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carmenberzattosgf · 11 months ago
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Carmy trying to make reader squirt 🤭 it somehow comes up casually and reader is like “oh yeah lol it happened to me once a few years ago but idk how the hell I did it” and Carmy just like short circuits 💀 then he hyperfixates on it for 3 days and when he finally has some time off bro is DETERMINED to make reader do it again. Like brows furrowed in concentration. Fingering them like no tomorrow and breathing heavy. Overstim and talking them through it. Praise. 🫣
Oh my god. ( this is not proofread it is literally 2am)
Carmy’s not super experienced. We all know this. In all honesty he barely knows what squirting is. He thought it was just a thing in porn, until it came up in a conversation between you two.
“I’m pretty sure it happened to me once a few years ago, but I have no clue how I did it.”
“W-wait what? I thought that only happens in porn.” His cheeks begin to flush as he thinks about it. You, with your fingers curling up inside of you, gushing onto the sheets below you.
You giggle at his pure cluelessness. “It can happen, it’s just not common. Some girls can’t do it at all. I didn’t realize I could until it happened.”
“Oh.”
Needless to say Carmen cannot get the idea out of his mind. It literally haunts him at work. He wants to make you squirt. He needs to.
Carmy being the nerd that he is researches the hell out of it, making sure he knows exactly what he’s doing. That Saturday on his day off, he’s determined to make it happen.
His lips are on yours the second he finishes cleaning up the kitchen from cooking dinner. His mouth moves sloppily against yours, teeth clashing together.
“Carm—“ you manage to break away from his eager lips for a brief moment. “What’s the rush? We can calm down a bit, you know. We have all night.”
“I wanna make you squirt. I’ve been— thinking about it non-stop for the past few days. I can’t fucking think straight. Can I? Please?”
How can you refuse him when he’s looking at you with those desperate blue eyes. “Let’s go to the bedroom.”
You and Carmy work together to remove your clothes. He has you lay down on your back with your knees spread wide. He sits beside you, still fully clothed. “J-just tell me if you want to stop.”
His middle and ring fingers press into your soaked core with no hesitation. Carmy’s studying you, the facial expressions you make, and the way your cunt pulses around his fingers. His movements are slow and gentle at first, but that changes quickly. He quickens the thrust of his fingers while hooking the two fingers upwards. Carmy’s searching for that rough spot, and by your reaction, he knows he found it.
“Carmy! Fuck—“ you hand aimlessly searches for something to hold onto to steady yourself. Carmen offers his left hand, which you grip tightly.
Once he finds the spot, Carmy locks into focus. His thrusts are deliberate, alternating between speeds and making sure to apply pressure. Your hips move out of their own volition. “That it, baby? That feel good?” He asks. His voice his smooth, but you don’t miss the way he’s biting his lip in concentration. His brow is furrowed and sweat collects on his forehead.
“Yes, Carm. Please. Please don’t stop.”
“Wasn’t planning on it. I’ve got you.” Carmy continues to pleasure you, only stopping for a brief moment when you neared your climax. He softly shushes your whimper of complaint. “I know, baby. Trust me. You can trust me.”
His pace picks back up before you even know it. His fingertips move at lightening speed, pressing hard at the rough patch at the top of your core. Carmy looks like pure sex, and you’re not even pleasuring him. His face is completely flushed as he breathes heavily, panting for hair. Sweat is starting to pool off of his brow and down the side of his face. His eyes are blown out; only a small sliver of the blue still visible.
“Carm— I’m close. Please I’m so close. Fuck!” Your cries are nearly incomprehensible. Your hips buck against his fingers.
“Cum. Gush around my fingers. Make a fucking mess.”
“Shit— Carmen—“ you moan as your orgasm over takes you. You shutter as you feel liquid spill between your legs. It’s euphoria like you’ve never felt before.
“Good girl! Fuck. That’s it. Keep cumming for me. Don’t stop soaking my fingers, baby,” Carmy praises, watching you in awe. You clutch onto his body as more spurts leave you. He hasn’t slowed down his fingers at all. It’s all becoming too much.
“T-too much—“ you try and tell Carmy, but he doesn’t slow down immediately.
“I’ve got you. You can take it.” He’s still watching your cunt at your hips recklessly move against his hand. He can’t believe he made you squirt. He wants to stay in this moment as long as possible.
After he’s finally decided you’ve had enough, he removes his fingers from you. As if on autopilot, he places the digits in his mouth, licking the remnants of your slick off of them. You pull him down by the back of his neck to kiss him deeply.
“Fuck, Carm. That was— I don’t even know what to say.” You don’t need to think of anything else, though, because Carmen does the rest of the talking.
“You did so good for me. Holy shit that was—God, you’re so fucking pretty. I want to do that over and over and over—“
“Woah let’s slow down a sec. I need to remember which side is my left or or my right first.”
“Sorry… got a little bit excited.”
From then on Carmy loves to make you squirt. His favorite thing to do is bring a mirror into it, so you can see how fucking gorgeous you look squirting around his fingers. Also he definitely starts to try and learn how to make you squirt with his cock after this….
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biancadoes1 · 3 months ago
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Luke has not been with A for a long time and she’s clinging to those last little bits of connection but they’re running out. Let’s lay out the facts.
Nicola and Luke are very aware people ship them. And even though they could at any time they’ve never asked us to stop. They could say stop tomorrow and I’d be like cool got it boss love you.
Nicola had an article come out in which she’s quoted saying “people want me to marry Luke” and then talks about what a special and unique relationship she has with him and that there’s real love there. And not the first time she’s said these things. She also gushes at an event about how much fun she’s having playing a happily married person.
They post a fun little selfie but most likely not the official s4 Polin post. Just something that shows Champagne Friday is still a thing and they’re probably sharing a makeup trailer again.
Paparazzi pics where no one can seem to get when they were taken correct come out insinuating that Nicola and Jake are together. More articles come out mentioning Luke for some reason and say that he’s confirmed his relationship with A, which he hasn’t, and Nicola has confirmed her’s with Jake, which she hasn’t. There have never been any confirmations. Nicola and Luke have never even once mentioned them by name.
A has been sitting on these Spain photos for a while. It’s all too perfect timing for her to post them when there’s all these rumors about Nicola being with J and Luke confirming he’s with her. Again, NEVER ONCE MENTIONED HER NAME. And I get it wanting to be private especially when Jade got hate. But it’s been like roughly a year since A has been linked to Luke? And he’s never claimed her, never posted photos with her, etc. and that would be easier to do if we didn’t know anything about her including her existence but we do and he knows we know. It was never meant to be a serious thing with her and she’s struggling with that.
And if I was with someone who looked at Nicola the way Luke does, or said it was cute that people shipped them I would humbly dip out. I know it’s hard because he’s so talented and super hot and she likes the attention but girl he’s just not that into you.
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my-blooming-darling · 9 months ago
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I felt like I could have added more to these so the readers could imagine it more, so here’s a revised version! I wonder if I should make another part?
Tw: slight sad in Rindou’s part…I had to do it to ya 😭
Categories: ☁️fluff; 🍡gn!reader; 💫old work; 🎐multi-character (of the same fandom)
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💕 Ryusei is a big cuddler when he’s cold. You could be wearing your own jacket and he’ll still try to trap you in his with the excuse of “we can’t freeze if we’re in the same bubble”. He insists on staying home, but will go with you if you need to run errands. As soon as y’all are done though, he will be on you and squeezing you for warmth. Will reluctantly let go if you ask but he comes back with your favorite drink. He did go outside exactly once during a day in and that was because he was pelting Chifuyu and Baji with snowballs, but then he comes back acting like a wounded puppy after they tag team him. He likes to take pictures of you in the snow and he will gush about you to anybody that’ll listen to him. Chifuyu and Kazutora are tired of hearing it, but Baji will listen to him until he rambles for an hour, by which point he’ll send Ryusei back home to cuddle with you more.
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💕 Baji’s grumpy when he’s cold. He doesn’t like going anywhere and he’ll tell you as much if you wake up earlier than him because he knows what that means. Will squeeze you and grumble when you try leaving him. And by squeeze, I mean koala-type squeeze and you’re either stuck with him or you’ll do what you need to do while he buries himself in blankets like a hibernating gremlin. Sometimes he’ll occasionally wake up and y’all take turns making food or something, although he’s wrapped up in a blanket like he’s a house elf. Will curl up in front of the heater with whatever cat he has that day, and will probably complain if he can’t find his socks. He’s very cuddly when it’s cold too, and he’ll pepper you with kisses until you agree to snuggle with him. He won’t find out about the snowman competition between Chifuyu and Mikey until a full hour later.
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💕 Yuzuha buys you matching socks and takes pictures of y’all’s feet for her scrapbook. She likes having good memories of your time together, so she tries to take as many pictures as she can. She also likes to play in the snow with you if there’s any or enough to do something with, but she’ll also get embarrassed if you take pictures of her in the snow. If not, then she’ll have no problem staying in and cuddling with you while watching your favorite shows. If you’d like to go somewhere, she’ll go with you but only after making sure you’re properly warm, something she’s had to do for Hakkai throughout their lives, so it’s basically second nature to her. Hakkai does sometimes come over and he tries to feed you both because he’s a sweetie. Her favorite thing to make in winter is warm milk tea, but she would make sure to use a milk alternative just in case. Cooking with Yuzuha during winter is always an adventure because you’re always trying different recipes.
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💕 God forbid it snows because Chifuyu will go outside and build snowmen. His cutest one is a snowman of Peke J. If you won’t come out with him, he’s fine with that, but do expect him to come poke his head in the door (he won’t go inside with snow covered feet) and tell you about the snow person he built of you. He will take so many pictures of that snow person of you and send all of them to you. He sends you a picture of them in the group chat and Mikey’s hilariously offended by the fact that Chifuyu made him smaller than Peke, which was absolutely done intentionally because Fuyu’s a joker like that. He’ll take a picture of the snowman he made of Peke J and show it to him like “Look, it’s you!” while Peke meows and tilts his little head. He comes back to cuddle with you though after picking up warm drinks, cuddling with Peke J, and snacks…until he catches wind of Mikey’s snowmen, then it’s war. He also makes a snow person of you and Peke J cuddling after he finds you asleep with Peke curled up on your chest and snoring like a cute little void.
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💕 Mikey, although he’d rather be sleeping and cuddling with you, tries to go outside out of spite to build a snowman of Chifuyu after he catches wind of his hilariously tiny snow version of himself. Yes, that’s probably one of the only times he’ll willingly wake up for anything in this weather. You wake up to hear him grumbling away as he puts his boots on. You quickly figure out why he’s displeased when you see the snowmen that Chifuyu built of everyone in the group chat. Mikey hears you laughing at his expense and proceeds to tackle you and squeeze you. He’ll cuddle with you for awhile and complain until you give him kisses and snacks. Don’t mistake him though, he did go outside and show you his poorly made snowmen of Chifuyu, and wondered why you laughed harder at that one than the one Chifuyu made of him. “You’re supposed to be on my side, don’t laugh at me!” If you have to ask if he’s pouting while he says it, then there’s a 99% chance that he is absolutely pouting, and will continue until you hug or kiss him.
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💕 Emma, much like Mikey, will find you when you least expect her to and wrap you up in a giant blanket. You’ll essentially be a burrito while she makes your favorite soup. You’re not sure how she does it, but she’s able to squirm into the burrito with your bowls of soup without spilling a single drop. She’s just graceful like that, just saying. Y’all both bear witness to the snowmen war between Chifuyu and Mikey voting on whose are more absurd. It’s essentially the same as watching a game show on television but with bragging rights for the prize instead of anything else. Emma intentionally votes against Mikey solely to spite him because his grumpy anger is funny to her, which causes them to bicker, and Draken is subsequently left in charge of diffusing the situation, albeit with lots of grumbling in between sentences. She sneaks pictures of you when you’re not looking if y’all do go somewhere and keeps them in a photo album on her phone, very likely to have them printed so she can make a scrapbook or have them framed to put on her wall.
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💕 Sanzu is displeased when you and Senju declare snow war on him. Firstly, he can’t believe you’d team up with his sister instead of him. The idea mildly offends him, and he makes sure that you know it with petty complaints like “this would be more fun if my beloved didn’t pick my sister over me!”. Secondly, he wants to sleep. He’d much rather be in bed hugging you and having you all to himself with about three blankets and all the pillows you have in your home. Unfortunately , there is no such thing as sleep for him when you two have basically dragged him outside to have a snowball fight, so he gets stuck calling in reinforcements…which is an equally displeased Takeomi. Takeomi, of course, grumbles with Sanzu while you and Senju yell at them to stop complaining and bring it on. He only laughs when Takeomi gets a huge snowball thrown at his face, only to shriek when he gets hit by one himself. He takes a video of it but decides not to post it because although he’d rather have been cuddling with you, this was a fun memory of his. He likes to watch it when you’re not there.
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💕 Hakkai likes to lay on you when he’s cold. He may seem like a shy violet, but he loves his cuddles. He’s another person who thinks it’s cute to match with his partner, so y’all have matching sweaters. You took notes from Yuzuha and got him a pair of matching socks too, and he loves that y’all are on the same page. You don’t let him or Yuzuha go home when Taiju’s there. Y’all three are bound for life, they’re stuck with you for all of time. It’s a slumber party for the night. You two sometimes visit Yuzuha and her lover with food that you both cooked and you try to feed them while you’re there (mostly because Hakkai wants to make sure they’re still alive if there’s a power outage). In the event of an outage, all of you pile together in one room and try to make the most of it while you wait for the power to come back on. You and Yuzuha’s partner are good friends so this makes an already bad situation into a better one where everyone gets along.
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💕 Taiju, the roided out not-so-jolly green giant himself is surprisingly a good cuddler. Probably because, well, he’s huge and has a high body heat. Does not care about how tall or short you are, he will find a way to engulf you while he holds you. Refuses to go anywhere if he thinks it’s too cold, will hug you so you don’t escape. This is the same man who dips a toe in the ocean during the summer and refuses to go in because he thinks it’s too cold, but tells his siblings they can go in if they wish and will stay on a beach towel under an umbrella. You have to find him sweaters and shirts that are larger than life because he has a nasty unintentional habit of ripping them with his tiddies alone. It embarrasses him and he makes you swear that you never witnessed it the first time (but you totally told Inui and Kokonoi about it in the group chat). Taiju grumbles at you to never speak of that incident again when he finds out that you already spilled the tea to his dog and cat.
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💕 You and Kisaki watch Hanma (from a very safe distance) try to build the tallest snowman that he can muster. Not wanting to be caught in the carnage that would be the string bean himself falling, you two are behind a sturdy tree while he’s putting snowballs together. Hanma fully believes that he can do it, and he surprisingly pulls it off after about three hours. Yes, y’all really stayed out there for three hours, watching him put together a snowman as tall as possible. If you’re somebody that likes the cold, then you’re not really that bothered, but you and Kisaki agree to huddle for warmth because he, admittedly, is shaking like a leaf. But if you don’t like the cold, you two agree to go inside and watch from the window. Y’all don’t want him to die, and him somehow dying by his own actions seems a very on-par thing for him. Hanma manages to build it to about 7’9 feet tall with no injuries, thankfully. Kisaki thinks its eyes are beady and shudders. Hanma thinks it’s the greatest thing ever and proceeds to try and make a taller snowman. You and Kisaki have emergency services on speed dial…
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💕 Rindou is outside jogging. He keeps his body in top shape, and he does not care about the weather. He actually doesn’t seem to fear the weather much, truth be told. You’ve seen him in the beating sun working out one summer (but that was also the same summer he got that sunburn and refused to exercise outside in the summer ever again). He’s probably the type of guy to go to Tornado Alley in the States and be like “a tornado? Headed here? Lemme go see this” while standing outside. If you join him, great. If not, you don’t cuddle with him until he’s no longer covered in snow and sweat, and you playfully call him stinky until he showers. Yes, he complains about the lack of cuddles but comes back out tired. This is optimal cuddle time, for he won’t be trying to wake you up for any errands if your social battery is deader than your former friendships. Will bury his head in your neck and hold you like you’ll disappear if he doesn’t. At one point, when Takemichi was doing his time travel business, that was always a possibility. He doesn’t like to think of those timelines where he had to live without you. He also will give you lazy kisses as he falls asleep, telling you how much he loves you. He doesn’t know when it’ll be the last time he does.
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💕 Now why would anybody think Ran would wake up for anything when winter makes him more tired? That man will sleep and will barely wake up even if you told him the house was on fire. Could sleep through an entire apocalypse, even, but he’ll immediately wake up if he feels you getting up. If you do wake him up, he will pretend he’s still asleep so you’d give him more kisses. You almost miss him giggling to himself as he rolls over, conveniently turning on his side so you’ll kiss his other cheek. He’s a cheeky, sneaky little bastard sometimes. Will pounce on you when you’re not looking and pull you back into bed with him. He’s dramatic, so he’ll whine if you escape and act like you’re leaving him to be alone forever, but he won’t make you come back if you really don’t want to. He’ll just miss you a lot until you come back. Will wholeheartedly act like he’s dying and sigh very loudly. He will also come into the room you’re in and flop onto the nearest bit of furniture that’s around and fake cry like he’s a Disney princess (and you have caught him petting an actual raccoon before and not get attacked, so that might not be very far off). If you do want to, prepare to be pelted with kisses.
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💕 You can sense the displeasure in Sanzu’s eyes when you team up with Senju over him. He looks hilariously offended that you would choose her to be your teammate. If the phrase“how could you?!” was a person, it would be Sanzu. Senju, however, is motivated by pure menacery and declares snowball warfare on her brother. Sanzu’s not safe from Senju and she swears she’ll win this war. Once a reluctant Takeomi arrives, it’s game on. Everybody in the vicinity better clear out or else they’ll get caught in the crossfire. You guys spend the day pelting each other with snowballs of various sizes and shapes (yes, Senju had kunai shaped snowballs at one point, you have no idea how she was able to mold them in such a short amount of time). Alas, Sanzu gets revenge on you for throwing a snowball at him after hitting Takeomi, lands a snowball directly on your face, and you “die”. Don’t worry, Senju avenged you by burying him and Takeomi in a pile of snow. She fake gags when Sanzu kisses your cheek in apology.
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💕 Izana hates winter. Absolutely cannot stand it, he immediately starts hunting for his socks and a humidifier as soon as there’s a mild chill in the air. He probably has some sinus issues that could get worse in colder months, which is another reason why he doesn’t like winter. Hilariously, he complains about how he took breathing for granted when one of his nostrils is stuffed while the other one works. You have found him under about 5 different blankets, all of them fleece and weighted with different patterns on them. He’s grumpy, worse than Baji, and can only be bribed into leaving his nest with kisses. Yes, he has actually made a nest with those blankets. He still won’t go anywhere if you have errands to run. Instead, he’ll clean up the place, cook, and then return to his nest where he waits for your return. If you stay with him, he’ll help out around the house but he’ll still go back to his pile after he’s made sure that you’ve been fed. Yes, he will pull you in like the gremlin he is and cuddle you. Does not speak once, only hiss.
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💕 Shinichiro, bless him, tries to get his sleepier siblings to exist in society. Emma’s no trouble, she wakes up pretty easily and is usually in a good mood until Baji comes over, then she’s yelling at him to tell her his hair secrets. Even still, the commotion doesn’t wake up the other gremlins. Izana and Mikey are lazy potatoes that are one fry short of a happy meal, so you end up having to help him. Once they’re done being McMad, you and Shin have some alone time. Y’all spend part of the day putting together a blanket fort and staying there until he has to leave for work. You wait for him to come back at the end of his shift. He temporarily forgot where you were when he left so he goes around the place looking for you until he sees you sticking your head out of the fort, which jump scares him enough to fall onto a napping Mikey, who screams bloody murder and clings to you while dramatically claiming that he’s a victim of attempted fratricide. He kisses your forehead and runs off to shower so he can come back and cuddle. Y’all don’t see Emma tying Baji to a chair Liam Neeson-style and interrogating him for what he does to make his hair perfect.
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💕 Kazutora, the sleepy tiger, reluctantly wakes up and goes to work. He doesn’t leave without cuddling with you for a few minutes. He’ll leave a few kisses on your head before dragging himself out of bed. Yes, he steals your sweaters because they smell like you and it makes him feel closer to you. If they don’t fit, he wears a scarf you wore. He doesn’t care if it’s black or if it’s pink with giant red strawberries on it, it’s yours and he wants to feel like you’re with him. If neither of y’all have work or anything to do, you two either stay in or go outside for a bit. Even sitting on the porch or balcony with a warm drink is enough for you two. He’s so pretty in his landscape with snow or rain falling all around, cheeks and nose bitten pink from the chill and his lips slightly reddened by whatever warm drink you two made. He doesn’t understand why you suddenly kissed him, but he’ll never complain and he’ll always kiss you back. He’s your lock screen, but he doesn’t know yet. He’ll probably find out later on, and he’ll blush so much while you laugh and hug him. You make his heart warm up just a little bit more in the winter air.
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wordy-little-witch · 8 months ago
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Hiii wordy! plsssss i need more transfem buggy quaking up the seas n the world aaaaaa i need to know ppls reactions to her being so competent and smart aaaaaaaaaaaaa dis is so girlboss of her esp w the observations and w the last part akdnajzjsjzskzj dis is so good im eating it upppp
Hiiii honey!!
She is girlboss AND girlfailure bc we love a woman with depth and I am feral. In this house We Love Women. And Clowns. And Lady Clowns. Does this say smth about me? Maybe. But it's fine.
So for reactions, I'm gonna break it down person by person as usual, but I'm gonna lump some together.
Cross Guild
• her usual crew is honestly not all that surprised by it all. Mohji, Cabji, Ritchie - they've known her for a very long time and while this is the most visibly she's gone apeshit on a topic, it's far from the first fixation they've seen from her. Buggy's got a talent for random bouts of unexpected talent or genius. Those who know, know.
• Alvida is a little surprised but mostly tired. Don't get her wrong, she adores the clown, Buggy's like the sister she never had, though she's loathe to admit it. She is a little annoyed by how often she had to pry the blue haired idiot from her work, though. Not horrifically surprised by the new angles Buggy is showing off, but she will admit, if only to herself, that the clown can be mildly terrifying with the more invasive tests she runs on prisoners.
• Galdino is just happy she doesn't hold a grudge for ditching her when Croc showed up- /j ((in truth he was a little worried when it began, but when Buggy would show up, messy but absolutely glowing with happiness, to show off her findings, he couldn't be all that upset. She's smart, he'll give her that, and she has so many ideas and questions to test or answer that it does occasionally leave him mildly dizzy when she gushes about it. When she shows off the results of her findings, he... has a healthy dose of fear, he tells himself. He genuinely IS glad to be one of her allies and not enemies.))
• Crocodile and Mihawk were largely uninterested in it until it was no longer able to be ignored. It landed in their laps, relatively speaking, when a naval ship was taken in by the Guild for questioning and then disposal. Buggy, however, didn't even hesitate to ask for the devil fruit using officer. They complied, if only to uphold the image of the triumvirate, and tagged along. Needless to say, they were initially unimpressed when all Buggy did was pamper this guy, give him snacks, and then pull out a notebook like an interview. They'd had half a mind to just leave or revoke her allowance when the questions began getting.... odd. It addressed things like stress levels, questions about genetic testing, if he'd tried training his powers and if so, how. Intrigued, they let it continue. And once Buggy completed her interview, she beamed, thanked the man for his time, and then doused him in sea water. He was summarily chained. The experiments run then were... not for the faint of heart.
- once Buggy began showing actual results, they began taking more of an interest in it all. Frankly, Mihawk was impressed and began to piece together how this woman could be the same individual Shanks had once gushed about so ardently. Crocodile, for his part, was surprised and honest to God a little unnerved by it. He couldn't argue the results, however. And once Buggy began showcasing the results of her studies and applying them elsewhere, showing off a level of competence they had not expected, the two men began leaning a little more into her orbit. ((They refuse to admit to having a crush on a clown mad scientist pirate, but... ya know....))
Rogers (remaining)
• Shanks never had a doubt in his mind that Buggy could do and be great. He'd known her for practically their entire lives, and he knew just how beautiful and bright she could be. She was the brains to his brawn, the moon to his sun, the sea to his skies. He is not surprised at all that she is doing incredible things. He is, however, mildly worried for her pyromaniac tendencies. And also heavily battling a resurgence of Feelings for pyromaniac clowns with cute laughs and sharp tongues. Help him.
• Rayleigh is laughing. No, seriously, he is just busting a gut over this. Of course their baby Bug would dive face first into a strange niche, grab it by the throat, and make it her bitch. He's so fond of that little firecracker. His baby girl has grown up so fast. ((He is reminded, suddenly, of her first forray into making bombs on the Oro when he reads about the reports of her new "toys". Part of him wanted to laugh. Another part was haunted by the memory of what a hyperfixating and sleep deprived Buggy could create. He doesn't usually spare much thought to them, but he sent a passing prayer for the Marines she faced)).
• Crocus got the news a little late to the game - his lighthouse isn't exactly a picturesque spot for incoming news coos. When he does receive it, he absolutely rushed down to tell Laboon all about his niece and her batshit ability to cause problems and mayhem. He's so proud. He's a little scared. He's mostly proud.
Misc
• Luffy, upon seeing that Buggy is living her best life and causing mayhem is vaguely proud of his auntie/step-mom/clown-thing. Lowkey wants to set her and Franky up for science and see what happens.
• Garp, upon seeing that Roger's feral clown child is now a feral clown scientist pirate explosives expert, is mildly impressed, heavily amused, and absolutely not scared at all why would he be scared of a clown it's not like she almost killed him a few times and only once was it intentional he is not scared of clowns shut up-!!!
• crackship - Katakuri has a weird Stirring In His Chest when he reads about this pretty clown woman but he doesn't acknowledge it.
• bonus crack ship - Doflamingo, upon escaping Impel Down, joining Cross Guild by force, and experiencing the clown's absolutely wild talents, has the beginningsof a crush. He has never met someone as potentially unhinged as him. Her feral grin, moral ambiguity and badonkers entrance him. He plans to bed her. She leaves him a husk of a man. He is planning their wedding.
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The One that Got Away
Pairing- Wooyoung x Named Reader
Word count- 7.7k
Includes- Angst, fluff, fingering, oral, pussy eating, cum eating, missionary, sex from behind, squirting, multiple orgasms, fluff
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J POV
Parking my car, I get out, my heart pounding in my chest
I decided I'm going to tell him today
After the photo shoot
Tell my best friend that I love him and want to be with him
Oh my god, I feel like I'm gonna puke
I breathe in trying to relax
My coworker and close friend Binna, one of ATEEZ's makeup artists, knows about my feelings for him
How I've loved him since we were teenagers and have always been too terrified to say anything
She talked with me about it a few times over the last few months, gave me advice
She told me to just suck it up and tell him or I'll regret it
I thought about it last night and I decided today is the day
The worst he can say is he doesn't feel the same
Which is world ending but she's right, I'll regret not telling him
I texted her last night, telling her I'm gonna tell him today and she encouraged me and wished me good luck
I'm gonna need it
Entering the building where the set is, I make my way to the dressing room, my legs wobbly, my stomach in knots and my hands shaking
Taking a breath, I enter the dressing room and look for him
My heart crashes to the floor when I find him
Wooyoung, my best friend, the guy I've loved for years, the one I was going to confess to today is kissing another girl
And not just any girl
Binna
He's kissing Binna
Hurt and betrayal hit me at once and it takes everything to control the tears that want to burst out
Breathe, just breathe, breathe
How did this fucking happen?
Why did this happen?
I had no idea that Binna felt that way for Wooyoung
Why didn't she say something?
Why did she encourage me to tell him my feelings?
Why did she wait until I was going to tell him to make a move on him?
Just why?
And I clearly got my answer from him
He never saw me that way, ever
I'm calm on the outside but inside I'm hyperventilating
Walk, I scream at myself
Don't just stand here like an idiot
I move my feet towards the table where the hair products are as I'm one of ATEEZ's hair stylists
I have to pass by them
I can't handle this
Fuck
As I get closer, Wooyoung and Binna break apart, a small smile on his face that utterly breaks my heart
His eyes move from her to me, "Hey Jo"
Binna turns around, smiling smugly at me and I just want to fucking murder her, "Hi Jo"
"Hi", I managed to say without my voice shaking, "What's uh...what's going on?"
"Uh well, Binna-"
"Wooyoungie is my boyfriend", Binna smirks
"Oh?", I say, rage filling me, "I uh didn't know you liked him like that. Or uh that you liked her like that"
"Oh well, I told Woo that I had liked him for awhile and he likes me too, now we're together. Isn't that great?", Binna gushes
Yeah fucking great
God, I want to claw her eyes out
"Yeah. Great", I repeat, trying to sound happy, "Congratulations"
"Thanks", she says, turning back to him
I can't look at him so I avert my eyes and just keep walking
I feel like I'm gonna break down but I can't
I won't
Not in front of her
I won't let her see me cry
And for him, I'll put on a happy front
As long as he's happy, I can pretend I'm ok
I can do this
I can
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18 months later
"So what are we doing with your hair?", I ask Wooyoung
He asked me to cut and dye his hair today, so he came over to my apartment
"Undercut", he says
"Again?", I tease
He scowls, "Is that a problem?"
"No Woo. I just think it's funny that there's only two hairstyles you go for. Long that can fit in a ponytail or a short undercut
"What else is there?", he grumps
"Buzz cut?"
"Are you insane?"
I giggle, continuing, "Mullet?"
"Hongjoong's territory"
"Short bob?"
"That's a girl style!"
"Layers?"
"Now you're fucking with me"
I nod
I so am
"Cut it out", he rolls his eyes
"Ok ok. But seriously how about this- viking style"
"What the hell is that?"
"It's where your hair on the top is long with an undercut"
"That's what I'm asking for!"
I shake my head, "No the point is that the hair on top is long enough to put into a ponytail or braids. Kinda like Hongjoong's hair in the "fireworks" photoshoot. This way you can still do a ponytail and have an undercut"
He looks thoughtful for a minute, then he nods
"Yeah ok, we can try it", he agrees, "And if it looks stupid or Binna hates it you can just cut it normally"
I bristle at the mention of Binna but I just nod
"And color?", I ask, shoving my hate for that cunt down
He's got a black blonde combo going on right now
"Black"
"Boring", I sing
"Just do it", he grits out, "Please"
"Fine. We'll dye it first"
I get out everything I need and mix all the liquids to get a black dye
Then I start
Squeeze a line of dye, then rub it into the strands down to the ends
I work in sections, saturating his hair in the black dye
I've dyed his and the other ATEEZ members hair a million times so it's like second nature for me
I can do it quickly
"Now you need to marinate", I joke, finishing
"Like chicken?"
I giggle, "Yeah"
I go around him, facing him and use a wet paper towel with some soap on it and wipe the tiny black spots on his forehead and temple away, getting them just before it sets
Leaning over, I scrub a little harder on a darker spot on his right temple
He has a photo shoot tomorrow and he can't have black dye staining his face
When I finish I move my gaze to him, startled to see his brown eyes already on me
They stare deep into mine and I'm mesmerized by them
I don't realize I've moved closer until I can feel his breath on my lips
All I have to do is move forward slightly and I'll be kissing him
'Too close!', my brain screams
He hasn't moved away and what the fuck is that about but I need to if he's not
I pull my head back, straightening up
It's like that breaks the spell because he blinks, moving his head back too although I'm nowhere near him now
"So how's the recording going?", I ask to make conversation, knowing that ATEEZ is recording for their new album and comeback
"It's going good", he answers, "I'm getting a few more lines. Letting me hit a few of my higher ranges"
"That's good Woo! Congrats", I smile, "You need to sing more, you have such a beautiful voice"
"Yeah?", he asks, shyly
I blush myself as I nod
"Thanks"
"Of course", I tell him
"And is my dancing sexy?", he says wiggling his eyebrows
I breathe out in relief
He's fucking around now to break the seriousness of the conversation
I snort, "Sure"
"Oh c'mon! All girls find the way I dance hot. And the outfits I'm put in...with my muscles all out. Plus all the tongue action. You know I can't keep my tongue in my mouth during a performance"
He needs to stop right now
I'm getting turned on and wet and it's so not appropriate
"You know that doesn't affect me Jung"
He seriously doesn't need to know how much it does affect me and I've done an excellent job of making him believe he doesn't affect me in that way
"Yeah, I know", he says in a teasing tone, "That's just because you're so in love with Hyun"
I snort, "Yeah ok"
His eyebrow raises, "Trouble in paradise?"
"Paradise? You're kidding right?"
His eyes light up with interest as he leans forward in his chair
"So am I right? Trouble?"
God, he is such a gossip
"No, not trouble", I shrug, "Just....not feeling it"
"Again?", he asks, "That's like what? The third guy this year that you dated for a few months and aren't feeling?"
Yeah it's the third
But what am I supposed to do?
I want Wooyoung but I can't have him
So I try to date to get over him
But it never works
"I dunno what you want me to say Woo. Not everyone can find the love of their life right away like you did"
Although that's not exactly true
I did find the love of my life, I just can't be with him
"I wouldn't say the love of my life", he says, "I.....have feelings...for Binna but I don't know if she's the love of my life"
Huh, that's new, what with all the gushing he does about her
Which hurts but whatever
"Are you still with Hyun?", he asks
"For now yeah. I'm thinking about breaking it off though. Like maybe tonight or tomorrow"
"You wouldn't want to keep trying with him?", he asks
For what?
It's a lost cause
I don't miss Hyun when he's gone, I don't really call or text him when he's not here, when he is here it's boring and the only plus is that I get sex
Really good sex but I can't stay with him for that
"No", I shake my head, "He's not the one...um there's really nothing we have in common and I'm just not into him"
Please don't ask, I pray, please don't ask
"He's not the what?", Wooyoung asks
Fuck
I didn't think about what I was saying and I was going to tell him that Hyun was not who I wanted but I realized mid sentence what a can of worms that would open
I knew he'd notice and I hoped he wouldn't ask about it
But I should know Wooyoung by now
Sometimes he acts like a buffoon but he's incredibly perceptive and smart
"Nothing", I answer, hoping he'd drop it, knowing he won't
"C'mon Jo, he's not the what?", he prods, "You know you can't start saying something like that, suddenly stop and I won't ask about it"
I sigh, looking at the ceiling, giving up
He will harass me until I tell him so I might as well do it now and save myself the aggravation
"He's not the one I want"
Silence
Then, "There's someone you want?", he screeches
I wince, moving my gaze back to him
"Yeah"
"Who? Where is this guy? Why doesn't he want you? Who is it?"
"Please Woo", I answer, pinching my nose bridge, "It's just a guy ok? I guess he's what you'd call the one that got away. Everyone has one of those"
He scoffs, "Him rejecting you is not the one who got away. It's the one who rejected you"
He has no idea how untrue that is
I shake my head, "He didn't reject me Woo. It's my fault he got away"
He raises an eyebrow, "How?"
This is not how I expected today to go
With me explaining to him how I lost him
"Woo, just drop it"
"Joanne!", he barks, "Tell me!"
I groan, "Fine. I was chicken shit ok? I like him..... love him but I took too long to say anything to him. And when I was ready to tell him, he was with someone else"
"What a jerk!"
No he's not
He just didn't know and someone else got to him first
Someone I never expected to betray me like that
"How is he a jerk Woo? He didn't know how I felt for him. I didn't expect him to wait around especially if someone else showed interest and he was interested"
He scowls, "Fine he's not a jerk. Is he still with the girl?"
I nod, "It's my fault Woo. I let him slip away"
Well it's partly my fault
It's also Binna's
That bitch
"I'm sorry Jo", he says sincerely, "That sucks"
Yes it very much does
I shrug, "It's fine. I'm ok"
Big crock of shit but what else can I say
He just nods, an awkward silence falling between us
"So I think your hair is ready", I say, changing the subject, "Let's go wash it"
"Kitchen sink?", he asks
My sink is stainless steel
I nod, "Hell yes. I'm not getting black dye all over my shower tiles"
He rolls his eyes, "Yeah yeah, I know"
He stands up and bends over the kitchen sink, waiting for me to wash his hair out
"Water ok?", I ask, moving my fingers in his hair to wash out the dye
"Yup", he answers
The dye comes out as I wash his hair, making a sea of black against the silver steel
Once most of the dye is out, I lather his hair with shampoo, scrubbing to make sure I get all the dye out
After that is conditioner and he's done
"Keep your head in the sink", I tell him as I go to my table to get a towel for him
"The blood is rushing to my head", he whines, "And my neck hurts"
"Aww poor baby", I mock, throwing the towel over his head, "You can stand up now"
He does, running the towel in his hair
"My neck hurts"
I snort, "Then go get a massage or something. This is what you get for wanting to do your hair here instead of at KQ"
"You're so mean", he whines, plopping back down in the chair
"And you're so whiny", I tease, taking the towel and drying the excess water from his hair
He hurrumphs and it's so cute but I can't let it get to me
I can't think of him as anything other than my best friend
Yeah when he's on stage, I can fangirl but not any other time
I have to maintain the image that he doesn't affect me
Tossing the towel on the table, I grab a comb and start running it through his hair
"Mm feels good", he murmurs
I know it does
He's always liked when someone plays with his hair, but I'm not playing, I'm working
"Don't be weird", I answer, ignoring the feelings that surfaces whenever I'm near him
"I'm not. It feels good ok?", he huffs, "You're always so gentle and I can't help it"
"So you're saying I should pull your hair or something?", I joke as I gather the hair I'm gonna keep long and tie it in a ponytail
"I suggest you not", he says seriously, "I uh...really like that too"
"Oh god, gross!", I snap, pretending I'm grossed out when my body is doing the opposite and getting turned on
He likes hair pulling
I like pulling hair
Hyun doesn't like it so much so I've back off on it, but it's normally one of the things I like
I need to stop thinking about this
And I will not let my mind wander to thoughts of pulling Wooyoung's hair and how he'd sound
Goddamnit
"What?"
"I don't need to know those things about you Woo. Cut it out", I force myself to say
"Sorry", he mutters
I get my buzzer, put it on the setting I need and turn it on
Thankfully the buzzing noise is loud which means no conversation
I start shaving his hair, cutting it short but still leaving some
Once I go all around his head, I undo the ponytail and comb through that hair again, slicking it back
Going in front of him, I inspect the cut to make sure it's good and even
It is
Now time to blow dry it and we're done
Holding the dryer to his head, I run my fingers in his hair, moving the strands around in the heated air to get it to dry faster
As I do this, I look down at him, startled to see his eyes closed, biting his lower lip
He's so beautiful it's stupid
And those beauty marks on his face
I want to press kiss after kiss to the one under his eye, the kiss the one on his lip
Binna probably does that to him
And that thought snaps me out of whatever trance I was in
I move behind him again to finish his hair so I don't have to see his face
"Done", I say after a few minutes, turning the dryer off
I busy myself with cleaning up the mess as he stands up
"I'm gonna look in the mirror", he says, leaving the kitchen and going to the bathroom
I breath in and out as I throw away the bowl I used for the dye, then get the broom to sweep up his hair
"I like it", he announces when he comes back
"Good. At least it's something new and not boring"
He pouts, crossing his arms, "Not nice"
I snort, rolling my eyes
"So uh...do you wanna hang out?", he asks
I do but I can't
This is enough interaction for today
I can only be around him in small doses before it starts to hurt again, before all I can think about is him again
I'm reaching that point and I don't want to go over it
"Oh I can't. Hyun might be coming over", I say, "He asked me to call him after you left to see if we would do something"
"I thought you were gonna break it off with him", he asks his eyebrow raised
"Well yeah but he doesn't know that yet. I'll probably do it tonight if we decide to do something"
He just nods, "Yeah ok. Sure"
"Next time though"
"Yeah next time", he says
There's an awkward silence between us and I don't know how to break it
"So I guess I'm gonna go"
"Yeah ok", I say stupidly
"Thanks for doing my hair"
"Of course Woo. Anytime"
He smiles tightly, "I'll see you later"
I nod
He leaves the kitchen and I hear the front door close a minute later
I breathe out, closing my eyes as tears fall down
I'm ok, it's ok, everything is fine
He's happy, I remind myself
It's ok
I can do this
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A few days later
Wooyoung POV
Walking into Binna's apartment with her, I head to the couch while she closes the door
We just finished the first of three photoshoots for the new album
It was an exhausting day
And I had to force myself to keep my eyes off her
To rein in my jealousy when she laughed with San while she did his hair
Then I had to actually do the photo shoot and I'm just tired
"You ok baby?", Binna asked as she sits next to me
"Yeah. Just tired"
She nods, her fingers moving to my hair again
And I know what's coming
She touches my hair for one reason only
To complain
"Do you really like your hair this way?"
I sigh
Didn't we have this conversation?
I know she doesn't like it but I do and it's my freaking hair
"Don't you think it's too long?"
"No Binna, I like it like this"
"Why, because Jo talked you into it?"
I shake my head, "No. Like I told you before she suggested it and I decided to try it. When I looked at it in the mirror I liked it and still do. She would have cut my hair shorter if that's what I wanted. I didn't"
We went over all this
"Hmmm ok", she says, moving her hand out of my hair, "Is everything with Jo and Hyun ok?"
"Fine", I say
It's really none of Binna's business and I don't feel comfortable telling her about Joanne and her relationship Joanne confided in me about it and I'm not telling anyone anything
If she wants people to know her and Hyun are broken up, it's her choice to tell them
"I just noticed her flirting with San and Mingi"
She wasn't
I would of known as I couldn't stop staring at her
But I just shrug
"She says they're ok"
"Oh well that's good. At least she's over me getting to you first"
I'm about to just nod when her words penetrate my brain
When she what?
"What did you say?", I ask before I can stop myself
"I said that it's good she's with Hyun and over that I got to you first"
Ok, she did say that
"What does that mean?"
She shrugs, "It means what it means. She loved you and was gonna tell you but I got you first"
Joanne loves....me?
Since when?
And if Binna knows that and she said she got to me first....
"You knew she loved me when you came onto me?", I whisper in shock
"Well yeah"
Oh my fucking god!
"If you knew why would you hit on me?", I shriek, standing up
Oh my god
She was different when she walked in the day Binna and I got together
She didn't look happy although she played it like she was
I thought something had happened with like family or something and she didn't want to tell me
And since then she's been distant
Not much at first but over the time I've been with Binna she has
And I just realized that her friendship with Binna is non-existent
They used to be friends but now they're not
Because Binna betrayed her
"Because she took too long", Binna says, standing up too, "And I wanted you. She told me she was gonna tell you the day we got together but I didn't believe her"
She wanted me
At her friend's expense
"You knew she was going to tell me that day? You waited until that day to come on to me?"
"It's not like that. I wasn't sure she would actually tell you. I told her to tell you so many times before and she never did. And she still didn't tell you"
"Because she's not mean like that!", I shout, "She wouldn't tell me how she feels knowing I had a girlfriend!"
This is fucking unbelievable
"Why does it matter Woo? She's happy with Hyun"
"No she's not!", I yell, "I lied! She's not happy! She broke up with him!"
Oh fuck, the guy she was talking about...the one that slipped away...it has to be me
"I like him..... love him but I took too long to say anything to him. And when I was ready to tell him, he was with someone else"
It fits...it has to be me
Oh my god, she loves me
"Ok but that still doesn't matter Wooyoung. It's over, in the past. You love me"
"No I don't", I tell her
I've never said I love you to her before so I don't know where she's getting that from
"What do you mean you don't?", she gapes
"I don't", I repeat, "I love her"
I finally said it out loud and it's like a huge weight off my shoulders
I'm in love with my best friend
"Her?", Binna screeches, "Since when?"
"Since always", I answer, "I always loved her since I could remember. She was the one I always wanted"
"The fuck Wooyoung? Then why did you say yes to me?"
"Because I thought I had no shot with her", I exclaim, "I thought she knew you were going to come on to me. I thought she didn't feel like that for me"
God, I was so wrong
And fuck, I'm glad I was wrong and she loves me
And I'm enraged that Binna did this to her
"We're over", I tell Binna
She looks at me enraged, "Why, because of her? You don't even know if she still loves you!"
I don't know for sure but I think she does
I have to talk to her
Now
"I'm sorry", I tell her, not sorry at all, "We're done"
I turn away from her, practically running to her door
"You're leaving me for the off chance that she still loves you? Are you fucking kidding, you asshole?"
I stop at her door and turn around
"That's one reason", I growl, "The other is that you hurt my best friend. You knew how she felt and you betrayed her. You hurt her and you didn't and still don't care that you did. Even if I didn't love her, I'd never be with someone like you"
She stares at me in disbelief but I don't have time for her
I leave her apartment, calling a car on my phone, anxious to get to her
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Pounding on her door, I wait for her to open it
I have to talk to her
Right now
The door opens, a look of annoyance on her face
"Wooyoung what the fuck? Are you trying to break-"
I cut her off, stepping inside her apartment, pulling her to me and crashing my lips to hers in a kiss
My entire world changes in an instant, fire flooding my veins, my head spinning, chills running up and down my spine
The kiss, it feels so right
I knew she was my one
I knew it
At first she kisses me back but then after a few seconds she pushes on my chest, breaking the kiss and backing away
"What the hell Woo?"
And I just go off
"Why didn't you tell me?", I demand
She rolls her eyes, moving around me and closing her front door, "Tell you what?"
I spin around to face her, "That I'm the one you want? That you love me? That I'm your one who got away"
Her eyes widen in shock, "How the fuck-"
"Binna told me!", I exclaim, "She made a stupid comment on how she was glad she got to me first and I asked her what the hell that meant"
She looks at me with slight fear and nausea on her face
"She told me everything! How she knew you loved me, how she knew you were going to tell me how you felt on the same day she made a move on me. How she stole me from you"
She shakes her head, "You weren't mine to steal away Woo"
Yes I was
I was always hers
Always
"Why didn't you say anything? Why didn't you call her out on her shit? Why didn't you tell me what happened?"
"And what would that have accomplished Woo? Nothing", she snaps, "You were already with her. Unlike her, I don't go behind people's backs. I don't steal boyfriends, I don't break people up. I didn't even know how you felt about me, if what I said would even matter"
I gape at her
Of course it would matter
She's my best friend
And even if I didn't feel anything for her I wouldn't have been with Binna because she hurt my best friend
I wasn't lying when I told Binna that
"You should have told me", I tell her, "I would never have stayed with Binna. Not when she hurt you like that"
"Doesn't matter anymore"
"Of course it matters!", I explode, "You're more important than her! Than anyone! How could you think I wouldn't care that she hurt you? Of course I'd care!"
She looks away from me nodding, "I'm sorry Woo. I didn't mean to imply you wouldn't care. I know you would have. But I just...I had just gotten the courage to tell you how I feel....I couldn't tell you what she did. If the situation was now then yeah I'd tell you but back when it happened....I still let people walk all over me then. I was still the quiet shy girl who wanted no confrontation. So I let it go"
I can understand that
She has changed so much in the year and a half I've been with Binna
She's more outgoing, tougher
Doesn't let anyone walk all over her, tells you how it is, doesn't sugarcoat things, stands up for herself
I guess that's a direct result of Binna fucking her over
"As long as you're happy, I could deal with it", she says
She shouldn't have to
My happiness shouldn't be at her expense
And she has no idea that she is what would have made me happiest of all
"Look, Woo, I'm sorry you found out this way ok? But really, it doesn't matter", she says, "You still love Binna and I get it ok"
No she doesn't get it
"Two days ago...when you did my hair. When you said Hyun wasn't the guy you wanted....that guy is still me?"
I need to know before I tell her how I feel
I need to know if she still feels that way for me
I need her to say it
I was so angry and so jealous when she was talking about the guy who got away
Wishing it was me she was talking about me
I have to know if she was
She looks at me wearily, "What are you doing Woo? Why are you asking me this?"
"Just answer Jo", I ask
"No, I'm not answering Wooyoung. This conversation is over. There's no reason for me to answer this when you still have a girlfriend. I told you, I don't break up relationships", she snaps, turning away from me, "Just...just go home ok? I'll see you for the shoot tomorrow"
She starts walking towards her bedroom and I just stare at her in shock
For a second
"Joanne Hayes, don't you fucking walk away from me!", I shout
She turns around, her eyes wide, looking at me like I'm insane
"I fucking love you, you dummy!", I yell, "I don't want Binna, I never wanted her! I left her! I wanted you! I always wanted you! You think you were the only one who was chicken shit? I was too! You're my one that got away!"
Her mouth drops, "What?"
"I always loved you", I confess, "And the only reason I went out with Binna was because I thought there was no shot with you! I know girls have like a girl code like guys do. I didn't think I'd ever get to be with you because one of your friends asked me out. I thought you knew and because she went ahead and asked me, I thought you didn't feel that way for me and you were ok with me being with her. I also knew if her and I ever broke up, you wouldn't go behind her back and be with her ex. I thought I'd never be with you, so I said yes to her"
God, I was so stupid back then too
Too scared to tell my best friend I was in love with her for years
That's she was who I wanted
And Binna asking me out really put me in a hard place for the reasons I just told her
Joanne is a very loyal person and she wouldn't hurt people she cares about
But now that all of this has come to light....I don't care about Binna
If it's between her and Binna, I'm choosing her, always
My girl who got away
She stands there gaping at me, not moving from her spot
"I'll always choose you Jo. Always", I tell her, "So if it's me you were talking about the other day and you love me like I love you and you want to be with me, put your money where your mouth is and get the fuck over here and kiss me. Now"
In a fraction of a second she moves, running right to me
My heart fills with pure happiness when I catch her in my arms, her mouth against mine in a mind altering kiss
I pick her up, her arms around my neck, fingers in my hair, legs wrapped around my waist, tongue against mine as she kisses me deeply
"I love you Woo", she says between kisses, joy, relief, love pouring over me hearing her words
She loves me
The girl I love, the girl I pined for loves me too
"I love you Jo", I tell her, my lips right back on hers when I finish speaking
"Fuck, baby all I wanted was you", she whispers
"All I wanted was you too princess", I answer, pressing pecks to her soft lips, "Always, from when we were kids baby. It was always you"
"It was always you Woo. Always. I thought I lost you"
"Never baby. I'll always be yours. I'll always love you"
"I'll always love you baby", she answers, her gorgeous brown eyes looking at me with so much love
I smile, so unbelievably happy I finally got my girl
She closes the space between us, her lips on mine, kissing me deeply
I fall into her kiss, so fucking ecstatic I can finally have them all the time
My feet move on their own, going right to her bedroom
I know the way with my eyes closed
We fall on the bed, her lips glued to mine as she keeps me against her
Her fingers move in my hair, playing with the strands at the back of my head, sending shivers up my spine
I can't stop my hands from touching her, moving under her shirt and finally feeling her warm soft skin
"Woo", she murmurs, her hands moving down my body and pulling my shirt up, her fingers grazing my skin and making me tremble against her touch
We break the kiss momentarily as she pulls my shirt off me and I take hers off
Then our lips are against each other's again as my hands move around her boobs, softly squeezing
"Mmm baby", she whispers, her body arching against mine as my fingers brush against her nipples
Dragging kisses down her neck, I continue the path to her boob
"Woo", she cries, her hand buried in my hair and pulling, getting even more riled up than I already am
Lavishing licks on her nipple, I feel it get hard against my tongue, her moans music to my ears
Wrapping my mouth around her nipple, I suck on it, loving the way it feels in my mouth as she screams louder
I stay on her boob, sucking hard as I push down her pants and panties, her legs kicking them off for me
Switching to her other nipple, I continue my sucking while touching her cunt
I moan in her skin as I feel how utterly wet she is
Soaked
And it's all for me
Slowly, I slide two fingers in her tiny hole, her cunt squeezing as soon as I'm in
Fuck, she's going to feel so fucking amazing on my dick
Pulling my fingers out, I thrust them back inside over and over, her moans louder than before
I move my fingers inside her, searching for that spot that will have her fall apart for me
God, I want to see that so badly
Pressing down inside her, she cries out and I smirk around her nipple
Found it
I concentrate on driving my fingers right into her spot, moving my palm against her clit at the same time
She flood my hand, leaking out around us and I bet she's drenching the sheets
I keep working her over with my fingers, letting go of her nipple and sliding down to her pretty pussy
Latching onto her clit, I keep my tongue against it as I suck
"Wooyoung! Oh god!", she screams, her hips moving, fucking my fingers as she meets my thrusts
Her little clit throbs hard against my lips sending pleasure down to my already painfully hard cock
Switching, I give her clit long licks using all of my tongue, starting with the flat of it and ending with flicking her bump with the tip
"Yes, Wooyoung, yes baby!", she cries, "Oh my god"
"Mmm", I moan into her, feeling her cunt pulse impossibly fast around my fingers
She's right there
Shoving my fingers inside just as I suck her clit back in my mouth has her screaming loudly as she orgasms
I raise my eyes, watching the beautiful sight of her coming in front of me
God, she's fucking ethereal, her face and body in so much pleasure
I finger and suck her through it, her pussy so fucking wet, it's all over my hand
When she finishes, I pull my fingers out and slip my tongue down, into her waiting hole
"Oh god", she whimpers, her fingers tightening in my hair
I get a first taste of her cum and my god it's so good
So sweet, like candy
Pulling my tongue out, I lick along her pussy, spreading her slit with my tongue and ending on her clit
Then I do it again and again, thoroughly enjoying eating her cunt
She squirms a bit so I move my arms around her legs, holding her down and open for me
"I'm not done yet princess", I tell her, slurping around her clit, "I want more. You came on my fingers now you have to cum on my tongue"
"Woo...I...don't...think....I don't know..."
"You can", I assure her, "No matter how long it takes, you're gonna cum on my tongue, then on my cock"
"Fuck", she whimpers
"I could eat you, fuck you all night princess. Make you cum again and again", I tell her
"Jesus, Woo"
"You want that baby?", I ask
"Yes", she cries, "Yes Woo, fuck, I want you"
"Good baby. I want you too. So fucking much", I assure her between licks, "And now that you're finally mine, I'm gonna fuck you and make you cum over and over. Sound good?"
"So good", she agrees
I go back to eating her cunt, sliding my tongue in her pulsing hole again, feeling the clenching on my tongue down in my dick
I can't wait to be inside her
As I tongue fuck her perfect pussy, her cream runs everywhere, all over my face, my chin, sliding down my neck, soaking me just how I like it
I swallow as much as I can, the taste of her my new favorite flavor
Her hand pulls and tugs my hair hard, sending pleasure down my spine and I moan in her pussy
"Fuck princess, harder", I demand, "Pull harder"
"Hmmm", she whimpers
"Remember what I told you about my hair baby?", I ask in between thrusting my tongue in her cunt, my eyes on her
She looks down at me, biting her lip as she says, "You like when your hair is pulled"
"That's right princess", I confirm, "So do it for me, yeah?"
"Yeah baby", she whispers, tugging hard, making me smile
I don't know what it is or why I like it but pulling my hair gets me so fucking horny
It should hurt and on some level it does but it just turns me on more
And right now, it's making me eat her cunt faster
"Wooyoung", she cries, "I'm coming. Oh fuck!"
I shove as much as my tongue inside her cunt as I can as she orgasms, her cream flooding my tongue and mouth
I swallow eagerly, the pulses of her cunt feeling so fucking good as she screams my name
Her fingers pull my hair this way and that, her hips pushing her cunt into my face as her body arches
And I love every fucking minute of it
Every minute
As soon as she finishes, I pull my tongue out, licking and cleaning her pussy as I get out of my pants and boxers
I move over her, her arms wrapping around my neck, pulling me down on top of her, her soft smooth skin against mine, her lips kissing me
Her legs wrap around me as I kiss her deeply, slowly pushing my aching cock into her
"Mmmm", she moans in my mouth as her pussy takes me so fucking pleasurably, latching on my cock and sucking me in as I move
God, she feels so fucking good, like I've never felt before
Her body pressed against mine, her hips moving up as I get more and more inside her tight drenched cunt
She feels incredible sliding open for me as I bottom out
"Oh god Woo", she moans, her hands back in my hair as she kisses me
I stay inside her, just feeling her wrapped around me, the soft spasms of her cunt keeping a hum of pleasure running through me
"Fuck princess", I murmur, moving my kisses to her pretty neck, "You feel so good"
"Mmm you too Woo"
"Yeah baby. Fuck, do you feel how perfect we are together? How I fit perfectly inside you, how you fit perfectly wrapped around me?"
"Yes Wooyoung, I feel it", she whimpers, her cunt clenching my cock hard, sending pleasure up my spine
"You're mine", I whisper, kissing a spot that has her moaning loudly, "All mine. Always mine"
She nods, "Yes Woo. And you're mine baby"
"Always princess. I was always yours and I'll always be yours"
"I love you Wooyoung"
I groan in her neck, absolutely loving hearing those words from her
"I love you Joanne. Always princess"
"Always Woo"
With that, I start moving, pulling out of her then slowly sliding back in, making sure I'm all inside her again, so deep in her
Her hand tugs my hair, pulling my head back as I increase my speed, thrusting into her, the sound of our skin against each other's loud in her room
One of her hands moves around me, her fingers digging in my back as she moans for me, her pussy taking me over and over, utter bliss falling over me
She groans loudly when my head hits her spot, calling my name, begging me fuck her there
And I oblige, driving my cock right into her spot, watching the pleasure in her face, feeling her shake under me, feeling her gorgeous legs tighten around my waist
Moving to my knees, I lean my hand next to her head, wrap my other arm around her waist and hold her up against me, fucking into her harder, smashing her spot
"Yes Wooyoung! Yes! Baby!", she screams, clinging onto me
I'm in so much bliss, her cunt stretching so wonderfully around me, spasming quickly, creaming my cock like I can't fucking believe
I've never had a pussy cream this much before, it's all over my cock, my lap, my legs, the bed
So fucking pretty
"Please Woo", she whimpers, tears falling down her face as I slam into her, "Sss....so good. Ggg..gonna cum"
"Yes baby", I grunt, "Cum around my cock. Want it now princess"
Burying inside her, she screams, shaking uncontrollably under me as she cums, her cunt strangling my cock, squirt pouring from her, the sight of it streaming around my cock so fucking pornographic
"Wooyoung! Wooyoung! Wooyoung!"
Her cries of my name turn me on like nothing else and I go faster than I thought possible, fucking her through her orgasm
Her squirt is flying everywhere, hitting my chest, my stomach, the bed
"Yes baby", I urge, intense pleasure from her orgasm assaulting my body, "So pretty. Fuck, so beautiful coming for me. Such a pretty princess"
When she's done, I pull out, turning her over, moving her to her hands and knees, sinking right back into her
"Fuck", we both yell, her ass moving back until she crashes into me, burying my cock inside her, squeezing hard
Stars blast in my vision as I moan
Leaning over her, I wrap my arm around her middle and start moving, plunging into her waiting cunt over and over, pressing kisses all over her shoulder
"Woo, baby, you feel so good", she whimpers, rocking back on my dick as I move into her, taking me deeper than before
"No you feel good baby", I whisper, fucking harder into her, "So tight around me, so wet for me"
"Mmm you're so fucking big Woo, so hard", she moans, "Gonna make me cum again"
I know, I can feel it
Feel her pussy get tighter, feel the incredible pleasure of pushing through that tightness, her cream soaking me, her pussy so fucking wet, the squelching sounds of my cock entering her sounding in the room
"Please make me cum", she sobs, her body trembling in bliss
"I will baby", I assure her, stroke after stroke hitting her spot, "Make you cum all over my cock again"
Sheathing my length inside her, she screams my name the loudest she has all night, her body visibly shuddering as she orgasms
I choke on a moan as incredible ecstasy tramples over me
"Cum Wooyoung!", she yells, her cunt throbbing in my cock in a vice grip, "Please Woo, want your cum inside me"
"Fff...fuck! Joanne!", I yell, my vision turning white as I cum deep in her pussy, my body shaking from the pure utter pleasure, "Yes baby, fuck, fuck, yes"
Her pussy clenches my cock over and over as I pump cum into her, both of us moaning loudly
As the pleasure slowly fades we both collapse on the bed
I pull out of her, her whimpers so soft
Wrapping my arm around her, I pull her against me, her back against my chest
She turns back, her arm reaching around my neck and pulling me down into a kiss
"I love you Woo", she whispers, then kisses me again
I fall into her kiss, so fucking happy she's mine
When the kiss ends, I look down in her eyes, moving her hair out of her face
"I love you Jo. So much baby"
She smiles, taking my hand and kissing the back of it, "So much Woo"
She turns back around, moving back into me and snuggling, pulling my arm over her again
I secure my arm around her, kissing the back of her neck as I settle next to her
"Nap time princess?", I ask against her skin
"Nap time baby", she confirms, "Is that ok?"
"More than ok", I agree, "As long as you stay right here in my arms"
"Deal", she giggles
I smile, kissing her shoulder, holding her tightly, closing my eyes, completely relaxed and happy I got my one that got away
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blueicequeen19 · 2 years ago
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DHP Pt. 8
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Warnings: angst, oral
Series ML
JJ doesn’t say anything at my confession. If anything he seems annoyed by it, his brows coming together in confusion as he looks away from me. I’m about to demand he say something or I’ll start crying but he slowly stands, offering me his hand.
“I gotta finish loading up the rest of my stuff in my truck then you can follow me to the Chateau.” I take his hand, unease filling my gut.
“Do the Pogues know about—?”
“About us sleeping together? No. They’ll definitely get a kick out of me getting someone pregnant though. They always joked it would be me first.” A pain of jealousy goes through me but I ignore it, following him into his old house.
“Better to rip the bandaid off. They’re cool.” JJ says, grabbing a few black duffel bags off the floor and leading me back outside. I glance around the living room, masking my distaste but also the guilt for making JJ come back here. It was trashed. It screamed toxic and hurt.
I quickly followed him back outside, gasping when I feel a flutter in my stomach and quickly cupping my bump.
“What is it? What’s wrong?” JJ asks frantically, placing his large palm over my stomach without hesitation.
“I think I feel him kicking.” I whisper, my eyes wide as I try to find the movement again. It happens, firmly against JJ’s palm and I watch the way his eyes light up. His smile is blinding as we wait for another kick, my heart beating rapidly in my chest.
“He’s kicking.” JJ breathes, smiling down at me like he’s just won the lottery. I guess in a way he has. I wanted to build a life better than what he’s leaving behind. What we’re leaving behind. One things for sure, I always wanted to see him smile like that.
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“Congratulations?” Pope says with a grimace, looking around to the rest of the Pogues as they pass around the ultrasound pictures. I expected some sort of reaction from Kiara but her expression remains stoic from the moment she saw us arrive.
“Guys! This is good news! He even has JJ’s nose!” Sarah beams, leaning into John B as she smiles. It was odd that the baby - our son - resembled JJ so much already. Would he even look like me at all?
“We didn’t even know you were together.”
“They’re not.” Kiara’s irritated voice rings out among the group, causing everyone to look at her. “Just fucking, right J?” Kiara shoots JJ a look and I stiffen.
“Kie—.” JJ starts but she shakes her head, getting to her feet.
“Did you tell them what you did at Midsummers? How you almost drowned Bryce in a fucking toilet? He’s going to come for all of us. He’s not going to just let her walk away. Pregnant or not.”
“What the fuck—?” Someone says but I’m shaking my head, taking a step towards the angry brunette.
“Bryce doesn’t care about me. He’s with someone else.” I snap. How dare she try to act like she knows more about my own life than I do.
“How long has this been going on? Bryce’s family is powerful. More powerful than Topper’s.” Sarah asks.
“All summer? Since that first fight, right?” Kiara announces with an angry shake of her head.
“Shut up, Kie. You don’t know—.” JJ starts but she cuts him off with a wave of her hand.
“No it’s fine. You got your family now, right? Everything you ever wanted. A son on the way. A Kook on your arm. Your dad is gone. Do you even need us anymore?” Pope reaches for Kiara to calm her down but she jerks away from him, stomping towards the house and disappearing inside with a loud slam of the front door.
“Don’t worry about her. Kie takes awhile to come around.” Sarah appears next to me, taking my hand as she continues to stare down at the ultrasound picture. I force a smile, swallowing the lump in my throat.
“I can’t get into my apartment until tomorrow. Is it fine if we stay here tonight?” JJ sits down next to John B, taking Sarah’s seat as she gushes over baby items and names.
“Yea man, whatever you guys need.” John B throws an arm over his best friends shoulder, giving him a side hug as they smile to themselves.
“Another Pogue, huh? Is he going to have sticky fingers like his father?” John B teases, making the rest of the group laugh.
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“I’ll take the floor if you want the bed.” JJ says, a pillow and blanket under each arm. I roll my eyes as I climb into the small bed. It oddly enough felt comforting to be in his bed wearing his clothes to sleep in. Even though he called his dads house home, the Chateau was his safe place. This was his bed and his space.
“You think we can’t sleep next to each other? I’m already pregnant.” I tease, watching as he bites back a smile with a shake of his head. JJ flips the lights off before crawling in next to me, careful not to touch me. My hearts races in my chest just from being so close to him but eventually we both drift off in comfortable silence after a long day.
I jolt awake, the intense dream I just had wrecking me from the inside out. These hormones were no joke. I was constantly undeniably horny. It was a wet dream and I'd almost came in my panties. My breath comes in pants as I try to slow my racing heart but my clit was throbbing painfully while JJ slept peacefully next to me.
If I got up, he'd surely wake up. Maybe I can just quietly get myself off and go back to sleep. It felt wrong to do this next to him while he slept but the ache was too great. I wouldn't be able to go back to sleep like this.
I lift up my hips and slowly push his basketball shorts down my thighs. I slide my hand between my legs, my body jerking when my fingers find my slick, plump clit through my panties. It takes everything in me not to moan as I push my panties down next. My entire body practically trembles as I push two fingers to my clit, using my other hand to bite down on. I was so close already, this would be quick and I could go back to sleep. I widen my legs as much as I can, planting my heels in the mattress as I gather my wetness and press into my opening. I gasp against my hand, biting down on my own flesh as I push two fingers inside myself. I can't help it as my back starts to arch off the bed and I have to stop to catch my breath. I felt like I was going to scream. The intensity wasn't something I'd experienced before from just a dream. I'm about to say fuck it and go into the bathroom when a hand finds my wrist, pulling my hand free. I suck in a breath as JJ props himself up next to me, the heat in his gaze undeniable.
"I-I'm sorry. I can't help it. These hormones are so intense." I whisper, my thighs trembling with my impending release.
"Fuck." JJ bites out, his hand releasing my wrist to slip back between my thighs. He's hesitant with his touch, like he's afraid I'm too sensitive. When his fingers brush my clit, I keen, my back arching off the mattress.
"You're so wet." He murmurs, gently circling my clit as I shake uncontrollably next to him.
"I know. I can't help it. It won't stop." I cry softly, clenching my teeth as he circles my entrance.
"This happens a lot?" JJ rasps, bringing his fingers back to my clit.
"I've been uncontrollably horny for weeks. I brought my toys but they're packed away." I admit, my face heating with embarrassment.
"Toys. As in multiple." JJ shakes with a laugh before moving between my legs, dropping down on his stomach. He moves my legs over his shoulders, his hands finding my hips as he looks up at me with those fucking lust filled eyes.
"Cover your face with the pillow. Don't want you screaming the house down." JJ instructs, not looking away as he licks a stripe up my slit. I nod in agreement, taking the pillow out from under my head and bringing it down over my face. It almost made it worse not being able to see him. I feel his breath fan across my pussy before he flicks my clit. I jerk, feeling his hands tighten on my hips before he does it again.
"God, you're so creamy. I'm going to have to change the sheets." JJ's deep, husky voice has me clenching around nothing while attempting to lift my hips in search of his mouth. His skilled mouth finds my clit, licking and sucking until I explode, my cries muffled by the pillow. The wave keeps coming, not allowing me a moment to breathe as I cum again and again on his tongue until we’re both drenched. My thighs tremble uncontrollably, attempting to clamp shut on their own but JJ fights me, keeping them open as he feasts endlessly.
“JJ, please, please, I can’t take anymore. Please stop.” I yank on his hair, my eyes pricked with tears as another orgasm rips through me. I slowly come back down from seeing stars, my chest heaving as I open my eyes to find the pillow gone and JJ on top of me.
Just by the intensity in his eyes and the way he’s trembling, I think he might give in and kiss me. I want him to. I could feel how hard he was through his thin shorts, his cock pressed firmly against my thigh. My body and heart ache for him but the longer we stay unmoving, the more I see his walls being put back up and he sighs, rolling off me.
“I’m sorry. I—.”
“Don’t apologize. I’ll take care of you while my child is inside you. I don’t want you hooking up with anyone else.” JJ says sternly, not seeing the look I shoot at him in the dark.
“Thanks. I appreciate it.” I deadpan, rolling over to give him my back, the mood officially over.
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honoviadakai · 1 year ago
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Diaboys at a Carne Asada with Hispanic S/O/Reader: Mukami edition
Ruki:
The moment you tell him your family invited them to the family Carne Asada, he’s already mentally recalling any and all books he might have in his library about Hispanic culture
The ever well read eldest Mukami son will NOT attend any sort of event without proper preparations sooo…I’d give yourself a week in advance…minimum
He’s also gonna learn the language as best he can
He’s not gonna be 100% fluent but he’s gonna sound like he is and that’s what’s important to him
Once you both arrive he’s met with generally well reception
At least from the women in your family
He’s handsome, well educated and quite the gentleman from their perspective! So don’t be surprised if they start gushing and even asking when you two plan to tie the knot
Now the men in your family…that’s a different story all together…
Depending on how they are, at best they’re indifferent about him and at worst they wanna mess with the “smart boy”
For the love of all that is pure and holy in this world, keep an eye on him so he doesn’t verbally tear someone a new one! 🙏
He’s also not scoring a lot of points with the kids in your family.
He might indulge them in a board game but if they wanna play a physical game like soccer, he’s probably not gonna do it so your cousins think he’s a little lame
He won’t drink beer, it smells too cheap and gross for him
Flat out will not partake in most of the stuff the men do
For example
If they start talking about cars, at best he’s gonna start expositing the history of how cars came to be
They wanna talk about farming? He’s gonna teach them the entirety of this history of agriculture from EVERY culture
Yeeeah…he’s not popular with the guy and some of the kids…
BUT! As stated earlier, he’s a hit with the women in your family!
He’ll help with any cooking and cleaning that anyone needs help with
Might show off and make a few dishes of his own that will be an instant hit with everyone
The dotting and fawning the other women are having towards him might be annoying to a good chunk of your family though
This guy unfortunately radiates too much rich white boy privilege to be truly accepted
Honestly bringing him is so dividing amongst your family that you’re better off bringing him every other invite
Kou:
Hooboi
This one’s gonna be fun 😈
This idea comes courtesy from @magnificentkidclamclod and I couldn’t agree more with her
The second you get the invite, sit Kou down and teach him about Selena (and really any Hispanic artists you can think of)
By the time the day ends, he’s a Selena Stan, memorizing her songs and dances and even thinking of writing a song of his own to honor her
If you show him a document about her life, keep an eye on him cuz the moment he finds out she was murdered and said murderer is alive, he’s gonna try to find her and start shit
As much as we’d all want him to…don’t, we don’t need a bloodbath on our hands here
Now to the party itself
If any family members of your family like J-pop…well I hope you liked hearing while it lasted, cuz the second he walks in, expect loud screams/squeals
He might get swarmed so help him by clearing a path and making it clear that he’s just here to enjoy the event and that he’s taken
He’s not very helpful in the kitchen or anything but your family thinks it’s kinda funny how useless this pop star is in the kitchen so they won’t complain
They’re also gonna tease his low spice tolerance but you and the younger kids will console him
He’s a hit with the kids since he’ll play with them and even perform silly little songs and dances for them
He doesn’t like beer, he prefers sweet, fruity cocktails
He might get teased for them but he’ll probably take the opportunity to drink some humans under the table as petty revenge
He’s gonna score some huge respect points with the men in your family
Now when it comes to the women, expect him to be an official member of the Chisme circle by the end of the night
He. LOVES. It.
It’s not only a good way to learn more about you and your family but it gives him a good space to vent with a genuine support group
This is a good thing for him but it’s kind of a weird thing for you
The reason is because he’s gonna know things about your family before YOU
Someone got a promotion? He knew hours ago
Someone went through a nasty break up? He sent them a gift basket days ago
Someone died? He had the funeral planned months in advance
It’s more than a little off putting…but you don’t have the heart to take that from him 😔
Now he’s canonical a pop idol, so there is no doubt in anyone’s minds that he’s gonna SLAY on the dance floor
But he’s surprisingly very good at singing along to songs, especially Selena songs
Don’t be fooled though, he doesn’t really understand the language, he’s just listened to the songs enough times to know the lyrics word for word 🤣
He’s not gonna learn the language fast but given enough time he’ll learn, eventually
He’s definitely gonna be someone your family hopes you bring at EVERY event
Yuma:
Yuma “Big Bear” Mukami…
Oh he’s gonna be welcomed with open arms
Now before he goes he genuinely might not go because it’s “too much of a hassle, I have gardening to do ya know!”
Tell him there’s free food, alcohol and if the even is gonna be at a ranch, tell him there’s animals and crops
He’s gonna change his tune real quick
Once he goes, he’s gonna have so much fun!
The moment he arrives…everyone is in awe at how big this dude is…it’s gonna boost his already huge ego
Expect him to flex and bost about his monstrous size, he’ll even put kids on his shoulders and spin them around for fun
Your family is gonna LOVE this rowdy man
Big dude in this case means big alcohol tolerance, he’s gonna drink your dad, uncles, grandfather and your neighbors under the table. They might end up adopting him by the time he wins 😆
He’s also very helpful in the kitchen and with cleaning.
He understands the importance of helping out to do hard work so if he sees your mom or someone else needs help, he’s getting off his ass to help
ALL the kids love him and want him to play with them
This dude is gonna become a human(vampiric) jungle gym so don’t get upset if your little cousin and siblings don’t wanna share him because he’s the perfect playmate for them
He’s not as good a dancer as Kou but you bet your bottom dollar he can throw down a good hoedown at least
His dancing style is powerful, aggressive and oddly sexy
Don’t be suprised if some of the women swoon over him
He’ll also help out with any crops and livestock
Hell, he’s even gonna share/swap farming/gardening advice
You might not see him again for a while once he starts talking about this tbh sooo…go get some food ^^;
Speaking of food, this guy eats like it’s the last meal he’s ever gonna eat
He’s also got a high spice tolerance that’s only rivaled by Azusa so the family will be impressed
They won’t be impressed with his Spanish skills but he’s stubborn and absolutely wants to learn for your sake and boy howdy does your family respect the effort
Honestly by the end of the night, it kinda feels like your family loves Yuma more than you 😂
Honestly they’re more excited for you two to get married that you two are soooo hop to it!
Azusa:
Oh Azusa…
Sweet little Azusa…
This one’s…gonna be tricky…
On one hand, you know how oh so sweet this man is and you know that he’d never intentionally hurt your family
On the other hand…it’s Azusa…
….
Listen, you gotta lay down the law with this guy
He’s a sweetheart that loves you with his whole undead heart but you NEED to let him know that he’s not allowed to play with knives or hurt himself in anyway on purpose
Even with a warning and some prep time, your family might not be super positively receptive to him
He’s tiny, looks frail(they bandages don’t help) and he speaks a tad slowly
Honestly your family might initially think he’s terminally ill or something
First thing they’re gonna do is sit him somewhere warm and give him a BIG plate of food
Ofc he’ll accept it gratefully, he’s gonna ask for hot sauce though
You told him about your tia’s extra spicy salsa and he really wants to try it
At first your family advises him not to, but he insists that he can
So they reluctantly give him some…
And he loves it! Hell he’s not even sweating!
That immediately impresses everyone and makes them less tense so they’re more comfortable with him being your lover
He’s gonna scare your little cousins though
Not because he’s being mean or hurting them
It’s cuz they asked him to play soccer…
The kids accidentally kicked the ball in his face and made his nose bleed, but Azusa didn’t even react much and even asked if they wanted to do that again but harder
This unnerves the kids but he’ll remember your words
He’s gonna try to be playful and act silly for them, it might not work for all of them but some of the kids will like him at least
He helps out when he can but…he’s just really accident prone…keep an eye on him when he’s washing dishes…please
He’s gonna drink with the men just to be polite, but he honestly doesn’t like beer
But if it’s to make your family happy, he’ll happily choke down the bitter beer
The men can tell but they honestly think it’s sweet that he’s enduring drinking with them just to keep everyone happy
They’ll eventually stop him and offer him some horchata or jamica instead
Azusa isn’t good at fast paced dancing, slow dancing is more his forte so get ready to be swept off your feet 😉
His Spanish skills….well they’re abysmal at best
He’s gonna eventually learn basic phrases like “Mi nombre es Azusa” or “¿Donde esta el baño?” But that’s about all he’s gonna know for a few years
Spanish is tricky for him so be patient
Over all your family does like him…but they think he’s odd…very sweet! But very odd…
Be careful when bringing him because he’s the one between the Mukami’s that might accidentally let them know he and his family are vampires
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taylorannnx · 1 year ago
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I need to gush about my upcoming game
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[Alt text: A graphic with floral corner borders in the bottom left and top right corners with Chefs de Partie written in the center. Above the title reads hashtag Chefs de Partie. Below the title reads served on January 24th 2024 only at DriveThruRPG.]
Chefs de Partie is a co-op minigame for your ongoing RPG campaign that runs on Iron Core. Gather your party and cook a meal together, narrating your successes and failures with either heavenly or disastrous results.
This one page game includes the core rules (written by me) and six recipes that demonstrate how the game interacts with four different systems: D&D 5e, Blades in the Daek, Fate Core, snd Lasers & Feelings. The recipes are written by some of TTRPGs rising stars (literally my dream team!!!):
Austin Taylor, of Secret Mysteries of Nerd Histories fame whose game design you'll have seen in Deimos Academy and Til the Last Gasp
Basil Wright, a Storytelling Collective 2023 Creative Laurette and game designer of Pelegos
Danny Quach, author of Digital THICCNESS, AP superstar, and Roll20 angel
DT 'Honey' Saint, whose food based TTRPG contributions I've admired since she DMed Spice of Life at Roll20 Con three years ago, and whose charity work "Honeybunches of Hope" is incredible
Erin Roberts, a game design role model of mine whose name you may know from Journeys Through the Radiant Citadel
Poorna M, one have of Weave Games, who recently made one of my all time favourite games, a Christmas rom com duet called Love is on the Cards with her design partner Armaan Babu
As if that wasn't enough, we've got the one and only Nala J Wu on graphic design (they have perfectly brought to life my vision of a restaurant menu for the layout) and Marielle Ko from Tales of Sina Una as our editor!
Biggest one page RPG? Maybe (it's A2 dimensions)
Most designers on a one page RPG? Possibly
But cooking is best done with friends and I've implemented that philosophy throughout the creation process. I'm so freaking hyped to bring the world this game (the recipes range from brioche cinnamon rolls to podi masala dosa) because the dish descriptions are something incredible!
My hope is that we reach 51 sales* in the first month. With royalty split and $3.95 per sale, my writers should make $0.10 a word if we reach our target goal. I've priced this so everyone gets paid fairly.
*at full price. There will be options in the game description to buy the game for 50% or 100% off because games shouldn't be gatekept by disposable income.
This game is a little silly downtime activity and I love every contribution with my whole heart. I'm so excited for it to release next month and I hope you consider buying it if you can!
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annimator · 3 months ago
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I know I’m more than 2 months late to the party, but I REALLY wanna gush about how much I loved All Stars’ finale.
It’s honestly my favourite Disventure Camp episode as of right now, because I have a good feeling Carnival of Chaos will be really great considering how much I’m rooting for a good majority of the cast
(Spoilers for the episode below [obviously] but I also mention smth from the TomJake’s spinoff’s last episode)
• Tom sounds like the kind of guy to practice confessing to his crush by talking to a photo of said crush lmao. Ashley’s being as great as always by being Tom’s wingwoman
• Awwww Hunter’s trying to cheer up Ally by showing a drawing of her :D (do you take commissions bro /j)
• Huntally kiss! :D Also Tess is there too lol
• NOBODY WANTED TO BE ON RIYA’S TEAM LMAO. ELLIE ONLY JOINED BECAUSE OF THE CHANCE TO GET 100K, AND ALEC WAS PICKED RANDOMLY AND WAS LIKE “yeah ok whatever”
• Everyone that was sitting in Jake’s stand was starring at Tom (Except James & Aiden) when he was choosing his first teammate before Ally volunteered lol
• Tom we’re not glossing over the fact that you got WATERBOARDED. Also him saying that confessing to Jake is the most stressful thing he’s ever done is a mood.
• Dat scene of the thumbnail tho. ALSO THEY WERE BLUSHING >:DDDDDD
• “Get up guys! You can have your yaoi moment later!” LMAO BEST ALLY QUOTE RIGHT THERE
• Ally’s cartwheels were so fucking cool to watch, and I hope whoever animated that was paid well. I remember hearing in a greeting that acrobatics and gymnastics are a side hobby of hers but I can’t find the link to it :(
• BRO I WAS SO FUCKING HAPPY TO SEE FIORE CALL OUT FOR ALEC AND JUMP OFF THE STANDS TO HELP HIM OUT. SHE FINALLY SHOWED THAT SHE CARES FOR HIM AND HE RETURNED THE FAVOUR BY PROTECTING HER FROM THE PAINT ARROWS AND THE HORE CARRIAGE.
• Also speaking of, when it panned to show all the contestants reacting to Alec getting shot, everybody had concern on their face besides Yul’s bitchass having a shit-eating grin. Guess he called Alec an insufferable nerd for a reason lol
• Seeing Alec forfeit being Riya’s helper was rlly great. Icing on top was Fiore flipping her off lol
• LMAO GABBY DIDN’T EVEN WANNA HELP OUT RIYA, SHE JUST JOINED TO PROTECT ELLIE
• “Awwww! What a cute kitty!” GABBY THAT IS A WHOLE ASS TIGER WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
• The slow-mo moment of Tom shielding Jake from the paint arrow was pretty cool and funny at the same time lol
• RIYA WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT
• THE WAY ELLIE IMMEDIATELY WENT TO HELP OUT GABBY BY TRYING TO PULL HER ARM OFF OF THE TIGER MY GOD I LOVE THEM SM
• Tom managed to fight off that tiger, what a madlad
• “What the hell was that Riya?!” “What? We won!” “You hurt my girlfriend you piece of shit!” YEAH TELL HER ELLIE
• Ellie would’ve beat the shit out of Riya if this finale wasn’t televised and I would watch every second of that. And good on Ellie for realizing that some things are more important that money
• speaking of, I WAS GENUINELY NOT EXPECTING A GABELLIE KISS IN THE FINALE, BUT I LOVE THAT IT CAME AFTER ELLIE SAYING THAT SOME THINGS (LIKE GABBY) ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN MONEY
• Ngl I didn’t really gaf about the staff plot this season, but Derek & Trevor are rlly cute together! Carnival of Chaos will be more interesting now that they’re canon and hosting it together >:D
• “Kick Riya’s ass for me!” YEAAAAAAAAA
• Seeing James & Aiden root for Jake was really wholesome considering the fact that Jake had beef with both of them throughout the game before making amends. Aiden actually has the my favourite elimination because of his convo with Jake before leaving. Yul’s is a close second because his monologue after getting eliminated is ICONIC
• I also like that even though you don’t hear anyone else loudly root/cheer for Jake (Besides James, Aiden, and Miriam). You can tell that everyone (besides Yul lol) is rooting for him.
• TOM HELPED TO PUSH JAKE BACK UP ONTO THE PLATFORM AFTER RIYA KNOCKED HIM OFF
• Seeing Fiore by Alec’s side as all of the finale’s helpers were in a separate stand was so nice to see :DDDD
• Tom’s not beating the “physical touch as a love language” allegations. LOOK AT THE WAY HIS HANDS ARE ON JAKE’ SHOULDERS WITH A CUTE SMILE ON HIS FACE.
• Jeez Riya’s gone off the deep end considering what she said to Connor even though she’s supposedly “PrETeNdiNg”. I personally think she’s a really interesting character considering her entire character arc, but at the same time, I think she’s a bitch lol
• “Well! You just watch! Your leg will look like a SCRAP after what I do to him.” JESUS FUCK SHE WAS NOT JOKING SHE FUCKING HIT JAKE IN THE FUCKING THROAT WITH HER SWORD AND KICKED HIM OFF THE PLATFORM.
• I WAS WAITING SINCE LAST FUCKING MAY FOR JAKE AND TOM TO FINALLY TALK OUT THEIR ISSUES AND FOR THEM TO GET BACK TOGETHER AND THEIR CONFESSION SCENE WAS SO FUCKING WORTH THE WAIT BECAUSE OF WHAT TOM SAID TO JAKE.
• “Whenever you called, I just stared at the phone. I was haunted by my past and I was so scared of making another mistake. But you reminded me that I’m so much more than my setbacks. Jake, I… I care about you so much!” I NEED TO BE FUCKING SEDATED
• THEY KISSEDDDDDDD
• Tom rlly said “If there’s any chance you feel the same way” as if Jake wasn’t blushing earlier after Tom saved him. And Jake kissed him to shut him up omg
EDIT: Idk how I didn’t mention this (or forget for that matter), but the background crowd can basically be heard throughout a majority of the episode, and their cheers get louder during Gabellie’s kiss and Tomjake’s first kiss which is such a great detail that I noticed when I first watched the episode.
• “I know you’re just coping Riya. Being alone must stink. It’s how I felt for a long time.” I did not relish this quote when I first watched this scene but OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE THIS QUOTE IS A GOOD BOOK END FOR JAKE’S ALL STARS ARC. HE STARTED ALL STARS BY BASICALLY BEING ALL ON HIS OWN SINCE MIRIAM WAS ON A DIFFERENT TEAM BUT HE NOW HAS A LARGE GROUP OF PEOPLE ON HIS SIDE. AND KEEP NOTE OF THE PEOPLE BEHIND JAKE WHEN HE SAYS THIS. ASHLEY’S BEEN A GOOD FRIEND FOR JAKE THROUGH THICK AND THIN, JAMES, AIDEN, AND ALLY ALL BEEFED WITH JAKE DURING MOST OF THEIR TIME IN ALL STARS, BUT MANAGED TO PUT THEIR DIFFERENCES ASIDE BEFORE (or after in James’ case) THEY GOT ELIMINATED. AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON JAKE AND TOM’S WHOLE RELATIONSHIP.
• RIYA WON?! NO FUCKING WAY
• I loved how the episode panned to all the eliminated contestants’ reactions to Jake getting knocked off, especially the pan to Ashley, James, Aiden, Tom, and Ally, their faces were hilarious lol
• Ngl that scene of Jake being congratulated despite losing was kinda cheesy to me at first, but I think it’s pretty neat, AND I AM NOT COMPLAINING OVER ANOTHER TOMJAKE KISS >:D
• “I guess, as they say in fairy tales, the prince fails to beat the dragon, but at least he gets the knight in the end!” That’s so wholesome omggggg
• I LOVE HOW NOBODY (EXCEPT YUL BECAUSE HES GETTING MONEY) IS HAPPY OVER RIYA’S VICTORY LMAOOOOO.
• “Hope it was worth it. Money can’t buy friends.” Bro it’s just like that one yt comment said, “Damn, even Krystal didn’t want her to win” lol
• Seeing everyone happy on the bus ride to the airport was so wholesome; Ally, Hunter, & Tess happily playing switch together, Ashley getting a call from Will, Alec smiling as Fiore slept on his arm while he was reading, Ellie & Gabby holding each other with smiles on their face, AAAAA I LOVE IT SO MUCH
• The transition to Riya holding the money briefcase on her own was literally all I needed to know that the Tumblr blog that posted art of Riya winning but getting ignored by everyone had the gift of prophecy lol
• BRO THE WAY JAMES & AIDEN ARE HOLDING EACH OTHER GENUINELY ADDED HALF A DECADE TO MY LIFESPAN, ITS TGAT WHOLESOME
• “Oh we’re gonna spend so much overdue time together.” I WAS CHEERING SO HARD WHEN JAKE SAID THAT. I LOVE HOW EVERY WHOLESOME TOMJAKE SCENE HITS DIFFERENT KNOWING THAT THEY’RE CANONICALLY ENGAGED BY THE END OF THE TOMJAKE SPINOFF’S FIRST SEASON
• I love how Tom also invited Miriam to spend time with him and Jake since he knows that she and Jake had a great bond, only for Miriam to deny it since she knows Tom owes Jake time for themselves and themselves alone.
• I haven’t seen anyone point this out, but in the scene where the contestants go their separate ways at the airport, the people from season two exit the screen on the LEFT, while people from season one exit the screen on the RIGHT, with the only exceptions being Great exiting on the left, and Yul exiting in on the right. Alec also had Fiore on his shoulders, Jaiden, Tomjake, & Gabellie were holding hands as they exited the screen, and Ashley waved her hat in the air to wave goodbye.
• “The cameras are gone right?” “What difference does it make?” “It’s over. I can finally stop pretending!” I genuinely saw this coming from a mile away when I first watched this ep
• OKAY I HAVE WORDS TO SAY FOR CONNOR & RIYA’S LAST SCENE TOGETHER BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH IT PARALLELS WHAT ROSA SAID TO RIYA AFTER SHE GOT ELIMINATED BESIDES BOTH CONVOS ENDING WITH CONNOR AND ROSA SAYING THE SAME EXACT THING. SOMEONE ON TWT ALREADY SAID THIS, AND WHEN I SAW THAT POST IT MADE ME APPRECIATE THIS SCENE EVEN MORE.
• Ok I turned caps back off for this moment, In S2, Rosa monologues about how she’s disappointed in Riya for letting the game change her, and in All Stars, Connor says he’s disappointed in Riya because of how everyone EXCEPT Riya changed throughout their time in All Stars. LIKE THAT CANT BE A COINCIDENCE, I HAVE A GOOD FEELING THAT THE WRITERS INTENTIONALLY MADE THAT SCENE FROM ALL STARS PARALLEL THE ONE FROM S2 ONCE THEY DECIDED TO MAKE RIYA THE WINNER.
• Also pretty bold of Riya to assume her and Connor could continue whatever they had going on after oh, I don’t know, BREAKING HIS FUCKING LEG AND CONSTANTLY FUCKING WITH HIS MIND (also off-topic, but I think aleconnor’s pretty neat :D Apparently they could’ve hugged during Alec’s elimination, but that scene ended up getting deleted, would’ve made the scene more gayer lol)
• Yeah, uh, still don’t really care about the staff even though I think they’re all pretty neat. I remember being so happy after Krystal said that she had a certain duo in mind to take care of DC whilst she, Oliver, Marcus, & Nina took a vacation since it implied Trevek will return to host s4
• That scene of Riya looking at all the happy lives of the other contestants whilst she’s on her own was so bittersweet considering that this scene was the last scene for most of these characters since most of them didn’t make an appearance in the spin-offs (at least James got namedropped lol) .
• And this all once again goes back to what Rosa said to Riya back in S2, telling her that she’d win but will be alone. Everyone’s managed to get a happy ending except Riya; Tom & Jake finally went out to eat Chinese food like they promised back in S1(and ended up getting engaged), James & Aiden are still happily together and are visiting Germany with Lake & Rosa, Ellie & Gabby are still together with Ellie & Tess also having graduated, Alec & Fiore are back on good terms, Grett & Yul are separately living their best lives, Ashley, Will, Nick, & Lill all went out for drinks, and Connor ended up getting married. Meanwhile, Riya’s basically all by herself, only having the 3 million dollars, her miscellaneous acting awards, and her sister as company, ultimately suffering from success. (L)
• Seriously tho, every competitor in a competition show like this getting a happy ending while the actual winner doesn’t get one is an interesting concept that should be done more
• So yeah TL;DR, All Stars’ finale was FUCKING AMAZING! Sure the season as a whole has its flaws, but I still mostly loved it nonetheless. I started watching around episode 8’s release and caught up by watching the previous seasons to get a good understanding of all the characters. This show would’ve done WONDERS for me back when I was still figuring out my sexuality back in 2021-2022 with all its LGBT rep, but better late than never! And this series also kinda helped me heal from all the angst QSMP threw my way with how most of the ships ended up getting happy endings :D (*cough* Tomjake)
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writing-for-life · 10 months ago
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Round Two Wrap-Up and Round Three and Finals Announcement
Round Two was so much harder and more painful than the first 😭
We’ve compiled all the pairings and results for you again so you can check which of your favourites went through, and whom we’ve already lost along the way (we’re as sad about some of these as you).
Each link contains the OP and the daily roundups—please make sure to check them out because many people have shared amazing art and thoughts on why their favourite designed the Dream they preferred.
Jon J Muth (54%) vs Michael Zulli
Yoshitaka Amano vs Shawn McManus (56.7%)
Miguelanxo Prado (56.8%) vs Marc Hempel
JH Williams III vs Jill Thompson (70.1%)
Colleen Doran vs P. Craig Russell (59.6%)
Mike Dringenberg (80%) vs John Watkiss
And if you’d like to check the same for Round One, you can still do this here.
On Monday, we will be back with Round Three to then conclude with our final three on Thursday.
Here is the full bracket that already gives you an overview until the bitter end:
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Eternal thanks to @tickldpnk8 for putting this one together!
And to already prepare yourselves:
Round Three will be all about your favourite artists’ Sandman characters other than Dream. While you are still voting for your favourite Morpheus/Daniel, we would like to hear (and see!) what other portrayal totally knocked it out of the park for you. Before you can finally resume gushing over your favourite Dream on Thursday.
We will obviously remind you on each individual post, but this gives you a bit of time to prepare. If you have any questions, hit us up.
We’ll see you all again on Monday 6pm/London (that’s tomorrow!) with our first match-up. Reblogs to spread the word are super appreciated, even if you’re not taking part in the actual event (but of course we hope you do).
Event organisers: @writing-for-life and @tickldpnk8
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o-sachi · 5 months ago
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─── A Letter for @ryescapades ✦
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If you have received this, it means you signed up for Sachi's Selfship Event !
HI RYE. We're new moots, but I hope we can become closer and gush over fictional men together. I'm counting on you to help me build the TouAnki fandom here... jk. Unless?
✉️ Attachment: ABCs with Rin Itoshi
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[A] Affection He's a bit emotionally constipated, so you have to be patient with him on this. His show of affection starts a bit odd. He knows you're a tease and normally, he'd be so pissy about it. But with you, he becomes so lenient over it. You can tease him and he'll simply stare at you (rarely does this ever happen but he actually teases you back—NOT AN INSULT—but a proper playful jab). Eventually though, he'll begin showing his affection by spending most of his time around you. You don't have to be doing anything or talking about anything—just the two of you existing near each other.
He also likes pinching your cheeks whenever you get too "annoying." (hidden cuteness agression, he's just a big liar yk).
[E] Early Relationship He's gonna be closed off at first, so a lot of the heavy lifting will be done by you. But don't fret, he notices your efforts. Little by little, his walls will start to crumble. Rin especially likes how you're gentle with him—how you're especially patient with him. Early on in your relationship, you two frequented bookshops as a date. He'd often buy you books, but before he gives them to you—he would slip in a small piece of paper containing his thoughts on your date (how he had fun, how pretty you looked, stuff like that). It was his way of telling you his feelings without being too direct (because he would probably faint).
[F] Fights There are moments when your moods don't match and it leads to a disaster. Sometimes you feel extra sensitive and not so understanding of his bluntness. So, if you ever end up asking him for a favor or something along those lines and he happens to be in a bad mood as well—he might answer a bit harshly. Then... it just blows up from there. Tensions become high and emotions get carried away (he has a tendency to increase his volume if he's extra stressed). You're usually the one who says sorry first, but he's the one who puts in more effort to make it up to you (cuddles).
[J] Jealousy You're quite secure with him. No problem at all. Rin, however... let's just say... he's a bit territorial. He won't tell you how to act or how to dress. Of course not. He won't stop you from being you. Rin will only go after whoever or whatever it is that's trying to snake you away from him (not that you'd let that happen but yk). You might have to step in, or better yet, stop him completely. He has no restraint sometimes. Like... he can get so overstrung that the only thing that can calm him down is you.
You did mention liking another player in the Bllk program once and he gave you a dirty look...
[K] Kisses He discovers with you that he likes eskimo kisses (kisses on the tip of the nose). You asked him to lean down and he thought it was going to be a plain ol' kiss on the lips. His face when you went for a peck on his lil nose was priceless. It had him flustered more than a normal kiss. Now, he asks for that kind of kiss specifically. Also, he either goes in for a peck or a full-on make out session. There's no in between. Like, hey, we know what that tongue do—
[Bonk! Horny jail :(]
[N] Nicknames He HATES petnames. He'd always call you by your name or a shortened version of it. But he realizes eventually that maybe he does need to call you something that only HE can call you. So he thinks of a silly name that fits... something like "Pouty" 'cuz of your chubby cheeks and because you pout at him all the time (because he's a meanie). It takes a while for it to sink in that it's also considered a petname, but let him live. At least it's not something corny as baby. But you call him that to annoy him. Then, he gets used to it. Now he's stuck with it lol.
[R] Rituals You're both relatively introverted. You like napping. He's always exhausted. Soooo you find yourselves in the middle of the afternoon taking a nap together. It's a ritual because whenever you're together and it's prime napping time (say, 2 o' clock), either one of you will drag the other to sleep because—again—it's "nap time". The other one fluffs up the pillows and the other lays the blanket. It's like almost funny how systematic y'all are when it comes to it.
[T] Time Apart If it's for a short period of time, then it's mostly you missing him. He's pretty independent and when he's absorbed in something—he can fend off the feelings of loneliness. HOWEVER, when it's taking forever (especially when he's whisked away to another country for a match), he will be the one missing you like crazy. He can only endure so much, y'know? His texts start sounding needier. And the once hater of phone calls will start asking you to FACETIME him??? He turns into a different person when he's been away from you for so long.
[X] XOXO His little love for you is memorizing all the boba flavors you like even if it's a complicated order. He can recite the whole thing perfectly, trust. He'll surprise you with it whenever he drops by your place. Of course, he makes sure to buy food to go with it to. He wasn't much of a boba lover at first, but you opened up his eyes to a new world.
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itsmyfandomandilikeit · 6 months ago
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I think this is where I've landed. (I'm writing this because my dash has become flooded with takes that are either gushing about or bashing the new season of Prodigy, and it seems like for the most part both types of posts are trying to compensate for the lack of nuance from their opposites)
I was utterly in awe of the first season of Prodigy. I thought it was so smart and so elegant, although I was occasionally annoyed by some fart jokes and a cruel overuse of the words "my progeny". But it seemed like it was too smart or maybe too niche for Star Trek fans. The overall Trek community was largely uninterested in the first season and didn't recognize the things I thought were brilliant about it. I was amazed at the inclusion of a crew that came from a rough background, but Trek fans seemed to largely see this as an annoyance and an impediment to the perfect utopian future they wanted to marinate in. I liked the new cast of characters, but lack of abundant ties to the known universe left Trek fans under the impression that Prodigy was unnecessary viewing.
I grew up with Enterprise. It was my first Trek. When the final season descended into a celebration of the previous, more popular shows, I remember feeling angry and confused. I no longer understood what was happening in the story. I didn't know who Will Riker was. I do not want Prodigy to do this either. I like Wesley Crusher but not at the expense of the Prodigy cast. I enjoy J/C casually, but by the end of this season I felt beat over the head with the parallels between them and the Prodigy leads, which seemed past a certain point to primarily be a way to eke out just a little more J/C ship tease since Kate Mulgrew still doesn't want that to be too explicit.
But Star Trek fans actually like this new season. It's a little less elegant but a whole lot harder to get deleted off of servers without anybody noticing. Cameos, references, and big flashy space battles are at this point the cost of entry to get the Star Trek community's attention. I hate that that's where we're at, but as far as I can tell, it's the truth. Prodigy requires a large fanbase to survive, and a lot of that large fanbase showed up because they heard Wesley Crusher was in this.
I feel like we could have progressed through a lot more of the Prodigy characters' arcs if this season didn't bother with fanservice. We could have had a few extra episodes' worth of time to wrap this whole thing up. But this season decided to try to go for the bigger prize (more seasons), and I think I have to respect that. I just hope that this is a gamble that pays off. If the show ends here, there's a lot of the ACTUAL story left unfinished. (We just got to the part where the series matches the logo in the last 45 seconds.)
Also, on the note of J/C: nobody lied and nobody manipulated anyone. I went to STLV this weekend and the Prodigy creators still insist that their first goal for the series has always been to get Janeway and Chakotay together. But, in interviews, it's abundantly clear that Kate Mulgrew still isn't on board. Everyone's motivations are exactly what they said they were, they just don't match up with each other. Time will tell whose motivation wins out. If the Janeway series happens, I'd bet money that this will continue exactly as it has.
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giantmushyfriend · 1 year ago
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Ineffable Husbands WIP Sneak Peak
He looks down at Crowley, now limp in his grasp, the poor dear run ragged and far too thin. His grasp tightens as tears leak from his eyes which are screwed so shut to the point of pain,  teeth biting into the soft flesh of his bottom lip, a hail Marry attempt to keep his sobs at bay not to disrupt the man dozing in his arms. Aziraphale could feel his soul scratching at the crypt of his chest, like a wild, restless animal, desperately trying to claw itself out and drag itself to its other half who lay bound and caged just a few centimeters away, yearning to stitch itself whole once more. A sob breaks through the sealed dam of his teeth, gushing forward like a river mixing with the freshly spilled blood that pools into his mouth from his torn lip. He does not care, he cannot muster it. His mind is only set on trying to hold onto whatever scrapes of Anthony he can reach. His fingers itch to reach into his chest and carve his heart out, yank out each shard until it stands complete in all of its shattered glory, and present its jagged pieces to Crowley as a final parting gift. 
If you must die tomorrow, then die knowing that my heart, my very essence, belongs to you. Leave me knowing that it will never beat without you near, that I cannot bear to live in a world that you are not in. Take its shards with you and keep them as a memento of me until we can meet again in another life, another realm; wear them as if they are a part of you because they are. Our souls are bound, woven together in their very foundation. I am yours, Anthony, body and soul, forever and always, even in our separation, especially our death. For if the gallow floors drop tomorrow at sunset, it will not just kill you but me as well.
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What you just read is a small portion of my current work in progress, Deliverance, the Greatest Gift, and an Ineffable Husband Human AU, which primarily takes its inspiration from the song Devil's Backbone by the Civil Wars. So far, the working summary is this:
Aziraphale Fell has resigned himself to his destined life in the town of Tadfield, the life laid out by both his father's dying wish and the God he spends his weekends worshiping. It may not be the life he always dreamed of as a boy, an expansive bookshop full of antiquities in the bustling city of London. However, it's still a good life: playing the piano during church services while his elder brother Gabriel leads the congregation, living a quiet life wed to a respectable man hand-picked by his father before his passing. It's a good life chosen by the almighty herself, and Aziraphale is doing everything he can to make himself content with the fact of it until a mysterious figure by the name of Anthony J Crowley turns himself in to the local authorities, confessing to the crimes of murder and theft. On all accounts, Aziraphale knows he should want nothing to do with the man; he blazingly goes against everything his morals, upbringing, and religion have taught him. But as Crowley routinely comes in for a confession with Aziraphale's older brother, he cannot help but become intrigued with the supposed criminal in front of him, and the deeper he digs into what exactly led Crowley here, the more he comes to realize that there is something to be said about shades of gray in a world that was so black and white until that point.
This story is full of angst, pining, and religious imagery, so it's the standard Good Omens fanfic. And in case it is a must for you, yes, it has a happy ending because it is an absolute must. I will post more updates as I continue working on this bad boy, so if you're interested, feel free to stay tuned ❤️
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bjfinn · 1 year ago
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TOGETHER FOREVER
"Beetlejuice"/"School of Rock" crossover
"Together" by J. Gregorash, B. Macmillan & B. Lampe, © 1987 Attic Records Limited
"I can't say that!" Adam was horrified at Beej's suggestion.
"Ah, come on!" Beej said. "You told me that you wanted to be more assertive, right? So ... you gotta get a bit nasty! You can do it!"
"I don't think I can -- I'm not ... comfortable with that kind of language."
"You gotta step out of your comfort zone!"
"It's okay, Adam," Barbara told him. "Beej is right. Besides, they're just words."
Adam took a deep breath. "Uhhh .... I wanna m-m-make your ... your pussy --" he winced at the sound of it -- "vibrate like a ... a ..."
"Come on ... 'like a tuning fork'," Beej coaxed, eyeing Adam intently. "You can do it ..."
"Like a ..." But Adam faltered and shook his head. "I'm sorry -- I just can't."
"Wimp," Beej said in exasperation.
"Adam is not a wimp!" Barbara told him, her eyes blazing. "He's a good man, with a sense of decency -- unlike some others I know! Besides, he doesn't need to say those kinds of things to me to get me in the mood -- he's my husband, and I love him!"
"Well, jeez," Beej said, "that's really sweet, Babs. That's so sweet that I think I'm going into a diabetic coma!" He retched comically. Barbara glared at him.
"But seriously," he continued, "you two do know that technically, you guys aren't married, right?"
"What are you talking about?" Adam exclaimed. "Of course we're married!"
The demon shook his head. "Sorry, guys, but remember that whole 'till death do you part' part? Death parted you -- your marriage is now null and void. Over and done. Kaput. Finito. Curtains. End of the road. That's all she wrote. The fat lady sang her song. The party's over. Everybody outta the pool. Elvis has left the --"
The Maitlands looked at each other in horror.
Barbara buried her face in her hands. "This can't be happening! " she wailed.
"It's okay, Bunny," Adam said, his arms around her. "We'll fix this, you'll see." He looked at Beetlejuice. "We can fix this, right?"
"Oh, sure," Beej replied affably. "You guys can just get married again. Of course, we have to get someone to officiate -- my mom could've done it, but ... well, we all know what happened to her." He looked at them with a mischievous glint in his eyes. "I guess ... I could do it," he said.
"You?"
"What's the matter, Adam?" the demon glared. "Don't think I'm qualified? Or maybe you don't think I'm smart enough -- is that it? You don't think I'm smart enough to perform the ceremony?"
"No, no," Adam replied hastily. "O-of course I don't think that! I'm sure you're perfectly qualified -- I was just surprised, that's all."
"Well, okay then," Beej said, placated. "So first thing we gotta do is figure out when. Any ideas?"
"Well," Barbara began, "we got married on Valentine's Day --"
"Of course you did," Beej interrupted. He stuck two fingers in his mouth and retched again. "Bleagh!"
"-- so," she continued, daggers in her eyes, "I think it'd be romantic to have our ... second wedding on the same day."
"That's a wonderful idea!" Adam gushed.
"Yeah, yeah," Beej said, "real romantic. Blah blah blah." They glared at him, and he said, "Okay, okay -- Valentine's Day. Uh ... when is that?"
"February fourteenth."
"Okay, so -- let's see, that's about ... uhh, what's today's date again?"
"Today's the ninth," Adam told him.
"The ninth of what?"
"Of February."
Beej's eyes widened in mild surprise, and then he frowned as he counted under his breath. "Ten, eleven, twelve, thirt-- holy crap! " he exclaimed. "Five days??? You're giving me five days to get ready??? How am I supposed to get everything ready in five days??? "
"It would really mean a lot to us, Beej," Barbara said. She batted her eyelashes at him. "We'd be ever so grateful."
Beej bit his lip, and the Maitlands could almost see the lustful thoughts in his head. "Well ... okay. Five days." He clapped his hands briskly. "All right, no time to waste -- we got a wedding to plan!"
*****
"Five days??? " Dewey said when Beej came to tell him the news. "That's not much time!"
"That's what I said," Beej told him. "But Babs and Sexy have their hearts set on a Valentine's Day wedding. So can you come?"
Dewey sighed. "I guess I ... I can ask for the day off," he replied. "But ... uh, yeah, sure -- I'll be there. You can count on me, bro."
"Great!" Beej said. "And bring Roz, too!"
"Uh, yeah ... okay, sure. I'll see if she can make it."
*****
"Valentine's Day?" Rosalie said when Dewey told her about the wedding. "I don't know -- that's a school day this year."
"Yeah, I know, I just found out -- Beej just ... he just told me about it last night. They really want you to come, Roz -- my new family really wants to meet you." He looked at her pleadingly.
"That's low, even for you, Mr Finn!" she told him with a chuckle. "Bringing family into it, and then using those puppy-dog eyes on me!" She sighed and smiled. "All right -- I'd love to come as your plus-one."
"You're my only one, Ms Mullins," he said, grinning, and pulled her to him roughly.
"Hmm ... my father warned me about men like you."
"Men like me?"
"Rogues and charmers." She leaned into him and took his lower lip between her teeth. "Good thing I don't always listen to my father."
"I had no idea you were such a bad girl, Ms Mullins," Dewey said, grinning.
"Well, you know what they say, Mr Finn."
"What do they say?"
"When I'm good, I'm very good -- but when I'm bad, I'm better."
*****
The next few days were a whirlwind of activity as the entire Maitland-Deetz household got involved in the preparations.
"Any idea what flowers you'd like?" Delia asked.
"Red roses, lily-of-the-valley, holly, ivy and daisies," Barbara said without hesitation. "That's what I had at my first wedding -- red roses for true love, daisies for loyalty, ivy for fidelity, holly for domestic bliss and lily-of-the-valley means 'you've made my life complete'."
Delia looked at her, surprised. Then she blinked twice and smiled. "Wow! All right -- that's what we'll order from the florist." She wrote the list of flowers down. "And how about for the food? I thought we'd start off with shrimp cocktails ..."
*****
"Okay," Beej said to Adam, putting an arm around his friend's shoulders. "Babs is busy getting stuff ready with Dee -- they're gonna be a while. So that gives us a chance to have 'The Talk'."
"What talk?"
"You know -- 'The Talk'. About the wedding night." Beej elbowed him in the ribs. "I mean, you wanna make it special, don'tcha?"
"Beej," Adam said, "my dad gave me 'The Talk' years ago, when I was a teenager. And Barbara and I have had... sex plenty of times."
"Yeah, but you can't even say ... 'sex' without gettin' flustered!"
"I know how to please my wife," Adam replied, but Beej heard the lack of conviction in his voice.
"You know how to keep her from complaining out loud -- there's a difference. You just listen to your old pal Beej, and you'll give her a night she's gonna remember forever."
"Or one she'll wish she could forget," Adam muttered.
"Okay," Beej said, ignoring the comment, "so, this is what you do ..."
*****
Barbara saw the look of revulsion on Adam's face when he came into the kitchen. "What's wrong, honey?" she asked.
"Beej just gave me 'The Talk'," he told her. "He's ... it was ..." He shuddered.
"I'm sure it wasn't that bad."
"Oh, it was -- believe me! I'm pretty sure that some of his ideas are physically impossible! I swear, sometimes I really fear for his sanity."
"What sanity? This is Beej we're talking about," Barbara said. "We both know that he's completely unhinged, even at the best of times. Especially when it comes to sex."
"I know, but this was a whole new level of ... ugh!" He shuddered again. "I want to scrub my brain with a scouring pad now!"
Barbara put a hand on his shoulder. "You don't have to take his advice," she said. "You know what I like."
"Yeah," Adam agreed, taking her in his arms. "Yeah, I think I do."
*****
Barbara opened her hope chest and pulled out her wedding dress. Holding it up in front of herself, she turned to Lydia. "I think it'll still fit," she said. "Do you think it'll still fit? God, I hope it still fits!"
"Breathe," Lydia told her. "It looks like it will -- and if it doesn't, we can fix it." She smiled and placed both hands firmly on Barbara's shoulders, giving her a gentle shake. "It's beautiful, by the way."
"You really think so?"
"I really think so."
*****
"Do you have something to wear?" asked Charles.
Adam looked uncertain. "I've got a suit," he said, "but it's kind of old and worn-looking."
"Then we need to get you a new one."
Adam shook his head. "I can't ask you to --"
"You didn't ask," Charles told him. "I'm offering. Tomorrow I'll take you shopping. My treat."
"That's really very nice of you, but --"
"No buts -- I insist."
"Well ... in that case, thank you."
*****
"Hi," Dewey said when Rosalie arrived at his apartment the afternoon before the big day. "Right on time. Shall we go?"
"Just let me check my hair before we do," she said, and took a step towards the bathroom.
"Your hair looks great," he told her. "You look great."
"And you clean up pretty good yourself," she replied, turning to drape her arms around his shoulders.
Dewey leaned in to kiss her --
"Hi, guys!"
"Beej! What the fu- What are you doing here???"
"I came to get you," the demon said. "Ready?"
"Uhh ... I-I think we'll take my van, thanks," Dewey told him.
"Nah, my way's quicker -- come on!"
Dewey barely had time to grab his guitar before Beej whisked them away in a puff of smoke.
*****
"BJ!" Charles exclaimed as Delia let out a gasp of surprise, when the three suddenly appeared in the middle of the living room. "What the --"
"Shit, Beej!" Dewey said. "What did I tell you about doing that!" He turned to Rosalie, who was standing with her hand on her bosom, trying to catch her breath. "Are you okay?"
"Y-yeah," she said. "I just wasn't expecting it."
Dewey glared at his friend.
"Sorry," Beej said contritely. "But you're here now -- safe and sound. And that's what matters, right?"
Dewey grabbed Beej by the arm and hauled him over to the fireplace. "We talked about that!" he hissed.
"I forgot, okay?" Beej retorted, pulling his arm free. "Sorry! Jeez, sue me, why don'tcha?"
Dewey made a fist. "I'll do more than sue you, pal!"
"Okay, okay," Delia said, "everyone just calm down -- what's done is done, and nobody got hurt. And Beej's intentions were good."
"Yeah!" Beej exclaimed. "My intentions were good -- so there! " He stuck his tongue out at Dewey and gave him the finger with both hands. Dewey scowled at him in return.
"Well, now," Charles said briskly, to forestall any escalation in violence between the two, "it seems that introductions are in order, wouldn't you say, Dewey?"
"Uh, yeah, sure. Uh, this is Roz -- Rosalie Mullins. My girlfriend -- and my, uhh ... boss?" He screwed up his face at the sound of it. "Uh, yeah ... so, uh ... yeah, I'm dating my boss."
"You mentioned that at Christmas," Lydia pointed out as she entered the room.
"Oh. Uh ... yeah, right -- course I did. Anyway, uh ... this is Charles and Delia, and their daughter Lydia ..."
"Very pleased to meet all of you," Rosalie said, shaking hands with each of them in turn.
"Uhh ... where're Adam and Barbara?" Dewey asked, looking around.
"Barbara's trying on her wedding dress," Lydia told him, rolling her eyes. "For the fifth time today."
"And Adam's downstairs," Charles said. "He's working on his model train set. I'll get him." He went to the basement door and opened it. "Adam!" he called down. "Dewey and Rosalie are here!"
"I'll be right up!" Adam replied.
"He'll be right up," Charles repeated. "Now -- how about something to drink? Dewey? A beer, I presume? And for you, Ms Mullins?"
"Oh, please -- call me Rosalie. Ms Mullins is what they call me at the academy." She smiled warmly. "A beer will be fine, thank you."
"In that case, I'll have one, as well. Delia?"
"Oh, just water for me -- I'm doing a cleanse before the wedding. Want to make sure I'm not going to spread any bad vibrations!"
Rosalie smiled and glanced quizzically at Dewey, who cocked an amused eyebrow at her. I told you about Delia, his look said.
"Beej?" Charles asked.
"A beer for me, too, Chu- uh, Dad," the demon replied.
"I'd like a beer," Lydia piped up.
"You're not old enough, young lady," Charles told her. "I'll get you a soda."
Lydia pursed her lips in annoyance as her father went into the kitchen.
"Hey," Beej said to her. "Worth a try, right?"
*****
"I need you to give these to Lydia," Adam said, dropping his and Barbara's matching wedding bands into the demon's hand. "I was supposed to give them to her myself, but ... well ..."
"You forgot," Beej said. "Well, don't worry -- I got your back, buddy. You can count on me -- I won't let you down. I got a mind like a steel trap, never forget anything. I'm kinda like an elephant, you know? Speaking of elephants, I remember one time --"
"Just ... get the rings to Lydia, please?"
"All right, all right! Jeez!" Beej scowled, miffed at being interrupted. "I never get a word in edgewise with you! It's one of your less endearing qualities, interrupting people! You really should do something ab--"
"Beej! " Adam snapped. "I-I ... I'm sorry, okay? I'm just ... nervous."
"I get it," the demon said, mollified. "I'll get these to Lyds right away!"
*****
"Hey, Dewey?" Adam said. "Could I ask you a favour?"
"Yeah, sure." Dewey replied, setting aside his guitar. "What can I do you for?"
"Well, at our first wedding, just after the ceremony, I sang this song to Barbara -- I'd like to do that again, but I don't want to sing it a capella, you know?"
"You want me to accompany you," Dewey said. "Yeah, sure -- I'd be honoured. Uhh ... what's the song?"
"It's 'Together', by Joey Gregorash," Adam said. "Do you know it?"
Dewey's brows furrowed, and he shook his head slowly. ''No," he said. "I don't think so -- how does it go?"
Adam sang a few bars.
Dewey nodded slowly. "Yeah, I've heard that one -- nearly forgot about it. It's a good song." He picked up his guitar again. "Sing it again?"
As Adam sang, Dewey picked out the chords. "A ... E ... D ... A ... D ... C#m ... Bm ..."
They practiced the song a few times, until Dewey had it down cold.
"Okay, yeah," he said, grinning. "I got it now. I'll back you up."
"Thanks -- it'll mean a lot to Barbara. And to me, too," Adam told him.
"Sure thing, dude!"
*****
Barbara groaned in frustration. "Why won't this damn zipper zip up???"
"Let me help," Delia said. "It's just nerves -- there! All done!"
"Thank you," the ghost replied. "And I am nervous -- as nervous as the first time we got married."
"Let's do some breathing exercises," Delia suggested. "Guaranteed to calm you down. Okay, now -- breathe in for one, two, three, four ... and out for one, two, three, four. And again -- in for one, two, three, four ..."
"It's not helping! " Barbara wailed.
"Keep breathing! One! Two! Three! Four! ..."
*****
Beej and Dewey were helping Adam get ready. He'd already donned the dress shirt and trousers Charles had gotten for him, and now he was trying to put on his tie.
"I don't know why I'm so nervous," he said as he made his third attempt at a Windsor knot.
"Lemme do it," Beej said impatiently. He undid the knot Adam had attempted and started to tie it anew.
"I guess 'cause it's still a big deal, right?" Dewey said. "It's kinda like performing -- no matter how many times you've done it before, you still get butterflies before a show." He looked at Beej. "What the -- how the fuck do you tie your own tie, man? That's not how you do it!" He slapped his friend's hands away and straightened it.
"You know,'' Beej said, watching what Dewey was doing, "it's pretty normal to have second thoughts-- I mean, this is the woman you're gonna be spending eternity with. Are you sure she's the one?"
"She's my wife -- or at least, she was, when we were alive. I already made that choice a long time ago, and I've never regretted it."
"Okay," Beej said, "but eternity is a really long time!"
"Leave him alone, Beej," Dewey said with a chuckle. He finished the knot and took a step back to view his handiwork. "Perfect!"
"I just wanna make sure Adam's thought this thing through! Netherworld divorce is a real pain in the ass, you know."
He looked appraisingly at Dewey's handiwork. "I ... guess you did a good enough job," he conceded reluctantly.
"Gee, thanks," Dewey replied, and stuck his tongue out at his friend.
"I've thought it through," Adam assured him. "I love Barbara -- there's no one else I'd rather spend eternity with."
"Okay, it's your funer- uh, wedding!"
The three of them grabbed their jackets and headed downstairs to the living room.
*****
"I'll go and check if the guys are ready," Lydia said, and opened the door to the living room. She stuck her head out and had to suppress a giggle when she saw Beej standing at the altar with Adam. The demon was wearing his "scuzzball game show host" outfit -- the electric blue frilly shirt and matching trousers, striped vest, lime green bow-tie and the garish mustard yellow jacket that looked like it had been made out of a pair of curtains from the '70s. He looked adorably ridiculous.
He beamed at her and gave her two thumbs up.
Adam, standing beside the demon, looked like a GQ model -- pearl grey dress shirt, pin-striped grey Armani suit and blue paisley tie and pocket square. Lydia gave him an approving look, and he smiled, blushing slightly.
Dewey and Rosalie were seated on the chairs that had been set out -- she was wearing a classic little black dress with a pearl choker and matching earrings, while he was wearing a camel blazer over his AC/DC t-shirt that, amazingly, he'd tucked into his jeans. His hair, despite his best attempts, still looked like he'd just rolled out of bed. Lady and the Tramp, Lydia thought, and smiled affectionately.
"They're ready," she told Barbara and Delia.
"Okay," Delia said. "Let's get this show on the road!"
In the living room, Beej gave the nod to Dewey, who took his guitar and began to play Pachelbel's Canon in D Major -- Barbara's request.
Lydia emerged from the kitchen first, walking in time to the music and carrying a bouquet of holly and ivy. Then came Delia, with a bouquet of lilies-of-the-valley, followed at last by Charles and Barbara.
Adam gasped when he saw her -- she looked exactly as she had on their first wedding day ten years ago. She wore a sleeveless white floor-length dress with a jewel neckline of Carrickmacross lace, a crown of daisies on her head holding the veil that hid her face, a bouquet of red roses clasped in her hands.
When she and Charles reached the altar, he bowed slightly to Adam and took his seat, and the soon-to-be remarried couple smiled giddily at one another.
"We are gathered here today," Beej began, reading -- or at least pretending to read -- from a gigantic book bound in black leather, "to join together these two spirits in ghostly matrimony. What death has joined together, let no one put asunder." He winked exaggeratedly at Lydia. "Made that part up myself -- pretty good, huh?"
"Wonderful," came her sardonic reply.
Beej stuck out his tongue at her and continued. "Do you, Sexy -- er, I mean, Adam -- do you take this woman to be your awfully wedded wife for as long as you both shall be dead?"
"I do," Adam answered, gazing at Barbara with love.
"And do you, Babs -- uh, Barbara -- do you take this man to be your awfully wedded husband for as long as you both shall be dead?"
"I do," she replied.
"The rings, please," Beej said to Lydia.
She looked at him in surprise and shook her head, hands raised in a gesture that meant I don't have them.
Beej glared at her and gave her a quick, angry nod, his hair turning magenta.
Lydia shook her head again.
The demon slammed the book shut angrily and gave an exaggerated laugh. "We seem to be having some, uh ... technical difficulties. Excuse me a moment."
He stomped over to the girl. "What did you do with the fuckin' rings?" he whispered loudly, spittle flying from his mouth.
"I don't have any rings!" she hissed back, wiping his spit from her cheek. "You were supposed to give them to me!"
"I did give them to you!" he insisted.
"You were supposed to, but you didn't! "
Beej screwed up his face in rage. "Well, you could've asked me for them! But anyway, I know I don't have any fuckin' rings!"
"Are you sure about that?"
"Yes, I'm sure! I think I'd know if I had them!"
"Really? Check your pockets, dumbass," Lydia smirked.
Angrily, Beej stuck his hand in the pocket of his jacket, and then, smiling and chuckling self-consciously, he pulled out the rings.
"Found 'em!" he called, holding them up for the others to see. "Heh-heh-heh ... just a slight miscommunication!"
"Yeah," Lydia muttered. "Between your head and your ass."
Beej scowled at her and headed back to the makeshift altar. He handed one to Adam and the other to Barbara. They looked at them, and then switched -- he'd given each of them the wrong ring. Of course he had.
"Now," Beej said, "where were we? Oh, yeah. Place the ring on Barbara's finger and repeat after me: With this ring I thee wed." He looked uncertainty over at Lydia. 'I thee wed?' That doesn't sound right, he mouthed.
In reply, Lydia gave him a nod and a thumbs-up.
Beej shrugged and motioned to Adam.
"With this ring I thee wed."
"Now it's your turn, Barbara -- with this ring I thee wed."
Barbara repeated the words as she slipped Adam's ring back onto his finger.
"I now pronounce you husband and wife -- you may kiss the bride." Then he placed a hand to the side of his mouth and in a low voice he added, "You might wanna slip her some tongue while you're at it."
Adam frowned at him in disapproval.
"Ah, come on," Beej said, nudging Adam in the ribs with his elbow. "You only live once -- uhh ... well, you know what I mean."
Adam chuckled. He lifted the veil from Barbara's face and pressed his lips to hers. She closed her eyes, but then they flew open and she gave a muffled "Mmf!" in surprise -- Adam had never done anything like that at their first wedding -- before responding in kind. Adam shifted his gaze to Beej, who grinned broadly and gave him two thumbs-up.
"I will love you till the end of time," Adam said when they came up for air.
At that, Dewey took up his guitar again. "That's my cue," he said, and began to play.
Adam took both of Barbara's hands in his, and cleared his throat. "I sang this to you at our first wedding," he said. "And the words mean just as much now as they did then."
Barbara's hand flew to her mouth and her eyes welled up as Adam began to sing:
On this day, we stand together
And pledge our love to one another
Oh my darlin', I will love you
From this moment there will be no other
And on this road that lies before us
Live the love, the joy and sorrow
But we will always try to remember
The pain today is the joy tomorrow
Her voice joined his for the chorus:
And now together, together
Love will be much better, yes it will
Together, together, our love will share
And forever, forever, love will keep us together
Together, together our lives will change
But until then, till then we will follow
Follow this road endlessly, for we believe
That we have found love from this moment
From this moment until forever
And now together, together
Love will be much better, yes it will
Together, together, our love will share
And forever, forever, love will keep us together
Together, together, our lives are gonna change
And together, together, love will be much better, yes it will
Together, together, our lives are gonna change
And forever, forever, love will keep us together
Together, together, our lives will change
Lydia began to applaud, and the others joined in enthusiastically. Everyone gathered around the happy couple, congratulating them and wishing them all the best.
Adam turned to Beej and mouthed a silent thank you. Beej smiled warmly in response, his lower lip trembling, and wiped a tear from his eye. He looked at Lydia, and she smiled and nodded at him -- he'd done good.
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sharky-the-idiot · 9 months ago
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EVERY LILARKY SHIP IN A NUTSHELL UNDER THE LENS OF ANON FANON:
Lilarky (Lilac x Sharky)- i love you more than words can say. you are my best friend and my fondest love, and i don't know what id do without you. you come second to nothing. i would die for you. (the shippers would die for you too). the heart of the fandom, everyone's favourite lovebirds. prime angsty au material
Popale (Poppy x Whale)- i hate the world and i hate my distorted reflection and i'd do anything to be rid of the weight of what i am not, and what i never will be. you are everything they're not and everything i adore, and we will be wed within the hour over a volcano while they scream
Toxic Flowers (Lilac x Poppy)- i hate you. now kiss me you bitch. *starts aggressively making out*
WhaleShark (Whale x Sharky)- and then they fucked even though neither of them want to fuck and actually they were in love the WHOLE time and-
Shanky (Sharky x Ink)- i've known you for years and i will know you until the end of our time. i am damaged and you are damaged but when we're together everything seems better. late night talks and friendly teasing, living for the other's affection and hyping each other up at all times
Ink-Stained Weeds (Ink x Craig)- the only correct ink ship. the only craig ship. they are silly and supportive and argue over cereal. the bickering husbands of all time
Jilac (J x Lilac)- these people are all idiots and it's up to us to stop 'em. hold my hand, we got this. (sorry everyone they are have a PLATONIC SISTERLY BOND in my heart)
Sunlilac (Ink x Lilac)- i'm here. i'm listening and i always will and i may not understand everything but i will support you for as long as it takes for you to love yourself as much as i love you. thank you for being my light
Mothbitten Suits (Moth x Lilac- look i love mothbitten lilacs but they both like suits and i thought it sounded fun)- will compliment and gush over each other until the end of time. flustered messes, brilliant smiles, lazy days and exchanging art. warmth.
Tatobee (Weltato x Red)- Mentor figures. they're older than everyone else and look out for the same weirdo teenager (affectionate) and write so beautifully that it makes people cry. talented, responsible, able to break hearts like its nothing
Carky Shutt (Captain Gutt x Sharky)- a pirate who's never found the treasure he so craves and a boy who doesn't feel special. protection and surprise encounters and a budding affection neither can deny. sneaking onto ships, trying to reform him. challenging him to a swordfight, asking him to join his crew. danger and excitement. what the other sees around the sirens. love so strong that it's gutting, that it hurts and kills and plunders and survives all the same. unpiecing your identity and having someone who'll listen and accept you. its okay to show weakness here. im not going to leave you. i promise.
Ocean Hugs (Olaf x Sharky)- i can't touch you and yet i want to, i crave your warmth and your love even if it kills me. you cover your pain with a smile but i see you and i understand. you dont have to hide around me
Sharning Spiky (Sharky x Burning Spice)- someone who's lost everything, and someone who wants to know more. a lack of judgement, a strange intrigue that neither can explain. a budding crush into something more, something fiery and destructive and passionate. can and will spoil each other to bits
Sugar Lover (Lilac x Eternal Sugar)- sapphics!! guiltily getting flustered, soft gasps you can't hide at the beauty of a god. you're nervous but not because you're scared, you want her to like you even as you know the consequences are damning. power imbalance and absolute awe. you've always enjoyed indulging, what's one more kiss?
Sharkverdrive (Sharky x 2-0-4 tack shooter)- are we all gonna ignore this? yes. yes we are
Sharky x Hollyberry- another one for the pile. doesn't have a ship name and probably doesn't need one. a gal who knows how to lighten up and party, a boy who's not used to getting out much. learning how to relax and have fun again. having someone to defend
Sharkzwalder (Sharky x Schwarzwalder)- t4t cuties who will shower each other in affection <3
Sharhim (Sharky x Yharim)- idk enough about this guy to sat anything. big menacing powerful figure & just a little guy. it would be hilarious
Jasky (Sharky x Jasper)- they keep their relationship quiet. it's all in "i love you texts", private moments and intimate looks no-one else understands. companionship, familiarity
Ink x ...any cookie- ink's into dilfs and pirates lmao. they should kiss
Ink x Twisted Alice Angel- nobody seems willing to acknowledge this one??? whenever it's brought up it's swept under the rug. sorry ink's wife, youre irrelevant in comparision to the Great CraigInk Debate of 2024
Sharkzarella (Sharky x Mozzarella)- they melt around each other. sooo many hugs. physical affection all the way. lilac is jealous :)
Ink x the Entire Bendy Cast- that is so many characters holy shit. he is just too lovable. this is what happens when you put a guy named ink into a game with ink in the title ig
Autumn Showers (Whale x Star x Lilac x Craig)- time travel buddies! they have seen horrors beyond comprehension. they have witnessed death and loss and a future they could not save. joined warmth, joined failure, joined happiness, joined hope. working together for the timeline that never was. relying on each other to fix reality. the family you never used to need
Oceans of Purple Ink (Sharky x Lilac x Ink)- why put Sharky with ONE of his love interests when you can have two?? everyone is happy! sharky is the silly one, lilac is the one who looks after them both, ink is the one who gets hugged 24/7. happy healthy loving relationship. then the angst fics drop.
Murder Smarties (Lilac x Whale)- will stab each other. scarily intelligent and scarily protective. bristling and insulting and sharp smiles full of loathing. will call each other mocking nicknames during confrontations. not at all healthy but pretty fun to think about
Poppy x Sharky- you are everything i despise about the one i love. you are not them and you never will be them and yet i see them in you. i hate you. i don't want you. you're all that's left
Jacman (J x Pacman)- toxic exes. they're on BAD terms but pacman wants to get back together. he keeps bringing her tiny orbs to eat no matter how many times she says they aren't even edible for her. the ghosts keep trying to get him to stop, he is not listening one bit
ShaShrek (Sharky x Shrek)- we had to involve shrek somehow laddies
i think that's all of them?? there's probably more though ngl. why are you so shippable
This was all so interesting and cute until fucking carky shutt showed up
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buttterrr!!! did u know? i love it when characters are related to apples hehe 🤭🤭🤭 🍎&🍎 my beloveds 🥰🥰🥰
typing this reminded me of a convo i had with sou, where v/tubers (or even some streamers i've seen) would usually have two emojis as their oshi marks (e.g. fans mainly use 🕊️for my kamioshi, but in full its 🕊️🎐). this is still smth we're thinking abt on our side, but it made me wonder, if u can give apple a second emoji (like in a gamer/streamer AU), what would it be?
hmmmm i should send this out to others too when i'm feeling better 👀✨ not me pretending this is a dm when it was supposed to be a super short ask to gush abt my beloved apple emoji havers!!! maybe it should've been a dm but i'm alr here so we ball!!! 🤣
Hello Ein!!! Always happy to see you and yes, you see I too also love characters associated with apples 🍎🤝🍎!!! This is such a cute thing!! I knew about how some V/tubers use emojis to represent them but it’s been so long since I’ve been in that space I didn’t know they used two emojis!! Just know you sent me on an hour long journey looking through emojis and deciding on a good one for her asdajs (Also god we need more gamer/streamer au content like I need to make a chat fic or something I love that au so much lmao)
Anyways!! So I am a little conflicted between a few emojis! But I dwindled the choices for her second emoji between these two options! Either the 🥀(wilting rose) or 🪞(mirror)! (the gem/diamond was also a strong contender since I think it’s a funny representation of her more materialistic side lol). I am leaning towards the mirror though for now let’s say! 🍎 and 🪞 🍎🪞
… Do they actually look good together? I’m not sure but I think they both represent her well lol NOW IT’S YOUR TURN 🫵 Tell me everyone’s second emoji!!
also sjdhskfj don't worry about it please take your time resting up and for now let us just pretend these are my dms <3 everyone else look away until Ein is ready!!! /j
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