#anyway this is like. some of my thoughts. like. i have thoughts galore and im awful at writing them down but this is kinda them. to me.

[sugarsnappeases]

PLEASE tell me about marytunia. i have to know what this is

hi lovely!!!!

okay marytunia have recently been SO on my mind bc i saw @fernhelm tag a post w them the other day and i was like HOLD ON!! I SEE IT!! and THEN i had a vague recollection of jen talking about them one time last year at some point so the two of them have been subjected to some of my ramblings bc i was struck down by divine intervention like last week and have been obsessing a little....

but okay so for me the general vibe is very tangled up w the evans sisters dynamics and just lily in general which is all v ouch. i kinda see them actually as two parts of her life like petunia is a huge part lily’s childhood and mary is a huge part of lily’s time at hogwarts so she’s this presence between them even if she’s not actually there and there’s a lot of like resentment and yearning and jealousy etc etc

like petunia is fighting w herself the whole way through it (nothing i love more than some good old internal conflict) bc she shouldn’t want this!! she’s planned out a nice, perfect, normal life for herself that she’s convinced herself she has to like, she will like it, which doesn’t involve magic or witches or her sister and mary is really putting a spanner in the works and petunia shouldn’t want it, she can’t want it, but there’s just something so magnetic about mary that she can’t quite seem to escape, and it’s like maybe magic can be good?? can be beautiful?? bc mary is so beautiful?? but then also i think mary has complicated thoughts about magic which i’m not gonna get into here lol

but anyway mary is maybe just kinda curious at first i think. like maybe there’s some unrequited marylily so she has a bit of a crush and just wants to find out everything about lily and she has this sister and petunia’s just so interesting and it’s fun to try and get her to laugh at her jokes when she’s obviously trying to completely ignore her and she just finds herself slowly trying to get her attention every time she’s at the evans’ house, like she’s going there to see glimpses of petunia rather than to spend time w lily and she’s suddenly like oh!

and idk they’re just very interesting to me bc as i said resentment longing jealousy and like there’s vernon and dudley and the war and lily’s death and i just. like they really compel me yk??? there’s a lot of complexity there that i just wanna like dig my fingers into

[houseofripley]

HEYY

Can you do a rhea x fem!reader story where rhea and reader are in Highschool and have both had feeling for eachother for the longest time and both haven’t confessed but all that changes because rhea ask reader to prom and they end up kissing and it leads to something else (ifykyk😏) (smut n a lil bit of fluff too🙏)

Starry Prom Night

Rhea Ripley x Fem!Reader

WARNINGS: 18+ SMUT, Kissing, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Scissoring, Praise, Cheek Cupping & Kissing Galore, INSANE PLOT BUILDING FOR NO REASON LOL SORRYYYYYY IM A YEARNER (im serious this is like 67% plot building)

WORD COUNT: 3,731

A/N: this is just pure sapphic yearning on my end LMAO anyways anon i had so much fun writing this even though its all over the place!!!

also can you tell where i got impatient with all the plot building lol

“Rhea, I seriously don’t know how many more of these cheesy signs I can’t take. I think I’m gonna go insane.” You grunted, rolling your eyes to the back of your head. 

Prom season was in full swing. It was third period and you had just witnessed what had to have been the seventh promposal of the day. This year would be the mark of your and your best friend, Rhea’s senior prom. Senior prom was a date thousands of dreamed about, wanting to show up and show out one last time before waving goodbye to their highschool years. 

Every girl except you and Rhea. You both despised the thought of prom. Why would any sane person spend hundreds of dollars on an outfit just to spend their night drenched in sweat in the school gymnasium? 

Fuck that!

“Romeo O Romeo! Will thou spend your Saturday night with I, drinking punch next to the locker rooms?” Rhea mocked, elbowing your arm. 

You shook your head, pressing your lips together trying to keep your laughter silent. The commotion of classmates was soon drowned out by thoughts as your eyes met Rhea’s, causing your tightened lips to curl into a small smile.

Rhea’s blue eyes never failed to warm you. Everytime you gazed into those beachy eyes you were brought back to the day you first met the girl. Seventh grade, first period, language arts. A quiet blonde girl sporting a Pierce The Veil shirt was assigned to sit next to you. Nobody knew anything about the girl besides the fact she had just moved basically across the globe. You spent the entire period thinking of what you could possibly say to her, because what do you even say to a kid that was just relocated from South Australia all the way to some shitty suburban town? 

“Cool shirt.” 

And it fucking worked somehow. You were immediately attached to her hip. The two of you grew closer with each day that passed. You were inseparable. She was everything to you. Sleepovers every weekend. ‘Study’ sessions that were spent play fighting with each other. Singing pop-punk songs at the top of your lungs till your throats were raw. Dying your hair the same shade of blue at three in the morning. She was even at your side while your parents scolded you the morning after for said blue hair. 

Jesus Christ. Lost in her eyes again? Snap out of it already! 

“Yo, Alice in Wonderland, you okay?” Rhea playfully questioned, breaking your trance by poking at your thigh.

“Just…thinking. That’s all.” You softly chuckled. You were telling the truth, you were just thinking. Just thinking about her. Thinking about her touch, her hands, her pierced nose, her lips, her stupid cool shirts. 

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“Jesus, someone’s eager to get out of here.” You laughed, trailing behind Rhea who was booking it over to her small black Lexus.

“Dude, can you blame me? It’s like everyone has some sort of prom fever. I am not letting it catch me.” Rhea complained, ducking into the vehicle. 

You made your way to the passenger side of the car before hopping into the seat next to Rhea. “I counted eighteen of those damn signs today.” You babbled, resting your arm on the center console before trailing on, diffusing the topic, “Anyways, let’s go thrifting or something. I don’t wanna go home.”

Rhea shrugged in agreeance before pulling out of her parking spot. She knew things were tough for you at home. You had recently come out as lesbian to your parents. They weren't unsupportive but they weren't exactly supportive at the same time which had built quite a bit of tension in the household. You came out to Rhea just about two years ago, who was more than supportive. She was your number one defender, always there to threaten whichever classmate that dared to ridicule you.

You knew absolutely nothing about Rhea’s sexuality. Hell, even Rhea knew nothing about her sexuality. She only knew one thing, that she liked you. She didn’t even know when she caught feelings for you, it was like the sentiments were there since the moment you first spoke to her. She hoped as time went on the flutters she’d feel for you would pass on but recently she couldn’t seem to even push the mere thought of you out of her head, it was killing her.

The drive to the nearest thrift shop was comfortably silent…silent if you ignored the Black Veil Brides cd Rhea had blaring…

Entering the store the pair of you let out scoffed laughs as the first thing catching your attention was a large display of second hand dresses. Shaking it out of your heads and ignoring it at first you carried on to wander the isles, grabbing whatever caught your eye to try on later although you’d inevitably end back up to the racks of long dresses. You weren't a big fan of dresses but you wanted to waste as much time as you possibly could, so you decided to browse the gowns with Rhea. 

She pulled a deep maroon dress, the form fitting glittered bodice was paired with a looser, more freeing skirt. “Try it on!” Rhea pushed, shoving the dress into your arms.

“I’d look so stupid in this.” You gave Rhea a bewildered look.

“Oh c’mon just try it!”

“Rhe’ when have you ever given a shit about this stuff?”

“Dude you’re the one that wanted to waste time here…” Rhea playfully scorned, diverting your question.

“Urgh, I hate when you’re right.” You huffed, shuffling towards the dressing room. 

“How ridiculous do I look?” You pouted, opening the door of the changing room before shuffling to the closest mirror.

Rhea stood behind you, peering over your shoulder as you silently studied yourself in the mirror. You looked at Rhea through the mirror as she opened her mouth to speak but stopped herself in her tracks. “I mean it’s cute but where in the world would I wear this?” You shrugged, adjusting the straps as Rhea chewed on her cheeks.

“Wear it to prom.” Rhea timidly broke her silence.

“Why would I go to prom, Rhe’? First of all it would be so lame and second of all I’d have nobody to go with. I’m just gonna put this back.” You mumbled, turning to make your way back into the changing room.

 A hand grabbed your wrist, stopping you in your tracks. “Go with me…” Rhea blurted out, sounding scared of her own words. Her statement caused you to turn to face her with a puzzled expression, Rhea herself even looked surprised at what she just said. Fearing your rejection she quickly added on, “Ya know, like as a joke and stuff. We can make it not lame…”

“As a joke?” Your heart that was skipping beats just seconds ago was immediately let down. 

“Yeah. It’s just a stupid idea we don’t hav-”

“No, let's go…as a joke.” You interrupted Rhea’s nervous deflection. “We’ve got nothing better to do.” You shrugged on watching Rhea’s anxieties fade into the distance as her classic cheeky smile crept upon her face.

After you swapped out of your dress you returned to Rhea who was holding up a silky black dress with a deep slit in the skirt. “This’ll work. I’m too lazy to try anything on.” She chuckled while shrugging.

“That's ballsy Rhe-Rhe.”

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Tonight was the night, you were sat atop Rhea’s bathroom counter, finishing up your makeup while Rhea was shuffling around her closet searching for a pair of shoes. It had been four weeks since Rhea ‘asked’ you to prom and you simply couldn’t keep your mind off it. Although you two planned this whole thing as a joke, something shifted ever so slightly between the two of you, maybe it wasn’t a joke, who knows. Rhea had your heart in your throat at every moment and you were the topic of every thought that popped into Rhea’s head. More than ever the both of you were head over heels for each other, just terrified the other wouldn’t reciprocate those shared feelings.

Your parents were completely unaware you’d be attending prom. You had informed them you were staying with a friend before immediately storming off to Rhea’s house. Rhea’s parents hadn’t a clue either, they were under the impression tonight would be just another night of the two of you doing nothing for hours then sneaking out to go for a drive at three in the morning. There truly wasn’t much reasoning behind this secret, you guys just wanted to have this night for yourselves without pestering parents. 

“Urgh! At this point I’m gonna go barefoot!” You could hear yet another pair of shoes be tossed to the floor. You slid off Rhea’s counter, stepped out of her bathroom and over to her closet. She was already in her dress tearing through a pile of shoes on the floor. “What has gotten into you Rhe’?” You leaned against the doorframe laughing at the fact that Rhea of all people was stressing over shoes. 

 Rhea rolled her eyes ignoring your banter. “Would it make me a hipster if I wore converse?”

“Oh absolutely, I dare you!” 

“You know I will,” Rhea retorted, picking up a black pair of the canvas shoes.

You chuckled before turning to return to the bathroom, letting Rhea know you were gonna change. You got into your dress with ease up until you came to the zipper on the back. You groaned in annoyance, reaching behind to your back attempting to wiggle the zipper to no avail.

“Rhe’, can you help me real quick?” You asked while popping your head out the door.

“Hm? What’s up?” Rhea turned around and questioned before making her way up to you, trying to keep her gaze from falling down to the hand placed on your chest, keeping the dress from completely slipping from your body.

“Zippers stuck,” You pouted, turning around. Rhea’s hand swept across the base of your neck, sweeping your hair to the side. You watched her through the mirror as she began fumbling with the metal, ultimately getting it to slide up your back.

After an awkward exchange of bashful looks the two of you finished getting ready in each other's company. You sat next to Rhea slipping into your shoes while she tied off her converse, took a handful of polaroid pictures together, then eventually snuck out Rhea’s window to begin your hike to the school.

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“Ouu! Ripley’s got a date!” Was whistled out by a classmate as you and Rhea made your way down the congested hallway, making Rhes roll her eyes.

“Shut up dickhead! We’re here as a joke.” Rhea rebutted, flipping the guy off as she carried on down the hall. 

Here as a joke but her flushed cheeks and sweaty hand gripping yours told a slightly different story.

“Dickheads always running their mo-” Rhea muttered, stepping into the crowded gymnasium.

“Shh. It’s fine, you shouldn’t worry about them.” You cut off Rhea, giving her hand a squeeze as you examined the starry night themed room. The area was dimly lit by blue leds and strings of fairy lights. Blue curtains decorated with paper stars draped over the majority of the walls while an array of tables adorned with bottles of fairy lights surrounded a dance floor full of teenagers.

You both seated yourselves near the stage where a live band was playing. Your legs pressed against one another as you fell into an array of conversations. Thirty minutes had managed to sneak by before your meaningless conversation was cut short by your biology teacher.

“You girls gonna sit here and chat all night? Go dance!” 

“But dancing is lame, Mr. Brown.” Rhea groaned while you both turned to face the man.

“I promise you that in ten years you’ll regret not doing anything at your senior prom. Seriously, go dance!” Your teacher stood behind you giving his words of advice. Rhea peeked over to you looking for your opinion. You gave her a ‘why not’ shrug before rising from your seat.

“But I don't even know how to slow dance.” Rhea whined to herself under her breath as she stood up. “If we have to dance, we’re dancing in the corner cause I’m gonna look stupid.” She stipulated.

You guided Rhea over to a secluded section of the dance floor near a wall, reassuring her that you also had no clue on what you were doing. 

“We’ll just do what everyone else is doing, Rhe’.” 

“I think this right,” Rhea unassuredly giggled with a racing heart, taking a hold of your left hand while wrapping her free hand around your waist. You shook your hair to cover your flushing cheeks as you brought your right hand to rest on her shoulder. The pair of you began swaying to the music while trying to hold back laughter, both in slight disbelief at your current situation. Prom was the last place either of you ever expected to be attending.

You were already trailing back into the pit of those sapphire eyes, drowning out all external noise you missed Rhea humming about how beautiful you looked. You were too occupied taking in the essence of your childlike crush to take notice of the grip Rhea had on your waist tightening. You were fully prepared to stare into those eyes all night, but Rhea was eager to run a risk.

A set of warm lips fell onto you abruptly, pulling you by the waist into a desperate kiss. All five senses rushed over your body, sending a rush of adrenaline through your bloodstream, placing you in awe too shocked to move.

Rhea forced herself to pull away, letting a sigh of relief out before the panic settled in, “Shit. I, god I’m so-”

Your thoughts had just now grasped what just happened.

This was a kiss that spent years in the making…you were not just gonna let it end like that.

Your hand slipped to the back of Rhea’s head, pushing Rhea back into the kiss, forcibly putting an end to her apology. She immediately fell back into your lips, closing her dilated eyes. While her tongue slid across your bottom lip begging to deepen the kiss, her hands slid up to cup your cheeks. Time slid away as the two of you fell into each other in your isolated corner of the gymnasium.

Rhea pulled herself from your lips breathless, her parted lips forming an open smile. She wanted more. You attempted to collect your thoughts while catching your breath. Both of you were attempting to draft a response while gazing into each other, because what do you say after tasting your best friend of five years?

“Cool.” You nodded

Rhea shook her head scoffing out a laugh, still making an attempt to regulate her breath. She took grip of your hand, giving it a squeeze before beginning to pull you into the hall without speaking a word.

“Wher-”

“Just follow me!” Rhea cut you off, rushing through the halls as she dragged you behind herself, both of you trying not to stumble over your dresses. 

She halted in front of the nurses office before fiddling with the keypad on the door, “God bless modern technology,” She muttered, managing to get the door open as you watched in disbelief. “Don’t even ask.” She chuckled, scanning the hall to make sure you were in the clear before tugging you into the room.

Once Rhea’s foot forced the door shut her lips directly got to work pinning themselves to your neck, nipping at the delicate skin. 

“Shit Rhe’, there might be cameras.” You pushed through a stunned whine. 

“There's none…” Rhea couldn't even pull her lips away from your skin as she spoke, “Wouldn't stop me either way, I’ve waited too long for this.” She grunted, dragging her kisses to your collarbone. “Now please tell me I can keep going.”

“I don’t think I could ever tell you to stop.” You pulled Rhea’s face to meet your eyes, whispering your confession. There was no need for Rhea to open her mouth, the look on her face alone told you that was exactly what she needed to hear.

“You have no fucking clue how long I’ve waited for this.” Rhea growled, grasping your cheeks as she pulled you over to the nurses twin sized treatment bed. 

She brought her legs to straddle over you, lowering her chest to hover over you. Rhea was attached to you like a dog, her lips were sloppy against yours as her hands snuck to pull up the skirt of your dress. 

Rhea brought herself between your legs, in a rush to finally get a taste of your core.

“Please…I’m begging you, please don't make me wait more than I already have.” Rhea looked up at you pleading.

Your heart was in your throat as you fervently nodded. “I wanna hear your voice,” Rhea begged, whispering out your name.

“Rhea, please just do anything, I need, I need you.”

With that said she hurriedly slid your panties down your legs, tossing them to the foot of the bed. Rhea was making it clear that tonight was her time to shine.

“Fuck, you’re perfect…” Rhea murmured, awed at the sight of your soaked cunt. Her arms tangled themselves around your legs. After years her tongue finally made contact with your delicacy, she preached a string of curses, finally getting what she was after. You propped yourself on your elbows to catch the sight of Rhea exploring your brand new world. You could feel a smirk between your legs as her eyes met yours, thirstily watching you watch.

“Tastes so good.” Rhea praised, sweeping her tongue through your folds before bringing herself to round your clit. You chewed on your cheeks to hush the moans escaping your throat as Rhea wrapped her lips around your sensitivity, allowing her to lightly suck at your skin. Your legs made an unsuccessful attempt at wrapping around Rhea’s head only to be overtaken by her hands, prying them open, giving her full access to devour your aching heat. 

The stealthy addition of two fingers into your emptiness was only amplifying the wobbly knees her mouth alone had created. Her fingers began steadily massaging into you, causing an arch to form over your back. The mixture of Rhea’s roaming tongue and grinding digits already had a knot forming in your stomach.

“Fucking Christ Rhe’, where the fuck did you learn all this.” You struggled out through moans. Rhea let out a soft chuckle as she continued to take your clit into her mouth, rolling her tongue piercing over your sensitivity.

Rhea gave your cunt one last kiss before she brought herself to face you. Now that Rhea had finally gotten a taste of your mouth she couldn't get enough, she had to return for more. Your lips once again blended together, your moans now slipping into Rhea’s mouth as her fingers curled inside your core. 

“God, you sound so beautiful.” Rhea admired, pressing her warmed forehead against yours while her digits continued toying with your clenching walls. Her thumb was soon added to the mixture of pleasure as it rubbed rhythmic circles over your bud. 

“Rhe’, I want to feel you against me,” You opened your eyes, pulling from her kiss while your hips rolled against her working digits. “Please.”

Rhea nodded, her eyes full of adoration, she’d do whatever it took to please you no matter if it took minutes or hours. She let her fingers come to a declined pace before withdrawing from your warmth. She stood up, licking her fingers clean before riding her dress up her legs and dropping her panties. She rushed to return to the bed pulling your leg into the air before propping a leg of hers next to your hip.

Rhea settled her heat against yours, letting out a heavy breath. She gradually started rocking her hips against you, mixing your slick together. You watched as the new sensation of pleasure washed over her, causing her jaw to drop open and her eyes to roll to the back of her head. 

“Just…just like that.” You whimpered as you began to grind your hips at a matching pace, chasing towards your climax. Rhea’s arm clung to your leg that was situated in the air for support as the sound of quiet moans and the rustling of dress fabric bounced around the room. 

“Feels so good, fuck.” Rhea quickened her motions, moaning out the nickname she created for you through heavy breaths.Rhea pushed herself further against you chasing her own high as you squirmed beneath her grinds. 

“Rhe’, I’m gonna cum.” You whined out, reaching for a hand to cling to. Her hand met you halfway, instantly taking you into her grip she pulled you up to meet her face. She was back to those oh-so passionate kisses she could now never get enough of. “Please, Rhe’!” You cried against her, her movements bucking against your cunt.

Rhea nodded into your kiss signaling for your release, her own climax just seconds away. Your series of moans brushed against Rhea’s lips as your orgasm washed over you, hers quickly following. Muffled whines echoed around the room as Rhea’s thrusts against you faltered.

After riding out your highs together, Rhea squeezed herself next to you on the tiny bed and rested her hand on your thigh, giving it a soft squeeze. “I swear to god if you say cool.” Rhea looked over at you giggling. 

“Unfair!” You joked, resting your head against Rhea’s chest. You both fell into silence simply taking in the moment, reflecting on everything that had just happened. Rhea peppered small kisses to the top of your head as you toyed with the fabric of her dress.

“We should probably get outta here before somebody finds us.” Rhea suggested, breaking the silence.

“Wanna go dance again?” You teased as you turned to face her.

Rhea quickly shook her head, “I’m never gonna dance again. I was so bad.” She laughed, “How about we go find a parking lot and makeout under the stars, hm?”

“I seriously would have never expected you to be all smoochy, Rhe’.”

“Look, I have like five years of kisses to make up for!”

[sl-ut]

even more streamer!ellie hcs

part one | part two

ellie is not at all embarrassed to admit that a large portion of her own fame was largely due to her connection to y/n

like ofc she was already fairly popular on twitch but its not like the average person who didn't watch streams would recognize her

she ends up making a new priv instagram bc she gains like 50k new followers in a month

she only has like maybe 100 followers on the new one and basically just posts random photo dumps, family photos, and especially the literal cutest and/or horrendous photos of her gf

posts a LOT on her ig stories on both accounts

her main pfp is deffffff some screenshot that she took of their happy little sim family or like their little minecraft guys standing side by side lol

ik i said before that she loves playing like the sims w her gf on stream, but she also LOVES playing roblox together

starting drama in dress to impress, causing havoc in bloxburg, making friends and enemies galore in tdi

her avatar is definitely so dumb like its probably the hamster or squirrel or like the most basic ass starter avatar with a shirt that has her gfs face on it

and her username is def like "y/nstan420" or something

when she's streaming alone she's more focused and serious (but still her silly little self) but when she's with others, esppppp if her gf is on with her, she defffff gives weston koury vibes like im actually giggling at this so hard

they both make tiktoks of each other

y/n once did the "watch my gf for me" trend and she came back to find ellie holding the phone and ranting about something so random like she was probably explaining her favourite theory about how the dinosaurs went extinct or something about planets and space idek

ellie doesn't really follow trends as often, instead just posting videos of her scaring her gf or pranking her or maybe even like mukbangs or something

loves to post fit checks before they go out to do literally anything

also likes to lipsync to dirty audios

the video always ends as she's about to get smacked upside the head

idk if i ever actually gave much backstory???? but here we go anyways lol

i think we've established that y/n is an up-and-coming actress

they met through a friend of dina's, who was a costume designer on the set of y/n's first big film

dina visited her friend on set on the last day of filming and she ended up getting an invite to the cast/crew party that night

jesse was tooooo busy to hang out with his bombshell gf ig???? so ellie got to go with her

she already knew who y/n was since she was starting to gain popularity and was immediately adopted by lesbian twitter

she was so nervous when she clocked her on the other side of the room

spent the whole night shuffling around the room to gain the courage to go talk to her

also spent all of that time trying to come off like the coolest chillest most confident masc ever like she wasn't constantly wiping the sweat from her palms lmaoooo

she finally was forced to lay on the moves when y/n came over to join in on the convo with her castmates

ellie made her laugh and vice versa

she shocked herself when she offered to grab another drink from the kitchen "for the pretty lady"

she immediately considered throwing herself off of the impossibly high deck

was even more shocked when the girl only laughed and hopped up to join her, fingers curling into her bicep

she totally wasn't flexing the whole time

dina was wandering around looking for her, way too drunk to be there much later considering that it was almost 2 am and had to work a ten hour shift tmr :(((

she didn't have much luck bc she never thought to check the upstairs guest bathroom

ellie constantly be fighting them uhaul lesbian rumours

but she actually was ready to upheave her entire life to follow y/n around the world

reposts any and all posts of her gf on her story

adds little hearts and stars and little taglines that earn her a scolding

like that one time she wore a tight-fitting corset on the red carpet that had the girls lifted to the heavens

she captioned it "i <3 my gf('s boobs)"

fights with haters in her gf's comment section

wears her gf's merch

omg the way she SCRUMPT when she saw the paparazzi pic of her girl wearing ellie's merch out on a random thursday

they hadn't even made it official yet

flirts with her gf in random comment sections lol

like y/n comments on dina's selfie and ellie is instantly replying to her

"u come here often?"

they have def been caught in compromising positions soooo many times

like by their friends, cast and crew members on set, y/n's manager, even the paps

ellie felt so boss when tmz posted a pic of her pressing her gf against the wall outside of the club they'd gone to on ellie's bday

els had her tongue down her gfs throat and both of her hands jammed up the front of her top, very clearly grasping and squeezing her breasts

they got a stern talking to from y/n's pr team but ellie actually didn't care

she def has phantom dick disorder in literally all aspects of her life

lets not forget that this version of ellie does not have experience in fighting and has not lived through an apocalypse so she's contextually less tough than normal ellie

but that doesn't stop her from mouthing off to assholes three times her size

don't get me wrong, she can hold her own and still works out on occasion, but she fr looks like a chihuahua barking at pitbulls when she gets yapping

speaking of, stoned!ellie absolutely loves when her gf be yapping

i love the dynamic of ellie doing a chat stream w her gf where ellie's got her in her lap, leaning back with droopy eyes and a dopey smile, still giving her gf all of her attention while her gf ends up being more of a "alert and yappy" stoned and is rambling about strangely philosophical topics and answering questions in chat

ellie is just sitting there just giggling and when her gf turns to her she just goes "ur so smart baby" and "u look so pretty rn"

omg omg omg i luv this pairing im never gonna stop writing them like

bonus: this is the vibe of the ck campaign i mentioned in the last part

[ravers8fantasy]

Okay so I think it was @sportacandy who requested this I accidentally deleted the original request, IF IT WASNT YOU THEN IM SO SORRY FOR TAGGING YOU AND IM SORRY TO THE PERSON WHO ORIGINALLY ASKED-

warning: gets more unhinged after the minor circuit, some swearing, some shenanigans yknow, just the usual APOLOGIES FOR ANY SPELLING MISTAKES

Punch out characters stuck in a room with each other for 24 hours😼

Glass Joe:

Hiding in a corner with Piston, Bear, Kaiser and Bull

Had to act out sponge bob when they were all playing charades, he didnt know though because he knew it as bob L'eponge (everyone lost it when he said the french name bless)

Fell asleep first and woke up with drawings all over his face, someone drew a weenie on his forehead. He was NOT happy about it

When they played blind mans bluff, he was too busy running away from Aran that he ran straight into Kaiser and got a fat nose bleed-

Von Kaiser:

Literally a ticking time bomb on legs, by the 5th hour he was on EDGE and was ready to get the flip out of there

Kaiser got into a fist fight with Soda because he accidentally choked and spat knock off pepsi all over his new boot's, he was NOT having it

Yelled at everyone who came near him, then fell asleep and scared everyone because he looked like he passed away

Was screaming bloody murder during blind mans bluff because Aran started crawling at him on all fours

Disco kid:

Had a wrestling match with Tiger for no reason whats so ever, fought like actual siblings tho-

"Dude, im gonna rip your mustache off so hard"

"im going to shove my toes so far down your throat also dont-"

"WHAAAAAAT"

Got a bit loopy and kept singing "party rock is in the house tonight", it started getting stuck in everyone's head so he got told to shut the fuck up by Sandman

Started a game of charades, lost his shit when Joe said he knew 'sponge bob' as 'bob l'eponge', he giggled about it for the remaining time they were there

started dragging Aran by his ankles during blind mans bluff because he kept scaring everyone by running around on all fours. ( by the way, no background music was playing whilst he was singing, so it was just pure awkward silence inbetween the verses)

King hippo:

Had snacks galore. He didnt want to share them they were his life line...

Until he Accidentally scared Kaiser awake and made him cry, he gave the remaining mango he had left to him and shuffled away akwardly-

Tried to nap, but Disco and Tiger started wrestling and screaming next to him so he just kinda sat there in the corner

Also got into a fist fight with Soda because he snatched his crown off and used it as a bat to hit Aran with during blind mans bluff

Piston Hondo:

Made a sort of safe house with Bear, Bull , Kaiser and Joe in a corner away from all the chaos

Was meant to imitate a chicken during charades but he got so embarrased he begged someone else to take his turn

Tried to pull Tiger and Disco apart whenever he thought their roughhousing was getting too dangerous

Screamed the most when they played blinds mans bluff, he jumped onto a random table but slipped of and broke it

(totally not inspired by the time I got thundercunted to the ground by a foldable bunk bed thing whilst playing blind mans bluff with my friends...)

Bear hugger:

Was a little confused as to why: Disco and Tiger were wrestling, why Kaiser was crying, why Joe had a nose bleed and why Aran was getting jumped by Soda with Hippo's crown... But he vibed anyway-

When the time came to sleep, he kept everyone up because this man sleeptalks

Started yearning for the outside as soon as the 5th hour set in, got giddy and started howling for some reason-

Was mid conversation with everyone about the first time he caught a salmon... But he never finished the story because he fell asleep

Great Tiger:

Just went up to Disco and started tackling him, then started screaming because Disco grabbed his mustache in self defense-

Was about to rap whilst most of the boxers were asleep, but a very grumpy kaiser shouted at him

was cheating in blind mans bluff by floating off the ground, so you can imagine what happened when his jewel fell off after all the roughhousing with Disco loosened it

When everyone eventually got bored he had a full blown debate with his clones about who is stronger, him or great tiger clone no.2

Don Flamenco:

Screaming like he was being murdered whilst Aran chased him on all fours during blind mans bluff

Kept talking about Carmen when everyone was trying to sleep. This drove all of them up the wall:

"you know... This reminds me of the time me and my wonderful amor, Carmen-"

"stop simping brah" "man seriously?..." "blyat does anyone have tissue my ears hurt" "SCHWEIGEN DU- just. stop... FUCK-" "you just ruined a vital moment in the manga I am reading Don." "im going to slap you... Then slap you again with all 3 of my clones." "everyone. Be quiet." "DON PAL, NO ONE CARES RIGHT NOW BUDDY PLEASE JUST STOP" "mon dieu, save me-" "FECK OFF YOU PIECE OF GOBSHITE, WHEN YOU WERE BORN YOU WERE SO UGLY THE NURSE SLAPPED YER MOTHER"

Started screaming like a fog horn because Macho bitch slapped his toupee off but its okay because it was an 'accident' (spoiler- it wasnt)

Kept leaning against the door dramatically and sighing, ended up falling asleep and he stayed there until someone threw something at him to wake him up

Aran Ryan:

So he threw a shoe at Don because he somehow fell asleep leaning on the door and no one wanted to wake him up cus they felt bad

ended up getting jumped by Soda and Sandman because he would NOT be quiet (he was so loud it was like he had a built in speaker)

Got yelled at for singing party rock, not because it was annoying but because he sang the lyrics wrong

"party rockers in the house tanighttt"

"its party rock IS not rockers in" "yeah🤨"

"dont be daft, really? party rock is in the-...oh it is"

Kept cheating during blind mans bluff by looking down underneath his blind fold so he could see where he was going. (im guilty of doing this-)

Soda popisnki:

Got his ass semi beat by Kaiser after ruining his boots, he thinks he gave Kaiser a concussion but is unsure

Absolutely thundercunted Hippo's crown at Aran, it left a massive dent in the wall so now he is getting fined for it (FREE HIM)

Somehow did an amazing impression of a tractor during charades which sent everyone, even Sandman couldnt stop chuckling about it

Got really 'intoxicated' off his soda and started dancing in the middle of the room and no one could stop him it was really bad-

Bald bull:

Tweaking out in the corner with Kaiser because he was very hangry

Had to be held back by Bear and Piston after Disco, Tiger and Aran sang 'party rock anthem' by LMFAO for the 5th time

Punched a hole through a wall at one point because he was angry, but then he felt really bad about it and got kinda sad

Shouted at Aran to leave him tf alone during blind mans bluff because he kept stroking his bald head (aran tf????)

Super macho man:

Said "totally didnt mean to hit your awesome wig dude" to Don after slapping his toupee (he totally meant it, he just really wanted to slap it)

Kept taking photos of himself with flash whilst everyone was trying to sleep, got pillows thrown at him by Joe and Piston

Broke his sunglasses during blind mans bluff and started WAILING like bro was SOBBING (he sat on them btw)

Got bored so he started flexing his muscles to keep himself entertained, ended up passing out because he forgot to breath-

Sandman:

Sat with Kaiser, Bull, Piston and Joe as they watched Tiger and Disco wrestle. They all had a deadpan expression and Sandy was really confused but decided it would be a better idea if he kept quiet

Found Aran running around on all fours amusing during blind mans bluff... Until Aran crawled towards him and his fight or flight kicked in

Saw Soda beating Aran up and decided to join in, got bored so he did some meditation with Piston

By the time everyone was going to sleep, he had distanced himself. He was in deep thought, not about anything serious, he was just wondering if what had happened in the last 24 hours was real or not-

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I hope yall enjoyed!! Bye bye!!

[rinstrumental]

ellie gf headcanons

# modern au. im in luv with her. this is so long oh my god its an illness

did karate from 1st grade all the way up to high school and basically considers herself your bodyguard

immediately offers you her hoodie without a second thought when you show the slightest signs of being cold. she lets you keep it too, of course. what kind of girlfriend would she be if she didn’t ???!!!!

she needs either your hands on her or her hands on you at all times. sosososo touchy and BIG on pda her kisses are inescapable. constantly has an arm around you or resting on your waist… the whole world needs to know. she’s actually insufferable i’m sorry but in the most endearing way ever how can you resist

“would you still love me if i was a ____???” she wants a serious answer too

genuinely thinks ur the prettiest person alive. which is kind of the bare minimum but she worships you truly

happy with any sort of date as long as it’s with you. fancy dinner? this is the only reason she keeps a suit and tie. staying in? what movie do you want, babe? running errands? she’s already waiting for you in the car!!!

speaking of cars she drives an old station wagon which used to be joel’s. ellie used to moan about how lame it was until you said that the back was perfect for sitting together during camping or stargazing…. and other activities too ;) wink wonk

gets flustered when she makes you flustered because you’re telling her that SHE did that?? she made u nervous??? shit man now shes blushing too

her love language is gifts she loves to spoil you with your favourite snacks and soft toys and even homemade gifts. she just wants you to see her in your room and have her on your mind as much as you’re in hers!!

it’s no secret that she’s an artist and it’s also no secret that her favourite subject to draw is youuu!!! her favourite thing to do is just have you sit across from her and draw what she sees

of course naturally that means she takes tons of pictures of you… to study for her drawings… and keep in her special photo album of you… and to look at when she misses you. Ofc

makes fun of you/teases you sometimes. she can be a mean bitch to other people but she would never actually hurt your feelings and you know that

ellie hates goodbyes. even if it’s after spending a full day together and you’re going to see her soon anyways… i just know she’s the kind of person who feels empty after hanging out with someone.

calls and texts about everything… and it’s always so cute :( she definitely has autocaps on

ellie: I drew you again!!

ellie: Hey babe I saw this funny bird it reminded me of u

ellie: I miss you so much. When can I see you again?

ellie: These cats r like us lol

keeps a pet gecko or something like that for sure. it’s you guys’ baby

her top two movie genres are horror and romance after that. the only reason romance is that high up is because it reminds her of you

does stupid romcom shit like hold a boombox outside your window. makes you mixtapes even though CDs are basically extinct (joel has a player thank god). corny pickup lines. asks you to be her valentine publicly. runs to your house in the rain. dances with you in said rain.

when she gets sick it’s like the end of the world omg… she needs u to be at her side 24/7 and hold her and keep her company and give her get well soon kisses, it’s essential to her recovery. doctors orders. he said it not her!

gets along so well with your friends and family. she does her research and takes this shit seriously! whatever it takes to make you happy because what’s better than watching your girlfriend get along with the people you love

she also takes her own family seriously - family time is important to her and she spends a lot of time with joel. it’s even better when you can join, some of her best memories are with the two of you

“i’m happy as long as you’re happy”

pet names galore. her personal favourite is just babe (classic) but when she likes others too (sweetheart, honey, darling etc she’s so cheesy it’s awful)

in conclusion she’s just a clingy sappy lesbian who’s absolutely head over heels for you. and you wouldn’t have it any other way <33

bonus: (these tweets that are so ellie)

[mewizard]

mh if i made the reboot pt 1. essentially thinking about my personal headcanons, if it was marketed to a larger audience and had unlimited budget, as well as catering to pop culture

flats n deets below!!

the goal i settled on was like. aspirational career monster high dolls but for weird tweens who might not otherwise play with dolls

so they keep the darker/edgier lurk and each would have a specific field or subject associated with them

which is inspired by the mythological world of teens being able to do whatever that's present in a lot of 2000s media,. high school movies yknow. mean girls type stuff. i miss that from g1.

frankie is ib medicine/biology + engineering to a degree

i think being a man-made freakshow kept pumping by electricity and stitches would mean frankie would be a good poster child for the medicore tumblrinas

their doll would come with an iv drip and teeny pillboxes and their prosthetic could pop off to be switched between dolls

main colours are pastel blue and pink with neutral white and yellow highlights

their possible legs include a shaker. like novi stars but with eyeballs

i imagine loads of frankie leg shaker keychains lmao so maybe you could turn them into charms

spin offs include plasters, science kits like lemon clocks and circuits, entirely take-apartable anatomy doll, and a lolita style monster ball dress with trousers bc thats just obligatory

i dont know whats going on with the sock i just saw it and im sorry

put yourself in clawdeen's shoes. youre an outcast kid in the 2000s, always felt a little different, always buried your face in your artbooks... only to find out at 16 you're actually the wolf you always dreamed you'd be. of COURSE this one is for the sparkledog girlies

her tagline is kill the part of you that cringes. <- joke. soz

clawdeen's academic focus is finance/marketing/graphic design

i did think about making it fashion but thats kind of boring for a fashion doll. sorry rainbow high

also she had that whole thing in g1 where her fave subject was economics iirc. eekonomics, even

anyway she would run the fake social media for monster high. maybe the magazine. tweens still read magazines, right?

spin offs include furry cover artbooks galore, a colour-your-own set

for some reason i keep coming back to the idea of those how to price commissions/adoptables guides everyone was all over making on instagram back when i used instagram but idrk how to work that in

tosses her. idk i just thought id draw my ideal texture doll.

main colours are neon purples and pinks with green highlights (also a smidge of yellow i might scrap)

[savnofilter]

Makeup Sex HCs

-> dabi/t. todoroki, s. todoroki, e. kirishima & k. bakugo

Dabi | Shouto Todoroki | Eijiro Kirishima | Katsuki Bakugo x [GEN]Reader

CONTENT WARNING(S): sexual content, makeup sex. 🧍🏽‍♀️

COUNT: 1.1K words [1-3 mins each].

READ MORE: masterpost + [students | bakugo | adults masterlists]

A/N: ive been wanting to write this for a hot min and now i finally did sjdjsjdn anyways this will be my last nsfw work for students. pretty anti-climatic but 🤷🏽‍♀️ i will be releasing the rest of my sfw stuff for them somewhere else so stayed tuned for that. 👀 ANYWAYS I AM SAUR READY FOR THE DABI CONTENT IM GONNA BUST 🥰 THANK YOU ANON AND HAPPY YEAR YALL. 🤢🤟🏽🤟🏽🤟🏽

if its serious & Dabi knows hes fucked up, hes gonna force himself to talk about it.

don't think that he’ll be mature 100% but he will communicate with you.

is a little manipulative (don't come at me we know he ain't at therapy) and might divulge to get into your good graces once again.

makeup sex with Dabi entirely depends on how serious he finds the situation.

if it's something super serious (to him) then he will not go for sex and will not want to be touched physically like at all. comfort wise too.

but when it's something where all you two need to do is properly communicate, he's actually more empathetic. you could almost say the makeup sex between you when this happens is more… intimate.

if submissive!Dabi is something you like, here he is!

don't expect him to go full on tho, he’ll just relinquish a bit more of letting you take control as a form of apologizing.

[+] only you have been able to see him in such a position… you better be thrilled.

gets more needy tho? the audacity… if you love brats there here he is.

tries to say stuff to throw you off, shit like if you're teasing him he'll say something along the lines of, “stop playing and come sit on my cock, doll.” or “look at you slobbering all over my dick, you greedy XYZ.”

a little whiney about it too, has no shame whatsoever, though.

if he's the one giving you head, it's very messy and sloppy like he's making out with your nether regions. his goal is to have you c(um)e undone and having you surrender your thoughts to him.

when you two actually get to fucking though, it's really rough and grabby at first. it's as if you two are trying to fight each other whilst also attempting to one up another in pleasure.

very much a lot of rough thrusting, pinning, bite marks, hickies and hand prints galore.

then it soothes out—once all the pent up energy is exerted you two transition into a more, and this is where I talked about earlier, intimate love making.

mumbling apologies, a teary eye if you manage to make eye contact with each other and soft mutterings of how good it feels.

it's like a rollercoaster ride of high and low emotions, the end result being the balance of both.

probably the same kind of style as Dabi.

honestly it wouldn't be surprising if the root of the makeup sex being unresolved things, as in the inner conflicts that you two don't even address.

quiet aggression waiting for its release between you two.

makeup sex would be more like a week or a few days after, where you two are probably having a normal session but then the pent up and forgetting energy comes up and gets released during the deed.

Todoroki grips you way more often and holds you close as if you might disappear in one second.

uses a lot of his hands and probably toys too to let out his pent out anger.

will have you bonded up so he can freely do what he needs to do with having to keep his attention divided by keeping you down and pleasuring you.

a ton of words of affirmation here, both you and him.

that's how it normally is, but he throws in some endearing terms a lot more this time around.

“that feel good, baby?” “who makes you feel good like this?”

his attention is solely focused on you and not so much his.

will probably edge you until the point where you both need to climax as he enjoys seeing you tear up and beg for him.

the makeup sex was probably about jealousy if we're being honest here.

Todoroki is just so emotionally constipated but he doesn't know how else express it.

is definitely working on it though.

probably the most emotional out of them lol.

Kirishima is the type to cry and be a mess, super emotional and empathetic.

isn't doing crazy positions or trying to rough you up, unintentional or not.

very much, “I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry” sort of attitude 😭

feel like when thinking of Kirishima, since he has this hidden, passive aggressive side that it'd transmute into rough handling but no I think he'd let all his barriers down for something like this.

would probably get rougher near the ending tho, like harder thrusts and more bite marks.

he wants to be in your good books again and is doing his best to be that again.

everything is sloppier too, just pure rawness tbh.

the makeup session may take place a few hours later or a day later, if it doesn't then that's how you know it's something serious that can't just be mended with a bit of physical bonding.

so in a way when you two make up like this, Kirishima feels grateful because of the unspoken common rules in your relationship.

he puts his all in to make sure that even with your disagreements he still loves you a lot. :’)

surprisingly so, i honestly believe makeup sex with this man would be soft.

it's passive aggressive at most, the only thing being harsh is the rough grip here and there or a little taunting whisper every so often.

lots of eye contact and just admiring you under him.

likes to be on top so he can shield you from everything else in the room and wants your attention all on him.

make up sex with him is smothering in the way that it's like he's trying to mold himself into you and only you.

doesn't care about what you guys fought about or disagreed earlier, he's more or so focused on the connection this will bring.

Bakugo is more quiet during this time, not really saying much but lets a few noises slip by every so often.

if he does talk, it's not very loud or aggressive, more of check ins like, “you okay?” “you like it when I XYZ?”

it's like Bakugo is treating you in a fragile manner, not wanting to shatter you or startle you. :’)

this is one of the times where his energy level isn't on 1000.

ALSO HAND HOLDING FOR SURE.

prefers to mostly do positions where he can see your face too, wants to make sure you're okay.

he's very mellow and the sort of energy is needed for the mending between you two.

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[amourtoken]

Hello, I’ve been thinking about your strip club Will blurb for days and I have things I would like to share.

Sugar 👏🏻 Daddy 👏🏻 Will 👏🏻

Became a regular client solely because he loves your company so much. Typically you can’t accept gifts, but Big Wallet Ramos over here has his ways. Lavish gifts galore: lingerie, perfume, shoes, jewelry, whatever. Maybe he’s thought about getting you a whole ass car but isn’t sure what you’d like. Maybe his heart races a little quicker when he shows up for his appointment and your wearing everything he gave you the week before. He knew you’d look good in it, but he underestimated how good you’d look in it. His head gets a little fuzzy when he smells that ridiculously expensive perfume he bought you on his last tour. He’s trying so hard to focus, but he’s getting a little dumb just from your proximity. Maybe he fell in love, but that would be crazy. Doesn’t everyone want to spoil and care for and make a home with a pretty girl?

Im being so fucking serious rn this might never leave my brain and is the best thing I've ever read dear GODd

funny thing is he originally went to your club at a joke, everyone on the crew was going and he figured he wouldn't like the atmosphere but went anyway after some prodding from his friends. He didn't expect to immediately trip and fall down 800 flights of stairs head over heels for you the second he laid eyes on you.

He has your number at this point so you always know when he's planning to stop by and it took a few visits but he's convinced you to meet him outside of work for a date that he's so fucking excited for he could cry.

I wouldn't say he's necessarily the jealous type either bc even if you're at work you're always wearing all the pretty stuff he's gifted you and nobody sets off butterflies in your tummy like Will does. He could happily sit back and watch you perform even if a million eyes were on you cause he thinks you deserve a spotlight and even if other guys comment on you, you're his girl at heart.

Back to that date, should I write something official abt it lol

[philtacular]

Thoughts on Summer Game Fest

Excited to see new projects for sure, but i hope folks can see that this isn't some beautiful replacement of the old corporate showcases, its just the next generation. Ask yourself, is this really any different than any other glorified ad space? Ask yourself, why is it more common to see non-creatives like CEOs on stage instead of the artists, writers, and programmers? Why is it that, of the creatives we do see, its folks who already have some flavor of fame? Where are the indies that arent backed by big publishers? Ask why is it that I can see more unique, original projects from a 20 minute walk-around youtube vid of an indie alley? Ask why half of the titles showcased at summer games fest will have a number after the title. SGF and TGA are built on fame and safe bets, under the guise of celebrating creativity. Most of the stuff you'll see will already have ads all over the internet, made by the biggest publishers in the business. Those games arent bad or evil, but they are established already.

This show is currently a spotlight for the big players, and a small mercy is given to a few smaller projects in between as the spotlight moves from fortnite to call of duty, from assassins creed to fromsoft. The festival celebrates success - not creativity. Creativity is messy and risky, and SGF stays away from this fairly clearly. Would SGF ever announce a game like Balatro, from an unknown? Not a chance. But would SGF love to showcase Balatro2? Guaranteed. SGF loves success, and is allergic to the risk inherint in creativity. And its why im so over these big shows. They are a big spotlight that highlights success - but the biggest changes to games and art come from the weirdos, the fanatics, the zealous creatives that have bad posture, that don't have a thousand employees, that don't have a studio.

FLAWLESS SEGWAY im really proud to be dropping the demo for my own game Death Machine into the steam next fest on monday. It's not a stage that only the successful get to ride, it is an actual gathering of people showing off their hard work from all walks of life. There will be good games, bad games, weird games, pretty games, ugly games, big games made on a zillion dollars, smol games made on no dollars, games made for fun, and passion projects galore. And THAT is where you will find "unknown dev makes smash hit in a basement", not SGF.

thanks for reading, pls support indies. anyways… rattles cup can a guy get a wishlist or two??? https://store.steampowered.com/app/2741830/Death_Machine/

[spidermans-l-o-v-e-r]

Tiger Stripes

Not your best Devon not your best

Pairing: Loki x reader

Word count: ….🥹

Notes: Sometimes NEVERMIND MID-NOTES I REALIZED IM CHANGING THE PAIRING anyway sometimes when I’m writing I ask myself “who am I obsessed with” and then I write about them. That’s actually how my dog also got his name *hyena laughing gif*. Ps I wrote these notes before writing the fic and I just have so much more to add like how I absolutely put a sweet mention of Frigga in this story because I’m FIXING it

⭐️Day 19: Marking⭐️

You sat on the couch in your room, relaxed and cuddled up under a blanket. The golden girls was being rerun and you didn’t want to miss it this time. You’d filled up the mini fridge in your room with snacks galore and got ready for a long weekend doing nothing. You didn’t exactly get a day off being an Avenger but there didn’t seem to be any alien crime waves at the moment.

You were a good two hours into your binge watching when dark green sparkles started to fall from the ceiling, shrouding you in a green haze. You smirked and paused your show.

“You can come in”

In a bright flash of green Loki appeared in front of you, he looked relaxed. He’d worn the soft forest green sweater you’d gotten him for Christmas and a pair of nice pants. Even when he was dressed down he was dressed up.

“What are you up to?” He asks, his hands clasped behind his back as he looks you over, biting his lip. You feel a bit shy under his gaze. Ever since he’d come to stay at the tower with all of you, the only agreement he’d accepted in order to be somewhat free you’d both taken a bit of a liking to each other. The others were weary, Clint wanted nothing to do with him and once you’d started to warm up to him he’d distanced himself from you. You felt a bit guilty but you understood and he’d regularly reassure you he still loved you.

“Just watching Tv” You sat up and pulled your knees closer and bundled up your blanket. “Do you um- do you want to join me? I have snacks!” You reached your hand out snuffing the fire out on your candles.

He sat down, closer than you’d expected and put his hands in his lap, flexing his long fingers. He rolled up the sleeves of his sweater and looked at you.

“What kind of snacks?”

You stare for a moment, blinking slowly at him. Admittedly you had a tiny bit of a weak spot for those arms and you had a tiny inkling he knew this.

“Things I think you’d like. Skittles and Starbursts and some different kinds of chips. SunChips to be exact! They’re the cheesy kind which is the best flavor.”

He listened to you, watching your lips the entire time. You weren’t even sure he was listening until he looked up at you.

“How do you get a sun into a chip?”

You snickered a bit as you got up from the couch and walked past him, grabbing a couple snack sized bags and two poppi sodas, you’d given him one a couple weeks ago and he became obsessed with the drink. Strawberry lemon to be exact. You made sure Tony kept it stocked up in the main fridge.

“That’s just the name Loki it’s not actually the su-“ you’re cut off by Loki pulling you into his lap, you land in his lap with a quiet “oof” as he gets comfortable, putting his legs up on the ottoman in front of him. He arranges you easily, his god strength setting you up with your back against the armrest and your legs in his lap. He takes the sodas and opens one for you, handing it to you and then opening his own.

“Are you comfortable my pet?” He asks as he opens the bags of chips as well, setting them in your lap.

“I-I no yeah I’m yeah I’m good. This- you’re this is comfy you’re- you have a nice lap??” Your voice is higher and he shakes his head, a slight smile on his lips. You take one of the chips and hold it up to his mouth.

“Say ah”

He opens his mouth, staring into your eyes and your cheeks heat up as you feed him. He takes a second, looking thoughtful as he chews it. Only Loki could look thoughtful and regal while eating a freaking chip.

“You were right, Y/N… I don’t hate them nearly as much as I thought I would”

You roll your eyes playfully “You know you don’t have to always go into things hating them. You don’t have to automatically hate everything!”

“I don’t hate everything automatically.” He raises an eyebrow.

“Oh yeah name one thing!” You cross your arms and smirk at him, sassing right back.

“I’ve never hated you.”

Loki wasn’t really paying attention to the show you were watching, instead his eyes were on you. You’d started to fall asleep a bit as you sat in his lap. Eventually he’d put his arm around your shoulders and sort of cradled you. He smelled so good, something other worldly like you’d never be able to put a finger on it but like it was made just for you.

“Do you want me to turn it off?” He asks as you turn into him, your facing burying in his chest.

“Watch it for me” you mumble as you nuzzle into your blankets. He watches as you fully fall asleep, your head falling onto his shoulder. He traces your cheek softly, watching you lean into his touch. It’s cute when you’re like this. He picks you up carefully bringing you over to your bed and pulls back the covers, setting you down. You wake slightly and pull his hand

“Stay with me… please?”

He was never really sure he had a heart anymore. Most days he’d spent trying to atone for the things he done to no avail. Yet here you were, a tiny little MidGuardian asking him to stay. The horrible things he could do, the horrible things he had done. None of it meant anything to you, you saw things he couldn’t see in himself anymore, if someone as sweet and wonderful as you could see it then maybe he wasn’t a lost cause after all.

“As you wish”

He laid down under the covers, they weren’t as soft as Asgard’s bedding. But it didn’t much matter when you were there. He laid next to you, a bit awkward at first. You curled up against him, laying your head on his chest. He put his arm around you and pulled you into him a bit more, your leg over his.

He laid still as you slept, afraid he’d wake you. His magic flowed from his fingers, snaking around your body and keeping you asleep. He’d started to fall asleep himself when a sharp knock at the door snapped him out of it, you rolled over and hummed irritably as they knocked again. Loki eased himself out of bed and over to the door. Was anyone supposed to know he was in there? Did you want people knowing you two met up alone? He opened the door, a stone mask as he looked at his brother.

“What” he sounded irritated

“Oh I apologize brother have I gotten the wrong room?” He looks around a moment, but your name is on the door… in fact the door is decorated to match your personal style, they all had doors like that.

“No. What do you want with Y/N?” He hears you stir again and steps outside, shutting the door behind him.

“I was just coming to see if she was in the mood to spar with me… she is a worthy opponent. What are you doing here?”

Thor eyed Loki suspiciously, it wasn’t like Loki to leave his room let alone be in the company of someone other than him. Even then he only barely tolerated Thor so he wasn’t always so alone.

“I don’t believe that’s any of your business brother dear” the words are scathing but they don’t bother Thor much anymore.

“I believe it is, it’s my job to make sure you’re on your best behavior and sneaking into Y/Ns room does not seem like it is your best behavior.”

“Who said I was sneaking!” Loki is always irritated but now he’s getting upset. Why would he ever do anything to hurt you, he couldn’t imagine ever hurting you.

“Brother please” Thor reaches out to him, putting his hand on his arm. “I think you have misunderstood my meaning-“

“What could you have possibly meant! Why would I ever lay a finger on Y/N. I will have you know that I have done very well keeping my distance. She doesn’t even know the ends of the power of which I possess! Am I really so bad to you that you think I would lay my hands on her? That I would curse her?” Loki clenches and unclenches his fists as he goes off, the very thought of any harm coming to you causing him to lose it mind.

Thor grabs Loki’s shoulders giving him a bit of a shake. “Loki- please Loki, let me finish. I was teasing, I said what I said only in jest brother. Steve and I have talked and he thinks you’re falling for her. I told him I did not think this to be true. I deeply apologize for offending you please, please don’t be mad at me”

Loki freezes, looking down at his feet. The rage he’d been feeling dissipating as he looks back up at Thor.

“You don’t think it to be true?”

“I’ve never known you to love Loki, and I do mean that in the way of a partner. I know you are capable of love… I just didn’t think anyone to be good enough for you.”

“You think I’m capable of love?” He looks at him and for the first time Thor feels it, he feels as though he’s finally having a moment with his brother. He has to count to 10 in his head so as not to ruin the moment and freak out. There’s time for that later. Totally. He’s gonna do it too he’s gonna run all the way to Steve’s room and pray to the all-father he doesn’t walk in and him and Bucky again. He takes a deep breath to compose himself.

“Of course I do Loki. We have our differences we have fought for years… but I know deep…deep….really deep down you are capable of loving someone.” Nailed it!

Loki looks at him, an eyebrow raised. He doesn’t like this moment with Thor it feels too sappy… too..brotherly. But he might as well throw him a bone every few centuries.

“What if I did love her?”

“Tell her. Mother would be so proud to see you finding someone finally. Finding someone you deem worthy.” Thor is starting to get a bit excited and Loki rolls his eyes.

“H-how do I tell her” he says through gritted teeth. He can’t believe he’s doing this.

Thor loses his cool for just a minute, a wide smile on his face as his hands squeeze Loki’s shoulders painfully.

“Just tell her brother, tell her as you have told me. Y/N is intelligent I’m sure she knows how you feel, it’s quite obvious she is smitten with you as well”

Loki pushes Thor away throughly done with this moment. He opens your door again, stepping back into your room.

“Should anyone find out about any of this, please remember I know how to shape shift.”

He shuts the door softly, rolling his eyes as Thor gives him a giddy double thumbs up. You’re still asleep thankfully as he gets back into bed with you, pulling you back onto his chest. You sigh softly and look up at him, your eyes heavily lidded.

“I thought you said you’d stay”your voice is rough with sleep.

“My brother needed me for a moment I apologize beloved.” He says softly as he strokes your hair. Your cheeks heat up a bit and you nod

“Oh… okay that’s fine I guess” you lay your head on his chest again and it’s quiet for a bit, the show running quietly in the background.

“Y/N?” Loki sounds hesitant “I- there’s something I’d like to-“

He’s interrupted by your phone ringing, you sigh and get up to climb over him but he stops you so you’re seated in his lap. Your cheeks are hot as you reach for your phone on the bedside table and answer it.

“Oh hey Banner! What’s up?”

Loki sits up, his face close to yours. You pull back a little but he leans in closer again.

“You want me to come to the lab when?”

Loki stares at you, his arms snake around your waist and pull you against his chest. He dips his head and rubs his nose against your neck first, inhaling your sweet scent

“Hang up the phone” he whispers in your ear as he kisses your neck, it’s innocent at first as innocent as that possibly can be. But he starts sucking softly, he rolls a soft circle with his tongue as he hands grip your waist.

“I- I’m sorry what? W-what was the question again?” You give Loki a weak shove as he walks his fingers up your body, over the curve of your breasts and wrap them gently around your neck. He tilts your head to the side a bit and starts sucking on your neck again, kissing down a path to your collarbone

“I believe I asked you to hang up the phone.” His fingers squeeze gently against your neck cutting off all thoughts as you groan lowly. He bites at your collarbone, leaving a dark bruise there almost immediately and you yelp.

“No no! I’m no!” Your voice is slightly strained. “Can I- can I call you back Bruce? Yeah thanks okay bye.”

He pulls your phone away and tosses it across the bed not even bothering to see if Bruce hung up, he pushes you down by your neck flat onto the bed and climbs on top of you, hovering his body a bit.

“I expect to be obeyed, darling.” He purrs in your ear as he squeezes your neck a bit harder. You know there’s gonna be bruises when you look in the mirror. You nod as best you can your eyes wide as you stare up at him. You’re starting to feel a bit dizzy as he leaves his mark, trailing dark hickies over your breasts. He finally lets up on your neck and you gasp a bit.

“L-Loki?” You ask, your body hot and your cunt dripping for him already.

“Are you seeing anyone?”

You feel a warmth spread over your body, it’s soft and soothing.

“No?” You watch as two golden bracelets appear around your wrists. They match the golden horns you’ve seen before.

“Would you wear my signet, Y/N?”

“Y-you mean the- the?” You make little horns on your head with your fingers and he chuckles.

“Yes, my helmet. I can… here.” He takes your arm and turns it over, rubbing over the skin softly. You feel a small burn, nothing too painful as a small golden helmet with a snake wrapped around it appears on your wrist.

“I can take it off- if- if that’s what you want… I just. I’m not asking you to marry me- not yet anyway but-“

“Yet-??”

“I want you to know I care about you. I want you to know that if any man were to even look in your direction I’d behead him before he even had the chance to speak. I would gut him like a-“

You grab him by the collar and yank him down to you, kissing him passionately pushing your answer to him as best you possibly can. His body is frozen for a moment before he melts into you, groaning against your lips as you run your fingers up his elegant neck and through his hair.

“Loki” you laugh as you pull away slightly. “Loki are you asking me to be your girlfriend?”

“It sounds so juvenile when you put it like that” he looks disgusted and you giggle as you kiss him again, a light little peck on his lips. You look at your arm, the gold shining no matter what way you turn it.

“Oh so you don’t? Want to be my boyfriend?”

“Of course I want to be your boyfriend, Y/N” he looks exasperated that you’d even suggest he didn’t want to and you smile happily, hugging him to your chest.

“About time you asked”

He rolls his eyes and you giggle, looking at the golden bracelets on your wrists.

“What are these?”

He smirks as he grabs your arm, kissing it softly.

“A surprise, I’ll show you how to use them in the training room later.”

[blorbologist]

hello did you say something about a lotr style retelling of campaign one???? if you're willing please do tell

Hi anon - this one likely won't be written for ages yet, I'd be happy to <3

So it's a very amorphous idea (like my Filles du roi AU) because I want to reread the books front to back before touching the project. But the ghist of it is that it'd be a mythological retelling of Campaign 1 with a similar framework to LOTR - a book built from the accounts of a few characters and them getting accounts from their friends / likely flat-out imagining some shit (hard to get a Sauron POV), written in prose of Tolkien's style. Characters will sing beautiful songs mid-battle, the hearts of men and their like are fundamentally good, and etc.

Here's the thing: Scanlan is the primary author, here, so he deliberately exaggerated and switched up a lot for the sake of the story. It might actually follow TLOVM's plot more closely than canon, because it already does a lot of the streamlining he would want to do.

I figure he only publishes this in his old age - when only he, Keyleth and Pike are left - and the girls both think the rest of the party would be delighted by this story so they don't go out of their way to correct it. Also Scanlan clearly worked hard on it with all the prose, illustrations, poetry and songs - it's a love letter to Vox Machina. (Some sections are from Vex when she was still around, with notes she got from Percy's journals. Tbh half the poetry is his, and all the Celestial.) There are also probably contributions (coughcorrectionscough) by Keyleth and Pike.

BUT ENOUGH WITH THE SAD SHIT

The main problem would be finding the right balance of LOTR elements and nailing the writing style. But I'm excited!

My thoughts so far include:

Given this is Scanlan writing this story, he and Pike are the main characters, taking up elements of Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin. Making them get separated and be present for the reclaiming of Whitestone (battle of Pelennor Fields, Merry & Pip) and their bond being pivotal to defeating the dark lord (Frodo and Sam. Pike doing the 'but I can carry you' thing <33)

Percy just... is Aragorn. It's stupid perfect for him: heir to an empire fallen from grace heavily associated with white and trees, hello?? Except all his names are part of his full name, not a host of aliases and titles.

Vex would likely be a combination of Faramir (ranger of Gondor, daddy issues galore) and Éowyn (I AM NO MAN, close friendship to one of the hobbits/gnomes, Trinket could be her horse). Both of them have a close bond with a brother that makes things absolutely heartbreaking. Except given she’s both Faramir and Éowyn she gets to smooch Percy-Aragorn, and their roles in the House of Healing are swapped (true love's crit).

Vax would likewise steal elements from Frodo (tragic bearer of the burden, cannot really go home) and Boromir :)

Keyleth and Grog neatly slot in with Percy as the Three Hunters. Grog and Percy n Kiki and Grog friendship time <33

Scanlan compresses the timeline so multiple great forces of evil act at the same time. Vecna is obviously Sauronlike, with a great evil land of evil. Undecided if the Briarwoods are Saruman (manipulation, sorta serve the great evil for their purposes) or Denethor (stewards of the white city, motivated by despair and in a twisted way love). Conclave could be akin to the Nazgul, or Saruman (Raishan namely, plus Saruman of the Many Colors = Chroma Conclave).

Look getting the balance Right between LOTR and CR and TLOVM is gonna be a bitch is what I'm saying, but taking some elements from LOTR would make it more fun.

Anyways apparently the theatrical edition doesn't include Éomer's cry of agony when he finds Éowyn on the battlefield???? Or Pippin looking for Merry amidst the corpses long after dark? I only ever watch the Extended Edition so im Heartbroken :c

Anyways watch this and think of the Twins (Éomer and Éowyn), Percy (Aragorn), and Pike & Scanlan (Merry & Pip):

[jellyaibo]

i want to hear ur thoughts abt object terror, you philosophor

so disclaimer i havent seen OT in fucking months so this insane ramble isnt gna be. the best but

object terror is one of the best worst fucking object shows ive ever seen, literally the PRIME example of some edgy kid trying to make an object show that isnt ur grandmas object show. no. this is the REAL shit and they say SLURS and theres BLOOD and GORE (yes im serious theres blood and gore and death but itsnot that bad, definitely a bit shocking if u didnt expect it to happen tho)

theres also shitty voice acting and terrible mic quality galore, EX: theres a fucking cup that had this dogshit mic for the longest fucking time and it deadass sounded like bro was talking into a washing machine ohmy god, i remember there was a clip of him going around on twitter a while ago cuz of this (i think that was my first time seeing anything from OT too so theres that)

OH and theres cactus, i barely remember anything abt him but he had this fucking emotionless voice that made me HYSTERICAL. there was a scene where someone got him pissed and he said "you take that back" with. absolutely no emotion at all and since then me and my friends keep fucking quoting that line cuz its the funniest fucking shit ever

btw that slur line i said earlier wasnt a joke, one of the characters straight up drops the R SLUR in the FIRST EPISODE (funnily enough, that character became the creators objectsona i think? ik they kinda used him as a mascot for a bit which is so fucking funny) tho i dont think they drop anymore slurs after that but dont take my word on it

anyways i gotta talk abt my favorite fucking part abt this fucking show before i get to. mint

THESE FUCKING CUNTS.

before i watched object terror i got fucking warned abt these two because there was a . homophobic scene w them or some shit and i had NO idea what it was for the longest time so i was really excited to see what object homophobia was gna be graced upon my faggotly eyes

and then theyjust. started making out randomly. LIKE OUTTA NOWHERE and there were other characters there that were gna try to attack/kill them? but then they saw them kissing and were like omg ewww boys (i think. the stuff that happens after this scene is kinda blurry tbh and im NOT gonna go back and watch the clip to see what happens ok. i REFUSE) and im sorry but thats the best fucking object show scene ever

AND LIKE? IDK? MAYBE ITS JUST ME BUT I DONT GET WHY I SAW PPL SAY THIS WAS HOMOPHOBIC???? i dunno maybe its just me but like these two just kissed while watching tv and eating chicken AND NOTHING BAD HAPPENED TO THEM!!! THEY LITERALLY WON IMMUNITY BY THE END OF THE EPISODE TOO. THEY WON. THE GAYS WON. and its so fucking funny to me bro object terror LOVES the gays

ok now i need to talk about mint im sorry i hate this fucking thing so much I NEED TO KILL HIM WITH A ROCK!!!! FFFUCK!!

hes literally just taco ii but 100x worse, i dont even like tacos evil arc or whatever cuz i always found her annoying BUT MINT IS SO MUCH WORSE

never in my. almost 2 years of watching object shows have i ever hated a character so fucking much LIKE GENUINELY THIS THING MAKES ME SO FRUSTRATED. hes just that. lol XD random character FOR THE WHOLE SERIES. just annoying and loud and does literally fucking nothing AND THE JOKES W HIM ARE SO FORCED I SWEAR THEY STOPPED . EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOING ON IN AN EPISODE JUST TO FOCUS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKER CUZ HE WAS GONNA DO SOMETHING FUNNY. im not mad that im missing out on some "juicy" object terror "lore" im just pissed that i have to see this fucking disgrace on my screen

oh and in the latest episode (as of now, the series isnt actually finished yet and i hope to god it never gets continued) SUDDENLY mint has a fucking arc THAT WAS NEVER FORESHADOWED AT ALL IN THE SERIES!! SO SUDDENLY HES A SMART GENIUS THAT COULD DO ANYTHING CUZ HE HAS MACHINES N SHIT AND A WHOLE ASS LABORATORY ??????? THEN HE FUCKING DIES

do you know how many fucking. mid and uninteresting characters we had to lose for him

DO YOU KNOW THE LOSSES I HAD TO DEAL WITH CUZ OF HIM

he lived for too fuckig long in this show dammit it pisses me off that he's even a character that exists . i blame him for being the reason why i hate joke characters (except david ily david bfdi)

i dont wanna talk abt him anymore im gonna

OK OK BUT. 1 more thing. smore

smore is this guy that they introduced later on in the series and hes a FUCKING. DEMON FROM HELL and i need him so bad actually

i think at some point he tries to . kill mint too so im literaly making out with him rn oh my god HES SO

im so mad hes in object terror IM GETTING YOU OUTTA THERE BABY ‼ ‼ 🗣🗣

honestly tho he was so cool im a little mad that they introduced him so late into the show CUZ WE ONLY SEE HIM FOR LIKE 2 EPISODES GRAHHHH RAAGHHHH babygirl

anyways thats it i feel like theres more but im not gonna wring out any more object terror knowledge from my brain i think that'll kill me

hope u enjoyed my insanity anon heres a loser . hope this heals you

[the-iron-tipped-quill]

Cyber Angel Cynthia (part 2)

i did not think id churn this out so fast but fuck here we are

too many friends of mine wanted more of the angel so here we are i wrote more

(im looking at two mutuals specifically)

if this is well received again ill write a 3rd part

as mentioned in the last part, content warnings galore (there is a detailed torture scene here please dont read this if you dont like that)

as usual divider credits to: samspenandsword and saradika

people to be tagged: @chevcore @bluebeepboop @aliceslimegirlsupreme @steamfunkoo7 @spookychan360

Writing under the cut! Please heed my warnings and enjoy the writing!

“Jamie, question for you? While your out today can you pick up the grocery order?” My roommate asked me.

“I got you, anything else you need Ren? I’ll pick up some stuff while I'm out, got another client to meet.” I said, grabbing my backpack. 

“Nope, see you when you get back.” 

I walked out the door, hearing the click as the door shut behind me. I kept making sure my voice didn’t slip. I didn’t need them knowing the truth. 

I headed for the stairs. Hopping onto my bike, I headed for the bar I was set to meet the client in.

After a couple minutes, I arrived at the bar. I looked around for my client before being waved over by a guy towards the end of the bar. 

“Got a target for you to send off. Grab the  details here. You’ll send them off for the angel won’t you J?” The man in front of me asked.

“Always will Ry. I can only imagine how happy Cyn will be with another contract. Let’s have her work her sadistic magic shall we?” I said, smiling at Ry. 

“I’ll be tuning in. It’s always a delight to see her work. Although I gotta ask. Why are you the only contact point to get to the angel herself. Is there something between you two Jamie?” He asked me, smiling strangely. 

“Nah, nothing of the sort. Just got trust issues is all, and anyways we’ve known each other since the womb practically.” I replied casually, lying through my teeth. 

“Anyways, a toast to a new job? Or do you got places to be J?”

“A toast, but then I gotta be off, I have some stuff of my own I gotta do.” I said smiling. 

“Cheers then.” 

I downed the glass, pushing it towards Ry. “I’ll be off then. You have my number if you need me.” I said, sliding my helmet on and heading out. 

The next person up for judgement has been revealed. Off we go then. 

“Another audience member. I see his donations come in regularly. Such a shame he won’t be lining my pockets again.” I said with a sigh. “Ah the sacred audience, that's a new title for them.”

A giggle resounded in my head. I pulled my bike over into a side alley and started to rub my temples, trying to shut it up.

“You really think you can silence me?l” I heard her say, clicking her tongue. 

My vision went black, I lost any sense of control I thought I could hold. 

“He always forgets. I prefer not to be lied about. I am apart of him just as much as he hates to admit it.” 

“Cyn, you can’t do this while we are out. Cyn please. Please.” 

“What a shame Jamie, what a shame.” 

“CYNTHIA-“ I tried as I felt myself get silenced.” 

“Even you must be judged. You may be the face behind me, but that matters little to me.” 

I overpowered Jamie. Taking over the body and shifting it to appear as myself. Not cyber angel but a more, normal girl. A previous version of Jamie. Just to make it worse for him. 

“Groceries were next on the to do list today I believe.” I said, pulling the bike back onto the road and heading to go pick up food for both Jamie and his roommate. 

“I’m here to pick up the order for Jamie Harris?” 

“You a friend of his?”

“Of a sort, he’s a little under the weather right now, asked me to pick things up.” 

“Sounds good, he already got the payment in. He’s a good guy.”

“I'm well aware” I said as I walked out, setting the destination to the apartment. As I approached closer and closer, I thought about the next person up for judgment. Quite a strange man. I set up my searches to find him as I walked up the stairs, knocking on the door as i dropped the groceries off with a note. 

Heading back out again, I started to track down my target. A man named Thomas Treaty. What a name he has, shame he won’t actually have his name stated as he dies. 

I tracked him as he drove back to his apartment. He didn’t even get to make it through the door before I had him slumped over unconscious. 

“Cyn. Let me handle this part.” Jamie said,  begging to take over again. 

“Fine fine. You prepare him for the stream then.” I said, retreating as Jamie took proper control again. 

I clutched my head as she retreated away. 

“Now to bring you home with me.” I said, setting up one of my augments to animate him getting into the car with me. 

“Off we go home again.” I said, checking to see what this strange man has in the way of augments. 

I set him down on the table. I got to work removing his augments slowly. So many damn things to remove. Lot of expensive ones to sell though. At least a hundred thousand for all 9 pieces. 

“Let’s get you set up for the stream.” I said, picking him up and setting him down in the streaming room. Tied up and gagged. I left him to head upstairs for a brief moment. 

I saw Ren at the table tinkering with some kind of new augment. I went into my room, grabbing something new for Cyn this stream. 

I headed back down to the basement, setting it into the weapons corner. 

“Your turn Cynthia.”

“The Cyber Angel appears once more. My my do I have a treat for you all tonight! It is a double stream tonight! 10 hours of your lovely Cyber Angel! Now how do we judge the man in front of us everyone?” I said smiling. With a voice a little too cheerful for someone about to torture a man for 10 hours.

“What to use on you first is the question..” I said, grabbing a personal favorite to start. 

“Another member of the sacred audience judged.” I said, slamming a metal pipe into his rib cage. 

I kept watch as the audience requests poured in, but one message in particular caught my eye. A person claiming to know the judged. They told me to keep beating him with the pipe. 

“Apparently a friend of the judged is here with us. According to them, this is exactly what they want. I did just get a fun new toy for this stream.” I said smiling as I pulled out the set of surgical scalpels. “A lovely donation from one of you in the sacred audience.” 

“I think we can take a limb or two off, wouldn’t you agree?” I said, watching as the audience went wild. The numbers climbing higher than I had ever seen. 

“I think our judged is a little frozen in fear. Any ideas for how we get him to scream at least a little bit?” I asked, watching as the money piled sky high. 

I grabbed one of the scalpels, slowly cutting off the skin around his elbow.

I picked up my saw, and slowly began to saw away at the bone. 

“Unfortunately he isn’t a screamer. A shame, but not much you can do.” I said sadly as I tossed the arm away. “We do need to keep your head intact for the finale.” 

I laid him on the floor, looking down at him with a smile as I slowly cut the skin around his heart away. It was a pain to avoid the broken ribs, but I managed to cut around them. I took a second to carve my name into his arm. ‘Cynthia’ was carved very badly into his right bicep, and ‘Cyber Angel’ on his left. 

He wasn’t in good shape at the very end, and as the timer approached 10 hours, neither was I. I smiled as I saw the timer hit 9:59:50 and as I grabbed the metal pipe I adored to use on those I judged, I slammed it repeatedly into his skull, shattering it into as many pieces as I could. Laughing hysterically as I did so. Ending the stream, I collapsed onto the floor.

I awoke the next morning collapsed in the stream room. I managed to end the stream in my tired haze.  Blood, skin and bone covered a good chunk of the floor. I sighed as I started to clean it all up.

What a mess things are becoming.

[maiverie]

vice versa — ft. yang jungwon (preview kinda)

you have a date with your crush. you’re also trapped in a boy’s body. what the fuck now?

synopsis: you’ve been in love with park sunghoon for years. five gruelling, torturous years. and barring that one time you sharted (shit + farted, duh) in your pants in front of the whole school, sunghoon has never noticed you — until one day, you finally summon the courage and ask him out to a date. . . and he fucking agrees.

obviously, you completely lose your shit. you’re over the moon. you can’t stop smiling. you even brag to your cat about how you and sunghoon are going to grow old with five thousand children in a cottage home with a white picket fence.

however, in a horrific turn of events, you suddenly wake up on the morning of said date and find yourself in a boy’s body. it’s not just any boy’s, either — it’s yang jungwon’s, who, by the way, does not have your best interests at heart.

pairing: yang jungwon x fem!reader

genres: romance, crack, fluff, light fantasy, high school | oneshot

au(s): body swap au, k-drama inspired, “no no no no this cannot be fucking happening why do i literally have a penis no no no no no WAIT FUCK I HAVE A DATE WITH MY DREAM MAN IN LIKE THREE HOURS???” au, jungwon likes to tease you, crack galore &lt;3

contents: a series of unfortunate events in which u simp for the untouchable ice prince sunghoon but get severely cucked by the fact that u and jungwon swap bodies ☺ —or— you and jungwon are the main characters of a modern fairytale (crack version) and somehow fall in love ?!

warnings: swearing, lowercase intended, some crude humor

spotify playlist !

a/n: yes this fic will be absolute chaos BUT IM SAUR READY FOR THISSSS :DD this is actually my entry into ely’s collab; the theme is ‘k-drama inspired’ so i picked secret garden bc i thought body swap romcom would be funny SKDJF anyway omg i hope u give this fic a chance! :> thank u sm for checking this out ehhe &lt;3

taglist is open for when this is released ! :>

PREVIEW NOTES

full release date tba. definitely before dec 7 (collab deadline) though hehe

est. word count: 10k+

taglist is OPEN for anybody that would like to be notified when this oneshot is released :> just send an ask, dm or reply !

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please support me via liking, reblogging w tags & interacting! ♡ thank u sm for reading, hope u enjoy this one :> my other works can be found here.

[a-slut-for-smut]

Dearest Slutty,

Any smutty smutty head cannons for Levi/Mikasa that you would be comfortable sharing? (The dirtier the better)

Sincerely, a fellow slut for smut

LOLOL oh god i tried to keep a straight face when i read this but failed spectacularly, the very thought that you -my dear horny anon- would entertain the notion that moi, THE SHAMELESS, could possibly be uncomfortable with sharing smutty smutty RM headcanons just SLAYED me, i am on the FLOOR

*ahem* Anyway, to ask your question- DO I???? Oh boy, make sure you buckle up honey this will be a wild one :D

Smutty headcanon 1 - Bondage

With all those harnesses and straps involved with the ODM gear. it's only natural these would come into play during sexy times. Headcanon that on special occasions they like to wear the ODM harness and nothing else- its particularly handy as it allows them to have a solid grip to keep the other in a steady/prone position whilst the other goes to town on them, or use the straps to tie the other up YAAS POWER DYNAMICS GALORE

Smutty headcanon 2 - Mile high club*

Yall know how Levi and Mikasa are naturals at ODM gear? Headcanon that they use this fact to their advantage but anchoring themselves high on a ceiling (somewhere big like the mess hall) and having public kinky sex. Bonus when people actually enter the room unawares, with Levi makes a point to keep railing Mikasa who is desperately struggling to keep quiet/remain unseen.

Smutty headcanon 3 - Choke

My prevalent headcanon is Levi is a closeted bottom slut and just LOVES to be topped/dommed by Mikasa. The stress from the responsibilities of bearing the title of "Humanity's Strongest" gets to him and loves the opportunity of just letting go, allowing himself to be weak and not having to call the shots- who better to do this with than Mikasa? The feeling of allowing himself to be completely powerless and solely to be used at her every whim is exhilarating for him- he particularly likes it when she chokes him as she rides him into next week. Because right there lies the very basis of their relationship- trust. He allows her to do anything she wants to him, to be completely vulnerable with her because in the end he trusts her not to hurt him (well, emotionally anyway LOLOL)

Ok i gotta cut it there before someone calls the cops on me as i actually need to get some work done, but if anyone knows of any fics that highlight any of these headcanons PLEASE SHARE

*i have to give some credit to @writebecauseyoucannotbreathe as the ceiling sex idea is from their Azulaang fic "Smut" yup the mad lad/lass ACTUALLY titled their fic that and im still laughing about it, any Avatar fans should check it out its full of spicy goodness and this coming from someone who hasnt even watched this show!!*

[bluejaybug]

just some points i want to get out there.

cas was tortured into obediance in 4.20, hence him letting sam out of the panic room because heaven legit was tortured back to obey heaven's will and i feel like we forget that

it's canon that cas got sam's body out of the cage before the civil war even took place, so cas did not, in fact, bring sam back soulless so he could kill the alphas with campbell. he didn't even know sam was soulless, which is just bad writing because plot holes galore, cas is and ANGEL and should have been able to tell

not only that but cas shouldn't have been able to get into the cage anyways. he's a seraph. that cage needed 66 seals broken to be unlocked, and the four horseman's rings to open. that cage kept lucifer trapped for millennia upon millennia. it was strong enough to not only hold lucifer in there, but michael, too. two of the strongest archangels. and cas somehow snuck in and got sam out alive??? nah fam. no way. especially not when it took a garrison of angels and forty years to rescue dean from regular ol' hell. that, just like the rest of season six, is bad writing

i've heard so many people saying that cas is "let off easy" and "is never held accountable for his actions" and all i have to say is when?? all cas is, ever since season 6, is be held accountable even when he's rectified his mistakes. for years all he's done is atone and atone, and the narrative always vilifies him for it

prime example for this is season 4 when cas let sam out of the panic room. again, cas was just as manipulated by heaven as sam was, and when he found out the truth, he was tortured and brainwashed back into obedience. we can infer this when anna tells dean that cas was dragged back to heaven, "not good, not good at all." and in the rupture when cas says, "i learned my lesson while i was away." dean's jab about "bible camp" in the very next episode. when anna goes to kill sam, cas tells her that he, too, "experienced heaven's persuasion". and heaven's method of brainwashing and torture is made canon in season 8 with naomi

another example of this is season 11 with lucifer. again, ignoring the fact that cas was suffering from severe ptsd, said yes because he thought he was worthless and expendable, and the fact that at the moment, lucifer was the only chance they had against amara, who was a much greater threat. lucifer has several ways to be subdued. archangel blades, putting him back in the cage, holy fire, melting angels blades into bullets, heaven's weapons, the horseman's rings, whatever the hell rowena's witch magic was that could also open the cage. amara? only one known way to defeat, and that's lucifer/archangels, as far as they know. lucifer did try to defeat amara, and they would have put him back in the cage if not for crowley's grudge. so that's on crowley, if anything.

not even going into the fact that cas was essentially used as bait for dean to get to sam, and they did nothing while lucifer was seconds away from killing cas. cas was about to die, and after that, the boys sure as hell wouldn't have utilized the asset that was lucifer

cas did not steal the colt, by the way. he had his own agenda, and went off with the colt by himself to kill kelly so that the winchesters wouldn't have to face the trauma of doing it themselves. that's another example of cas not giving a shit about himself for the boys

also why does cas have to get dean's permission to do things on his own??? cas is allowed to have his own agendas without it being "going behind samndean's back" like goddamn, my just having to say that makes the relationship sound as abusive as it is

cas also running off with the angel tablet, not only to spare himself further torture that would involve him harming the boys because of naomi's brainwashing, but also to protect it from dean because dean hates angels and wants to see them dead. cas literally said that he had to protect it from dean

again about the whole lilith thing, lilith was going to die anyways. dean really came out and said that with or without sam, he'd kill lilith. along with the fact that as cas was brainwashed and tortured into obedience i will literally never stop repeating this, he likely doesn't even remember that he opened the panic room

heyyyy remember when cas left himself in purgatory to do penance for his actions and only escaped because angels pulled him out for the sole use of brainwashing him/mind controlling him and torturing him to do their bidding???

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