#anyway. blocked and reported 🥰

[msnihilist]

Got a hate comment from someone who made an AO3 account just to bitch at me 🥺💕 And they say romance is dead.

[santanasaintmendes]

did you order pasta, miss?

part1! to the cosmic girl records 

!Cosmic Girl Records!

Summary: going to italy for the italian gp and getting pasta spilled all over you by a stranger wasn’t on your bingo card that year 

fc!: random girls on pinterest <3

olliebearman x reader & platonic!grid x reader

a/n: reader own a german shepherd dog called mickey. don’t pay attention to any of the dates, likes etc on the insta and twitter posts i got lazy. also this is my first post in this sort of category? u catch my drift? 😭 i do write but i rather try this out first anyways enjoy and please leave me feedback it’s always appreciated!

disclaimer: there are some sensitive comments and things said that may offend some people, they are just included for humour and feel free to scroll away any time

all photos go to their rightful owners and all of them are found on pinterest!

warnings: swearing, telling people to die (in a joking way), reader and the 2019 rookies have friendly banter where offensive things may be said idk if there’s any other ones but lmk if there is

word count!: 1.6k words i think? 😭😭

liked by landonorris, georgerussell64, alex_albon and 8,121,801 others 

view 7,632 comments 

unfortunatelyy/n: i’ve got 99 problems and going to italy has solved 98 of them 

tagged: bestie1 

 User1: Who’s she?

 User 2: She’s good friends with the 2019 rookies and the rest of the grid bit she’s been besties with Lando forever, she’s a couple of years younger than him though

 user7: she’s studying mechanical engineering though in NYC but she travels a lot to support the 2019 rookies

 Bestie1: um pic credits please 🙄

 unfortunatelyy/n: geez okay bossy 😤

 landonorris: i better get a post when i win in Monza 

 georgerussel64: as if, you’d be lucky to even finish the race with 4 tires still intact

 landonorris: @carmenmundt come and get your child. He’s escaped the psych ward again 

 georgerussel64: you’re just bitter I’ve got more wins than you

 landonorris: blocked, reported and my mom’s calling your mom 

 unfortunatelyy/n: stop fighting in my comments section girls 

 User3: she cooked ya’ll 

 user5: lando and y/n are so cute 

 user6: be so fr rn 

user4: love how she and the 2019 rookies are still so close 

liked by unfortunately/n

 alex_albon: you’ll be cheering for me in Monza right y/n? *sharpening knives 

 unfortunatelyy/n: WOAH 

 lilymhe: i don’t know him 

 alex_albon: HEY 

 unfortunatelyy/n: @lilymhe it’s always been you and me bae 🥰

 alex_albon: stop stealing my girlfriend

 unfortunatelyy/n: no.🫶

liked by lilymhe, carmenmmundt, landonorris, bestie1, alex_albon and 6,795,973 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: shoutout to the 6ft brown haired boy who spilled pasta all over my new red dress, i hate you🖕

view 3,789 comments 

 landonorris: HAHA.

 unfortunatelyy/n: i hope you DNF this weekend 

 georgerussel64: you tell him y/n 

user1: NOT THE RED DRESS 

user2: curse you, brown haired boy 

 olliebearman: sorry for the dress 😔

 user3: OLLIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 

 user4: this was not on my 2024 bingo card. 

 landonorris: don’t be sorry, I would’ve done the same 

 unfortunatelyy/n: i hate you both 🖕🖕

 user9: she's so petty I love her 😍

 user5: ollie being the boy who spilled pasta on y/n is wild 

 User6: fr like what in the multiverse is this 😭

 lilymhe: come to me and i’ll buy you as many dresses as you like 😍

 unfortunatelyy/n: omw honey 🤭

 alex_albon: I- 

 georgerussel64: you just gotta let it happen mate.

iked by landonorris, olliebearman, georgerussel64, alex_albon, oscarpiastri and 9,379,543 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: okay, what are thinking for this weekend, ya’ll?

view 8,832 comments 

 user1: not ollie in the likes

 User2: he’s down bad, maybe the pasta spill wasn’t on accident 

 user3: i mean do u blame him, i would trip over if i saw her too 

 alex_albon: “ya’ll” you’ve been spending way too much time with logan 

 unfortunatelyy/n: god bless america‼️ 🇺🇸🦅🗣️

 Landonorris: TRAITOR, IS THAT AN OSCAR CAP I SEE 🫵

 unfortunatelyy/n: i’ve always been an oscar girlie at heart

 oscarpiastri: as it should be 👍

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 landonorris: i see how it is. betrayed by my two best friends, the world’s full of fake people isn’t it.

 unfortunatelyy/n: oh please stop being so dramatic, don’t pretend u only use me for my fame

 landonorris: GASP. how could you say such a thing 

 georgerussell64: pretty sure 90% of your followers follow you because of her 

 landonorris: wow. low blow mate. 

 unfortunatelyy/n: where’s the lie tho? 🤔

 landonorris: alexa, play traitor by olivia rodrigo 

user7: here for the love-hate relationship between y/n and the 2019 rookies 

 lewishamilton: roscoe says you should go for mercedes in monza  

 unfortunatelyy/n: Mercedes it is! 

 landonorris: never in my 24 years of living on earth have i ever felt so betrayed. 

 unfortunatelyy/n: roscoe’s wishes are my commands 🤷‍♀️

 georgerussel64: amen sister 🙌🗣️

 unfortunatelyy/n: get out of my comment section Russell

user4: the williams t-shirt goes hard tho 

user5: oh to be y/n *sigh 

 olliebearman: how about ferrari? 

 unfortunatelyy/n: hmm, we’ll see, pasta boy

 user9: THE GASP I GUSP

 user10: not her calling him pasta boy 😭

liked by landonorris, oscarpiastri, lilymhe, carmenmmundt and 5,773,878 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: congratulations, ig 😒

tagged landonorris 

view 13,638 comments 

 landonorris: really? you had to use those photos? 

 unfortunatelyy/n: why? What’s wrong with them? I think you look very macho, especially in the first and third pic. 

 landonorris: i think i just lost a piece of my manhood. 

user6: the three reasons i love y/n: number 1: because she’s hot and sexy, number 2. I wish I was her, number 3. Because of the lando content she gives us 

liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

user4: THE THIRD PIC IM DYING 

user5: always leave it to y/n to humble lando after a win 

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 user9: GUYS. Y/N WAS WEARING A FERRARI JACKET IN THE PADDOCK TODAY 

 user3: WHAT

 user9: and so it begins. 

 user13: I CALLED IT.

 user17: excusez moi? 

 user32: I SCREAMED. 

 lewishamilton: i told roscoe you wore a ferrari jacket today. let’s just say that he doesn't want to be seeing  you in the foreseeable future

 unfortunatelyy/n: WAIT NOOO

 user12: not lewis exposing her 😭

 unfortunatelyy/n: ROSCOE PLEASE FORGIVE ME 

 lewishamilton: he says you can only make it up with a playdate with mickey 

 unfortunatelyy/n: omw with mickey 🏃‍♀️‍➡️

liked by lewishamilton, landonorris, charles_leclerc, alexandrasaintmleux, olliebearman and 9,736,389 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: my babies 🥰 dog playdate soon anyone?

tagged lewishamilton 

view 8,382 comments 

 charles_leclerc: leo says you have officially been demoted to 2nd favourite aunt 

 unfortunately/n: WAIT NO WHO’S FIRST

 pierregasly: bitch it’s me.

 unfortunatelyy/n: @francisca.cgomes come and get your boyfriend he’s bullying me 

 charles_leclerc: it’s actually @lilymhe

 unfortunatelyy/n: TRAITORS.

 user1: anyone else been here since Mickey was a puppy?

 user2: ikr he’s so big now its making me cry 😭

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 lewishamilton: @pierregasly @charles_leclerc @unfortunatelyy/n @olliebearman @carlossainz55 dog playdate next week?

 landonorris: can i come too

 unfortunatelyy/n: no dog no invite 

 landonorris: @oscarpiastri can we buy a dog

 oscarpiastri: what. 

 user3: i have a feeling that we should get used to seeing ollie in the likes more often now

 user4: homeboy’s whipped fr 

 user5: if only he had the confidence to ask her out 😔

 user10: GUYS RELAX THEY’RE JUST FRIENDS 

user9: mickey’s the real f1 star fr 

 olliebearman: @unfortunatelyy/n how about instead of a dog playdate, i take you out on a real date? 

 user6: MY BOY’S FINALLY SHOOTING HIS SHOT 

 user7: GO GO GO GO GO 

 unfortunatelyy/n: will there be any pasta involved? 🤨

 olliebearman: no promises 

 unfortunatelyy/n: hmmm. . . text me. 

 landonorris: nO

user8: LETS FREAKING GOOO 

user11: THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

user9: my life is complete, i can finally die in peace 

user10: i’m sorry i doubted yall 😔

liked by lilymhe, carmenmmundt, alexandrasaintmleux, iamrebeccad and 6,429,765 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: what do we think guys? and don’t worry, there was no pasta involved 

tagged olliebearman

view 11,382 comments 

user11: phew, no pasta, really dodged a bullet there 👍

 landonorris: WOAH WOAH WOAH HANG ON A MINUTE 

 unfortunatelyy/n: what do you want, mom? 

 landonorris: GASP. Is that grammar I see? what has he done to you 😨

 unfortunatelyy/n: seriously? 

 landonorris: @georgerussel64 and @alex_albon back me up here 

 georgerussell64: unfortunately he’s right, no boyfriends on our watch 

 unfortunatelyy/n: then look away. 

 georgerussell64: @landonorris . . .  she got us there.

 landonorris: @alex_albon?

 alex_albon: lily is forcing me to stay out of it 😔 

 unfortunatelyy/n: HA. EVERYONE LAUGH 🤣

 charles_leclerc: 🤣

 lewishamilton: 🤣

 maxverstappen1: 🤣

 carlossainz55: 🤣

 danielricciardo: 🤣

 landonorris: wow. 

 user5: all the boys being so bitter and not liking the post 😭

 user9: but them still jumping in to bully lando any chance they get 

 olliebearman: did you seriously just ask your 8 million followers what they think about me 😰

 unfortunatelyy/n: it’s actually 9 million but . . .yes 😅

user3: everyone out here wishing they had older brothers just like the grid to be protective over them 😔

liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

liked by olliebearman, lilymhe, bestie1, alexandrasaintmleux, francisca.cgomes and 2,938,282 others 

unfortunatelyy/n: italy you will be missed, where to next?

tagged olliebearman

 olliebearman: pic creds please 🙄

 unfortunatelyy/n: okay okay calm down pal 🥱

 user1: pal 😭 i can’t 

user7: “how to be as beautiful as y/n no borax no glue” 

 user2: IS THAT THE DATE OLLIE TOOK HER ON 

 user3: screaming, crying, throwing up 

 user4: i can’t decide whether i want to be ollie or y/n 

 liked by unfortunatelyy/n 

 bestie1: you’ve forgotten about me already i see. I HATE YOU, YOU’RE THE WORST.

 unfortunatelyy/n: I’M LITERALLY OUT BUYING CHEETOS FOR U GIRL 

user6: HELP THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS HILARIOUS 

liked by unfortunatelyy/n

 landonorris: hmmm, i think i dislike the first pic

 unfortunately/n: so petty geez 🙄

 landonorris: we’re literally the same person 

 unfortunately/n: die ❤️

alexandrasaintmleux: gorgeous 😍 loved seeing you in Monza! 

 unfortunatelyy/n: marry me 🥰

 charles_leclerc: 🤨 

 olliebearman: 🤨

 unfortunatelyy/n: SO JUDGY GEEZ 

 alexandrasaintmleux: they’ll never accept us 😔

 unfortunatelyy/n: killing them is always an option 😌 🔪

 charles_leclerc: that’s murder. 

 unfortunatelyy/n: i’m aware 😒 

user5: HELP SHE’S GONE CRAZY

a/n: thank you for reading if you finished it! have a lovely day xxx

[selfloverrrrrr]

Can you do a yan megumi where he blackmails her and babytraps her but the higher ups wont do anything since she’s carrying the next heir of the zenin clan anyway 🥰

I loved your request 💖... I hope you gonna like it. I'm gonna do every request one by one. So keep giving me your requests ❤️

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Accept it ~

Warning: smut, heavy smut, noncon, unprotected sex, yandere, teasing .....

( All characters are aged up/18+)

Masterlist

Minors Do Not Interact

Read the warnings carefully....if you don't like my stories block me not report

I was a first year student in jujutsu high. I had friends there. Nobara, Megumi and Yuji. We were like best friends. Life felt good to be with them.

Megumi Fushiguro had a great obsession with me. But never let anyone know that. Not even me. Who knew that he was so obsessed that he would kill a guy who was being friendly with me. So we were on a coffee shop one day. We mean all of us. There was a guy at the counter who talked with me a bit nicely. He was just talking with me normally. Next morning we saw his dead body on the news. Nobody found out who killed him. But who knew that was Megumi.

That guy wasn't only one whom Megumi was jealous of. There was a guy Megumi was jealous of the most. It was his own friend Yuji. One day we were at the cafeteria talking with each other when suddenly pulled my rubber band from my hair. "Catch me if you can" Yuji said and started running. "Yuji I swear to god!!!" I run behind him. We were fighting for that rubber band. "Doesn't they look good together?" Nobara asked. Megumi didn't replied. He just glared at us. 'good? Who does think that they look good together????!!!! She isn't for him!' he thought to himself.

One evening I was getting ready to go out when I heard someone opened the door. It was Megumi. He closed the door. "Oh ....hey, Megumi" I said and again looked at the mirror and started fixing my hair. "Hey. You going somewhere?" He asked. "Yeah. Going out..." I said. "With?" He asked. I looked at him "with Yuji. He asked me if I was free today so we can go out. I didn't said him anything tho. He doesn't even know that I'm going and getting ready" I said with a laugh. Megumi didn't said anything he just glared at me from behind. "No you're not" he spoke suddenly. "What?" I asked confusingly. "You are not going out with him" he said. "Why?" I asked. "Because I'm telling you so" he said dead seriously. "Look Megumi it's already getting late we can do this joking thing after I came home...ok?" I said and started walking towards the door. But he grabbed my hand and pulled me towards him. "I said you're not going out with him" he said with grinded teeth. " Megumi, let go off me.... you're hurting me!!!!" I said. "I said YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT WITH YUJI" he screamed this time. "I'm going out with him and you can't tell me what to do or not!" I replied him. He nooded in response and pushed me away and went towards the door and locked it.

" so... you're not taking it in the friendly way right???" He said while walking towards me. "What kind of joke is this now!!??" I said. He was already too close to me. I was backing up. My legs touched the end of the bed. "Do I look like I'm joking?" He said grabbing my chin.

There was no where to back away now. We both fall on the bed. He was still grabbing my chin with his one hand and supporting himself on the bed with the other hand. "Get away from me!" I pushed him. " I SAID YOU ARE NOT GOING OUT WITH YUJI!!!" He grabbed my wrist and pinned on the bed. "When I'm telling you something you something you should listen to me instead of being a bitch" he said with grinded teeth. I couldn't even believe that Megumi can talk like that. I tried to loose my hand. "Still being a bitch,huh?" He said. The next I felt his hand on my thigh getting upwards. Then I understand he was taking off my dress. "What the fuc-" I was about to scream but he placed a hand on my mouth.

He threw the dress on the floor. I was struggling under him, trying to push him away but nothing effected him. Fear grabbed me by my neck. He started crawling towards me. " M-megumi stop" I said. He didn't replied. I tried to get off from the bed but he grabbed me by my hair and pulled me. " Would you ever stop being a bitch?" He said. " Megumi please stop" I begged but he crashed his lips on mine. Kissing me roughly. Making me breathless.

I tried to stop him but my strength was nothing for him. He took off my bra. I was just left in my panties. Megumi started licking on my nipple. He was being a tease. I moaned. He continued his teasing licking and sucking on my nipple. With his one hand he grabbed my other boob and squeezed it roughly. I scremed so loudly.

When he was done playing with my nipples and boobs he got up and started taking off my panties. " Megumi please...." I begged again. "Shhh... Your pussy is telling me to continue~" he said with his smirk. He bring his face close to my pussy and licked it.

He took off his clothes. His huge length was out now. My eyes widened at his length. It was too long and too thick. I knew it wasn't gonna fit. I tried to get off from the bed but he grabbed my leg and pulled me again in that place. He grabbed his dick stroked it two or three times then line it with my entrence. I began to panic. " Megumi Megumi Megumi.... please no .... M-megumi please no... I'm begging you!!!" I begged him. "Where's that bitch now?????" he screamed and tears started falling from my eyes.

Megumi pushed his whole length in one slide and I scremed with pain. He didn't even give me time to adjust his size and started thursting in and out roughly. I was screming loudly. His huge dick was giving me too much pain. He started giving me hickeys on my neck and chest. His thursting getting faster and harder. "This .... This is mine.... I wouldn't.... I wouldn't let Yuji take it from me!!!!" He said between moans. My whole body was shaking. He was moaning too. The way his dick was touching my g-spot make my back arch. It didn't take much time and I came. As I came that smirk again played on his lips.

He was still thursting roughly. I felt his cock pulsing inside me. I tried to push him away with all of my strength." Ughh...no no no no...ahhhhhh...no please no....ahhhhhh..... n-not ahhhh.....not inside... Megumi please" I begged him. He grabbed my throat and chocked me down to the bed. Within a minute he came inside me I could feel his seed inside me. He pulled out and whispered in my ear "now let's see how Yuji's gonna accept you after knowing you're carrying my child".

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The next morning

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When I woke up I slowly get off from my bed because Megumi was still there sleeping beside me. I quickly wore some clothes and went to the jujutsu high. I knew Yuji, Nobara and Gojo sensei were out this morning for a mission. So I directly went to the higher ups. I told them everything. Everything happened with me, everything he did with me. "Does that mean you're carrying his child now?" They asked me. I nooded. They kept silent. I was shocked. "What?... you're not gonna help me???" I asked. "Look... We know what happened is bad but just listen to us for one time... Your child is gonna be the next heir of zenin clan.... you should accept it... it isn't hurting anyone!" They said. "So you are not gonna help me right?.... Fine! Let Gojo sensei return. He's the only one who will help me!" I said and rushed out of the room. Suddenly bumped into someone. I looked up and my breath stopped. None other than Megumi himself smirking at me. He grabbed my shoulder and pinned me on a nearby wall. "Listen closely. The higher ups not gonna help you.... And Gojo? You know he's gonna believe me instead of you... What if I tell him that it was you who invited me in your room and all those were your plan??? Everyone will see you as a slut. Isn't it better to accept you are mine?" He whispered in my ear.

Give me your requests guys....

I love when you give me your requests 💗💗👀👀

[airrec]

Sadly reporting that I had a dream and the only scene I remember from it was Dream saying in some random livestream that his initial scripts for DSMP Season 2 had c!Dream and c!Punz as news anchors and commentators for the goings on of the server (the dream did not specify whether they remembered S1 or not, but it sounded like a pretty funny idea to me). He then started sounding really sad about lost friendships and how it was never going to happen (in context of Tommy's extracanonical in-character conversation from a few days ago and no longer being close to either Tommy or Punz) and ended the stream.

I then, and I sigh at this, went onto Tumblr (still dreaming) and started drafting a post talking about how CCs can't "out-canon" each other, and no single CC can retcon a shared piece of canon they all agreed on unless everyone else agrees to as well, and how one CC's plans do not mean that their vision supersedes all others and that they have power over where others go with their stories and how they do so. I then went on to remind people that even DSMP S1 had bits of canon material that just straight up didn't match up with what others were doing (especially earlier in the server's life) and that that's just a part of the medium and part of being semi-scripted and semi-improv.

I then woke up and mourned that 1. we would never get c!Dream and c!Punz as sarcastic and funny news anchors and 2. the background radiation of discourse was starting to invade my dreams. Anyway, enjoy the idea, block those who don't spark joy, and keep on creating 🥰

[michelle-otter0]

Hi ! 👋🏻Welcome to my blog 🥰

i'm Michelle!! ) i'm a 30 year old trans girl that lives in georgia. i'm a little bit of a loner LOL « alongside a huge book worm, lego collector, gaming addict (your typical nerd hahahah) * so i hope my spicy content brings you that personal connection you're looking for!! i love building my forever growing community!! & everything is included, my full length uploads are every Tuesday & Friday alongside multiple DAILY explicit pics!! 🥰 i'm super fetish friendly & take allot of enjoyment out of authentic content with real orgasms!! 💦 a little scroll through my feed may also include reviews!!

I have some rules for my blog please don’t ask me for free pics, you’re welcome to buy content and I can do custom content where I do whatever you wanna see 🥰. Don’t report or label my page , if you don’t like what I do PLEASE BLOCK ME. And lastly don’t start a conversation by sending a picture of your dick😒 I’ll block you immediately.

Message me privately for my spicy content 🥰😊 serious minded people only. If you’re cheap or looking for freebies I just won’t take you serious.

Anyway i hope we can connect soon! If not through content then maybe through friendship🥰

[emilyblakesblog]

i'm Emily!! ) i'm a 30 year old trans girl that lives in georgia. i'm a little bit of a loner LOL « alongside a huge book worm, lego collector, gaming addict (your typical nerd hahahah) * so i hope my spicy content brings you that personal connection you're looking for!! i love building my forever growing community!! & everything is included, my full length uploads are every Tuesday & Friday alongside multiple DAILY explicit pics!! 🥰 i'm super fetish friendly & take allot of enjoyment out of authentic content with real orgasms!! 💦 a little scroll through my feed may also include reviews!!

I have some rules for my blog please don’t ask me for free nudes😒, you’re welcome to buy content and I can do custom content where I do whatever you wanna see 🥰. Don’t report or label my page , if you don’t like what I do PLEASE BLOCK ME. And lastly don’t start a conversation by sending a picture of your dick😒 I’ll block you immediately.Please Message me privately for my spicy content 🥰😊 serious minded people only. If you’re cheap or looking for freebies I just won’t take you serious. Show me how bad you want it 🥰 I love intentionality ❤️💋

anyway i hope we can connect soon! If not through content then maybe through friendship 🥰

[littlelillycatsworld]

🐈‍⬛🎃introduction🎃🐈‍⬛

updated 28/9/24

English is my 4th language I rely on Google translate alot sorry if I get things wrong (Korean, mandarin, Cantonese then English)

I also speak Japanese and Thai not quite fluent yet but close

only follow me if your part of the ed or sh community I don't want to expose this to anyone else

I post alot of really dark shit about my childhood and whatnot. it's not happy it's depressing but this is my place to exist in a relatively safe way

do not report I'm not pro just pro recovery for everyone I'm just not ready yet but when I am I'll get professional help

DNI if you are homophobic/transphobic fatphobic racist or ana coach

my name is Lilly (not my actual name)

I'm 19

I use she/her/they pronouns

lesbian with a loving gf of 3 years🥰

I have depression, anxiety, BPD, ADHD, and autism (all diagnosed) and ed

pro recovery for everyone

I'm last time I checked 36.2kg BMI 15.5 and im 153cm

ballet is my passion (I go to school for that)

I was adopted at birth by a Korean mother and Chinese father (rip I miss you)

I'm from Scotland

I'm pretty ok at art

pro LGBT and pro choice

sex positive

I love kpop and nu metal

my favourite kpop group is twice and my bias is Sana

my favourite metal band is Korn

I'm an ex-taekwondow national team member

and current national ballet member

personal tag is #네네

meal logs tag is 네네 meals

ed tags #네네's ed #네네's 3d

feel free to interact with me but don't be creepy I'll just block you.

anyway I hope I can make some friends who understand what it's like with an ed ☺️

my dms are open if anyone needs someone to talk to. if you have any questions feel free to ask

my backup account is @little-lilly-cat

[k-issclub]

+ 18 CONTENT - NSFW - MDNI

☻︎ please block instead of reporting ☻

hi everyone!! your neighborhood bunny here!!🐰

my name is Candice !

i’m a little silly! a little bratty! a little nerdy! and very subby😖😖! i like to take cute pictures and make people smile! i like my naps, i go to college for advertising, and i’m a cat mom of 2🐱🐱

tiktok

instagram

twitter

reddit

OF (free) / ($7.77)

cashapp

anyways!! i like to build gundams, lego, painting sometimes, drawing, watching scary movies, and play video games too 0:!!

i’m a little shy tbh but i love getting to know people🥰🥰

so let’s be friends, okay! 😚❤️❤️

but remember!! be respectful! i hate blocking people:(

a few boundaries:

★ dms are only open for 21+

☆ accepts/will post nudes from 21+ only

★ don't assume free content will be given. that's just rude ₍ᐡ ◍ ´﹏` ◍ᐡ₎;;

☆ kinky talk is good! but i'm also a human girl so i don't want to talk about sex 24/7! let's be friends

★ if i have already said no once, don't ask again

☆ pretending to own me is cute but please remember you aren't my owner ₍ᐡ ｡ì _ í｡ᐡ₎ !!

★ i love getting spammed but don't do it just for my attention! genuine spam only !! ~♥

☆ while i love everyone, i'm not obligated to anyone besides my big man ! i would like to be allowed freedom & to not feel obligated to respond, so please no guilt tripping please😞

kinks

threesomes, orgasam control/denial, bondage, spanking/slapping😖, light pain play, overstimulation/toy torture, pet play kinda?, primal play, breeding/creampies, degradation kinda, humiliation kinda, exhibitionism kinda, somno, cnc/free use…so far🥰

hard stops

human toilet, abuse, age play, race play, blood, misogyny

[simpforchuchu]

AAA FINALLY YOUR REQ RE OPEN!! 💖💖😣

So.. is it possible for you to write the prequel of you reader(housen) x lao works?

mybe abt the first time they met where reader are targeted by reiji (due to 3 aliance) and lao saw it and get in the way to protect her cuz he doesnt know she can fight but at the end he know. Reader kinda cocky to him at first since their school re enemy but after meet several times she understand that lao far from any bad rumour abt him.

Or any of your concept! Ill leave it all to you cuz your works are always cool 💖🖤🖤 thank you

• Raoh x housen!reader | How it started ?

a/n: Hii! Thanks for the last sentences and lovely compliments :') I guess i needet it 💕It was really a lovely request and i definitely wanted to write it xjkekdkd Sorry it is a little bit short but I hope you like it :')♥️

Sorry for the grammer or spelling mistakes.English is not my main language so...

Thank you and love you 🥰

Warnings: fights, violence, Reiji Himuro

Y/n was walking home from the market. When she approached the street for her house, she took off her earphones with the person who blocked her way.

She put his earphones in her pocket and raised one eyebrow.

"What the hell do you want?"

Kamasaka's leader smiled and took a few steps closer. As he started to move forward, a few more people around followed him.

Reiji stopped a few feet from the young girl and spoke.

"I heard it was you roaming around our school y/n-chan?"

Y/n remained silent, there were some people who knew she was gathering information for Housen.And Reiji was one of them.

Reiji sighed and smiled again

"You were the one who reported the raid, weren't you?"

Y/n gripped the grocery bag tighter and rolled her eyes.

"I don't know what you're talking about. So get out of my way, get your dogs and fuck off."

"A sweet girl like you shouldn't have such a bad mouth."

While Y/n and Reiji were arguing, Raoh was walking towards Suzuran with Kansuke. He stopped his steps and looked at the person he saw across the road they were passing.

He knew this girl. He had seen this girl a few times around the Housen boys. She was one of those who gathered information for Housen, according to Kamui. When he looked at the person she was talking to, he frowned when he saw Reiji from Kamasaka. He hadn't heard good things about this boy at all.

Reiji shook his head with a laugh and a couple more boys approached y/n and stood in front of her. Y/n was waiting for him to attack.

"Someone has to teach you a little lesson now, little spy"

Y/n couldn't even answer. Reiji gestured with his hand and his companions attacked y/n.He left without watching the fight.

Y/n hit the bag in her hand hard to one of the attackers and started to fight. Although she was not as strong as her friends, she was quite strong too. And she knew how to fight. Sachio always told her to protect herself.

Raoh could not just stay there and watch when he saw 4 people attacking the young girl. Kansuke followed him in surprise when he saw him cross the road all of a sudden.

While Y/n was fighting with the outnumbered boys, she suddenly turned around in surprise when she saw 2 of them fell to the ground. At that time, she took a few steps back with a punch to her face and held her lip angrily.

"Fuck!"

The boy that the one who punched her fell to the ground as she ran and kicked him hard, and Raoh looked at her in surprise when he saw that the young girl was actually capable of fighting.

Y/n wiped the blood of her lips with the back of her hand and turned to the person who was looking at her. She didn't expect to see Suzuran's strongest man.

"Huh? What the hell does this mean?"

Raoh approached the bewildered girl and smiled.

"Are you allright ?"

Y/n found it strange that the young boy suddenly approached her like a savior angel. He and Sachio had been enemies for years anyway.

"I'm fine, I didn't need your help. If you're expecting a thank you-"

Raoh shook his head.

"No, I'm not waiting, I just wanted to help."

Realizing that she was being mean, Y/n softened her face and tried find out what to say.

"I'm fine... I could handle it myself, but thank you. Besides... why did you help me? I thought we hated each other?"

Raoh smiled as Kansuke silently listened to the two of them

"It's true that Sachio and I don't get along well, but-"

"But what?"

"I don't have a problem with you..."

Y/n knew it was true. So she stopped her cocky attitude. Thinking about it, she took the chocolate from her jacket pocket and threw it at Raoh.

The young boy looked at the chocolate he was holding in surprise and turned to the young girl.

"Don't worry, it's not poisonous, take it as a small gift for your help, Raoh-san."

Raoh looked at her in surprise as she shook the dust off her jacket and waved.

"Next time leave my prey to me or Sachio won't be your only enemy from Housen"

Y/n winked and smiled and continued on her way. Raoh smiled as he watched the young girl leave and put the chocolate in his pocket.

This wasn't the first time he'd seen her, and he certainly didn't want it to be the last...

[etes-secrecy-post]

Hi, before I explain my post, I want to say something important.

• What you see my blog has become a major overhaul. And despite the changes, I decided that my 2nd account will be now my artwork blog with a secret twist.

⚠️NEW RULE! (W/ BIGGER TEXT!)⚠️

⚠️ SO PLEASE DO NOT SHARE MY 2nd ACCOUNT TO EVERYONE! THIS SECRECY BLOG OF MINE IS FOR CLOSES FRIENDS ONLY!⚠️

• AND FOR MY CLOSES FRIENDS, DON’T REBLOG IT. INSTEAD, JUST COPY MY LINK AND PASTE IT ON YOUR TUMBLR POST! JUST BE SURE THE IMAGE WILL BE REMOVED AND THE ONLY LEFT WAS THE TEXT.

⚠️ SHARING LINKS, LIKE POSTS, REBLOG POSTS, STEALING MY SNAPSHOT PHOTOS/RECORDED VIDEOS/ARTWORKS (a.k.a. ART THIEVES) OR PLAGIARIZING FROM UNKNOWN TUMBLR STRANGERS WILL IMMEDIATELY BE BLOCKED, RIGHT AWAY!⚠️

😡 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT EVER LIKED & REBLOG MY SECRET POST! THIS IS FOR MY SECRET FRIENDS ONLY, NOT YOU! 😡

Okay? Capiche? Make sense? Good, now back to the post…↓

Title: Happy 1st Anniversar, PopiKir!

So, let's keep the train going with my next finished art project! 😊✍️🖥️ Which, once again no #OnThisDay throwback post for this date.

• So, ummm... You may wondering, where's MuruKir 🔵⭐& PopiKir 🩷⭐? 🤔 Well, their home planet (which is somewhere than planet popstar), and PopiKir is throwing a party because she's celebrating her 1 year anniversary (, similar to Aace Speedster back in September). 🥳🎉🎂 Unfortunately, only MuruKir was invited than other OCs, which is sad to her. 😥 Why? Because the entire fam (namely 'The Speedsters', 'The Ramcats', and 'Rabbit/Fox Family') were busying at doing the 'Thanksgiving Stuff' 🦃🌽🍂🍁. And another unfortunate, both PopiKir & MuruKir won't spend their 'Thanksgiving' moment as they returned to their home planet for... Ummm reasons of unknown. 😥 But hey, at least they have a message from Cude 🐰🤖 & Mayu 🐇✨ on their behalf.

Cude 🐰🤖 & Mayu 🐇✨: Happy tremendous anniversary year, PopiKir! We will missed you! 🥰🤗

IMPORTANT NOTE: Now, the reason I said that was because... I don't feel drawing Kirby related artworks 😟😔, anymore owing to my bad reputation, and a dirty plagiarize person bastard from → 🇰🇷. 😡 As a result, I decided that my two current Kirby OCs put it their rest, in a LONG HIATUS until that plagiarize person was gone for good after throwing toxic comments, rallying, and most importantly report it, ban hammer it, and terminate all of its accounts. AND I MEAN 'EVERYTHING' before the dust is settled, and my two Kirby OCs we're finally returned from their hiatus! Happy 'FREAKING' ending! 😡 *Sigh* So, so sorry for my heated moment, I'm just releasing my emotional steam, that's all. *Breathe in & out* 😮‍💨 I'll be okay, my trusty friends...

Anyway, that's all for now and Happy 1st year anniversary, PopiKir 🩷⭐! 🥳🎉🎂

Want a meet 'PopiKir' 🩷⭐? Then please → [CLICK ME!].

PopiKir & MuruKir (Kirby OCs) - created by ME!

[caeloservare]

// Nothing summons me like a bot to report & block-

Anyways, rarely but sometimes I'm lurking around. Totally no time for rping though. I hope you guys are doing okay!

I'm getting notifications via webhook and am very grateful for all lovely words some of you left 🥰 I'm often available on discord if anyone would like to chat about anything 💖 Take care!

[charli-chomps]

🤯

EDIT: I AM NOT GAINING, NOR AM I CURRENTLY LOOKING TO GAIN. Thanks <3

hi guys!! I'm glad to finally able to make this post,, I've been a lurker for a Long time now... but I'm here and I'm ready to party

What You'll See (Wahoo!) 😊✅:

stomach growling (mainly hunger <333)

whump/hurt comfort/whatever I really like when there is a guy suffering

stuffing

burping possibly

maybe inflation just a wee bit

maybe a little tiny bit of vore?? don't hold me to that though

Original character writing

Fandom writing!??!

Stuff That's NOT Allowed!!!! 😡😡❌ (I WILL block and report pro ana/ed blogs)

hard vore

any super unrealistic stuff

bursting (like the only thing that triggers me so pls none of that 👍)

emeto (fine with sickfics)

scat

pregnancy

pro ed/ana that stuff really scares me

anyways I do enjoy this as a kink, but I also enjoy it as an interest in general! I can be amicable with all ^^ hope you like anything I post lol 🥰

[walker-290]

There was a time when i would finish up all my work so that I can enjoy con weekend contents. Now i actively avoid con contents. I went from 🥰 to 🤢

And what is this "when Sam and Dean come back" that Jensen keeps harping on? Dude you do know that you are already playing Dean on a cheap show right? Does he know he is not making any sense? Maybe 2023 will be the year when i completely leave this shit fandom now that TW will also be part of the con circuit. It's like more salt on the wound i can't take it.

Anyway i was absolutely enjoying the FIFA final instead of this crap con updates. What a game huh?

I was too much into FIFA world cup to care. But I did watch the 3 panels I always watch. Misha, J2 gold and J2 afternoon. Misha's panel was fun. I knew most of his answers cause more or less they are the same questions. Learned that he had prosthetics done for converting to two face already when previously he said two face would not be on screen until season 2. So that's cool stuff. But I didn't like how he said Jared didn't have to work hard and was rewarded just for beautiful genes. Especially after watching how Jared said in the main panel that he wishes to tell everyone how much trouble he had to go through to reach here and it wasn't always so easy and glorious as people assume.

The Sam and Dean coming back is a bait for the people to not leave the conventions as this is a huge moneymaker for both J2 but especially the main moneymaker for everyone else in that con circuit. Rob, Rich, Ruth, the band, and literally everyone - their primary earning is SPN cons and then their 2nd job is acting. But Jensen saying "Oh I would like to play Dean again" like he is not playing Dean every week on TW seems hilarious to me. I know we ignore TW but to watch Jensen not admitting its existence is just 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Two things annoyed me was "Jared won't get a rim shot" joke is old as fuck ... it's not even funny anymore.

And then Jensen proudly saying how he would murder grandpa on the street and it's so like Dean...Like when did ever Dean wanted to cut off a human being's arms who is old? Idk maybe I blocked mean Dean out of my mind. But still a character being grumpy on a show for comedy sake Vs a person saying I want to cut off someone's arms cause I was out of my lane but he dared to correct me? Whoooof!!! But that's just "pretty boy window dresser" Jensen 😬 right? I wonder if he called the man "bitch" or "son of a bitch" too?

And imagine if it was Jared Padalecki going around telling people he yells at old people and wanting to beat the crap out of them in public? AAs and hellers would crucify him.

Misha being mean to Jared? ✅

Jensen revealing another story of him acting like an asshole? ✅

Con circuit trying to demean Jared? ✅

Fans calling Jared mean thing (old and rusty? Not funny!) ✅

Jensen acting like TW doesn't exist and he wants to bring Dean back? ✅

False reports trying to make Jared look bad from con attendees? ✅

Jared being the sweetest, kindest, funniest guy? ✅

Now FIFA WORLD CUP....I will post all of my feelings in a separate post (than this mess 🤢) But I was ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[cathy-plus-e]

(note: ****don't open until it's halloween****)

anyways ----

Trick or treat!! 🎃👻🦇

so in this game, I guess we give anything..

I'm giving you...

<<Top 10 Things I Like About You (or your blog)>>

Your Mori analyses/posts about Mori (made me be willing to know him more)

Your honesty (like honestly slay. it's so good that you're being yourself and you don't try to act innocent lol)

Your interactions (aaa haha it's fun interacting w you)

you're CHILEAN!! (idk. I find people who can speak more than 1 language really really cool lol)

You're self-aware <3 (I love how you're just like, 'yea I have red flags. here they are' lol.)

you're a ✨ mathematico-humanista-artistico ✨(english translation: someone good in maths but also really likes arts and literature and history) but for you, you are a maths person who also likes music and literature <33 (i hope i got that right)

Your iconic "<<< >>>" (seriously, thats like ur trademark lol. its cool. i like it)

When you highlight your texts <like this>> (like u make it bigger and then you color it with a bright color like pink or something. I think thats cool)

You have a good schedule (8 hours of sleep!!). dang, I need to do that too lol. slay healthy and logical king haha 👑

When you helped me w math that one time lol.

You block and report rude people. (honestly slay. don't waste time on people who are rude 😩💅)

your honesty. (again!! sorry, I can't emphasize this enough. I love honest people so much. I love straightforward people 😊 cause personally it's so hard when people don't tell you what they *really* think and then you have to guess what they're feeling and drama happens because you don't know how they really feel. -- sorry for venting a bit hehe but yes. I appreciate honesty a lot 😊)

13. You're very nice and kind and decent 🤭 (Ik you're a mori kinnie so you do have some red flags lol [i mean who doesn't?] but I love that you're really decent when it comes to things -- you aren't rude for no reason, you respect other opinions, it's really sweet that you want to make your teachers happy 😊💓, etc. (Oh and that one time where you were calm and your friend gave you 1,000 pesos -- that was a really fun story hehe. congratulations again 🥳keep it up 😄😄)

14. and honestly like - even if you have 'low empathy,' your actions are more important than your feelings -- and ur actions/kind words made me feel good a lot 🤭 so thank u 💓

also based from your posts, I think you're a good student so your teachers must be happy to have a student like you hehe.

aaaand that's it, I think 😄. (I know it's 14 reasons and not 10 but whatever. TT. anyways...)

Happy Halloween!!! 🥳🦇👻👻🦇🦇

(no need to do something like this for me btw, I just wanted to give you something hehe 🥳🦇🦇🦇)

Have a splendid day/night cathy!!!🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🧛‍♀️🦇

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edit:

get well soon <3 (+ drink lots of water lol)

Thank you so much 🥰🫶🏻

I really appreciate those words and how you see through me. ✨ Have a good 31st of October! ✨

[oh-my-damn]

mandy seriously, i think that loser anon is really an misogynistic incel redpill person. their focus is always; you're angry bc men prefer to fuck younger woman🤣 i'll be so sad if it's a fellow woman but sadly there are many women with this bizzare internalized hatred of their own gender.

that's not a sane enough person to have a conversation with. might be better to just block them.

I will honey, dont worry ❤️ Anything else they send will get blocked and maybe even reported, depending on the content. Promise 🫡

Anyway! Whats everyone up to today? Its saturday and the weather here feels crisp, I think fall is finally coming!! 🥰

[singsweetmelodies]

do you already have a date when u plan on posting the fake dating au chapter 6?? I’m DYING to read it, I love this fic so much 🥰

hiiii anon! firstly, thank you so much for the compliments 🥺 i am so soft whenever someone tells me they enjoy the fake dating au, bless, it just means so much ❤️ it's the most self-indulgent thing i've ever written lmao so hearing that you all are enjoying it too? INSANE. and also absolutely amazing. <333

secondly: gosh, you know, i wish i could give you a specific date 🥲 unfortunately my work has been absolutely murdering me lately, and it's all contributed to a rather nasty spot of exhaustion and writer's block over november. i did try and help myself out a little bit with some 5 sentence fic prompts (which, btw, i am definitely planning on finishing when i get a minute! there are some FAB prompts in my inbox still and i am really excited for them actually.)

anyways all this to say: i know i said i'd try and update fake dating au in november, but that turned out to be a little impossible, i'm afraid. i have been finding a bit more motivation in december, though, and i can exclusively report that chapter 6 is already 5.6k words long! but... far from finished (it's going to be an insane one lmao 🙈 i predict 7k or perhaps even 8k.)

regarding specific dates: you know what, maybe it WOULD be good to give myself a deadline 🤔 because since it's december, that means all the christmas projects and winter fic exchanges and december birthdays and whatnot are coming up, so soon i won't have time for fake dating at all, welp. i'm going to say: 10 December. if i haven't finished writing chapter 6 by the tenth, then unfortunately it'll only go up sometime in january next year. so let's all say a prayer and put our hands together in hopes that my work chooses to be merciful to me for the next few days so i can get it done 🥲🙏🙏🙏

thanks again for asking, anon, ily and i appreciate your support and kind words so much ❤️