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random2908 · 2 years ago

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Yeah someone stole it.

It was probably by accident. There was a glitch in Amazon’s system, we eventually found out.

I couldn’t get Amazon to give me a notification of this package that FedEx said was delivered, and that the property manager had also been notified was delivered. So the property manager said she’d get it out of the locker for me and put it in my apartment--only to be told by the system that it was no longer in the locker.

As soon as the property manager told me it was lost, I rushed home from work to call the office that issued the check to tell them to cancel it, and called the police, because it was the check for the sale of my condo--more than half my life savings--plus 30 pages of related documents, so basically literally everything someone would need to steal my identity. I did not get through to the issuing office, because they’re in a different timezone and had closed for the weekend.

The property manager spent nearly two hours on the phone with Amazon trying to find out what the hell even happened, and how.

It turned out to be a good thing I did call the police early in the process, because at a certain point, Amazon said they couldn’t keep helping without a police subpoena. At that point the property manager was able to tell them the police were already involved, so we would get the subpoena soon. (In fact, I’d called the non-emergency number and they’d said they’d be there in a hour, so we were just waiting.) That motivated the Amazon people to fucking try harder to figure out what went wrong.

Eventually, the property manager--who accepted literally no explanation Amazon gave her, for which I am truly grateful--was able to bully them into digging into their records, and found out Amazon had contacted the previous resident of my apartment, told him my package was for him, and let him into my locker. So she was able to get in contact with him. He says had recently bought something and forgotten to change his address, so he was expecting a package to show up there this week, and thought nothing of it. He realized when he got it home that it wasn’t his; he says he never opened it, and the property manager has now arranged for him to give it back to me tomorrow morning.

If he does give it back unopened, everything is fine and I can just move on. I can call back the issuing office, tell them I got it back and everything is fine and don’t cancel the check; or cancel and re-issue it, if they prefer. If the package is opened, even if the check is intact, I’m still going to have to file a police report because of the potential identity theft.

So yeah, I spent my whole afternoon just completely freaking out, pacing in the lobby of my apartment building, doing literally nothing but walk back and forth, barely able to smile politely at neighbors’ naive greetings. After it was over, the apartment manager told me that if it had been her she would have been crying and throwing up. I did not do that, because it wouldn’t have helped; but I also did not get out my work laptop and continue working until it was resolved--or manage to be friendly-like-nothing-was-wrong with the neighbors passing through--because I had zero ability to concentrate on anything. So I feel like I had an in-between response, a reasonable response, but apparently no.

My check for the sale of my condo is in an "Amazon Hub". I have to sign in to a locker with my Amazon account to get it. Absolutely furious.

#this is the second time in the past year that something has happened that mostly resolved ok #and the stranger who was there with me through it told me that they would have been crying and throwing up in my place?#I don't even remember what the other thing was #anyway like... yeah it was extremely stressful #but the first thing I did was call someone to tell them to cancel the check #so I actually fixed the worst of it at the very beginning #I mean--still extremely stressful even so #especially since I only left a voicemail about the check so I couldn't know for sure #but I did not really think I was likely to lose the majority of my life savings

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deoidesign · 4 months ago

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when your main characters start dating after years of writing so they finally get to be like this

#rare WIP preview from me #this is in like. 10 episodes. lmfao #its been really hard working this far ahead #my editor isnt giving me any feedback and my friends are very busy so it's felt quite lonely #which is fine! for my friends I mean. but its my editors job to give me feedback...#but the webtoon editors are extremely extremely extremely overworked and my series is set to end so I understand its low priority #its not her fault its webtoons fault. however. its still demotivating...#oh well l m a o #I should be much further ahead ngl LMFAO I want like 12 done but I come back in 2 weeks.#we'll see #when I get really stressed out I go full gamer mode #and usually I'll sink like 60 hours (like 5 days) into a game and then I'm good and move on #but this recent game that grabbed me is. its too much actually #bit uncontrollable ngl I think its an ADHD thing I mostly have just quit playing videogames at all #cause its like yeah being stressed cause theres too much work to do is not going to be helped by losing a week and a half to a game...#and yet.#anyways the game is satisfactory #my friend bought it for me and we've been playing together #and our shared file has. 100 hours on it. and we still havent beaten the game #we're close to beating it and it's not like we're rushing or anything #cause its fun to fuck around and zap eachother or whatever #but it's got me doing math. the exact kind of math I love to do. optimization #and its reminding me yeah in another life id have been an engineer #I'm glad I'm an artist but its always weird like yeah this is easily a path I could have gone down #'artists hate math' speak for yourself doing math calms me down! I love math!#I love math and I love business. I'm almost the perfect artist but I hate advertising so. we can't have it all #anyways theyre so fucking cute its sickening. I love them so much. I could cry #WIP #lineart #time and time again

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ganondoodle · 5 months ago

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so with echoes of wisdom .. i havent watched any of the trailers beyond the very first one and the thumbnails/screenshots and what others have said about it-

but with the world inside the rift being called "Welt des Nichts" aka "world of nothing/void" in german ('still' in english, for some reason) and demises title in french being "avatar of nothing" ... yeah my anxiety is shooting through the roof again

(hopefully you can be a little more forgiving for me being anxious/weird about it bc demise is my blorbo)

i had similar worries with totk, that werent proven true thankfully, but the darn book is making it all worse again with all those weird lore things the game doesnt even so much as hint at AND potential retcons- im in for a really rough time huh, not just stress in real life (more in tags.. its alot) but now about my specific hyperfixation from two things even (AND artblock still..)

weird as it may sound, i dont want demise to get more lore, partly bc i dont believe theyd do anything with him that i would like (given their track record) but much more importantly- the fact that he has this little lore about him is precisely one of the reasons why i fell in love with him, i tend to like characters that are neglected by the narrative, and his story being both so flat and already done meant i can be very creative with what i come up with for him without necessarily contradicting anything in canon (which is ... or was a big point of how i wrote destiny's story and lore, working with canon in a way that reframes it all without straight up ignoring it ... but i suppose i urgently need to let go of that and accept i spend alot of time working things that will go to waste :( ) AND not having to worry that there will be more stuff with him that would massively change not only what im writing but also potentially how i feel about him since the game he was briefly in was the oldest chronologically and ended with his death- i didnt expect them to mess with anything that far back and thought theyd just go forward and leave the timeline behind and wouldnt mess with it again, given how botw seemed to be a sort of 'fresh start' that seemingly regarded the past as the past that needs to rest and that the timeline was finally no longer a discussion if everythings unified through botw and one thing going forward

but i suppose i was very wrong with that .__.

right now the only thing that motivates me still is the left over determination and spite to work on my zelda comic, since i have never gotten this far and really want to get something done for once, but i cant lie that im feeling like i should pause all work on it too to wait and see waht the book and the new game will do .. either to determine if i still have the will to keep working on it after those things are out (my love for tloz has been taking alot of hits lately ..) or if i have to change stuff (mostly bc of my lore problem trying to not ignore it ..)

#ganondoodles talks #zelda #ganondoodles rants #sorta #suicide attempt mention in the IRL stuff im talking about in the following tags btw #theres some construction stuff on our house going on #and my father is extremely stressed about it #he used to be very explosive- being silent and then exploding out of nowhere .. probably left me with lasting damage yippie-#but now he much more lets it eat at himself bc hes old and feels bad for the past stuff so now it makes him irritated and depressed #my older brother is the most normal cis straight guy you can imagine and incredibly impatient and bossy (you CANNOT talk with him)#(brother doesnt live in our house)#and while hes helping out hes doing it exactly how my father doesnt like and since you cant talk to the guy (explosive +200) it stresses hi #to the point of my father yesterday saying that “it would have been better if i had just died back in the day”#likely referring to the time when he was drafted for the military against his will and tried to kill himself #which i learned only like .. a year ago- theres so little my parents tell me ....#its like my mother telling me- while my father was in hospital for heart surgery- that she not only almost died back when i was a young tee #and only survived bc of some incredibly unebelievable lucky coincidences (medics on a travel being there that knew what she had-#-while our local doctors said welp- nothing we can do lady AND them beign there with a helicopter and emergency transferring her #to antoher bigger hospital while giving her immediate treatment our local one didnt do- AND at the big one just so happened to have-#-an expert on that illness in the facility when she arrived who was able to narrrowly save her life #BUT ALSO while she was recovering and weak and frail as a dust bunny witnessing someone stealing hospital surplies-#not noticing she was in the room at first (which .. the nurses left her in the nurse room while going on break ... which uhm .. yeah cool)#and if my mother hadnt acted in time like she was fully asleep and the lady stealing stuff beign in hurry- she might have killed her #without my mother being able to fight back bc she could barely even talk (the nurses didnt want to believe her when they got back either)#ANYWAY that comment from my father brough me to tears #and my mom is trying out more ... other medication shes not prescribed in hopes of it helping agaisnt her many pains #but i worry it will interact with the other stuff shes on ...#and i worry so much about both of their mental and physical well being #always trying to be the one to calm them down or help with communication bc that is a big problem in this houesehold #but i myself am also a very much not normal and not medicated shut in who has trouble dealing even with my own feelings

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angorwhosebabyisthis · 4 months ago

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honestly it's been really healing being back to actively contributing things and writing out thoughts on tumblr the last week or so, because while twitter tends to be easier for me to write out Thoughts on without getting overwhelmed, the environment in the twitter fandom circles i'm interested in is not only infested with antis but cliqueish in a way that is caustic to the fucking soul if you try to express a thought that's more than three sentences long--a hundred times over if you're autistic in slightly the wrong way--and it's incredibly reassuring to come back to an environment where the very kindest and most inclusive people toward you are not clearly thinking the r-slur the entire time they interact with you lmao

#whosebaby talks #took an incident of just open petty cruelty the other day for me to finally go #you know what all of this is doing a huge number on my self-esteem and scrupulosity and social anxiety and mental health overall #sometimes it pays to hold out and give the benefit of the doubt #when your knee-jerk reaction is to think something Must Be a Sign of Shitty Intent; bc often it will turn out that wasn't the case at all #but unfortunately sometimes it turns out people are in fact just being shitty in exactly the way you thought they were #and at the *very* best you are incompatible in such a way that if they don't have bad intentions you're just never going to be able to tell #or well. not even necessarily bad *intentions*; just shitty behavior that's harmful to you regardless of whether they mean well #sometimes you just gotta accept that even if neither of you *is* being shitty it's not worth your peace of mind to never be able to confirm #and it's better to just save both of you the stress and not try to pursue that.#it fuckin sucks when it's people you think are cool and really want to get to know; it's a hard lesson to learn; but it's the way sometimes #......and then sometimes the confirmation you finally get is that yeah okay this is some bullshit #and not in a way that can likely be communicated past; no matter how much effort you make to be kind; clear; and mature #and being publicly humiliated for carefully trying to yes-and some clarification on meta of mine #which was being used in ways i was deeply uncomfortable with; and had had no warning would take the turn that it did #and which was contributing to the original post gaining traction in the first place #all targeted in ways pretty much tailor-made to hurt someone with specific issues they had seen me talk about + acknowledged #was just. yeah i think i'm done here lmao #i am Not someone who takes down meta once posted #so the fact that it was bad enough to make me delete an entire thread really says something lol #anyway. lots of other context there; and i appreciate that in some ways the person was genuinely trying to be kind; but i'm. yeah.#that shit Hurted Extremely; and made me realize that while i'm not the *most* well-socialized or articulate or approachable #there is just something in the water over there and no amount of The Problem Not Being Me would have mattered #and the nice asks/replies/comments i've gotten both recently and during hibernation make me feel warm inside; thank y'all <3 #the salt files #bullying cw #ableism cw

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chibishortdeath · 7 months ago

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Great googley moogley it’s all going to shit! Every day becomes exponentially more terrifying!

And all perfectly timed to just right at the start of what’s supposed to be my adult life where I get my shit together and be useful and productive!

#we’re cooked #we’re doomed #idk the end is nigh or whatever god damn #I just wanna be able to live in my own house and draw a guy sometimes without the ever present threat of the horrors is that too much #apparently yeah cause houses aren’t achievable anymore but man #m a n #especially if you didn’t/couldn’t go to college and aren’t capable of working most jobs #doesn’t help there’s the chance some part of my existence might be suddenly illegal or extremely dangerous yippie!#the options are literally 1. people die 2. people die what the hell do you even do man #how the fuck is this the election I’m gonna get forced to be a part of we’re living in hell #and nobody around me believes it’ll get bad yay great oh so wonderful #I can’t wait to lose rights and cause millions of deaths regardless of who gets chosen #I think one of these days I’m literally just gonna die of stress #it’ll either be a stroke or a heart attack or cancer or uh well ya know #we’re fucked #we’re screwed #I wanna have some kind of an actually visible break down but ive suppressed everything so much that I don’t outwardly emote much anymore :)#and the constantly dissociating thing too I guess #if you ever think ‘oh yeah I can just think of guy in a situation that’s so cool’ don’t it’s a trap—#although tbh this would be significantly worse without it so uh law of equivalent exchange I guess #fuck fuck fuck anyway #not putting this in the main tags #definitely deleting this later #if anyone in my house got any hints that I may or may not have different opinions than them well uh I’m financially dependent on them so um #literally wouldn’t have anywhere to go if anything happened #oh we’re really in it now Simon #hell world #there’s like what 7 genocides going on too I hate everything I hate everything I hate everything #I can’t do anything to help anyone either cause I don’t have a job and I could get kicked out or treated badly at home for it #not that anyone thinks very highly of me at home anyway I am kinda family disappointment number 2 I pretty sure

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exoexid · 11 months ago

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the suyeol lore is so crazy

#their relationship is so interesting to me like aoughhhh #like you see subaek and even tho they don't talk a lot on camera (most of the time) those two get along so well #they understand and respect each other so much they take their job very seriously and they're actually good friends as a result #suyeol on the other hand is 12 years of slowburn like it's crazyyyyy #you admire him and believe in him like no one else does and then you discover that he isn't that great actually #so you get disappointed and distance yourself and then you both are in this weird limbo for years as you grow up #and slowly but surely you rediscover how your relationship works because both of you are adults now and now we're here #like yeah suhito was stressed back then the context was not great for a leader AND tao was still with exo so lmao pcy could fend for himself #so i get ittttt they were going through it but. i need to know what he said to pcy like oh my god was it really that bad 😭#i wonder if they've ever mentioned it 🤔#writing this bc i just remembered that one time they had to describe e/o and suho was like #“you're my cute dongsaeng i admire your talents so much and oh btw you're not uncomfortable around me these days right? uwu”#LIKE ??? KING YOU CAN'T SAY THAT AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK #(<- they totally can it's not our business lmao)#idolization to tentative ''''enemies'''' to coworkers to friends to good friends is crazy #i need to look into this properly omg let's do some research #anyways i want a subunit :) they can be called exo sc too sehun won't mind bc these are like his favorite people in the world!!!#idk i find the exos and their bond so interesting because you truly have it all with them there's a whole spectrum of friendships #and i appreciate that it's not like with b*s & taegi (if you don't know who they are... let's keep it that way <3)#because those two were just too different to get along. it was extreme. but bighit forced it so much it was painful to see sometimes #and then the hawaii trip came and they painted it like a ''see? after this trip they get along so well now <3'' moment #1. girl let's be serious for a sec 😐 and 2. it's not our business!!!!! focus on making good music!!!!!#i'm so glad exo didn't have to go through something like that bc i just know that they'd have disbanded by now sjfsifjsk #the saranghaja sprite isn't that intense we lovr freedom of choice (keeping in mind that they were under sm) <33333 #so YEAH. can you guys tell i can't sleep hehe :)#dara.t #suho and chanyeol

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hotboiessek · 6 months ago

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had a stress dream the night before my first day with students about not filling out attendance quick enough and our attendance clerk getting angry at me

#like nothing else was even going that wrong in the dream other than older kids kept coming into the room but then leaving when asked #anyway i did the attendance on time AND our attendance clerk did not get mad at me (actually i am one of her favs)#but yeah i have the most boring mundane stress dreams #the mind is an amazingly complex thing that is sometimes extremely simple

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vonkarma2 · 4 months ago

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realized recently all the wizard ocs i have made fall into 4 categories of motivation

autism

ocd

wanting to use magic to kill people, just to be mean

inanna

#my ocs #so. i guess i should look more into ocd in order to be respectful about it #i didnt intend to include it originally but then when thinking abt characters like yiming where its like yeah hes constantly tormented #by obsessive thoughts about how he could be doing better and is usually miserable as a result #i was like this sounds kind of familiar yk. i dont want to exaggerate it or use it for angst or anything like that bc it feels extremely #tasteless lol #also dont want to portray moral ocd as like a positive productive force for obvious reasons #anyway it is kind of funny to me like what the fuck is wrong with jaime. joanna is the other person in the evil category but she was like #a prodigy with insane skill and the rest of her character stems from there #whereas jaime's character is pretty much just abusive murderous asshole. did he just believe in his own superiority that much #cant stress enough how it is very very difficult to do magic. idk maybe he was like cursed #as a child and so had familiarity with magic from a young age. to an unusual extent yk #sure whatever ig that makes sense. zeolans shield backstory written here for you all live #ok also autism category is rocio and malachi #ocd category is shamash yiming and rocio again #evil category is jaime and joanna #inanna category is inanna #angelica should also be in the inanna category tbh. i have never drawn her she died many years before the story started. shes low on the #lore iceberg lol #should rename the category to girl who is cool and swag

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honigsenfsymbiont · 9 months ago

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my beloved coworker: you better not work too hard. Take it easy always. So do I

me: I gotchu fam. We are taking it easy

my beloved coworker: so anyway i have to work Saturday and you have to leave without me today

me: my bestie you are not practicing what you preach

#JONATHAN! JONATHAN YOUR HOURS!#i had a first aid course today the instructor was like did u know stress heightens the chances of strokes. dont work too hard. we are all #responsible for our own well being. work isnt gonna do it for us. your life matters more than being late.#yeah anyway extremely ironic day today. i will have to force this man to take a vacation. i will try my best.#personal

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echthr0s · 1 year ago

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I love it when fandom goes super hard for a character that I'm like "oh yeah he was there too, I guess" about

say "no Shepard without Vakarian" in front of me and I'll laugh you off the stage

#i like to think ''what if this alien character was a human'' and if they suddenly become EXTREMELY boring to me then.... yeah.#that's garrus to me #the fact that he's a cool bird alien is like. his one redeeming factor lol #but the fact of the matter is that there are many cool bird aliens in ME that also are interesting in general so #he's definitely the alistair of the party (i do like ali but i have to stress that that happened AFTER i'd made new headcanons for him)#(he's.... very much just the Average Joe companion. every party-based game has one. i think PoE did it best with edér bc he's fun)#(actually ME has 3 lol bc there's also the two very average humans. but yknow)#(remember that ''to me/in my opinion'' is implied in every one of these sentences. it just gets annoying to put that in EVERY time)#(also remember that me not giving two shits about garrus doesn't equal hating people who like garrus! do i need to say this #or do the people that follow me understand this without needing it explained. i'm hoping the latter but i'll say it anyway.)

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blujayonthewing · 2 years ago

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two of the dnd campaigns I'm in right now have significant Panopticon Problems and y'all I am. fuckin tired

#maybe two and a half #elyss's campaign has had 'someone is watching all the time forever' going on in like... five completely unrelated ways for ages #which is its own kind of stupid and exhausting tbqh #on the one hand I didn't count it in the main post because our cleric has an amulet of nondetection with a radius of effect #so it's less of an issue in theory? but in practice otherworldly entities keep showing up and being a problem anyway so???#uhh but yeah mel AND juniper's campaign both have had 'someone was scrying on you so they showed up where you are to make problems :)'#in a way that's like fuckin.... okay fair play once for dramatic effect #but now it's so much harder and more stressful to try to talk about anything or go anywhere or do anything #because maybe the bad guys are watching and listening and will get there ahead of you to set an ambush or kill everybody!! :)#anyway in other news we're finally circling back to zhartook's homeland where mel's parents have been brought #and everyone who survived the island's firebombing are in hiding in an extremely secret hidden druid sanctuary #sure hope we don't accidentally do or say anything while someone happens to be scrying on us that leads to their discovery and doom :)#sucks bro #about me

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sillimancer · 8 days ago

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I can't find it and don't remember who said it but I saw something where op was comparing liberals' reaction to hearing AI the same way conservatives react to hearing pronouns and I'm gonna be thinking about that all night now

#my diary #it's an imperfect comparison cuz unlike the conservative/pronoun hysteria I think the anti-AI camp has some perfectly fair and valid points #I just also think those points are misguided and people are mad at the wrong things #and the assumed endgame(?) that AI as a tool can somehow be... what. defeated? made to go away forever? is frankly naive #I don't bring it up usually cuz I am NOT trying to discredit people's concerns about generative AI in late-stage capitalism #(like I'm a writer you don't have to tell me that automating creative work is dangerous and scary #if I hadn't lost my writing gig in 2022 I definitely would've been outsourced to chatgpt by now)#but the automation is not the problem here it's that our livelihoods depend on things not being automated #automation has been deleting jobs since the industrial revolution (possibly earlier idk I'm history-dumb)#the whole point of automation is ideally to reach a point where none of us HAVE to work anymore #but I concede that this is an extremely unhelpful and callous point to make in early 2025 on tumblr #anyway I'm rambling now cuz I don't wanna get off my butt and go to bed #I think I'm gonna turn my thoughts into an essay #cuz apparently I have a lot of them and maybe I'm finally ready to try writing essays again #oh yeah I'm pivoting the blog idea btw #decided a regular posting schedule was too stressful #and I'm too much of a yapper #so I'm going old-school and bringing the essay back #(I don't think it went anywhere)#I might even make pamphlets or zines #I wanna do more work than a blog but less work than a book you feel me

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senseless-blabbering · 6 months ago

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kind of very personal reflection in the tags about health and fear of death i guess

#really sucks when someone keeps going with unhealthy behaviors #and when the body suddenly breaks or suddenly gives extremely alarming signs it might already be too late to act #because 'but i was fine before'#one of the top reasons why i have done my best despite stress and arguing and everything going on to keep moving #keep hiking keep walking more than an hour a day keep eating even if i don't like it #managing stress and prioritizing myself some extents more #yeah i was 'fine' before. but i wasn't realizing i was slowly starting to kill myself. a young body won't tell you shit. it will compensate #until it suddenly can't anymore #just saw a video of a content creator i follow who suddenly got scared of their body giving up on them #and is now changing their lifestyle. which is great. but it's sad for me to see #because the body keeps score and catches up. it eventually does. and it's scary when it happens. and i wish i acted more for myself #anyway. i hope people look after themselves as much as they can and can afford #human body can snap its fingers and suddenly there's a huge problem that needs fixing. and it can be preventable #it can be easier. i don't want to fall ill because i push myself to extents my body can't follow. and i don't want people close to me to #risk the same. maybe it's selfish to want. but it's a bit of a reflection i've had buzzing in my head quite a while #and this video made me think actively on it again #i don't know when's the last time i'll see my aunt. she's 70 and morbidly obese and can barely walk. she needs medications and she can't #raise herself from her bed. i just don't want more family to go down that road. i want everyone to be ok and know that some things can be #easily prevented and looked after. yeah

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strikersin · 7 months ago

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I also just hate that the idea of being delusional could land me in so much hot water down the line, I don't want to be disregarded and sent away. I don't want to lose the kids I don't even have because of someone else's judgement. I just want to paint when I'm 40. I'm probably dealing with enough grief by then and it's just day to day. Trying to live in the moment and do my best

#and i just can't forgive you guys for that... even though it's not real and hasnt happened #i guess maybe what i can't do is forgive mys— was i about to type myself? hold that thought #i was going to say i can't forgive my parents and it's pinging off that very polished shield because i never let myself feel angry about it #in the first place. you know? i skipped straight to acceptance because no amount of bargaining was going to get me out of that situation.#ok. ok. no it's my bad. I'll take whatever comes out of this. <- even this is extremely reductive. i need an echelon of words to regard—#even the subject.#um. but maybe it's actually that I can't forgive myself for being in that position in the first place. for bringing that situation on myself #...#and i can't forgive myself for whatever I will do that will bring about this hypothetical future loss and excursion into pain and loneliness #if i just kept everything to myself and never let anyone in then nobody would ever... i mean nothing like that could ever happen #and that's what I did the first time. extreme isolation. ask me how it went #but sharing nything still feels like <cosmic boom> it's so calculated and careful and... is it? i can't say anything. i can't even look at-#myself.#anything that would upset my dad has to be thrown out the window. anything that would endanger my family is gone. it just. has to be.#my entire me is just... smoke waiting to go up in flames. that's nonsensical #i want to go home. i want to be 5 years old but actually three. and i want my older brother to not be angry with me.#i miss Chiron i miss Paulie i miss... the fluid nature of things. and light. i miss you stupidhead. i want to go home.#anyway ok that's enough for this entry!#but yeah i never could forgive myself if i *brought it on myself* nd more importantly. can't stress this enough. on us #it doesn't even matter if i am crazy if i need help because. that in itself endangers the family. do you see? so i can't have it

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hannieehaee · 10 months ago

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18+ / mdi

content: newbf!vernon, based off this quote, appearance from some svt members, afab reader, smut(?), suggestive, etc.

wc: 1848

a/n: this is such an odd premise but it caught my attention so yeah<3

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"i dont get the joke," seungkwan cocked his head to the side in a questioning manner.

"yeah, april fool's was last month?," added joshua.

"there's no joke. we're dating."

even as you and vernon found yourselves cuddled up on the couch, – in a manner only a couple would intertwine with each other – your friends seemed unimpressed by the mere suggestion of the two of you dating.

"so you've been besties for twelve years and suddenly you're dating? no warning, no nothing? not very believable", answered mingyu, staring at you in nothing short of annoyance.

"why is this so surprising? you guys knew that i had a crush on her," argued vernon, feeling a bit annoyed at the way all his friends were currently staring him down. meanwhile, you appeared to be completely chill as you nuzzled into his side, watching videos on his phone and ignoring the conversation altogether.

"i just don't buy it."

"yeah, i don't get the joke, but i'm not falling for it."

"she's out of your league anyway."

seungkwan, seungcheol and jeonghan all expressed their sentiments to vernon as he groaned in frustration, unable to understand why it was so difficult to accept that he had finally grown the balls to ask you out. alas, he gave up as his friends grew distracted by something else, opting to go back to watching cat videos with you on his phone.

this was a brand new change in your dynamic, so maybe it'd be hard to grasp at first. but it was fine. vernon didn't need his friends to acknowledge his relationship in order to make it real. he'd simply continue to love on you like he'd been doing since you accepted to be his girlfriend, damning any denials from his friends.

acting unaffected by his friends' constant refutals of his new relationship proved to be harder than vernon had first anticipated. they'd gone above and beyond to attempt and disprove your relationship, claiming that it simply didn't make any sense.

any time you posted a picture with vernon it'd get spammed with comments from all twelve boys declaring the falsehood of your relationship.

jeonghanieyoon: booo 🍅

joshuacoustic: drop the fake bf and date me instead 😘

dk_is_dokyeom: ok u guys are starting to look believable 🧐

sometimes they'd even respond to vernon's stories about you and slide in his dms just to call him a dumbass for attempting to make this 'a thing' when it was clear you two were lying.

from: pledisboos - stop being a coward and ask her out for real

from: feat.dino - clearly fake. try harder next time!

in retrospect, maybe vernon only had himself to blame for this. after years of liking you, he never once gave any indication of attempting to leave the friendzone. his friends had all given up on hyping him up to confess to you years ago, leaving his crush as a dormant subject of conversation. it was quite sudden how you and vernon ended up together, and your dynamic hadnt changed too much, so your upgrade from friends to lovers was likely not noticeable to the naked eye.

however, this did not excuse the damned booing vernon had to endure any time the two of you walked into a room hand-in-hand. it also did not excuse jeonghan and mingyu's continuous flirting with you – they were doing it to prove a point, they said. and the most frustrating aspect of it all was how nonchalant you were about it all, always giggling along with his friends and never backing vernon up when he'd try and argue with them.

this was quite out of character for vernon. his demeanor had always been extremely chill and laid back, never one to be bothered by any outside forces (much less his dumb friends). you, however, were not helping manners in any way. you found the whole situation funny, telling vernon not to stress over it as you giggled over how passionate both vernon and his friends were about such a benign subject.

so, vernon gave up. he guessed that since you found the running gag about your 'fake' relationship amusing rather than frustrating (as he did), then he would just leave it alone. he was never one for pda anyways, so attempting to prove his relationship to his friends was kind of like beating a dead horse.

what vernon forgot to consider, however, was how nosy his friends were.

when it was time for all fourteen of you to spend the week at mingyu's beach house, he had let his guard down far too much, leading to a situation he'd like to consider both a win and a loss.

despite the sheer size of the beach house, housing fourteen people proved to be quite a difficult task, meaning that roommates were a must. with six rooms, everyone was separated into twos, with two rooms containing one extra roommate each. you and vernon always paired up together with no questions asked, except this time you were teased and mocked as you settled into your rooms, all while they assigned you chan as an extra roommate with the sarcastic intent of him keeping an eye on the two of you – "just want to make sure you don't get down to any funny business," had sad dokyeom in a mocking tone.

it was quite common for everyone but vernon to go out and play some badminton or basketball during these types of outings. he just wasnt a sports guy, and he was well loved despite his lack of participation. you'd occasionally join the guys, but would mostly hang back with vernon, which was what happened this time around. usually, you'd simply lounge around and watch a movie, but now that you were finally together, vernon decided to make better use of your alone time.

"are you sure we should be doing this?", you pulled away with a heavy breath, tilting your head back so vernon's lips could trail down your neck.

"it's fine, baby. they're all busy. they don't even believe we're dating, so they probably just think we're watching a movie," he explained as his hands attempted to get you to sit on his lap.

you didn't seem to need convincing as you slid over onto his lap, allowing his hands to guide your hips against his own. even through the pajamas you were wearing, he was sure you could feel his hardness under you.

"fuck, you're so fucking warm," he murmured as his hands went under your shirt, feeling up your warm skin and throwing it off in the process.

his lips went back to yours, groaning against you as your hips sped up against his own. easily frustrated, he laid you down, bringing down his pants and boxers to his mid thigh and leaving you in just your panties, adjusting his hardness so it'd grind itself perfectly against your clothed folds. the wetness seeping from your panties drove him insane with desire, but he couldn't stop grinding into you, growing easily obsessed with the stimulation. his lips had made their way back to your own, groaning endlessly against them while your hands pulled at his hair in a way that made his eyes cross.

"hmm, nonnie ..." you'd murmur every so often, making his resolve break little by little.

"fuck, is this okay, baby? just- wanna make you cum like this. i'll fuck you, i promise. just feel so fucking good like this," he groaned as you licked into his mouth, refusing to entertain any amount of separation.

eventually he reached down to your tits, tonguing at them like a starved man in search of his next meal. he was shameless in his desire for you, having wanted you for far too long and finally having you all to himself. no other thought occupied his mind at the moment. the touch and sight of your pretty body under his own was all his brain had the capacity of entertaining.

which was how neither of you noticed the boy suddenly intruding the scene, screaming in absolute shock at the nasty sight in front of him.

"oh my god?! you weren't lying?!"

what was even more unfortunate was how chan's yelling immediately alerted the rest of the members (or at least the nosier ones), leading to the door being filled by about seven spectators within seconds.

the only fortunate thing about the situation had been how fast vernon's protective instincts over you took over, covering you up with a blanket the moment he saw chan enter the room, preventing all the nosy men from having a peek at the nudity only vernon was allowed to see (and apparently chan too, as vernon had not noticed his presence until after the fact).

however, even as he covered you up, he left himself completely bare, having to take on all their shocked commentary whilst fully nude, barely able to pull up his boxers a few moments into their intrusion.

"no way, you're actually dating?!"

"either that or they took this joke a little far ..."

"man, channie's gonna be jacking off to this for ages."

"how the fuck did you score her??"

"do you guys want a third?"

these were only a few of the comments thrown at you and vernon within the first twenty seconds of the guys' presence in your room. however, to vernon it felt like a whole hour of scrutiny before he finally shook the shock off and began yelling at them to leave.

"get the fuck out! and never look at my girlfriend again!", he got up and began pushing them out as a few of them giggled at his anger whilst some others remained in shock at the situation.

in the meantime, you had pulled up the blanket over your head as you sat crisscross on the bed, likely too bashful to face the situation until your friends took their leave.

once vernon closed and locked the door, grabbing a pillow and throwing it outside for chan (who would not be allowed back in, by the way), vernon sped to your side, uncovering you, fully worried that you might be mad or petrified at what had just happened. to his surprise, you began laughing the moment you first made eye contact, causing vernon to furrow his eyebrows in question.

"baby, what the fuck? you find this funny?", he wasn't mad, but more so extremely confused.

"you got want you wanted, nonnie. there's no way to deny we're dating now," you grinned, crawling to sit on his lap again.

"god, i take it back. i'll never be able to fuck you again in peace. i was just about to cum, too."

"'was'?", you asked, wrapping your arms around his shoulders and leaning in closer, "you don't wanna anymore?", you tilted your head in fake curiosity.

"i mean-"

"they already know we're fucking. might as well have fun with it. right, nonnie?", you grinned.

chuckling at you, he couldn't help but agree with your horny logic. his boner was still half-there anyways.

"c'mere, baby."

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