#any and all other witchers depending on personal preference

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 71

The other witchers at Kaer Morhen have always grown tired of Geralt's random moodswings and bouts of gloom and grumpiness during the winter. He'd be happy and carefree, safe in his home, and then some dark thought would crest in his mind, and for a few days straight, he'd be in a horrible mood. When one year he brings his bard with him, they realize the moodswings have disappeared completely. That is, until Jaskier starts trying to "bond" with them all and spends less time with Geralt. Then all of a sudden the snarls and snaps from Geralt are back. One day, Lambert gets tired of Geralt's sass, and shoves Jaskier at him, and they're all amazed when Geralt loses his bad mood and instead chooses to carry his bard off to cuddle in front of the fireplace. Nuzzling him and purring the whole time. Thus commences a new rule of Kaer Morhen. If you spot Geralt being pissy, you chuck the bard at him. Jaskier has been taken away from a meal, a game of gwent, his chores, his bed while asleep, and one especially embarrassing time he was taken from a bath. Jaskier is quite alright with the new rule, as it always ends in deligthtful Geralt cuddles, but sometimes he wishes Geralt would just find Jaskier instead of moping when he misses him.

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In this year of Our Lord 2023, Omegle has fallen. (RIP) So here I am, laying all of this out, desperate to find more rp partners. I am 27, so I am only really interested in rping with people that are 21+. I am interested in both fandom and OC rps, depending on the mood and all of that. I will list the fandoms I'm looking for, as well as who I play, and general themes. I am a third person, literate roleplay, I stick to 1-2 paragraphs, but the length can always fluctuate depending on the roleplay and my roleplay partners. When it comes to RPs, I like them light and soft. I also like them dark and heavy, with lots of Whump, Angst, and Hurt/Comfort, as well as some darker themes that would require trigger warnings, all of which will be discussed privately, of course.

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[hanzajesthanza]

anyone else prefer the saga? + why i love baptism of fire 🔥

[this post also posted on r/wiedzmin]

does anyone else prefer some of the titles in the saga to those of the short stories?

i’m not saying that i believe the novels of the saga are better than the short stories — no, i think the short stories are masterfully written and exemplify sapkowski’s technical skill as a writer, since everything has to be neatly wrapped up almost as quick as it started. the amount of theme-building and depthful side characters and conflicts he created in the short stories are impressive to me. sapkowski is better at writing short stories than at writing novels, as many have already said — and that's not insult to his novel-writing, either.

that being said, baptism of fire and tower of the swallow are my personal favorites in the series, i like them even more than the short stories — and i think, overall, the saga showcases pretty strong and compelling writing. that being said, the short stories are also amongst my favorites… for example, i would rank "something more" higher than blood of elves in terms of personal favorites... so, for me, it is not a clear division between "saga is better" or "short stories are better."

why I like the saga

i feel like sapkowski really got into the swing of novel-writing when it came to time of contempt and baptism of fire, as everything seemed to more strongly tie back to a central theme in these two books (see: the increase in the amount of title drops in TOC and BOF — everything is "a time of contempt" or "a baptism of fire") as when compared to blood of elves (the title relates to ciri's elder blood, elven-human relations, the exposition of the scoia'tael, the ruins of shaerrawedd... but it is not literally repeated over and over. i know for some, title drops are straight up annoying, i used to be in that camp, but now i've come to nerdily enjoy them. anyways...). i felt like all the scenes, events, characters, etc. during these two individual books related to one another perfectly, and i was never confused about how events were chronologically positioned with each other or how they would end up relating (which was-is a challenge for me with blood of elves, for instance).

blood of elves, for me, felt like it could have also have been a collection of short stories — as if sapkowski hadn’t fully shifted into “novel mode” with the witcher yet, each chapter (asides from chapters 1, 2 & 3) feel like their own "separate" story. yes, there is "blending" between the chapters, but it's not as masterful as in the later titles in the saga — it still feels like a stepping stone (which isn't necessarily a bad thing, depending on how you look at it, perhaps readers need that transitory book to transfer them into the saga).

but time of contempt and baptism of fire? no, these could have only have ever been novels. sapkowski begins to exploit the form of the novel as he uses the chapter-by-chapter progression to build action in the way of exposition, rising action, climax, falling action, resolution. the character development between ch. 1 and ch. 7 (or, for tower of the swallow, ch. 11, and for lady of the lake, ch. 12) feel like incredible lightning-fast, tiger-like bounds.

furthermore, i also felt like it was during the saga in which sapkowski (and i as the reader) began to see the world as “a world”, with geography and places that had distance from one another. and i appreciated how the world was built out procedurally, instead of with a map at the beginning of the book, an entire conlang to learn, and a stack of references to sift through, sapkowski just begins to hand us dates, names of months, phases of the moon, estimation of distance in furlongs and miles, names of rivers and geographical features… it feels extremely natural, and never forced. i am not studying for a test, damn it, i am reading a book for my entertainment, and i do not want any character telling me “this place, remember this place where this thing happened on this page of this book? that place?”. (this also contributes to re-readability of the books, in my opinion — try to re-read and piece all of the geographic and chronologic details together! it’s fun!)

let me get back to my larger point, which is my personal favorite book in the series and why.

why baptism of fire is my favorite

i think that baptism of fire, closely followed by tower of the swallow, is the strongest novel within the witcher saga for how the themes are compellingly echoed throughout the book, and for that reason, it is my personal favorite.

baptism of fire deals with the aftermath of thanedd, and as such, deals with the themes of sacrifice, penance, and paying off debts. it’s really just the falling action from time of contempt, which is why i understand that some dislike it — the characters just keep travelling, and travelling, and travelling! (maybe like geralt’s story to ciri in "sword of destiny"? “the cat walked, and walked, and walked…” “don’t think that i’ll fall asleep before he gets there!”)

for me, it is about the journey, not the destination — i found these travels to be very tightly woven, as the meandering of the characters and the additions of new characters all relate back to the core theme.

it is the classic hero’s descent into the underworld, into the topsy-turvy, upside-down land—and for this journey into the underworld, he will need a company of heroes to help guide him. but i find so clever about the setup of baptism of fire is how it subverts the trope.

(if time of contempt ch. 4 is "crossing the threshold," baptism of fire takes place in the "extraordinary world" and involves "meeting allies and enemies")

firstly, that this “underworld” is not a physically, literally separate world from the world of the witcher we have come to know. it is not an alternate dimension, another space and time — but it certainly feels like it, because this is WAR. how fitting for the “realistic fantasy” of the witcher, that the “underworld of evil dangers” is simply: a warzone, in which armies are clashing, in which people are mercilessly killed, refugees escape with empty eyes, and everything is on fire and smouldering. If you interpret it this way, that baptism of fire is the hero’s descent into an “other world”, it becomes such a powerful statement.

secondly, that our hero, geralt, does not know what to do and relies on his company for guidance. he’s not only injured and in a weakened state physically, but mentally and emotionally—geralt confuses a random girl for ciri in ch. 2 (soon to be echoed during his meeting with angoulême in the next book), his knee is paining him dearly, and he has no plan, completely thrown into the fire. he’s at his wit’s end, at the end of the world. it is not his strength, his cleverness, or any other heroic virtues which save him — it’s his friends.

speaking of his friends! thirdly, his company is not comprised of experts. this is not odysseus receiving counsel from his dead comrades, the other achaean heroes achilles and agamemnon in the underworld. asides from his long-time best friend dandelion, this team of heroes are newly-introduced strangers to geralt, and are an almost mind-bogglingly random, laughable assortment of—lovable, endearing—misfits, who do not fit in their assigned tropes or archetypes:

🏹🤰🏼 milva is stuck between her two identities of the ruthless killing of “milva” as known by the dryads of brokilon and the scoia’tael, and vulnerability of the human woman “maria,” challenged by the views of “what a woman should be” that she grew up with as a peasant girl of sodden. she is dealing with her pregnancy, which seemingly directly contradicts her life philosophy of dishing out death — instead of killing those around her, she has life developing inside her.

🌿🦇 regis is a vampire, but he does not touch blood. he has posed convincingly as a human for some time, and has devoted himself to humanity through healing. he is powerful, but also powerless (“to be able to sense the illness in the [girl’s] blood, but to be unable to cure it”). and on top of it, he is the wounded healer archetype, having struggled with addiction and having had quite a dark past characterized by "harm", now his life is characterized by "healing".

🦅⚰️ cahir, we have known for quite some time, but only in the previous novel did he receive a name — (and what a name, for now he keeps adamantly repeating it!) cahir, as dandelion notes in tower of the swallow, is the most peculiar member of the company, for it was he that kidnapped ciri at cintra, and thus geralt has great contempt for him when he first joins. cahir has been built up over the past two books as the representation of “nilfgaard” — a knight in black armor, burning eyes in the slits of his winged helmet, the knight or the bird of prey shrieks triumphantly! — but now, he is just a young man, bound in a coffin, terrified (ch. 2), and what’s more, say it with me — he is not nilfgaardian! especially by the end of the book, in which he fully renounces his loyalty to nilfgaard by fighting against nilfgaardian troops to save milva’s life.

so we have a woman who is not a woman, a vampire that is not a vampire, and a nilfgaardian that is not a nilfgaardian. similarly, we have a poet who is not writing rhymes in the safety of city walls, but is rather in the middle of a warzone (as milva says in ch. 2), and a witcher who is not slaying monsters but instead on a personal journey feeling deep soul-shaking emotions over his little girl. very provocative, very interesting! not only do they have an interesting setup as individual characters, and an entertaining dynamic as a group, even though they were really only introduced during this book — can you believe it? by the end of the book, it feels as if you’ve known them forever — but their characters inherently tie back to the core themes of the book, too.

milva, regis, and cahir, have all done something in their past they feel guilt for. milva led swathes of human men to their deaths, regis terrorized humans during his party days, cahir kidnapped ciri. similarly, geralt and dandelion also have something to feel guilty for. geralt, as a father, doesn’t know where ciri is and how to save her, when he promised they would never part again. dandelion, as geralt’s best friend, feels guilty that he could not help him during the thanedd coup, and now he is injured and has lost everything (see time of contempt ch. 5, when dandelion speaks with the dryad).

and the whole thesis of the book is that only together can they survive this hellhole, this warzone, and push forth to save — wait, what are they saving again?—

they are not saving the day, saving the entire world, going to topple nilfgaard itself (as geralt mocks in ch. 2) — no, the objective of their quest? the only thing which matters? ciri — a teenage girl, geralt’s daughter. yes, she is an extraordinary girl, yes, her bloodline is composed of the hen ichaer. but she is just a girl, at the end of the day, and the fact that the quest is her is a powerful statement about not only the characters, but about parenthood, childhood, girlhood…

it is true that ciri and yennefer’s stories take a back seat in this novel, with one dedicated yennefer point of view and scattered ciri point of view throughout — but i think this serves its purpose nicely.

in the case of ciri, her experiences tie back to the theme of debts and penance because she is, at the moment, committing the acts for which she will later seek penance. this demonstrates the cyclical nature of “doing wrong” and the human ability to err. tower of the swallow is moreso her time to shine and dominate the narrative as a character (which is why it is no coincidence that the plot gets a lot darker!)

in the case of yennefer, it is also true that in tower of the swallow she gets a dedicated chapter to her point of view, though she is mentioned and central to the plot in other chapters — and i think it works well, because she is such an independent figure. her character arc during baptism of fire is also about having erred in the past — during the lodge’s meeting on august 19th, it is revealed she had a hand in the breeding of royals like rabbits, and now regrets it — “damnit, how will i look the witcher in the eye?” — but now, in the present, she is only committed to ciri and ciri’s safety. she plays the role of a lodge member for the night, but thanks to fringilla and the oysters, she is out of there asap to embark on her own crazy, tooth-and-nail attempt to rescue ciri.

the themes of humility and sacrifice, as well as revenge and punishment, are more prominent in tower of the swallow than in baptism of fire — i was going to talk about tower of the swallow, but the post was already too long, maybe i will make another post in the future about how strong the theme-building is in that book, because i really love it. but as for now —

this is why i think baptism of fire is an especially strong novel:

the "flipping" of tropes, expectations, and archetypes to create interesting hypotheticals and messages. this echoes the strengths of the short stories, but takes it a step further to be not only provocative, but deep and nuanced in its own creation and development of characters and world.

the character development, especially for the main characters (baptism of fire geralt is my favorite geralt), and the introduction of new characters in the middle of the saga (ballsy move, but it really works)!

the heavy relation to the previous and next books in the series, while also being able to stand on its own as a novel because it is structured well.

themes of anti-war, friendship, and family are executed well, book has a good "message" (or "moral," as ciri says in "sword of destiny"). the world is a very dark and hopeless place, but there are good people within it, in order to survive, one must find friends and fight for not only yourself, but for the bonds you create!

worldbuilding is heavier than in previous books, but does not seem forced (there is discussion of geography as the company moves through the world), so it is immersive.

and, i just like it personally because it contains some of my favorite moments, characters, and places. such as the warzone with a battle raging in front of them and fire raging behind them in ch. 2, regis' cozy cottage (so atmospheric!) in ch. 3, the heartwarming and funny fish soup scene in ch. 5, and pretty much all of ch. 7 — regis explaining his past and philosophizing about the human psyche to an uneasy company, milva and geralt's emotional discussion, geralt being gifted his sihill from zoltan (the hero receives his sword! the quest has truly begun!), regis healing the girl from the camp, and the battle of the bridge!

what do you think? anyone out there like the saga, or one of the novels, more than the short stories? why or why not? and if so, what is your favorite book in the saga? if not, what is your favorite short story? i’m curious as to how “this was a better showcase of technical writing ability” interacts with “this is my personal favorite, because reasons!”

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bridgerton.

hyacinth bridgerton: florence hunt, danielle rose russell

sophie beckett: alexandra dowling

francesca bridgerton: ruby stokes, hannah dodd.

lucy abernathy: adelaide kane.

kate sharma: simone ashley.

daphne bridgerton: phoebe dynevor

edwina sharma: charithra chandran

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anthony bridgerton: johnathan bailey

benedict bridgerton: luke thompson

colin bridgerton: luke newton

violet ledger (bridgerton) - ruth gemmell, connie jenkins

lady danbury - arsema thomas

queen charlotte - india ria amarteifio

a court of thorns & roses.

nesta acheron - phoebe tonkin

elain archeron - lily james

feyre archeron - freya allan

rhysand - undecided

throne of glass.

yrene towers - zendaya

elide lochan - danielle campbell

aelin galathynius - skylar samuels

dorian havilliard - matthew daddario

rowan whitehorn - henry cavill

the witcher.

jaskier - joey batey

yennefer of vengerberg - anya chalotra

cirilla of cintra - freya allan

shadow & bone.

alina starkov - jessie li mei

stranger things.

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eddie munson - joseph quinn

nancy wheeler - natalia dyer

once upon a time.

emma swan - jennifer morrison

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the musketeers.

queen anne - alexandra dowling

constance - tamla kari

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aramis - santiago cabrera

merlin/arthurian legends.

lancelot du lac - santiago cabrera

elaine of corbenic - undecided

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guinevere - angel coulby

the chronicles of narnia.

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susan pevensie - anna popplewell

wednesday.

wednesday addams - jenna ortega

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downton abbey.

sybil crawley - jessica brown findlay

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[sleepsonfutons]

Trope Game

Oooh thanks for the tag @mentallyinvernation!

Gonna go on and do this before it falls out of my squirrel brain lol. I'll go in for most any fic regardless of trope if it sounds interesting and fits the mood I'm in honestly, but I reckon there are some I prefer over others 🤔

Rules: How much do these tropes affect your decision to click on a fic?

-10 -> very dissuaded

0 - don't care either way

+10 -> very enticed

nope -> if it's a hard no and you'd never click on a fic with that tag or or you even have the tag blocked or you'd insta click out of the fic if it wasn't tagged

Bonus points for explaining the rating and whether it's conditional.

Age gap: +2-3

Depends on the fic, but I've gotten sold on it in the Dreamling and Witcher fandoms by nature of the canonical ages of characters. In human au's though, if it ever involves an age gap with a minor that's a straight-up nope for me

Codependency: 0

It's not gonna turn me off from a fic cuz I don't mind a lil bit of that seasoning in my fic but I've got personal history with those dynamics so gotta be in the right mood for it and not gonna go looking for it

Obsession/Possessiveness, jealousy: +50

BRUH in my fic I am pure *grabby hands* for this shit!! They can't get enough of each other? Brilliant. They'll never give up looking/waiting for the other? Ded! You dare look at/come onto their partner?! Perfection!

Opposites (grumpy/sunshine etc): +♾️

something something opposites attract something! Legit, the whole world looking at them like "these two shouldn't go together" but they make each other the absolute happiest?!

Better bring a mop and bucket cuz I'm a fucking puddle on the floor 

Enemies to lovers, Enemies with benefits: +1000

Peak, superb, amazing! No notes

Friends with benefits: +3

Nothing I seek out pointedly, but pair this up with Fake dating/relationship and +100 Delicious!

Sex to feelings: -2

It's fine, I won't NOT read something with this trope but it can take me out of the story a bit cuz it usually reads contrived to me/hits like 'fake news'. Heyo cynicism 😅

BUT if there's legit ANY kind of pre-sex tension between them and it's not just like "cold"/"random"/"no reason" sex to feelings, that's a solid +5. The sex just acts as the cincher to the awakening

Fake dating/relationship: +100

*shoves this trope into my mouth* bruh, like bruhhh! guhhhh some much juicy angst potential I legit can not get enough of!! especially when paired with some other choice tropes? An absolute delight~

Friends to lovers: +5

Depends on the friendship dynamic but usually solid stuff.

Found Family: +10

Finding your people is always a good time

Hurt/Comfort: +10000000

BEAUTIFUL AGONY! Bitter before the sweet! I will never get tired of this shiz

Love Triangle: 0

Not gonna seek it out, not gonna write it off, but to gotta echo @mentallyinvernation on this one:

However, if it's a love triangle that turns poly, I fucking love that shit. Especially if they're all being idiots about it.

Gonna be a solid +10 from me then~

Poly, open relationships: +20

Alright so, amongst others, We Meet Again by round_robin (Witcher) and Beautiful, Strange, and New by @moorishflower (Dreamling) absolutely solidified my undying LOVE of this trope! Just hngggggggg so much love to go around~

Mistaken/hidden identity: +8

Bring on the intrigue!! Def can depend on the setting and context, but usually I'm fully here for this one

Monsterfucking: +♾️

Honestly have yet to come across one of these that I've not been here for

Pregnancy: 0/nope.

SOOOO this one is like playing russian roulette for me on if it hits squick, trigger, or oh yeah...

Give me Improbable Reality (aka can-only-happen-in-fiction, omegaverse, metaphysical/dream) MLM pregnancy as a trope? We're good! Anything remotely close to probable reality? nope nope nope, especially transmasc pregnancy or anything using the w-word that rhymes with "tomb" >.< brains are great >.<

BUT mysterious/magical/accidental baby acquisition can be a hella entertaining trope

Second Chance: +5

I do love me a solid redemption arc

Slowburn: +1000

AHAHAHA MAKE ME SUFFER THE WAIT!!! all that building anticipation and tension? yeah, that's that good stuff

Soulmates: +10

Ooof yes I am a sucker for soulmate au's BUT not all of them are it for me. I'll def be inclined to give a fic a lookie see though if it has this tag~

Hmmmm who to no-pressure tag... @spockandthings @thranduilland @phinofthestorm @beauty-of-nyx @serenailith @lostelfwriting @arialerendeair @landwriter @delta-pavonis @aquabluejay @amielot @teejaystumbles @moorishflower

[charlesmoffat]

WHY DO SOME VIDEOS GO VIRAL AND OTHERS DO NOT?

Case in point. Check out the following Unboxing Video of "The Silence in the Song" by Robb Wallace:

The video currently has 126 Likes and 1156 views, and I only posted it about 2 weeks ago.

That may not sound like a lot to some people, but for me that's a record for my small YouTube channel with only 203 subscribers.

It is already my 2nd most popular video, out of 101 videos I have posted thus far.

Meanwhile my least popular video, at the very bottom, is an Unboxing Video for Dan Fitzgerald's novel "Hollow Road" has a mere 5 views.

5 views.

And I assure you Dan Fitzgerald's book is not the problem.

Dan Fitzgerald's book has 47 ratings and a 4.6 rating on Amazon. So it is a reasonably popular book that came out in 2018.

Robb Wallace's book has 1 rating (5 stars) and came out in summer 2022. It hasn't had much time to get lots of reviews, not yet.

So Dan's book has been on the market longer and has a long list of reviews and positive ratings. Not including a review I did after I read his book (see https://youtu.be/I0iBTlq7brk ). So you would expect the videos featuring Dan's books to be more popular on the basis of having a more successful book with respect to reviews/etc.

But it doesn't.

So obviously the popularity of the author has nothing to do with the popularity of a video.

Popularity on YouTube supposedly comes down to the issue of algorithms. The number of people who Like, comment, subscribe and share a video. The higher the number of people who interact with a new video can cause it to temporarily go viral and become popular.

And it is, sometimes, seemingly random.

Thus a video about a popular book (Dan Fitzgerald's "Hollow Road" won't necessarily get a lot of views or attention.

Meanwhile a different popular book series might get a fair amount of attention (see my various videos about Sapkowski's Witcher series).

So it is all pretty much random.

This randomness due to algorithmic anomalies makes it all feel like a numbers game.

You can try to boost the numbers artificially by spending money on advertising your videos or posting your videos on 3rd party websites, but if you do that exactly the same with every video there's still no guarantee any of the videos will become a popularity success story.

Instead one of the the things I have encountered in the past is the idea that you have to just keep making videos, lots of them, and hopefully some of them eventually become popular and fuel more people subscribing and triggering the algorithms into getting more views for your channel.

Quality* + Quantity eventually leads to Popularity.

In other words keep slugging away at it until you hit a homerun. (Yeah, a baseball analogy!)

* Are my videos good quality? Depends upon your perspective. I don't use a script. I just speak from the heart about the books. Some viewers might prefer that book reviews/etc are scripted, but I personally believe that using a script makes the videos feel fake.

And fake reviews don't fly with readers, I like to think. Real honest reviews, complete with the warts and sometimes squirrels or rabbits appearing in my videos (I frequently talk about the books in my backyard), I hope leads to readers appreciating the level of honesty in my videos.

If I don't like a book I don't usually review it. It simply doesn't get a review. Almost all of my book reviews are positive. It is rare that I decide to talk about a book I dislike. To me if a book doesn't have any redeeming qualities then I don't even want to talk about it.

Browse my YouTube channel at:

https://youtube.com/@CharlesMoffatAuthor

[wanderingwolfwitcher]

Making his way into and through the Goblin Camp didn't prove too difficult for the cloaked, hooded Witcher... as it likely wouldn't have if he had chosen to do it the bloody way. Goblins were simple creatures, easy to cast the telepathic Axii Sign upon, so they would not even see him enter, would quickly forget he was ever there, or would see him as one of their own. Or manipulate them like puppets into opening gates and doors for him. There was no sense cutting his way inside yet, getting off on the wrong foot with a faction he was neither opposed to or aligned with. Though from what he had heard of her blood thirst from the Druids, perhaps the Drow Commander would respect such an act. Either way, the mutant would approach it diplomatically and non violently first, then adapt to whatever direction was required, depending on who he was dealing with. Get a read on her personality and aims, and act accordingly. He could not deny his curiosity, from what he had been told of her, and was not ready to simply give the Druids what they desired of him.

With his enhanced senses, it didn't take much or long to locate her place within the camp, her heartbeat pulsing in his ears... bringing him into her cavernous chamber, and coming to a stop near her position within the Shattered Sanctum, across from the table she stood at. Nightwarden Minthara, according to the Druids... she matched up to what he had been told. A striking, blueish-purplish hued beauty with white hair done up... a visible neck marking tattoo... armored up, well armed and battle ready. The Paladin's features locked in a seemingly perpetual, default hardened sternness. A devout follower of the Absolute, clashing with the Druids of the Grove. One of the countless conflicts occurring across the lands, of late. His viper eyes looked her over carefully and silently as he read her, before rising again to settle on her red pair. Not reaching for any of his weapons, he merely, casually folded his arms comfortably over his red and black, silver spiked and studded Witcher's armor, his deep, calm voice washing over her. Mutilated features smiling faintly and politely her way.

"So, you're the one calling the shots here. Name's Eskel, Witcher. Got a contract offer on all your heads from the Druids of the Emerald Grove. Thought I'd check out the other side of it, before committing to anything or not. See what you were about. Guildsman in me prefers to know all the options, first."

@spiderwarden

[lorddeath]

we are back at it again, boyos - i know i posted something about this like, two years ago, but times have changed and so have my hyperfixations. : - ) 

hellooo. my name is katie, i’m 21+ yo, i work a fulltime job and i have five cats and a dog with my partner in crime and girlfriend. i do have 12 years of experience in the rp community both on and off tumblr (christ), and while i have tried to find a platform that suits my needs, i have come to the conclusion that tumblr is really the only place to find people like me, so i am opening up a ... roleplay partner call. 

looking for:

someone to write ships/etc. with

someone who is willing to be friends outside of rp!

a buddy to throw hcs and ideas back and forth with all night rather than sleep (last part is kind of a joke but also isn’t 👀)

someone that is okay with/encourages playlists or pinterest boards for ships, characters, etc. and enjoys character development 

putting preferences and fandom specifications under a read more! 

my preferences:

i write in third person and tend to create para/novella style responses. fluent in english. no *action* writing, please.

smut’s cool. i enjoy writing it and do not need to fade to black, so if partners can be 18+, that would be fab.

i prefer to write over discord. willing to give my discord out to people who respond.

i am most comfortable writing canon/canon ships, however i do have a slew of ocs that i would not mind a) creating aus for and b) writing with other ocs or canon characters.

needing someone that is patient with replies - i am mentally ill af and my creative motivation waxes and wanes. i need as much room as possible to make sure that i can write a decent response to any active roleplays, and sometimes i can crank them out in minutes or days. it really just depends. 

things/tropes that i want to write:

give me things like vampires, witches, werewolves - fantasy is HUGE for me right now!

friends to lovers

enemies to lovers

f/f, m/m, f/m !!

platonic love 

doesn’t have to be fandom related, could just be oc/oc!

fandoms:

star wars (BIG HYPERFIXATION RN) - i am a huge prequels fan but i am willing to write pretty much any stage of the saga

characters i am willing to write: anakin skywalker, obi-wan kenobi, satine kryze, padme amidala, leia organa, han solo, poe dameron, myriad of different ocs. others upon request. 

ships: obikin, obitine (!! a big one for me right now!) anidala, obidala, finnpoe, canon/oc. 

dragon age - i have played all three games and am eagerly awaiting the next

characters i am willing to write: anders, solas, cullen rutherford, possibly alistair if i am in a certain mood, myriad of different ocs, others upon request. 

ships: solavellan, anders/hawke (male or female), canon/oc. 

mass effect - i have played the first two games, and i am 3/4s of the way through the 3rd

characters i am willing to write: garrus, thane, kaidan, liara, femshep, maleshep upon request, ocs. 

ships: garrus/shepard, garrus/tali, thane/shepard, kaidan/shepard, liara/shepard.... y’know, any of the companions/shepard tbh. 

fallout - i have played fallout new vegas, 4, and 76.

characters i am willing to write: this one is a bit of a smaller list but hancock is a favorite of mine. ocs are a thing here, too. i can try to write other canon characters upon request. 

ships: available for discussion. 

star trek - i have seen all of the nu!trek movies and most of the original series.

characters i am willing to write: leonard mccoy, montgomery scott, spock, ocs. 

ships: spock/jim, jim/bones, spock/bones, canon/oc. 

tertiary fandoms/series that i am well-versed in: 

psycho pass

castlevania

netflix’s the witcher

good omens

example of my writing and shameless plug: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18647398?view_adult=true

if you have made it this far... COOL BEANS. thanks for being here! feel free to message me here on tungle dot hell if you are interested in any of the above. i am always willing to clarify or answer any questions. 

thanks!

[sinfulwrites]

Blog introduction.

Welcome to my little sin bin! I’m sorry you found your way here.

As my name suggests, I am a writer, one of the 18+ variety. So there will be explicit content on this blog. Do not go any further if you are underage, period. This is not open for discussion.

About me: I’ve been writing since I was in middle school. I’m definitely no expert at the art, but one day I hope to be. The first fanfiction I ever wrote was about Sonic and Shadow. (yes, the hedgehogs…) when I was in elementary school. (So I guess I actually started then.) Nowadays I prefer anime like Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure, Jujuitsu Kaisen, and Osomatsu-san. I’m also a big horror lover. I was obsessed with Saw, Wrong Turn, Chucky, and Hellraiser to name a few when I was in my pre-teen years. I’m 20 now, and while I still very much love horror, my palette has changed a bit. I’m also a big fan of the Pokémon games, having played every main line game and Mystery Dungeon released that I had access to. Yakuza is also a franchise on my top list of favorite games, up there with The Witcher 3 and The Last of Us.. My all time favorite video game, however, is Okami. Not all of my interests will be turned into some fanfics on this blog, but you can expect some of them to be here. It’s all in good fun on this blog. I am not in the mood to argue with anyone. Let’s all just have a good time here.

What to expect on this blog: I am a ship writer by default, but lately I have branched out into x reader content after getting use to it. I mostly write whatever ideas enter my brain, and some of my posts are to vent out personal insecurities. I write a lot of smut, but I do tons of other stuff like fluff, hurt/comfort, and angst. What I write is dependent on what is currently going through my mind, and thus is sporadic. I also do prompts. I also reblog other content, so this blog won't be exclusively my content.

Do’s:

Jojo’s bizarre adventure (Part 5 dominant, but the other parts too.)

Yakuza (Kiryu, Majima.)

Slashers (Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Thomas Hewitt, Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair, Bubba Sawyer, Asa Emory, Jesse Chromeskull)

Requests are okay, but are open to rejection.

more tba...

Don’ts: Honestly, just ask. I’m very open about anything. If I want to do it, I will. If I don’t, I won’t. Just do not ask for anything skat related. That is my one hard no.

Masterlist

Have a request?

And that’s it! My interests change very infrequently, so the content on here may not be consistent, but that’s what tags are for right? Also, do not fear asking me anything indulgent. I do nothing but indulge myself on here. I’ve been on the internet for a long time, and seeing all the love and support for writers on this platform and others in recent years has finally inspired me to make an account. I hope you all enjoy what’s in this hell hole.

[whump-whump-baby]

So your Fictional Universe has Horses in it

Alternatively: People Ride Horses in Your Fic, and you’re Not Sure What to Do About It

horse rider/owner and baby writer here, throwing you an infodump that will maybe help with the whole ‘There’s a Horse in the Background here but I Don’t Know What to Do With it’ thing I sometimes see in writing!

Inside this infodump: Horse riding, horse care, horse tack (equipment), falling off a horse (and what usually gets injured), horse lingo, and behaviour.

1. Tame that beast (aka, riding the horse)

a couple things here: Getting on the horse, getting off, steering, etc

Honestly, I’m only including this part because I find that a lot of people skip past the whole ‘getting on the horse’ bit and I find it hilarious. It’s not a weird thing but it can be weird to describe. I get it!

Getting On

Experienced riders will always mount from the left side of the horse. It's a weird tradition that doesn’t really make sense anymore, but it’s still followed because most don’t really see a reason to change it. It supposedly dates back to medieval times and has something to do with where a sword would traditionally be hung on a person’s hip- mounting (Putting your foot in the stirrup, grabbing up high on the saddle, pulling yourself up and over while using your foot in the stirrup to help yourself) from the left means you wouldn’t accidentally poke your horse with your sheath. Not sure if this story has any validity to it, but we all still follow the left rule unless we’re specifically getting a horse used to mounting from the other side for whatever reason.

Getting off

I have a bone to pick with this. Nobody gets off their horse by swinging a leg in front of themselves, over the horse’s neck in front of them, and hopping down facing away from their horse. It’s not the safest bet to attempt because 1. It actually requires a lot of hip strength to swing your leg like that without kicking your poor horse in the neck, and 2. It doesn’t give you a legitimate way to hold onto your horse after dismounting, which is inherently unsafe. Even if you are in possession of The World’s Best Behaved Horse Ever, you always want to be holding onto the reins. Riders usually dismount by leaning forward, swinging a leg behind them and over the horse’s butt, pivoting sideways on their stomach, and sliding down off the horse- keeping a hand on the rein and one on the saddle to slow their descent. That way you always have a hand on your wild beast, who may decide at any given time that the nearby grass is more important than standing still for your dismount. Plus, swinging a leg like that is basically impossible in saddles that feature a saddle horn, like a western saddle.

It’s a little hard to see in this photo, but Geralt’s saddle definitely has some kind of high pommel to it- so he’d most likely dismount the normal way. It’s just easier!

If you tried to dismount like that in this western saddle you would definitely bruise something.

In this saddle (a Dressage saddle) you could probably pull it off.. but why?? All that struggle just to slide down on your butt and land funny, sprawled away from your horse. It’s just not worth it.

Steering and Etc.

Believe it or not, most steering movement actually comes from the rider’s weight in the saddle than their grip on the reins. If we’re looking at this from the realm of something like The Witcher (which is probably going to be my go-to media example because it’s still pretty recent) a relaxed turn is going to look like Geralt isn’t doing too much with his upper body, because he’d be weighting his seat bones in the saddle. Despite his saddle looking a little bulky, Roach could definitely feel it and respond accordingly- horses are pretty sensitive little friends and can feel most of what you’re doing up there, including looking down. (Protip, if you’re learning to ride horses, don’t look down- it’ll unbalance your upper body and make you pitch forward, unbalancing your horse and making yourself more likely to fall off)

A good way to have a character look experienced with riding is to describe someone relaxed but upright, shoulders back, hands closed but relaxed on the reins. They don’t have to be bolt upright, but at ease. A good way to describe a character with little to no riding experience would be to describe them as tense, probably hunching forward a little; hands too high or low and reins too long. See the lovely photos below:

A Dressage rider: she’s looking pretty evenly balanced, is sitting tall but not bolt upright, hands are low, elbows relaxed. Wonderful!

A Beginner: Absolutely no hate to beginners! We all have to start somewhere, But there’s definitely a difference in body language between this rider and our dressage rider. (Side note: PLEASE always wear a helmet on a horse, especially if you’re a beginner, good grief)

2. Horse Care

I don’t think too much needs to be said here, but there’s a couple things that are worth noting.

Grooming

Most horses love a good brushing. They’ll even lean into it if you find an itchy spot!

 If your character has a ton of experience, grooming their horse makes a lovely backdrop for conversations. Riders usually brush their horses before and after riding, to remove dirt and mud and sweat. Manes and tails are brushed if you want to be detail oriented, and feet should always be picked out (A good chance for Character B to oogle Character A’s butt, if thats the kind of story you’re writing) to remove dirt and stones. 

When Not Riding

Your furry partner-in-crime should be untacked and eating grass somewhere. Untacked means all gear removed and put away for the day- in stories like The Witcher, tied to a tree branch or a rest area in a halter is fine. As a horse person it wouldn’t make sense to leave their tack on all night- you’d leave it nearby, but not on them. If your characters are just pausing for a break or something, it’s totally ok- but done for the day? Nah. Let your pony be naked.

Injuries

Horses, like most prey animals, will hide injuries and illness until they physically can’t anymore. Small cuts and scrapes, dependent on where they are, will probably not give a physical response unless you manipulate them somehow (cleaning, applying antibiotics, etc). A horse may show discomfort by a number of signs, but if it really hurts your horse will probably shy away from your touch or may lash out at your hands to keep you from touching it. Signs of discomfort can be pinning their ears back against their head (aka Ow Ow OW, DON’T TOUCH IT, I’m UPSET) to straight up trying to run from you if they think you’re going to attempt to touch it (a more severe reaction for a more severe wound, like a deep cut/laceration/puncture etc). If a horse is in very dire straits you might get no reaction at all- your horse might be hanging its head low, not really responding to your voice or touch, appearing bleary eyed or dull eyed or sleepy. Generally that kind of severe behavior change is considered Very Very Bad and definitely grounds to call a vet for, especially if there’s no sign of physical injury.

3. Horse Tack (Equipment!)

Here’s a quick rundown of horse tack.

All these pieces make up the bridle, reins included.

*Side note- Bits are not cruel, and riders choosing to use them with their horses are not abusive. Bits are a tool riders use to communicate with their horses and there are hundreds of metal finishes, textures, shapes and sizes to fit a horse with a bit that makes them happy and keeps them comfortable. There are some horses who refuse to take bits, and their owners usually turn to a bitless bridle to keep them comfortable- however this is not “kinder” just because of the lack of bit. These bridles are just designed to exert gentle pressure to tell the horse to slow or stop instead of the gentle pressure on the bit. Different horses prefer different things, and none of these things are harmful to the horse if used properly and with care.

This is a diagram of a close contact or Hunter saddle, but the terminology generally applies to all different kinds of saddles. Girths are considered their own piece of tack and not as a part of the saddle. 

Riders who are riding consistently usually at least wipe their tack down with a wet cloth after finishing with it for the day. Because tack is almost always leather, well cared for leather lasts a lot longer if cared for. This is also a great thing to have a character talk over in a fic- have them clean tack while having a hard conversation, or maybe show how quick and not-great of a job they do on their tack if they’re angry or trying to get away from another character closeby. Lots of opportunities! (If you really want to get detailed, cleaning usually looks like: a damp cloth to wipe dirt off and then rubbing a leather conditioner into the tack, which may smell lovely or a little weird depending on the brand)

4. Falling off

I see you, whump writers. (and I love you.)

So You Want your Character to Fall Off:

Falling off is rarely graceful. It can be caused by anything from an unexpected trip to your horse spooking at something, to a jump taken at the wrong spot/speed/angle... opportunities are endless. I have fallen off my horse at the walk because he startled at a dog and I slipped to the side, and I have fallen off over jumps, because my horse actively tried to get me off, or because I just wasn’t paying attention and Oops, how’d I get in the dirt? Generally if you’re looking for a reason for your character to fall off, they are endless. If the one at fault is the horse common reasons are the rider becoming unseated and slipping back/forward/sideways by the horse startling (at legitimately anything sometimes, depending on the horse.. let your imagination go wild!) changing speed or direction suddenly. All of these things will affect how your character comes off and how they’ll hit dirt with what body part. IE- pitching forward will probably land you on the top of your shoulders, if you’re lucky- if not, you’ll land on your head. Most people will land on the tops of their shoulders as the instinct to protect their head kicks in, but sometimes gravity is a bitch. It happens.

This is where experience comes in, too- Experienced riders will usually react quicker and will try to save themselves, either grabbing onto their horse’s mane or neck or even just keeping a death grip on the reins as adrenaline kicks in- all of which keeps your upper body higher than your lower and can lead to landing on your bum/side/feet instead of your head. Beginner or inexperienced riders might not react that quickly and end up landing roughly. This is not to say that more experienced riders will always come out less injured than beginners, but that experienced riders sense of self preservation will kick in faster frankly just because they’ve fallen off more. This is also why you see more beginners breaking arms in riding accidents- as you learn to ride you are taught (if you were taught like I was) to NEVER throw your arms out to catch yourself during a fall- it’s more likely that you will land on top of your straight arm and give yourself a wicked compound break. Your instinct changes from trying to save yourself to trying everything you can to staying in your saddle. Self preservation is a wonderful thing!

If Your Character is Sick/Already Injured:

The motion of the horse, even in walk, is going to make them feel worse- especially any injury to the lower stomach area. That’s where the body absorbs most of the motion from the horse’s gaits, especially in the hips/lower abdomen. So if Character A has a stab wound in his stomach and Character B has gotten them into the saddle to bring them to help.... Character A is gonna be in some pretty decent pain until they can dismount. For head injuries the same motion might make them dizzy or nauseous. But, good news! If your character slumps forward completely while keeping their arms on either side of the horse’s neck, they will probably manage to stay in the saddle for a decent amount of time. Their lower body and leg (hopefully still in the stirrups) will keep them in the saddle unless jostled out of it. (This, of course, only making sense if the saddle in question doesn’t have a horn, because otherwise your character won’t be able to slump forward far at all. )If they manage to slip off the horse in this position, they’re going to land head/chest/upper body first, especially if only semi-conscious due to previous injuries. 

If dealing with any other injuries, getting on the horse might be nicer than walking but will definitely not keep anything still- any motion the horse makes will make the rider’s body move and jostle the injury, no matter where the injury is.

5. Wrapping it up: Horse Lingo and Behaviour

Horse terms are easy to find and but a google search away, but here’s some of the main terms:

Gaits: A horse’s movement. Walk, trot, canter and gallop with gallop being the fastest.

Aids: what riders use to communicate with the horse. This includes your hand (on the reins) your leg (squeezing to ask for gaits) and your voice.

(Riders talk to their horses! all the time. Even if just to say good boy/girl. Commonly we say things like hoooh, whoa, easy, no, etc. Sometimes just talking to your nervous horse helps calm them down)

Green horse: Inexperienced horse, usually new to being ridden, usually young.

Mare: Female Horse.

Stallion: Male horse, not neutered. Stallions can have a reputation for being hotheaded and sometimes hard to handle, but not all are like that.

Gelding: Male horse, neutered. Most people who have male horses will refer to them as geldings on paperwork.

Pony: a small horse. Not a baby horse. Just smaller.

Colt: Baby male.

Filly: Baby female.

You can probably use google for anything else without concern that you’re using a term that's unnatural.

Behaviour

My rule of thumb for writing behaviour is this: If it seems like a disney dog in a movie would do it........ it’s safe to say a horse wouldn’t. Writing a horse like a disney dog is too unnatural and will definitely make any horse people reading your story give an eye roll.

An example:

Your character has just dismounted their horse after a long ride.

A horse would: maybe sniff your pockets for treats (especially if you had some before you got on) stand next to you as you talked to someone, try to rub their head on you (scratches!! especially if they’re sweaty) maybe perk up at something in the distance if distracted enough

A horse would not: Shake their head at you, whinny at you, prance around and “smile” at you... roll their eyes at something you said... point like Lassie at something in the distance... etc. 

Horses definitely have personalities! They can be affectionate and snuggly, nervous or brave, flighty or stoic... but they don’t emote the same way a cartoon character would. The best example i’ve seen of horse interaction in media would probably be the horses in Disney’s Brave. If you pay attention to the way horses interact with each other and react to events in the movie, it’s pretty spot on!

Follow your gut. You can still have a horse with a personality, but if it feels too cartoony, it probably is!

This is a great infographic that explains body language as well.

I hope this helps anyone who wants to include more horse interaction in their writing!

[specialagentlokitty]

Lokittys random prompts!

“If I have to give up everything I am just to prove to you I love you, then I will.”

“I know you’ve been hurt, but I promise I’m not like that.” “That’s what they all say...” “then let me show it.”

“Just kill me! It would be far less painful then watching you be someone you’re not!”

“Would you destroy the world for me?” “No.” “Fair enough.” “I’d destroy the whole universe.”

“You’re dangerous.” “Unpredictable? Yes. Dangerous? Yeah you’re right.”

“You’re insane!” “Morally incorrect darling.”

“Need a hand?”

“Your power doesn’t make you any less human. Yes, it’s different, but you’re still the same person you’ve always been.”

“We were supposed to become heroes together...” “I know....” “you’re a villian...” “I know...”

“Would you kill me?” “Yes.” “Ouch.”

“I’m not pretending to be someone I’m not.”

“We were supposed to be together! Us against the world!” “I guess the world had other plans...”

“You can still make this right.”

“One day I’ll admit I love him/her/them. That day isn’t today.”

“It hurts me to see you like this.”

“I pray in a different life we can get along.”

“You did this!” “W..what?!” “You did this! She/he/they did this because of what you said!”

“You said I’d make a brilliant villain.” “I didn’t think you’d actually do it.”

“I love you.” I know.” “And I’m sorry.” “I know.”

“Hold my hand.” “Why?” “Because I want to remember it one more time.”

“I’d know that smile anywhere.”

“We’re nothing but ghosts of our former selves.”

“Wanna go on a date?” “Not really, but I have time.”

“Fight me.” “I’m off to bed.” “Can I Come...?” “Of course idiot.”

“How many years has it been?” “I don’t know, lost count.”

“You, me, all you can eat buffet.” “Is this you trying to ask me out?”

“I love you, but you’re stupid.”

“All I ever wanted was you.”

“I chose the wrong path, I know that, but you still have time to make it right.”

“We miss you.” “I’m sorry...” “come home, please? It’s not too late.” “I can’t...”

“You’ve gone insane!” “I lost my sanity years ago!”

“This is a maximum security prison.” “I prefer to think of it has home. Give it a week and I’ll be out.”

“You can’t run!” “You’re right but I can slide!

“Werewolf?” “Yes, bones go crunch, fur grows, ears go pointing, howl at the moon, sound familiar?”

“Would you bite me?” “Depends on the situation.” “Kinky.”

“You can’t just pull a demons tail!” “Why?!”

“Punch me, I dare you.”

“I know you’ve been hurt, but I want to help.”

“Please take me home...”

“We’re all broken somehow.”

“You were supposed to protect me! But you hurt me!”

“You’re not my father.”

“Get lost prick!”

“I’ll buy you a million flowers if it’ll make you happy.” “I’d die.” “Aw.” “No, I’m allergic.” “Oh, a million rocks.”

“Relationships are weird.” “Are you sure it’s not just too?”

“You don’t scare me.” “I’m not trying to.”

“Hold me?” “That’s gross.”

“Kill me please.” “No thanks.” “Fine! I’ll ask someone else!” “Stop being dramatic!”

FANDOMS:

If you don’t see a fandom you would like me to write in here then please ask about it!

SHOWS/FILMS:

Supernatural

House MD

Lucifer FOX

The mentalist Greys anatomy

NCIS/NOLA

Criminal minds

Marvel

Buzzfeed unsolved

BBC Merlin

BBC Sherlock

The good doctor

Twilight

Brooklyn nine nine

The Witcher

Harry Potter

Greys anatomy

ANIME:

Tokyo ghoul

Attack on Titan

Naruto

Blue exorcist

Black butler

My hero academia

Haikyuu

Kuroko's basketball

Free!

Yuri on ice

Demon slayer

Noragami

Jujutsu Kaisen

GAMES:

Skyrim

MeChat

[pillage-and-lute]

Thicker Than Water (Part 1)

Post-mountain, heavy angst with a happy ending Geraskier, featuring platonic Yennskier and Yennalt. + immortal Jaskier and Ciri getting the family she deserves. PG-13? (Mentions of but no actual sex, brief mention of familial abuse, very very minor character death) This first bit is mostly just Jaskier’s sad reflections post-mountain.

Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8

Ao3 link HERE

{AN:This is me (an adhd person) writing Jaskier as adhd, based on my experiences, but my experiences with adhd are not universal, but some of you may recognize Rejection Sensitivity Dysphoria. Also, because it’s never explicitly stated in the fic, feel free to headcanon him however you like.}

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Jaskier never got an apology after the mountain. He’d never gotten the rest of the story from the others either, but after everything it didn’t seem all that important. Maybe it never had been. 

Twenty-two years. 

It wasn’t so long, not when Jaskier knew he had an entire lonely eternity to look forward to. But to be fair, he hadn’t known that twenty-two years ago. He hadn’t even known it last week. It turns out having a very pleasurable liaison with a high priestess who had just so happened to be the mortal vessel for a minor goddess, has its perks. He’d seen her in a bar three nights ago and she’d bought him a cup of milk and asked him how immortality was going. 

Of course, he’d thought she was joking. He was pretty heavily into his sixth? seventh? pint of the evening. It was strong stuff and she’d bought him milk to sober up. He just told her his skin care must be working and she explained that, yes, it was, his skin looked very nice, but no, that wasn’t why he still looked twenty-three. 

Then a fan had bought him some rather nice gin and after that he doesn’t remember the evening. He hoped he’d bid the priestess goodbye. 

He’d been drinking more lately. Jaskier had never actually had much of a head for drink, preferring to sip a light wine than down things more akin to paint thinner. Now, though, well. It was the mountain, wasn’t it? He’d never taken rejection well. Oh, sure, a potential lover turning him down was one thing, admittedly it stung, but he would never force unwanted affections, and he’d always had a mobile heart, ready to fall in love with someone new. Criticism on his music? That depended, the reasoned, encouraging criticism of a good professor was fine. Nothing else was. He poured his heart and soul into everything he sang, even if it was just a nonsense song or a ditty plucked out on the road. Having it criticized cut straight through him, especially by those he cared about.

The hurt ran deeper though. The youngest son of a minor noble, with two big, strong, fighting brothers and one sickly but pretty younger sister, Lotte, he’d always been a bit of an odd duck. His brothers had heckled him, but they hadn’t been home often. His father had beat him, but that pain at least was only physical. His mother ignored him. That had hurt. It still hurt, when he thought of it. Lancing through him like a knife of ice. And then Lotte, who had loved his stories and music, had died. A fever took her suddenly in the night and after that Lettenhove held no more light for him. So he left and his father was happy to see him go. 

Some things you bring with you. His family had never given him any gifts, but left him with a lifetime of baggage. Their voices in his head telling him he was never good enough, a weakling, a burden. A shit shoveler.

Sometimes a much smaller voice, that sounded a little like Lotte piped up. He was good at music. He brought people joy. But it was so much weaker than the constant barrage of hate. 

And now Geralt.

Jaskier wanted to believe that Geralt didn’t hate him, that twenty-two years of grunts and silences meant at least a glimmer of friendship. But how could it? Jaskier’s own family hadn’t wanted him, and here he was, forlorn that after he’d inflicted himself on Geralt for two decades he’d finally been thrown aside. Like the garbage he always had been. He tried not to let himself think about it too much, but somehow the thoughts always found him. Usually at the bottom of a bottle. Or three.

There were no doubts in his mind about Geralt. Jaskier could never believe Geralt a cruel man, not after years of watching him fight dreadful monsters for less coin than chimneysweeps earned. Years of him patiently bearing the worst of people and cleaning up their messes and saving lost baby birds. Jaksier never would have believed it, if not for the testimony of his own two eyes. Geralt had scooped the downy thing up in one massive hand and examined it with such tenderness in his honey-gold eyes that Jaskier wanted to cry. A part of him wished, if only for a moment, that he was the bird, to be cradled in a strong, gentle hand and be the focus of such attentive care. He didn’t wish to be the bird later, when it died. Lost, injured baby birds often do, and Jaskier had played a sad little tune as Geralt buried it carefully. 

A man, a witcher, who buried and mourned a baby bird, was not bad. Not a monster or cruel, although sometimes a bit unkind. 

At the bottom of bottles and pints Jaskier wanted to hate Geralt, wanted to think him a monster, a butcher, he even wrote it into his songs, a garroter. He couldn’t do it. He found plenty of room to hate himself though. 

Every sore point in Geralt’s life, at least those within the last two decades, had indeed been Jaskier’s fault. The banquet? Jaskier had insisted, practically dragged Geralt into a messy political situation, even if it looked like a party on the surface. The djinn? He’d provoked a sleep deprived Geralt and then pouted like a child when his singing was mocked. For Melitele’s sake he’d called Geralt butcher when they’d met. He wondered sometimes why Geralt hadn’t left him to the tender mercies of the djinn. He knew why.

Because Geralt was kind. Not a gentleman, not with the talking to his horse, and the growling, and the (admittedly not that bad) smell. Not a gentleman, but a gentle man. 

Geralt had been kind enough to put up with a troublesome bard. A bard who, young and green as he’d been in Posada, would have had his neck slit by bandits or thieves before his twentieth year. He’d pitied Jaskier and let him stick around, putting up with him as no one else had. Not his parents or his brothers, not Valdo, his first love, who’d subsequently cheated on him and laughed at his tears, not even his various dalliances put up with him. A night of pleasure was all he could offer, out the door (or window, or over the hedge) in the morning, lest he burden them with his presence too long and be stabbed by their rejection. Everyone had their breaking point though, and Geralt had reached his after twenty years, as well as a breakup, a dragon man, and Jaskier asking to run away together all within twenty-four hours. 

That left Jaksier, lost in a forest with no money and only sad songs to sing, which don’t bring much coin in a world that already knows enough sorrow, two months after the dragon hunt.

Things were bad. For Jaskier and everyone else. He had no money for warm clothes or new boots, and winter was fast approaching. Nilfgaard’s soldiers were looking for him, they stormed everywhere, searching for the White Wolf and his charge, or anyone who might know something. Cintra had fallen, and it’s lioness with it, and Jaskier could only hope that the child surprise, whose name day banquets he’d missed not one, had met her destiny at last. 

He hoped his destiny wasn’t skewered on the end of a Nilfgaardian blade.

He couldn’t go to Oxenfurt. They’d look for him there, and he had too many friends whose lives he would endanger as well. Here, on the road, he was anonymous. His fine clothes were dulled with dirt and wear, and his hair was longer, curling at the ends and bout his ears as it was wont to do when he went without a hair cut. He hadn’t shaved in a couple days either. Jaskier hoped he looked dashing, but he suspected he just looked scruffy. 

He certainly didn’t look like the famous bard Jaskier, herald of the White Wolf, though, so perhaps it was all for the better. 

And then, in the middle of a forest, with the first frosts of autumn on the ground, he met the amethyst eyes of a sorceress.

Fuck.

[lareinadehades]

Writers Q&A

I was tagged by the ever fabulous @keeper0fthestars, thank you darling!

1) How many complete fics/one shots do you have that you have not published (yet)? None.

2) How many WIPS do you have right now? Five.

3) Do you take writing requests or write original ideas, or both? Both! Currently not taking requests, but I may open them later.

4) If you do take requests, how many do you currently have? I don’t have any

5) How many fandoms do you write for? Oof: Saint Seiya, Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, Pushing Daisies, Tolkien, Star Wars (including RO) Castlevania, ASoIaF, The Witcher (show), Marvel, Doctor Who & BBC Sherlock.

6) Are there any fandoms you wrote for in the past that you no longer write for? I am considering stopping writing anything Harry Potter. 

7) Do you write for ships, reader inserts or other? All of the above! But when I write reader inserts I try to keep the ‘Y/n’ to a minimum.

8) Niche fandoms/characters you write for? Pushing Daisies, but that’s more of a dead than niche.

9) Do you read fics as well as write them? Yes!

10) What is your favorite genre to write for? Fluff. Romance. Domesticity

11) What is your favorite trope (to read/write)? Friends to lovers, getting to know each other, getting together, secret love, fake dating.

12) What do you do to get motivated to write? I listen to music or watch authortube videos.

13) Is there a trope/genre you like to read, but not write? Smut, enemies to lovers

14) Any characters/fandoms you want to write for that are never requested? Gil-Galad, I want to write him, but I’m blanking what I could do.

15) How long have you been writing fanfiction? since I was 13

16) Did you read fan fiction before you started writing? Yes, absolutely!

17) Do you only post on Tumblr, or any other sites as well? I also use AO3.

18) What do you personally consider the word counts of “Drabble”, “One shots” and “fics”? I tent to call drabbles anything short of 500 words. One shots over 500 words and fics are everything

19) Which do you prefer to write more? HC, drabbles, oneshots/fics, multi chapter stories, other? One shots.

20) Are there any stories you have discontinued? No, I’m just taking a hiatus on a few.

21) What is one of your main “pet-peeves” as a writer on Tumblr? Very little reblogs in contrast to likes.

22) Do you write at a particular time of day? I write whenever strikes my fancy

23) Do you listen to music, ambiance/noise, etc to write or do you need silence? Both music or ambiance, it just depends on what I’m trying to write

24) Do you outline your fics at all before writing? Nope

25) Do you post your writing as soon as you finish it, or do you schedule it to come out at a specific time/day? When it’s done, unless is after 9 PM, then I wait.

Tagging: @mousedetective, @littlefeatherr, @caroh99, @strangelock221b

[lilolilyr]

Tagged by @ongreenergrasses, thank you!

1. How many works do you have on AO3?

Way over 300! Tho it feels like it's been at 300sth so long by now, it'll be weird to look at once it hits 400 :D

Btw, funny how this tag meme asks for so much stuff that can be looked up by just... looking at my Ao3... without asking for any commentary by me? Lol

Anyhow, rest under the readmore bc this is 20 questions and Long!

Personal post - do not reblog

2. What’s your total AO3 word count?

995596 - just a few more ficlets or 1 longer fic, and I've got a Million! Hey, maybe I should try to write one with... 4404? (I'd need to ask a calculator xD) words exactly... not rly a hardship with how many drabble exercises (exact wordcounts, 100 is the most used, I also do 200, 500, longest was 10000 exactly lol) I've already done... we'll see!

Over 400k for this year alone, and over half of that is my actual writing (not translations etc), I'm so proud! Last year I only barely hit 200k and that included a lot of translating work

3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?  

Again, one could look this up in my works filtered - sorted by kudos? But all three of my incubus!jaskier witcher series are in it, part 2 of the series is highest with 1091 kudos, then a Venom halloween oneshot, and 'Belonging', a fluffy snake-crowley piece from my ineffable spouses series (yes, sth with under 1k words - 666 to be exact - is in the top 5... my poor longfics lol)

4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

...I try to? But atm I have 202 unanswered (and I always click 'mark read' on replies so these are all comments on my own fic) even tho I told myself I'd not let it get past 200, and now I'm doing a tag meme instead of replying to anything so ummmm

Edit: 203 unread now

But I do love love love all the comments I get! And while atm it's still semi-manageable, if it ever gets to the point where I really can't manage to reply to everyone cause it's too much, i'd rly take that as a compliment lol :D I'd still try to reply to the longer and/or more thought through comments tho :)

5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

*thinks* I have an MCD fic? But not only is that very much a case of ~posting a draft version that's barely in complete sentences insgead of taking the time to turn it into a real longfic~, I also just killed off the mlm couple I only semi care about and left the wlw couple with a happy/hopeful (rly don't remember) ending, so... hm idk whether that counts for angsty ending

Apart from that... I dunno, I just prefer my babies to be happy and fluffy? *.* i remember a mirror milippa in the mirrorverse one where in the end Michael is worried about lying to Philippa about her identity... there are some angsty TOG and Gomens ones but I think they end happy-ish (my memory is. Bad. but looking through my 'angst' tag I just saw a lot of h/c and 'angst with a happy ending')

6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

They're all happy???!?

7. Do you write crossovers? If so what’s the craziest one you’ve written?

Ahahahahahhahahaahaha

Check this out

I need you to know that all the works in that collection take part in the same universe (or rather, multiverse), and are alltogether just scratching the surface of my gigantic headcanon multiverse that I've been building in my mind since I was like 10

Actual crossovers other than that I don't remember writing

8. Have you ever received hate on a fic?

Yeh but I only remember clicking 'delete comment', as it should be

Recently I've just gotten a bunch of 'you Need to continue this' and 'omg why isn't there more' or 'this shouldn't end' type comments, not hate, probably not meant maliciously, but So Annoying (maybe espesh bc I don't want to just hit delete on these, but I also don't want to pretend it's fine, but I also don't have the energy for a fight, and trying to explain why that behaviour is entitled and annoying and that I write what I want to write and nice comments should praise what I actually have written, and hoping that they understand and don't get mad is... hard.)

9. Do you write smut? If so what kind?

Check out my rated E and rated M in my works

Mostly femslash lately, but I did also write other smut in the past

Most is a bit dominant/submissive play, but I do also like good fluffy smut with feelings! Best in combo, really :D

10. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Not in the sense of pretending someone else wrote it (that i know of), but posted to other sites without my permission - writing 'don't repost to other sites' etc did Not help, they even copied those tags lol, so I just let it be, choosing my battles wisely etcetc, I'd prefer for my fic not to be cross-posted by others bc then I can't edit or otherwise influence the fic anymore and don't see everyone's reactions to it, but as long as it's not someone pretending they wrote it, I only semi care, not enough to fight it tbh

PSA: I Only post fics to Ao3 (and WIPs/prompt fills to tumblr&discord at times), if you see them somewhere else that's Not Me and you'd do me a favour by checking them out on ao3 and kudosing&commenting there instead :)

11. Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yup, one to Russian a while back, a floreleine (Gunpowder Milkshake) one to Korean just today actually, and I translated a bunch to German myself

12. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I made a TOG fic together with @cinnamonplums, well mostly I wrote and she made the art :D

Trying to remember whether I ever actually co-wrote anything... don't think so?

13. What’s your all time favorite ship?

Don't make me choose!!!

Atm Milippa is OTP bc I'm busy writing them for @discoveryfemslashfortnight (this is not a post to reblog for the fortnight), but I'm also still rly into Floreleine, Bering&Wells and Andromaquynh and Andronilynh, and I read a lot of Mirandy lately

All-time favs I'm not rly active in atm but will always be dear to me are the ineffable spouses, clintcoulson, heistwives, gosh so many more I'll stop here tho xD

14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

A Heistwives Kinda Job immediately comes to mind

I also rly want to finish at least one cohesive original-ish storyline for the lverse that I already linked for the crossover question above, but I just have so much backstory (it's been over 10 years!!!) and it's... hard...

And everything else that's still WIP and untouched for more than a few months will probably have the same fate lol

Also have a few that haven't even seen the light of day at all, most recent a Mirandy ~what if Andy had been pregnant when Miranda hired her and how would it change the entire storyline~ bit - I wrote it in bulletpoints in one go as quickly as I could, I know I had the finished product in my mind, I don't remember anything now and don't feel like going through the bulletpoints painstakenly filling in the blanks

15. What are your writing strengths?

Writing one-shots quickly in one go

16. What are your writing weaknesses?

Forgetting everything about a fic if I leave it in a draft for a second too long

17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

There are many ways to go about it, and I think they all work (depending on the fic and the length and relevance of the dialogue)

I tend to leave single sentences as is, and for longer and important sequences use cursive and 'they said in xylanguage'.

18. What was the first fandom you wrote for?

The Hobbit apparently? I remember thinking that fic was so long lol, it's 3k

19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to?

Kat/Ana from Reef Break, they have Such Shippable Chemistry, and it would totally fit Kat's player personality to bang both siblings (she's canonically friends with benefits with Ana's half-brother)... but the ship has one (1!) fic on Ao3 *cries*

20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

TOG Andromaquynh longfic In Your Stead has had the title since last year and probably for a while to come! I loved the story idea so much I really worked with several drafts and only! worked on that fic until it was finished so I wouldn't get distracted & forget about it, and the result was wonderful.

Tagging, if you want to do it, @sarah-fiers @purlturtle @cookie-sheet-toboggan @ussjellyfish @onaperduamedee @startrekgeorgiouery @rosalie-starfall @lonely-night @banashee @xvnot15 and everyone else who sees this

Questions to copy:

1. How many works do you have on AO3? 2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 3. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?  4. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? 5. What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? 6. What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? 7. Do you write crossovers? If so what’s the craziest one you’ve written? 8. Have you ever received hate on a fic? 9. Do you write smut? If so what kind? 10. Have you ever had a fic stolen? 11. Have you ever had a fic translated? 12. Have you ever co-written a fic before? 13. What’s your all time favorite ship? 14. What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? 15. What are your writing strengths? 16. What are your writing weaknesses? 17. What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic? 18. What was the first fandom you wrote for? 19. What’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet but want to? 20. What’s your favorite fic you’ve written?

[bombadills]

yennefer’s intro

I think I just saw Yennefer Wilczynski (she/they, cis woman, 96). she’s a canon character from the witcher. have you heard she remembers everything from her previous life? she appeared here in may 2021 after attempting to track down her daughter, ciri, and hold off the wild hunt. now she’s working as a customer assistant at the bubbling cauldron. still, she does have that overly confident, bitten lips, mess of dark curls, lilac & gooseberries vibe about her.

[anya chalotra. more information at bottom of post]

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“Remember-- magic is Chaos, art, and science. It is a curse, a blessing, and progress. It all depends on who uses magic, how they use it, and to what purpose. And magic is everywhere. All around us.” 

--The Witcher, Blood of the Elves

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Can you tell me your name?

“Yennefer of- ahem Wilczynski.

Where are you from?

“Vengerberg, in Aedirn.

What’s the last thing you remember?

“Last I remember I was carding through some dingy library looking for a certain... important piece of information.

We have a history of memory loss here. Do you feel as if you may be missing some memories?

“No. No, everything seems to be intact

Have you found a job here in Sallow Hills?

“I did indeed. I work at the Bubbling Cauldron. Its not what I would prefer, but it’ll do for the time being.

What was the strangest thing you saw before arriving here?

“Once I saw a witcher weaving flowers into a young girl’s hair. That's quite a strange sight. 

What traits would your friends give to you?

“Powerful, talented, ineffably beautiful-- at least, they would, if I had any friends.

Is there anything else you would like to say?

“If you see a certain tall, white haired, brute, send him my way.

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