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it's me and the four people on ao3 who understand my favorite character in the exact same way against the world

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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they removed posting from tumblr. now there's only scrolling down through the vast blank expanse. great

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🐈‍⬛📦

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years

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we passed a sign in boring that said their sister city is dull, scotland

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i am not clicking on this shit

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>listening to nin

>hear a new layer to song ive relistened to over and over

>"wow i cant believe i never noticed this before! i wonder what kind of synth he used. its very forboding in a specific way only nin can achieve"

>pause song to write post praising nin

>the synth specifically keeps playing despite the rest of the song being paused

>look outside window

>garbage truck

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Okay but Bakura probably does shit like this all the time

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When I was in kindergarten I saw a painting of the American Revolutionary War. I asked my mom, “Who were the good guys and who were the bad guys?” And she said, “That’s not really how war works. It’s not like a TV show. Both sides thought they were right, otherwise they wouldn’t have been fighting.” And my seven year old ass went “Oh ok”

Anyway having internalized that fun fact in literally kindergarten? It surprises me how many college-educated adults still don’t seem to know about it.

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When you're in charge of the onboarding PPT in the jinlintai but all your employees are demonic cultivators

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i thinkit would be cool if there was an omegaverse but for salmon instead of wolves. Like when the time comes certain members of society get really juicy musclewise and get yiffy fangs and are suddenly compelled to return to the neighborhood they grew up in and 96 hours later show up barefoot in full starvation mode and ravaged by walking through interstate traffic to fuck whoevwr smells the best in the local burger king. Then afterwards they die and disintegrate to be eaten by seagulls in the parking lot

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just gonna start killing people i dont find funny

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pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work