#andrew kober

[stinkyhorsebitch]

Koberjuice sceenshot dump

[pureanonofficial]

No! Back off, Mom! Back off! Because of her, I got to live. Briefly. It was very briefly. And you know, can I just say something? Uh, life? That is a goddamn roller coaster. I don’t know how you people do that. It's like one minute you’re on top of the world, and the next, you feel like no one will ever love you.

[lovesarr0w]

NEW 🪲🧃 DISCORD SERVER ‼️‼️ 🫵🏾🤯🤯🤯💥💥💥

I finally got around to trying to make a cool looking little discord server for beetlejuice brain rot & I finally have it finished I think !!!! 🥹🥹 The server is ADULTS only (18 and up), & hopefully it'll serve as a better opportunity to get to know each other & yap together, etc . :D

just a bit of extras : prosh*p / beetleb*bes / beetlel*ds is not tolerated here, feel free to share the link and invite friends who may be interested, & have fun !!! :3

[yuckcuy]

I’m gonna ramble abt the diff beetlejuices rq.

I really like the differences between all the musical beetlejuices and i kinda wanna point out my thoughts on them. just some brain vomit.

(i haven’t seen much of koberjuice so i won’t speak abt him much.)

Alexjuice IS beetlejucie. He’s perfectly made for the role. He’s what i think abt when i think abt bjtm, yknow? No one really talks abt how his beetlejuice IS SCARY LOOKING. he’s the scariest of them all. Like all the others look like a dead guy. sure. but alexjuice is acc scary looking- he has the creepy faces nailed. he has creepy mannerisms and gestures. iykwim.

Justinjuice is my fav. I think he’s charming- but not in the same way as Alexjuice. He’s not as scary, but he pulls off angry beetlejuice really REALLY well. Justinjucie is like,,, more broody?? He broods. His voice is deeper and i think his acting is very satisfying to watch. Exaggerated but not overly flamboyant? if that makes sense.

Blumjuice is cuter. No one really talks about him. He focuses more on singing than the voice which is kinda refreshing. He’s cartoon like alex but not scary. His facial expressions are smooth and i really like how he jumps around. I feel the chemistry between him and the rest of the cast more. It feels like he’s full of more energy than the others. (not like the others have no energy but like blum is a very active beetlejuice. like.. he’s silly.)

Koberjuice, i know nearly nothing about. I kinda just like how the costume looks on him- he embodies demon grunkle. i love that. (again sorry. idk much about kober. i gotta find a show of his to watch.)

ANYWAYS. this is just a little ramble to myself. Ik that this is probably sooo grammatically incorrect. IM JUST SPILLING MY THOUGHTS. this prolly makes no sense to anyone reading it, sos!!!

[rosiebeetle]

Different beetlejuice headcannons I have depending on actor!!! Because this is my account and why not :3 (tw for mentions of hanging and homophobia a long with abuse. Iget very srs when it comes to my juice lore)

Justinjuice: adhd/hyper compulsive pan/non binary sowhere under the I don't give a fuck umbrella yk doesn't care what pronoun you use. He definitely was a human or "breather" before death but he died somewhere in the 1700s maybe 1600s (Pilgrim times you get the gist) he was sentenced to death by hanging because him and his lover got caught together once (kissing.. Get your mind out of the gutter) his past lover just so happened to look like Adam and have the same name. Past lover was able to escape while bj unfortunately did not. That is the reason he is so drawn to Adam but he doesn't know that because he doesn't remember anything from his past besides a few flash memories. (This hc based on me and my girlfriends au rp thing we have) Juno was absolute trash to him but still lied and said he was her son. Juno basically forced him into the human world to watch the maitlands since they were important and needed to die and go to the netherworld quick he also has BPD or bi polar because I say so and I like projecting

Brightjuice: autistic mainly highly sensitive to touch and lights and stuff also very needs to move at all times or he will start exploding (his head tilts t Rex arms ect) greysexual/bi and genderfluid (mainly he/her) he was definitely a born dead, Juno in my opinion TRIED to be a good mother but grew tired of his autistic meltdowns fast and quickly became a bad one. The reason why I think he's more of a born dead is because of his actions and maneruisms (idk how to spell it sorry..) He's very unhuman like especially compared to all the other juices (very buggy twitchy, not very good at being among the living)

Koberjuice: definitely a mix of audhd definitely on the spectrum there more sensory than hyper, hates fur like absolutely despises the feeling (very specific ik shush) but like the scratchy fur they put on those shitty stools at Burlington and the fur on short hair dogs (like pitbulls) but long softer furs like bunnys and cats is ok it just has to be soft. Very bi and doesn't really have a gender label he just likes he/she sometimes they and enjoys it when people asks what hes feeling today. Also a born dead but unlike brightjuice he never really spent much time with other dead people, Juno was a shit mother to begin with so to escape he hung around humans a lot putting on a humany look to avoid people hating him but in his early 20s Juno found out and cursed him (I unfortunately do not have a koberjuice gif.. So have this!)

Blumjuice (just what I've taken from the clips since I have watched a full boot so sorry if this is more out of character..): adhd like justinjuice very hyper likes to move and stuff and just very touchy he likes touchy touchy things yk the type of guy to go to a craft store or home Depot just to touch shit. Also bi but more he/they than she, it's very rare that he likes she to be used but there are times. Also was a human before dieing but he died more roaring 20s from getting involved with some bad people (hence the whole suit and style) stayed very connected with the world after becoming a demon though, not COMPLETELY dumb about technology but he does need help using it though (again.. No gif of hin.. Forgive me stolen from erynn COUGH)

[getthestarstrades]

The West End revival of Hair opened April, 2010 at the Gielgud Theatre ☮

[legendary-defender-of-fandoms]

Don’t End Yourself, Defend Yourself.

This is for everyone else who isn’t doing well right now. I used the Musical flavor of Beetlejuice for my story, but please know there’s not a single iteration of Beetlejuice who would want you to hurt yourself. Things are awful & will only get worse, but we can’t give up.

[ealvara7]

So... I got some Beetlejuice Playbills! 🪲

I was originally gonna hold off on sharing these until I got everything in my new Beetlejuice collection altogether, but since I've got a couple of other things on there that I'd like to share in detail, I feel it's best to dedicate a post to the Playbills by themselves.

And boy, do I got an interesting story to share about these.

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I took an interest in collecting some Playbills after I saw @mastersprogram's post sharing their own signed School of Rock Playbill. It made me realize that I wanted a Playbill that had Alex Brightman's signature as well.

I looked around eBay to see my options, and that's when I decided that I wanted at least one Playbill from the DC run, one Playbill from the Winter Garden (2019) run, and one Playbill from the Marquis Theatre (2022) run.

For the DC and Marquis Theatre Playbills, I got regular ones.

As for Winter Garden...?

I found a signed one.

I knew that I wanted a signed Playbill with the original Broadway cast, but I figured those would be more difficult to find, so I left myself open to getting a Playbill with the reopening cast as my second option.

I genuinely did not expect to find this one... and this is where I wanna share the story about my experience getting this signed Playbill-

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Purchasing signed Playbills online can be a tricky thing to do because... some of them are forged.

I didn't even stop to consider this until after the fact. When I did, I was extremely nervous...

I started looking a bit into the seller I got the signed Playbill from and... it was a genuinely interesting find.

They had not only been selling the signed Playbill, but also a couple of other souvenirs that they got when they saw the musical back in May 2019.

They actually gave me a streamer they picked up from the show! They mentioned it in the listing, which was what interested me to buy the Playbill.

There was just something heartwarming to see what was essentially a story unfolding in their Beetlejuice listings. I may not be 100% certain about the signatures, but the fact that the seller went out of their way to show proof that they were there, makes me much more confident that what I got is legit.

That being said... I think I will just stick to regular Playbills from now on.

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To close this off, I wanna share just a few more pics of the Playbills I got. This picture is from my Winter Garden Playbill, showing the original cast.

For the Marquis Theatre one, I actually got an extra slip showing some of the temporary cast changes that I imagine occurred for one of the performances.

This picture I took specifically for @stinkyhorsebitch, who has expressed an interest in this version of the bug man.

Also, I just realized after the fact that I got exactly three Beetlejuice Playbills-

"Three times in a row", indeed...

[asadpuppetshow]

At my show the Handbook For The Recently Deceased fell into the trap door so here's how Andrew Kober played the mishap off.

[mollysails]

hey !! does anyone happen to have a beetlejuice slime tutorial with andrew kober?

either as beetlejuice himself or as adam would be fine !!

[hoodoo12]

At Times Like These--

--we have only each other.

This past weekend was a blur but my exhaustion is worth it.

I splurged and saw the matinee on Sunday and well as the final show.

First, Andrew Kober as Beetlejuice for the matinee. He is AMAZING. It felt like watching the show for the first time again. People have their favorites and fans like us can appreciate the differences all the understudies put into the role, but Kober is the second best Beej. Full stop. He has a fantastic mix of desperation and manic energy, with an underlying menace that, ngl, Alex sort of lost as the show went on.

During the matinee there was audience participation I haven't heard ever happening:

Kober says his line, "All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say “Hey."

Couple of audience members say loudly, "Hey!"

Kober continues, "I see you."

More audience, "I see you!"

Kober, "I accept you."

More audience, "I accept you!"

Kober, "And I fear for my safety around you.”

All of the audience, "And I fear for my safety around you!"

Kober, pauses. Then, "Nope. Didn't work."

We, the entire audience, lost.our.minds.

Now. The closing show ...

Fucking hell. I mean that in the best possible way.

Standing ovations from the beginning. For every actor.

It took so long for Alex to even drop the newspaper. He tapped his foot. He leaned back (allllll the way back) to lean on the coffin. He got on the floor. Then, and only then, did he drop the paper to renewed enthusiastic applause.

Every actor played along with their rightfully deserved ovation and applause during their entrances. It was so heartwarming.

I know everyone has seen all the "what happened during the last performance" posts that people are doing, but NO ONE has mentioned these things:

1) at the end of the TBS reprise, Alex ran up the stairs with a clone and started aggressively making out with them as the set changed

2) when Adam stops him from murdering Charles and goes into his "you have groped me, etc" speech, Alex made these increasingly feral, increasingly loud snarling noises like he was getting ready to scrap (. . . or screw)

3) during the Adam and Beej kiss, it went hard. Alex groped David's ass and pretended to dip a finger between his ass cheeks/shove a finger in him, then smelled his finger when David was pulled away. Then he stalked after David for more before Kerry grabbed him.

(I know I am looking at all that though the lens of a smut writer, but hoooo boy.)

Alex Timbers' speech was nice, but not allowing anyone else to say anything?! Fuck whoever made that decision. Alex was actively walking forward for the mic when the curtain stared coming down. He and Elizabeth looked surprised, so they weren’t told about it, obviously, which is unfortunate and understandably upsetting. Here is someone who had been active with the show since 2017 helping to make it what it became plus a new star that embraced (and was embraced by) the fandom, to the point she cracked during the very last word of the show, and they were denied? I'd heard from reliable sources that other cast members had some things prepared as well, and they didn't get the chance to say anything either. It was just abrupt and crushed the energy that had been wild up till then.

This show has meant so much to so many people, including myself. Alex Timbers told us what we already knew: Over a million people saw Beetlejuice on Broadway. That the audience for Beetlejuice was statistically younger than the average for Broadway shows. That Beetlejuice was the first Broadway show for a huge number of audience members. That the fact that fans were so engaged and active that we helped bring it back from the dead. We said his name three times, and Beetlejuice returned for a real send off, one the show deserved, to 1600 adoring Netherlings.

[stinkyhorsebitch]

Koberjuice screenshots i found behind my dumpster

This one is blurry af but it looks like the chaotic version of the last supper so i had to

[mastersprogram]

5 Am And… I Can’t Sleep SO showing off The beetlejuice playbill my sibling gifted me Xmas Eve

[d-criss-news]

Via Farra Kober's Instagram Story (September 17th, 2023)

[madam-o]

You guys I'm so upset. If anyone knows where I can find any gifs or clips of Andrew Kober playing Adam to Alex's BJ please contact me. I had no idea you guys. I just learned about this. Trying to figure out the logistics of how this pairing would even work is breaking my little brain and I must witness it for myself. It must've been like a gnome trying to climb on top of a St. Bernard.