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tribute to expensive siffrin plush i saw

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I open my wallet and out cascades a comically long accordion of pictures of my OCs

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something something anime horse game

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I want to own a house and have a garden in the back and a fruit tree in front and I want to tell the neighborhood kids that they can come pick the fruits when they want as long as they leave some for others, and I want to host dinners for friends and make too much food and make everyone go home with some leftovers, and I want to grow vegetables in my garden and beg my neighbors to take all this zucchini off my hands or I'll have to eat zucchini for every meal for the next few months, and I want to give and feed and love but I need more goddamn money first

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obsessed with this comment on the page for an item with a very low drop rate

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Dropped my fucking heart emoticon

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Van Helsing in movie adaptations: Dracula's nemesis

Van Helsing in the book: Dracula's real estate lawyer's wife's girlfriend's fiancé's boyfriend's university professor

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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everytime i see someones list of characters they like from homestuck and there's no women i mostly assume they're at least a bit sexist. why can't you connect with the very well developed main female characters in the cast but you love gamzee?

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celebrating the 10th anniversary of the eu release of ghost trick!

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🌹 a flower for everyone not feeling their best today

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we pretty much know the answer to 3+9. to several decimal places in fact

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educating him

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TIL that the “left Twix vs right Twix” ad campaign suddenly ended when a giant sinkhole opened up under the Iowa factory that made the right Twix and destroyed the entire building killing 30 people. The story was immediately buried and they stopped mentioning right Twix. Google “SpongeBob x squidward yaoi” for more information

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The Simpsons predicted the gender of my first born. They got it wrong. That is, until my child turned 23 at which point The Simpsons was acquitted of all wrongdoing, given a presidential pardon, and released from prail (prison jail) for good retroactive behavior.

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Come on everyone, there's still time to let Team Cherry know they can still cancel the game! #CancelSilksongNOW

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i was at a cafe today and they had glasses of sugar with like a tiny lid on the tables and one lid was open so a bunch of wasps were climbing in and literally shoving the sugar into their mouths with their little paws

they hit the sugary jackpot