#andrex

[tuttle-did-it]

I hate shrinkflation.

Yes, I was irritated enough to measure all of this out when I discovered how much smaller and lighter the loo roll I just received was, compared to the rolls I have from my last order.

Was: 120g weight 10cm height 11cm width 3.6cm tube width

Now: 87g weight 9.7cm height 9.5cm width 4.2cm tube width

Fuck shrinkflation. Do you think we don't notice?

[beepbeepdespair]

went to get some tissues to take with me on my walk and was handed a strip of toilet roll instead. thanks for that i look like the fuckin andrex puppy

[edgarmoser]

andrex 23/1/1907 - 9/7/1989

andrex - macouba

1946

rumba du fim "les trois cousines" 1947

[cairfrey]

I'm not sure how comfortable I am with cute puppies on my toilet paper, given what I'm about to use it for!

Those poor dogs 😬

[peacemore-springs]

A Sunday Andrex Story (excerpt)

As their misogynist was on the return journey of his Sunday walk he contemplated life, the universe, and anything else that happened to be in it. He had finally arrived at the answer to why the number 42 was the meaning to life. It wasn't because of Luke 42 from the Judaic Christian bible. It wasn't because of the conception of a Royal Marine Commando Unit. It had nothing to do with the Mines and Collieries Act and was certainly not a bus route number that took you closer to the woman you loved most of all. No, it was because of Andrex. The two ply soft toilet paper had been given birth in the year of 1942. He was glad to be back from his walk and at the bathroom toilet that had seemed a million miles from reality not ten minutes earlier. The number 42 was most certainly the meaning of life because of the comfort and cleanliness provided by Andrex. Of this he was now most certain.

He hadn't known the name Andrex had originated from the St Andrew's Mill in Walthamstow where it was first produced. Neither had he known it was initially developed from a design for a gentleman's disposable handkerchief, exclusively sold at Harrods department store in London. But when he now thought of the name Andrex he was most certainly thinking of quality, comfort and that fresh feeling.

It was good to be back home and to feel relieved from the burden of consumption. He filled the kitchen kettle and placed it on the induction hot plate he had bought for camping with. A mug of decaf and a croissant would ease in the afternoon.

[randomrichards]

HOTEL DU NORD:

In a boarding house

Gunshots separates couple

Romance with intrigue

[sugarycloud1]

Writing fic set in the States when you're an Irish person who's lived in London for almost 10 years be like

[andrex-x]

tal vez en mi corazón hay algún vacio

no, si hace frio

mi piel sugiere un abrigo

no quiere esperar más

estan en crisis los sentidos

siempre es de noche; hace frio y no se pueden prestar mas abrigos.

lo sé, es difícil

apasiguar los deseos y darle esperanza a los principios

Pero, no olvidemos que aún

Hace frio...

[desastre-fag]

its so cold and my room is rlly drafty :(

[tunasama13]

Some more character designs (I am coping way too hard ❤️)

[notquiteaghost]

looked at my bank balance earlier (£175) & thought oh that's good for being halfway to pay day & then got a ~week's worth of groceries & was reminded no it isn't actually cuz the groceries cost me £55 🙃

[raatart]

a complete boycott list in alphabetical order

a complete list of companies / brands / franchises to boycott in support of palestine that i have been working on putting together for a while now.

remember to support your local businesses

stand with palestine against genocide

(Food & Beverages)

A

Activia

Acqua Panna

Akmina

Absolute Vodka

Algida

A&W

Aquafina

Alpro

Actimel

B

Burger King

Baskin Robbins

Ben & Jerry's

Bugles

Betty Crocker

Badoit

Becel

C

Coca Cola

Costa Coffee

Cadbury

Cheerios

Cheetos

Campbells

Calve

Cappy

Chiquita

D

Dominos

Dasani

Dunkin' Donuts

Doritos

Dr Pepper

Danone

Dolcela

Damla

Dogadan

E

Evian

Eden

F

Fanta

Frito-lay

Fruit by the Foot Roll Ups

Falim

Fresca

G

Gatorade

Greggs

H

Hardees

Haagen Dazs

Heinz Ketchup

Hershey's

Hard Rock Cafe

Heinz

I

Innocent

Israeli Fruits & Vegetables

J

Jacob's

Jaffa

K

KitKat

KFC

Kbueno

Kraft Mac & Cheese

Kellogg's

Kraft

L

Lipton

Lays

M

McDonald's

Mars

Marks & Spencers

Maggi

Marila

Monster

Mountain Dew

Mehadrin

Minute Maid

Milk Bar

M&M's

Magnum Ice Cream

Milka Chocolates

N

Nestle

Nestle Cereals

Nescafe

Nesquik

Nespresso

Nido

Nutella

Nature Valley

Nestle Milo

Nestle Carnation

Nestle Coffee Mate

Nestle Nestum

Nimbooz

Nestea

O

Orea

Original Shredded Wheat

P

Papa John's

Pepsi

Pringles

Pizza Hut

Perrier

Pillsbury

Popeyes

Pretty a Manager

Pure Life

Powerade

Popup Bagels

Q

Quality Street

Quaker

R

Redbull

Ruffles

S

Starbucks

Subway

Smartwater

Sweetgreen

Snickers

Sprite

Sabra

Sunkist

Strauss

Smarties

S.pellegrino

Schweppes

Sana

Sirma

Sara Lee

T

Toblerone

Tang

Twix

Tesco

Tropicana

U

V

Vittle

Volvic

W

Wall's

Walmart

Walkers

Wrigley's

X

Y

Z

7Up

(Clothing)

A

America Eagle

Adidas

Alo

Adina Eden Jewelry

B

C

Converse

Calvin Klein

Cat

Castro

D

Drew

Diesel

E

F

G

Good American

GAP

H

H&M

I

J

K

Kamili

L

Levi's

Lumberjack

M

Mango

N

Nike

O

Oasis

P

Puma

Q

R

River Island

S

Skims

Skinny Dip

St. Mark

Style Nadia

T

Timberland

U

V

Victoria's Secret

Vakko

W

We Wore That

Wyeth

X

Y

Z

Zara

(Beauty)

A

Aveda

Amika

Avon

Aussie

Aveeno

Always

Aesop

Ahava

B

Bobbi Brown

Blistex

Bath & Body Works

Britney Spears Fragrance

Becca

Biotherm

Beauty Blender

C

Clinique

Covergirl

Colgate

Calgon

Camay

CeraVe

Christina Aguilera Perfumes

Clean & Clear

Crest

CND

Cacharel

D

Dr. Jart+

Dove

Dettol

Darphin Paris

Dark & Lovely

E

Essie

Elidor

F

Fenty Beauty

Fair & Lovely

G

Garnier

Gillette

Glam Glow

H

Honest Beauty

Haci Sakir

Herbal Essences

Head & Shoulders

Hugo Boss

I

J

Jo Malone

Johnson & Johnsom

K

Kerastase

Kiehl's

Kylie Cosmetics

Kylie Skin

Kotex

L

L'Oreal

Lacome

La Roche-Posey

Lifebuoy

Lux

Lubiderm

M

Maybelline

MAC

Moroccan Oil

Maui

Matrix

Max Factor

N

Nyx

Neutrogena

Nivea

Nature's Beauty

Niely

O

Olay

Origins

Orkid

Oral-B

Oax

P

Pepsodent

Pantene

Q

R

Revlon

Rimmel

Rexona

Rhode

S

Summer Fridays

Schick

Smashbox

Sephora

Sensodyne

Skinceuticals

Skin Better Science

T

The Body Shop

Too Faced Cosmetics

The Ordinary

Tom Ford Beauty

Tampax

Takami

U

Urban Decay

Ulta Beauty

V

Vichy

Vaseline

Veet

W

X

Y

Yes to

Yuesai

Z

(Luxury)

A

B

C

Chanel

D

E

Estee Lauder

F

G

Georgio Armani

H

I

J

K

L

LVMH

Louis Vuitton

La Mer

Lavs

Le Labo

M

Mugler

Maison Margiela

N

O

P

Prada

Q

R

Raplh Lauren

S

T

Tiffany & Co.

Tom Ford

Tommy Hilfiger

U

V

Valentino

W

X

Y

Yves Saint Laurent

Z

(Tech & Entertainment)

A

Aol

Amazon

AirBnB

Apple

B

BBC

Buxton

Barbie

Booking.com

C

CNN

D

Disney+

Dell

E

Energizer

F

Ford

Fiverr

G

Galaxy

H

HP

Hyundai

Hulu

I

IBM

Intel

J

K

L

Lego

M

Motorola

Movenpick

Mattel

Microsoft

N

National Geographic

Nokia

Netflix

O

Oracle

Oxi

P

Philips

Q

R

Rolls Royce

S

Siemens

Sodastream

T

Toys R Us

U

V

Volvo

Valvoline

W

Wix

X

Y

Z

(Other)

A

Axa

Ariel

Aero

Ambi Pur

Airwick

Aroma

AVC

Amway

Ace Hardware

Andrex

American Express

B

Bounty

Black & Decker

Bonux

Bref

Braun

Benadryl

Band-aid

Barclays

Blue Cross Blue Shield

Better Help

C

Caltex

Chevron

Culligan

Citi Bank

Chicco

Cravola

Clearblue

Capital One

D

Dash

Drynites

Dosmestos

Doona

E

Expedia

F

Finish

Febreeze

Fixodent

Fairy

G

Goop

Gerber

Gys

H

HSBC

Huggies

Hayat

I

Imodium

J

JCB

K

Kimberly-Clark

Kleenex

L

Lion

Little Swimmers

Lenor

M

Mr Muscle

Minidou

Monsanto

N

Nicorette

O

Omo

P

Pampers

Purina Felix

Payoneer

Palmolive

Protex

Pull-ups

P&G

Prima

Pril

Paramount Pictures

Q

R

Rejoice

Rinso

Rogaine

S

Signal

Sensus

Sudafed

T

Tide

U

Unilever

Us Cellular

V

Vim

Vanish

Vicks

W

X

Y

Yumus

Z

(Places)

A

B

C

D

Disney

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

(People)

A

Ashley Tisdale

Amy Schumer

Andy Beshear

B

Bono

Ben Savage

Bella Thorne

Beyonce

C

Chris Evans

Claire Holt

Ciara

Chris Rock

Chris Pine

D

Demi Lovato

Dwayne Johnson

DJ Khaled

E

Eva Longoria

F

G

Gal Gadot

H

I

Ian Somerhalder

J

Jamie Lee Curtis

James Maslow

Justin Bieber

Jennifer Aniston

Jaclyn Hill

Jack Harlow

Jordan Peele

Joseph Quinn

Jack Black

K

Kylie Jenner

Kim Kardashian

Kris Jenner

Kerry Washington

Katie Perry

Karlie Kloss

Khloe Kardashian

Kat Graham

Kendall Jenner

Kourtney Kardashian

L

Lebron James

Lana Condor

Lana Del Rey

M

Millie Bobby Brown

Malala

Mindy Kaling

Mark Hamill

Madonna

N

NFL

Nina Dobrev

Natalie Portman

Nabela

Nicole Richie

Noah Schnapp

O

Octovia Spencer

P

Perez Hilton

Paul Wesley

Phoebe Tonkin

Pia Mia

P!nk

Q

R

Ronaldinho

Rihanna

S

Sofia Richie

Shaquir O'neal

Selena Gomez

T

Tara Strong

Taika Waititi

Taylor Swift

Tyler Perry

U

Usher

U2

V

Vanessa Hudgens

Viola Davis

W

X

Y

Z

[sonicfangamebot]

'Shadow's Ladder' (2022) by Andrex (Demo) Explore the mysterious island where Shadow the Hedgehog wakes up. https://www.sonicfangameshq.com/forums/showcase/shadows-ladder.1404/

[greatgreenwelshadventures]

Clear proof that Tesco Finest toilet tissue is just as good as Andrex!

[dndhistory]

414. Various Authors - Imagine #30 (September 1985)

Apparently oblivious to the fact that this would be the last ever issue of Imagine, the magazine seems to be firing on all cylinders at this point. With a full issue dedicated to Vikings, this is actually a good issue, with in-depth articles on Viking lore and legend and an adventure which appropriately is set during Ragnarok, the end of the world.

It was certainly Ragnarok for Imagine, which this issue decided to replace their usual film critic, Colin Greenland, for some guy called Neil Gaiman who appears to have really hated Ridley Scott's Legend. I get it, but saying Scott "can't direct his way out of an Andrex commercial" seems a bit of a hot take as he had already directed such titles as Alien and Blade Runner by 1985... not exactly bad films.

As usual we also get more content for the Pelinore campaign setting and as usual for a Viking themed issue, loads of ideas on how to include Viking themes in your (A)D&D. So, a fond farewell to Imagine, a magazine that while not spectacular always managed to have at least a couple of really good issues and which also had a great group of writers writing for it. 

[monkeyssalad-blog]

Detail from a 1956 Andrex advertisement by totallymystified