#anyways shut up luke. lmao.

[essektheylyss]

Honestly, it is so funny remembering that Annabeth Chase's literal, stated, canonical fatal flaw is hubris.

Rick Riordan was like, "This clever, neurodivergent preteen girl believes that she is smarter than the gods, and she will get the chance to prove herself right," and he was correct. 😌

[lukeskywalking]

Wait they’re actually making the Rey Skywalker movie?

I thought it was a joke……….

[lukespookie]

sweetheart. | luke castellan x f! child of ares!reader

about - "i need you more than i want to." - camila cabello

warning - smut, all characters are 18+, petnames, oral (f receiving), luke is MEAN. brat taming sorta kinda maybe

a/n - guyssssss i luv enemies to lovers im gonna SOBBBBB anyways i hope this is good lmao

here you two sat. in mr. d's office while he yells at you for fighting again. it wasnt even in a in trouble way, more of a shut the fuck up and get along kinda way.

but it wasnt your fault!!

it all started when you were training. you were extremely upset since luke had, once again, beaten your team at capture the flag. you had such a good plan too!

then, luke just had to come on over and brag.

"you look a bit tense, sweetheart. don't tell me your upset that we won?" luke smirks from behind you, making you turn around.

"you only won because you cheated." you say, your eyes squinting.

from there, it basically turned into you insulting each other back and forth.

you hadnt always been like this. there was a time when you two were the best of friends. but you were driven away by your siblings since the ares cabin and hermes cabin hated each other

so now, here you were getting chewed out all because luke is cocky!!

"you two are both banned from capture the flag until next month." mr. d says, snapping you out of your thoughts.

"what?!" you and luke say in sync.

"luke started it! this isnt fair!" you groan, standing up from your seat.

"how did i start it? you're the one who started being rude!" luke argues. the two of you ramble on and on before mr. d gets fed up at kicks you out.

you and luke walk outside of the big house, burning in anger. leave it to luke castellan to ruin your month!!

his stupid handsome face is always getting on your nerves! and what annoys you the most is that you cant stop thinking about him.

mostly at night, when you touch yourself in your bedroom. luke is who you think of. but who can blame you?! hes just soso hot when you spar, sweat dripping down his forehead and his chest heaving. :(( his veiny arms tense as he holds his sword and swings it with ease.

and gods, his lips!!!

"you started it!" you repeat, annoyed that he was blaming it on poor lil you!! :((

but, thats when you get a genius idea. you had to find a way to put luke in his place, and thats what you had.

as a child of ares, you had the power of telumkinesis, the power to curse your opponents' weapons and transfigure any object into any weapon. you could also change the weight of your opponents weapons, which is exactly what you planned to do.

"we could settle it with a spar?" you sugest, shrugging to look as natural as possible!!

"you're on." he smirks.

you get dressed in your camp half-blood shirt, cut and fitted to be shorter and tighter, and some jean shorts. you throw on your super dirty, red converse and grab your sword, walking to the arena to spar.

you see luke and look down at his hand, holding his sword.you stop walking and.. okay, how does this shit work?

you stare at the sword, focusing only on that and eventually lukes arm drops a bit and he brings his sword up to his face and examine it. it worked!!!

you walk over, feeling as confident as ever.

"you okay, castellan? you look a bit stressed out." you smirk, making him snap around to face you, a scowl on his face.

"what'd you do to my sword, daughter of ares? dont think im dumb." luke snaps, making you scoff.

"i dont know what you're talking about." you shrug.

luke looks around before snatching you wrist, his grip tight as steel as he drags you into the forest.

luke ignores your insults and protests as he pins you to a tree, his hands on your waist and him towering over you.

"not so strong now are you? hm?" he growls, grabbing your face.

"l-luke.. this isnt funny.." you whisper, stomach twisting into a billion knots. "wasnt tryna be" he mutters, grabbing your sword and throwing it gods know where.

"so fuckin' pretty when you're not talking." he sighs looking at you for a moment before connecting your lips.

he kisses you sloppily, not caring to try to use skill. you're stunned for a moment before you kiss back, kissing with as much desire as him.

he pulls away. "shit, can i?" he breathes, making you nod rapidly.

he unbuttons and unzips your jean shorts, tugging them down and letting them pool at your ankles.

"gonna make you feel so good, sweetheart." he mutters, kissing your cheek before he kneels down in front of you.

he rubs his thumb over the wet spot on your panties with a groan, making you shutter.

"you're soaked." he smirks. he pulls your panties down and your pussy is connected to it with a string of wetness. "fuck, who knew you were such a whore?"

he digs in, lapping at your swollen clit like a starved man. your hands find their way to his messy curls, tugging as hard as possible out of spite.

he slightly pulls away. "don't tug so hard." he mumbles, arousal all over his chin. you push his head back into your cunt, moaning when his nose connects with your clit.

he thrusts his tongue in and out of your hole, making you cry out and tug his hair hard. "pull my hair like that again and i'll stop." he warns.

you quickly move your hands to his shoulders, not wanting him to stop eating your cunt.

he goes back to pushing him tongue inside of you, your moans and cute noises egginng him on.

"fuck, luke! dont stop, dont stop." you cry out, back arching off the tree.

he pulls away, breathing heavily onto your cunt. "im not baby, im not."

he wraps his lips around your clit, sucking and flicking his tongue on it.

"luke! cant, its too much!" you sob, trying to push his head away. "you can take it. you'll take it."

your orgasm crashes over you, shuttering as luke licks it all up.

he stands up, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand.

you notice the prominent tent in his pants, making you frown. "what about you?" you ask, looking up at him.

"just gives me a reason to see you again." he shrugs, kissing your cheek.

[lowkeyrobin]

slimecicle x reader but write it around the writing trope thats your current favorite! :))

yall cannot be giving me freedom like this.... ; anyways doing a little country/twisters 2024 au / aquiatences to lovers thing cause idk my favorite writing trope lmaoooo ; anyways thank you for requesting, hope you enjoy :) ; this is also super short cause idk writers block ; also idk why I did an au??? I started this at 4am so I apologize LMAO

SLIMECICLE ; ain't no love in oklahoma

summary ; from chasing twisters to falling for each other, charlie will always be your daredevil driver to your sarcastic weather scientist

warnings ; language, tornados/twisters, schlatt saying the f-slur, sex jokes/innuendos but nothing nasty

track ; ain't no love in oklahoma, luke combs

word count ; 900

masterlist

Getting to know Charlie, especially while chasing tornadoes, was definitely something. You'd been acquaintances, you being a scientist and him a storm chaser, for a while now.

You had a passion and a desire to study these twisters, becoming more and more frequent, growing more dangerous. He knew how to fucking drive, that's for sure.

"Faster!" You shout, leaning forward a bit to look up at the sky, your iPad in your lap.

"It doesn't get much faster than this!" He shouts back, the car going airborne for a split second over a bump.

You both grunt, being knocked back to the ground in the lifted truck. Schlatt and Ted sit behind you, with Ted recording on some fancy camera and Schlatt reading you numbers and statistics off of his phone while everything about the twister was being live recorded. You're all strapped in, of course, watching as the one twister divides into two.

"Holy shit!" You shout, looking at Charlie for a moment. "You see that too, right?!"

"Yeah!"

"What the hell does that mean?"

"Shit is only gonna get worse"

"Shit"

"I'm tired"

"Me too"

You nod as you four sit around the round table, the moonlight shining in through the window behind you. Schlatt loudly bangs his hands on the table before using the weight to push himself up on his feet.

"Goodnight fags" He speaks, before collecting his jacket and iPad to return to his room.

"Night" You raise a hand, waving him away.

Ted then follows, having been attempting to rub sleep away from his eyes for over an hour now.

"Don't fuck in the kitchen, you two!" He shouts over his shoulder.

You roll your eyes in response.

Charlie slowly looks over at you, trying to scan your expression. "So..."

"Hm?"

"You have a good time today, chasing twisters?"

You nod with a dorky smile, "Yeah, yeah, I did"

"What's all the tech stuff mean?" He asks, resting his chin on his hand, elbow perched on the table.

You shrug, "Statistics. High statistics, higher than usual. More sporadic and frantic, even"

He nods.

You stand up, wanting to eat before retreating to bed. Ted had made Mac and Cheese, but you never found time to get a bite. You grab the last bowl and scoop some into it, then put it in the microwave for 30 seconds to reheat.

As you stare at the counter slowly descending to zero, you feel a pair of hands wrap around your shoulders, slightly digging into your muscles.

"Y'know, you look like you need a massage"

You lightly sigh, shaking your head. "I'm fine. Tired and hungry, Charlie, tired and hungry"

"And stressed" He adds

You nod to that.

"I can make it go away"

"We're not banging in Ted's kitchen"

He blinks a few times, having to connect the dots. He didn't realize how he messed that wording up.

"Oh, no, I mean, I can give you an actual massage. My aunt is a massage therapist. I mean, we can make out if you want-"

"You better get your hands ready for a massage"

Down the hall, Ted and Schlatt are able to hear your grunts and groans from the living room.

"Ugh, harder"

Ted raises an eyebrow, looking at Schlatt.

"A little low- ugh"

Their jaws drop in disgust.

Schlatt quickly slams the door shut, alerting you and Charlie that they heard and were still awake. You and Charlie both look up, confused and oblivious. You roll over, having heard enough of your spine cracking and popping like Rice Krispie cereal.

"Thank you, really"

"Anything for you-"

"Don't even, cowboy"

[ask-princessandromeda]

How do you guys feel about the fact Nemesis asked Ethan to trade his eye?

Chris: That’s like, majorly fucked up, my dude.

Ethan: Yeah, but it was a fair exchange. An eye for a chance to have a real impact on this world doesn’t seem too far-fetched.

Alabaster: An eye for an eye, a leg for a leg, a shot in the heart doesn’t make it unbreak lmao.

Silena: I don’t think this is a good moment for a song quote. We’re trying to unfold this poor kid’s trauma.

Alabaster: Every moment is a good moment for a song quote. Jokes aside, your mother sucks, Ethan, but you don’t want to accept it because have a fucked up sense of right and wrong.

Ethan: Don’t we all?

Luke: Of course we do. But my father didn’t go to the extent of actually amputating one of my body parts, and I’m usually the one complaining that he’s the worst.

Alabaster: When Luke says that, it really makes you think, huh?

Ethan: I-

Luke: How did she do it, anyway? Did she pierce a spear through your skull? Did she just take it with her bare hand? Did she use some kind of magic?

Chris: Luke, that’s kinda invasive-

Luke: What? I want to know!

Ethan: And I want you all to shut up. It was my choice, my business, end of discussion.

Silena: Sorry. Let’s just… leave you alone for a little bit.

Ethan: That’d be great. Go.

*later, Al brings Ethan some warm tea and cuddles him. He’s had enough.*

[pomplalamoose]

To go with your Luke’s SO on their period headcanons, I raise you: traveling around with post-ROTJ Luke for Force artifacts as a fellow Jedi or traveling with the OT crew when your period hits (I have PMDD, so severe mental and physical symptoms two weeks before the period, then awful periods physically) and him determined to take care of you, even if you’re not together yet (he maybe enlists Leia to give him more helpful info?).

OOOOH yes that's a great addition!🫶🏻

Here are some of my thoughts in no particular order because I'm at work and have to be sneaky lmao (and also I really hope you'll feel better soon xx)

For anyone interested, here's the original post

• no matter which Luke we're talking about or at what point your relationship currently is, he always wants to help and be there for you

• he'd be so concerned

• he'd immediately notice you're seriously struggling with something, it doesn't matter if it's physically or mentally or both

• if the two of you are already a thing he'll talk to you about it of course but otherwise?

• he wants to be very respectful and not push you into talking about intimate topics you may not be comfortable with

• after all he has no idea about how this is handled where you are from

• maybe it's just not spoken about with friends or the opposite gender?

• how is he supposed to know?

• he would definitely ask Leia not only about her own experiences to better understand what you're going through but also about where to best get more information and how she thinks he could or should take care of you

• (he may have tried that with Han first but I don't think he'd be much help lol)

• but he doesn't want to pry or, if you're traveling with the OT crew, put you on the spot in front of the others

• so he may even wait some time to see if you come to him first or speak up at your own accord

• when you don't, he can't hold himself back much longer and approaches you during a quiet moment to ask what's wrong

• whether you give him a straight forward answer or tell him you're doing okay is up to you

• (quite possibly you don't want to burden anyone with this and try to keep your suffering to yourself?)

• but I think he'd be a little bit hurt when you end up lying to him

• that won't stop him from worrying and asking you about it again though

• actually quiet the opposite would happen

• he'd keep a secret eye out for you anyways

• most importantly he wants to make sure you're eating and drinking enough

• he also offers to take more frequent breaks for you to rest

• he gives up his bunk or bed roll for you if he thinks it's more comfortable than yours

• he makes up tasks to get you out of irritating or overstimulating situations or straight up motions for you to leave the room when things turn hectic

• he tells Han to shut up when he teases you about being sensitive (or about anything really)

• however he won't accept you outright avoiding him

• you will be taken care of, if you like it or not and he'll tell you so

• I think he'd get pretty worked up about it too, after all you're important to him!

• it's then that you might actually talk about what's been going on and you get all the reassurance you could possibly need

• he would never think of taking care of you as too much work or it taking too much effort

• he infiltrated the Death Star and risked his life for someone he didn't even know at the time and you think helping you through a hard time would be too bothersome for him? Oh PLEASE

• bonus thought while we're on the topic: take a look at this

• that's something Luke would do once you are in a committed relationship, like I can genuinely see him doing that and it's beautiful

[bugwolfsstuff]

I said i was gonna rant and by the gods im gonna rant

[This is not gonna make sense and more me shrieking at the gods cus Loki is my blorbo and i hate that Rick fucked up and made him abusive when the first book was litterally implying that he cares about his kids and making him sympathetic.]

Love how i completely forgot Heimdall was there too between reading this in school and getting home lmao. My phone guy is just that forgettable.

ALSO THATS WHY YOUR DOING THIS? THATS THE REASON YOUR GOING WITH RICK?

They got roasted too hard so theyre gonna kill two innocent kids, mulitate their corpses and use those corpses to chain their father while dripping acid on him?

It was (slightly) more understandable when it was cus Baldur (even tho hes probably happier with Hel anyways) died.

Cus like an eye for an eye.... (even tho that was much more than an eye, more like two eyes, a heart and a leg.)

Actually no scratch that killing Baldur technically was an eye for an eye if you think about it.

(Odin took three of Loki's kids, Loki took his son, his daughter in law and then the same son again when he refused to cry to bring him back. Thats also three. Thats one of the reasons i excuse Baldur dying)

I know Magnus probably either didn't realise what was going on here or if he did it didnt register in his brain the whole story. Which, fair enough, directly after this he listens to Kvasir getting cut up by a chainsaw (good, its clear if it weren't for him Loki, Narvi, Vali and Sigyn would've been probably fine) and then watches Alex get thrown out by his.....sperm donor. So what happens to Loki is not at the top of his concerns rn but i really hope he confronts Frey about it later. Cus Magnus has been shown to emphasize with Loki on this. AND THOSE WERE FUCKING CHILDREN! AND THEY WERE KILLED BECAUSE THEY WERE LOKI'S CHILDREN!

WHO ELSE ARE CHILDREN OF LOKI THAT HE CARES DEEPLY ABOUT?

SAMIRAH AND ALEX

Basically i want Magnus to yell at the gods the way Percy does. Because like Luke everything was probably WAS the gods fault.

And before you come at me with the whole 'prophecy has to happen' thing. Save your breath because most of you have no problem with blaming the gods when it came to luke in pjo and this is kinda similar.

Who was to say that Fenris, Hel and Jörmungandr would have caused ragnarok if the Aesir (mostly Odin) didnt take them from their home and seperate them?

Whos to say Loki would start Ragnarok if Odin didnt break their oath and take his children?

Or :

Let his mouth get sewn shut after he got everyone shit (Sif's new hair, Mjollnir, Draupnir, Gungnir, Skidbladnir and Gullinbursti) because suddenly oaths matter now, Odin.

Kill his innocent children (its not stated in myth or mcga how old Narvi and Vali were/are but the general consensus is that they were young), possibly made him watch said children get murdered (Sword of summer its stated by Loki that the gods watched in amusement as Vali disemboweled Narvi but that could be hyperbole) and had a snake drip acid onto his face.

If there was any good in Loki at any point (which there might be. He actually seems pretty chill in sword of summer) then its been snuffed out now.

Thanks Odin.

You signed your death warrant.

Whats that saying again?

He who tries to prevent fate is doomed to cause it?

Or something like that i cant remember the phrase.

I have more to say yet i cant quite articulate it. So im gonna end it here.

Also i am really in the mood for writing a oneshot of the day they caught Loki in Loki's—or maybe Sigyn's? Pov.

[wqxianvents]

// CONTAINS COMMENTARY AND PICTURES OF TEARS OF THEMIS NEW EVENT: “ENDURING LIGHT.”

This is only the Prologue section I talk about in this one, aha and I ALRWDY HAVE SM TO TALK ABTR

first of all, another group event of course, you love to see it and they’re being dorks but in a cooler way already 💃 also btw happy new year!! hope it’s been treating y’all well already :]<3

okay so i’m going into this event basically being sus of everyone at this point LMAO, i don’t even trust our boys tbh - anything could happen and i’m excited! everytime there’s a big event i always am like “ugh… not another one i have to drain energy into and it isn’t even that interesting” (respectfully). like the last one on the train? i didn’t really care much about it, the only things that interested me were nxx being all up on eachother (exaggerating)

basically i prepare myself to be disappointed, which might sound messed up but tbh the events have only been hittin recently (for me) because of the fact that they’re not having nxx be at eachother’s throats lol. (not saying the past ones weren’t good though and that none of the recent ones were a miss bc again, i didnt fully enjoy the train event)

this one already had me though 😭 got me gagged, the ui is so fucking cool - the card system?? the OUTFITS make me wanna CHOMP my phone (esp luke’s… smth- smth abt it is just. hm, delectable). also baby davis always appearing is so cute his little “hello, miss… uh, i mean, little boss!” LMAO that is my son!!!

ANYGAYS we always have to start off with Marius talking about something going on ‘round town, intended to invite his lovely lady but of course the boys have to interrupt and say hey, where is our invitation??? 🤗 you love to see it

jxjddh “i didn’t ask you guys” LMFAO HE IS SO DONEEE - artem, vyn: “oh really? let me hit you with this comeback. give me my invitation.”, like why are they so angy ARENT YALL RICH? GET YOUR OWN INVITATION 😭😭 i just adore the difference here though like, luke is the one purely excited here and not just “oh, aha, trying to get alone with rosa? how about: no.” but vyn is like 😭 “okay, shit, thanks for the invitation, marius.”

ARTEM MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS BY HIS COMPUTER AND DECIDING TO INSERT HIMSELF INTO THE CONVERSATIONNN. they’re silly billies.

of course we needed our typical marluke banner 🥺

“Without us, who would you team up with?” did he just call marius friendless or can i also mix that with delulu poly nxx and add a hint of, “bitch who else are you planning to invite? we are RIGHT here” LMFAO

“Luke, are things at work slow lately?” 😭😭😭 i have tears in my eyes u were gonna invite him anyway shut up

i want a group event where the guys don’t butt in just to see if marius invites them anyway HAAHSJS like he just has the stuff ready for the boys just in case they butt in again, but one time they don’t and he’s just confused 😭

kicking my feet, he loves them all dearly. they’re my babies, my lil ol family!!

ANYWAYS… we’re here. Li Hotel 🤨 && again, the wayyy i was entranced with everything omg obsessed obsessed. BY THE WAY i already suspect that the letter-friend is reporter pearce 🤨🤨 don’t ask me for proper reasoning besides the fact that they reveal the letter-friend is a guy LMAO

&& shares the same life goal (wanting to travel around the world) as little boss 😔💜 but who knows…

alright last two things ✨ nxx boys lowkey teasing rosa by being in character HAHAHDJ (NOT ME POSTING THE WEONG PICTURE AND MAKING MYSELF SAD)

same, rosa, same 😭 (and the invitation card?? zoo wee mama- the way that marius was the only one who kept his eyes on rosa thoughhj hejeejnffk GRRR. okay sorry. NAUR and the luke stare 😔 marluke strikes my heart once again!!! WHY IS VYN ALL THE WAY UP THERE BTW)

anyways. last but not least, this isn’t technically apart of the prologue but it’s when Davis takes you on a little tour as always to show you the event and there is one part where you can have discussions with the boys. you click on luke by default but the first conversation option you have, he talks about this:

&& this actually made me tear up pretty bad 😭 then i had a whiplash and went “OHH THE FUCKING CARD” LMFAOO,, LIKE WHY WOULD HYV DO THIS TO ME 😞 i love the parallels luke always has with his au cards though ugh, makes me depressed in the right way(??)

like his birthday card (the name is itching my brain, i can’t remember) and in his bday event there was a mirror and sword (i believe) that appeared 😔 now this… sobbing throwing up, do NOT TOUCH ME

ARE YOU TELLING ME HE ACTUALLY DIES IN THE CARD STOOFPFPFDB??? THAT HE DOESN’T SAY HE LOVES HER? WHAT IS THIS. punching the floor. DO THEY ALL DIE? I THOUGHT ARTEM AT LEAST LIVES…. AM I MIXING UP CARDS…. see what this event is doing to me already 😔

ojay. i’m done here, had to write the thoughts out brrr, imma go finish reading the event now 🌚 toodles (unless u can read the vyn spoiler below)

HUGE CARD SPOILERS BELOW: VYN [MEDIEVAL SUSPENSE]

OHHbajdhd and adding on why I’m not trusting anyone - even our boys - in this event is because this event reminds me too much of a card that Vyn has. A group of folks in this card are acting and Vyn’s character ended up being the killer. I won’t leave my thoughts on the card but this is why I’m sus of everyone 😔

[samsspambox]

i finished chapter 8 and i have tHOUGHTS!!!

spoilers under the cut

aaaAAAAAAA THIS WAS SO INTERESTING!!! i really liked the red herring they tossed of Rio being the killer but then finding out Lowie actually orchestrated it,,, damn

anyway from the top!

VYN LORE ACTIVATE!!! Holy shit i genuinely didn't think he would've carried reminders of his fam (mainly the crest) but i can see why. like sure, he doesn't wanna be part of the de Haspran house, but also he's cherry picking?? like okay his dad has his own agenda (making him look good so that when he does inherit the duke title he has a good deed under his belt) but he's using his position for his own advantage which yeah, stick it to the man vyn, but also daddy de haspran isn't gonna be there forever and him cherry picking is gonna come bite him in the ass

also i don't have the sc but artem being like 'oh can you keep her safe' man if your peepaw ass doesn't shut up rn 💀😂 i love the irony in artem being protective

TINKER LUKE TINKER LUKE!!! we were robbed of all the cool gadgets luke made MC this round!!! where's my lipstick taser luke pearce!!!

mood, mc. absolute mood.

LUKE AND WECHSLER TEAM UP!!! sure it failed at the end bc of the explosions but hOW COOL WAS THAT!! THEY SUNK INTO THE SHADOWS WITHOUT PROMPTING!! that was so cool forget luke v wechsler, i wanna see them kicking ass together!

pLEASE!!!! team that roasts together, stays together!! (tho i'm really glad that even Baldr has a fucking moral code. props to howard for putting on his big boy pants on)

hello who the hell are you?! but also thank you for giving the old man a name (which i promptly forgot after seeing you) but dO NOT DISTRACT ME WITH YOUR LOOKS I GOTTA THINK!

before this it stated something that caught my attention. that someone else was researching the nxx drug. see, i think it'd be crimson biotech, the corporation we've heard about but only in passing when the NXX drug was first introduced. it's a perfect set up now that Herison (and Turner) are out of the play by both health issues and credibility after the trial. it's the bigger big bad compared to the small fry that was herison.

and yeah!! those are the initial thoughts i have (i'm sure i'll think of more when i process and put all the key points im thinking about on my lil map LMAO) but tHIS WAS SUCH A GOOD CHAPTER!!! i'm so excited for the next chapter (which is a luke centric chapter if i'm getting my pattern right and wOW DOES THIS PLAY INTO HIS ILLNESS HOLY SHIT!!) and yeah! the end! :D

[nonhumanhottie]

The last jedi rewatch

Takes place right after the last movie that's right lmao

Poe Ilove you more than I can explain

I love that this movie starts with a prank call get wrecked Hux

Oh Paige I love you thank you for your sacrifice

Leia is so tired let her sleep

The fucking slapstick with Hux I cannot

'He's in Milhouse's mum's Jacuzzi suit' - my housemate about Finn

The 'Where's Han' cutting to Kylo stomping about ugh

I love when they give Rey funny lines

Luke out here living his worst life

This is why the Jedi did what they did--to look after lost children!!

Poe don't you ever grab Leia like that again

Poe and Finn are in love!!

Artoo just cussing his friend to filth

Holdo is so slay love her hair so gay

Rose is so cute and manic like shut up I love her

I love Maz calling Poe kiddo

Ughhh the force bond don't do this to me

They make Rey funnier in this and I love it

The reaching out scene is my favourite part of the movie

Canto Bight scene could have so much potential

I love the more artsy style of some of these shots

DJ!!! He's such a mess and I love him

The fathier scene is so messy but kill those rich assholes

The shirtless Kylo scene had my housemate screaming

How does Rey not drown she's never swum before lol

The way Rey suddenly flips and trusts Kylo ugh

It's a trauma bond

Rey don't defend him but also thought crimes aren't crimes so maybe Luke should have chatted with Ben

Yoda!!! He really said fuck around and find out

This scene is genuinely so beautiful and Yoda's final quote hits hard

Poe is going through it he has so many emotions bundled up

The coup!

I love their First Order disguises they look so good

Rose's hair is so cute omg

Phasma you're so slay!! I miss you queen

Oh Holdo you're so brave

Ugh hate when Hux slaps Finn

Chekov's lightsaber!!

I love how feral Rey and Kylo are when they fight

Rey thinks Kylo cares!! Girl he doesn't!

They had enough fuel for one more jump!!

Finn and Phasma fighting!!

The worst person you know just became the boss

Finn is adapting and growing!!

Rey!! She's so cute!!

The kiss is so awkward but I still love Rose

The forehead kiss though!! And the wink!! Go Luke!

No one but Kylo and Leia know Luke's power!!! They are finally seeing the legend

Poe!! He is learning! Leia is proud

Kylo is so bratty!!

The rock scene is so beautiful

'See you around kid' is so goated

Broom boy!! Why'd they leave the slave kids behind lmao

Anyway I had fun rewatching

One more to go...

[evilwickedme]

What are some of your favorite books/arcs in comics?

Hello there :D you sent this the same day as that fav books ask I answered last week, so sorry for taking so long to get to this I then ALSO got the ask for beginner friendly comics and basically this is a long time coming here are a few of my favorite comics and graphic novels ever, including some repetitions from the beginner friendly ask lmao

So for Deadpool I have said this a million times and I will say this again: the 2012 run by Posehn and Duggan is fucking GOD. It's funny and witty and a little gory like any good wade comic yes, but it's also got so much heart and I love the cast and it brought in Ellie who's just fucking EVERYTHING to me. I'm also enjoying the current run of Deadpool by Alyssa Wong like no run of Deadpool since, and if you're looking for a run of marvel comics to pick up right now oh my God start there for real

Obviously another favorite is Spider Gwen - mostly the original Radioactive Spider-Gwen, but Spider-Gwen: Ghost Spider and Ghost Spider are also really good, just not quite as solid and unfortunately the story told in them gets cut off and has yet to be continued. Obviously Spider-Gwen has been a solid 15% of my personality over the past year and I literally lectured on what it has to say on the main 616 universe but I just love earth-65's versions of Gwen, Captain Stacy, Harry Osborn, Emjay, and Matt Murdock (Murderdock my beloved) soooo fucking much like everyone in this cast is fucking amazing!!! If you let me talk about Spider Gwen I probably won't shut up

Anyway another one of my favorite books is Spider Men: Worlds Collide. It collects Spider Men and Spider Men II, and it focuses on two team ups between Peter and Miles, one back when they lived in separate universes and the other after the Ultimate universe got ixnayed and Miles was transported to 616. I actually prefer Spider Men II overall, I think it's a great story and it has one of best bi!peter panels imho, but both stories are great and very recommended.

Still with Marvel, if you haven't read the 2014 Scarlet Witch run by James Robinson, oh my God you're missing out. Every issue is drawn by the a different artist, except for the last issue which is drawn by the same artist as the first, which really works cause it happened right after the magneto-isn't-her-dad retcon so she's searching for her identity. The writing is gorgeous and all of the artists do an amazing job. I showed a panel to my niece once and she hasn't shut up about it for a year, it's that pretty. So it's worth reading for the art alone, I cannot emphasize this enough, but I love the story and the use of Agatha too.

I also love love love love LOVE Alias. Can we talk about how good Alias is? I feel like people don't talk about how good Alias is enough. Like I said in my beginner's rec post, it deals with really heavy stuff, but it does it with such gravitas! I love the noir feel, I love the way the art reflects what's going on with Jessica, I love the flashbacks, I love Jessica/Luke, like everything about it is amazing.

Moving onto DC, we have to mention Watchmen since it's the first comic I ever read. Is it good? ... Like I said with the question of is it beginner friendly, I have no idea. But you asked for my favorites, and as the first comic I ever read it holds a real place in my heart. A lot of it still haunts me, honestly. Say what you will on the dark age of comic books and what it led to later, I love it.

And then ofc there's Under the Red Hood. Do I even have to say it? My obsession with Jason is as easily observed as my obsessions with Wade Wilson or any version of Gwen Stacy. This story is iconic, it's so well written, I love the art, it's fucking heartbreaking. My guys I love this story so goddamn much.

I haven't read nearly as much Superman as I'd like to - I'm working on it don't you worry - but I recently read the Death of Superman trilogy and the third book in particular, The Return of Superman - also called The Reign of the Supermen in some editions I believe - is soooooo good. I actually almost sent in a lecture just about this book instead of my lecture about Smallville, but ultimately I have more to say on Smallville so I went with that, but still. Guys, the different Supermen here, the things they represent, not to mention just how fucking great Kon is in his first appearance and how much I sympathize with Lois here - there's so much to love about this. Plus I love late '80s and '90s Superman art, there's something about that specific time period's art style that I just find hits exactly in the right spot.

Batwoman: Elegy!!! Greg Rucka my beloved <3 honestly I'm still mad I hadn't read this before I did my og comic book lecture on the Jewish nature of the medium, it's so good at representing all the ideas I was trying to put into words, but also the art and the narrative and the character it's trying to introduce all make such an impression, it's so fucking good.

Moving onto indie comics, we have to talk buffy comics. I have read a lot of buffy comics. Not even close to all of them, I fell off the wagon somewhere around mid season nine and only purchased a bit of season ten, but I still have a certain affection in my heart for season eight, since I found all of it in the second hand booth at my first ever con. I also think Angel: After the Fall is fucking excellent.

This is already too long so I'll just life a few more things here - Nimona and Lumberjanes - ND Stevenson, my guys, like they just do it every time. Giant days, paper girls, also great indie comics. There's a graphic novel called witchy I really love - I recently realized there's a vol 2 and I desperately need to read it, I genuinely just thought it ended on a cliffhanger forever.

Finally, maybe this doesn't belong on this list at all, but Maus. I feel like Maus should be required reading for every adult on the face of the earth. Obviously as a Jewish person it's particularly affecting for me, but I don't think it's a coincidence there was a recent banning of the book. It's incredibly impactful and in our times of rising antisemitism it is incredibly important as well. Do yourself a favor and read it.

Okay well that was certainly a list! Everyone, feel free to let me know how you feel about any of these or if you're planning on reading them. And thanks for asking!

[meraki-yao]

So it turns out Jeff is not a stereotypical bully he is in fact a babygirl and arguably the most babygirl one of them all EVEN MORE THAN HENRY HOW— anyways so here are some more

I take back Jeff and Luke getting into a fight, that fucking scene with the car, that kid's gonna bounce the second Luke shows any indication of violence

Somehow Jeff and Robert have a similar vibe but because of that they can't stand each other, still stand by Jeff going "oh my god shut the fuck up" whenever Robert sings

Conor getting really annoyed at Jeff like "what the fuck mate" but Timmy less so

Henry somehow becomes the mother of the group, he is exasperated, he also has no choice and settles into the role really fucking well, partly because he works well with children (see Henry at the children's hospital)

I don't know if anyone reading this has been in the situation where you're the "baby sitter/ mother" of the group (and it doesn't even need to be literal child, it's about their mental age) but like it can get exhausting and at some point you're kind of passively doing everything and answering everything with half a brain cell while dealing with like three of your kids at the same time, but somehow you're still functional enough to keep the peace, yeah that's Henry in this case lol

After Henry takes Conor and Timmy under his wing, the two kids become kind of protective over Henry and try to help him out with the mess they're in

So if Jeff whines about something or asks a dumb question, Conor, Robert and Luke would be done with him, Henry would sigh but indulge him and Timmy would chime in

so this weird Nicholas Galitzine universe family is: Henry is the parent, I can't decide whether Conor or Timmy is the older but yeah they're the oldest and middle child, Jeff is the baby, Robert is Henry's sort of opposite younger twin and Luke is uhhhhhh that one estranged uncle

Yeah I said I was gonna write more on Henry being a big brother to Conor and Timmy and I still wanna do that and maybe including Alex to the story

But then Jeff blew the original dynamic I had in mind out of the window (I did not expect to find him cute. I am personally not into jock. I hate cheaters. He was really fucking cute. He is babygirl. What the fuck.)

Yeah I don't know how much of this makes sense, it's the middle of the night, I'm sleepy and supposed to be finishing a lab report, but here's some brainrot lmao

Ok I saw a post before saying what if we put all of Nick’s characters in one room (I can’t find op anymore) and after the last reblog it got me thinking so here’s some weird multiverse imagination

Note that I’m only gonna use the characters I’ve seen/know about, so that’s Henry (RWRB, duh), Conor (Handsome Devil, watched the whole movie and really liked it), Timmy (The Craft: Legacy, only watched Nick’s part lol), Robert (Cinderella, the first time I actually saw Nick, I watched… enough, plus a bunch of video essays on it because I am a musical theatre person and a fairy tale person), Jeff (Bottoms, from what I can get from the trailers), and Luke (Purple Heart, which I love you Nick but I will not put myself through that, based on what I’ve heard about it and reading the synopsis on Wikipedia) if you can think of more please join in on this mess

Let’s say some weird random ass multiverse magic got all of them into a room. After the initial “Good God is that what I look like with a buzzcut?” and “Why the fuck are they British- is that kid Scottish?” and “HE’S A PRINCE? OH THAT GUY WHO’S SINGING IS A PRINCE TOO? HOW AM I A PRINCE???” then someone (honestly out of the six I listed probably Henry or … Luke?) telling everyone to settle down and introduce themselves so they can figure out their differences, what’s gonna happen?

Well...

Luke and Jeff will definitely get into a fight at some point. Maybe Robert gets unintentionally involved too

I dread to imagine the conversation/confrontation between Luke, the conservative marine and Henry, now a gay icon in a loving, committed relationship with the bisexual POC son of a democratic female president (I’ve heard some folks call Henry the rainbow prince and oh my God I love that) interacting, but Henry is still a prince and a lot stronger and willing to stand up for himself and his relationship at the end of the movie, I want him to win in that argument

Henry and Robert will definitely judge each other. Robert on Henry’s clothes and how proper he is (think about his fucking line “dancing at these things are so mannered! And formal! And we look like fools!” and oh God I hate that I can quote that line) and Henry on Robert’s eccentric, borderline-childish mannerism, and wonder how on earth is this guy a prince (I know royal protocols are strict and Henry does definitely find them stifling at times but a large part of that is just… manner and etiquette? Like look at the pained face he makes when Alex devours the cornetto and then speaks with his mouth full of ice cream, he was definitely exasperated by his choice of men at the moment)

Luke and Jeff will get annoyed at Robert spontaneously bursting into song and tell him to shut the fuck up, but Henry might find it amusing and somewhat charming (come on I absolutely don’t believe that Alex and Henry don’t sing to each other, especially when they have Taylor and Nick’s beautiful singing voice in the movie verse) and maybe Conor starts shyly strumming his guitar to Robert’s singing

Jeff trying to bully Conor and Timmy then realizing these boys are no less strong than he is and gets his ass kicked

(The next couple of points are the main reason I wrote this post lol)

Henry recognizing Conor and Timmy’s struggles, seeing bits of his younger self in these queer kids that look like him, remembering what Alex said about getting to be someone his father didn’t see growing up, thinking he can do something similar for these two boys and taking them under his wing, pulling the both of them to a corner to talk

Conor telling Henry that he doesn’t believe there’s a place in the world where he could just be himself, and Henry remembering feeling the same until a certain American boy with fucking eyelashes, black curls and dimples stormed his castle

Timmy explaining how he feels like his bisexuality isn’t being validated (Nick did amazing in that scene please go watch it) and Henry gently telling him that that’s absolutely not true and that his boyfriend is in fact, bisexual, and there’s absolutely nothing wrong with liking both boys and girls

Henry and Timmy sharing their grief over their lost parents

Conor and Timmy suddenly having a man who looks like them, who's in a position of power and in a committed relationship with another man in a position of power to look up to

Henry telling them his story and how he found love and support, giving the boys hope, and realizing that this is what making history can mean

I don’t know how my brain came to this but Henry as an older brother to Conor and Timmy now lives rent-free in my head, might write more on that alone

Very intrigued about how this is gonna be expanded when Mary & George comes out and we add George Villiers to the mix, Henry will pass out

[undertalefan715]

God, I’d love to kiss rn. :’)

[merry-the-cookie]

im in my feelings

[stairset]

We should start Fallen Order discourse but not about the plot or characters or anything just about what lightsaber color you picked on Ilum. I'll go first. If you stuck with blue you're boring and basic, if you picked green you're still kinda basic but you at least have some imagination and taste, and if you picked yellow or purple you're an intellectual and sexy.

[yonemurishiroku]

All the words you have written are doing something to my head.

OMG Passive aggressive Jason. 😭😭😭 No but like I genuinely see it in Jason. Because the guy is canonically a praetor, a leader, the Pontifex Maximus - that's like. the politician pack or something. He definitely has his way with words. That's half of how leadership works. Jason who is kind and cruel if need be is my religion. I need that juxtaposition. And if Nico's what spurs it then all the power to him. Awwww exemplary son of Jupiter becoming not so nice and kind when his boyfriend is put on the line kahskda----as if it doesn't get a man going.

I wholeheartedly support Nico jumping into Tartarus to save Jason.

I also have nothing against Percy getting jealous over it LMAO that'd be funny. I like the idea that Percy, subconsciously, has some ideas beyond the line of friendship yet gradually settles behind it anyway. Idk it just makes better sense to me that way. It shows that Nico might be the greatest what-if to Percy, but alas, it's still a what-if.

😭😭😭 A TV DRAMA WITH LUKE AS THE NARRATOR OMFG. DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE???

It's like Wuthering Heights in which the tragic love story is told by the maid. So now we have the entire next lives of multiple heroes told from their old enemy's POV. 👀👀 Not mentioning said old enemy is a damn charming and funny guy who's tasked with babysitting the drama's protagonist???? pls I'll pay to see that shit. 🤣👏🏻👏🏻

Like. "This is Percy. He tried to kill me in our past life. I hope Nico won't date him. Please don't date him, Nico. If you do I'll call Hades to sign out of this shit immediately." or "This is Jason. He's not Percy so I root for him." 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Look me in the eyes and tell me that's not the most revolutionary thing ever.

Furthermore, please yes, make Hades Hayden Luke's father LMAO. It actually makes sense though like:

1/ Hades still has a perfect excuse to look after Nico as his uncle.

2/ and keep a close eye on Luke at the same time akshdkajdka.

Imagine a family dinner when there's Nico's family and then Hades and Luke. Whenever his rebellious nature surges up or Luke's mouth goes too far, Hades just sends him a glare and "Watch your attitude, son." And Luke is scared shitless and just. shuts up. 🤣🤣😭😭😭

3/ Hades is rarely there, so Luke has the perfect excuse to hang out with Nico and his current family instead to look after him as Hades requested

4/ Luke - the sarcastic funny charismatic thing he is and Hades - the gloomiest existence ever - as father and son is just too much of a funny concept for me to miss.

Please. Toddler Nico asking Luke "Why is your father black but you are yellow?" I'd pay to see Luke's face. Also Nico and "Uncle Hayden is my favorite!!" 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Nico would love Hades in every life.

Gosh why does this suddenly sound so good everything isn't supposed to make sense what do I have to do with this. 😭😔😔💀

@avaetin @messypenguin

Modern AU in which the characters reincarnate as mortals with the memories of their previous magical mythological fantasy lives intact.