#anyways back to bed 😴

[gideongrovel]

so the dream I just had,,,, my subconscious thoughts are a butthead,,, like you're telling me I can have a dream where my OP s/i is hanging out with 2 other moots OP inserts INCLUDING BOTH THEIR F/OS BUT MY OWN DAMN F/OS CANT BE BOTHERED TO SHOW UP?!?!? lmaoooooo I swear my subconscious hates me I never ever have dreams with my f/os but at this point it is just ridiculous,,, like I have 4 characters I ship with from the series and not a single one could pop up?! 😂😂😂😂 my buddies f/os get to show up, and a moment even happened in the dream where I'm waiting for my moots to meet up in the location the dream is taking place at,, and I'm like cockblocking the mutuals f/os from talking to the other canon character since it's a popular ship to some in the fandom 🙄 some how my subconscious knew that was something we don't want lol but like my insert was just like vibing and we're having fun,,,, I'm just hanging out as a fifth wheel to my mutuals and their f/os on this group pizza date 😂

like it was still a fun dream since I love my mutuals ships, but damn that's wild to have dreams of others f/o and s/i together but not my own 💀

[icantalk710]

Wish the party loyalist "stop making Harris look bad bc Trump" people would realize that a) denying reality is exactly what the right does and b) it is on the candidate to win votes by not being a genocide enabling sellout moderate getting endorsed by the fucking Cheneys for her hawkishness on foreign policy while promising little for people at home, not on the voter disillusioned by said issues that the candidate could rectify

[endofbeginningarchive]

trying a new sleeping style experiment where (after staying up horrifically late) I set an alarm for 3 hours , sleep hard, wake up, reset the alarm & go back to sleep, and repeat, thus i get to experience the wonder of lying in bed all comfy and groggy and falling right back asleep in 10 seconds flat 3 times without having to stay in bed longer than 9 hours like usual, theoretically anyway, we’ll see how it goes .

[amomentsescape]

Yay request are back! I loved your yandere slasher sleepwalking one shot so may I request another sleepwalking reader scenario?

But instead of sleep escaping they just roam around like a drunk saying cute things like about how much they love them and silly things like how the strawberries are so obnoxious always saying they're the best fruit while the reader is just sitting in the fridge and random stuff like that?

And the Slasher just finds it aboustly adorble and fondly giggle at their antics while lovingly guiding them to bed?

😴😴😴🤤🤤🤤🥰🥰🥰

Slashers with Funny Sleepwalking! Reader

Slashers x Reader (Separate)

Includes: Freddy, Michael, Jason, Thomas, Bubba, Brahms, Norman, Billy, Stu, Vincent, & Bo

A/N: It's been a long time coming. I'm so sorry for the wait on this, and on anyone else's requests still sitting in my inbox. This was a joy to write though, so thank you!

Freddy Krueger

Who needs TV when Freddy has you?

You aren't really able to fully sleep in his world, so he comes to you most nights

He just flops into your still warm spot in bed and watches you stumble around the room

"Freeeedddy! I love you!" you coo over and over

And every time, he replies with a chuckle and an "I love you too"

You giggle and just stumble around some more, bumping into the same wall multiple times

When you finally come back to bed, you just fall right on top of him, not even noticing he's there

Michael Myers

You've woken up a few times in the morning to sore lips

(He duct taped them shut throughout the night)

He's not really home most of the time anyways, so it doesn't really matter

But when he is, the last thing he wants to deal with is you laughing and practically screaming at any object you bump into

He's quite literally locked you in the bedroom some nights so he doesn't have to hear your incessant babbling

"Michael, why is there glue on my cheek?"

He'll just shrug and walk off, tossing a broken glue stick in the trash

In his defense, the glue was nontoxic

Jason Voorhees

He loves to hear your random laughs and nonsensical talk of hysteria

You've grabbed onto his arm multiple times, using all of your strength to pull him outside to go on an "adventure"

"But, Jason! There's strawberry unicorns and feather fields out there!"

He honestly isn't sure if he should be laughing or feeling actively concerned for your wild sense of imagination

He always guides you lovingly back to bed while you have the cutest pout on your lips

"But it's time to explore!"

He just kisses your head and places the blanket back around you

It only takes a few seconds for you to fall peacefully back asleep again

Thomas Hewitt

You're going to make this man go into cardiac arrest

You're sleep talking is adorable, of course

But what isn't adorable is how you think each one of his carving knives is a toy doll

"This one is so pretty! What should we name her?" you asked all giddy

Thomas's smile turns to one of horror as he watches you swing his freshly sharpened butcher's knife around like it was flying

"Weeee!" you squealed happily, only to drop the knife two inches from your foot

Thomas about died

Since then, he makes it a point to lock you both in the bedroom each night

He'll happily indulge in your fantasy like dreams from there

Bubba Sawyer

He literally sets an alarm so he can see what made up conversation you're going to have each night

He'll follow you around, giggling with you about whatever you have to say

"And then I told him to go away cuz why would he say that my favorite fruit isn't his favorite fruit? Who does that? Oh, and then he went and..."

And Bubba just holds your hand and hums along with you as if he's listening

He has no idea what you're talking about most of the time, but hearing your sleepy voice is just so heartwarming, he can't help it

You always wonder why you wake up in the morning sounding like a dying frog

Brahms Heelshire

Oh, Brahms eats it up

You're constantly on a rampage going on and on about how much you love him and how much you need him

And this is exactly what he wants to hear

The moment he feels you stir in the middle of the night, he rolls over and holds you tight, making sure your sleeping actions don't cause you to leave the room

"Is there anything on your mind?" he asks softly

The moment you hear his voice, a big goofy grin spreads across your face

"Oh, Brahms! I love you soooo much. I wish I could just be here with you forever!"

Do you even know what you're saying? Of course not

But Brahms will do everything he can to believe it

Norman Bates

Norman is certainly guilty of staying up too late reading some new novel that has him engrossed

You've almost scared him a few times when he turns to look at you only to be met with your open eyes and droopy smile

"I like the bagels that jam," you say sweetly

Norman just looks at you in a confused smile

"Sure you do, honey"

You just smile and flop your head onto his arm

"Jam jam bagel. Jam jam bagel," you whisper-sing

Norman just chuckles quietly and goes back to his book, letting you continue your random sleepy talk

Billy Loomis

Billy just wakes up with a groan each time

"Babe, please just go to sleep"

"But the caterpillars! They're hiding..." you say, rolling all over the place

He replies with his usual grunt and rolls over, flopping right on top of you

"They're gone now! How did you do that?" you exclaim

He puts his hand over your mouth

"We do this every night," he mumbles into your neck

He's just met with a snore as you've already passed back out

"I don't know how I put up with you," he says with a slight chuckle

Stu Macher

He wakes up to the sound of yelling and fast thumping coming from the living room below

He all but trips on his way downstairs, worried something was wrong

Except he is simply met with you running around in a blanket, yelling about incoherent nonsense

"The snakes! The berries! The fridge!" followed by an immediate laugh

Stu stands there for a bit before finally chasing after you, swooping you up into his arms

"No! They got me! I'll never surrender!" you yell at the top of your lungs

"And I thought I was the loud one," he laughs, carrying your wiggling frame back upstairs to bed

Vincent Sinclair

He wakes up in the middle of the night to a soft voice singing

This would honestly be terrifying in any other context

But since this is almost a nightly occurrence by now, he just responds with a sigh

"Then the fruit tree grows, and the fruit starts to fall, and the-"

Vincent picks you up and tosses you back into bed

"I can fly now!" you yell, kicking your feet

He can't help but smile at your behavior

It might be two in the morning, but seeing you so goofy and free warms Vincent's heart

Just please don't sing so loud anymore, or else Vincent is going to get an earful from Bo the next morning

Bo Sinclair

He can hear you banging around in the kitchen

And he's about to storm out there to complain how it's 3 in the morning, and you shouldn't even be awake right now

But instead, he finds all the food on the floor as you try to wedge yourself inside the fridge

"Lava. There's lava everywhere," you're muttering

"Darlin' what in God's name are you-"

"Bo! You're on fire! Hurry! Hop in!" you yell, trying to make room for him in the cramped fridge

He just lets out a frustrated sigh

"Not tonight, sweetheart."

He quickly picks you and carries you back to the bedroom

"I didn't know you could walk on lava!"

[kaylatoonz]

Movie Amy hybrid

Ok so I watched the Knuckles series with my sis and it was…. Disappointing …but kinda fun?

Anyway, I caved. Imma gonna post this somewhat knuckles-related movie Amy AU.

So back when we didn’t know much about the Knuckles series it inspired me to come up with a possible plot for the series that spiraled into a way to introduce Amy and an old fan theory.

Context:

Sonic and Knuckles head back to their home world for some one-on-one brotherly bonding on a quest to retrieve an ancient echidna war hammer.

Sonic and knuckles have strains and awkward relationships due to their past with their guardian/tribe.

Unbeknownst to the brothers another warrior who has some history with the echidna tribe

They eventually encounter the warrior who goes by Amy Rose, daughter of Tikal and Adam Rose.

Amy is a hedgehog echidna hybrid who wants to claim the war hammer as her right, which Knuckles strongly disagrees with.

With Sonic’s help, the two warriors come to a truce; they'll work together to find the hammer, and the most worthy one will claim their prize.

OK, that’s it for now, I have more ideas for this, but I'm too tired to write it. I've been up since 3 am. to watch the Knuckles series, I'm going to bed now.😴

[or0ch1maru]

shyly asks for crying!Hidan and stalker!Tobi please^^

jfmfognrprfneoendfnr fuck yes. I can do much longer versions of these another day if y’all want, I just didn’t have enough time(got called in to work a double😴…send help) anyway, let’s get into it🫵🏻

Warnings: 18+, break up & make up sex, mentions of past arguments, begging, stalking, possessive nature, panty stealing. Fem reader x crying hidan, fem reader x stalker tobi

•

Hidan:

It had been a rocky month to say the least. You and Hidan had seemed to be doing more arguing than anything lately. Neither of you fully knowing why. It’s not until one night where you had enough that the words “we’re done. I’m leaving”, slipped from your lips that made Hidan stop. The smirk fell from his face, his usual cocky attitude long gone as an overwhelming sense of panic hit him. He froze in place as he watched you head towards the door, about to slip your shoes on. Something snapped.

Suddenly you felt Hidan’s arms wrap around you engulfing your torso. He spun you around, pressing your face flush against his chest. “No, no, no, baby please. ‘M sorry.” His voice was hoarse, the words coming out choked. Something about seeing Hidan like this, made you decide against fighting to have him let you go. He guided you slowly towards the bed, before gently lifting you up and laying you down. Random strands of his hair were sticking out at awkward angles. You were about to push the hair out of his face when something wet hit your cheek and that’s when you were met with something you thought you’d never see. Your sadistic lover, crying.

You don’t know when or how you got to this point, your legs spread, sitting on either side of Hidan’s hips as he fucks into you at a rough yet passionate pace. “Hit me, throw somethin’ at me, I don’t care what ya gotta do baby, just don’t leave.” He’s muttering into your ear, in between leaving hickeys and nipping at your throat. “I can’t do this shit without ya doll, please. ‘M so sorry, ‘m so fuckin’ sorry.” Your neck and cheek are soaked from how much he’s been crying poor baby, you’d never ever expected to see him like this. Your heart breaks. “My baby, you’re my girl. I-I can’t lose you. I love you too fuckin’ much. I’m a dick I know, just please..” he’s long past the point of being coherent, too drunk on your cunt and the fear of losing you.

You stop clawing at his back, wrapping your arms around his neck, pawing at his hair, trying to guide him to your lips. You’re met with a pathetic sight, his eyes are blood shot, cheeks are flushed, a deep sadness in his gaze. You press your lips to his, kissing him deeply before muttering:

“I’m sorry too baby. I’m not going anywhere. I love you so much..”

•

Tobi:

You had broken up with your long term masked lover no more than a few weeks ago. A huge fight had blown up between the two of you over something entirely pointless and dumb but both of you being too prideful to run back and apologize. When you say big, you ended up having Itachi, Kisame, and hell, even the zombie combo come running into the room to get everyone to relax. You managed to get your own place in the hidden leaf the next day. It started off small, noticing things were moved or in a different spot where you left them. You didn’t think much of it, bringing it down to not remembering when you left the house.

Then, you’d find little notes plastered all around the place. A random note stuck on the fridge, or on your television, and one morning you woke up to one on your mirror. That sits right across from your bed. You tried rationalizing it. Knowing only one person could be doing this, but why? Is what you wondered. You thought you two were done with each other so why was he tracking you down to scare you? Why not just come over and talk? You, for some reason just pushed all this aside, thinking he’d stop when he realized it didn’t phase you.

But then, you noticed clothing going missing, first thought was that the dryer was eating shit up or simply misplacing it after a long work week, but when you noticed your panties were disappearing one by one, is when you really started to worry. You had noted a possessive side of Tobi’s when you were together but everyone acted that way when in love right? Sure, to some degree. Not to the point of becoming a stalker though.

Last night, is when things really came to a head. You woke in the middle of the night to a noise, and you turned your lamp on only to find nothing. You’d assumed it was someone outside in the village going home drunk so you tried going back to sleep. The floor boards creaked and before you managed to turn the light back on, you felt a weight on top of you. The last thing you saw was the bright red of his sharingan. A small gasp slips from your lips

“Tobi..”

[uneclipsing]

The Beast Has Been Safely Contained (plastic baggy)

Held Hostage By A Bug

[count-alucard-tepes]

Headcanons for my Kengan Ashura hotties😍 - Their nighttime routines 😴✨

Raian Kure👹: he usually takes a shower and then tends to any wounds he had from his latest job before grabbing a snack and then passes out in just in his boxers. He usually sleeps on his stomach while cuddling a pillow.

Kanoh Agito😁: after having a good meal, he wind down by taking a really hot bath before getting his silk pjs on and reads in bed whole sipping a glass of hot milk. He sleeps on his back most of the time.

Kaolan Wongsawat🥊: he usually comes home pretty late and makes his way to his bathroom before taking a shower. He immediately heads to bed in just his boxers and passes out almost immediately on his belly with his arms under the pillow.

Kiryu Setsuna🥰: he doesn’t get much sleep unless he takes melatonin or something strong so he usually gets his boxers on and watches tv for a bit before laying in bed. He gets about 3 hours max of sleep on a good night.

Adam Dudley😬: he feels sleep is for the weak and gets a maximum of 5 to 6 hours. He usually just gets to bed and strips down to his birthday suit and crashes on his belly.

Hatsumi Sen😍: he loves sleeping so he usually takes a short shower and then hops into bed in just his boxers before passing out. He sleeps on his back like a starfish.

Sekibayashi Jun🤼‍♂️: he takes a shower and then tends to his serious injuries before having a drink or two before going to bed, butt naked. He’s almost always falling off the bed when he’s sleeping.

Hassad❤️‍🩹: he strips down to his boxers and then slips into bed before sleeping pretty quickly, he usually likes to sleep on his sides.

Himuro Ryo🤍: he takes a shower once he gets home and then raids his fridge before crashing in bed in just his boxers. He sleeps on his belly but like a starfish.

Inaba Ryo🖤: he usually just stops whatever he’s doing at home and passes out, he doesn’t sleep that much anyway so he’d just wake up and then be back to whatever he was doing tbe night before.

Kiozan Takeru🤼‍♂️: he soaks in a hot spring for a while before having a light meal and then gets a yukata on before heading to bed. He sleeps on his back.

Muteba Gizenga🪖: he usually just goes straight to bed with his babes and is out cold on his back…butt naked.

Nikaido Ren🤩: he has a light meal before taking a bath and then did his skincare routine before going to bed at 9pm sharp. He usually sleeps on his side in just his pjs.

Sawada Keizaburo💅: after taking a milk bath and slipping on his silk nightgown. He starts his skincare routine and then has a glass of wine while watching his favorite show on tv. He’ll make his way to bed and cuddle his pillows before passing out.

Yoroizuka Saw Paing😜: once all of that energy depletes, he just crashes on the couch. He never really makes it to his bed and half of the time he’s barely on the couch while sleeping.

[reashot]

Wake up Ruby.

Ruby: Zzzzzzzz...... 😴

Jaune: Wake up Ruby. Your team already went ahead.

Ruby: Uhhh.. 5 more minutes.... 😪

Jaune: (It's no good, she's still fast asleep.) If you don't wake up soon... I-I'll walks closer to you and start kissing you until you wake up.

Ruby: .....

Jaune: And then I will tell you about my feelings and how much you mean to me.

Ruby: .........

Jaune: And if you still won't wake up, then I will climb up so I can cuddle with you on the bed. We don't even have to do anything you can just talk about your problems and I will listen.

Ruby: ..............

Jaune: Then I can make you a meal and afterwards we can just chill and maybe watch some films together. Or we can go out.

Ruby: .....................

Jaune: And finally we can go to sleep together. I will sing you a song and I will slowly caress your head to get you to sleep.

Ruby: ..................................

Jaune: Oh.... Shoot! Look at the time. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Wow. What just came over me. Thank Oum. You didn't listen to anything to what I just said. Because I will be so embarrassed. Anyway Rubes *kiss cheek* I will wait for another five minutes. I made your favorite strawberry juice. So wake up quick. Ahh forgot again you're still asleep. Anyway I'll just come back again in five minutes... *walks out the door*

Ruby: *Has been awake this entire time*

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So about the last episode of RWBY. Yehh.... You know the drill.

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[joltai-showa]

okay, less than two weeks before the obidei week, two fics are done... well shit

I guess I'll jump the gun and start working on day 5 straight away, because the brainworms worked their magic for day 1, day 2 and day 5, while the rest of the ideas are more... hazy, to say the least

anyway, gonna start off with just throwing some ideas in the text editor, cuz work week is starting, I might be getting a third job (I'm suspecting that I might have overdone it with my applications during the summer lol), life's a bitch, obidei my beloved right before bed as the only solace between the job horrors😴😴😴😴😴

(but also fuck yeah fem!Dei is back and now looking extra cute in modern au😉😉😉😉)

[noonaishere]

Online/Offline [C.S] - fifty-one | the byeol of ones and zeros

“And this is my library… Creeper!” San yelled and lunged behind you.

You jumped away, screaming. The explosion happened behind you and somehow didn’t affect you.

“Got it!”

“I almost died in your house! What did you do?”

“Maybe I have a spot with no light somewhere and it was enough to let it walk in.”

You followed San around for a few minutes while he searched the whole house.

“Oh, shit.”

“That’s a skylight if I’ve ever seen one.”

“Another one must have exploded it from the outside.”

San fixed the wall and added extra torches and then led you back to the library.

“Anyway. So that was the library. This is the blacksmithing room…” 

Your cuboidal avatar followed his and looked around.

“Wow… very nice.”

“Thank you, thank you. This is my virtual cat: her name is Byeol.”

“The Byeol of Ones and Zeros. I christen her this.”

San laughed. “I accept her new name.”

“First of her name.”

“First of her name!”

“We shall sup upon the morn, in her name!”

“You’ll sup on me?”

“No-- oh my god!”

San laughed riotously as you buried your face in your hands.

“That did not occur to me as I was saying that.”

San laughed again. “I didn’t know that was a kink of yours.”

“Oh GOD.”

YangYangGangGang: LOLOL TheNicestGuy: Ew QuackIsWhack✅: Caught in 4k UltimateHyung: Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em! A🌲SurroundedBy🌷s: Got EEM! JohnnyYuta: Nugs are made of ChiKINKchin LeaBea: OMG lolol SleepySheepy😴: 🥔🥔🥔🥔🥔

You groaned into your microphone. “Morn, I think we shouldn’t stream together anymore.”

“Why?” San sounded genuinely confused.

“My chat is roasting me right now.”

“Lemme see…” he navigated to your stream. “Roasting you like the chicken those nugs are made from?”

“Ahh! Morn!”

San laughed.

“Why are you so funny, and so fast.”

“Good schooling?”

“I hate you.”

He laughed again. “Then get out of my house.”

“Maybe I will!” You stomped - as much as your avatar could stomp - your way out of his Minecraft home and outside.

“Wait, Cat, it’s dark outside--”

“AHH!!”

Silence.

San laughed when he saw your death come up in the lower right corner of his screen.

“...Are you okay?”

“I DIED!”

He kept laughing, and you respawned at the bed you left in his house. San’s avatar walked in and looked at you.

“You okay, buddy?”

“All my stuff is gone.”

“You want some new stuff?”

“I don’t want to take your stuff. It’s your stuff.”

“I don’t mind if you take my stuff, I’m offering it to you. I have plenty of stuff.”

“Are you sure?” You asked, like a little kid afraid of getting into trouble.

“Of course, buddy. I wouldn’t offer it if I minded.” He replied, like someone talking to a pouty child.

“Mmm… I guess I could take it.”

“I’ll give you the rest of the tour and we can pick up stuff for you as we walk around the rooms. Okay?”

“...Okay.”

“Are you pouting?”

“...Maybe.”

“Don’t pout.”

“But I died… And now my chat is saying I’m bad at Minecraft!”

San laughed.

“Morn! Stop laughing!”

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”

“You’re so mean.”

“I didn’t mean to laugh.”

“No… you can laugh. I’m bad at Minecraft.” You chuckled.

“Well, I’ll give you stuff and then we can play together, and you’ll beat the game, and then people will say you’re good at Minecraft because you beat it. How does that sound?”

“Will you let me attack and stuff and not just do everything for me?”

“Of course. Why would I do everything for you? You’re a capable person.”

“I tried to play once with a friend a really long time ago and they basically just took me on a tour of the game, I didn’t really do anything and it just felt dumb.”

“Ohh… no, you can do or not do as much as you want, okay?”

“Okay.” You said happily.

“So come get stuff. This is my enchanting room, you can take anything you want out of the chests…”

You followed him.

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[nicistrying]

Tues 8th October

Disgusting walk this morning. It started off so well, weather app said it was raining, turned out it wasn't, amazing! Went out in my waterproofs anyway though just in case. Got to the furthest point of the walk, literally just as we started to turn back the heavens opened and we had the heaviest downpour and it did not stop or let off all the way home. We were the soggiest girls.

Worked at home and it was so dark bc still raining. It felt nice and cosy though

Matt had an early finish today, so we all sat downstairs this afternoon and worked in the living room. Maggie helped ❤️

Packed up most of my stuff to go down to my best friend's wedding tomorrow!! We had to go shopping to get Matt a new jacket and shirt and we got a quick dinner out. Got home late, into bed late 😴 I've had a headache all day so really hoping for a good sleep

[houseofthelilypads]

Shrek Princesses Rewrite Edition 🐸👑🍎👡😴💇

Based on my own headcanons & plans for their roles in my rewrite of Shrek 3. Because if I can redeem Artie and Charming then the ladies deserve that same chance!!

AND DORIS TOO >:[

Fiona

Had a private tutor during her time at the tower

When food wasn't available she took to eating lava bread and smoked rats and bugs

Is heat resistant

She did venture out the tower when dragon was away

Studied martial arts through books and watching on the magic mirror

Her friends often stopped by to visit her, but as they got settled in adult lives grew too busy

Fiona loves kids and hopes to give her own children a childhood she never had

Does carry some resentment towards her parents she only vents in private tho

She can sing but on a normal range. Any higher it well... The bird scene in the first film

She loves swimming and water activities partly due to being surrounded by lava half of her life

Her favorite colors are green and blue they remind her of nature and to her, nature = freedom

Has bleached her hair a few times

She makes mud based beauty products and sell them on the side

Still listens to Sir Justin's music and has been to his concert

Knows of Artie's existence; they bond a lot over their parental issues

Fiona mentors artie how to defend himself, he has some proficiency in martial arts

Inherited her red hair from her grandmother

The reason Fiona was an ogre is partly due to her father being the Frog prince and guess where frogs live?

It's also believed that one of fiona's ancestors actually married an ogre but VERY long ago; the curse just brought out her genes

Fiona loves to stargaze; she also collected obsidian and volcanic rock

Sleeping Beauty

Is in a long distance relationship with the Sandman

Her dress is green because that's the color her disney counterpart never wears

Is the last one to arrive at a ball and the first one to leave

She has beds in every room but is usually found sleeping on the floor

Doesn't want children because she's too exhausted and fears any potential kids might inherit her condition

She actually understands Fiona dating someone who isn't human nor royalty, she dates the freaking god of SLEEP

Has the most patience with Snow because she sleeps through her nonsense anyways

Just like the video game adaptation of the third movie, she has the power to summon an army

Was the most hurt by Rapunzel's betrayal, they were the closest due to their similar backstories and lack of a biological family

Rapunzel

Used to date another prince but he never came back to her tower so she eventually rescued herself. This is why she latched on to Charming in canon (and Bruce in my fanfic)

After getting charged with treason Rapunzel is made to serve community service. She hates it but considers it better than exile

She wears gold to match her hair

She owns a lot of wigs after suffering loss of her real hair (which she shaved off).

Cinderella

Cleans her own home

Lives in a smaller house compared to the rest

The others tease her for it but understands it's to make it easier for her to clean; having spent her whole childhood cleaning a giant estate

Is a master at blacksmithing and glassblowing; what she didn't JUST clean her home she had to do repairs too

Carries some cleaning supplies

Is VERY careful in leaving crumbs

Dislikes rats and cockroaches; she has a cat named Chandelier for this reason (my twist on Disney's Cinderella)

Is working to unlearn her people pleasing

has a better relationship with her stepsisters as adults

Her prince suffers from face blindness and as such gets her confused with other ladies. He even mistook Shrek for her

She doesn't mind kids but she rather work on reconciling with her stepfamily and heal from the abuse than pass down any baggage

The third strongest princess due to years of heavy lifting

Had the closest relationship with Fairy Godmother; was even considered a potential suitor for Charming but Cindy didn't like his vanity and immaturity.

When Cindy finds out about their plan to break up Fiona's marriage she is saddened but not surprised given Charming's past behavior

Snow White

She's my least favorite but I can explain why she acts like that

Developed an Ice Queen persona to protect herself

Living with seven bachelors rubbed off on her

Love rock music

Trained her animals to fight; found the larger animals surprisingly easier to tame

There's another Snow White but she is younger and has white hair.

If she ever sees her MGA doll irl she would be impressed that it's the only doll that managed to stay the most accurate to how she looks. She'd cut the hair

Does feel a little guilty for her mean girl attitude especially after it pushed Rapunzel away so post canon she works to be a little nicer

Her prince is actually the huntsman sent to kill her; he disguised himself as one to warn her of the evil queen

Still visits the dwarves time to time and even lets them live with her

Doris

Chose to reconcile with Cinderella after taking a good long hard look at herself

Is the girly girl of them all

The first thing she brought with her first paycheck was a purple dress, she couldn't afford the color after losing her home

Doesn't like to talk about her mother

After Fiona she is the 2nd physically strongest Princess

Knows every beauty trick in the book, every ingredient, foundation shade, even which brand of Lead

Shaves her legs using a sugar and lemon wax method, she doesn't use razors

She knows my OC Gwynn from when Gwynn was a teenager first arriving at the Poison Apple

She still has a crush on Charming, but tones it down after he starts dating Gwynn

Her friction with Mabel started after Doris expressed desire to make up wth Cindy, Mabel didn't see what they had to apologize for.

After Shrek 3 Doris works at the Candy Apple, which is an extension of the Poison Apple but FOR KIDS

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Erm so one fasting went amazing. I stayed locked in for the three days. I lost like 2 pounds. My account has been weird tho. I keep getting logged out and stuffs just not loading. I think o fixed it tho. If I lose my account again ima be so sad. Anyways I’m going back to bed now 💤😴

[larcenywrites]

Hi, I was wondering if you could write some headcanons of what sharing a bed with Tony is like/includes. Young!Tony and/or regular Tony, whatever you prefer. Also, you can include some smut too if you want or it can be about literally just sleeping together, it's all up to you. Thank you!!

omgggg 🥺💛 sleepy boys !!

Headcanons | Sharing a Bed

Warnings: mild sexual references but there’s a lot lol | swearing

young!Tony Stark

💠Honestly, always tired and always ready for a nap. He hates to be woken up, and really just waking up in general. He's a pretty light sleeper, and easy to stir, which is probably why he's so grumpy for those first ten minutes when he does wake up. So, getting him up can be a nightmare sometimes! Especially if you're an early riser or need him up early for something. You'll have to start even earlier, because he'll need about ten minutes to sit there and pout, and another ten to drift in and out of sleep 😴 If he really doesn't want to get up, even if you have plans, he'll just pull you into him and keep you there until he's asleep again.

💠He moves around a lot, stretches dramatically, and will end up hitting or kicking you. He forgets you're there half the time, and sometimes he just- rolls on top of you... but he likes being there anyway 😌 If you fall asleep cuddling or really close to him, he won't move around as much, which is nice and all, but sometimes personal space is nice!

💠He will straight up take your blanket or pillow at some point, if all that moving around hasn't already pushed it somewhere else! He's not used to sharing a bed, and not with someone he cares about. Luckily, since it's so easy to stir him, all you need to do is ask for it back and pet his hair. He'll either mumble a sorry or something very incoherent as he gives it back, with no recollection of it later. But even with all of that, he never seems to talk or walk in his sleep, save for those half-asleep grumbles!

💠Cuddles! Snuggles! A smothering engulf! Whether it's to sleep or not, a lot of your time in bed will be spent like this. He tends to sleep the most peacefully through the night in your arms, or with you against his chest, but it's just not realistic to do every night, even for him 😔 Though, as said earlier, sometimes he ends up on top of you, or he might wake up and decide to throw your arm over him and huddle into your side or share your pillow. There will be plenty of times when you wake up wrapped in those arms that weren't there when you fell asleep, or you may even have your arms wrapped around him ❤️

 💠You'll probably be surprised to learn that he doesn't eat in bed, and if you do… well, at least pick up after yourself! He'll get a little irritated, but you must understand that house rules are/were very strictly followed, and he does like to keep his environment pretty clean and orderly, if you can believe it. But… sometimes he'll allow it. Sometimes you sneak in snacks while he's doing homework, and what's he gonna do? Say no??

💠Sorry if you're shy, but he's going to sleep in as little as possible 🫣 Completely naked if he can get away with it, but he can manage in boxers or sweatpants if need be. He gets hot easily, it's fewer steps if he has to groggily get up to pee in the middle of the night, easy access for you and him, and honestly, he doesn't see the point in wearing clothes to bed. He's going to put new ones on anyway, and if it's cold, he has more blankets 🤷🏻‍♂️

💠You'll never know what position he'll end up falling asleep in, and he might end up in a different one than he went to sleep in anyway! He might be on his stomach and wake up on his back, or he may stay on his side all night… before ending up curled in a fetal position right against your back! Hopefully this won't wake you up and bother you too much, but if it does, all you have to do is cuddle up to him. He doesn't seem to move so much when you're close!

💠Sometimes he has trouble sleeping, and is usually using that insomnia to tinker around in the garage or finish an entire week's homework. You can try and keep him corralled, but as soon as you're out, he's out- of the room, that is. Usually he's asleep as soon as you start playing your fingers through his hair and rubbing the back of his neck, but there are times when even that doesn't work, and you'll just have to let him ride it out. Honestly, it probably happens more than you think :/ No wonder he's always so tired!

💠And speaking of homework, a lot of it will be done in bed, whether you join him or not. It's safe and comfy and private, so it's definitely a go-to spot to focus, and maybe to goof around every other problem without getting scolded. And if you join in, it can become a pretty fun game 😉 you're already in the privacy of the bedroom and on the bed, after all!

💠If you like to read in bed before going to sleep, you may have a very annoying Tony on your hands while you try to do so. If you're in bed with him, that usually means he gets 24/7 attention, so when he's not… he's going to be in your lap or tapping his fingers on your thigh, sighing like he's bored out of his mind or asking you questions he doesn't actually care about. He just doesn't have anything to do, and he's not a fan of reading, so he gets restless. If you can manage to multitask a little, try to play with his hair or rub shapes in his skin. Maybe he'll even fall asleep and leave you alone 😌

💠He's not a loud sleeper. Rarely makes a mumble and only snores a little when he's on his back. But if you're a loud sleeper, it might take him some time to get used to it before he's not waking up at every little thing. That also goes for if you move around a lot. He'll get used to it, but there may be a few times when he just hugs you really close and tight to try to keep you from moving around so much 😅 Stop squirming! 

💠He's like a space heater, so if you get cold easily, then that's great for you! But if you also tend to get hot at night, it can be a problem when he refuses to get off of you, even when he's just as hot! He'll appreciate it, though, if you tend to be cold, and then he definitely won't be getting off of you anytime soon (and you may not want him to!)

💠He washes his sheets pretty often. Remember, he likes a pretty clean space! However… he also forgets to replace those sheets, and sometimes forgets to put them in the dryer until late at night or forgets to get them out of the dryer until it's time for bed. Oops! Usually there's a second set, but if he got behind and there's not… there's going to be a time or two where your bed is just a few throw blankets 🤧

💠He rarely has nightmares, and you may not even know when he does. He'll just be really twitchy and might kick his legs a time or two. It never seems to wake him up, but if you notice, don't be afraid to curl up to him! Bury your face in his neck and throw an arm over his waist. He tends to calm down pretty quickly, and he's always happy to wake up to you snuggled up to him 🥰

💠If you want to watch a movie, you should probably keep it to the living room. If he's in bed, he'll just fall asleep :/ He'll just get so warm and comfy when he's cozied up to you in bed! Especially when you're softly giggling here and there, and even better if you're holding him. He'll be out like a light! Besides, at least in the living room you can eat snacks, and he can't exactly lay down and get quite as comfortable on the couch.

💠Of course, we have to acknowledge the elephant in the room… Tony is always a little frisky, especially when you're already in bed and probably not wearing a whole lot 😏 You could be half asleep in his arms and suddenly a hand is tickling up your spine, or you thought he was half asleep against your chest and suddenly teeth are nipping at your neck. The bed won't be such a restful place as long as he's around! And while he doesn't like to be woken up, he won't mind if you take advantage of his nudity to get him up a different way 😉 don't worry, he'll make sure to return the favor! Well, if he can wake up before you, that is…

Tony Stark

💠Still a light sleeper and luckily less grumpy when he wakes up/is woken up. He's used to getting up at all times of day, and on anything from half an hour to seven hours of sleep, so he can spring out of bed as if he's a morning person with the best sleep schedule ever! He's pretty tired, like, 90% of the time, but he's powered through it for so long that he doesn't really notice anymore :(

💠He still tends to move around a lot, though thankfully without kicking you or stealing entire pillows. He just shuffles around on his side of the bed, almost like he's restless or can't go to sleep. Even if you fall asleep close or cuddled, he's still going to be moving around a tiny bit, and sometimes accidentally grinding on you... and then he'll definitely be restless 😏 When he's really tired, he won't move a muscle. This is usually after he's been awake for literal days or when he gets beaten to hell and back :(

💠He may not take any pillows, but all that movement and rolling tends to make blankets fall off the bed, and sheets get pulled and tangled. Then you're both waking up in the cold! He doesn't mean to, and doesn't realize he's doing it. You might try to tuck the sheets under the mattress for a few nights to see if it helps, but it actually makes him thrash around more! It makes him feel trapped, and that can lead to a much worse outcome than something as minorly inconvenient as pushed-away blankets. You'll definitely get used to it. You probably deal with worse tbh

💠Cuddling in bed is the best way to bribe him into getting some rest, and he's always ready to cozy up to you! He'll always be happy to fall asleep in your arms, and even with the occasional twitch, he's always going to sleep the most peacefully throughout the night 🥰 Holding onto you always helps him stay anchored to the present, too, so you'll definitely be waking up in his arms a lot of mornings ❤️

💠Definitely still doesn't eat in bed, and please don't do it either 💔 Some habits he grew up with just stick around, and while it's not always perfect, he still likes a tidy space. And with all his problems, the last thing he wants is to fall into a bed full of crumbs 🥲 Besides, like he has time to eat in bed 🙄 He'll make an exception if one of you is sick, or maybe it's a special occasion, but otherwise it's still a pet peeve of his.

💠Again, he's sleeping in nothing! Sorry! He may occasionally wear something to try and cover up that mini arc reactor in his chest when he's feeling insecure about it, but otherwise, he still doesn't see the point in wearing clothes to bed, and he still gets too hot at night. He'll probably try to convince you to do the same 😘 but he'll suck it up if he has to wear boxers or joggers

💠Speaking of that damned electromagnet, sometimes it's like sleeping next to a flashlight 😪 If you like having a nightlight, you're good to go! But if you prefer sleeping in as much dark as possible, it can probably get annoying when he's hahalfwayut of the covers and turned towards you, or maybe you wanted to cuddle, but goddamn that thing is bright 🤧 Try not to say much about it- he knows and he can get self-conscious :( Hopefully you'll get used to it! And if not… try to sleep on your other side? He can't really do much about it :(

💠Usually always on his side, but if you want to lay on his chest, he won't complain about sleeping on his back. Sometimes he'll end up on his stomach, but then he'll wake up complaining about his back hurting and he'll be stiff all day... And then he'll want to lay on his stomach again because it hurts. However, he does like to have you laying on his back, and will sacrifice a little more everyday pain to have you there 🥲 But sometimes the pressure helps it feel better! Apparently…

💠Tends to have trouble sleeping. It's not entirely just random bouts of insomnia, though. The poor guy is addicted to working and tends to lose track of time, especially if you're not around to check in on him periodically or drag him away. Force 👏 him 👏 into 👏 bed 👏 Bribe him if you must, drag him if you can. He'll whine, but once he's in bed and you're playing with his hair and kissing his nose, he'll realize how fucking tired he is, and he'll be out like a light! Sure, he'll occasionally have trouble falling asleep, but a lot of the time it's just him not realizing how tired he is until you literally show him! That and… sometimes he doesn't want to sleep if he's had a bad run of dreams for a week or two :/ sometimes he'll hit a bad run of terrors, and doesn't want to keep feeling shitty and waking you up, but then he'll be fine for weeks too! It's a rough cycle, especially when his work keeps him at it for so long and takes any drop of energy he has. If you can get him to stay home for a full week or two, literally just lay in bed with him. He might be restless at first, but he'll appreciate it later!

💠This also means he tends to come to bed late. You may already be asleep, and not only does he feel bad about leaving you alone, but it also means he doesn't get to talk to you before going to sleep himself or get to see that tired smile. No goodnight kisses either 💔 He might 'accidentally' wake you up just so he can interact with you a little, especially if he's been gone for a while. And if you don't wake up, he'll be a little sad, but he'll wrap his arms around you anyway and see you when you wake up ❤️‍🩹

💠If you read in bed or maybe just play on your phone for a while, he still might be a little annoying. He doesn't really read, and he might play on his phone a little, but once again, if he's in bed, that normally means he's getting attention. His head will be in your lap, or pressed to your side. He might fall asleep if your play with his hair, but if you're watching videos or playing a game, you'll keep him pretty entertained, actually! He might even get that game on his phone and play it with you!

💠He's not too loud, aside from the occasional yell or call of your name during a night terror, but he will snore on his back. It's not too bad! It's probably pretty mild compared to all the other stuff you deal with. He doesn't talk or walk in his sleep, which is good because you can probably guess exactly where he would end up and exactly what he would be talking about 🙄 He's a light sleeper, so he'll notice if you're loud. He won't really mind, though. He deals with much worse, after all, and usually doesn't have trouble falling back asleep after stirring. He's awake as soon as you say his name, though, and he will roll over and stare at you and try to figure out if you're awake, having a dream, or… having a different kind of dream 😏 which he won't hesitate to help out with 😉

💠Again, even if you move around a lot, he won't be very upset about it. Unless you're a kicker… then he'll be turning you over or trying to hold you down! And if you accidentally grind on him too?? Well, the bed isn't only for resting…

💠He's always warm and always hot. Except for that piece of metal. It'll always be weirdly cold, and probably even radiates a little bit of that cold 🥶 But having your own space heater to cuddle can be nice if you tend to be cold, and he'll suck it up if you make him too warm because he loves you too much 🥰🥲 Besides he's dealt with worse than a little heat. In fact, he's probably dealt with actual scalding heat, so this is nothing! The AC will probably always be set pretty low, and he might even turn it down lower just to give you an excuse to cozy up to him (and he'll probably be a little more comfortable, temperature-wise).

💠For a number of reasons, the sheets are probably getting changed pretty often. And not just for sexual reasons, but also because of blood, night sweats from night terrors, and just because he likes clean sheets. There are plenty of extra sets, so hopefully one of you will remember to put another set on while one's being washed, and hopefully you won't get too behind on laundry that you'll have to sleep with the blankets from the couch… well, there will probably be at least one time where that will happen. Sometimes papers get piled up, and you're probably traveling all over the place to keep up with Tony, and also probably trying to take care of him. It's easy for little things like laundry to pile up, but he'll think it's funny af when you're both huddled under that throw blanket that you now realize is pretty small

💠Unfortunately, he's often plagued by nightmares. Those shuffles become thrashing kicks that surprisingly seem to avoid you, and whatever those strong hands are resting on is getting gripped rather firmly. He's occasionally left you with a few bruises in the shape of his fingers that he always feels bad about later. When he jolts awake, the whole bed shakes, and sometimes you wake up to yelps. They usually wake him up pretty quickly, but if you're worried that one's been going on for too long, a hand on his shoulder and a soft call of his name usually wakes him up just fine. It'll take him a while to get back to sleep, but if you can't stay awake to talk, that's fine! He'll probably play with your hair or hold your hand, or hide away in your neck or chest. You'll probably both be tired after these nights.

💠Movies in bed? He's on board, but he may fall asleep. Honestly, he'd probably rather watch a show than a movie, especially one with many seasons and only half-hour episodes so he can leave it and come back! And, okay, he'll allow snacks in bed this time 😇 Actually, if you play video games, he'll play them in bed with you! He probably won't play them alone, but he won't mind watching you play something and probably becoming a bit of a backseat driver while he watches 😅 He'll probably fall asleep pretty fast, too, if you're playing something a little calm and low-key

💠We can't not mention what else goes down in bed 😋 Him. It's him going down. All that accidental grinding gets him excited, and he almost always wakes up before you do, so he probably loves to wake you up in a less traditional way 😉 And he won't mind if you do the same, but you'll have to be the one to wake up first! A sweet, sleepy cuddle can easily become playful nips to your neck, and even just a tired glance from under your pile of blankets can set him off! Especially if you sleep just as scantly dressed as him, and pressed against him! Tiredness be damned!