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I NEED A PART 6 OF THE ANDROID AU

Well I do have part of it here. Been trying to get back into writing again

EDIT: Below I added in a new addition. This is a separate piece of the Android Au but still same Manager Unit but stuck in the NRC we all know and play

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Crowley looks around, a hand raised to his lips as his teeth nibble at his gloved fingertips. “Oh dear! Oh dear oh dear!” He flits back and forth, torn between calling the young promising buyer back to the hall where he could at the very least keep them busy. Or risking the Lilia Unit slipping by. Alas he is too late, the buyer is far too engrossed to pull away, so he does his best option. His failsafe that never falters in times where her master will graciously take a supporting hand.

He raises his hand— and pinches the air, dragging it down until a mirror scrolls down. He clears his throat, he casts his spell.” Mira, Mira, connect to the Scarabia Chambers.” A dial tone rang, and there he connected.

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Manager Unit slumped over where she was left behind. Her back no doubt would be aching if she had been a real human, but thankfully she is spared such a fate. Her eyes were shut, as if she was finally taking a nap from her never ending chores so graciously written up by her beloved charming yet humble—

Oh, her offline radar spikes as the shudder of noise scratches the walls.

His voice booms over the intercom: Manager Unit! Manager Unit, please wake up! We have a situation in the Diasomnia Chambers! A batty type!

However he has yet to say his secret phrase. A very silly phrase known by his fellow Raven Works employees in such times. His reliable Manager Unit stays asleep on her feet.

“Oh Sevens! Meaty Meat Lovers Delight!”

A faint click, followed by several melodic beats, as a burst of glitter and a bibitty bobbity boo— awakens the sleeping android. Tawny eyes, and dark lashes flutter, silicone skin that creases as she awakens. Manager Unit eyes clench before fluttering open. Memory reboots as she takes in her surroundings. She blinks once, twice, and then begins sprinting for the magical mirror.

“Oh not again! Lilia!” She shrieks running out, skirts rustling.

EDIT: Here is another spin off version of it, Manager Unit gets to go to NRC and our Crowley has a new maid

On the day new students arrived at the esteemed Night Raven College, Crowley found a delightful surprise awaiting him. Laying right there in the middle of his office, tied off with a largely comical red bow it sat there—- menacingly. “How? He utters, the feathers of his cape ruffle as he looks over it, cane held in a tight grip. It was one thing if his upper class students liked to play jokes for newcomers. Some in good laughs others lacking the refinery but the spirit is there!

It was another thing entirely how they managed to sneak into his office lugging a gate from the designated area! Oh, those cheeky little boys! 

However! A very big however, mind you, no student should have been able to move this gate from the chambers. No matter how clever, wicked or even foolishly lucky— this is no practical joke. Somehow, someone had managed to bypass all his security, the ghost patrol and even the looming eyes of the Seven who guard his office.

“Did you see who it was?” He asked out, his talons drum again the same wood they had used for their own gates. The wood felt warm, a light rumbling trembled its spot—his feathers stayed in place. There was the foggy glass, smoking and turning him away.

“No,” The great mage of Agrabah pressed into the canvas as far he could to peek,” It became dark, as if all the light in the world had flickered. And then this little…precious thing came to be.”

“Quite the show boating,” The portrait of the great faerie Queen remarks with a huff,” Can you not sense it? The magic within?”

 His magic spirals, sneaking around the gate for a sense of magic or something. Whatever gave way to what’s inside. A part of him thinks it might be a silly prank, the other part felt more concern. Within the student population, were children of prominent backgrounds with much attention paid to them by their own fellow students— and those outside of the college's protection. Due to such important figures, and of course in general concern of their students, the magical barrier would immediately kick out anyone not affiliated with the college.

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House, M.D. in 2024 headcanons

Pt. 1

House takes birdwatching seriously, although in amateur mode, equipped with binoculars, dad shorts and a wilson holding snacks bait for bird pics

Wilson is a Temu victim

House, in one way or another, verbally defeats Jake Paul

Cam and Thirteen get caught in Janitor's Closet™ 2.0 but in a very cute way where they're just standing there and kissing each other's noses. House makes gagging sounds after said discovery

Foreman has beef with [a dislike towards] peas since 5th grade

No one from the team can keep plants alive except for maybe Wilson (cue to 30 aloe vera types in his balcony or something)*. House, in theory, would be able to, but he would rather rot than have a healthy hobby

Chase genuinely considers creating his own shampoo brand

House and Kutner competitively play NYT Connections

Thirteen outlifts Foreman at the gym. She is smug. He is vexed.

Taub reads 50 shades of grey multiple times every year

Cameron almost got into a stevia pill selling pyramid scheme

Foreman is an android boi but with the rage of an average apple user

Cuddy has stolen House's whiteboard marker at least twice just to fuck with him

Thirteen sent House all 0.5x pics of Foreman after their breakup

Kutner has blown up the microwave in the break room

*we love a 420 joke

Pt. 2 Pt. 3 Pt. 4

[northwest-cryptid]

A. Thank you for your kind words on this, it's always cool to see people be normal about music instead of insisting I listen to bad stuff.

B. I see that you were unaware of Vaporwave as a music genre so I'm gonna overshare for a moment because I'm autistic about this and I hope that's okay.

Basically as I understand it, and I won't be doing a fully history deep dive but; Vaporwave popped up around 12 years ago with THIS video:

It's arguably a remix, but it was made via a sample of Chris Deburgh's Lady in Red, you can actually hear the exact sample here at 2:40:

The song was essentially slowed down and given a sort of reverby-ethereal vibe to the whole thing. Something I overall enjoyed but found a bit too repetitive for me in the original Nobody Here video.

This sort of "Reverbed Ethereal Vibe" carries through a lot of Vaporwave music such as this:

This one lacks any lyrics at all focusing heavily on melody and I honestly think it's a lot better for it in my opinion because I'm less likely to recognize the repeating than I am with literally two words lol.

Of course, it would be wrong not to mention MACINTOSH PLUS, who basically popularized Vaporwave with FLORAL SHOPPE - 02 リサフランク420 - 現代のコンピュー which you've likely heard before even if you don't recognize the name:

And now is where it branches off into a ton of different micro sub-genres, you have a ton popping up but the one that caught my eye specifically was Future Funk. A sort of focus on the capitalistic boom of the 80's where new tech was all the rage, and brands meant everything. Except with a sort of fun and lively vibe rather than dystopian capitalistic hell. Future Funk also makes use of a lot of anime aesthetics and city pop / J-pop influences.

The big Future Funk influence of the era was SAINT PEPSI, Pepsi was sort of the artist that people looked to in order to say "sure I like Future Funk, at least the GOOD STUFF that isn't like all that cringe shit, I only listen to SAINT PEPSI because he makes GOOD music." Which is :| but the music slaps. Like if Vaporwave is too slow for you, or you're in the mood for something a little more upbeat, here ya go!

Right out the gate we can hear so much more energy here. This was sort of set as the norm for Future Funk, but for a lot of artists it strayed too far from it's Vaporwave roots and some took to making music somewhere in the middle, still upbeat and lively but with more of that classic ethereal feel to it.

To this day I will use this hour long beautiful mix of upbeat future funk classics whenever I'm cleaning the house or driving anywhere or doing anything that really requires me to just have energy.

This SLAPS and I know it by heart because I'm dumb and I've listened to it significantly too much. I think what really makes it for me is that it's not just a playlist video, it's a proper DJ mix seamlessly moving from one song to the next.

ANYWAYS, yea Vaporwave has a ton of sub genres and stuff to look into if anyone has any interest in it. I admittedly got hardcore into Future Funk but there's almost always something for everyone when it comes to Vaporwave.

You've got artists like Blank Banshee, Manapool, VAPERROR, MACINTOSH PLUS, SAINT PEPSI, ΛDRIΛNWΛVE, Vantage, Future Girlfriend 音楽 , 悲しい Android - Apartment , ミカヅキBIGWAVE

There's a ton, including indie artists like Strawberry Station (who's actually a really nice guy, we've spoken on occasion and it was nice to learn he's a chill dude.)

[khaotictrash]

I’m once again mourning this poor guy and trying not to snicker at the number while crying over his backstory

Rest in peace, 420 android 😔

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2025 GMC Yukon: A Look at the Refreshed Full-Size SUV

The 2025 GMC Yukon features updated front and rear fasciae with new grille patterns and headlights giving it a more modern appearance. The available diesel engine sees a power boost, now delivering 305 horsepower and 495 pound-feet of torque. The lineup introduces the AT4 Ultimate trim, which combines off-road capability with luxury features. A new 16.8-inch infotainment screen with a portrait orientation and updated digital gauge cluster enhance the cabin’s tech appeal. https://twitter.com/CARandDRIVER/status/1825654133023523317

Also Read: Acura Performance EV Concept Unveiled at Monterey Car Week The 2025 GMC Yukon features a bolder front end that draws inspiration from the GMC Sierra EV. The most noticeable change is the new set of stacked LED headlights, which are now taller and extend deeper into the redesigned bumper. These headlights are complemented by larger c-shaped running lights. The grille has been updated across the trim levels with each variant sporting a unique design. A new trim piece links the slightly elongated taillights and the quad tailpipes now feature a squared-off design. The overall side profile of the Yukon remains unchanged from the fourth-generation model introduced in 2020. However there are new alloy wheel options with sizes ranging up to 24 inches on the Denali Ultimate trim. The interior of the 2025 GMC Yukon has undergone a huge transformation centered around a new 16.8-inch portrait-oriented touchscreen. This screen is one of the largest in its class and offers user customization options for functions such as navigation, audio and more. The screen's vertical orientation is a departure from the previous model's design and required a complete reworking of the dashboard. The dashboard has been entirely redesigned to accommodate the large touchscreen. The new layout includes vertically oriented air vents on either side of the screen. The digital driver display is housed in a Y-shaped enclosure. An optional 8.0-inch landscape screen is available for second-row passengers. This screen allows them to control climate settings and other functions. Despite the move towards a more digital interface 2025 GMC Yukon has retained a row of physical buttons at the base of the large touchscreen for commonly used features. The turbocharged 3.0-liter Duramax inline-six diesel engine now produces 305 horsepower and 495 pound-feet of torque, an increase from the previous model's 277 hp and 420 lb-ft. The standard 5.3-liter V8 gasoline engine remains available, delivering 355 horsepower. For those seeking even more power, an optional 6.2-liter V8 engine produces 420 horsepower. Both V8 engines are paired with a ten-speed automatic transmission. The Yukon's maximum towing capacity remains unchanged at 8,400 pounds. This capacity continues to position the Yukon as a strong contender for those who need a full-size SUV with towing capabilities. The 2025 GMC Yukon can seat up to eight passengers or seven with the optional second-row captain’s chairs. The Denali trims provides a more luxurious interior with wood trim and leather upholstery. https://twitter.com/cacaca_car_/status/1824317161709478089 Also Read: Lamborghini Temerario: A 907bhp Hybrid Beast that Replaces the Huracan V10 The 2025 GMC Yukon provides generous cargo space with enough room for six carry-on cases behind the third row. With both the second and third rows stowed, the Yukon can accommodate 35 carry-on cases and the Yukon XL offers a massive 145 cubic feet of cargo space. The new centerpiece of the Yukon’s dashboard, this large, portrait-oriented display is easy to use providing access to GMC’s latest infotainment interface. Apple CarPlay, Android Auto and a Wi-Fi hotspot are standard across the lineup. Available as an option, this premium sound system enhances the in-car audio experience. Standard Safety Features Include automated emergency braking with forward-collision warning, providing an extra layer of protection in everyday driving. These include lane-departure warning, lane-keeping assist, adaptive cruise control and GMC’s Super Cruise hands-free driving mode, which are available on higher trims. A new addition for 2025, this system enhances visibility during nighttime driving, making it easier to detect obstacles and pedestrians in low-light conditions. The 2025 GMC Yukon lineup introduces the new AT4 Ultimate trim, which builds on the rugged characteristics of the standard AT4 model while adding luxury features typically reserved for higher trims. The AT4 Ultimate is designed for those who want to enjoy off-road adventures without sacrificing comfort and refinement. The AT4 Ultimate features exclusive Obsidian Rush trim, full-grain leather seats and Ash Burl wood accents. These premium materials create a luxurious cabin environment. The AT4 Ultimate is equipped with a front skid plate, 20-inch wheels wrapped in all-terrain tires and an air-ride suspension that can raise the vehicle by up to two inches. While the AT4 Ultimate adds a new level of luxury to the off-road-focused AT4, the Denali Ultimate trim retains its position as the flagship model in the Yukon lineup. The Denali Ultimate offers even more luxury features including 24-inch wheels, a 22-speaker Bose Performance Series sound system and 16-way massaging front seats. The 2025 GMC Yukon comes with an array of advanced driver-assist systems many of which are now standard across the lineup. These include rear cross-traffic braking, side bicyclist alert, front pedestrian and bicyclist braking and intersection auto emergency braking. GMC offers Super Cruise hands-free driving as an option on the 2025 GMC Yukon. This system allows for hands-free driving on compatible highways. Additionally Night Vision with thermal detection is available, providing visibility in low-light conditions and helping to detect pedestrians, animals and other obstacles on the road. While official pricing for the 2025 GMC Yukon has not yet been announced, it is expected that the starting MSRP will be in the low $60,000 range. The most expensive model, the Denali Ultimate will likely exceed the $105,000 starting price of the 2024 version. The 2025 GMC Yukon will be available at US dealerships by the end of 2024. Production will take place at the Arlington Assembly plant in Texas and the vehicle will be ready for distribution across North America and other markets. https://twitter.com/Jalopnik/status/1825624917477569023 Also Read: Ford and Mazda Alerts Over 475,000 Vehicles Due to Dangerous Takata Airbags

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Технологии, IT и образование – обзор событий за неделю (16.08.24)

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Технологии, IT и образование – обзор событий за неделю (16.08.24)

– Инвестиции в «зелёную» экономику в Казахстане выросли почти в 4 раза.

– Сменить налоговый режим ИП теперь можно в приложении Kaspi.

– В Кремниевой долине открывается Silkroad Angel Club.

– Уроки шахмат добавят в школьную программу Астаны.

– Единственный мобильный оператор Туркменистана прекратил продажу SIM-карт. Они закончились.

– Более 80% казахстанских школ создали условия для инклюзивного образования – Минпросвещения.

– В Telegram появились закрытые каналы с платной подпиской и просмотр .PDF и .DOCX-файлов.

– Для студентов запустят дополнительные поезда. Они будут курсировать из Актау и Атырау до Алматы.

– Казахстанцев призывают не переходить по сомнительным ссылкам, полученным по WhatsApp и Telegram.

– В Казахстане разрабатывается уникальный препарат против рака D-VC.

– Казахстанцы смогут сообщать о проблемах благоустройства в eGov Mobile.

– Intel продала свою долю в разработчике микросхем Arm.

– Казахстан намерен привлечь тайских инвесторов в свои СЭЗ.

– В Египте построят первый в мире водородный небоскрёб — он обойдётся без подключения к электросети.

– В Японии начали установку базовых станций 5G с антеннами, встроенными в оконные стёкла.

– Microsoft добавила в Windows аналог AirDrop для обмена файлами между ПК и Android-смартфоном.

– В реализации IPv6 в Windows нашлась уязвимость, позволяющая заражать компьютеры удалённо и незаметно.

– Steam начнёт скрывать бесполезные обзоры — Valve запустила тестирование новой системы.

– Copilot в Microsoft Edge научился обрабатывать PDF-файлы, и это может стать причиной утечки данных.

– Microsoft включит шифрование BitLocker в Windows 11 по умолчанию.

– Рынок видеоигр ожидает скромный рост на 2,1% в 2024 году.

– Huawei разработала ИИ-ускоритель Ascend 910C — им можно заместить передовые решения Nvidia.

– После замедления YouTube в России провайдеры зафиксировали 20%-ный скачок трафика.

– Opera выпустила для iOS браузер Opera One с голосовым ИИ-помощником Aria.

– Valve подтвердила, что SteamOS получит совместимость с Asus ROG Ally и другими консолями.

– Lenovo увеличила выручку по итогам квартала на 20% благодаря ИИ и восстановлению рынка ПК.

– Foxconn подтвердила, что широкомасштабных поставок ускорителей Nvidia Blackwell не будет до конца года.

– Apple разрабатывает роботизированную руку со встроенным iPad — проект получил высокий приоритет.

– Apple продолжает разработку моноблока iMac с экраном более 30 дюймов.

– Realme показала самую быструю в мире зарядку для смартфонов мощностью 320 Вт.

– NASA впервые использовало квантовый датчик в космосе — он засёк, как вибрирует МКС.

– Учёные отменили эксперимент по искусственному охлаждению Земли атмосферным аэрозолем.

– Капитализация Nvidia выросла на $420 млрд за четыре дня — инвесторы позабыли про «ИИ-пузырь».

– Razer возобновила продажи геймерской мыши Naga для левшей по цене $80.

– Google свернула продажи смартфонов Pixel 7, Pixel 7 Pro и оригинального Pixel Fold.

– Профсоюз Samsung объявил четырёхдневную забастовку.

– Представлен Pixel 9 — базовый смартфон с ИИ на чипе Tensor G4.

– Мировые объёмы продаж электромобилей и гибридов по итогам июля выросли на 21%.

– Samsung возобновила инвестиции в производство памяти DRAM 6-го поколения.

– Четырёхметровый прототип космоплана на перекиси водорода разогнался до 0,9 Маха.

– MediaTek вместе с Nvidia готовят Arm-процессор для ПК с ИИ — он будет конкурировать с Snapdragon X Elite.

– На Большом адронном коллайдере впервые получены нейтрино высоких энергий.

– SpaceX обвинили в масштабном загрязнении водной среды Техаса, на что власти закрывают глаза.

– SpaceX проведёт первый в истории пилотируемый космический полёт над полюсами Земли — в него отправятся туристы.

– Более трети проектов, получивших поддержку в рамках американского «Закона о чипах», забуксовали.

– Sony представила самые быстрые SSD формата M.2 2230 со скоростью до 7400 Мбайт/с.

– Intel предложила ирландским сотрудникам уволиться самим, но с «парашютом» до €500 тыс.

– Интернет-спутники Starlink научились прицельно обходить сигналом радиотелескопы на Земле.

– Рост прибыли американских бигтехов замедлился — ажиотаж вокруг ИИ спадает.

– Samsung обошла Intel по выручке среди вертикально интегрированных производителей чипов.

– Apple представит более доступную версию AR-гарнитуры Vision уже в следующем году.

– Cisco уволит ещё 4000 работников и сосредоточится на кибербезопасности и ИИ.

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Android Twst Au Part 2

This post doesn’t contain any nsfw as of yet, however this blow however still is. Please read at your own risk thank you.-Mod 420

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Parts: One, Two, Three, Four, Five

Beyond the grand staircase, there was a heavy, thick purple decorated curtain that separated the two levels. Long golden tassels hung on the sides of it, and the Owner grasped it and pulled the curtain aside with ease. The Owner’s heels clicked the second you touched the hardwood floors, now you were finally on the second floor. She turns to you, nodding as if to make sure you hadn’t wandered off anywhere else when she started up the stairs. You hadn’t and really where were you even going to go? Off the rails? Sure you would like to go back and take a closer look at the androids a bit more, curious how human they look up close than behind a glass wall.

However, you wanted to see the second floor. Your friends raved on and on about the gorgeous Vil Unit, whose beauty ranked 2nd close to the popular Neige LeBlance unit. There’s a rumor going around how neither of the units are not allowed to be next to each other, you weren’t sure as to why but the companies from the units respective creators seem to curb stomp those rumors whenever they arise. Maybe you can ask, not like they can shut you up permanently lol.

“Please come in, I invite you in, dear customer!” The owner sweetly says. She gestures to you with a grand sweep of her trusty duster. A cloud of dust smacked the curtains, the Owner batted it away sheepishly smiling at you.”...”

You thank them and go in, the Owner drops the curtains as soon as you pass in and you wait for them to continue. The Owner continued forward towards the end of a small hallway on your left and there was a fork in the road for you and your guide. 

“Here at Raven Works, we have a large variety of top of the line androids from each kingdom. Unfortunately, my dear customer, I can only show you a small selection we have today. Here,” she points to a left hallway that was lit up by purple light and surrounded by walls, carefully painted scenery of trees and bright red apples hanging by the branches. If it wasn’t for the fact it was just a painting, you be tempted to pluck it.``This is the Pomefiore Androids, inspired by her majesty, The Beautiful Queen. All three androids are quite….unique if I say so myself. You might have heard of our Vil Unit! He’s quite expensive, but there is no other who rival’s a Vil unit’s beauty!”

Except the Neige Unit from Royal Sword Automation, but you keep your mouth shut.

Then she points to your right and compared to the forest that led to Pomefiore this hallway was bright as outside, the walls painted a beautiful sky blue, the dunes of the Scalding Sands covered the walls with the castle of the Sultan peeking over the horizon.”Here to our right is the androids from The Scalding Sands the Scarabia Units, both are legacies from our previous lines! The Al Asim’s and the Viper family Units. Both androids are considered to be top market in their own groups! Looking for a companion? Then the sweet sunny Kalim is perfect for you! Need a competent top notch loyal attendant? Jamil, the utterly gorgeous android, is worth the money!”

Clearly the Owner has a bias.

Now she turns to you, a mask glittering under the lamp above your both and for a second you swear her eyes looked more lighter. As if they began to shine. No, that’s probably the light, you think.

“Dear Customer, as it’s your wish, I am more than happy to show you the androids you wish to see first.” 

A choice appeared!

<-----Pomefiore?

-------> Scarabia?

You hum, thinking of which side to go to. One one hand the whole reason you were here was on your left, but the Owner’s enthusiastic marketing was making you curious.

The Owner hums, waiting patiently.

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Step inside the 2024 Cadillac Escalade and experience unmatched luxury:

Premium Materials: The interior is adorned with hand-finished leather, natural wood accents, and premium metals, creating a sophisticated ambiance.

Spacious Cabin: With seating for up to eight passengers and ample legroom, the Escalade offers exceptional comfort for long journeys. The flexible cargo space caters to various storage needs.

Advanced Infotainment System: The curved OLED display, spanning over 38 inches, provides an intuitive interface for navigation, entertainment, and vehicle settings. The system supports wireless Apple CarPlay and Android Auto.

Cutting-Edge Technology

The 2024 Escalade is packed with innovative technology to enhance your driving experience:

Super Cruise: Cadillac’s hands-free driver assistance system, available on select highways, allows for a truly autonomous driving experience.

Augmented Reality Navigation: This feature overlays navigation instructions on a live video feed of the road ahead, making it easier to follow directions.

AKG Studio Reference Sound System: With up to 36 speakers, this sound system delivers an immersive audio experience, perfect for enjoying your favorite music and media on the go.

Advanced Safety Features

Safety is paramount in the 2024 Cadillac Escalade, equipped with an array of advanced safety technologies:

Automatic Emergency Braking: Helps avoid or mitigate collisions by automatically applying the brakes when a potential front-end collision is detected.

Lane Keep Assist with Lane Departure Warning: Alerts you if you unintentionally drift out of your lane and provides gentle steering corrections to help you stay on course.

Night Vision: Uses thermal imaging to detect pedestrians and large animals in the dark, enhancing nighttime driving safety.

Exterior Design

The 2024 Escalade boasts a bold and commanding presence on the road:

Distinctive Grille and LED Lighting: The signature grille, flanked by sleek LED headlights and taillights, gives the Escalade a striking and modern look.

Sleek Aerodynamic Lines: The sculpted body not only enhances aesthetics but also improves aerodynamics for better fuel efficiency and performance.

Wheel Options: A variety of wheel designs, ranging from 22 inches and up, allow you to customize the Escalade’s appearance to match your style.

Conclusion

The 2024 Cadillac Escalade is the epitome of luxury and performance in the SUV market. With its powerful engine options, cutting-edge technology, opulent interior, and advanced safety features, the Escalade offers an unparalleled driving experience. Whether you prioritize comfort, innovation, or power, the 2024 Escalade meets all expectations, making it the perfect choice for discerning drivers. Experience the ultimate in luxury with the 2024 Cadillac Escalade.

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I'm gonna pick 69 and 420

badass and fully expected

69 - Paranoid Android (Radiohead)

420 - Carnavoyeur (Queens of the Stone Age)

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Motivational tune for myself tonight

[Android Auto] ♦️partenariat avec Google pour intégrer Map, Play Store, Google Assistant dans le cockpit de la Mégane. Ont négocié avec Google des features propres d'accès commandes vocales (mode conduite et clim).

♦️4 ans pour créer un software (pareil que pour une voiture) : sécurité et intersystème (compartimenter pour éviter le hacking)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sf/business/2015/07/22/hacks-on-the-highway/

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Ultimate Power and Precision: The 2024 RAM 3500

When you need a heavy-duty truck, you need the ultimate power of the rugged RAM. The 2024 RAM 3500 tops our truck lineup with impressive maximum towing and hauling capacity, as well as state-of-the-art tech features and a comfortable, modern cabin.

Experience the Power and Utility of the 2024 RAM 3500

Performance and Capability

RAM offers the 3500 with three engine options. The standard is a traditional HEMI V8 that delivers 410 horsepower and 429 pound-feet of torque. It can tow up to 18,210 pounds, with a maximum payload of 7,680 pounds. You can also select a Cummins turbo-diesel for 370 hp and 850 pound-feet of torque. This engine pushes the maximum towing capacity to 22,660 pounds and hauling to a max of 6,830 pounds.

Your third choice is a high-output version of the turbo-diesel, offering 420 hp and 1,075 pound-feet of torque. With this engine, you can tow 37,090 pounds and haul up to 6,560 pounds. Optimize the truck’s ability with available features like rear leveling air suspension, trailer tire pressure monitoring, and trailer reverse steering control.

Interior Space and Features

The adjustable interior of the RAM 3500 makes it easy to accommodate your passengers and cargo. You can fold down each of the second-row seats separately for the ultimate flexibility. This truck comes as either a Single, Crew or Mega Cab, which offers best-in-class rear seating space. It also has a center console large enough to hold a 15-inch laptop.

You can upgrade your RAM 3500 cabin with premium materials like genuine leather upholstery, wood trim, and aluminum accents. Additional options include a 17-speaker Harman Kardon stereo system and integrated cabin air filtration. Standard active noise cancellation blocks out road sounds so you can focus on your favorite playlists and podcasts.

State-of-the-Art Tech

Every RAM 3500 truck has an 8-inch touchscreen infotainment system with Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. A 12-inch screen is also available, along with a wireless hotspot and integrated navigation. This pickup also has three household-style power outlets and four USB ports. You can add an advanced digital cluster to see vehicle diagnostics, performance, tire pressure, navigation steps, and other key data at a quick glance.

High-end driver assistance systems are also available for the RAM 3500. You can upgrade your ​truck with adaptive cruise control, blind spot monitoring, rear cross-traffic alert, forward collision warning, automatic emergency braking, and many other options in this category. The 2024 RAM HD has earned a Car and Driver Editor’s Choice award. With eight different trims, you’re sure to find the perfect pick-up in the RAM 3500 lineup. Visit Murray Chrysler Dodge Jeep RAM of Starke, FL today to test drive your top choice and get ready to experience incredible truck prowess.