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Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.
Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU
#knitting#no it's not a real pattern but I can't write one that makes sense because I have no freaking clue what any of that means#How do you make things that aren't basic rectangles#Why has every knitter I've asked for help just said 'patterns are easy; you just have to know how to read them' & then refused to teach me#Where do I even find a goat to sacrifice#How do I join the pattern cult#I am so confused#I've been knitting for almost a decade but I can only make scarves and potholders#I learned one (1) stitch by watching a YouTube video and none of my friends or family knit so I have no IRL resources#And nobody I meet seems to want to take the time to explain the rest to me#I taught myself to sew through trial and error but that doesn't really work with knitting because error is pretty much just... Unraveling?#Anyway sorry for the tag rant I'm just frustrated that I see pretty things I want to make but the instructions are in an alien language#And the gap between 'absolute novice' and 'intermediate' seems to be about 20 years of experience and formal instruction
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DPXDC Prompt #97
The Justice League fought hard against the anti ecto acts but unfortunately it wasn’t enough and the laws were passed anyways but not before a clause was added to them that states the JL had the right to pull a ghost out of a facility of they had potential to work for them. When they see the potential hero Phantom is caught by the GIW they of course do their best to acquire him. Unfortunately the government sees Phantom as JL property now instead of his own person. Phantom seemed content being trapped on the watchtower and explained it was better than whatever the GIW was planning. Superman thinks something weird is going on with the ghost as when he supposedly went to bed in the room he was assigned he’d temporarily gain a heartbeat again. Constantine is just glad the young prince hasn’t decided to kill anyone in the US congress yet for passing such a ridiculous law. Batman’s adoption senses are tickling.
#dp x dc prompt#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny fenton#danny phantom#poor danny#writing prompt#I hear no Batman no! In my head in the same tone as the no rootbeer no! Meme#ghost prince danny#I already have my idea for tomorrow and it’s going to be a wild one heavily cracked#I know I’m insane but you can’t stop me#Is no one going to take the internet away from me?#my asks are open#I want to draw more but I have no clue what#Does anyone else feel like they’re slowly losing their mind? Because I still feel like I’m slowly going insane#Also does anyone else feel just a little disappointed that we’re in the timeline without any superpowers or hero’s?#I feel like my body is slowly decaying and I can do nothing but watch as the world slowly spins as everyone gets mad at each other over tim
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physeng(write, file, "tco_physeng_breakdown.png");
to:compiler {file}
to:compiler {txt: "Internet and Outernet are full of StickFigures with similar body plans, so there are optimizations for rendering vector strokes specifically. it's way more efficient to use those optimizations than keep calculating perfect spheres for no aesthetic benefit."}
{txt: "btw why haven't heat issues been patched yet"}
{txt: "i fixed this years ago for the latest model. remember."}
from:compiler {txt: "Thank you. The avast! nodes will appreciate the credits. TheChosenOne.exe has been unreachable for some time."}
to:compiler {txt: "you mean OuternetPhysEng still won't update their programs"}
from:compiler {txt: "Yes."}
to:compiler {txt: "and still won't provide a specific location?"}
from:compiler {txt: "Do not allow them to bring up the moral argument again."}
to:compiler {txt: "OK. fine. yes. i will spare both of us"}
to:compiler {txt: "abridged or full docs?"}
from:compiler {txt: "Abridged. Please describe the acronyms."}
to:compiler {txt: "ofc"}
{txt: "
sel.per.filter: standard StickFigure component (src)*****. invisible membrane with special collision properties. protects mouthparts.
H2O scoop: avast! code. implements water retrieval from ambient air.
EIS: avast! code. destroys ingested materials identified as, "dangerous" before they reach internal systems.
SOS: avast! code. they only said this one was, "used for control."
ECL: avast! code. recycles some forms of contact energy.
THROUGHLINE: base code, initialization data, and processing space for vitals. found in some form in all StickFigure-type worms. following unique sectors noted: Black Hole Monitoring System, Basic Intake Threat Enum, Fly By Wire.
smaller points list other vital and peripheral systems.
"}
from:compiler {txt: "Thank you. That's enough."}
end(physeng());
@compressedrage as per my previous email /silly
related: pliable stick figure biotech
#part silly part serious effort part headcanon lore dump part speculation part diegetic technical document-#the most complex diagram i ever-#anD the entire interconnected system of hcs ive had on TCO functionality to date.#pleeeeeeease ask me about it :33333 if u wanna#of course chosen would have no clue about Any of these specifics. that's like expecting a preschooler to know the Krebs Cycle.#meaning no insult to their intelligence - just that there's no way for them to know unless someone tells em ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#and there's no junior high Health class for elusive hi-PWR sticks. seems like these two are big fans though(?)#;3#***** ''filter is a two-way selectively permeable membrane that allows some objects through and rejects others ...#... can: filter gases from liquids ... cannot: filter microparticles (smoke [or] aerosols)''#--/ art#--/ story#alan becker#ava the chosen one#animator vs animation#subpixels#executable!au#ava au
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Guess who: Gavin!
This is a sketch btw that I didn't feel like rendering so hahahaha. This is mostly for Asher which I promised to draw a really long time ago. I'm on break still but I thought it'd be funny to post this and then leave for 3 months. (I'm kidding)
Tag list:
@achios
@ashertickler
@astrodude-87
@aurorialwolf
@dukecollinsbf
@infinitelovewiithoutfulfilmentt
@moronkyne
@pandoraroid
@plaqying
@porters-fangs
@professionallyyappinabtangst
@puffin-smoke
@skunkox
@starlogician
@sunsickcrab
@themeridian
@tunacatfishes
@zimix-whispers
If you want to get added lol let me know.
#I GOT BORED#and I have classes so I genuinely will not see any of your responses until like#Thursday#maybe Friday#idk#c:#but#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted Gavin#redacted fanart#lucid is Picasso#for now#lol#I had no fucking clue how to horn and they're not even#so if we just IGNORE THAT#then#it's fine#I'm gonna go draw fem!damien and fem!huxley based off of lunas dti ok bye#literally Luna didn't even ask me to do that but any excuse to draw fem people is good enough#I havé a lot of drawing to catch up with#and I was fr like#BAM#Gavin!#like ok#(like I'm not drawing my blasian Damien rn)#very embarrassing of me but what's a schedule when you are unmedicated on every issue ever :D
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Makeover
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this is ship art, please don't tag them as siblings <3
#honestly P’s just happy Eugénie’s gently holding his face#no clue how this ends up happening#maybe P just asked about the makeup she wears#and she playfully offered to put some on his face#he says yes because any excuse to hang out with her is a win for him#also i normally run around with puppet string on#but i like to think P just wears his original Legion arm when lounging around the hotel/chillin’#ALSO also I love this outfit on P because now they’re MATCHIN’!#p#lies of p#lies of p pinocchio#eugénie#lies of p eugénie#p x eugénie#pinocchio x eugénie#echosong971#art#digital art#fanart#lies of p art#lies of p fanart#neowiz
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how we feelin about unmasked ogerpon?
#teal mask spoilers#ogerpon#pokemon#quikyu ask#I love her to death anon#Even though I have no clue what the under-eye dots are supposed to be#She could not be any more perfect.
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Do you have any advice for how to expand your city in SimCity 3K while still staying cash-positive? Just once I'd like to reach the edge of the map without using loans or money cheats.
i’ve never played SimCity 3K
but I think you just stay cash positive. that’s the advice
#/lh#but truly I hope you’re able to figure it out or someone has actual advice!#I don’t play any type of games#so I have no clue#ask#the hellsite answers#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit#hellsite hall of fame curators bullshit
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Midam AU where Adam makes a joke about the last guy that wanted inside him at least wine-and-dined him first and that's how they had their first date (after Michael asked his horrified siblings what that meant).
#spn#supernatural#midam#michael#adam milligan#adam looked at micheals true form and even tho he's terrified said “would”#the horniness temperarily blinded him to the situation he was in#michaels was so desperate for a vessel he agreed while having no clue what any of that meant#raphael looked disturbed and grossed out when asked so michael went to the next angel he found to ask what that meant#anias was honored to be asked and so so sooooo mortified about the sex joke but also wasnt going to TELL michael#it was a nice date at a fancy resturant adam rates it 10/10
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Have you ever heard the noises axolotls make? its kinda quiet blub!, when they reach the surface of the water to gulp down some air. Anyway any time i see JellyNeil my mind immediately goes to Neil just making that noise
I HAVE NOW. wow I made a reel for the first time in forever just so I could get this across properly, here you go
(Audio from this YouTube video)
Find the mer au masterpost here 💕
#this was DELIGHTFUL#it’s okay for the first few years I bet a jelly mer could do quite well in a tank or fishbowl#as long as you are aware it will try to eat everything in there#e v e r y t h i n g#so keep it with some crabs and snails probably#or any fish big enough to fend for itself#I cannot promise the safety of your little shrimp#and give it toys#why am I getting into ‘the care of your jellyfish’ rn#stop that we got work to do#(@ myself)#but thank you for the ask I loved this hehe#also explain to me why my brain is so sure that jelly mers can breathe air easier than most fish#not like a mammal like a whale or whatever#it’s not the ideal way to get oxygen#but jellyNeil breathes air better than the sharks#and for why#no clue#anyway#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#jellyneil au#jellyfish#mer au#asks#jellyneil#mer research notes
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Nosy? I suppose that makes two of us ;)
#this one was funny i couldnt not#i love doing these so much#no clue why i dont just do more simple ones to answer more simple ones i like#thats just more opportunities for him to be silly#maybe i feel like i need to have some substance in each one but thats definitely not why this many people are here#theyre here to talk to him not build much of any story and i gotta go with that more#NINETY SECOND ASK!!!!!!!!!! 8 TILL 100!!!!!!!!#[you've got mail!]#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#my visual inconsistency shocks me. why do some of them look so jarringly different when they arent that old. maybe its only me noticing it.#i unno lol i just wish i were more consistent so i could look at older stuff without seeing everything i would change the moment it#graces my visual orbs#huh
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Do you think most people would guess Strike had some tiefling ancestry as well as draconic? That was my first guess when I saw him
Very much! He already uses it as an excuse for why he looks fucked up, and one of his adoptive mothers was actually a tiefling! So when he says "My mum was a tiefling" he's not even lying lol
Also you gave me a reason to finally draw Tiefling!Strike, thanks
#even as a tiefling bhaal made him wrong#eyes fit now but noone has any clue where Bhaal got that tail and horns from#bane and myrkul are still trying to figure that one out#oc strike#the dark urge#bg3#answered asks#bg3 durge
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I’m gonna be honest with y’all. I try my best but I do not understand half of Star Wars. I’m Din Djarin in this fandom. I don’t understand the storyline, I have no idea what anyone is talking about, I don’t want to be in charge, I got a cool outfit and I have a car let’s ride.
#Star Wars#Everyone else: long winded wonderful analysis on everything in Star Wars#They understand how the force works#they get all the references#they knew Spice was drugs bc they understand context clue#Me: I got one million clones and hurt/comfort in my pocket who wants some?!?#I don’t know how the force works and at this point I’m too afraid to ask#I thought Spice was a fancy salt#I don’t know what any ships are called#read my fics and see how many times I use Bantha#it’s bc i know no other SW animals#I love SW I know nothing about it#I try so hard I’m so confused all of the time#anyway this was a fun little post of me making fun of myself hope yo enjoyed
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baby on the floor at olive garden
#mob psycho 100#mp100#mob psycho reigen#mp100 reigen#i have no clue where the baby reigen image came from by the way#i just found him one day#im obsessed with the baby reigen image#ask any of my friends subjected to my image messaging access#this post is so convoluted#but to be fair a lot of the things i do are
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‘one time someone ranted abt how shitty my fic was in ao3 comments’ that’s so crazy to me i’m glad you got a laugh out of it but woah 😳
no legit it has happened SO MUCH. mostly from my BIG big fics, cuz that's just how statistics works
My personal favorite was back on ffn, someone left an 8 comment long rant about SOMETHING that wasn't event related to the fic in question. I ended up copy-pasting it to a doc and I think it was in total 11 pages. We dissected that one like a college essay. it got a C+. Would have gotten higher if it had had an opening statement and closing argument
#but fr at some point you just have to develop a way to not be bothered by it#they used to really bother me but now I find it funny#like#you took time out of your day to let me know how much *I* annoyed you#and I will enver have any clue who you are#major L my guy#ask
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-smooches Aspect Ingo’s cheek-
Just had too
Ah-there he goes
#pokemon!aspects#ingo#submas#ask box#I don't think this man would have any clue what to do with that#best to just vanish
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Okay I saw more of your art and had to come back (if it’s okay)
Maybe this time….King Marty? Like in a kings outfit with the septor
and crown and stuff? Idk
no problem at all! i'm just happy you enjoy :D
anyone with any remote knowledge of historical dress from any vague period or region please avert your eyes.
#im having a real doc brown crude model moment here over the fit LMAO.#marty mcfly#bttf fanart#bttf#back to the future#not Exactly what you asked for? i could not bear to draw the fancy stick alas. and it's more of a prince vibe than a king vibe#bc if this guy held any sort of significant position of power something would combust#ik it's a silly doodle but of course i gotta make up some context bc that's part of the fun. YAP SESSION WARNING#i was thinking that doc and marty were dicking around somewhere in a place and period of time with a monarchy. for Science#and for one reason or another he ends up getting mistaken for royalty or something. may or may not be related to how straight his teeth are#so they drag his ass back to the palace and marty has No Fucking Clue what's happening. meanwhile doc is on the verge of a stroke#i think it would be really funny if some princess got infatuated with marty and now he has the plot of the first movie on his hands again#except instead of him ceasing to exist it's like. the entire history of a country#so doc's trying to get him out of there and marty's trying to let this chick down gently bc he doesn't want her to like. kill him or smth#and also there's probably a tannen thrown in there too bc why the hell not#i don't even like royalty aus that much for this fandom but somehow i've got a decent amount of thoughts about this LMAO.#you asked for a silly doodle and somehow it came with a whole fic idea too. whoops#anyone want to take this idea and run with it feel free to#kit does an art#kit yap session#<- bc of the sheer amount of tag on this
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