#anyway i have no idea what the kids' actual names are

[chaostroberry1]

Heyy how are you? I want to make a request of Anubis with a mortal child-Reader (platonically) that accidentally got lost around Valhalla. I just need something sweet for my day, Thank you👋

Hello! This is so cute 💕 writing this at night and I'm so close to passing out. I'm so sorry if it's too short.

°•Platonic Anubis and lost!child!reader•°

- Anubis had been walking to the meeting room of the gods, before stumbling across a mini creature. What was a small little thing doing, wandering around such a dangerous place like this? Any normal person would try to alert the nymphs or servants, but not Anubis!

- This mini human was his buddy bestie now. No room for objection. He's always wanted a mini baby human sibling! Okay, maybe he only realized he wanted one after seeing you. I bet he'd pick you up curiously, tilting his head and smelling you like he was an actual dog. Before he quickly lit up and started jumping around with you in his grasp.

"whoa!! A mini human!! Hey there little buddy!!! I'm Anubis! What's your name??"

- He brought you with him to the meeting room, just to boast about you. Receiving comments from the other gods to put you away or maybe even kill you. But he growled at them angrily, making them back off.

*growling noises*....no! This mini human is my baby sibling!! We are related from this point on!!"

- Odin just sighed in defeat, while Loki joined in the fun and poked you tiny cheeks. Even manipulating the liquid in his cup to float around for you to watch and giggle about.

- So now, you have two big brother figures, who have no idea where the hell you came from, but still decided to take care of you anyway

- I can just imagine them having no clue on how to tend to your needs, especially as a kid. While thor just chas you sit on his arm and buys you icecream 😭.

Anubis randomly goes on all fours and asks you to play catch with him, making you throw a stick for him to catch. Like, wow, okay. He'd bring you to saunas or hot bath's, yapping about all the cool things he can do with the bubbles and how he can make a huge bubble with his mouth.

You just gotta sit there and listen. Mf is just really happy right now you need to accept it. This is your life now. Just try to savour the good moments where you can sleep well at night without some grown man barking and acting up at night. Like an actual dog.

The gods have tried to tell him multiple times to return you to your caretaker or whoever was in charge of you, but he would not budge, and refused to give you back.

He really liked having a baby sibling to play catch with. And look after. Cause he is a very cool and amazing big brother. So don't expect to go home any time soon. --

[squarebracketsmileyface]

Okay, so I saw some art of fem Jay a couple days ago and it inspired me to finally sit down and draw Jay from Sorry, It's Locked in a sort of "What Could Have Been" piece of art showing how he'd have progressed if he didn't die in entry 80. It got me to figure out what her name would probably have ended up being, too, and I've settled on Lark.

Specifically, she'd have become Lark Wright and she and Tim could have raised their kid together (whose name is Birdie in the 'canon' of Sorry, It's Locked because Tim named her by himself after Jay died) but it's such a cute name I kept it even for an au where Lark survived.

I had to kinda guess at how old Jay would have been in around 2013, so yeah if 26 is wrong, whoops. I feel like the outfit i gave Lark is pretty 'right' for someone in their mid thirties in 2024 though so 🤷🏻‍♂️

I adore the idea that Lark goes grey early, and that she has a few wrinkles she otherwise might not at her age because of all the stress she's been through. She's so goddamn pretty because of it though, I'm so not surprised that Tim married her. She's literally a milf.

Also, her wearing Tim's shirt :] just. So cute. She's just trying to figure out her style and ends up in unintentionally the cutest outfits Tim's ever seen. Poor guy walks into the kitchen and is immediately struck by the debilitating urge to kiss the heck out of her.

Anyway.

You'll probably see me switching between using Lark and she/her, and Jay and he/him when I talk about S,IL depending on what part of it I'm talking about. If I'm talking about Lark's gender exploration, I'll probably(?) call her Lark and she/her, whereas if I'm talking about anything before he figured out his gender I'll probably(?) use Jay and he/him. Just to help me better differentiate between 'canon' S,IL and 'no one dies au' S,IL. Because unfortunately in the S,IL I'm actually going to write, Jay never gets to the point where he's comfortable to change his name or pronouns.

Anyway, individual shots of Jay and Lark under the thingy Bob

Love the little trans flag feather and bracelet I gave her.

[seaglassdinosaur]

I know we collectively agree that Hiccup isn’t romantically inclined, and his getting married and having kids didn’t make sense in the epilogue, but consider: Hiccup getting married for political reasons.

It’s a marriage of alliance, which is recognized both by him and his partner, and they enter it without expectations of romantic involvement. Since they’re now married, they live in the same castle, spend time together, and Hiccup finds he really likes his spouse. They’re funny, get along with his friends, and has the same interests and values. They both probably speak multiple languages. She understands why Hiccup is so dedicated to making the Wilderwest better, and holds similar views. She’s a good politician (her job after all, was to be an ambassador). Hiccup likes spending time with them, and the feeling is mutual. They’re not in love, they have their own lives, but they’re dedicated to each other and eventually decide to raise children. They teach their kids how to train hawks and hunt with dragons, riding, history, the Languages, and all the necessary skills of their world. They’re not in love and they’re happy together.

[sieglinde-freud]

been thinking about the tharjabelle family unit a lot. i think maribelle spent five thousand years scraping through ye olden baby names textbooks in her family’s library and was like “We shall name our daughter Noire! It’s a lovely name, a reference to your love of the dark arts and [wikipedia etymology section] while still being classy. Just gorgeous. Now, what shall we name our son?” and tharja goes “brady.” mari’s like ???? fym brady what the hell is that and tharja goes “oh its traditional plegian” “Oh, really!? 😄” “no”

[laugtherhyena]

3:23AM, time to post Hatamori fankid and retreat back into my hiding hole

[sysig]

Giving nicknames, testing boundaries (Patreon)

[epic-and-kitty]

I wanna make a Dedf1sh inspired sparkledog...

[dylanconrique]

i seriously can't wait to find out what angela and wesley named their daughter. 🥺💗

[spring-lxcked]

going crazy thinking about how my william just. he is affectionate toward his kids. he'll ruffle their hair and hug them and cook dinner ("Everyone eats at the table, together.") and buy them their 40th toy that they'll play with for a month and then forget and tuck them in bed and read them books and it's almost all totally genuine.

but he's only a decent parent when times are good. it's not just that him being stressed = him choosing to focus on work over them (although that's true). it's also that he just will not be there for them emotionally. he represses everything, and then raises his kids in a home where there's this implication that showing too much emotion is bad. crying is bad. getting upset over "unimportant" things is bad. his kid comes to him because they got in an argument with their best friend and like. he has no real advice to give. he might offer some mild words of comfort or even a hug, but he's not actually comforting. and the fucked up part is that he absolutely isn't being a shitty parent on purpose in those moments.

[cinnabeat]

u know fairy tail was terrible but i appreciate its refusal to let literally anyone die

[gothamcityneedsme]

fjdkdk the R rating on the vbros movie is for full frontal nudity? fans are theorizing who it is

im just sitting here being like. Havent we practically seen everyones dick at this point

[mars-ipan]

genuinely the smartest (and funniest) choice i ever made in junior high was completely ignoring people who tried to bully and/or annoy me

[hot-cocoa-addict]

hi hello how do people deal with the fact that they, while trying to write out one fic, end up with another completely plotted out in their head with a good headstart on a potential chapter one written down on a doc??

should i try to juggle two fics at once? absolutely not. will i? ... maybe.

[nebulainatree]

how to design inkling character help

[aesadraws]

I really really reaaaaally really don't need to add another WIP to my pile.... But I also deeply crave a XVI pirate AU where I throw Balthier from XII at the Valisthea crew just to see what happens.

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

To Be Wooed

I blacked out and wrote this. This is so silly to me.

Enjoy!

Look Danny didn't mean to kill the Joker it was an honest mistake, he was still recovering from escaping the GIW and whatever they had used on him had still been in effect when he honest to Ancients ran into the fake clown.

Of course it doesn't look like an accident with how he left the Joker

But it was!

Really it really was!

Whatever the GIW did was out of his system, but that still left a very dead and coreless Joker.

Yeah...apparently Joker had a core, but not anymore because he ate it like it was pop rock candy, if the weird cousin spicy version of it. He still feels like he has some of it stuck in his teeth.

Anyways! Not the point!

Joker! Very dead at his feet, what is he supposed to do-

THUMP

Oh Ancients he's going to die again that's the Red Hood!

"Uh...I can explain, well not really. But it was an accident! I promise and-"

"You killed him?"

"I'm really sorry? He bumped into me, it was an accident I swear!"

"Go on a date with me."

WHa-what?! Did he just hear correctly why would he ask him out out of nowhere it made no sense and..oh.

Red Hood's been touched by Death not like him but enough to count, and enough to have some ghostly instincts.

Okay ghostly courting he can do that, he totally can, no sweat!

Shit who is he kidding he may have the instincts but he was never actually taught how he's supposed to use them or anything.

Well he's always been good at making it up as he goes, and at least his instincts will help push him in the right direction.

So he should just do what feels natural to him.

"Yes I'll go out with you. If I were to make jewelry and knives out of his bones would you accept them?"

"...For me to wear and use. Yes."

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Danny freaking out about just killing and kinda eating someone: I'm in so much trouble!

Jason behind him fixing his appearance: "Well hello there handsome come by here often?"

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Joker bumping into Danny: "ahAHA you will make a good experiment!"

Danny is high as a kite and getting the munchies: "I didn't know I could order food with my mind!"

Joker: "Whut-"

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Jason seeing Danny absolutely wrecking Jokers shit: *Ghost Instincts Activated*

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Jason falling fast for Danny without even knowing his name: "Can I pretty please kiss you?"

Danny realizing what's going on but still being clueless: "Does that mean you will accept these gifts made from Jokers bones?"

Jason's Ghost Instincts rising to a fever pitch: "I'm going to woo the fuck out of ya and then we'll get married then we'll fu-"

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Danny's Ghostly Instincts being connected to his 'Protection' & Jason's to his 'Revenge' showing these kind of specific gestures towards them is incredibly romantic.

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Jason and Danny's relationship basically:

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#They're like Morticia & Gomez absolutely smitten for each other

#Jason brings a crying & beaten up GIW who has been stalking Danny

#Danny almost swooned

#They start flirting with each other while standing on top of the GIW dude

#Jason's goons are happy that their boss found 'The One' apparently but can they please stop eyefucking each other while they're there and-

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Just an Idea