#anti goob

[laf-outloud]

https://incarnateirony.tumblr.com/post/739967001000378368/

This is how stupid goob is, and how dumb his followers are to believe him:

Anonymous asked: You say Jared is “blacklisted” but he’s literally being promoted by multiple media sites for his appearance at The Statesman in ATX…..Jared’s just out there living his best life, aren’t the lies and weird need to tear down him getting old by now? Goob: Hey look, idiots that don’t understand things like complete sentences, qualifying adjectives, subject specifics and industry operations! Why, yes. studios can in fact pay this company to make them market, plug, or reference people, even if they don’t like them. That’s literally how it fucking works. It’s not complicated Karen. That doesn’t stop them from blacklisting him from their events, which I clarified very specifically.

Goob is now claiming that Jared is both blacklisted AND studios and companies are also paying to promote him even though they hate him! The power. To be sooo important that people will pay to promote him even though that is going against his totally "real" blacklisting!

Just say you do not know what blacklisting and leave it at that, because goob is just proving that to be true everytime they make a new post.

I knew, as soon as we hit this period where Jensen's out of a job and Jared's actively working that the haters would redouble their efforts to try and discredit Jared. But, it never works because one, they're so incredibly terrible at it, and two, none of it's actually true.

But, I do pay attention to Goob in one regard. I always know that whatever he claims, the opposite will happen. So, based on previous experience, I can predict that multiple media organizations will continue to promote Jared (of their own free will), and instead of being blacklisted, Jared's on the waitlist for studios/productions to snatch him up as soon as he's available.

[blu33blurr]

Me and Silver Core

@bigfluffyclouddragons

[walkergirlsposts]

So a D lister having a guest role is nothing to write home about, Gooby? So by that logic Jensen's guest roles are meaningless too?

Lol, Goob and his self owns. dumbass.

All because he pretends to hate Jared. (Hint: he really doesn't, he just has to as part of the facade. Lol)

Yep, they're either meaningless for both, or none. You don't get to pick who it's meaningless for.

[rottenlonging]

hello! i decided to make a tumblr for my ao3 to take requests and post some of my fic stuff!

my ao3!

i mostly write classification au (as my name suggests) and i can explain what it is more later! i write cosmo, sprout, and goob a lot!

i haven't used tumblr before but my asks are always open !! i love to talk about my fics and aus and headcanons!

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

me: hermes is a painfully accurate example of how some ways of defending yourself against certain kinds of insidious emotional abuse, gaslighting, ableism, and therapy speak can warp you into a person whose learned helplessness and lack of perspective can result in doing really shitty things, and who passes that abuse along in different forms (hi meteion) + lashes out in disproportionate ways + can be deeply hypocritical.

me: as a disabled person in a society where our systemic mass murder via pressure into government-sanctioned suicide is on the rise, the ancients' society is beyond fucking upsetting to me. i have zero sympathy for anything to do with them pre-apocalypse except for the effects of living in that system.

me: that said, they are a good opportunity to remind oneself that there are children in that burning building; that a society being fucked does not mean they deserve to be wiped out; and that that does not mitigate the harm they do, nor mean that its victims are not allowed to be angry or resist it, including the victims inside it.

me, booboo the fool: oh, this youtube essay about hermes looks interesting--

[laf-outloud]

What's hilarious is that it only took a few hours after Goob was peddling the blacklisted-by-media theory for Jared to be seen at a media-driven event that he and Gen were likely specifically invited to. LOL!

Not only that but the articles about it are like "Jared Padalecki and other celebs showed up to ___" like, his name leads the stories because he has the most name recognition of everyone there.

Even the "media" people who were there too (promo for the event - radio personalities, journalists, etc) all gushed about meeting Jared over other celebs there.

Just one example:

https://www.justjared.com/2024/01/19/jared-padalecki-jamie-lynn-sigler-statesman/

Yep! He's the headliner everyone loves! He was even listed ahead of an Olympic Gold medalist, a very famous UFC champion, and a football player considered by many to be one of the greatest tight-ends of all time!

[faggot-arcade]

Okay but are you meme-ing or do you actually wanna fuck Doobus Goobus??? Like the weird green dude who draws cartoon women with boobs the size of a basketball thats who you wanna fuck???????

my lil princess bbg <3

[walkergirlsposts]

My favorite part about all this is how Goob was acting like Jensen was a super genius for "taking over spn" which ended up flopping. In fact Jared got to re-up his holding deal and Jensen ended up fired from his.

No, no. Jensen "picked" Amazon, didn't you know??? He's so "business savvy." Yes. That's what they were saying. Lol

[g00burr]

Murder Drones as a series is just like so fucking weird, like here's how it be IMHO: Episode 1: metaphor for capitalism, well written, honestly fucking masterpiece. The way I see this shit this is like the pilot for a series that never really got continued. I could write like a fucking essay on how MD ep 1 is about capitalism Episodes 2+3: Like 2 good fanfics that ignores the whole capitalism thing and follow up after that and are like good, they set up the whole absolutesolver mystery thing which like I know was VERY slightly hinted towards in ep 1 (like if you fucking pause at one point you see the symbol on Uzi's eye and that's like fucking IT lmao) but it feels original to these eps to me. Episodes 4+5: Like 2 bad fanfics that are just so fucking poorly written like god I swear this fucking series was my special interest when there were only 3 eps and then it became my special interest to hate on episode 4 when it came out, like its THAT fucking bad. I could write a fucking longer essay than ep 1 about how ep 4 sucks ong. And episode 5 is bad in a worse way: bad where it's boring and not even fun to talk abt tbh. And also most of the fandom is like LGBT and really nice and shit but their IQ is 4. Murder drones fans are the embodiment of "pure of heart, dumb of ass"

[laf-outloud]

But wait, how/why was Jared at another Austin opening?? Goob SWORE that he was blacklisted from Austin society!!! WHY DOES HE KEEP SNEAKING IN PLACES!??!?

LMAO obviously soooo much sarcasm. I just love how whenever goob makes a claim with nothing more than "trust me, bro" proof, the opposite happens with actual, verifiable receipts.

Shocking! Yep! And Jared forced the food place to take a video where he's the only individual featured!

LOL! Goob's so predictable. I actually enjoy their predictions because of this very reason.

[moldy-flowers]

UCHIHA CLAN HEADCANON THAT THEY'RE ALL SECRETLY YAPPERS.

Okay hear me out hear me out hear me out. Sasuke, is not a yapper, bc he's internalised all his yapping‼️ He doesn't know the Uchiha ways of the yap!!

Okay so like, when the children are like children, they're the ultimate yappers. But not near people they don't know. Imagine like Itachi coming home and Sasuke sprinting to the door yelling "Ni-San" repeatedly while jumping up and down. You can see it, cant you? BECAUSE HES A YAPPER!!

AND WHEN THEY AND WHEN THEY GROW UP THEY LIKE PICK A PERSON TO YAP OFF TOO AND LIKE THATS THAT PERSON FOR LIFE ITS LIKE SOULMATES SORT OF⁉️⁉️⁉️

Itachi was never a yapper and that's why Fugaku was like "Dont turn out like Itachi..." to Sasuke bc Itachi never conformed to the true Uchiha way!! They knew there was something wrong w him day one!!!

You know that scene where Sasuke to Mikoto is like "Does father care more about Itachi than me?? :(" and Mikoto tells him that actually Fugaku talks about Sasuke all the time behind closed doors? WELL IT MAKES SENSE NOW BC BC WHEN THE UCHIHA GROW UP THEY ONLY YAP TO THE PERSON THEY ARE CLOSEST TO I.E. MIKOTO‼️‼️ FUGAKU YAPS ALL THE TIME TO MIKOTO AND MIKOTO TO HIM‼️‼️

This also works for Shisui bc if we assume Shisuis parents died when he was young, Shisui never had anyone to raise him properly apart from the clan, and he wasn't really apart of their family's. Not to mention he was really highly praised and his goofy silly guy personality was brushed off bc Holy crap where the fuck did he go IS HE BEHIND ME WTF HOW??? HES LIKE 8!!???? WHAT THE SHIT‼️‼️‼️⁉️⁉️⁉️ So Shisui is at the age where he'd stop being a yapper but he's too far gone he's just a goof now and we love him for that.

Also, if we look at our beloved boy Izuna!! He's kind of a goober but he doesn't get the chance to goob around with everyone cause they're in war :(( He's a prankster bc he wants to lift up everyones spirits but when he's not w/ his family hes a snarky bitch (We love him for that!! We all cheer in unison)

Madara, we all saw his friendship with Hashirama, that boy was a yapper‼️ But the one he chose to yap to was Hashirama so most of the time he listens to Izuna yapping and stays quiet bc hashi is the enemy :((

Now our little freaky boy Obito!! He had no proper teacher of the Uchiha ways (pffft he doesn't even know the ways of the Uchiha yap? He's a lost cause just ignore him :// ) and he's lonely to he just yaps and yaps and yaps to anybody with an ear. But then he met Madara and was deyapped. He talks to himself though so just think that counts as a little yap.

Now onto the star of the show the silly little loser Sasuke :33 (Our boy!! our boy!! We all scream clap and cry) When everyone died he was too sad and scared and paranoid and traumatized to yap if anybody would have actually listened. And hc that he desperately clings into anything Uchiha bc he wants to be as close to his family as possible. And everybody he knew was stone cold, or calm and collected and kind to those they were close to. So he too would be stone cold and calm and collected!!! It wasn't too difficult to close himself off because he didn't have any friends in the first place. But did you notice how that when he shows Fugaku his grades and they're all straight A+'s, and in the show we learn they are also graded on their ability to work with others, and in Naruto: the last we see Naruto Sasuke and Sakura sitting at the same table!? Using our heads and our amazing smarts we, together as a team can deduce this means that Sasuke actually worked with a group and worked so well with them that it was deemed an A+ (DESPITE THE FACT HE WAS REALLY ANTI-SOCIAL!? I COULD NEVER) So this means that at a table Sasuke worked with his future team very well despite the fact their personalitys clashed so much, Sakura a nervous wreck which is something Sasuke outwardly hates, and Naruto, a prankster who totally has ADHD and will not focus on anything, and Sasuke at the time was pretty compassionate despite being a little bratty!! They worked together!! (this could also be when Sakura developed a crush on Sasuke!! And Naruto on Sakura!!! Do you see!?? My Uchiha yapping agenda is so canon!!!) I went on a little bit of a rant there BUT we also see at the beginning of the manga that Sasuke actually scored pretty low on his ability to work with others!! He was trying to be more like his dead clan by being stoic and closed off!! He doesnt know they were secretly sensitive losers!! (Whenever they're alone with their partner they're immediately clingy and become the most touch starved people in existence and cling to eachother like if they let go they'll suffocate and die)

Omg fic where for an amount of time Naruto Sasuke and Sakura have a group project that extends before and after the massacre and during it we see Sasuke go from Reluctantly a ball of Sunshine and energy to really depressed and jittery to cold hearted and stoic!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOMEOME WRITE IT FOR ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

And so like, it's in the Uchiha genes to yap!! But Sasukes yaps have been internalised and his first like really long time in Konoha he has to relearn how to have conversations with people bc he just yaps in his head and forgets to respond. Everyone thinks Sasuke is soooo intimidating bc he just stands there and glares (He doesn't realise he's glaring) at you and makes you feel really really stupid but he's actually just wondering if he can adopt a fluffy pink cat bc he saw Sakura earlier and wants to know if cats can be pink too. Now he's wondering if he breeds the cats correctly if he could get a rainbow cat. Oh what did you say? SHIT uhmm just roll eyes and walk away roll eyes and walk away. Kiba has a theory that Sasuke is plotting something (He's plotting gay coloured cats) Unfortunately he's so quiet mysterious guy coded that he never truly learns to let out his inner yaps. But when he's home alone or w/ a partner he's comfortable with (Whoever you ship him with) He happily listens or when it's quiet he hums long forgotten lullabys that his mother used to sing. Although im not letting go of my touch starved clingy Sasuke agenda he hums while hugging with a vice grip. And also when Sarada was little he would sing songs to her go help her sleep (Sasuke singing somewhere over the rainbow anyone?? :33)

HAVE YOU BEEN CONVINCED BY MY YAPPER UCHIHA AGENDA!?!?!?!?!?!? HAVE YOU BEEN INFECTED BY THE YAPPER VIRUS YET!????

[eclipsedcrystalstar]

Goob: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!

Toodles, T-posing in the doorway:  Greetings, Rodger.  Rodger, not looking up from their coffee: Good morning, problem child.

Vee: I hate to disagree with you, but-  Dandy: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.

Astro: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Brightney: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now. Vee: There are no books in prison. Brightney: *sighs* Thank you.

Teagan: I bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”!  Vee: You thought you just did something there, didn’t you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.  Shrimpo: Fuck you.

Rodger: We need a plan to beat them.  Scraps: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.  Rodger:  Scraps: Judge me all you want, I get results.

Goob: All in all, a 100% successful trip.  Astro: But we lost Shrimpo.  Goob: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

Vee: Cosmo, what are you doing?  Cosmo: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.  Vee: You could always take it out and count it.  Cosmo: Where’s the fun in that?

Rodger: I think I need a hug...  Goob: Good thing I'm hug shaped!  *45 minutes later*  Rodger: You... you can let go now.  Goob: No, I absolutely cannot.

Shrimpo: We could make a boys club!  Astro: Im non-binary.  Shrimpo:  Shrimpo: Anti-girls club.

[g00burr]

Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose

‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.

[cyborgpuppyofficial]

💚Scourge The Hedgehog Headcannon/AU Design!💚

Yep I finally got around to doing this! I've been meaning to start making my headcannon designs for a little while now, but I finally finished, and got around to posting my first one! This is my headcannon/TMOM Design for Scourge The Hedgehog. I'm very proud of how he looks, and I can't wait to draw him again sometime! I hope you guys like him too! If you wanna read more information on him, you can read some more about him on his picture, or bellow the Read More line. If you have any more questions, don't be afraid to comment, or leave me an ask. ^w^ Who else do you wanna see me redesign with my headcannons next? Let me know!

I remembered that @scourgethehedgehogshrine wanted to see this goob when I finally drew him. So, uhh here he is! X3

Scourge The Hedgehog

Small Bio:Scourge used to be an Anti Version of Sonic, and he caused a lot of trouble for Sonic and his friends. He grew up in a troubled environment with his two siblings Charlotte and Vandal. Both of his parents weren't the best, but especially his father Anti Jules. Due to Jules' actions, he became rebellious and evil. But after going to Zone Jail, he met Fiona the fox. After betraying The Destrutix one he escaped, he spent many years becoming a better person. Nowadays, he spends his time looking over Moebius, and traveling the world. He likes to meet new people, and discover new things about the world he once endangered.

Gender:Male

Height / Weight:3'3"

Body Type:Average

Species:Hedgehog

Birthday:June 23rd

Age:27

Sexual Orientation:Bisexual (Female Lean)

Pronouns:He/Him

Siblings:Charlotte The Hedgehog (Sister, Anti Sonia.) Vandal The Hedgehog (Brother, Anti Manic.)

Family:Jules The Hedgehog (Father, Anti Jules) Queen Athena (Mother, Anti Queen Aleena)

Partner:Medusa The Wolf (Current Wife) Fiona The Fox (Ex Wife, Dead).

Best Friends:Sanctum The Hedgehog (Anti Shadow), Steel The Hedgehog (Anti Silver).

Favorite Food:Chili Dogs

Favorite Color:Black

Alignment:Good (Redeemed Villain)

Powers:Super Speed

Voice Claim:Demien Lavey (Monster Prom)

~Likes~

Himself

Chili Dogs

Exploring

Running Fast

Meeting Others

~Dislikes~

His Past

His Father

Dark/Tight Rooms/Cages

Water (Still can't swim, he's a Sonic after all)

Hot Weather

Note About Them:He acts a bit more mature than my AU version of Sonic, due to changing his bad ways.

[g00burr]

Saying you should buy AAA games to support the devs is like saying you should buy clothes from companies that use child labor to support the kids

[thetiredartist101]

[SWAP LUNAR NEW REF + SMALL RANT!]

Simplified:

- I got scammed

- Making a new reference sheet for Swap!Lunar

- Looking for a modeler (NOT A RESKIN.)

- Very burnt out and tired, plus money is low :’) and anxiety is high

- Oh god I’m abouta be an adult in one more birthday-

Making a new reference image of Swap Lunar for the new year and since my art has changed a lot.

I also was scammed recently to so I am very angry and low on money :’] so I am debating to save up

or look for a person to commission or try modeling.

The only few problems is I struggle a lot with trying to model and burnt out to figure out how to!

Plus! I am very awkward to ask for commissions so I am just sitting here waiting until a modeler come to me

or I just find one- especially because I am also very anti social and not yet of age (being a young adult!)

Anywho! I just wanted to write down some plans and what has been happening behind the scenes-

Things I forgot to say

+ I will be slowing down on videos

+ Might try working or projects I’ve been delaying in the past

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

+ I needa make a new reference sheet for the others

(Swap Eclipse and Lunar Show + Goob’s Toy Box + ETC)

+ Might drop out fandoms or projects, ofc I’ve spoken about this before

but I am still thinking about it especially because of the drama within the fandom/community

or lack of interest

Anyways I’ma go sleep I suppose- Goodnight or Morning whoever ya’ll see this!!