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Hi!! Can you post a tutorial for those jersey origamis that u did đâ€ïž
Hi nonnieđ of course I can!âșïž
So here is the TikTok which showed me how to do it but it was a lil unclear about the exact measurements and you can see that some of the jerseys are not as symmetrical as the others. Of course Iâm a perfectionist and I measure everything to the millimeter so here are the pictures of each step but with exact measurements that I edited in:
If youâre struggling to fold the paper, you can use a rulerđ
These are the ones I made:
Have fun babeđ«¶
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the way you wrote simon âmy cock is too big it wonât fitâ riley was jaw dropping, eye-rolling, and heavenly!!!
Iâm imagining Simon who finally puts it in and is even more desperate than reader (cue male whimpering audio)
awww thank u so much!! i had such intense need that i bonked my head n went, âyup. this is the horny thought for the dayâ <333
oh but he was always soooooo desperate, even more so than the reader!! especially before they finally fucked!!!
thinking about the way he fucks his fist every night after your date ends :((
while you were at your home, stuffing your hole with your fingers (and toys, reallyâyour eyes having devoured the chub underneath simonâs pants every time you two would sit close together, snuggled as you watched a movie, before rushing home and putting in on an order for toys because god do you need one. or fourâŠ), simon was locked in his room, messily fisting his cock.
there is too much lube, and it is staining his boxers and his pants because he was too horny to even strip properly. he bites down his moans, hesitant to let them out even when he is alone at his safe house, his eyes pressed close as he imagines the way he'll take you: on your knees while he pinches your nipples, flicking the buds with the blunt ends of his nails, or on your back with your legs folded to your chest because there is no way in hell that simon's not going to breed you.
it's that thought that always makes him cum, rumbled groans pouring out like rippling water.
âjesus,â he murmurs as he stares at his cum-stained palm, mind running at the way you clenched-and-unclenched your legs during dinnerâsomething, he notes, was happening more often. âthis is torture.â
(simon has always known how you look good in your own desperation, ragged in the way you stare up at him with furrowed eyes and lips jutted into a pout, but there was something different then. it was charged. primal. and simon realized how the ache must have peaked for you.
good, simon thought. i need you just as much.)
he slid two fingers in your twitching hole, relishing in your stuttered moans at the ease of their plunge. the wet squelch made his cock jump, thumping against his thigh, but he wasnât done.
it wasnât enough.
(simon has had countless partners before you, just like you had others before him.
you told him of the dissatisfaction, how cocks only ever breached your walls for the pleasure of the body it was attached to and never for your own. you told him of your elation that bubbled into sputtering disappointment because they never knew how to coax an orgasm from you with just their cock. you told him of the accidental orgasms, those that they cannot recreate because it wasnât intended. sure, you told him of their wonderful fingers or mouths, of their robust laps you were grinding on during those days when sex is more foreplay than the penetration, but it wasnât what you ached for.
you told him all of this, in return, simon told you the others who could never really fit him. the others who tried but they were never really interested in the preparation. the others who could only take half of his length, hissing when an inch slides in even when it shouldnât.
âimpatient,â simon murmured when you asked why his ex-partners couldnât fit him.
âand they donât have thatâŠâ he trailed off, tongue heavy in his mouth.
âthey donât have what?â you prodded, blinking at him all so darlingly, your blood buzzed with alcohol.
âthey donât have that masochistic streak,â simon replied, voice gentle. testing.
your only reaction was a quiet gasp, heavy eyes widening a fraction as the words settled in. he watched as you began fidgeting, throat bobbing at your dry swallow.
that was all simon needed to know you are made for himâsoul and body.)
the moment your greedy hole managed to gobble all of his four fingers was when simon knew you were ready. he flicked his eyes away from your dripping slit and watched as you laid on the bed twitching, your eyes red from your tears, your skin dotted with sweat.
you looked like a beautiful, hot mess and simon was ready to engulf you whole.
simon slots himself between your legs, fist warm around his flushed cock. your glazed eyes focus on him, watching with open-mouthed gasps, and simon coos, unable to stop himself.
âready fâr me, pup?â he asks, tapping the head of his cock against your sensitive sex.
it makes you keen, hips squirming, mussing up the already soiled sheets. simon chuckles, heat filling his cheeks, and taps it once, twice, three more times before finally lining the leaking head of his cock against your twitching hole.
the slow press in makes you two moan, bodies locking at the explosion of ecstasy that fills up your senses. overwhelming pleasure quickly razes through him, overtaking his sanity as the wet squeeze of your walls grips him deliciously.
he buckles, muscles liquifying, and the dizzying euphoria makes him stumble. he slips, his cock sliding in deeper, breaching furtherâ
simon whimpers, unable to stop himself as unadulterated bliss grips him. he couldnât help it: he sinks all of himself in you, your walls not even protesting as they swallowed him in, hungry in the way you are all filled up by him.
âsi-!â he hears your delirious squeal, the rumble of your voice scratching into a ragged echo, and simonâ
simon gurgles a response.
his mind has been zapped by the peaking high, rendering him unable to string coherent thoughts as all of his synapses sing nothing but the enveloping pleasure, running him on overdrive.
simon feels like he is being devoured. like he is stripped into nothing but his sensitive spots.
ât-too good,â he mewls. âpup, sâtoo goodââ
#anon#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley smut#simon and his big dick galore đ„°#ask#suns#I YELLED OMG SORRY THIS IS FILTHY
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If you're up for it could you explain what is making the Germany government stuff so funny? I can find news articles about it (a coalition is dissolving? There's been tension for a while?) but they're all fairly serious. Thx!
ohhh, sure thing! i'll do my best!
i'll say upfront: this is a pretty serious thing to happen. our chancellor fired our minister of finance, Lindner, which definitively breaks up the governing coalition. germany will likely have snap elections at a moment in which far-right parties are polling extremely well. if news coverage about it seems like people are Worried, that's because, well, they are.
however. the reason it's funny is because our minister of finance was fired. ministers aren't really... ever fired. like, it's not a done thing. i'll fully admit i didn't even know it was an option until yesterday. and our minister of finance wasn't just anyone, he was one of the most mocked and hated figures in politics to germans who vote anywhere left of center.
the coalition that governed until yesterday was made up of the green party, the social democrats, and the neoliberal party (FDP). the FDP is infamous (and i mean, my parents already raised me to hate them for that) for playing kingmaker in coalition governments: they never get all that many votes, but they get just enough that whoever they agree to form a government with will probably succeed. they then tend to force extreme concessions from their coalition partners, because hey, if we walk off, you can't govern at all! so you better play along!
for the past three years, this behaviour has been extremely frustrating for germans who voted for greens or social democrats, because policy from their faction was constantly being blocked by the FDP and often by Lindner personally. the FDP received 11,5% of votes in 2021, but to many of us, it felt as if they were the only party who really had any say in the governing coalition. it made the green and social democratic coalition partners look spineless and passive.
and now, i invite you to imagine how on the day of the US election results, the day the whole world rolled their eyes at the sheer fucking stupidity and pointlessness of it all, at NINE IN THE EVENING, just as germans are getting ready to settle in to bed to dream of nightmare global politics -
the news suddenly breaks that our notoriously invisible chancellor just decided to fire Lindner for that exact behaviour. this chancellor comes out and says, on camera, to the entire sleepy nation, that acting the way Lindner did - blocking necessary policies, refusing to approve budgets unless his party's interests were met - was childish, selfish, irresponsible, and unfit for government, so, whoops, he had to go. shame. coalition over, i guess.
so, politically, that was a long-needed but never-expected moment of triumph for those of us who think the FDP is a clown show made up of human TESLA shares, and it came at a hysterically funny moment.
on a personal level, i can barely explain how uniquely hateable Lindner has always been. he's what would happen if a stock index graph came to life. he hates poor people with a relish; he mocks welfare recipients and would ax minimum wages in a second. he's everyone's business major roommate who shows up in boat shoes fresh off a yacht to discuss NFTs with you. throughout the entire time that he's used his rich boy policy blackmail strategy, he's been smug about it, and he was never taken to task for it, and millions of germans have been longing to throw rotten fruit in his face since 2017. and now we finally get to do it. via memes. on the day of trump's election win.
so that's why it's funny.
#like the cocktail of emotions that Hit last night is utterly indescribable#our chancellor is FAMOUS for not speaking. like that's his whole thing. i've heard him say words maybe twice before#and suddenly there he is. bald. hamburgian. fresh from what must have been the most horrific 15 hour workday of his life.#and just comes out and tells the most annoying bug of a human being in his coalition to fuck off. dare we say iconic#but yeah on the whole things are looking pretty bad đ„° i'm just a hater so this is great for me#hope this makes sense anon! sorry it's a lot of words!#asks#anon#germany#politics#< for blacklisting purposes lmao
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congrats on baby #2!đ„°đ part 2 to this post bc seb is a smug ass bitch when it comes to getting clora pregnant. and ty @rednite-dork for sending me the original pic ages ago LMFAO... i knew as soon as i saw it that i had to redraw it eventually đŒ
#anne 1000% took the picture LMFAO......lewis-induced vomiting#i wanted to have the design of their kids out before drawing this since seb has to be holding their firstborn....widdle chubby ceweste#choccyart#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian sallow x mc#clora clemons#hogwarts legacy#also ive started on the seb and clora as curse breakers oneshotđ„°im still only on the outline and still ironing things out but#im excited to start writing it hehe......protective adult seb does stuff to me....đ§ââïžđ§ââïžđ§ââïž#the premise is them investigating a town that has a bunch of strange occurrences going on that might be bc of a cursed object#AND THATS ALL ILL SAY..............clora living her sherlock life fr#OMG WAIT thats actually a cute idea LMFAO i should legit have clora try to channel sherlock when shes investigating BAHAHAđđ#if anyone has any ideas/things theyd wanna see abt them as adults on the job lmk send me an ask/anon or reply im open to suggestions#the oneshot is gonna be pretty lighthearted and slice of life so#tho there IS a smut scene at like the very beginning that i wasnt planning on BAHAHA but thats just what happens when u write seb...đźâđš
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i NEED to hear your thoughts on reader's arguments with boxer!carmy. what's their first argument about? who usually caves first?
you, anon, are a hero and a scholar and are about to receive the greatest blurb in the history of the the tumblr industry (pls someone understand this reference đđ)
BUT IT ALL SERIOUSNESS, this is fucking gold; i love you for sending this.
tw!! ooooohh they get into it yall. carmen being a man (ik, iâm sorry). some suggestive content. happy ending.
bf boxer!carmy and reader fighting!!
concept 1. concept 2. bf boxer!carmy hcs.
ok, so, me thinks bf boxer!carmy and his pretty broad actually argue a lot. so often it teeters just on the edge of being unhealthy. but, they also know each other and realize theyâre two petty asf ppl (đđ). so, even though they argue often, itâs usually over stupid shit, or their little fears (like who was supposed to wash the dishes that night, or how carmyâs profession holds a great deal of power over his life, enough to take it awayâ
she tries hard not to think about it too much; that argument is a losing game).
if carmyâs being frank, itâs half the reason heâs so fucking obsessed in love with her. sheâs feistyâsheâs trouble, and carmyâs never been good at staying out of it, even before he was the one starting the fights.
howeverâŠ
when they fightâoh boy! do they fight.
iâd like to think bf boxer!carmy has a hugeeeee jealousy problem (lil insecure loser âčïžđ«¶đœ), and so thatâs usually how their more heated fights begin.
i think their very first BIG fight has to do with a mix of his jealousy issue and the nature of how their relationship came to be.
allow me to set the scene:
so carmy wins the fight against timmy boy (surprise??) and starts talking to his pretty broad, finds out her and timmy arenât exclusive, just messing around, and takes the green light.
a few weeks go by and everything is going smoothlyâyou know, the usual, extravagant dates and expensive gifts, lots of pampering and affection from both ends; the rose-hued, honeymoon stageâand carmy invites her as his plus one to some big party/event for his job.
he knocks on the front door of her apartment at 7:15 pm on the dot with a stunning bouquetâbabyâs breath and lilies and anemonesâof flowers in his right hand. heâs dressed to the nines; a fitted black tuxâdouble breasted, with peak lapels, and slightly high-waisted trousersâand a brown dress-shirt, first thee to four buttons undone (whore đ„ž) with a black chiffon, nearly iridescent slip over it that makes that same brown look an earthy, rich green at a swift glance. one gold bracelet, one gold ring for each hand (middle and pinky fingers), his unnecessarily attractive little gold hoop earrings, and a simple gold crucifix hanginâ âround his neck.
he raps his busted knuckles against the door with his left hand, and then patiently leans against the frame and awaits the telltale sign of her heels against the hardwood floors.
he counts to seventeen before her front door is swinging open.
the first thing he notices is that smile (that smile, the one she only ever gives to himânot eddie (god forbid), or nacho, or benny, or fucking timmyâjust him). pearly whites, with bow and cherry gems (i loveeee teeth gems if my pfp didnât make that clear), on display, framed by those plump, painted lipsâbrown liner, blackberry pink lipstick, and a nice, shiny glossâthat never seem to leave his head; burned into his memory, melded to his mind.
his eyes drop to the baby pink toes heâs become far too fond of, the white strap and silver chain of her dior heels placed prettily over top. flits his appraising gaze up to her ankles, the left one wrapped in the anklet he gifted her on their fourth date, a (boxing) glove charm hanging from the gold link. upâup, up, upâthey go, trailing the soft ruffles and tedious buttons lining her long sleeve knit dress, hem hitting just at her shin, tight fittingâcinched to her figureâwith a swoop neckline that shows off just the right amount of cleavage.
he stops when his eyes find hers again, brown sugar and saccharine.
he pushes off the door frame and steps through, âtil theyâre standing toe to toe and her head is awkwardly bent backward so she can keep eye contact.
âhi, bear,â she chirps, soft and taunting. grins at him while her jewel adorned hands slide up the smooth lapels of his tux.
the left corner of his mouth kicks up into a smirk as he snakes his left arm around her waist, dragging her closer.
his head spins with the scent of cinnamon and evergreen, and he wants to nuzzle in her neck because of it.
âhey, cub,â he rumbles back, and neither of them acknowledge the way she practically melts into her, she just curls her fingers into his lapels, and he tightens his hold on her waist.
she looks at the flowers in his right hand, âthose for me?â
carmy turns his head to look at the flowers, lifts his hand with a noisy crinkle to present âem to her.
still, he shakes his head, puts on his best poker face and huffs, ânah, iâm taking that real pretty broad down the hall on a date tonight. just dropping in to say âhiâ.â
her grin drops, face flat, eyes narrowed.
she unfurls her fists from his jacket, starts pushing him away, out from where he came.
âwell, since weâve finished swapping pleasantriesââ
this time when he huffs, heâs huffing out a laugh, âiâm kidding. hey, baby, iâm kidding. swear.â he drops the flowers (unimportant; he can get more if she really wants them) to the ground at the side of their feet and wraps his other arm around her waist, crowding her space, barely giving her room to breathe, let alone slip from his grasp.
she wriggles in his hold, still shoving uselessly at his firm chest. âcarmen, let goââ
and, well heâs definitely in trouble, but thereâs not much to be done about that now, is there?
he takes both her tiny, pounding fists and locks them behind her back in one fell swoop ânever. now look at me.â
she looks into the hallway, just over his shoulder, to piss him off.
his eye threatens to twitch.
âlook at me, cub. donât make me say it again.â
she rolls her brown sugar eyes, but does thereafter shift her gaze to look at him. raises an impatient brow.
âiâm sorry for saying that. it was a shitty jokeââ
âit wasnât fucking funny, carm.â
he grunts, âall right. wasnât funny, iâm sorry, baby.â
she continues to glare at him for another 30 to 45 seconds, but then her shoulders are slumping and her face is scrunching in that cute little pout and sheâs whining like a sweet little baby.
âwasnât funny, bear,â she grumbles, and carmy snickers.
âyâalready said that; gimme a kiss.â
she shakes her head, fussy, and now itâs carmyâs turn to raise an impatient brow.
âwhat was that? speak up, baby.â
âno,â she groans, stomping her foot, trying to free her hands from behind her back, but thereâs no way sheâs getting out now, not if she wants to act like a brat.
âtry again.â
ânââ
he yanks her into his chest, âtry the fuck again.â
but when has she ever just willingly rolled over?
âlet me go, carmen.â
âgive me a fucking kiss, cub.â
â
they show up to carmyâs work gathering an hour and a half late, but whoâs fucking fault is that (this, too, is a losing game)?
when they step into the venue together, all eyes immediately fall on them. how could they not?
carmen âcarmyâ berzatto, the bear, and his new girl.
timothy âtimmyâ graysonâs ex girl.
they donât let it phase them, the side eye and poorly disguised whispering, just find their way to their way to the open bar and mingle with their inner circle.
the night quickly descends from business to casual, but that could just be because they were so late. as the older patrons slip out, the inconsequential jazz humming in the background is shut off, and then the ceiling is shaking with the bass of keep it g by asap rocky.
somehow, carmyâs on his second glass of bourbon and his girl just finished her third glass of wine and theyâreâŠtipsy.
itâs not even like the song playing is inherently sexual, at all, really, but carmyâs lips are trailing over the back of her neck, uncoordinatedâmessyâand his fingers are digging into her hips because the way sheâs fucking grinding on him should not be legal.
âgod, cub,â he grunts in her ear, rolling his hips back into her.
âmhmm,â she moans in the back of her throat, subdued, swallowed down, and places her hands over his that grip at her like a lifeline. she lets her head fall back, settle in the crook of his neck so she can nose at the hinge of his jaw and suck a pretty hickey there, too.
he fully thrusts into her, the bass of the speakers muffling the too audible slap of their bodies connecting.
she squirms and squeaks, âbear!â
he growls, âwhat?â
she giggles in the shell of his ear. âdown, boy. i gotta hit the restroom.â
carmy, very reluctantly, lets her slip from his grasp and venture to find the womanâs room. he nurses on another drinkâwhiskey, this timeâbut paces himself as he waits for his girlâs return.
that is, until he sees his girl in question talking with timothy fucking grayson. then, he downs the rest of his drink like water and calmlyâcalmlyâwalks up to them.
now, if (and this is a very big fucking if) carmen wasnât being a complete a***** ******* ****** ***** *****, then maybe he wouldâve noticed the rather unkempt state of his pretty broad, her soured expression and guarded body language.
he was being a complete redacted though, so he just steps behind her with his chest puffed and his jaw set, just itching for timmy to say something fucking stupid.
and that stupid fucking smirk on his stupid fucking face might scratch that itch just enough to satiate him.
âwhatâre yâdoinâ with my girl, timmy?â
he doesnât register the way she bristles against him at the term.
my girl.
âjust makinâ friendly conversation,â he shrugs, still smirking, and carmy has never wanted his knuckles to split so fucking bad.
âfriendly conversation?â he nearly coos back, the condescending, possessive prick. âwhy donât yâfind someone else to go make friendly conversation with, yeah? fuck off.â
he walks away before timmy boy gets the chance to respond, dragging his girl behind him.
when they make it back to the bar, he finally has the decency to assess his pretty broad. or, hound her, more like.
"what was he sayin' to you? and what the hell were you doin' with him in the fuckin' first place? if he bothers you again you come straight to me, understood?"
he's met with silence.
he frowns, looks down at his girl to find the same expression on her face, and goes to repeat himself. "i said, understâ"
"take me home, carmen."
his frown deepens. he bends in the knee to try and catch her eyes, but she turns her head away as soon as he glimpses her brown sugar irises.
"cubâ"
"take me home, carmen. now."
and they've fought, all right? small tiffs here and there, "pick your fucking shoes up, carmen!", "stop fucking touching shit, carm!", "god, carmen, just leave me alone!" but this is different. deeper.
he's still frowning as he nods, mutters "okay," softly, as to not upset her any further, and places his hand on the small of her back to guide out of the venue doors and out to the valet.
usually, after a date, carmen will pull in to a parking space and get out first to open the passenger door for his girl and walk her up to her apartment, before either getting sent off with a goodnight kiss or getting tugged through her front door to continue where they'd left off.
this time, though, she out the door before the cars even full parked.
carmen rushes to keep up with her takes the stairs to her apartment two at a time.
"cub, wait up!"
she does no such thing.
in fact, she only seems to move faster in lieu of his request (brat).
he nearly misses his window to at least say goodnight to her, with the way she quickly keys into her home and tries to slam the door in his face, but a foot in the frame easily rectifies that.
"hey!" he barks at her, shoving the door open and slamming it shut after him.
"don't slam my damn door, carmen!"
"don't try to slam your damn door in my damn face, then!"
she frustratedly groans, arms flailing in exclamation. he watches her cautiously as she looks frantically for somethingâsomething, anythingâbefore she's bending down to take off her dior heels.
clearly, something has pent upâboiled, festeredâwithin her, because she chucks a shoe at his head (and for someone so unassuming, she has a damn good arm).
he ducks just before it can hit him, instead banging into the wall.
"what the fuâ ow!"
she doesn't miss the second time.
"fuck you, carmen!" she screams at him.
"fuck you! you just threw your fucking shoe at my head! twice!"
"and you fucking deserved it," she cries, taking a step closer to him, pointing an accusatory finger. "you dick!"
"what the fuck did i do?" he shouts back, taking a step forward himself, brows furrowed in frustrated confusion.
"youâ y-youâ"
he takes another step toward her, "huh? i what? spit it the fuck out, baby."
not for the first time, she pouts like a kicked puppy, and her hands brace on his sturdy shoulders, and she pushes at him, angry. but, certainly for the first, carmy actually loses his balance. nearly trips over his feet with the way he stumbles backward.
"ugh, asshole! you made a bet!"
he frowns, bewildered. "what?"
"don't fucking lie to me, carmâ"
"baby, what the fuck are you talking about?"
"stop fucking calling me that!" she screams, "with timothy! you made a bet with him before the fight, a bet on me!"
carmy's mouth hangs open, forming to phantom explanations that all fall too short or get too intimateâpersonal; she doesn't need to know the backstory, the why in his road to success. she can't, not yet. not so soon.
she shoves him again at his lack of response, and, for the second time, carmy stumbles back.
"fuck you, carmy!" she screams, eyes brimming andâ fuck, she was not supposed to find out this way (well, ever, really, but surely not in this way). he racks his brain for sufficient a justification.
"fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! is that how you fucking see me? i'm just another belt you meatheads pass around and compete for? fucking kill yourselves over?"
"that's not true, babyâ"
"i'm not your fucking baby!" she goes to shove him again, but he's ready this time, steeled. she throws her weight into each nudge and push and shove she gives to him, grunts and grumbles through the exertion of it, but he's stock-still like a statue now, and immovable force to be reckoned with.
"you done?" he mutters when she's huffin' and puffin' too hard to keep going.
her eyes snap from his chest to his baby blues, glaring. "fuckâ!"
"âme? yeah, you've already said that, several times actually. now are you gonna let me explain, or do you wanna keep screamin'?"
her eyes, somehow, narrow further, teeth barred.
carmy prepares himself.
"do i wanna keep screamin'? well, since you fucking offered," she gripes, pounding her fists into his chest again. and he lets her. "you don't fucking think, do you? just puff your chest and fucking take it if you want it, right? god, carmen, i'm not some fucking toyâ"
"i never implied that you wereâ"
"so you didn't bet you could fuck me better than timothy at the weigh-in?"
he snaps his mouth shut.
she scoffs, shakes her head. "un-fucking-believable," she mutters under her breath.
she sighs, and the (arguably) worst is over. but it's not like he necessarily welcomes the tears, either.
she sniffles, red-rimmed eyes sparkling in a pool of saltwater, and weakly shoves at his chest again.
"f-fuck you, bear," she weeps softly, voice cracking, head hanging, and carmy's never wanted to fix something so badly in his whole goddamn life. more than mikey. "i thought you fucking liked meâ
"i doâ!"
"stop lyingâ!"
and suddenly, carmen's had enough.
"be quiet," he barks.
the room falls silent.
he sighs, grips hers arms to keep her close and up right. drops his head to rest on hers, eye-to-eye, and she's too tuckered out to fight it.
his adams apple bobs, "i'm sorry, y/n," he whispers, and she doesn't think she's ever heard him so earnest before, so sad. "i'm sorry i made a bet on you, and hurt your feelings because of it. you're not a toy, or a belt, or any other prize, boxing or not; you're a human fucking being. and i'm sorry."
she sniffles again, and he takes her lack of shoving and yelling as clearance to continue.
"i'm not fucking sorry it worked, though." he can feel her tense, so he hurries on before she gets the wrong idea. "i'm not fucking sorry i saw you in that damn pink dress, in your damn pink heels, with you fucking pink toes. i'm not sorry that i talked to you after the match, and made good on my promise to timmy."
"carmenâ"
he squeezes the sides of her shoulders, "i'm not sorry 'cause i do like you, cub, so fucking much."
she lifts her head, teary eyes blearily finding his, and she frowns up at him, like she doesn't believe him.
"why're lying?" she whimpers, all watery and sad sounding, and carmy just wants to swaddle her in a blanket and kiss her tears away.
he smiles gently at her, "m'not lyin', baby. do you think i'd still be here if all i wanted was a fuck and duck? that's what the ring girls are for, cub."
she makes a face at him, "ew! g-ross, carmy, don'tâ!"
he bites back a smirk. "you drive me insane," cuts her off, sliding his hands from her arms to her shea butter smooth palms. "you drive me up the fuckin' wall, actually. but i love that about you. i love that you don't take anyone's shit, including mine. love that you put me in my place, and tell me off when i step out of line." his tongue peaks out to lick his chapped bottom lip before he continues. "i love the way you curl up in a ball every night before bed because you can't sleep any other way, and i love the way you bitch and moan about your bones feelin' too stiff in the morning because of it." he regards her fondly, eyes flitting over every feature. âi love your teeth gems, and your long ass nails. i love it when youâre bare-faced and bushy-tailed, or when youâve got aâ what is it?â
she chokes on a snotty laugh, âa full beat?â
âa full beat!â he repeats, enthusiastic and beaming. they both take a moment to giggle, carmyâs hands finding purchase on her hips to draw her in, chest to chest. âi am sorry i hurt your feelings, cub, so fucking sorry. but i would make that bet ten fuckinâ thousand times over if it meant iâd end up anywhere with you.â
and now sheâs crying for a whole different, much sweeter reason.
she pouts at him cutely, âbearrr!â
and itâs like nothing even happened.
âwhaaat?â he groans, feigning annoyance. âsnotty girl, look at those tears,â he tuts, âsuch a crybaby.â
âthatâs not fairâ!â
âhush,â he muses, walking them back toward her bedroom, deft fingers working to unfasten the many buttons of her dress. âyou talk too much, anyone ever told you that? whatever, you should let me fuck you.â
âwhat?â
âyou should let me fuck you.â
âyou literally ate me out for an hour before we left, thatâs why we were so fucking late. and who says you fuckinâ deserve it?â
carmy smirks, thatâs his girl.
fuckinâ trouble.
he quirks a brow at her, fingers pausing their decent.
âyou gonna let me earn it?â
â
a/n: hope u like it babies bc getting this done made me SICK (im serious i canât fucking breathe right or swallow properly anymore đââïžđ«¶đœ)
not proofread!!
#evelyn speaks#i got a lil carried away#its ok tho#i love this boderline toxic couple#my babies đ„°đ„°#anon ask#anon#đanon#nonnie#requested#request#carmy angst#carmen berzatto one shot#carmen berzatto x female reader#carmy berzatto x reader#carmy x fem!reader#carmy x you#carmen berzatto x you#carmen berzatto fanfic#carmen berzatto x reader#carmen berzatto fluff#carmy x reader#carmy berzatto#carmen berzatto#witing#fanfic#the bear fanfic#the bear angst#the bear fanfiction#boxer!au
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Could we please get more of the shiver with the babies!! They are just too cute!! Love em so much!!
#Sku art#leviathantale pups#pups#Iâll finish this another day but hereâs the sketch for you đ„°#ask#anon#Dust gives Cookie one of his fish to snuggle with#itâs their favorite :â)#Cookie also has their own lil fishies#Cocoa and Creme are just like the twins but swapped#they also love to bicker LOL#Sugar takes after their namesake :â)#Cross is so so so so SO happy to have his bbys#he loves them so much#for anyone curious#theyâre all poly bbys from the same clutch that Cross laid#leviathantale
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I'm doing pretty good! Ty for asking
I wanted to request Lindir (and anyone else you might want to do) with a reader that loves playing with/braiding his hair? A very simple request but I find it adorable
That does sound quite sweet đ I decided to do this with all the major elves because we love elf fluff in this house đ
Elves + Braiding
Lindir
⧠He is surprised the first time you idly take strands of his long brown hair in your hands, giving a look of polite surprise as he awaits your next action.
⧠Then you pull back the sides of his hair, braiding them at the back of his head, and he would be lying if he said it felt anything but satisfying, both having his face freed from the strands and also your hands delicately working their magic upon his hair.
⧠Too shy to request it, Lindir simply sits by your side, hoping the whim takes you again. Perhaps he will practice a song, sitting at his harp or holding a smaller instrument and feeling the small smile creep onto his lips when your fingers comb through his hair again.
⧠When he catches you in a moment of stress his subconscious works faster than his mind; without thinking heâs running hands through your hair, sliding the cool skin soothingly over your scalp.
⧠He turns red each time, but Lindirâs absolute favorite is when you rest your gorgeous head upon his shoulder. Gently he strokes your hair before ever-so-slightly resting his head atop yours.
Thranduil
⧠Fixes you with a look of surprise when you subconsciously reach for his long golden locks, but after removing a leaf from them your fingers twirl the ends of his tresses and he smiles fondly.
⧠Shakes his head a bit at you as you play with his hair, weaving new strands together. The loops you make may not be as intricate as others he has seen, but they are sturdy.
⧠From then on Thranduil dubs you talented, encouraging you to try more techniques, be they braiding or weaving. At first you can hardly help questioning if he sees your intentâŠ
⧠âŠbefore you realize he is the only one youâre allowed to practice on. He is calling on you, plain and simple.
⧠You try to keep this out of your head, but the way the back of his hand traces your cheekbones as he sits you down makes that harder and harderâŠ
Arwen
⧠You relax her in a way few else do, the ease you bring leading her to seek you out again and again.
⧠She knows how you enjoy what you do and she wants to pay it back, too. âCome, let us make our braids!â And just like that, your habit has become ours.
⧠She loves the feel of your hair, asking permission of course the first few times she touches it, but soon it seems even when youâre just sitting together someone is caressing the otherâs hair.
⧠Sometimes when youâre feeling especially merry, youâll playfully swat her with her own little ponytails. It always gets one of those rare laughs out of her.
⧠Cue Arwen wrapping her arms around your shoulders, forcing you to drop her hair as she grapples you (lovingly).
Elrond
⧠His eyes track yours one day, catching the way they follow the silky length of his hair. One day you venture sweeping some off his shoulder, growing bolder at Elrondâs soft smile.
⧠Your hands shake at first, but he nods and smiles reassuringly as you begin your weaving work. His hair is smooth, needing little to nothing, so instead you craft a kind of crown for him braided about his head.
⧠You tell him as much as you reveal your work, shocked at the way his expression has melted into something far, far softer.
⧠âAllow me to return the favor,â he says, hands sliding temptingly over your shoulders as he rotates you- and who are you to say no?
⧠âThough I do not deserve a crown,â you remind him. âYou do not see things as I do, then.â
Legolas
⧠Youâd never touch his hair without asking, unsure how Legolas would react until you shyly offer to braid it freshly back for him.
⧠He agrees with one of the smiles that has your heart leaping, encouraging you with a gentle nod as you take a seat behind him and begin your work. From the moments your hands brush his back, you can feel Legolas relaxing as you weave his golden hair.
⧠From then on he goes to you when he wants it fixed, teasingly asking if you might like to braid his hair again.
⧠Itâs probably one of the most romantic things to happen to you the day Legolas sits you down, saying itâs his turn to take care of your hair.
⧠You two both end up in this sort of symbiosis of doing each otherâs hair, barely ever touching your own.
Haldir
⧠Starts a bit the first time your hands comb his hair, but the butterflies heâs feeling may become evident in the way Haldirâs eyes fix you.
⧠You can feel him lean into your touch, the gentle motion of your fingers soothing him. Rare are the moments in which Haldir gives in to simple breath, release of all the burdens that he holds, and yet it is clear he craves it.
⧠"Why," he asks as you release his locks, letting them flow down his shoulders, "are you doing this?" "Do you really not know?" You simply ask back, caresses moving from the base of his neck to the sides of his face as you turn him your way.
⧠Your habit leads to the first of many kisses shared with Haldir, often stolen beneath the swaying branches of some faraway tree.
⧠Playing with your hair is not his habit, but running his hands wildly through it as your lips embrace is.
Galadriel
â§Amusement dances in her blue eyes as you reach up and comb her golden waves through your hands.
⧠âIâm sorry,â you sheepishly apologize, âmay I?â âOf course,â she answers simply and gives a little nod as you step closer again.
⧠Galadriel turns to fix her enchanting gaze upon you as you work, smile too knowing not to bring warmth to your face and a shake to your fingers.
⧠Since that day, she combs her fingers through your hair as she passes by you, her fingers sometimes trailing down to the side of your cheek.
⧠You can feel her eyes upon you as far as her watch can reach, simultaneously bringing safe warmth shining through your chest and a shiver down your spine.
#lotr#the hobbit#lotr imagines#the hobbit imagines#lotr x reader#the hobbit x reader#lindir#elrond#arwen#thranduil#legolas#haldir#galadriel#ask#anon#hope you enjoy some elf fluff đ„°
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wish prema was as gay as when we had oscar // paul // arthur// etc. đ
idk which prema you're looking at but
mine is still pretty fruity
#dont think ill ever get over the first pic#thomass and his boys <33#ollie and kimi also ofc đ„°#asks!#anon!#f2#f4#prema racing#tomass stolcermanis#tomass ĆĄtolcermanis#alex powell#kean nakamura berta#ollie bearman#kimi antonelli#formula 2#formula two#formula 4#formula four
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Source: Hang Tough The WWII Letters and Artifacts of Major Dick Winters compiled and written by Erik Dorr and Jared Frederick
so yeah, in this letter, dick tells deetta almon so casually that heâs been wearing her dog tags at the ETO. she was a wave which is why she had issued tags! in the same letter he pooh-poohs her photos of their army camp, and at some point tells deetta, âsister, we just donât talk about stuff like that, unless weâre kidding,â and then kinda gets miffed that she sent him christmas presents because he canât send any back.
for those not yet familiar, he met deetta at cusp of americaâs involvement in the war. for their first date, they went horseback riding. dick told her that the date felt like a dream, and then sent replied to one of her letters by going into detail about all his past flings (unsurprisingly, he was unimpressed by all of them). deetta is so strong.
#i webster nuenen-ed the bit about normandy dont be mad at me <3#for the anon in megâs ask hahaha#dick winters is insane đ„°#dick winters#band of brothers#psychic damage every time#easy archives
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i hope you feel alright soon im fixing your house and tv for you rn đ todayâs match went perfect so i hope that adds to your wellbeing. Wishing you lots of love and time to restđ«
Aaw youâre so sweet. I ended up climbing back up onto the roof twice again and managed to fix the tv at least (although the premier league channel is still not working. Itâs the only channel that doesnât work and itâs also the only channel I actually care aboutđ) so thatâs yay! Waters all mopped up with no lasting damage and everything ended smoothlyđ
And yes I at least managed to watch all 4 goals go in! (Missed the brentford one thoughđđđ) so Iâm over the moon
Life can be ass but you just gotta dress it up in cute underwear and be happy
Thanks for caring anonđ„°đ«¶
#I love Liverpool sm cause there isnât a single player on the team who I marginally (or seriously) loathe so no matter who scores or assists#Iâm always happyđ„°đ„°#anon asksđ„°#this was so sweet it made me smileđđ«¶
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Can you maybe stop drawing the male characters so fememine,,?Itâs kind of weird,,
naw cause what if they like being fememine
#INSANELY shitty scribbles tonight#asks#anon#the way i typically draw them is just a natrual inclination and i find it fun sođ„°#one day theyâll look femme and the next maybe theyâll look masc. if you no like then donât look at itđ#utmv#ut au#undertale#sans aus#nightmare sans#killer sans
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Skz as type of dads? đ„č
CRYING YES QUEEN/KING/MONARCH đđ„č kept this open for the kids to be biological or adopted or perhaps some of both for all family types đ„° plus Iâm a huge supporter of adoption personally hehe
Today is US Thanksgiving but fuck that âholidayâ hereâs a post đ€đ»
Stray Kids as Dads
Bang Chan
⥠Such a caring and protective dad, like his kids will never get hurt on his watch or his name isnât Christopher Bang
⥠Being an eldest brother, heâs an absolute champ caring for them, like the moment theyâre born heâs rolling up his sleeves and helping out, screw gender norms or the idea of the dad not helping. Being present with his children is a joy and honor.
⥠Would probably like the idea of a mid-sized family, probably a family of three like he had! Still manageable but no oneâs lonely or received unfairly high expectations. Especially if they end up being closer in age, thatâs ok because theyâll get along better instead of being teens enlisted to care for a baby or something of the like.
⥠Such a multi-talented man is a wonderful mentor to any interests the kids have, easily able to foster and participate in nearly any hobby- sports, singing, dance, acting, playing instruments, you name it!
⥠I can so see him loving to run around with the kids on his shoulders, grinning at the way they laugh and coming up with all sorts of vehicles and steeds to be, whether they want a spaceship ride, a horsie, a plane, or a dragon! Absolutely soft for their pleading to indulge their play.
⥠As a boy dad, Chris views it as super important to model what it truly means to be a man- no toxic masculinity here though! He treats you like royalty so his son(s) know how to treat and provide for their partner someday. He teaches them to fight for what they believe in and be brave. Many of the same things are true for girls, too, but he treats them like absolute princess(ess) too to make sure they don't settle for any less from a man! Indulges dress-up and teaching them martial arts alike because they're his princess(es) but also they must be protected and unafraid to fight back! No one gets the better of his babies!
Lee Know
⥠Acts like heâs got everything under control, but on the inside heâs freaking out a little đ€đ»
⥠Proud dad OMG. Every milestone and first that gets experienced, he is sharing it and telling everyone even if itâs completely normal. Like crawling for the first time? Amazing. Absolutely stellar. Thatâs his kid, you know.
⥠Leans more toward a smaller family like he had, maybe one or two childrenâŠand the cats, of course! He adores the idea of being able to pour all the love and care into his little family and give extra attention to you and the kid(s).
⥠Loves kitchen time with your kid(s), doing anything remotely dangerous like cutting or frying on his own but otherwise giving them near free reign! It's messy, sure, but it's also a life skill and a way they can provide for others in the future, too. Minho's kid(s) will appreciate the effort and quality that can go into meals for sure.
⥠Can be firm when he needs to be, but it's mainly in situations where they show any form of disrespect or intolerance. Beyond being happy and loved, he wants his kids to be beacons of love to everyone they meet, and that starts with teaching them that being a bully is never ok, even if it's to an annoying sibling or cousin.
⥠Boy or girl, heâs making a dancing machine out of that kid(s)! I mean, he wonât force them or anything but absolutely indulges it and becomes their biggest coach if they have any interest in dance or choreography. With a girl heâd be so soft when he twirls her and lets her stand on his feet to slow dance, a smile across his face the whole time. His son would be busting idol moves at a very young age đ
Changbin
⥠His affection toward you increases tenfold if that's even possible once you two are starting a family! And that carries over into the kids for sure.
⥠Honestly the sappiest and goofiest dad, like he won't go a single day without telling his kids he loves them, often in a cutesy voice. Plays with them and gets down to their level so well and gets so invested in any make believe they do.
⥠The idea of having a big family is cute to him, so numbers like four or five don't scare him! But he can be talked down if you like too- Changbin mostly just wants his kid to grow up with at least one sibling like he did.
⥠Playground days are a must for him- heck, he'll be right there going down the slide with little ones in his arms and spinning on the merry-go-round with eager squeals of his own. Becomes their own personal playground, having them hang off of his arms and spin. You have so many silly pictures of them like that.
⥠Plushie theatre! Changbin will act out the most elaborate scenes with teddy bears and stuffed dogs on leashes and anything else provided to him and he will take it as seriously as if he was reciting Shakespeare. May even play music to set the scene. The kiddos laugh so hard and just eat it up every time.
⥠Has the perfect balance to be a boy and girl dad. Lets his daughters put makeup and bows on him with the biggest sappy grin and asks if he looks pretty, then turns around and plays drill sergeant with the boys. Half-jokingly, half-seriously encourages them to mix play with each other and thatâs how you find Changbin in camo with blush and the boys smudging lipstick on each otherâs faces while the girls try to shoot their action figures away from their dolls.
Hyunjin
⥠Really invested and emotional about the whole process, especially in the beginning. His heart just fills and overflows whenever he looks and sees the life you two are raising.
⥠The dad whoâs been practicing diaper changes on dolls or othersâ kids if allowed so he knows he can do it right the first time for real đ„č
⥠In his mind, a small family sounds nice, maybe spaced apart so you can spend some time with each. But when he holds his little one for the first time suddenly he looks up like âI want tenâ. Hyperbole, donât worry. But suddenly bigger numbers like four or five or six donât sound so terrible if youâre game đ
⥠Unafraid to get messy with the fam in the name of art! Hyunjin's at the table when you come home, colors splattered all over his hands and the kids' as they finger paint. Don't worry, he's covered it all up with paper and made sure at least one of the paintings is a portrait of you đ
⥠Dresses up the kids in the most stylish outfits, like you're about to have little models on your hands! Also has a soft spot for coordinating outfits with them, whether it's family photo day or just an afternoon out with the little ones.
⥠He values all his children so much, especially the awareness that theyâll bring different beauty to the world and be perceived differently. Because of this, he encourages fortitude in all the kids, boy or girl, to be themselves and stand firmly in their interests whatever they are.
Han
⥠This man is the sweetest dad for real! Adores his kids and is always happy to show them affection đ„°
⥠Also the type of dad who tries really hard (sometimes a little too hard but thatâs why you all love him đ€) to be hip on the trends and name their generationâs memes.
⥠I can see him once he gets into the swing of things as the type to want a bigger family, maybe even more than he thought! Nothing crazy, but in his head he thought heâd feel complete after one or two, now that he has them though? Three or four doesnât sound bad, just look at how cute they are with a sibling to play with! Kind of reminds him of the feeling of having so many brothers.
⥠You have to stop him sometimes from buying every cute toy he sees. âDo we need another playset?â âBut babe, then he can run his own sushi restaurant đ„șâ âShit, that is cute, ok.â
⥠Cries when his kids cry, laughs whenever they do or at any joke they ever tell him, can hardly bring himself to scold them because he just loves them so much and doesnât want to break their hearts!
⥠Honestly doesnât mind if he has boys or girls, like both sound great so youâd never catch this dad sulking at a gender reveal! In the end though I can see him having one of each, and it warms your heart to see how he teaches his son(s) to respect their sister(s), value and cheer them on from a very young age. He is all of their biggest cheerleader, though, handing them mics when heâs recording or playing around in the studio, showing up to every event of theirs he physically can, and just going âthatâs my son/daughterâ with a huge smile all the time.
Felix
⥠The type of father to describe his kids as the twinkles in his eyes! Just constantly looking at them with adoration- theyâll never wonder if theyâre loved đ„č
⥠He's always wanted a family, so having little ones of his own is Felix's dream come true for sure. You'll practically have to pry them from his arms, he loves showering them in affection so much!
⥠For some reason, I see him wanting three kids, the classic 'nuclear family' size or in his words the perfect number to fill up his arms! You guys are ever-so-slightly outnumbered, but your life's also full to the brim of cuteness.
⥠A pro at bath time! Felix is the epitome of 'organized chaos' during this time, managing to get all your little ones to love the water and keep it in the tub. He knows all their favorite toys and has a voice for each one.
⥠One Motherâs/Fatherâs Day you awake slowly, eyes fluttering at a few clattering sounds and shushes. Your eyebrows furrow in concern, but sleep swims too quickly still beneath your eyes to pull you up. Your internal questions are answered in moments as Felix and the kids burst in with a tray of all your favorites for breakfast, all clearly handmade as the notes and drawings scattering it.
⥠Absolutely no difference in his intent with raising boys or girls⊠but real talk, the sweetest girl dad on the planet OMG. While he is conscious about modeling caring and providing behavior in both, curiosity and discovery regardless⊠he has at least one girly girl that just steals his heart and has him wrapped around her finger. Will play as whatever princess needed, incredibly active in every single tea party he can make, you name it, he does it.
Seungmin
⥠The do-it-all dad. He learns sooo much about all of their interests when they're older and reads up on everything baby/toddler before then. An absolute champ at juggling care and keeping the house afloat!
⥠All he wants in life is to do right by his family and be a man you can be proud of. No fear with jumping right in to any aspect of raising your family, even if he does crack the occasional joke.
⥠He's a bit open on number, probably leaning between two or three but more wouldn't hurt if you'd like bigger!
⥠Bedtime is one of his favorite times. Just being able to lay down with the kids and read them stories, doing funny voices and raising and lowering for suspense, fills his heart. He'll sing them lullabies until their eyes stay closed and watch for a few moments wondering how he got so lucky to have this with you of all people.
⥠Invents a whole secret language with the kids one day, so you come home and can't understand any of them. Teases the dickens out of you, grinning and bumping your shoulder and egging the kids on to say more until relenting and letting you in on the secret!
⥠He canât decide if heâs more excited to have a son or a daughter! Practically weeps imagining playing dress up but has also always wanted a mini me??? (See what I did there?) He takes photos of the kids often, which ends up sparking an interest in photography that heâs happy to foster. Heck, maybe through that his daughter will become his mini me and he gets the best of both worlds!
I.N
⥠Playful dad! Itâs not uncommon to come home and find him rolling around with the kids in a big ball of laughter!
⥠He hadnât always thought about having a family, but when he met you and you guys began your journey, he wondered how he would have ever considered anything else.
⥠Because of this, he never had some dream number in his head and heâs happy to give you the floor on that question whether youâd like one or three or six!
⥠S-Class (see what I did there) nurse. They'll practically demand that he's the one to care for wounds and put the bandages on because he's so good at distracting from the sting of cleaning it and kissing where it hurts.
⥠They love his trot voice. Thus he hams it up plenty, bringing out his most exaggerated moves and probably bringing props too. Would not at all be adverse to them becoming his backup singers or dancers.
⥠Loves the idea of at least one mini you and one mini him- his words! Yâall definitely get a mini him though, OMG: your son wants to be JUST LIKE his dad, practically following him around all the time. He takes after his dadâs goofy smile and performances so soon you really do have two trot performances to watch! Jeongin is so honored and floored by this that heâs always saying he has to be the best man possible for his son as well as for you đ„č he always encourages his son to say the sweetest words to you too- but donât say it was from him, shh!!!
#stray kids#stray kids imagines#stray kids reactions#stray kids x reader#stray kids scenarios#bang chan#lee know#changbin#hyunjin#han#felix#seungmin#i.n#stray kids x gender neutral reader#gender neutral reader#dad!stray kids#ask#anon#requested#love this anon đ„șđ„°
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Ooh may we see? I love when people dye their hair!
Certainly! Here's the newest saturation:
Rainbowed up and rockin' outđđ
#anon asks#friendly anons#rainbow hair#gpoy#oh hey it's faye#and by wild coincidence it's fresh and bright just in time for pride month đ„°#queer pride#brazenly queer#i love my hairrrrr#it's the compliment catcher the confidence booster
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heard you have headcanons on ody and dio meeting again after he returns. how does that go? how does penelope feel?
Ooooo!!! Boy, do I have ideas [insert shakey turtle of excitement here]
So, it's a little bit complicated, and I don't want to give too much away since it relates to what I'm currently working on, BUT!
I GOT YOU, FAM!
Basically: after Diomedes gets kicked out of Argos (it's very sad, the poor man), he realizes he has nowhere else to go except literally anywhere but the Eastern Mediterranean. So, he sets off for Hesperia (aka modern Italy) to start a new life there. But in this time of heartbreak, he's missing Odysseus even more (they had a sad goodbye on Crete; it's a long story), and he decides to stop at Ithaca on the way to get some supplies and maybe visit Ody. But when he gets there, he finds that Ody is MIA and Penelope is running things. So he hangs out for a while and gets to know Pen and Telemachus (who is about 11 or 12 by this point), and quickly figures out why Ody would talk about her literally any chance he got. She's beautiful, yes, but she's also just as cunning and wise as Odysseus is... The same qualities Dio fell in love with. And Pen is curious about Dio, too. She's heard many stories and news about her husband's schemes with Dio, and she starts falling for him a bit, too. But Diomedes doesn't want to dishonor the Bro Code by getting with Penelope. Ody loves Penelope! Dio could never hurt Ody like that. So... He leaves. He says goodbye to Pen and Telemachus and heads off to Hesperia. He and Penelope wonder what could have been since they believe they will never see each other again.
BUT THEN ODY RETURNS TO ITHACA!!! YIPPEE!!! Diomedes hears this news, but he has his new city to run, so he doesn't return immediately. After a few years, though, he gets usurped and kicked out again, so he's like, "Welp. I have nowhere else to go," and he goes back to Ithaca. He and Ody reunite and there's hugs all around and it's really sweet. Dio soon finds that OdyPen had another kid, a daughter (I haven't figured out a name for her yet, but she's two when Dio shows up). This part of the story is very loose, but I do know they all put two and two together eventually (Odysseus is very happy about this as you can imagine lmao!) It's little slice of life stuff from there. A little hc I have about the three of them is that Dio teaches OdyPen's daughter how to box because she's a little firecracker and needs to get rid of excess energy somehow, but she can't stay still long enough to weave (plus she's really little and doesn't have the fine motor skills for that yet). Dio and Ody also work together to hone Telemachus's and Diodotus's skills (who Diodotus is... you'll know soon enough lmao). I also hc that Pen frequently tricks OdyDio into wrestling each other so she can watch for her own entertainment. She's just sitting to the side, eating her bowl of table grapes, enjoying the show okasdfhsdugif- I also hc that... Once OdyPen passes on, Diomedes leaves again. The kids don't want him to go, but he can't stay. He wants to honor Ody's wish for Tele to be king. If he stays, people will think he wants to take over. He doesn't want a war among Ody's people so... he leaves. He establishes one last city in Hesperia and feels his life coming to a close. He climbs a nearby cliff by the sea to enjoy the view, looking east. Then Athena shows up, and he accepts immortality. Sorry... Got sort of sad toward the end there, but that's a few things! I have a lot of thoughts, but I'm very scattered rn. If you have more specific questions, feel free to ask! I don't bite, I promise! :D
#char ramblings#char asks#anon ask#tagamemnon#greek mythology#diomedes#penelope#odysseus#odypendio#IN THAT ORDER#PEN GETS DOUBLE SMOOCHES#she deserves it đ„°#char writes#long post#odyssey fanfic#tkati#these are just my silly ideas#i have a lot of those lol
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hey honeybuns how was your day?
I think weâre missing a really good angle for werewolf jaytim here. Imagine Tim knows Jason is a werewolf, theyâre buddies, etc etc
But then Raâs (or any other villain) starts sending Tim fanmail/trying to seduce him over to the dark side/being generally evil and or creepy. Queue Jason going all dog territorial on Tim, from following him around to everything short of peeing on him to mark his territory. Then (important to plot and character development) they have dirty dirty werewolf sex xoxo luv u
Hey buttercup, it's been pretty good actually! Making progress on my jaytim exchange fic đ€ how about you, any crazy work stories
And ohohoho HELL yes. I live for that kind of possessive shit lmao Ra's or Riddler or whoever starts sending Tim little things either as Tim or as Red Robin, and Jason immediately going into hyper vigilant guard dog mode about it is just. Chef kiss to me
He gets an ornate package in the mail that's just a single glimmering green-pommeled knife and a note that reads "happy anniversary, detective" on like. The day Tim lost his spleen or blew up Ra's bases, take your pick - and cue Tim's one man (wolf?) bodyguard detail. Even better if Jason gets his friends (ie Roy and Kori or Artemis and Bizarro) to help Deal With the Threat while he does the very vitally important task of being next to Tim At All Times, Just In Case
Comedic spin on this is Tim being utterly exasperated with this behavior (yet charmed, unfortunately) and spending more energy on dodging Jason than Ra's lmao, so when he DOES finally get kidnapped or whatever, he's like 'oh thank God, alone time'
When Jason finally finds him, all cute and snarly and panicking, Tim's like 'hey babe, thanks for coming, but we need to have a serious discussion about boundaries' and Jason whimpers ('not right this second obviously, we can cuddle or whatever wolfy, calming down thing you need to do first. Wow, you were really worried, huh? I'm okay, I swear, haha--mmf! ...mmm.')
#its the good food ty for making me dinner again this week sweetie đđ„°#đ·đ„ anon#jaytim#werewolf jason#asked and answered
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almost there. Almost there. Almost There. ALMOST THERE! (Rengoku and Akaza)
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hakuji about to meet the love of his life vs kyojuro not even knowing people are gossiping about him đ„Č
#rei replies#ssh extras#im assuming this is about#soryuu sensei hakuji#your enthusiasm makes me so happy anon thank u for the ask đ„°đ„°#they are!!! ALMOST THERE!!!!!!!!!#kny#kny fanart#renkaza#akaren#akaza#rengoku kyojuro#kny akaza#hakuji#hakuji soyama#demon slayer
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