#anon confession game

[benkeibear]

you seem like you have life at the balls and are adulting so well

I fear that it only looks like that 😭 reality is that life is kicking me into my very big fat balls but as I like to say: fuck it, possum orb!

[dickarchivist]

I'll say this with my full chest, too, but the post said Anon... -

I've thought you deserve the fluffiest of blankets, a bucket of your favorite snacks and sweets, a job that you love AND that pays the bills, and all my (platonic) love and affection.

Another???? Thank you, I am honored, and sorry

[mintedwitcher]

For the confession on anon thing: I first thought that your profile pic was Renfri instead of Gwaine, because they're so small when they're above posts and you have 'witcher' in your name.

That's definitely a first lol

My icon used to be a crop of Jaskier, but then @clementinecrane and I watched Merlin together and we both changed our icons to matching Gwaine ones ❤️

Someday I might change my url again but not any time soon.

[yanderemommabean]

Yandere ceos reaction to reader being a Luigi fan?

He gets it. His whole company's goal is to make people smile and be happy weather they wanna be or not, so, he knows only psycho assholes get to the top. He's on more than just one persons hit list, and is used to being a target of the people who are aware.

Will he let you kill him? No. Does he understand why you'd want to? Yes.

-Mommabean

[mohntilyet]

i’m having illario dellamorte thoughts. what if instead of knowingly betraying lucanis he did it like, unknowingly. idk how this would work but i’m intrigued by what it gives us. illario ‘i accidentally caused my cousin’s death & can never tell anyone’ dellamorte. genuinely grieving. blaming himself. does he take advantage of the year before lucanis comes back?? does caterina still ignore him the whole time?? how different is the canon plotline once rook shows up with lucanis post-rescue…..

anyways i would love your thoughts!!

95% of what i do with illario operates on the idea that he is frighteningly competent so you can see why the way the crows plotline plays out in the game might frustrate me. it’s also this reason why i don’t actually think too much about “illario got lucanis killed, but didn’t mean to do it”, because i like the idea that everything illario does in his life is planned to the second and that he’s too well trained to mess up this badly, if that makes sense. with that being said. 5% of my brain power does sometimes go towards “and what if he just sucked actually” and it was a theory i enjoyed before the game even released. so i have in fact been thinking about this anyway LOL . maybe he tries to honeypot zara, accidentally actually reveals lucanis’ next assassination job, and zara gets rid of him as a ‘gift’. illario is horrified and that gets even worse when lucanis’ body shows up, and he assumes this must be because he spurned zara by leaving her and not having the guts to seize power.

i think we could make his inferiority complex worse. illario’s worst fear confirmed: he is as worthless as his grandmother believes he is, botching something so badly that he accidentally sentences his cousin to death when what he wanted was lucanis just… out of the way for a bit (maybe while he kills caterina. LOL. i still think his resentment of caterina trumps his jealousy for lucanis though those two things are very intertwined its hard for him to differentiate them). so incapable that he got the only person who actually supports him killed, and now he’s dreading the idea of becoming first talon. he doesn’t want first talon without lucanis backing him, and now the only person left is caterina which is suffocating and makes him even unhappier. at least he hadn’t lived through her alone, and now through consequences of his own decisions, illario has no choice but to.

i think that would affect his plans for talon because of how horribly he’d fucked up, and tries to mask it because if he suddenly actually doesn’t want to be talon that would be a red flag for everyone. lucanis coming back would delight him (talon is within his sights again if lucanis comes back!) and freak him out. i think the plotline would actually be pretty similar because of this freak out, so he still shows up to zara’s fight to cover his tracks. lucanis can never know, caterina can never know, because what little faith they have in him will be lost. like he committed fratricide and didn’t even MEAN to😭 ...corpse whispering still happens, and zara is like “ohhh that coward. he can never finish what he started, can he?” + “elaborate.” + “i gave him what he most wanted in the world and instead of being grateful, he ran away.” so lucanis finds out about what happened but feels a mix of “illario, you idiot” + pity because turns out he didn’t even mean for it to happen, and keeps his secret for now, otherwise he’d probably have to kill him.

i also think not meaning to kill lucanis would sour his feelings towards the venatori, who are a reminder of how badly he failed, so the alliance wouldn’t happen. this does mean if the story goes on as it does in canon, he has to take desperate measures another way and kidnap caterina for some other reason but i can’t think of why….. maybe a thing where illario is like “ok. lucanis is distracted by the elven gods. this time i just have to kill nonna for real and then nothing is in my way” and recruits disgraced houses or houses that don’t like caterina to do so? not sure tbh but i don’t believe caterina made it so far without making enemies lol. this would happen post bloodbath + corpse whispering— lucanis leaves his cousin unchecked because while he knows illario didn’t mean for him to die, he has no idea how far he would go to have caterina dead. teia could find out about this and send word to foil the kidnapping and assassination attempt

so ‘murder of crows’ is still about saving caterina, the illario-lucanis fight still happens, but it’s a little more hesitant and lots of “why won’t you just let me kill her? i’m doing this for the both of us”. he’s had to live with being the un-favorite, but never would have thought lucanis would actually pick caterina if it came down to it. with all of his missteps here, i think the final decision (and i think it should be like this in canon anyway) would be to imprison illario or kill him. imprisoning him is just a lot of “i can’t kill illario as much as he couldn’t kill me”, vs killing him as is expected from him as talon, and what he knew he would have to do after finding out about illario's failures. unlike canon, where illario is actually meaning to kill him and can be seen as a 'good crow' despite the sloppiness, here he's like. just bad at everything. the allied traitor houses that went against caterina would also have to be imprisoned or killed. no happy ending at all here, and lucanis still becomes first talon. now that i’ve written it out this is actually probably the worst ending LOL

the above sticks a lot to what is canon to the game (plot points, choices, etc) and i didn’t go very far away from it so it's like canon 3 inches to the left. tho my thoughts on this are not fleshed out* because i think illario works better as an antagonist character that sets things in motion !! not necessarily the villain in a cain-abel story, but a character who opposes lucanis while still not wanting to hurt him. that kind of discipline where he finds a way to get what he wants (first talon) without compromising what he also cares for (family) is so much more fun for me than a man who apparently just loses it and decides to enact a bad plan to get rid of his cousin. if he waited 20+ years to become talon i think he’d be more careful when it came down to it. if i had my way illario would be playing insane 5d chess to rival solas (insert black sails “i once thought that to lead, to be liked was just as good as feared. and that may very well be true. but to be both liked and feared all at once, is an entirely different state of being.”)

[thsc-confessions]

"do you think that henry would be a gacha game player" submitted by anon

[exyconfessions]

Not to start drama because I know everyone thinks she's the "good one" out of the foxes, but I swear "Renee" is from my hometown and she was kind of known for hanging around with the wrongs types of people if you catch my drift. Renee isn't her real name and it's a widely known rumor that she actually killed a guy a long time ago. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but I've never seen anyone talking about it soo.....

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[peachdues]

i followed you the day after you posted chapter one of netherwood. i now keep notifications on because your feral posts always make me giggle

^^ that this is 90% of my content on here and y’all still follow me is a miracle in itself. Thank you, my love!

anonymously tell me why you follow me!

[frameconfessions]

I need to shove my gock into Aoi like she shoved those big metal pipes back into the reactor.

[storyteller-confessions]

Confession from anonymous

[benkeibear]

You're actually one of the sweetest users I've had the pleasure of following and interacting with on here 🥰

This means so so much to me, thank you🥺🥺 I may not know who you are but I'll smooch your forehead gently🫶

[dickarchivist]

Well and truly tempted to iut myself, but it said anon 😭

Anywho! Archie - you absolute magician of word and wonder and emotions - I, absolutely, ADORE everything that i've read in which you have written! You're a wonder of words! Reading Grave Squad fics, and seeinf that you mostly write for them, made me feel like there was hope that I could write for my boys, too (alas, I have been mentally exhausted all year a far!), and Ghost has always owned my heart since the first fic I read for him 💞

(It's me. It's Kim. I cannot not say who I am 😭😅🫣)

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It also speaks to how distinct and recognizable your writing style is that I was able to figure out this was you before I even read your name!! I love that about your writing ♡♡♡♡

[thehauntingshadows-if]

I want to know everything about MC and Loren😍😍😍 how did they meet? Who confessed first? How long have they been together? and most importantly, we can assure them that they are our one and only👀👀???

god i could talk about mc and loren FOREVER. i love them so much:3

how did they meet?

Loren moved from London to New Orleans with their family when they were around 5 and became friends with Anika and Mc very quickly.

who confessed first?

I've always imagined Loren to have confessed their feelings first (I've even got an idea of how it happened:3).

how long have they been together?

I'd say they've been together for about 3 years. Loren did leave New Orleans to move back to London when they were 17, but they were very passionate about not letting the distance end their relationship with Mc

can we assure them that they are our one and only?

absolutely! you'll get options to be less than enthusiastic about the relationship, but you'll also get the options to be just as in love with them as they are with mc<3 (is this a good time to mention that loren also gets the first nsfw scene in the game:3)

[paint-it-dead]

comrade have u ever thot abt What an interaction between griffith and gambino would look like. under any magical circumstance or au just the image of the two of them trying to have a conversation or accidentally pulling into the same parking spot and invariably being introduced by guts at a buc-ees or some other completely average tuesday evening thing.. the two arguably most impactful characters for guts and the tallest looming shadows to guts' arc up to present time meeting through some freak accident and the profound and earth-shattering mundaneity their meeting ends up having. gambino instantly hating and honestly probably being unpleasantly attracted to griffith's stupid ass. guts having 10 different mental breakdowns watching the guy who created gravity and the guy who hung up the sun in guts' worldview meeting and griffith who just,, already wrote off This Random skinny drunkard with a dog and a bad leg somewhere in the neat filing cabinet in his mind of things he does not give a shit about as soon as he entered his peripheral vision. i feel like it would be interesting to see griffith sort of be introduced to the concept that somebody so important and steadfast as guts is in his mind could be so affected by a person griffith wouldn't usually consider capable of any noteworthy damage to him and anybody under his wing by extension. and for guts who up until golden age and beyond still navigated the world and his relationships as an ineffectual unworthy kid, with a big sword where any acknowledgment or affection comes from an angry man you're fighting an uphill battle against Suddenly being thrust into a completely different perspective where, yes, he is a 20-something man this time with a friend who loves him, talking to this old scrawny man he hasn't seen in like ten years. would it be painful or comforting seeing somebody who caused so much damage in your formative years turn out to be absolutely nothing next to the person who freely acknowledges you and who you're equals with now. would it be insane to have come so far running from the whole ass monster from your youth to come back now and see him as this bitter and dreadful but overall average person while you yourself are now complicated and capable of causng your own damage to people weaker than you. that's the monster and that's the love of ur life who trusts you to defend him from exactly that on the battlefield. that's gambino and your friend griffith who still laughs freely like a kid. that's commander griffith and a weak old soldier he's talking to. that's old gambino, your foster father, and that's your first best friend. thats nobody and that's the guy who sees you. wouldnt that be fucked up. wouldnt that be insane.

ANYWAY sorry for yapping a lot op, and i hope you manage to be ok and stay safe despite the results of the election in your country (i think that's your country?) i love you

WHY HAVENT I SEEN THIS UNTIL NOW??? WHO ARE YOU??? SHOW YOURSELF!!! SHOW YOURSELF I NEED TO TALK TO YOU I NEED TO TALK TO YOU PLEASE. PLEASE PLEASEE SHOW YOURSELF. SHOW YOURSELF TO ME!!!!!

ok but i read all of that. all of it. what could i possibly add to it you said it all. i had never thought about this. actually now im mad that i didnt think about this.

now i cant help but imagine their first meeting. guts by griffith's side, then this old disabled man appears. to griffith it doesnt register as anybody important, but definitely as someone dangerous. still not worth paying any special attention to anyways. but then he notices guts flinching, face pale, the look in his eyes... griffith has never seen that look in his eyes. for all these years that he has known him, this is the first time griffith looks at him and thinks that guts seems small. so now he looks back at the man and sees that, no, actually, he is more important than he initially thought. this might be the most important man that he has met yet. the truth of his past that guts keeps locked away, hidden from everybody, from griffith, from himself, maybe this man is the key to uncovering that. so griffith smiles, beckons him closer, greets him like an old friend and guts is just frozen in place the entire time. gambino recognises the white hawk, would do anything to get into his good graces, tries to appease him but ends up making a remark that feels crude to griffith and like a backslap to guts. and right then and there its decided: Griffith is going to destroy this man.

by the way i aint american😭😭 just live a country that is very heavily influenced by american politics (like most of the world🙄)

[thsc-confessions]

"one person i know has countless AUs and friends who always draw those AUs that I have lost count. I'm desperate to socialize with everyone there more but when I'm stuck in school in the summer i just cant. I want to be cool too." submitted by anon

[exyconfessions]

what the fuck is up with neil josten?

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