#anyway. he is like an uncle to me.
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I have a desk job that’s basically fancy customer service, with a manager who can be a real asshole.
So I was feeling a little cheesed off at work the other day, but then I saw a Twin Peaks post on Twitter that broke through my irritation and made me smile. And I thought to myself, ‘man, if Dale Cooper was here, he would sympathize with me and tell me I’m doing a great job.’
On a related note, did you know that in the U.S. you can use the Walgreens app to print any photo from your camera roll into a full size glossy photograph for less than $3?
#money well spent.#now whenever I’m mad I can look at him and go. no. Cooper would tell me to keep my cool#he would call my boss an absolute ass but give me a smile#anyway. he is like an uncle to me.#twin peaks#dale cooper#pudditxt
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shuichi posting
#my art#fanart#strawberridraws#danganronpa#drv3#shuichi saihara#character design#don't ask me what possessed me to make this#(its the game grumps play through. the demons have officially returned)#all my aus and head canons bouncing around at maximum velocity rn..#technically this is part of my “the tragedy was real” au / towa kids au#but shuichi (in that au) was kinda just like#what he is on the tin#aka a nice dude taken under his uncles wing post parent death (tragedy) (they were on vacation and got caught up in one of the worst areas)#in my au its like. imagine a weather map with hotspots; that's how the tragedy worked#so shuichi lived in a less effected area but with the rise of infected people (like zombie apocalypse style) (and animorphs brain worm styl#as you cannot tell who is effected by despair and to what extent unless they choose to reveal themselves)#there was a hugeee uptick in crime and shit so he started working with his uncle early on#eventually his uncle went missing (I think its not super hammered out) and he went to investigate#which is when he runs into his like Gang of pregame ppl#(Kaito maki Kaede)#and later some others (towa kid gang [kokichi gang but with drv3 kids] island gang [angie kork n amami])#ANYWAYS its a thing...#ik its been like 3 years since I first posted about it but u can't control the brain worms ig#and I just wanted to do a redesign lmao
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I got a haircut today and I’m so giddy about it,,,, it is so difficult to explain to my mom why I feel so giddy about the undercut sideburns I got
#like they’re barely noticeable anyways because the hair on top covers most of it but like#they’re just gender to me. do you get it#like there’s something distinctly feminine to me about the longer sideburns he always leaves to ‘frame my face’#extra points for the lady at the hair place who was like ‘oh I didn’t realize girls could get their hair cut like that’#it’s a really small Chinese hair studio that every Chinese person in the area goes to so I’ve been going to this guy since I was a child#but like my Chinese is never good enough to explain what exactly I want lmao#and the nice uncle who does my hair is always really excited to do what he’s imagining and go like ‘there doesn’t that look beautiful’#and I never have the confidence to ask for the sideburns to be a bit shorter…..#fr tho I hate anxiety like why does getting my hair cut trigger my fight or flight response#my heart should not be pounding in the waiting area thinking about showing my hair cutter a picture.
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"I seldom cahoot"
babe wake up biblically accurate Hades just dropped
#he is so unserious I love him#I love one (1) uncle#h name gods are the only chill ones so far I guess#(hades and hephaestus if that was not clear)#and like we already know we're fuckin with hestia so#okay wait hera's a bitch actually I take that back#and hermes is on thin ice with me#anyways the point is that Hades and Hephaestus are the only valid gods so far#I'm softening on poseidon as we speak#percy jackson#percy jackson series#pjo#pjo spoilers#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson spoilers#hades#jay duplass
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i saw this and thought of you & dad!quinn/bug 😭
LMAOOO in my head this is exactly how i imagine jack hearing quinn call baby buggy “bug” for the first time goes and him immediately being like, “wait, wait, hold on — where the hell did that even come from?” quinn, in his usual calm-but-slightly-done tone, just says, “because she’s snug as a bug,” like it’s the most obvious thing in the world and he can’t believe jack even has to ask. but of course jack, being jack, can’t let it go, unconvinced, because what tf does that even mean????? “snug as a bug? what’s so snug about a bug? that makes no sense, dude.” and quinn just sighs, gives him that long-suffering, how am i related to you? look, and says, “because the bug is in a rug. that’s literally the saying.” and then there’s this perfect beat of silence while jack just stares at him, processing, before he goes, “…oh yeah. i forgot about the rug." 😭😭
#also stemming from this: i can see different family members having their own little twist on the bug nickname like ellen and jim#call her love bug and luke's is ladybug and ofc jack's is stink bug bc he gets a rise out of her whenever he says it#like she's all tiny and adamant like 'i'm not stinky uncle jack YOU are'#ANYWAY i'm rambling as always but ilysm!!!!!!]#sidenote it literally baffles me (endearingly bc its the best) that you think of my lil musings casually in passing like this i'm obsessed#capquinnchats#dad!quinn
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Alderaan, 4.25 p.m, sometime after the war has ended
Breha: Oh, Fox is back from his trip to Kamino, let's go meet up with him at the docks!
Bail: Welcome back home, love, how was the-
Fox: Yes?
Bail & Breha:
The extremely adorable baby clone Fox is holding:
Fox: Oh, yeah. I forgot to tell you beforehand, I am so sorry. It all happened so suddenly
Breha: Oh, we don't mind, we just didn't know that they were releasing any of the cadets from Kamino yet
Fox: They aren't
Bail: ...did you ask if you could take him?
Fox: No, because they would've said no. No one will know, though, because what are they going to do? A DNA-test? I'm his dad, of course he has the same DNA as I do.
Bail:
Breha:
Baby: Bwah
Breha: What am I the Queen for if not for forging papers
#becoming parents one baby at a time#Fox: he looks so much like his buir. which is me. it makes perfect sense#Fox has his hands full of trying to keep all the overeager uncles from stealing the baby all the time#he keeps telling them to either get or make their own#Rex is the only one who behaves and it's only because he has his own hands full with the twins#since he doesn't trust Anakin as a stay at home dad after he saw how he did with Ahsoka#Bly is certainly trying to make his own very enthusiasticly but no one wants to hear about that#anyway the papers are legit. look they are signed by the queen herself#star wars#the clone wars#commander fox#bail organa#breha organa#bail/breha/fox#Up that Mountain#no order 66 au
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oh well it's probably fine
#i wanna put the first one in something bigger but it'll take a while until i figure it out😭#aph russia#hetalia#hetalia gangsta#gangstalia#ivan braginsky#this is wrapped in multiple hc layers. anyway yada yada childhood dreams the mechanic business (mentioned in gangstalia) is a front lolll#general winter isss his predecessor in the position of district representative ? he's semi aware of this. tee hee.#based on the interview style illustration of him saying he'll probably do what his uncle does and that he#doesn't let himself like too much stuff in particular (according to gay translator app)#myart#sorry i put child rusi in different clothes. i really don't like his canon illustration gayfit sue me#vague academy bs mentioned just because they looked cute and scholarly in that first child drawing of the big 5❤️
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I’ve been so busy with other stuff but I really want to get back to drawing WHF art so I went and cleaned up a wip. Not sure how I feel with some of the angles but I just needed to get this out of my system
Based off of this clip
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Check my pinned post to see links on how you can help the people in Palestine
#mcart#we happy few#whf#uncle jack#jack worthing#whf uncle jack#nick lightbearer#norbert pickles#whf nick lightbearer#is this lightfog?#yeah it is ngl so#lightfog#listen any ship art I make usually nine times out of ten it’s nothing romantic it’s usually shitposts like this#but the subtext is there#and this is toxic yaoi anyway ain’t no way they’d have a proper romantic relationship#their dynamic compels me though#it would work more in his foggy jack form but also I think it would be funny if this is how jack acts to him in his uncle jack form#just slightly unhinged#anyway uhhh if you’re still reading the tags uhh mayhaps you’d like to send me a request for a whf art idea?#gonna be honest I only have so many ideas I want to do but I feel like I need to be motivated so#it would be so awesome. it would be so cool#read my pinned post though and take into consideration for that cause there’s just some things I won’t do so I may end up rejecting an idea#would like to draw something with uncle jack cause like lately ive been trying to draw him but been having the hardest time idk why#he just looks off in my artstyle rn so maybe if i get a request id be able to lock in#anyway uhhh thats it
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Happy Waddle Dee Wednesday!!!
Doos and half-Dee orbies are invited, right?
First? OC post? I've been wanting to post OCs for a while, I just didn't know how to introduce them... But now I have an excuse!
From left to right:
Dolce (she/her)
Shoeshiner Waddle Dee "Luster" (they/she/he)
Fairy Waddle Dee "Dandee" (she/her)
Gardener Waddle Dee "Deelia" (she/her)
Dorothy (she/her)
Some info about them under the cut for those interested.
Dolce is one of Kracko's many Waddle Doos, though she's his favorite and among the strongest of them all. Due to her power, her beam wand is a bit more elaborate than usual, and it's called the princess wand!
Dolce and Fairy Waddle Dee used to be good friends until Dolce moved away to Desert Star. As a promise to never forget each other, they crafted friendship bracelets that they still wear today!
Fairy Waddle Dee was the coworker and best friend of the respected Space Ranger Hyperion. Fairy Waddle Dee had never been too happy with her job, or how with her life was going at the time, so when Hyperion suggested they ran away together she agreed without hesitation.
Dolce and her girlfriend Dorothy happily welcomed them into their home. They took on cowboy identities, Fairy Waddle Dee became Dandee, while Hyperion became Orion.
Dorothy is a Desert Star farmer and has lived there all her life, thus she knows everyone and everything. She's very observant, nothing slips past her!
Unlike her girlfriend, Dorothy lacks any magical ability, but she makes up for it with her mastery of the whip and astounding physical strength. She picked up the whip from her childhood friend, the local wannabe outlaw, Callum de León.
Luster and Deelia are two Waddle Dees friends from a small Waddle Dee Village on the outskirts of the thriving city of Halcandra. They visit the city to work, Deelia sells her flowers, while Luster polishes the shoes of the local knights.
Deelia is uncharacteristically fearless for a Waddle Dee. She's not strong by any means, but she's willing to jump in and defend anyone in need, even from threats she has stands no chance against.
Luster themself is not without merit, as their endless worry for their friend's safety often overrides their fear. They're the more reasonable of the two, and the one that dragged Deelia away to the city to get help when trouble started brewing in their little town.
Deelia's wife is Lady Gaia of the GSA. They have a son together, Sir Falspar.
#kirby#kirby series#kirby oc#waddle dee#waddle dee wednesday#oc: dolce#oc: shoeshiner waddle dee#oc: fairy waddle dee#oc: gardener waddle dee#oc: dorothy#my art#i'm not tagging eensy teensy baby falspar but he's there#how much longer can i get away without tagging gsa members do you think?#no background because i couldn't for the life of me figure one out#anyway. fun fact!! all of these characters live in the same time period. that being the past#i don't have as many ocs in the present that are fleshed out. curse of GSA brainrot#oh extra fun fact. dandee and her boyfriends (orion and cal) kiss dottie and dollie sometimes#and as an extra extra fun fact. orion is gk's biological uncle#i really need to make a post about the gk family tree because it gets Wild lol#his family tree (excluding canon characters like his brother and father) has 9 people in it. and he knows exactly. One of them#but for now this is enough oc posting for me
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any time i talk about how i like dead poets society to someone over 35 they go "good for you!' and quite frankly what the fuck is that supposed to mean
#desire mona#one time i got clarification from my aunts husband who i refuse to call my uncle like thats just josh. anyway he was like thats a deep movi#and i was like. ya i relate#i think some ppl view it as a super intelligent movie to be into? but for me its just like. its the gay movie\#altho everyone here is pretty fuckin smart#well#a lot of ppl#dead poets society#dps fandom
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the idea came to me in a migraine induced dream but now im obsessed with the concept of a mu qingfang who knew the abuse bunhe was going through at the hands of og!shen qingqiu/shen jiu and did his best to treat the kid whenever he could (and bring his concerns to zhangmen shixiong, which were obviously very much ignored) and his constant worry over the situation means that when the qi deviation happens he is suspicious of shen qingqiu’s changes for all different reasons and very much protective of luo binghe -who is a sweet child and an earnest disciple who seems to always find the most incredible medicinal herbs to bring to his mu shishu as thanks for the care bestowed upon him- which means that when the whole shen qingqiu dying thing happens instead of bad mouthing luo binghe or fighting him at every chance he does his best to come over and keep an eye on things to try and help him and make sure luo binghe won’t kill himself trying to bring shen qingqiu back because he remembers that earnest kid and he’s witnessed luo binghe’s devotion to this shen qingqiu first hand and knows there is no way that the kid who cried when ning yingying found a bird with a broken wing and begged mu qingfang to fix it and the kid that would always borrow medical texts and try to find new herb combinations as if it was a game between him and qian cao disciples is actually doing anything nefarious to shen qingqiu’s corpse.
anyways in this essay i will-
#listen#binghe needs to have more people in his corner#and for some reason i have imprinted on mqf#so you get cool healer uncle#who probably smoked weed with binghe and made him promise to keep quiet#lbh and mqf bonding activity was teaching lbh to properly roll joints#anyways mqf understanding that the rituals are intricate and lqg doesn’t have any other way of coping with his grief#but the first time lqg injures lbh almost to death in a fight they get into a screaming match so violent#that no bai zhan discipline will look at him in the face without going pale for the next month#that is his nephew! who found several thought-to-be-extinct herbs for him!#also him telling sqq that lbh might have forgotten what he did but mqf certainly didn’t#a healer never forgets the wounds they heal#and sqq is just like yeah brother me neither :(#mqf is going to therapy these idiots so fucking hard#lbh also keeps trying to matchmake him with some nice demons in his court like shamelessly trying to poach his mu shishu#also he and shang qinghua are the only ones who still get the full shishu treatment#except lbh kinda bullies sqh a little for the virtue of the whole mbj situation#(hes never gonna let them live that down)#anyways it’s whatever at first but at one poont years in the future it does become a point of contempt with the other peak lords#nothing can take away from me that when bored they will squabble like children#such is the way of bored adults#i have rambled enough so normal tags now#svsss#svsss writing#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#mu qingfang#bingqiu#svsss au
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his drippiest majesty
#art#my art#fanart#homestuck#homestuck fanart#eridan ampora#homestuck eridan#my uncle was like “you should draw eridan dripped up” and by god he was right#all i make are shitposts these days#bros got bejeweled kicks??? gods sake#i know the quality is trash i DONT care lmfao#i made this in procreate btw#and in the car#the roads were so unbelievably ass you have no idea#procreate SUCKS i hate it so much but it was all i had i was on the road#dripped up eridan the only change is his shoes#dont talk to me about his rings either im not a freak ok idc about those details#goddd new homestuck fanart on my blog in the year of our lord 2024#stuffs going insane#anyways thats the post
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would you 🥺 please draw anwen (gwens daughter) as a teenager 🥺🥺 i love her to bits
*boomer voice* is this what kids look like these days?
her and her little brother hunt aliens and solve mysteries bc they look up to their mum and were raised on stories of uncle jack, uncle owen, uncle ianto and aunty tosh !! but since they don’t live in cardiff the most mysterious things they investigate are like ‘what happened to mrs smith’s missing cat’ (gwen is very glad of this)
#I have no idea if this is what teenagers wear these days I feel like such an oap (i’m 22)#if they lived in cardiff she would be doing tiktok trends with wevils#torchwood#torchwood fanart#anwen williams#dwmmm.ask#her unnamed brother to me is called ifan harper#so it’s not exactly a harry potter epilogue style direct naming but it’s a homage to ianto and owen#but also realistically he’s probably called like aled or dafydd or gareth or something#gimme torchwood next gen sillies#kate steward child labour employer is eyeing her up for an internship#however they’re all still hiding in Iceland so she’s safe for now#uncle jack drops in occasionally and the kids go crazy for him#she’s the type of kid to punch another kid in the playground age 5 for saying something mean to someone#badass covered in plasters constantly and stands up to bullies#she takes after her mum a lot#you didn’t ask for my idea of what she’s up to but I hope you enjoy anyway
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Bring back Christian Bale to play Thomas Wayne Flashpoint Batman I'm not fucking kidding
#im so fucking serious#im SICK of rehashing Bruce Wayne's origin story every 6-8 years#there are so many fantastic storylines in the batman comics#why do i have to watch his parents get murdered and him be really sad about it for the first 30 minutes of EVERY BATMAN MOVIE EVER#its like stop showing me Peter parkers uncle dying#WE ALL KNOW HOW HE BECAME BATMAN BY NOW#give me 65 year old batman disallusioned with the world give me grief-stricken childless mother joker with nothing to lose#then make them kiss#give us thomas and martha wayne as a reflection of how batman and joker have always needed each other and had a working relationship#and have christopher nolan direct it#batman#the dark knight#chris nolan batman#christian bale#work tom hardy in there somehow too fuck it#flashpoint#flashpoint batman#I WANT MORE INTERESTING BATMAN MOVIES WITH NEW CONCEPTS DAMMIT#EXPLORE THE LEAGUE OF ASSASSINS#EXPLORE THE FUCKED UP RELATIONSHIP WITH THE ROBINS#JASON TODD#CASSANDRA CAIN#BARBARA AS ORACLE#THE WHOLE DEATH IN THE FAMILY STORYLINE#i should say give us better live action batman storylines anyway
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okay.
so it's either a very fancy very nerdy little anvil paperweight
OR
little tyelpe had a teeny tiny forge-like dollhouse made for him by feanor, who painstakingly designed every tiny detail and made all toy equipment himself because tyelpe, too young to be in forge, insisted that he absolutely needs to be a smith like his father and grandfather and needs to begin learning now.
and who was feanor to refuse his only grandson who wanted to learn his craft when he only started to walk without bumping into everything? feanor would be elated and would spend hours playing with tyelpe in his little forge. it was before the silmarils when feanor had all the time in the world for his beloved grandson.
the anvil was one of many parts of that dollhouse, one of few that made it to beleriand and the only one that made it through to the second age with celebrimbor.
he could never make himself part with it.
#yeah#nothing better than taking a look at an item appearing for like 1 second and making a heartwrenching headcanon#i love stabbing myself with angst#i headcanon that celebrimbor was very young when they left valinor#not a toddler but maybe an equivalent of 7-8 year old#old enough to understand some things but young enough to be absolutely traumatized#based on that one absolutely amazing fanart of curufin and little tyelpe where he apparently had a nightmare#and curufin says 'no one is coming to take you' and tyelpe responds with 'but they took uncle nelyo'#i saw it some 3-4 years ago and i kid you not it randomly appears in my brain just to haunt me#so he is still a child and was allowed to take some of his toys and obviously his little forge had to come with him#not all of it only some parts because there were more important things to pack#and feanor promised him they would make the missing equipment together once they settled down and were relatively safe#and then he died#and then over the years some of the toys were lost and some were broken#and then celebrimbor was no longer a child and when they had to run he packed food and clothes and weapons not his toys#but this little anvil he would snuck into his pack anyway#and against all odds the anvil made it through the first age unscathed#if there was one thing reminding him of better times it was this#somebody fucking sedate me#brainrot has taken control over my every thought literally#celebrimbor#tyelpe#telperinquar#curufin#feanor#rings of power#beleriand#valinor#first age#silmarillion
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More official art of the b-ball babies we're getting so fed 😩 they look like content creators and now I'm thinking back to my headcanon post about the Teiko gang + Kagami being YouTubers.
#they all look cute but you know i gotta say something about my boy akashi#he looks so spiffy as per usual#fujimaki truly ate making him the one with the red/magenta color scheme#it always suits him so well#and his selfie stick is taking me out because realistically how many pics would this boy take of himself#i feel like once he gets a smartphone hed kinda use it like an uncle#literally only the essentials on his phone and maybe one or two games which are probably shogi and chess#id kill to see his selfie game#anyway even though they all have smartphones in this art at least they kept the color scheme#love that for them#kuroko no basket#knb official art#kuroko tetsuya#kagami taiga#kise ryouta#kasamatsu yukio#midorima shintarou#takao kazunari#aomine daiki#murasakibara atsushi#akashi seijuro#mayuzumi chihiro
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