Imagine being the guy who gets paid to stare at andrew tates twitter until he gives away his location and having to force yourself to watch one of his brain-rotting videos about his pp until suddenly you happen to recognise the pizza box he’s bragging about and you just sit there like
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imagine being so insecure that you rat yourself out to the romanian authorities after being involved in human trafficking because greta thunberg called your dick small
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Someone should make a musical about Andrew Tate’s arrest.
Some gay man plays Andrew state to get the gaydars all sounding in everyone’s heads.
Greta Thunberg plays Greta Thunberg.
Pizza man is played by an incredibly famous actor that only shows up for a minute. Their role is to act really disappointed for not getting a larger tip instead of a crusty dollar bill.
Andrew state says “not my fault you’re a peasant,” before turning around and kicking the door closed. He reads Greta’s tweet out loud to the audience.
He runs around frantically taking off his baggy clothes to put on a fancy robe, grabs a dozen cigars, sets the pizza next to him, and proceeds to mockingly recite the entire video with a part when he flashes his nipple to the crowd.
Lights go off, a person comes out with a sign that reads “The Next Day” in the new scene that was changed.
Andrew Tate is arrested, Andrew lies on the ground with his ass up as he is handcuffed.
Even better if it’s interactive.
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Andrew Tate and his brother were arrested for Human Trafficking!!🥳
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(via Andrew Tate Arrested for Human Trafficking in Romania After Pizza Box Gave Away His Location)
he’s dumber than you thought...and you already thought he was an idiot
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Remember that one time Edvin said Andrew Tate didn't deserve to be famous?
I think this event is relevant to remember today.
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At the much better suggestion of my brother:
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