northwest-cryptid
The RadDad
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(They/Them) Cryptid who Shaved the Goddess. I'm literally just some dude on the internet, don't go thinking I'm important or anything.
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northwest-cryptid · 12 hours ago
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It should be illegal for when you eat the food for the food to be gone. The food shouldn't do that. That's bad.
ah shit lads the munchies just kicked in...
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northwest-cryptid · 12 hours ago
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borgeur.
ah shit lads the munchies just kicked in...
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northwest-cryptid · 12 hours ago
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ah shit lads the munchies just kicked in...
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northwest-cryptid · 12 hours ago
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no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you
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northwest-cryptid · 15 hours ago
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You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that
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northwest-cryptid · 15 hours ago
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she's 31
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northwest-cryptid · 17 hours ago
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northwest-cryptid · 18 hours ago
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mullvad is the best imo
I'll need to look into it, but right out the gate I like this:
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Thank you for giving me an actual answer! I've already got 2 anons saying "YoU ShOuLD GoOgLe It InSTeaD!" Like okay thanks, so much for us all being in this together I guess.
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northwest-cryptid · 18 hours ago
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As someone who switched from Nord (which sucks) to Express way back when, I'd HAPPILY take any suggestions from anyone as to what other options are good.
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here's the story. i know expressvpn has been recommended in some 🏴‍☠️ how-to posts but it is not trustworthy. the parent company, kape technologies, not only used to distribute malate but has ties to multiple state surveillance agencies. and be careful where you look for info about good vpns, because kape technologies owns a bunch of "vpn review" sites too
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northwest-cryptid · 19 hours ago
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Yo moma so stupid she DRACULA'S AMULET ATTACK 🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿📿📿🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛📿🇧🇷🇧🇷🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛🧛
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northwest-cryptid · 19 hours ago
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well it’s over over
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northwest-cryptid · 20 hours ago
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so, you’re finally awake, onii-chan
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northwest-cryptid · 21 hours ago
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northwest-cryptid · 23 hours ago
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This is where we are right now
It was definitely a Nazi salute, from an apartheid loving white nationalist.
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northwest-cryptid · 23 hours ago
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northwest-cryptid · 23 hours ago
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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
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northwest-cryptid · 1 day ago
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Been thinking about this comment a lot, like... yea;
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Come on dude I'm like 5'10''
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I have an insane new Mabinogi theory...
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