#ant i know this was you

[graydagay]

"Honey I'm home" the Onceler called, skipping through the door and chucking his keys on the side table. "Hello my darling" a tired gravelly voice rang through the halls.

Onceler wandered into the lounge, dropping his bag and greeting his husband with a sweet kiss on the forehead. He walked into the kitchen, wafts of cookies and cake filling the air.

Grinch's soft arms wrapped around Onceler as he slumped his head to rest on Onceler's shoulder, "Darling I made some snacks for tonight, so join me on the sofa when you're ready, mkay?" "Sure angel", he replied "Happy anniversary".

Slipping into his pajamas and grabbing a small box Onceler made his way into the living room and sat happily on the loveseat curled up against the Grinch.

"Okay what movie are we choosing", Grinch asked jokingly as he knew they had picked the same one for a decade straight. "I think we choose..." Onceler started "that one" he finished, inevitably pointing at their usual film of choice. "Lovely decision".

The movie was amazing as ever. And even though they each knew every line word for word, they enjoyed it nonetheless. Mostly because of eachothers company, but the tiniest bit because of that one word near the end that Grinch couldn't pronounce to save his life. Onceler thinks it's adorable -but hasn't mentioned that since the second time they watched the movie, for fear of another pink-frosted cupcake to the face.

"That was nice", the Onceler said excitedly "but now I have a little surprise for you". He reached for the little box that had been practically burning a hole in his pocket since he got home.

Passing the box to Grinch and jittering with excitement he motioned for him to open it. Grinch open it. It was a teeny brown orb. "It's a seed", Onceler burst out, "and I know it might not be your kind of thing but Grinchy I made a seed. I can bring trees back," he paused "and I want you to plant it."

Grinch was of course speechless, I mean his brilliant botanist husband had found a way to fix the world. And he had gifted him the key.

"Wow. I- I mean this is amazing Oncie" he managed to get out, "I want to plant it right now." "Grinchy darling it's practically midnight" "So by the morning we might have a sprout."

Onceler followed Grinch out with a flashlight, careful not to slip on the muddy hill. "Okay I found the perfect spot," Grinch announced. He had picked a plot of loose turned up dirt, near the side of the front porch. In the line of flashlight- light he used his fingers to dig a small hole in the dirt, placing the sphere and brushing the displaced ground back again.

Handing Grinch the watering can, he momentarily drifted the flashlight while admiring Grinch's round ass. Brought back by a gruff scoff he redirected the beam of light so Grinch could finish planting the first of the new trees.

@sneetsnartusonuvabitch out of all the ways you could have showed or sent me this this is how I get it

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I know those eyes.

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[knifeforkspooncup]

The real reason Crowley gets in a twist about the capital letter Clue is because Aziraphale once spent an entire decade in Sherlock Holmes cosplay and Crowley would rather kiss Ligur's head-chameleon with tongue than go through that again.

Bonus: Crowley thinks he's starting to understand the appeal of detective work.

Idk guys. Aziraphale really took control on this one.

[mari-lair]

getting to know you

[cable-salamdr]

Their album drops next week y’all better be ready to hear the bangers of these four mentally ill and traumatised teenagers (Click for better quality because tumblr hates me)

Individual shots (click for details? Idk):

[pluviatrix]

inquisitor rowan lavellan i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend and your girlfriend and your other girlfriend and your other boyfriend and your bestie and your other bestie and your weirdly homoerotic chess partnership and your drinking buddy and your weird fucking dad and your albatross im so serious

i played dragon age. scenery plus my inky, shithead extraordinaire.

[buckevantommy]

i'm so glad they brought back tommy for buck. they could've brought back eli. they could've brought back the openly gay firefighter. they could've introduced someone new. but instead they brought back tommy: the guy who was stuck in the old boys' club, as well as figuring himself out around the same age as buck. the guy who wasn't warm or welcoming to chim or hen when they first arrived but who clearly struggled with doing so, and then who came to appreciate them and have their backs and enjoy their friendship. the guy who was there to see how bobby made a real difference to the 118, made it like a family before he left. the guy who was there for bobby's introduction of 'family dinners'. the guy who left the 118 so that buck could take his place there. the guy with the tk initials. the guy who shares a name with 2 other poignant tommys in the narrative for buck. the guy who chim called not once but twice for help and he answered. the guy who was saved by chimney and who will (hopefully) get to return the favour. the guy who made such pivitol personal growth in his time at the 118 thanks to chim and hen and bobby. they brought back the guy who proves that it's never too late to change, to grow, to be open and soft and caring. that it's never too late to learn about yourself, to figure out who you are as well as the person you want to be. that it's never too late to become a better version of yourself.

[egophiliac]

So part four of book 7 is coming out soon in English, and I'm really excited because that means I can finally go read your comics about it! It's one of my favorite parts of getting new parts of the game because Then I don't have to worry about spoilers lol

YESSSSSS sink further into episode 7 hell with me! I have saved you a seat right over here and have all the reactions lined up and waiting for you. >:D

also, I swear I mean this in a good way, for some reason this is exactly what popped into my head

I live but to serve 🤵

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

Nobody: Anthony Bridgerton: MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE! MY VISCOUNTESS! MOTHER OF MY CHILD! THE ONLY WOMAN EVER !!!!!

[antarctite]

so many perisex trans people will ask “why not just say youre transfem?” to afab transfems (and of course amab transmascs are always left out) and ill give you exactly why, as someone who is intersex and looking at this from outside the cis and trans dichotomy (i am neither.) perisex trans people often view all trans experiences as perisex ones. you do not see us, you do not consider us, and you speak over us. so when someone talks about their transfem experience, and it doesnt align with yours because of their agab, they have to refer to themself as an “afab transfem.” its a caveat, a disclaimer. and this doesnt just stop at afabs who are transfem, no, intersex amab transfems are “lucky” if they were “given” (forced) hrt, “blessed” if they have a uterus or a vagina or any other thing you view as Trve Wymyn traits. you have to unpack why you tie trans experiences to “biological sex.”

[aseuki]

YOURE this comets defense system? What makes you so important. You look like just another Astral to me. - Dawn

The comet awaits. A challenge has been issued. Beware the star's eternal...

@kirbyoctournament

[graydagay]

Assign everyone in ur group a sex toy thatd theyd be if they were a sex toy

Anthony: A strap/ stronic surf pulsator @sneetsnartusonuvabitch

Avery: Rose toy/ the Kitty Cat Kegel Vibrator @thegendertheif

Smithy: the womaniser next @uncle0smithy

Alore: the magic rechargeable wand thing @alorethehaoticone

Nick: dildo/ bullet

Holly: P spot vibe

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Valentine's Day! (and this blog's first post anniversary!)

[burdock-root]

John gets dragged for looking smelly and greasy, but he’s the only one of these mfers i see wash themselves

[linktoo-doodles]

Las nevadas concepts

[infinibeep]

it has been a while.. take these..