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Merry Christmas!🎄🎁

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i hope you all realize that literally nobody is going around forcefemming cis men in real life, right? like that is Not A Thing that is happening. everyone who posts forcefem jokes on tumblr is well aware that doing that would be. you know. a crime. it's barely even legal to consentfem trans women in a lot of places.

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people will say "why cant the eldritch gods just be nice to humans :((" and then kill a bug for existing near them

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Someone doesn't seem to like others' way of looking at things...

Meanwhile:

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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how to feel an emotion that is not bad ?

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you fuckers thought i forgot about elf practice didn’t you?

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I feel like kusuriuri would do "day in the life of a medicine seller" streams and if you joined the live late you'd see him fighting some naked grandma ghost or some shit

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When you're in charge of the onboarding PPT in the jinlintai but all your employees are demonic cultivators

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My 14 year old brother just took a drink of hot chocolate and hissed like he'd knocked back a shot of vodka then set it down and went "ah... that's the good stuff."

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do you think the dc universe has a news site like the onion that’s just like…

“meddling parents still alive, preventing bruce wayne from adopting yet anther orphan”

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source

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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs

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House drugged that coffee btw

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