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sometimes when I’m being especially self deprecating and convinced no one likes me I have to tell myself “you’re being goob. you are being goob right now”
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"Hey, Sora, draw Johnny Silverhand in Caravaggio style".
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The ultimate fix-it
"And CUT!"
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"Those were some convincing tears"
"Pretty sure that how I got the role"
Jill is off the side checking her phone, sneaks a pic and posts it to her twitter "They're at it again...🤢"
A Series based on the book Final Fantasy by Joshua Rosfield
All the reactions to Jills tweet
"OMG IS IT THAT CID SCENE??? NOOOOO"
"I ship it!"
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Patreon | Ko-Fi
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
#I'm not sure if i count bc they separated when i was very young#like no older than 4 or 5#so i answered 'i felt a different way abojt it' bc like...#i would not have known how to feel any other way than 'this is just how things are'#they weren't together long enough (while i was alive at least) to even understand the concept of being together lol#as i grew older i started to wonder what my life would be like if they'd stayed together - still do tbh#but it has always been pretty chill. like they're both still friendly with each other and decent people#and it's honestly weirder to imagine a world where they're still together now lol#wait i literally jsut saw the neutral option rip#but still. i stand by my vote bc i just. was too young (and neurodivergent lbr) to like feel anything about it
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when making a character remember! are they a FAG?
Fucked up beyond belief
Actually would suck in real life (and ideally in the story too)
Gay
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some of my current favorite responses to weird/confusing sentences:
“many such cases”
“we love/hate to see it”
“honestly, work”
“many are saying this”
“love them or hate them they’re spitting straight facts”
“you conjure a beautiful world”
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Dichotomy time if you were depicted in a red/blue characters dynamic
No other colors you are getting SHOEHORNED into these boxes
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Fic that appears to be an AU where the characters have a little low stakes meet cute and are having a sweet little romance, only for it to be revealed that no, this is in-universe and they both have amnesia and all the other characters are trying to find them and are losing their fucking shit
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i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/
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i loveeee writing "he should". he should reach out. he should take his hand. he should say something. he should reassure him. he should walk away. he should let it go.
never does btw. none of it, but he really should.
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Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds
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Fanfiction writers be like:
"here's the immensely time consuming 100K word novel-length passion project I'm working on between my real life job and family! It eats up hundreds of hours of my one and only life, causes me emotional harm, and I gain basically nothing from it! Also I put it on the internet for free so anyone can read if they want. Hope you love it!" :)
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grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn
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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.
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ive said this before but being a leftist gun nut doesnt make me feel safer around you than conservative gun nuts. cuz at the end of the day youre still harboring the same fantasy of Getting To Use Your Gun that is the self fulfilling prophecy of gun related accidents.
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