#any clues? // ask

[andsewingishalfthebattle]

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[tiredfoxtf]

hi!! happy new year!! if you're taking requests, would you be willing to draw some joel/etho/grian? :] fav polyship of mine!!

Okay, I never talk about how fucking crazy I am for these morons, because I usually just think it's pretty obvious, but I never have been normal, I am not capable of normalcy with these guys.

[cozymochi]

I can't help but imagine Nyoka doing this scene from Mulan

LMAOOOO Love that

Too bad he also wasn’t born with a silly tongue to do that thing with :(

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #97

The Justice League fought hard against the anti ecto acts but unfortunately it wasn’t enough and the laws were passed anyways but not before a clause was added to them that states the JL had the right to pull a ghost out of a facility of they had potential to work for them. When they see the potential hero Phantom is caught by the GIW they of course do their best to acquire him. Unfortunately the government sees Phantom as JL property now instead of his own person. Phantom seemed content being trapped on the watchtower and explained it was better than whatever the GIW was planning. Superman thinks something weird is going on with the ghost as when he supposedly went to bed in the room he was assigned he’d temporarily gain a heartbeat again. Constantine is just glad the young prince hasn’t decided to kill anyone in the US congress yet for passing such a ridiculous law. Batman’s adoption senses are tickling.

[d8tl55c]

physeng(write, file, "tco_physeng_breakdown.png");

to:compiler {file}

to:compiler {txt: "Internet and Outernet are full of StickFigures with similar body plans, so there are optimizations for rendering vector strokes specifically. it's way more efficient to use those optimizations than keep calculating perfect spheres for no aesthetic benefit."}

{txt: "btw why haven't heat issues been patched yet"}

{txt: "i fixed this years ago for the latest model. remember."}

from:compiler {txt: "Thank you. The avast! nodes will appreciate the credits. TheChosenOne.exe has been unreachable for some time."}

to:compiler {txt: "you mean OuternetPhysEng still won't update their programs"}

from:compiler {txt: "Yes."}

to:compiler {txt: "and still won't provide a specific location?"}

from:compiler {txt: "Do not allow them to bring up the moral argument again."}

to:compiler {txt: "OK. fine. yes. i will spare both of us"}

to:compiler {txt: "abridged or full docs?"}

from:compiler {txt: "Abridged. Please describe the acronyms."}

to:compiler {txt: "ofc"}

{txt: "

sel.per.filter: standard StickFigure component (src)*****. invisible membrane with special collision properties. protects mouthparts.

H2O scoop: avast! code. implements water retrieval from ambient air.

EIS: avast! code. destroys ingested materials identified as, "dangerous" before they reach internal systems.

SOS: avast! code. they only said this one was, "used for control."

ECL: avast! code. recycles some forms of contact energy.

THROUGHLINE: base code, initialization data, and processing space for vitals. found in some form in all StickFigure-type worms. following unique sectors noted: Black Hole Monitoring System, Basic Intake Threat Enum, Fly By Wire.

smaller points list other vital and peripheral systems.

"}

from:compiler {txt: "Thank you. That's enough."}

end(physeng());

@compressedrage as per my previous email /silly

related: pliable stick figure biotech

[echosong971]

Makeover

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this is ship art, please don't tag them as siblings <3

[quikyu]

how we feelin about unmasked ogerpon?

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

Do you have any advice for how to expand your city in SimCity 3K while still staying cash-positive? Just once I'd like to reach the edge of the map without using loans or money cheats.

i’ve never played SimCity 3K

but I think you just stay cash positive. that’s the advice

[shipping-all-ships]

Midam AU where Adam makes a joke about the last guy that wanted inside him at least wine-and-dined him first and that's how they had their first date (after Michael asked his horrified siblings what that meant).

[emry-stars-art]

Have you ever heard the noises axolotls make? its kinda quiet blub!, when they reach the surface of the water to gulp down some air. Anyway any time i see JellyNeil my mind immediately goes to Neil just making that noise

I HAVE NOW. wow I made a reel for the first time in forever just so I could get this across properly, here you go

(Audio from this YouTube video)

Find the mer au masterpost here 💕

[buwheal]

Nosy? I suppose that makes two of us ;)

[kawareo]

Do you think most people would guess Strike had some tiefling ancestry as well as draconic? That was my first guess when I saw him

Very much! He already uses it as an excuse for why he looks fucked up, and one of his adoptive mothers was actually a tiefling! So when he says "My mum was a tiefling" he's not even lying lol

Also you gave me a reason to finally draw Tiefling!Strike, thanks

[the-bi-space-ace]

I’m gonna be honest with y’all. I try my best but I do not understand half of Star Wars. I’m Din Djarin in this fandom. I don’t understand the storyline, I have no idea what anyone is talking about, I don’t want to be in charge, I got a cool outfit and I have a car let’s ride.

[feng-shui71]

Manalang Twins Ref Sheet

[sallymew4]

baby on the floor at olive garden

[dragonpyre]

‘one time someone ranted abt how shitty my fic was in ao3 comments’ that’s so crazy to me i’m glad you got a laugh out of it but woah 😳

no legit it has happened SO MUCH. mostly from my BIG big fics, cuz that's just how statistics works

My personal favorite was back on ffn, someone left an 8 comment long rant about SOMETHING that wasn't event related to the fic in question. I ended up copy-pasting it to a doc and I think it was in total 11 pages. We dissected that one like a college essay. it got a C+. Would have gotten higher if it had had an opening statement and closing argument