#anti sirius black fanon

[poetryandbloods-blog]

I just saw someone replying to a tik tok video saying that "ATYD is canon J.K.R authorized it to be published in a book", well my eyes are bleeding, do these supposed marauders fans want to open a Harry Potter book? I need to give a special thanks to the author of this fanfic for destroying the marauders for me.

I remember when I was younger how much I liked these characters, but now the fandom has distorted them to the point where they are unrecognizable, they carry nothing but the name of the books and finding a good characterization is like finding a needle in a haystack. See, there are almost no fanfics that don't bring Sirius/Remus together even when the author says he doesn't feel the romance vibe between the two. Are these writers scared of the increasingly creepy marauder fandom?

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

Marauders fans should gtfo of the HP fandom cuz they only steal the lore and names from it and don't respect anything else about the characters.

The worst thing is I like Sirius as a character but to find fanfictions that stay true to his canon personality is truly a pain and I wish it wasn't.

What is your opinion?

litr what you said x2.

the reason they claim it to be is that theyre anti jkr but they come off as homophobic or fujoshis honestly theyre so stereotypical and it does honestly feel like forced representation because them being gay has no impact on their actual personalities, it just replaces them completely with a hyperfemme/hypermasc one. its giving boyfriends the webtoon.

also !!! they dont do anything w the actual canonically gay man in the harry potter series (dumbledore!!!) because hes not as hairless 16 year old twink !!!!

the killing of sirius' character is possibly the massacre of the century and no one talks about it. its never brought up despite it being so fucking massive. he is easily the most complex character in harry potter (with competition with dumbledore, maybe) and is reduced to twink femboy cumdump bitch for his alpha daddy boyfriend like STOP IT !!!! every time i interact with a wolfstar post on tiktok my entire fyp is soft porn like holy ! fucking ! shit ! theres that whole thing of rising porn/sex addicts which are very very young (minors, usually young teenagers) because of how desensitized everyone on the internet is to sexual content but i wont rant abt that here but like - that !! a lot of the content is very obviously either sexual, has dom/sub themes, follows the top/bottom, heteronormative masc/femme dynamic and its !!! icky !!! ugh !!!!

marauders fandom SHOULD gtfo the hp fandom space!! kids are still reading these books for the first time today/getting into the marauders for the first time today and they shouldnt be exposed to romanticized toxic relationships (though honestly thats a problem of the internet)

[sevilynne]

Have a bad, ugly birthday in Azkaban beautiful, wonderful birthday... Sirius... 😐

[starrylayle]

To all those shippers that depict Sirius as a self-absorbed, short, fem twink with a flare for dramatics -- and Remus as a tall, angry, buff, dom werewolf daddy -- go ahead, it's a fully rounded dynamic! You're actually shipping Gilderoy Lockhart x Fenrir Greyback though! Remember to tag correctly folks! Hope this helps 🥰 🥰 

[snarky-magpie]

When (and why) did the Marauders fandom decide that Sirius Black, the man who endured the imprisonment in Azkaban with such stoicism that the Minister of Magic himself remarked on it, is a drama queen whining over the slightest inconvenience?

[neverenoughmarauders]

I am trying to imagine fanon Sirius Black living on rats in a cave to stay close to James Potter’s son during GOF… I am trying… I can’t see it.

[di-daynamic]

“Easy for you to say, stuck here!” bellowed Fred. “I don’t see you risking your neck!” The little color remaining in Sirius’s face drained from it. He looked for a moment as though he would quite like to hit Fred, but when he spoke, it was in a voice of determined calm. “I know it’s hard, but we’ve all got to act as though we don’t know anything yet. We’ve got to stay put, at least until we hear from your mother, all right?”

Yeah, Sirius is clearly so impulsive, he has zero self-control.

People just seem to take Sirius and Snape's fights based on the slightest insults and run with it, not thinking about how this is a years-long enmity and Snape has the same amount of reservation when it comes to taunting and fighting Sirius as he does: which is to say none.

Sirius has plenty of calm and strategic smarts otherwise.

[expectopatronum18]

Random but imo canon Sirius would straight up bully fanon Sirius if they were in school together pass tweet

[sparsilees]

it’s so very amusing how sirius hardly ever calls remus by his first name in the books, was described as a wizard wonderkid during his years at hogwarts, has a de haut en bas demeanour, is not only one of the tallest males in harry’s life but also one of the most attractive—embodying qualities that make him a striking presence—but some of you dislike him so intensely that in your quest to spite the books you strip away his most defining traits, resulting in a drastically altered version of sirius orion black.

a reimagined character who’s tragically dependent on remus, possessing little agency on his own. and instead of the impressive and haughty wizard he’s meant to be, this wannabe is so dramatic and whiny it’s a surprise walburga herself didn’t cast him out on his ear earlier; is a pantywaist who carries smelling salts and a step stool in his pocket; and needs someone to read his letters for him.

listen, here’s an idea: if you can’t tolerate canon sirius black’s chaotic complexity and have to reinvent and obscure the true essence of his character, maybe... maybe sod off to another book series or, better yet, write an original saga with original characters.

because their names are established in canon. the black family tree is canon. the black naming traditions are included in the same canon. the marauders’ nicknames and family names are also part of that canon. sirius’ role and capacity as harry’s godfather is canon. you want to reject canon so bad why retain these particular elements?

feel free to make up your own original merry band of angsty, dramatic, and doomed magical friends instead, complete with original lore and names. don’t resort to identity theft and masquerade a chinless wonder as sirius orion black. or james potter, for that matter. and don’t do charity by bestowing the best of sirius and his godfather role to remus, as if he couldn’t be arsed to keep in touch with harry post-poa or didn’t abandon his own son. he’s not ‘good parent’ material.

your bastardized sirius would’ve died a week into his stint at azkaban and his corpse gone unnoticed for a year, what a fucking loser.

[sc0rpiflow3r]

It’s so hard being someone who loves canon Sirius Black and going into the Sirius Black tag only to see posts about w*lfstar and j*gulus, along with the worst takes I’ve ever read in my entire life.

Honestly, with all due respect, a lot of you are a bit stupid, yes.

[urmumsgyatt]

i hate marauderstok

[zeherili-ankhein]

If I see one more short Sirius Black on my dash I'd go on a killing spree

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

if you have to assassinate sirius' character and give his canon personality to regulus in order for you to be a regulus fan ... i dont think youre a regulus fan

[lonely-linn]

Saw a post that said something along the lines of "sirius would whine at the slightest inconvenience"

So apprently sirius black who spent 12 years in soul – sucking prison and who also stayed in a cave for days and ate nothing but rats... would cry at the slightest inconvenience...

[starrylayle]

Fanon marauders fans really heard 'long hair' and 'werewolf' and decided to make sirius and remus' entire personality revolve around these singular traits

[snarky-magpie]

Let's face it, if James and Sirius actually behaved like brothers, the famous "If it bothers you" moment would go something like this: S: Put it away before Wormtail wets himself. J: Put it away before Wormtail wets himself. S: I mean it. J: I mean it. S: You're such a prat. J: Takes one to know one. S: I hate you. J: I hate you more. (At which point James would throw the Snitch at Sirius and they'd start roughhousing.) Which begs the question: Don't the people claiming James and Sirius are brothers have siblings? Or, an even more important one, is their relationship with their siblings... okay?