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[joemerl]

Me, @DreamWorks

Seriously, everyone was praising you after Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. Best not-actual-Disney movie in years. And then you look at their parade of hated remakes failing at the box office, and what? You thought this was an idea worth stealing?

[fragglez]

Koba X Reader

he leaves you for Caesar

[thetriggeredhappy]

I HAVE NOW 100%’ed STARDEW VALLEY

THREE TIMES.

[palmastrings]

The Seven Deadly... Rings?!?!

@nocreativityfornames you're a genius I'm just gonna go ahead and swipe this and *eats*

original post here

Essentially what if we started Nightbringer but we also had the brothers in tow in the form of rings.

No, I didn't spell check this, I'm don't write very often so excuse any weirdness. I suck at grammar and ignore spell check.

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Solomon holds his hand out expectantly, presenting to you a handful of exquisite multicolored rings. 7 to be exact. Each one a familiar face, in a somewhat familiar time.

Honestly, this isn't really that astounding by any means. When living in the Devildom, you've come to expect even the most unexpected situations. The rings were probably the least surprising thing you've heard today, seeing as how you had mysteriously been thrown across time and space and landed in the Devildom... approximately 7,000 years ago. Maybe? Nobody is really good at saving dates around here, especially when the average demon lifespan stretches from now to, basically, the end of time itself. A slight over exaggeration? Again, maybe. But in your defense, in your feeble mortal eyes, that's what it may as well be.

The rings jingle in your hand as you tentatively scoop them from Solomons cold hand.

Apon first glance, they would appear to be normal rings. Pristine, each gold band is fitted with a unique colored stone matching those of the beloved demons from your normal timeline. Although, if you really focused on it, twisting the bunch of them in your palm with your fingers, you could feel how warm the metal is. It was as if someone had worn the rings before you, even though it should not have been possible, as you would be the first to bear them. Along with the warm glow of the rings, you could faintly feel an intense pulsing sensation coming from the set. Whether or not it came from what could possibly be a rapid heartbeat or the emanating pulse of horrific eldritch powers, you couldn't tell.

You go to slip them on your waiting fingers until Solomon interrupts you.

"I will warn you Mc, they were terribly rowdy before I turned them into rings, I don't blame you if you find them overwhelming to wear."

"Thanks for the warning, Solomon. I appreciate you coming all this way to help me by the way!"

"Anything for my favorite apprentice! Oh! And put in the good word for me!" Solomon winks. He turns, presumably to go and survey the Devildom of millennia ago. You're eternally grateful he went through all this trouble, not only to willingly throw himself across time and space, but to also take the time to bring along the demon brothers.

You insert each hoop onto your fingers. They fit perfectly, made just for you to wear. For a moment, there is silence. You almost begin to doubt they're even there. The only sign of anything unusual is the pulsing jewelry around your fingers, seeming to wane slowly, just until it matches your own heartbeat. Then the screaming.

"Mc! Did I hurt you at all?"

"Can you hear me?! What happened?

"AHHH, I can't believe you met me while I was in my blunder years! Wahhh!! I'm so embarrassed!!"

"Oi! Human what the hell?! What were you thinking just vanishing like that?"

"Mc, why did you leave?"

"Hon, you nearly gave me a heart attack when I heard youd gone missing! Lets go home asap!"

"..."

Suddenly, you weren't so alone in your head. A barrage of questions, sobs, and abnormal talk of urgency was flung straight in your direction. You could practically visualize the tearful Levi. The clear image of the batting white eyelashes of Mammon as he looks worried at you. Along with what's definitely becoming a new wrinkle on Lucifers face as you listen to him interrogate you. It was almost relieving to hear them speak with such familiarity to you. After being treated like a stranger not too long ago, this felt like you had brought a piece of home with you in this strange version of the Devildom.

Maybe, just maybe in the strange place, in this strange time you could make the most of it. With a sorcerer and the seven rings at your side you may just be able to tackle the newly fallen brothers of the past, the new ruling power of the Devildom, Diavolo, and finally find out why you were sent here by the one called, Nightbringer.

[yardsards]

that guy from the smiths was right. i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows i'm miserable now.

[not-poignant]

Daily excerpt from chapter 92 of Underline the Black:

‘This is a delicate subject,’ Temsen said, still staring at the computer screen, ‘but you should give me a heads up when you plan on having penetrative sex with Efnisien. That will probably take you both out of commission for a few days, and I’d like to know how clear to keep my schedule in case Efnisien’s body can’t handle it.’ That was a pain. But spontaneous sex didn’t happen between peak alphas and anyone other than omegas. Otherwise, it had to be carefully planned. Gary needed medical gloves and medical lubricant. He needed time. ‘I’d resent it too,’ Temsen said quietly. ‘Yes, thank you, Temsen, for saying all the most uncomfortable parts out loud.’ ‘He has internal scarring,’ Temsen said firmly. ‘I think the Stretch lube will be fine, but we don’t know for certain. I want to be available if you have need of me, and if you don’t, fantastic. But if Cella comes back to the property and you’re fucking Efnisien, I’d like to know so I can send her away instead of contacting you while you’re at your most possessive.’ ‘Ah. Fair.’ ‘I thought so,’ Temsen said. He made a faint growling sound of frustration in the back of his throat. ‘I’m going to complain to anyone who will listen about how much I hate this job. I want to help people, not smile and thank rapists for their contribution to the centre. And before you tell me that this does help people, it’s not the same.�� ‘It’s not,’ Gary said. ‘It’s ugly work. I’ve never minded the ugly work.’

[kryptic-krab]

alive i am juggling a millionm things at once

[boldlygoorgohome]

oof. The gorgug plot line is hitting me so close to home bro…

[call-me-copycat]

Sorry for slow moving content/communication. I love to write, it's no obligation and if anything I'd prefer to write and draw over school anytime.

I'm just a little depressed right now, school and work together are making me very tired. I'm failing some classes and I feel very a little down because of it, I wish college wasn't so hard :⁠-⁠(

[nabsthevulture]

The dog training place texted me yesterday and said that they would reach out to let me know if they wanted to move forward with me or not

Pls pls pls wish me luck

[hisirdouxcasperan]

Milo Murphy's Law episode 3A: The Doctor Zone Files ↳ A gif(set) for every episode of Milo Murphy's Law (5/73)

[twistedappletree]

i found some more recent contact information for izzie’s owner but i’m a little concerned. this cat was adopted in 2015 when she was a baby (so she really is 9 years old) at a shelter in an entirely different city in my state. this means she either traveled with the owner to hawaii and back each time he moved, or he gave her to someone here and they either lost her or just let her roam free outside. but the thing is…. no one is looking for her???

no posters, no social media posts, no reports to shelters or rescues or authorities. if misako went missing, i’d be tearing this entire city to pieces trying to find her.

one of my emails to the owner got through last night. i haven’t gotten a response but a part of me is hoping there won’t be one because now that i think about it, i don’t believe whoever’s missing izzie gives a fuck about her.

[jammerskrik]

i’m weird-looking

1) 1994 with my mum at 31 (she turned 61 yesterday)

2) passport pic from Fourth of July 2021

3) my work badge issued yesterday (two people have already yelled at me over undone hair) vs my license that just expired (so five years ago, I really should have retaken the pic when I renewed bc I’m clearly 190-200lbs in it and still had some lingering ptsd look/sanpaku eye stuff going on.

[karnalesbian]

outside the dmv: honestly feel bad for people who work at the dmv like imagine dealing with long lines of frustrated people all day about the most trite bullshit

standing in line at the dmv: I was a fool. The lady at the desk is the enemy. Her only objective is to specifically worsen every aspect of my day and or life, and she will stop at nothing in pursuit of that end.

[cs-med-world-insights]

How to get into Coding!

Coding is very important now and in the future. Technology relies on coding and in the future you will need to know how to code to get a high-paying job. Many people consider having Computer Science field-related jobs, especially in AI. What if you are interested it in general or as a hobby? What if you don't know what you want to do yet for college?

Pick a language you want to learn: Personally, I started out with HTML and CSS. I recommend if you want to do web design HTML and CSS are good languages to start with. Otherwise, start with JavaScript or Python.

2. Find Resources: Basically you want to look at videos on YouTube, and take classes that have coding like AP CSP, AP CS A (harder class), Digital Information Technology, etc. You can also attend classes outside in the summer like CodeNinjas and use websites like code.org, freeCodeCamp, and Codecademy. Also, ask your friends for help too! You can find communities on Reddit and Discord as well.

3. Start Practicing: Practice slowly by doing small projects like making games for websites and apps. You can work with friends if you are still a beginner or need help. There's also open-source coding you can do!

4. Continue coding: If you don't continue, you will lose your skills. Be sure to always look up news on coding and different coding languages.

5. Certifications: If you are advanced in coding or want to learn more about technology, you can do certifications. This can cost a lot of money depending on what certification you are doing. Some school districts pay for your certification test. But if you take the test and pass, you can put it on your resume, and job recruiters/interviewers will be impressed! This can help with college applications and show initiative if you want a computer science degree. This shows you are a "master" of the language.

[not-poignant]

It's taken me way too long to do a Master Fae Tales worldbuilding file, and I've decided to do it in Obsidian. I started yesterday, here's how it's going:

Obviously has a LOT of work needed, but we're moving in the right direction.

The big issue is that I need to standardise a lot of stuff across all the novels if I'm going to be publishing them.

So we officially have a Style Guide lol

Also, all the characters will finally have birth dates. I can't believe I've neglected that so much! (Yes I can, says the dyscalculia).

It's fun, but it's also intimidating, because y'all, did you know the Fae Tales Verse is fucking huge???