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Me reading another person's writing: Oh they missed a period there, no worries mistakes happen :) Three adjectives in a sentence? Adverbs for days? No worries I love descriptions and this story is fire.

Me seeing the same thing in my work: Wow am I illiterate? Am I actually ok? Who the actual fuck told me I can write so I can go and curse their entire family for the time it took for me to carefully craft this GARBAGE.

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I don't know. I just don't know

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it's me and the four people on ao3 who understand my favorite character in the exact same way against the world

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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🐈‍⬛📦

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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i am not clicking on this shit

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>listening to nin

>hear a new layer to song ive relistened to over and over

>"wow i cant believe i never noticed this before! i wonder what kind of synth he used. its very forboding in a specific way only nin can achieve"

>pause song to write post praising nin

>the synth specifically keeps playing despite the rest of the song being paused

>look outside window

>garbage truck

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Okay but Bakura probably does shit like this all the time

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When I was in kindergarten I saw a painting of the American Revolutionary War. I asked my mom, “Who were the good guys and who were the bad guys?” And she said, “That’s not really how war works. It’s not like a TV show. Both sides thought they were right, otherwise they wouldn’t have been fighting.” And my seven year old ass went “Oh ok”

Anyway having internalized that fun fact in literally kindergarten? It surprises me how many college-educated adults still don’t seem to know about it.

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When you're in charge of the onboarding PPT in the jinlintai but all your employees are demonic cultivators