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Koba X Reader
he leaves you for Caesar
#sorry i be seeing all these x reader stuff and i do not get it#tough job being the normalest koba fan out here#tough job being the normalest pota fan in general#grits my teeth: like do whatever you want i dont care (← cares a lot and is definitely bothered)#shaking my head#going through the pota tag is like 80% fanfiction#but like ofc im not going out of my way harassing people#this is a silly post showing that i DO NOT like the x reader or human/ape stuff#robin “official no 1 koba fan (probably)” signing off#planet of the apes#pota#pota posting
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The Seven Deadly... Rings?!?!
@nocreativityfornames you're a genius I'm just gonna go ahead and swipe this and *eats*
original post here
Essentially what if we started Nightbringer but we also had the brothers in tow in the form of rings.
No, I didn't spell check this, I'm don't write very often so excuse any weirdness. I suck at grammar and ignore spell check.
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Solomon holds his hand out expectantly, presenting to you a handful of exquisite multicolored rings. 7 to be exact. Each one a familiar face, in a somewhat familiar time.
Honestly, this isn't really that astounding by any means. When living in the Devildom, you've come to expect even the most unexpected situations. The rings were probably the least surprising thing you've heard today, seeing as how you had mysteriously been thrown across time and space and landed in the Devildom... approximately 7,000 years ago. Maybe? Nobody is really good at saving dates around here, especially when the average demon lifespan stretches from now to, basically, the end of time itself. A slight over exaggeration? Again, maybe. But in your defense, in your feeble mortal eyes, that's what it may as well be.
The rings jingle in your hand as you tentatively scoop them from Solomons cold hand.
Apon first glance, they would appear to be normal rings. Pristine, each gold band is fitted with a unique colored stone matching those of the beloved demons from your normal timeline. Although, if you really focused on it, twisting the bunch of them in your palm with your fingers, you could feel how warm the metal is. It was as if someone had worn the rings before you, even though it should not have been possible, as you would be the first to bear them. Along with the warm glow of the rings, you could faintly feel an intense pulsing sensation coming from the set. Whether or not it came from what could possibly be a rapid heartbeat or the emanating pulse of horrific eldritch powers, you couldn't tell.
You go to slip them on your waiting fingers until Solomon interrupts you.
"I will warn you Mc, they were terribly rowdy before I turned them into rings, I don't blame you if you find them overwhelming to wear."
"Thanks for the warning, Solomon. I appreciate you coming all this way to help me by the way!"
"Anything for my favorite apprentice! Oh! And put in the good word for me!" Solomon winks. He turns, presumably to go and survey the Devildom of millennia ago. You're eternally grateful he went through all this trouble, not only to willingly throw himself across time and space, but to also take the time to bring along the demon brothers.
You insert each hoop onto your fingers. They fit perfectly, made just for you to wear. For a moment, there is silence. You almost begin to doubt they're even there. The only sign of anything unusual is the pulsing jewelry around your fingers, seeming to wane slowly, just until it matches your own heartbeat. Then the screaming.
"Mc! Did I hurt you at all?"
"Can you hear me?! What happened?
"AHHH, I can't believe you met me while I was in my blunder years! Wahhh!! I'm so embarrassed!!"
"Oi! Human what the hell?! What were you thinking just vanishing like that?"
"Mc, why did you leave?"
"Hon, you nearly gave me a heart attack when I heard youd gone missing! Lets go home asap!"
"..."
Suddenly, you weren't so alone in your head. A barrage of questions, sobs, and abnormal talk of urgency was flung straight in your direction. You could practically visualize the tearful Levi. The clear image of the batting white eyelashes of Mammon as he looks worried at you. Along with what's definitely becoming a new wrinkle on Lucifers face as you listen to him interrogate you. It was almost relieving to hear them speak with such familiarity to you. After being treated like a stranger not too long ago, this felt like you had brought a piece of home with you in this strange version of the Devildom.
Maybe, just maybe in the strange place, in this strange time you could make the most of it. With a sorcerer and the seven rings at your side you may just be able to tackle the newly fallen brothers of the past, the new ruling power of the Devildom, Diavolo, and finally find out why you were sent here by the one called, Nightbringer.
#obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me mammon#obey me lucifer#obey me belphie#obey me leviathan#obey me asmo#obey me satan#obey me beelzebub#obey me solomon#obey me anime#obey me fanfic#obey me fanfiction#any tips on writing the bros is greatly appreciated#How ethical would it be to kiss a past demon bro if youre also wearing the current demon bro?#Genuenly tho#hope i dont get cured lol#i kinda gave up at the end sorry#how to write???#i fr gotta re play nightbringer because since the ending of season 2 iv just be loggin on to get ap and jobs#uh
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that guy from the smiths was right. i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now.
#eliot posts#i'm gonna be even more miserable when this job ends tho#if they don't find another goddamn client to put me with i'm gonna go ape shitt#(my current client is moving back to florida)#i know i can easily find another job in this feild if that happens but that'll be ANNOYING#ah well at least i have good work experience and some recent job references now!#i'm apparently the only one the patient sometimes knows by name and the only one the wife hasn't shit talked to the graveyard shift lady#so that's gotta count for something!
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Finally watching PotA because the kid I'm watching is obsessed with them and
I can't stand these ugly cgi Friesians that are constantly accompanied by overlaid neighing sounds in scenes where it makes zero sense for them to neigh
Is it really that hard to hire a horsegirl as a consultant on your horse-heavy movie??
#not horse of the day#thankfully i have general animal autism so i don't mind that the kid has ape autism and only talks about apes for 7 hours straight#i like apes#but these movies are not for me. i can talk about real life apes for hours. idk if i can talk about these movies.#this blog is mostly just gonna run on queue while i adjust to my new job
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Daily excerpt from chapter 92 of Underline the Black:
‘This is a delicate subject,’ Temsen said, still staring at the computer screen, ‘but you should give me a heads up when you plan on having penetrative sex with Efnisien. That will probably take you both out of commission for a few days, and I’d like to know how clear to keep my schedule in case Efnisien’s body can’t handle it.’ That was a pain. But spontaneous sex didn’t happen between peak alphas and anyone other than omegas. Otherwise, it had to be carefully planned. Gary needed medical gloves and medical lubricant. He needed time. ‘I’d resent it too,’ Temsen said quietly. ‘Yes, thank you, Temsen, for saying all the most uncomfortable parts out loud.’ ‘He has internal scarring,’ Temsen said firmly. ‘I think the Stretch lube will be fine, but we don’t know for certain. I want to be available if you have need of me, and if you don’t, fantastic. But if Cella comes back to the property and you’re fucking Efnisien, I’d like to know so I can send her away instead of contacting you while you’re at your most possessive.’ ‘Ah. Fair.’ ‘I thought so,’ Temsen said. He made a faint growling sound of frustration in the back of his throat. ‘I’m going to complain to anyone who will listen about how much I hate this job. I want to help people, not smile and thank rapists for their contribution to the centre. And before you tell me that this does help people, it’s not the same.’ ‘It’s not,’ Gary said. ‘It’s ugly work. I’ve never minded the ugly work.’
#daily excerpt#underline the black#underline the rainbow#ohlo ohlo temsen#dr gary konowalous#efnisien ap wledig#omegaverse#mm romance#queer romance#temsen making it clear everyone knows he hates the job#when everyone already knows#he commiseration-solicits so much and i love that for him
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alive i am juggling a millionm things at once
#3 ap classes. one class that requires a lot of high effort upkeep. etc#and literally working to fight the board on something#we got those dumb yondr pouches our superintendent paid a quarter of a million dollars for and rn im working to set up a different system#for highschoolers#bc. heh. people have jobs#and some people are parents#so im gonna be busting my ass off for the next few weeks
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oof. The gorgug plot line is hitting me so close to home bro…
#I did 13 AP classes#and was section leader in band#And seven honor societies#And a part time job#And then in college I triple majored and worked three jobs#And I don’t think I realized how fucking sad that was#Until I watched this dude pretending to be a teenage barbarian#Be told he needs to take four times the normal course load#because they won’t give him any slack and they think he’s too dumb to do it#like. Fuck dude#Dimension 20#d20#dimension 20 fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#d20 fhjy
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I HAVE NOW 100%’ed STARDEW VALLEY
THREE TIMES.
#shut up me#i did a completionist run like years ago right and it was time consuming but i did it#then came the ginger island update. and like 80 more hours or content and so much more completionist shit#i believe i had two jobs at the time but whatever who cares. grinded it out in a few weeks#then mr conape himself said IM NOT THROUGH WITH YOU and YOU KNOW WHAT SIR#FUCK YOURSELF#HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS OLD MAN#stardew valley#sdv#mr ape i have only one request. the ability late in the game to marry multiple spouses. that’s all i want.#i just want to be able to marry both harvey and shane. shane takes him to sports and harvey makes him eat vegetables#and i make hundreds of thousands of gold every season with my optimized sprinklers and junimo huts
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Sorry for slow moving content/communication. I love to write, it's no obligation and if anything I'd prefer to write and draw over school anytime.
I'm just a little depressed right now, school and work together are making me very tired. I'm failing some classes and I feel very a little down because of it, I wish college wasn't so hard :-(
#i feel like this is the hardest I've ever worked in my life#I've always been considered a 'gifted' child growing up#I was in honors and AP#so failing for the first time really stings#I've never been this sad before#I've been told it's not the end of the world but I'm scared#It's all still new to me#i hope i can retake the class#i hate ranting sorry please block the 🩹 tag if you don't like seeing it >.<#I want to have the energy to write sooo very badly#🩹#💬#i love my job it's not hard and the people there are like family#job is not the issue for those wondering#Does anyone have any experience with failing a college class?#I'd love to hear from another person's perspective#Because to me this is the worst thing I've ever experienced
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The dog training place texted me yesterday and said that they would reach out to let me know if they wanted to move forward with me or not
Pls pls pls wish me luck
#please guys this job would be incredible#it doesnt say jack shit about the pay though unforutnately#so if the pay is shit im going to drop my ap at that place in phoneix#i spelled that wrong but who cares#ugh#i only have two more days with pm#im going to miss everyone :(#but ill still see them#its my preferred store because i know where everything is lmao#for the most part at least#job searching
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Milo Murphy's Law episode 3A: The Doctor Zone Files ↳ A gif(set) for every episode of Milo Murphy's Law (5/73)
#milo murphy's law#mml#mml1ep1gif#my gifs#ep: the doctor zone files#doctor zone#time ape#relativity#i know it's been like 6 months since the last gifset i promise i didnt forget#i have a job now#decided that this would be the gifset a few weeks ago but never got around to making it#next-day edit: forgot about the weird colouring issues again :( fixed now
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i found some more recent contact information for izzie’s owner but i’m a little concerned. this cat was adopted in 2015 when she was a baby (so she really is 9 years old) at a shelter in an entirely different city in my state. this means she either traveled with the owner to hawaii and back each time he moved, or he gave her to someone here and they either lost her or just let her roam free outside. but the thing is…. no one is looking for her???
no posters, no social media posts, no reports to shelters or rescues or authorities. if misako went missing, i’d be tearing this entire city to pieces trying to find her.
one of my emails to the owner got through last night. i haven’t gotten a response but a part of me is hoping there won’t be one because now that i think about it, i don’t believe whoever’s missing izzie gives a fuck about her.
#i’d literally be calling the cops screaming and crying for them to find her#even tho i know that’s not their job lmfaooo#tho since i worked ap so long i know all the cops here so they might actually look for her which is kinda funny 💀#BUT I DIGRESS#how can you have a kitty since a baby and not fucking care when she goes missing 😭#she’s just a little girl 🥺#like this dude has moved almost 13 times#i honestly think he left her with someone here when he first moved to HI and everyone involved stopped giving a shit#she’s probably been getting fed by the neighborhood i found her in#but obviously no one took her or had her indoors#because her fur was caked with outdoor grime#apple babble 🍎#non fandom
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i’m weird-looking
1) 1994 with my mum at 31 (she turned 61 yesterday)
2) passport pic from Fourth of July 2021
3) my work badge issued yesterday (two people have already yelled at me over undone hair) vs my license that just expired (so five years ago, I really should have retaken the pic when I renewed bc I’m clearly 190-200lbs in it and still had some lingering ptsd look/sanpaku eye stuff going on.
#but it fits#I smile so much I’m gonna have strong Potato Ape lines looks like#this new job is gonna get me really lean again which is cool
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outside the dmv: honestly feel bad for people who work at the dmv like imagine dealing with long lines of frustrated people all day about the most trite bullshit
standing in line at the dmv: I was a fool. The lady at the desk is the enemy. Her only objective is to specifically worsen every aspect of my day and or life, and she will stop at nothing in pursuit of that end.
#this is that 'separating my thoughts as a rational member of a civic society vs. my thoughts as a primal ape' thing.#like. objectively i wish you well in your thankless job. SUBJECTIVELY if you continue to fuck around with me i swear i'll end us both
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It's taken me way too long to do a Master Fae Tales worldbuilding file, and I've decided to do it in Obsidian. I started yesterday, here's how it's going:
Obviously has a LOT of work needed, but we're moving in the right direction.
The big issue is that I need to standardise a lot of stuff across all the novels if I'm going to be publishing them.
So we officially have a Style Guide lol
Also, all the characters will finally have birth dates. I can't believe I've neglected that so much! (Yes I can, says the dyscalculia).
It's fun, but it's also intimidating, because y'all, did you know the Fae Tales Verse is fucking huge???
#pia on worldbuilding#fae tales verse#fae tales#game theory#the court of five thrones#gwyn ap nudd#augus each uisge#i'm taking a break now#i've realised i need quick access to certain facts first#before any other#and it's not how anyone would organise a wiki#also i can put character's kinks in sdlkfjasd#one of the reasons I've put off editing for so long#is because I knew I needed to standardise the worldbuilding#and this is a huge fucking job#once it's done it's mostly done though sdfakljas fuck me#at least I've started#like I do have worldbuilding files on my computer but frankly#I stopped maintaining them during GT
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How ruined is my social life…
#jo lore???#School#highschool#ap classes#Studying#studyblr#high achiever#ap student#Student#student life#high academic achiever#Somehow I have to keep up running keep up painting study for academic team go to academic team games work my job keep a social life keep up#with my reading practice my act math#Idk how I’m supposed to do all this tbh#but I’ll try#Also I have to get my volunteer hours for nhs#And enter a bunch of art competitions#Advanced student#Guys how do we romanticize our way into straight as this semester#Romanticize school#concurrent enrollment#learning#college#academic team#academic validation#academicexcellence#teacher#high school#schoolblr#education
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