Maddie, 23, they/she lesbian. the stupidest astronomer you'll ever meet. this blog is for my online homies and online homies only. Transphobes, nazis, and other assholes fuck off
Have y'all seen the update of smeyer's website? Nobody seems to be talking about this? This quote down there is from her website:
It's not from ANY book she has released so far (as far as I know) and sound very much like something Jacob would say. I'm afraid this is a hint for an upcoming Jacob x Rasputin book Y'ALL I'M SCARED I HOPE IT'S NOT WHAT I THINK IT IS
for the past few days I've been waking up to the sound of a small animal in my bedroom, messing with plastic bags and such on the floor, but in a way that I had literally no idea what it was. It sounds about the size of a mouse, but it doesn't scurry in bursts like a mouse - it moves continuously. when it walks over plastic, it sounds like slowly deflating an air mattress into a bag of tissue paper.
now that I own the house and I have to pay to fix this stuff, it's extra disturbing; especially since I can't find any evidence of damage in the rest of the house. a squirrel already destroyed some of the soffit to get into the roof earlier this week - what new horrible thing is here now?
Yeah no the little guys sealed malice in a big treasure chest. We don't know how he did it either. Yeah evil has truly been defeated. Like the concept of evil. It's gone. It's coasting on momentum now. Their armies descended upon the prison planets by the millions and converted the weapons factories into a planet wide system of charming cottages and bakeries. They mainly produce apple pies now.
Yeah all the prisoners were fine with it. They all got new homes and fulfilling communities where they get to grow apples and bake pies all day.
Oh yeah, as far as we can tell their combat mechs are powered by friendship. Yeah like the concept of friendship. They figured out a way to convert friendship into mechanical motion, and it powers their combat mechs. We have no idea how it works. We've asked. They actually gave us like 1000 friendship drives for free. They look like giant AA batteries, but when you open them up there's just like, teddy bear stuffing and little paper hearts inside.
Abnormalize your posting....make sweeping statements about every person and issue, read everything in bad faith, initiate arguments and most importantly, create net zero information network among your friends and followers
Whenever I try and relate the core problem with the Barbie movie to somebody, I just say the phrase "BARBIE GENOCIDE MONUMENT". It's pretty much been burned into my brain from thinking about that one detail so much.
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