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Hooooly shit

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Posing with my blåhaj the way men pose with their fish

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in my wildest of fantasies the uhc shooter trial is formed of a jury of entirely ceos because theyre the only ones not leaning against the uhc ceo. and all the ceos are in one place at one time and he shoots all of them on live tv. gets acquitted because there's no one left alive with sympathy for them

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this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

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he used a donkey quote for his senior year book so he might've meant bigmode

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community notes are so brutal. tumblr needs to add that feature to escalate our pvp capabilities

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I support ungovernable bottoms

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Candle clocks

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mom come get me, I’m scared

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lol. Lmao even.

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They expect us to “be respectful about his death” when they replaced him in a day. Lol. Lmao.

Btw the NEW CEO of United healthcare is ANDREW WITTY and this is what he looks like:

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in retrospect another thing that bugs me about the trump victory is that I've been conceding for years that the nazis in right wing circles are probably just a loud minority and now the entirety of the party and I can't call all republicans nazis blah blah blah anyways the guy who wants to put immigrants in internment camps won all votes possible isnt that neat

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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once again the americans have done somethn incredibly based after a series of massive world shattering blunders, and killed off an apostle of the arch enemy. reminder btw while we're going on this trend of CEOs going under that no corporation is your friend and for decades has been looking to screw you without consent and squeeze every last drop of potentially profit out of your bloodstream directly with an unsterilized needle.

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