#anti marauders fanon

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

saw a marauders post and it was like "is stupid acts stupid" (james) "is stupid acts smart" (sirius) and then the other two were the other two options (i think its obv who was who 😍) and i have never actual thought the words Wow I Think You Shouldn't Be Posting Things.v Like Ever. in my life (lie) but uhhh . anyway i hate marauders fans !!! fuck you sirius is a genius & fuck you james is a genius !!!

[neverenoughmarauders]

I am trying to imagine fanon Sirius Black living on rats in a cave to stay close to James Potter’s son during GOF… I am trying… I can’t see it.

[jmslov4srs]

genuine question where did the vain dramatic diva sirius black thing even come from because i feel like every single one of his canon moments/actions/mentions/literally all canon info we have abt him contradicts this??? like

[alexandriastark76]

“Imagine how Barty felt masquerading as the man who killed his lover?” He didn’t feel babygirl, he was busy torturing Neville’s parents to insanity to hold Rosier’s body and sob his heart out.

The babygirlification of death eaters is insane, and the double standards <<<

When the Marauders do it, it’s cool and nice and the fandom was built on headcanons so we can do whatever the hell we want

But when other part of the fandom does it (*ahem ahem* Snapedom *ahem ahem*) it’s stan Bambi and he bullied kids (yeah Barty did what exactly? Dance the Macarena on tabletops cause Neville was traumatised?), and he is an irredeemable monster (knowing damn well that Crouch Jr. had hands in the resurrection of Voldemort)

[urmumsgyatt]

i hate marauderstok

[annabtg]

When did this "Mary, Marlene and Dorcas" as Lily's friends thing start? Is it the influence of The Fic Which Shall Not Be Named?

Why has the Marauders fandom been sleeping on Emmeline Vance and Hestia Jones, who most likely knew James and Lily well enough to want to go and fetch Harry from the Dursleys in OotP?

[lemongrass77777-moved]

”not liking short uwufemme dramatic Sirius is homophobic”“not liking angry buff Remus is ablist”“not caring for female character that was mentioned at most twice in the books is misogynistic” BLOCKED. BLOCKING. I LOVE BLOCKING PEOPLE😊IMAGINE HOW MUCH WORSE THE INTERNET WOULD BE IF YOU COULDN’T BLOCK PEOPLE, IT WOULD BE SUCH A HORRIBLE PLACE TO BE. BLOCKING, MY FAVORITE FUNCTION. MY BLOCK LIST HAS HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ON IT AT THIS POINT AND I AM CHEERY AND GAY😊😊😊

[di-daynamic]

“Easy for you to say, stuck here!” bellowed Fred. “I don’t see you risking your neck!” The little color remaining in Sirius’s face drained from it. He looked for a moment as though he would quite like to hit Fred, but when he spoke, it was in a voice of determined calm. “I know it’s hard, but we’ve all got to act as though we don’t know anything yet. We’ve got to stay put, at least until we hear from your mother, all right?”

Yeah, Sirius is clearly so impulsive, he has zero self-control.

People just seem to take Sirius and Snape's fights based on the slightest insults and run with it, not thinking about how this is a years-long enmity and Snape has the same amount of reservation when it comes to taunting and fighting Sirius as he does: which is to say none.

Sirius has plenty of calm and strategic smarts otherwise.

[hohohomelander]

Finally someone who hates wolfstar as much as I do 😭 I'm tired of people pretending that these two are meant for eachother and cannot be shipped with anyone else cause it's WOLFSTAR. Who could ever hate WOLFSTAR (shit like this makes me maddddd)

I refuse to believe any true sirius fans actually ship that shit. why why why pair him up with that guy? It has no basis in canon and I hate that it's everywhere like a plague. I'm suprised the stans haven't sustained injuries from their excruciating reaching.

[zeherili-ankhein]

When I say I love Barty Crouch Jr.

What I mean is I won't hesitate to jump him, coz he was a piece of shit who did horrible stuffs including killing a person that was also his father and transforming the dead body into a bone so that nobody would find it. That is a different level of even the lowest of low. And no I will never be convinced by the marauders fanon babaygirl version of him. I love his weord paychotic character, but not him.

Also no, he was not friends with my precious Luna's mother fuck off

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

no offence but if my younger sister told me she not only agreed to ethnic cleansing ideals and found it alright, but personally wanted to be part of it and kill children i would not really like her that much. and tbh. i think thats justified.

[neverenoughmarauders]

‘You’re telling me that people think - people ACTUALLY THINK - I would be dating my best friend’s pureblood obsessed, loser brother… when Sirius IS RIGHT HERE!??’

All versions of James Potter

[batwingsrosa]

At this point i think all of us are aware that the marauder fandom has pretty much lost touch with reality or anything canon at the very least….

and i get that they just make up their own fanon wherever they go and like make up entire scenarios that never happened and CLAIM them to be canon, might i add…

But like. It‘s so hilarious to me that most of these stories feature Peter. As a good friend.

Like, huh??

Peter Petigrew, you know the guy that literally ratted on James and Lily?

All of you hating on Snape, and at the same time your making excuses for PETER??

Who betrayed his best friends? Just like that?

Really?

There are a few characters in this series that i would claim are the personification of the worst humanity has to offer. Peter Pettigrew is one of them.

There is nothing. NOTHING redeemable about him at all.

I can understand liking the rest of the marauders.

I don‘t like them, but i understand if you do.

But not him. He has NO good qualities he is nothing more than a horrible human being.

And him you do rewrite completely to redeem him?

While at the same time going after Severus, Draco, heck even Dumbledore?

I feel like this is so disrespectful to the rest of them too.

Like, if i were a marauderers stan, would‘nt i… i don‘t know….

Be angry at him? Want him dead??

Apperently not.

Marauderer fanon is so weird man, but espescially works like these.

[urmumsgyatt]

out of curiosity for marauders fans, how would you characterise james’ arrogance? cause i see a lot of ppl talking about him being arrogant (i agree) but never actually explaining how this would look like for him

(no james hate or i’ll block you. also just to be extra safe sn*pe fans dni)

[marauders-fandom-confessions]

stop yassifying sirius black.

…

[lemongrass77777-moved]

the fact that most of the people in this fandom don’t even seem to like the books😭if you didn’t enjoy canon why the fuck are you here. fandom is for nerds. this “fuck canon, canon doesn’t matter, well sirius and remus were ~straight~ in canon so i hate it!” shit is actively anti nerd. deeply annoying and also not even technically true.