#adopted parents council

[cathy-plus-e]

I'll do this again because a little more than 300 people do not work for me

[center-for-catboy-control]

[pat pat]

thank you i really needed this today.

it's been rough.

[centers-against-disease-control]

Hello kid, how are you doing?

Yo Peepaw! I am doing well. I am currently working on creating weapons of mass destruction and mastering the art of being--as the kids say--hip. I trust you are doing well, too? Send a letter of your well-being at your earliest convenience.

Regards,

centers-against-disease-control

[wakanai]

Hello! 🥰

Do you have any favourite author and/or book? 👁️👁️

ahhhh hello!!! good to see you!!!

let me think!!

uhhhhhhhhhhh..favourite author? omg this is so embarassing I can't think 😭😭

..I don't have a favorite author in particular. If a book is good, I'll read it :)

Right now, the only books that come to mind are..

Aru Shah and The End of Time (a friend gave it to me before and I enjoyed it) << it's kind of like Percy Jackson in the sense that it's meant for pre-teens but u can still read it even if ur older

A Game of Thrones by George Martin (I haven't finished reading BUT I spoiled myself some stuff and the premise is interesting)

BSD The Day I Picked Up Dazai (IK IT'S A LIGHT NOVEL BUT YE TT)

The Bible (since I'm christian, I do read it as a source of wisdom but it can be easily misinterpreted so it's important to have context to understand it TT) << also Ik you're a LaVey satanist hence why I put this in last lol

SIKE - I actually have more books to recommend NVM TT

I Love You Since 1892 -- historical romance. It's originally in Filipino but there's an English version of it as well. It's like - the MC travelled back to the past and into the body of her ancestor.

(I have more to think of - but those are books I read back in elementary so it might be cringe lol)

BUT BUT BUT BUT

rn, I'm more into reading Webtoons. Currently my favorite one is

<<The Guy Upstairs>> by Hanza

(not me copying your iconic << >> )

^^ it's really good. you should read it

OMO I JUST REMEMBERED!!!

OMNISCIENT READERS VIEWPOINT (NOVEL)

^^^ I was obsessed before. I was so hooked. I heard there's an official English version to be published soon. :D

I also used to be really into webnovel !

Books that I enjoyed there are:

1.) Royal Secret: I'm a Princess by sola cola (UNIQUE. It's a very UNIQUE and FUN story. I was obsessed.)

2.) Rise of the Unfavored Princess by bunnyreadsabook

(abusive family, political scheming, transmigration, etc. I used this for my essay once lol).

tyty!

[cathy-plus-e]

If I shared a list full of my current husbandos, would you all evaluate from 1 to 10 how fucked up I am? Or share any thoughts? At least Chat GPT sent me to therapy 🤔

[center-for-catboy-control]

Your dad says hello 👋🏻

Dad are you proud of my paper on dementia?

[cathy-plus-e]

4'10 ✌🏻

Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

[center-for-catboy-control]

person sized box for you ?

:] box

[cathy-plus-e]

why does one of your children think Idaho isn’t real

@the-cdc-if-it-was-evil

What the fuck is Idaho though

[center-for-catboy-control]

Look at my machete I'll give you one, one day

tasty

[cathy-plus-e]

I need new glasses so bad I somehow read that like «kill you with a hamster tomorrow»

Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

[cathy-plus-e]

I had this class where I taught my classmates some words in Tumblr, most of them were surprised

The expression they loved the most was "Eeby deeby for glub shitto" and I'm proud of those stinky bastard people

[center-for-catboy-control]

Cheesed to meet you.

quite cheesed to meet you, too! it really is nice to squeak with you

[cathy-plus-e]

Remember guys!

Stay away from pink or you'll catch the pink disease

Women do not exist

The cat disease is dangerous but can still be friendly

British people are nice

[center-for-catboy-control]

Have you considered consuming rat poison?

my lawyers said i cant respond to this

[cathy-plus-e]

@loredwy and me thinking about the fact I'm a magnet to perverts be like