#apologies to everyone who’s normal

[riyo-soka]

Crosshair and Hunter being so in tune that they can accurately figure out each other’s most deeply held regrets without having a single real conversation and then exclusively using that knowledge to make each other angry is the realest thing this whole episode

[salemontrial]

(S5 spoilers)

Also episode 10 having Li Jing saying "there's so much that was left unsaid" and then IMMEDIATELY panning to Wukong giving Macaque the most fearful remorseful panicked face you could imagine and holding out his hand for him to take. Hello. Hi wildbraon. I will be calling the proper authorities I will be taking this to the highest court

[3-aem]

wonderful tiny interactions.

The guy at the post office couldn’t care less about proof of residence he was openly shouting ‘mam do you have anything to prove you live at this address’, before whispering ‘i don’t actually care’

and as i was scrolling trying to find an energy bill he just looked over my phone went: OKAY GREAT and handed me my package with a quiet don’t tell my boss

[wackywatchdotcom]

knowing pomnis favorite color is red makes me emotional and also slightly more in love with her, for some reason

[thenecropolix]

Ok so for everyone who thinks of trains as critters hear me out: train toys

Large, perhaps mechanical balls that stay securely on rails and are frequently bumped into like playing the largest game of kickball

A modified turntable where one or two trains push a panel that makes the turntable spin without the need of human interference

Freight cars made from sensory panels or are covered in different materials with different textures

Regular sticks or coal that the trains can chew on if you believe in the idea of them being able to eat, not unlike rodent toys where they come in fun shapes or use different wood/coal

Hanging rope (again, not unlike hanging toys for birds/rodents) that the train can latch onto and tug (could be modified and work like cable machines where there's different weights attached for strength building)

Y'know the concept of a chair spring you see in cartoons where people are ejected out of their seat? Imagine a giant version of that used to propel engines forward just for funsies

Train toys fellas, TRAIN TOYS

[advisortotheadvisor]

all I'm saying is that if they're going to draw parallels between Mr Martin and Mr Anderson - both of them being teachers who once cared deeply about their students but then lost sight of that and started hurting them instead - then they could at least commit all the way and have Anderson actually APOLOGIZE to one of the students he hurt instead of always dodging accountability like Martin does. but no, yeah, Simon apologizing to Anderson for revealing Anderson's fraud is fine too. Just as narratively satisfying

[unproduciblesmackdown]

winston my quant of billions

[danmeichael]

"ewww this character is so possessive and creepy" have you never known love? have you not spent years of your life afraid of your own hunger? does the safe catharsis of watching someone else eat their fill not appeal to you?

[whatareyoudoingwithamaserati]

Why are break ups so fucking Hard man

[thegreatyin]

completely normal roommates bonding over completely normal things like *flips through notes* murdering each other and having complicated opinions on giant alien bats

[flintyart]

[catididnt]

Omens Daily starts in a week!

Following the layout of Dracula Daily, the (characters of) Good Omens present Omens Daily, a recast of the Bram Stoker's Dracula.

The story starts on May 3, next Sunday, when we meet Aziraphale Fell on his way to meet the client he recently bought property for in London.

Some dates have been changed (Bram really is all over the place) and some of the concepts are simplified (still uncertain if I understand the Professor's metaphors). Inspiration also came from the Muppet's Christmas Carol, so be prepared for the characters to occasional speak out of turn. (They don't sing, this isn't Tolkien.) The entire thing is written and ready to go. Unfortunately, I can't post automatically, but I will post each day the story progresses.

I'm trying to follow Matt of Dracula Daily. He sent his first email a week ago but I'm not posting to AO3 until Aziraphale starts writing. You can subscribe to catididnt on AO3 now, or keep an eye on this space and I'll update it on May 3 and include the story link.

Yours since Hogback and always,

cati

[qoldenskies]

Sorry for always talking to you it’s just fun LMFAO but also that post that’s like “he’s literally nice” was LITERALLY an interaction in Circumventing Death, which is too funny not to comment on

IT LITERALLY IS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO seeing that post made me feel like the pointing wojack meme like HEY THEY SAID THAT. IN THE THE FIC I MADE

[spectra-bear]

lately I also keep getting A LOT of these kind of anon asks about why i'm following <this> and <this> and <this> 'problematic person. i get them both here people in replies on twitter who say: "how DARE you follow this rise artist who did unverified X thing i'm probably coming up with now"

and all of these are always related to the rise fandom, what is going on here? i'm so tired of this, like what's the reason for this??

no idea, and its kinda getting tiring tbh, im already going through stuff irl, i didnt want to speak about it but it already shows with the lack of posting, ive just been laying low for the time being, and its one of the reasons why i drifted away from the fandom itself months prior, things got hectic, i got tired, i even almost got blamed of indulging with problematic content myself when there were no indicators that i ever have, and have stated over and over that i do not interact with that content, which crossed the line for me

im kinda mentally worn out, as well as many of my friends being faced with this kind of behaviour, and kindly ask everyone to take a moment and step back from the screen for a bit to think about what theyre doing, who theyre going after, and who theyre doing this for, since we've reached a point where we commandeer who follows who or whatever. I know everyone means well for the safety of others, especially those underage, and its very appreciated even to those who look out for me in case smths up, but its honestly exhausting at this point

[steaksex]

Today sucked ass and penis. Clearly the healthy thing ti do is repeat my self hypnosis trigger until i dont need to worry about having a brain or being a person

[lillybearrie]

Do you also send like 30 tiktoks to someone after they show an ounce of interest in your hyperfixation or are you normal