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Hockey Names That Go Hard
Just a fun little post of some hockey player names that I think are really cool or fascinating.
Kristopher Pierre Joseph Irwin Letang - Tanger, one question, why so many middle names?
Erik Sven Gunnar Karlsson - Go off, viking king!
Oliver Oscar Emanuel Ekman-Larsson
Rickard Lars Gunnar Roland Rakell
Cal Clutterbuck
Nino Niederreiter
Zemgus Girgensons
Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen
Jack St.Ivany - romance movie character much?
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins
Leon Draisaitl
Mirolsav Satan (yeah, I know it was shah-tahn, but it's still cool)
Rick Rypien (rest in peace, Rypper)
Andreas Athanasiou
Justin Abdelkader (originating from Arabic! Abdul-Qadir)
Jeff Beukeboom
Kevin Shattenkirk
Juraj Slafkovsky
Arber Xhekaj
Darius Kasparaitis
Slater Koekkoek
Ilya Kovalchuk
Alexander Ovechkin
Evgeni Malkin
Jack Studnicka
Rod Brind'Amor
Zach Whitecloud
Elias Fredrik Pettersson - if EK is a viking king, Petey is a viking prince
Teddy Blueger
Magnus Hellberg - love ya, Chopper!
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Elvis Merzlikins
Igor Shesterkin
Mika Zibanejad
Carter Verhaeghe
Shayne Ghostisbehere
Sergei Gonchar
Zach-Aston Reese
Thatcher Douglas Demko
Garnet Hathaway
Gabriel Landeskog - awesome name for a gorgeous man.
Sidney Patrick Crosby - Irish af and I love it sm.
Patrice Bergeron
Brad Marchand
Daniel Hans Sedin and Henrik Lars Sedin - my beloved super twins!
Zdeno Chara - brief, blunt, and fucking massive.
Andrew Mangiapane
Mats Zuccarello
Teuvo Teravainen
Sergei Bobrovsky
Andrei Vasilevskiy
Rasmus Ristolainen
Dustin Byfuglien - no idea how you get buff-lin from that, but oh well.
Joel Eriksson-Ek
Jonathan Huberdeau - also sounds like a hockey booktok mc.
Kailer Yamamoto
Dakota Joshua - my beloved
Evgeny Kuznetsov
Vincent Desharnais- welcome to Vancouver, Vinny!!
Taro Tsujimoto - if you know, you know!
Henri Jokiharju
Kasperi Kapanen - cat boy extraordinaire!
Jarome Iginla - I know he has like, a million, middle names but I'm not typing all that out.
Nils Hoglander - or, pardon me: Nils - Big Hog - Hoglander!!!
Jonathan Quick - sounds like a superhero!
Rob Klinkhammer
Anze Kopitar
Jaromir Jagr - a badass name for an equally badass man.
Bill Quackenbush
Jordin Tootoo
Jonathan Cheechoo
Radek Bonk, and his son, Oliver Bonk
Jonathan Lekkerimaki - our baby swede!
Gino Odjik - rest in peace, big man!
Ulf Niklas Alexander Edler - miss you, Eagle!! Please come home to us, dad!
Bowie Horvat - Take care of him, Islanders.
If anyone has any others, chuck them in the replies or reblogs!
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Andrea Bergeron Bio, Age, Family, Boyfriend, Wiki, Birthplace| Dot Local
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HARRISON BERGERON (1995). Sean Astin stars in Kurt Vonnegut’s warning of forced equality in America under an average, boorish President.
#film#cinema#1990s#sean astin#kurt vonnegut#kurt vonnegut jr.#harrison bergeron#short story#adaptation#eugene levy#pres. mccloskey#equality#handicap#howie mandel#andrea martin#christopher plummer#bruce pittman#communism
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“It was a maddening image —
Little by little, the rooftop space filled up with guests. It’s impossible for a rum-sponsored party not to turn lively; and certainly, it has. While some are happy with their drinks and stay in the venue, drinking and dancing their spirits away — others choose to venture out, either returning to their rooms or getting lost in the maze that are the corridors of The Mark hotel.
In either case, the night is light and young, and there’s not a worry in their minds.
Little do they know however, that in the shadows, the Syndicate awaits.
— and the only way to whip it was to hang on until dusk —
Although the night had been planned to exhaustion, it’d been all but a coincidence that the operation had fallen on the same date as the party launch. It’s a blessing, at the same time that it’s a curse; more people circulating the area isn’t ideal — but a sea of potential issues isn’t so much so, if they’re impaired to begin with.
130 million dollars, gone up in flames. But they ought to make their money back, somehow.
So here the Syndicate hides, and at around 10:30, they strike. Swift and professional as ever, they go completely unnoticed — and they will take all that they can.
A highly effective heist, right under their noses. Those 130 million earned back in just a night.
No wild cards, no action that isn’t necessary, were the instructions given. Money, jewelry, art, anything of true value — that’s what they’re after. Designed as a victimless crime as far as bloodshed goes, the Syndicate still accounts for all. No issue, lest you get in their way.
— and banish the ghosts with rum.”
Unfortunately however, some unlucky few have. As instructed, should anyone be a concern, be it that they’re found in their rooms or other areas in the midst of the operation — they should be neutralized, by whatever means necessary. All with still keeping their anonymity, and succeeding at their tasks.
The pairs that have crossed paths are:
Ludovica Malatesta and Rus Ralston
Nora Vidal and Lee Malkovich
Zafar and Mathias Cain
Vir Zafar and Ibrahim Ziani
Abel Rousseau and Nik Erykssen
Oliver Wright and Jin Yoo
Tima El-Masri and Audra Smythe-Priestley
Avi Grover and Samar Burman
Max Szczesny and Enzo Principe
Karolina Erykssen and Samar Burman
OOC Info:
Part Two out of Three.
Part two will run for a few days, to allow for everyone to comfortably write their interactions in time; an update will be made both on the blog and discord for subsequent parts.
There is no requirement that people drop previous event threads set during Part 1 — but we encourage everyone to prioritize Part 2. This can be either through new fresh threads, or shifting your Part 1 thread into Part 2.
For characters not involved in the conflict, there are no restrictions to replying to starters (or continuing things) from Part 1, unless they were posted by someone, or are written with someone involved in the conflict. In that case, those starters may no longer be replied to. You’re also free to start any new things with other non-conflict characters as you wish.
If you wish to have any injuries (be them major or minor) or heavy impacting plots happen involving your character, please contact the admins so we can include it into the narrative.
Those in the conflict are encouraged to come up with scenarios where, mid-robbery, one would have the other held hostage. Be it at a hotel room, in some hidden office, or anywhere that is far from view and where there would be plenty to steal. They’re on a mission, after all. As always, if you have trouble coming up with ideas, the admins are always willing to help.
At the end of this post, we offer challenges to the guests. However, those are simply suggested interactions — and even if you choose to write it, your character is not limited to just writing those.
SYNDICATE CHARACTERS:
[ ALL SYNDICATE MEMBERS ARE WEARING NEUTRAL BLACK CLOTHING AND MASKS. IF THEIR CLOTHES WEREN’T NEUTRAL AT THE PARTY, THEN AT THIS POINT THEY WOULD HAVE CHANGED. NOTHING ABOUT THEIR APPEARANCE (THAT THEY CAN CONTROL) SHOULD BE RECOGNIZABLE. EVEN IF ENCOUNTERING SOMEONE THEY HAVE MET BEFORE, THEY ARE TOLD TO KEEP THEIR IDENTITIES SECRET TO THE BEST OF THEIR ABILITIES. ]
For Syndicate members especially, Part 2 should be prioritized so that plots can flow easily.
If you have Part 1 threads, we won’t ask that you drop them, but that you work your way into finishing them — with your characters, above all, keeping in mind that they have a job to do. It might be a night of fun for everyone else, but not them.
From now on, you can only interact with other Syndicate members, or the character you were paired with.
You can write as many mid-robbery threads with your fellow Syndicate members as your heart desires. Interactions amongst them are allowed, and absolutely encouraged!
As far as the rest of the party goes, you may only interact with the character yours was paired with, as one is the other’s hostage.
Your character should be focused in the robbery itself and collecting valuable goods. Anyone they’ve encountered is damage control.
Important: this is meant to be an incredibly secretive and smooth operation. Get in, get out, without causing disturbance. The main party should not have any inkling or knowledge that this is happening.
POINTS AND CHALLENGES:
Syndicate members and conflict volunteers will each earn 20 points for writing their paired threads. (It doesn’t matter if one character ‘wrote’ the starter; both members will be awarded points.)
All remaining characters will earn 20 points for completing the challenges prompted below. They are not mandatory, but we will reward you if you choose to go forth with them.
The points above will be awarded at the end of the event, to account for any starters going unanswered or quickly dropped, as we wish to be as fair as possible.
Surprise! We’re also rewarding conflict volunteers with 30 points for being wonderful team players and allowing us to use their characters for this plot. We adore you and appreciate you, so here’s a small gesture to reflect that!
CHALLENGES:
Jennifer Callaghan recognizes Izaak Walker from his internet presence, and attempts to strike an interview, or even a comment. Izaak knows it’s unadvisable to go forth with it, given all the rum ingested tonight.
Andrea Galán has been avoiding Aaron Keaton, until they cross paths. There’s an inkling or knowledge of her involvement with crime, and tensions rise.
Gideon Hayes is spotted by an off duty Joaquim Borges whilst trying to deal — be it to a random guest, or worst yet, the very detective himself.
Danvir Persaud thinks he recognizes Laith Hassan, from briefly crossing paths in the law-and-lawful world. There’s no reason for a sketch artist and a lawyer to engage however, until now — that they’re both trying to get a vending machine to work.
Renata Cervantes-Müller and Úrsula Villa are both powerful women in their own right — except that they share far different ideals, and defend different people. It’s been easy to avoid one another thus far, until the elevator doors fail, locking them in.
A dentist and the state’s most prominent politician walk into a... bathroom. It’s a classic, slightly awkward, run-in. Except this time, it involves Nicholas Bergeron — and Julian Berkeley.
Jakob Cervantes-Müller is a busy man, and the things keeping him busy aren’t the kindest. For prevention (and future endeavors), he needs a lawyer — and he’s heard Adam Starke is one of the best. What a coincidence, that their drinks just got mixed up at the bar.
Constance Romero, the Cartel’s informant manager, is always on the lookout for future contacts. Like some other select people, she’d heard of Lev Movska’s defection from The Brotherhood — and hell if she isn’t going to try and get all of that knowledge into archive for them. The enemy of my enemy, as they say.
With too much rum in their system, Lola Villarin and Diego Romero end up wandering — testing every other room for unlocked doors. Eventually, they make it into a suite; it’s all fun and games, until the lock won’t allow them back out.
Hazel Arthur and Ryan Fitzgerald barely look at each other, when touching up their make-up in the lobby’s bathroom. But they have to acknowledge each other’s presence when they realize they’re locked in — and Hazel hasn’t heard back from her partner in far too long.
They’d both had the same idea — the hotel’s fire escape as the perfect spot for a smoke break. Hans Starke and Zuleika Sandoval are now forced to share the space (that both claim to have found first).
Bob Bekker and Aera Paek, different positions at different publications. One man with success in his horizon, and a woman who can grant anyone it. It’s a throw-away conversation until the words fact checker come to rise. The best paper, after all, is the most accurate one — would this man do her the favor of failing, in exchange for a brighter future?
Araceli Aguilar suddenly stops Heather Hyeon Seo in the middle of the lobby, with an unwarranted prediction of her future. Even if Heather doesn’t believe in it, it’s intriguing enough that she must hear more.
Rahi Kumar is well known for his love of the sky, preferring to gaze upwards towards the heavens; it is this exact preference, that sends him careening into Andel Kenza, who scurries away from a main party room, clutching what appears to be an empty bottle of rum, a strange substance congealed on its base. The pair stare at another another - a stalemate.
Erin Katz was never a woman to wait for opportunity to simply knock on her door - she prefers to kick it in herself, a stiletto crashing through wooden panels. JJ Baptiste is a man who can make or break you in this city, and with the intriguing wallet she’s just found on the floor, she thinks she’s got enough leverage to earn his ear as he lords over a table in the back of the bar.
Moon Subin is currently scouting the media world, looking for new voices to either support his agenda in the press — or to simply gain insight. It’s unclear which Maureen Keaton could be, yet... but it’s worth a try.
FINAL NOTES
1 — If by any chance your pairing partner, or your challenge partner doesn’t get back to you — please contact the main page and we will rearrange things so that you may still write it! No one will be left without some event fun, we promise.
2 — If you’ve missed the window to volunteer your character for conflict, or you have joined recently and didn’t know about it, you can shoot the main page a message and we will do our very best to include you into the action. Only main page messages, please — as Discord will be hard to keep track of.
3 — As always, the admins are only a message away should you have any questions.
Part 2 interactions are now open. Have fun!
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Marchand Scores 2, Bruins Beat New Jersey On The Road
By Tom C
Today, the bruins were starting today’s game with a 6-5-0 record, coming off a disappointing loss to the Edmonton Oilers on thursday. The devils entered the game with a record of 7-5-2. Jeremy Swayman (3-2-0) would start for the bruins across the ice from New Jersey’s Jonathan Bernier (5-1-2), who was playing his 400th NHL game.
It was a relatively quiet first period, although, New Jersey’s Pavel Zacha would get a clean breakaway but Swayman would shut him down. However, Boston opened the scoring late in the period when Erik Haula put a rebound five hole through Bernier for his first as a bruin at 17:32 with assists from Karson Kuhlman and Anton Blidh.
In the second period, the bruins capitalized again when, after the devils’ Dawson Mercer went to the box for tripping, Brad Marchand scored a powerplay goal at 4:10 from Charlie McAvoy and Patrice Bergeron. Unfortunately though, just seconds later, Mercer would make up for it as he would score a goal of his own to cut the bruins lead in half with assists from Andreas Johnsson and Jesper Bratt at 4:38. Marchand made it 3-1 Boston with his second of the game at 6:52 off the rebound from a Patrice Bergeron one timer. With 1:24 left in the period, Jeremy Swayman made a big glove save on Nico Hischier to keep it that way. With 0:35 left though, Jesper Bratt scored off a pass from Dawson Mercer after a pass attempt by Charlie Coyle deflected in front off a ref. That was how the period ended.
At 10:49, after an accidental hit by Taylor Hall kept New Jersey’s Ryan Graves from getting back into the play, Patrice Bergeron buried a loose puck into the devils’ net after a strong net drive from David Pastrňák.Charlie McAvoy had the secondary assist. New Jersey pulled Bernier for the extra skater near the end of regulation but then the puck was turned over to Jake DeBrusk who at 19:06 put the game away with the empty netter to make it 5-2 bruins and that is how the game would end.
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Okay Hanna, who in the nhl do you think is to nipple piercings, who has a lactation kink, who is into titty f*cking, etc? Love your lists and endless wisdom ❤️
buckle up babes, here is the boob-focused-sex-stuff masterlist (i ran out of ideas on how to include in the list and even had to ask the gc for help so if you have even more ideas let me know so i can make a part two) ❤️
there’s also too many players but i tried to tag everyone…. sorry if not all of them are tagged please tell me if i need to fix stuff
i’ll put it under read more because it’s massive (read more only works on pc so if you’re on mobile i’m sorry you have to scroll past all of this)
nipple piercings
Adrian Kempe
Alex DeBrincat
Alex Galchenyuk
Alex Nylander
Alex Ovechkin
Alex Turcotte
Alexander Radulov
Anthony Beauvillier
Beau Bennett
David Pastrnak
Jake Virtanen
Jakub Vrana
John Hayden
Kailer Yamamoto
Mat Barzal
Matthew Tkachuk
Noah Hanifin
Patrik Laine
Paul Bissonnette
Taylor Hall
Travis Konecny
Tyler Seguin
Tyson Barrie
Tyson Jost
Zach Werenski
lactation kink
Adrian Kempe
Alex Ovechkin
Alexander Radulov
Andre Burakovsky
Andrew Nielsen
Brad Marchand
Braden Holtby
Brock McGinn
Casey Mittelstadt
Chris Kreider
Christian Djoos
Colin Wilson
Colton Parayko
Dougie Hamilton
Elias Pettersson
Erik Johnson
Erik Karlsson
Gabriel Landeskog
Henrik Lundqvist
Jake DeBrusk
Jason Demers
Jonathan Toews
Laurent Brossoit
Mark Scheifele
Mats Zuccarello
Michael Latta
Nicklas Backstrom
Patrice Bergeron
Paul Bissonnette
Pekka Rinne
Philipp Grubauer
titty fucking
Alex DeBrincat
Alex Galchenyuk
Alex Nylander
Alex Ovechkin
Alex Turcotte
Alexander Wennberg
Andre Burakovsky
Andreas Johnson
Andrei Svechnikov
Andrew Nielsen
Anthony Beauvillier
Auston Matthews
Axel Jonson-Fjällby
Beau Bennett
Ben Bishop
Brad Marchand
Brady Skjei
Brady Tkachuk
Brock Boeser
Brock McGinn
Cale Makar
Carter Hart
Casey Mittelstadt
Charlie McAvoy
Chris Kreider
Claude Giroux
Clayton Keller
Cody Glass
Colton Parayko
David Pastrnak
Dominik Kahun
Dylan Larkin
Dylan Strome
Elias Pettersson
Elvis Merzlikins
Frederik Gauthier
Jack Hughes
Jake Bean
Jake DeBrusk
Jake Virtanen
Jakob Chychrun
Jakub Vrana
Jeff Skinner
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Jesse Puljujarvi
Jimmy Vesey
Josh Anderson
Josh Morrissey
Julius Honka
Juuse Saros
Kailer Yamamoto
Kale Clague
Kasperi Kapanen
Laurent Brossoit
Leon Draisaitl
Lias Andersson
Madison Bowey
Mark Scheifele
Mat Barzal
Matthew Tkachuk
Mikko Rantanen
Miles Wood
Miro Heiskanen
Mitch Marner
Nathan MacKinnon
Nico Hischier
Noah Hanifin
Nolan Patrick
Paul Bissonnette
Pierre-Luc Dubois
Quinn Hughes
Roope Hintz
Sebastian Aho
Spencer Knight
Taylor Hall
Tom Wilson
Travis Dermott
Travis Konecny
Trevor Zegras
Tyler Ennis
Tyler Seguin
Tyson Barrie
Tyson Jost
Warren Foegele
William Karlsson
William Nylander
Zach Hyman
Zach Werenski
marking your boobs up/love bites/hickeys
Adrian Kempe
Alex DeBrincat
Alex Galchenyuk
Alex Ovechkin
Alexander Wennberg
Andre Burakovsky
Auston Matthews
Brad Marchand
Brady Tkachuk
Brock Boeser
Carter Hart
Charlie McAvoy
Chris Kreider
Claude Giroux
Clayton Keller
Cody Glass
Colin Wilson
Colton Parayko
Connor McDavid
Dante Fabbro
David Pastrnak
Dominik Kahun
Dougie Hamilton
Dylan Strome
Elias Pettersson
Elvis Merzlikins
Erik Johnson
Ivan Provorov
J.T. Compher
Jake DeBrusk
Jake Virtanen
Jakub Vrana
Jason Demers
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Jesse Puljujarvi
Jimmy Vesey
Julius Honka
Juuse Saros
Kailer Yamamoto
Kale Clague
Kasperi Kapanen
Leon Draisaitl
Lias Andersson
Madison Bowey
Mat Barzal
Matthew Tkachuk
Michael Latta
Mika Zibanejad
Mikko Rantanen
Mitch Marner
Morgan Rielly
Nico Hischier
Noah Hanifin
Nolan Patrick
Paul Bissonnette
Pekka Rinne
Philipp Grubauer
Pierre-Luc Dubois
Roope Hintz
Ryan Graves
Spencer Knight
Taylor Hall
Tom Wilson
Travis Konecny
Trevor Zegras
Tyler Seguin
Tyson Barrie
Tyson Jost
William Nylander
Zach Werenski
cumming on them (with lingerie or without)
Alex Galchenyuk
Alex Nylander
Andre Burakovsky
Andreas Johnson
Andrei Svechnikov
Anthony Beauvillier
Auston Matthews
Beau Bennett
Brock Boeser
Cale Makar
Carter Hart
Charlie McAvoy
Chris Kreider
Claude Giroux
Clayton Keller
Colton Parayko
Connor McDavid
David Pastrnak
Dominik Kahun
Dougie Hamilton
Dylan Larkin
Dylan Strome
Elias Pettersson
Elvis Merzlikins
Erik Johnson
Gabriel Landeskog
Ivan Provorov
J.T. Compher
Jack Hughes
Jake DeBrusk
Jake Virtanen
Jakob Chychrun
Jakub Vrana
Jason Demers
Jeff Skinner
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Jesse Puljujarvi
Jimmy Vesey
John Hayden
Kailer Yamamoto
Kasperi Kapanen
Leon Draisaitl
Lias Andersson
Mat Barzal
Matthew Tkachuk
Nathan MacKinnon
Noah Hanifin
Nolan Patrick
Paul Bissonnette
Pierre-Luc Dubois
Quinn Hughes
Sebastian Aho
Spencer Knight
Travis Konecny
Trevor Zegras
Tyler Ennis
Tyler Seguin
Tyson Barrie
Tyson Jost
William Nylander
Zach Werenski
“maybe like… smothering? with the tiddies?” - possum, 2019
Alex DeBrincat
Alex Galchenyuk
Alex Nylander
Alex Ovechkin
Alex Turcotte
Andre Burakovsky
Andrei Svechnikov
Andrew Nielsen
Auston Matthews
Beau Bennett
Brady Tkachuk
Brock Boeser
Cale Makar
Carter Hart
Casey Mittelstadt
Charlie McAvoy
Chris Kreider
Cody Glass
Colin Wilson
Colton Parayko
Connor McDavid
David Pastrnak
Dougie Hamilton
Elias Pettersson
Erik Johnson
Jakub Vrana
Jamie Benn
Jason Demers
Jeff Skinner
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Jesse Puljujarvi
Josh Morrissey
Juuse Saros
Kasperi Kapanen
Leon Draisaitl
Mark Scheifele
Mat Barzal
Mats Zuccarello
Mika Zibanejad
Miro Heiskanen
Morgan Rielly
Nathan MacKinnon
Nicklas Backstrom
Nico Hischier
Nolan Patrick
Oskar Lindblom
Paul Bissonnette
Pierre-Luc Dubois
Rasmus Dahlin
Rich Clune
Roope Hintz
Ryan Graves
Sam Reinhart
Sebastian Aho
Travis Dermott
Travis Konecny
Trevor Zegras
Tyler Ennis
Tyler Seguin
Tyson Barrie
Tyson Jost
William Karlsson
William Nylander
Zach Hyman
Zach Werenski
nipple clamps
Adrian Kempe
Alex DeBrincat
Alex Ovechkin
Beau Bennett
Brad Marchand
Brock McGinn
Chris Kreider
Claude Giroux
David Pastrnak
Erik Karlsson
Frederik Andersen
Henrik Lundqvist
Jamie Oleksiak
Jason Demers
John Klingberg
Jonathan Toews
Matthew Tkachuk
Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Paul Bissonnette
Pekka Rinne
Taylor Hall
motorboating
Alex DeBrincat
Alex Galchenyuk
Alex Ovechkin
Alex Turcotte
Alexander Kerfoot
Alexander Radulov
Alexander Wennberg
Andre Burakovsky
Andrew Nielsen
Anthony Beauvillier
Auston Matthews
Axel Jonson-Fjällby
Beau Bennett
Brad Marchand
Brady Tkachuk
Brock Boeser
Cale Makar
Charlie McAvoy
Chris Kreider
Christian Dvorak
Claude Giroux
Clayton Keller
Cody Glass
Dante Fabbro
Darcy Kuemper
David Pastrnak
Dominik Kahun
Dylan Strome
Elvis Merzlikins
Erik Johnson
Erik Karlsson
Gabriel Landeskog
Garret Sparks
Hampus Lindholm
J.T. Compher
Jack Hughes
Jake Bean
Jake DeBrusk
Jake Virtanen
Jakub Vrana
Jamie Benn
Jamiw Oleksiak
Jason Demers
Jeff Skinner
Jesperi Kotkaniemi
Jesse Puljujarvi
John Hayden
Josh Morrissey
Julius Honka
Kailer Yamamoto
Kale Clague
Kasperi Kapanen
Laurent Brossoit
Leon Draisaitl
Lias Andersson
Madison Bowey
Mario Kempe
Mark Scheifele
Mat Barzal
Matt Grzelcyk
Matthew Tkachuk
Michael Latta
Miles Wood
Mitch Marner
Noah Hanifin
Nolan Patrick
Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Oskar Lindblom
Owen Tippett
Paul Bissonnette
Pierre-Luc Dubois
Quinn Hughes
Rich Clune
Roman Josi
Roope Hintz
Sam Reinhart
Spencer Knight
Taylor Hall
Tom Wilson
Travis Dermott
Travis Konecny
Trevor Zegras
Tyler Seguin
Tyson Barrie
Tyson Jost
William Karlsson
William Nylander
Zach Werenski
boob worship
Alex DeBrincat
Alex Galchenyuk
Alex Ovechkin
Alex Turcotte
Alexander Kerfoot
Alexander Radulov
Alexander Wennberg
Andre Burakovsky
Andreas Johnson
Auston Matthews
Beau Bennett
Ben Bishop
Brad Marchand
Braden Holtby
Brady Skjei
Brock Boeser
Brock McGinn
Cale Makar
Carter Hart
Casey Mittelstadt
Chris Kreider
Colin Wilson
Colton Parayko
David Pastrnak
Dougie Hamilton
Dylan Larkin
Elvis Merzlikins
Erik Karlsson
Frederik Andersen
Frederik Gauthier
Gabriel Landeskog
Henrik Lundqvist
Ivan Provorov
Jake Bean
Jake Virtanen
Jakob Chychrun
Jakub Vrana
Jamie Benn
Jamie Oleksiak
Jason Demers
Jeff Skinner
Jonathan Toews
Josh Anderson
Josh Morrissey
Kasperi Kapanen
Laurent Brossoit
Leon Draisaitl
Madison Bowey
Mark Scheifele
Mats Zuccarello
Matt Grzelcyk
Michael Latta
Mika Zibanejad
Morgan Rielly
Nicklas Backstrom
Oliver Ekman-Larsson
Patrice Bergeron
Paul Bissonnette
Pekka Rinne
Philipp Grubauer
Rich Clune
Ryan Graves
Sam Reinhart
Sebastian Aho
Spencer Knight
Travis Dermott
Travis Konecny
Trevor Zegras
Tyler Ennis
Tyson Barrie
Tyson Jost
Zach Hyman
#Alex Ovechkin#Andre Burakovsky#Auston Matthews#Brock Boeser#Carter Hart#Chris Kreider#Colton Parayko#Jack Hughes#Trevor Zegras#David Pastrnak#Gabriel Landeskog#Brad Marchand#Jamie Benn#Jeff Skinner#Leon Draisaitl#kink list#Mark Scheifele#Morgan Rielly#Nicklas Backstrom#Pekka Rinne#Rich Clune#Travis Konecny#Tyson Barrie#Tyson Jost#Elias Pettersson#Mats Zuccarello#Nico Hischier#Nolan Patrick#William Nylander
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top 5 current players and top 5 retired players?
oh god, okay.
Current players:
1. KRISTOPHER 2. Tyler Ennis 3. Patrice Bergeron 4. Travis Dermott 5. Erik Johnson
Honourable mentions: Andreas Johnsson, Jeremy Bracco, Hornqvist, Erik Karlsson, Nyquist, literally 100 more players jkshdfjdskhf
Retired Players:
1. Steve Yzerman 2. Martin St. Louis 3. Hayley Wickenheiser 4. Henrik Zetterberg (can I assume he’s retired? did he do it formally? anyway) 5. ...idk? maybe Selanne? my top 4 are EVERYTHING but I don't really think I have a definitive 5th person
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captaindboss’ Hottest NHL Players Survey Responses
I’m demonkonecny bc it’s halloween!!! Happy Halloween!!! Anyway I’m finally posting the results of my hottest players per team survey, (it’s closed now so u can’t take it anymore, sorry) which included ur fav ugly hots like jack eichel and connor mcdavid. Y’all had some colorful write-in responses for me, I included my favorites! Anyway, as not to clog dashes I put it under a read more. If you have questions about how I compiled this data or how I organized it, feel free to ask! Also some of y’all didn’t put an answer for like half the teams???? who raised you.
Montreal Canadians
Carey Price (55.02%--126 of 229 votes)
Jonathan Drouin (23.58%--54 of 229 votes)
Shea Weber (13.10%--30 of 229 votes)
Other* (8.30%--19 of 229 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“PK Subban...oh wait...Lars Eller... Oh wait...Drouin...oh wait...Alex Galchenyuk...oh wait shit fine Shea Weber”
“Everyone who has escaped”
“their ‘attitude problem���“
Boston Bruins
Brandon Carlo (30.26%--69(lol) of 228 votes)
Patrice Bergeron (Cause y’all would kill me if I didn’t put him) (29.82%--68 of 228 votes)
David Pastrnak (yum i lov carb) (25.88%--59 of 228 votes)
Other* (14.04%--32 of 228 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
[About Carlo] “He’s a baby but also like has an ageless vampire quality which appeals to my ovaries, long conditioned by teen vampire novels”
“Brad Marchand's tongue (only the tongue)” [this ain’t it chief]
“I love my alien father tuukka rask” [r u ok]
Bonus, cause I’m weak:
“no one THINKS pasta is hot COME ON i hate us” [it’s okay, he is VERY hot, that’s why I put him lmao]
“Zdeno chara babey” [R U OK]
Bl*ckh*wks
Girl as if (44.80%--99 of 221 votes)
Jonathan Toews (22.62%--50 of 221 votes)
If you put pk*ne here i’ll come to your house and murder you*^/other (17.65%--39 of 221 votes)
hahahahaHAHAHA (14.93%--33 of 221 votes)
*= tie between Nick Schmaltz and John Hayden.
^= 3 people want me to come to their houses and murder them, unfortunately it’s still illegal to do so, therefore I will not be doing that.
Write-ins
“toews player portrait makes him look like a human condom”
“i live in chicago and am willing to take 1 for the team and take out k*ne”
“Bitch you funny but also Alex Debrincat”
New York Rangers
Brady Skjei (46.32%--107 of 231 votes)
Henrik Lundqvist duh (31.17%--72 of 231 votes)
Brett Howden is the right answer despite not being on the roster yet^ (11.69% (lol)--27 of 231 votes)
Other* (10.82%--25 of 231 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
^= funny enough, like 2 days after I made this Brett made the final cut lmao.
Write-ins
“Chris Kreider (have you seen the golf pic???) [LMFAO yeah I have (it’s probably too NSFW if ur in public fyi if u wanna google it)]
“i'm horny for like half the gd rangers roster!!!!” [lol girl I know, y’all actually have a few cuties I was a lil shocked]
“this is a hot team too bad they suck”
Toronto Maple Leafs
Y’all are demons okay Nikita Zaitsev is a fuckin gem idk why I was surprised about this but I was lmao.
Other* (39.37%--87 of 221 votes) [just know that I hate u all :/]
William Nylander (25.79%--57 of 221 votes)
Nazem Kadri (24.89%--55 of 221 votes)
Nikita Zaitsev (9.95%--22 of 221 votes)
*= Freddie Andersen.
Write-ins
“william nylander isn't a leaf, firstable, and second it's motch murner” [sjdhkdlsjdj everything about this]
“i'm putting rich clune even tho he's on the marlies. SOMETIMES HE COMES UP. he could benchpress ever leaf on the roster.” [ur valid, when u sent this I was like “FUCK they’re right.”]
“None they look like 25 year olds who smoke crack in the parking lot” [this is low-key mean but I still laughed, cause yeah, white dudes. But I’m not condoning drug abuse or jokes about drug abuse, as this person had no intention of doing, I’m sure. Just wanted to put that because I know some people might be concerned.]
Bonus, again, weak:
"Jxhn Txvxrxs” [jhkhfoij why did u censor his name sis??]
“nobody’s attractive on the leafs” [this isn’t true but I’m petty and it’s funny.]
Detroit Red Wings
I was so fucking offended by some of the dylan larkin SLANDER up in these write-ins, y’all can come to my house and fight me thx.
Dylan Larkin (48.23%--109 of 226 votes)
Henrik Zetterberg (im crying) (31.42%--71(CRYING) of 226 votes)
Other* (11.95%--27 of 226 votes)
Andreas Athanasiou (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)
*= 12 votes for “No one/Not Dylan Larkin” (yall r annoying lmfao), 10 votes for Filip Zadina (he’s a CHILD how dare u)
Write-Ins
“Luke glen denting is hot look at his arms and he’s not too old for ME” [girl when I tell u this shit killed me, I mean I SQUAWKED a laugh out and sent it to the fps gc, I was DEAD]
“I don't know what any of the red wings look like and it's probably better that way” [????????????????]
“ion know anyone on the wings except zadina and he scored a gwg against the bruins yesterday so my answer for this one is none 😤😤” [(this was in reference to a pre-season game) lmao sis yall are okay. it was yalls babies against our roster players, I would have offed myself had the outcome been any different lmao]
Bonus
“Does anyone actually play for the red wings” [no]
“filip "thot" zadina” [don’t....]
Los Angeles Kings
The only right answer is Alec Martinez (41.56%--96 of 231 votes)
Adrian Kempe (38.10%--88 of 231 votes)
Anze Kopitar (12.12%--28 of 231 votes)
Other* (8.23%--19 of 231 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“jeff carter would snort a line of coke with gritty” [uhhhhh WHAT]
“uhh wayne gretzky...” [jvfluhddsf sis...]
“I couldn't name anyone on this team if you PAID ME” [fjldfdhfh god I wish that were me, sorry annie u know I joke....]
Philadelphia Flyers
Claude Giroux (44.78%--103 of 230 votes)
Travis Konecny (HAHAHAHAHA that’s my ugly hot gremlin) (24.78%--57 of 230 votes
Other* (22.17%--51 of 230 votes
Wayne Simmonds (8.26%--19 of 230 votes)
*= Nolan Patrick is apparently who y’all think is the 3rd hottest flyer, even tho he Looks Like That rn lmao. fuckin’ lettuce head.
Write-ins
“Gritty's googly eyes are the windows to the soul”
“andrea helfrich” [ur right]
“tk, because country boy i LOVE you 😛”
Bonus
“hey don't make threats abt gritty like that” [I put “if you put gritty i’ll block you”]
“My hellspawn son [Gritty,] is beautiful can’t believe Voracek and G had a son tho” [HDKUHEDKJFHD BITCH]
Pittsburgh Penguins :(
Kris Letang (55.17%--128 of 232 votes)
Other* (19.40%--45 of 232 votes)
Not Sidney Crosby [this is the option for Sidney Crosby] (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)
Tristan Jarry (8.62%--20 of 232 votes
*= different variations of “none” won but only by one vote, the person right behind was Jamie Oleksiak.
Write-ins
“the penguins roster came into my home and killed my entire family, but jamie oleksiak is 6'7" 255 lbs of A Man” [NDKFHSJRFDRBSKRFH valid]
“no penguin has ever been hot. As soon as they put on the jersey the hotness evaporates. Tragic.” [wow look at all that truth right there]
“as a heterosexual i chose letang, and as a flyers fan i choose the penguin mascot” [lmao girl letang is not the answer either]
St. Louis Blues
Colton Parayko (67.11%--151 of 225 votes)
Alex Pietrangelo (17.33%--39 of 225 votes)
Other* (8%--18 of 225 votes)
Ryan O’Reilly (7.56%--17 of 225 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“this [’other’] box shouldn’t exist there are no valid arguments against the angel colton parayko” [tru, but the blues have other hotties so I made the box to be fair to those of us who don’t like Big Blonde Sexies]
“uh valid i guess? idk any of the blues lmao” [LMAOOO I think they meant Vladdy, but “valid” cracked me up]
“ROR can lay me down” [ur so valid lmao]
Buffalo Sabres
Jeff Skinner (60.18%--136 of 226 votes)
Rasmus Ristolainen (17.26%--39 of 226 votes)
Other* (14.16%--32 of 226 votes)
Jack Eichel (8.41%--19 of 226 votes)
*= Inconclusive results. [Y’all big mad that I put Skinner on here. HE’S HOT!]
Write-ins
“Idk but not these lmao” [*instert that gif of the kardashians like “DON’T BE FUCKING RUDE”*]
“Why is Jeff Skinner an option he looks 12″ [who else tho sis. I looked at the roster!]
“If anyone says eichel i will come to their house and steal their toothbrushes. Its conor sheary.” [I took my own survey and picked Eichs but I still have my toothbrush so I guess......... I’m right.]
Bonus:
“Rasmus Ristolainen kinda looks like a creepy half-alive Ken doll, but I'll stand by my choice. Hire an exorcist.” [JDFKHRFWEH GIRL]
“They lost their only cute player when O’Reilly got traded sorry” [boom. roasted]
Vancouver Canucks
Brock Boeser (67.56%--152 of 225 votes)
Other* (13.78%--31 of 225 votes)
Jake Virtanen (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)
Ben Hutton (6.22%--14 of 225 votes)
*=Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“[about Jake Virtanen] all that ass...........” [sjdkfhdkfhdkhfi yeah]
“the city of vancouver” [?????????????????????]
“I keep forgetting that the canucks actually exist” [I’m reasonably sure this is annie lmfao]
Bonus
“I don’t know how any of this team looks either” [idk if I follow Nucks blogs or what but how do u not know Boeser???]
“i don't care enough about this team to even attempt to answer” [this is my brain @ me on the last 5 questions of an exam]
New York Islanders
Mat Barzal (67.69%--155 of 229 votes)
Tito Beauvillier (14.85%--34 of 229 votes)
Jordan Eberle (10.48%--24 of 229 votes)
Other* (6.99%--16 of 229 votes)
*=Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“you say put full names but then u go and say tito??” [LISTEN I was tired at this point and forgot that I was trying to be at least a little bit professional about my thirst survey alright? yeesh]
“Its Matt Martin my dude” [LMAO u funny]
“idk how anyone pays attention to mat when tito is always there looking better barzal looks like every attractive jock ive ever met and i dont trust that”
Calgary Flames
Noah Hanifin (37.95%--85 of 224 votes)
Elias Lindholm (32.59%--73 of 224 votes)
Matthew Tkachuk (20.54%--46 of 224 votes)
Other* (8.93%--20 of 224 votes)
*= Sean Monahan wins 4th hottest.
Write-ins
“[Hanifin] looks like the bad guy in a teen movie. the guy the Main Girl is dating in the beginning but is a real dick to her. you look at him and you KNOW he has a trust fund and votes republican. god he's so hot though” [hanny......... yeah.... yeah....]
“Why do I find Tkachuk attractive? I don't know but I love him” [me too]
“James 'The Real Deal' Neal” [lol I got this answer multiple times]
Washington Capitals
Tom Wilson (31.33%--73 of 233 votes)
Andre Burakovsky (29.18--68 of 233 votes)
Braden Holtby (24.03%--56 of 233 votes)
Other* (15.45%--36 of 233 votes)
*= Michal Kempny and Nicklas Backstrom tied for fourth hottest.
Write-ins
“literally no one, i s2g if i see anyone say ovi is attractive..... jfc god help them” [.... but ovi is dad-hot, also he got 3 votes]
“YOUR STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS! Everyone btw just a hot team of hot ugly men and Tom Wilson” [kskdjskdjksks]
“my sweaty swedish sweetheart; Nicklas Backstrom” [I’m too illiterate to read this right the first time thru lol]
Colorado Avalanche
Gabe Landeskog ( 55.95%--127 of 227 votes)
Other* (22.47%--51 of 227 votes)
Erik “Horsegirl” Johnson (14.1%--32 of 227 votes)
Mikko Rantanen (7.49%--17 of 227 votes)
*= Tyson Barrie won by more than double of all the other write-ins, but honorable mentions go to Nate MacK, Colin Wilson, Tyson Jost, Phillip Grubauer, and The Avs Tumblr People.
Write-ins - I (jokingly) got called bitch so much in these write-ins, y’all feel some type of WAY about this team lmfao.
“but also the tysons. i would buy a whole farm just so those boys could plow me into the ground.” [i’m SCREECHING. this killed me lol]
“only attractive b/c of his proximity to horses? maybe so.” [.... girl what]
Okay, so instead of a third quote, cause I couldn’t pick, I’m gonna put all the other funny EJ comments I was contemplating:
“ej is soooo ugly in the hottest way possible”
“erik "big horny" johnson”
“oh my god Ej was included for once I'm weeping tears of joy”
“What that mouth do EJ?”
New Jersey Devils
Miles Wood (36.12%--82 of 227 votes)
Taylor Hall (33.48%--76 of 227 votes)
Brian Boyle (19.82%--45 of 227 votes)
Other* (10.57%--24 of 227 votes)
*= Nico Hischier with the majority of the write-ins, even tho he’s still a CHILD (under 20).
Write-ins, aka Mostly Taylor Hall Commentary.
“Does Michael McLeod count” [YES girl i love that boy]
“Gucciiiiiii”
“DSL GUCCI”
“Nico Hischier (Taylor Hall I still love you)”
“i chose taylor and i don’t even need a gucci purse”
“If Taylor Hall gave me a Gucci purse I'd vote for him”
“catch me w/ a gucci purse, girl!!!! for real tho miles wood”
Dallas Stars
DISCLAIMER: I mean no disrespect to Katie, she’s fab and I made this survey a month or so ago. If you don’t know what I mean by this--do not ask me, I will delete the message. Thank you!
Tyler Seguin (46.96%--108 of 230 votes)
Katie Hoaldridge (im gay) (35.22%--81 of 230 votes)
Other* (13.91%--32 of 230 votes)
Stephen Johns (3.91%--9 of 230 votes)
*= Jamie Benn.
Write-ins
“tyler seguin has no upper lip” [I screamed, not exaggerating]
“You have to choose [Seguin] but I do so under duress”
“Im gay too” [hell yeah, this is a mlm and wlw friendly survey!]
Edmonton Oilers
Jujhar Khaira (28.57%--64 of 224 votes)
Other* (27.68%--62 of 224 votes)
Contract McMoney (he is hot) (25.89%--58 of 224 votes)
Darnell Nurse (17.86%--40 of 224 votes)
*= Leon Draisaitl won by more than 5 times anyone elses write-in lmao.
Write-ins ft. “The Draisaitl Quotes”
“McMoney’s money- just his money” [lmao ok sammie, HE’S HOT!]
“cannot mcwingames went off in the gq shoot i admit” [*annie voice* OHMYGOD]
“He’s [Khaira] like a romance novel cover like, f me” [tru]
Drai Quotes
“Drai but like lucic cause Momma needs a man that could kill me” [HDGFDHDGFHDH]
“leon dreisetl (is that his name, is this how you spell it?)”
“Leon Draisaitl and his contract that he doesn't deserve” [backhanded compliment lmao]
“the one w the longass name. dry saitl or whatever” [girl. lmfao]
Winnipeg Jets
Jets/laine fans are funny so I’m adding all the funniest ones instead of just 3 or 5. Sorryyyyyy I’m here to entertain.
Blake Wheeler (44.04%--96 of 218 votes)
Mathieu Perreault (but specifically in his newest headshot) (21.56%--47 of 218 votes)
Other* (19.27%--42 of 218 votes)
Connor Hellebuyck (15.14%--33 of 218 votes)
*= Patrik Laine, even tho I said NOT TO, demons.
Write-ins
“Their logo so I can fly away from this stupid team”
“Nobody but I just needed to point out Connor Hellebuyck looks like a stage magician and that is Not Hot” [i respectfully disagree with the last bit but the first parts made me snort]
“I don't know who windy pegg is”
“Boeing 747″ [sjdjsljlshgdu]
“they’re all second to jacob trouba’s dog Donnie”
“Patty Laine, but like, without the demon beard”
“Let me live my life! Laine has a good voice and i have a LANGUAGE KINK!”
“Laine WITH the beard because I don't fear death”
“Sorry, Laine but only with his beard” [I love the halfhearted apology]
“Goatboi”
“ALL HAIL THE GOAT DEVIL”
“laine come at me bitch lol” [denny’s parking lot. 3 am. be there.]
“laine looks like a goat”
“Laine’s Beard”
“LAINE I like the beard but hockey Satan is good to hellebuyck” [I really felt like I was tripping balls while reading all these but, ESPECIALLY this one lmfao]
Arizona Coyotes
Oliver Ekman-Larsson (30.32%--67 of 221 votes)
Jakob Chychrun (28.05%--62 of 221 votes)
Dylan Strome (26.24%--58 of 221 votes)
Other* (15.38%--34 of 221 votes)
*= Alex Galchenyuk, with the majority of the votes.
Write-ins
“pls date me Chych” [annie, that’s my BF!]
“ 🐼 there is no raccoon emoji >:(”
“[Chychrun] [a]lso has a vampire quality but like trust fund baby vampire who has no morals. I’m...into it??”
Honorable mentions: The 2 people who put Biz lmaoooo I love yall.
Carolina Hurricanes
Andrei Svechnikov [he’s a baby but I didn’t know who elseeee] (38.29%--85 of 222 votes)
Haydn Fleury (35.59%--79 of 222 votes)
Other* (15.77%--35 of 222 votes)
Dougie Hamilton (10.36%--23 of 222 votes)
*= Sebastian Aho wins the write-in vote [he ain’t it!]
Write-ins
“Justin Faulk (I’m old so svechnikov is out)” [ugh ur right I didn’t make this more inclusive to people not my age, i’m (genuinely) sorry!!!]
“Formerly Eric ‘the hottest Staal' Staal” [only on the cane’s write-in would I have this happen...]
“[Jordan] staal terrifies me but that's hot” [true!]
San Jose Sharks
Erik Karlsson (70.04%--159 of 227 votes)
Martin Jones (17.62%-- 40 of 227 votes)
Other* (11.01%--25 of 227 votes)
Justin Braun (idk) (1.32%--3 of 227 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“Daddy shark (doo doo doo)” [just so yall know this is, of course, annie, as in anzekopistar, an actual demon, she’s talking about Erik Karlsson :)]
“Brent Burns, you know im right” [are you tho?]
“Okay sometimes I have needs I think Joe Thorton sans beard could fill” [this is why joe shaved. he felt this person in the universe wanting him to, so he did, wow thank u joe]
Ottawa Senators (lol)
Matt Duchene (33.63%--75 of 223 votes)
The entire team (cause they’re a dumpster fire) (30.94%-- 69 [it’s that tkachuk fuckboi energy] of 223 votes)
Other (there are none)* (22.87%--51 of 223 votes)
Spartacat (12.56%--28 of 223 votes)
*= Inconclusive results (because a lot of you took my “there are none” joke a little too seriously and just chose that, no write-in lmao)
Write-ins
“[about Duchene] he's traitorous but it's like that sometimes i guess” [sjdhdjfhkdhf girl it’s okay.]
“.... we're a team“ [i-]
“the senator on their jerseys is p cute ig”
Bonus:
“oh so spartacat is an option but not gritty huh” [LISTEN the flyers are a HOT team, the sens are NOT. that’s why lmao]
“Just based on headshots I’m going with Ben Sexton like also how do you go wrong with that name”
Tampa Bay Lightning
Brayden Point (55.25%--121 of 219 votes)
Other* (22.83%--50 of 219 votes)
Mitchell Stephens (11.87%--26 of 219 votes)
Steve Yzerman (10.05%--22 of 219 votes)
*= Inconclusive results. Although there were a lot of responses none of them added up significantly sooo....
Write-ins
“am i the only one who thinks stevie y was a bit of a twink when he was younger?” [jdhslihdalskdjefh]
“Worst team in the league i hate them and theyre all hideous” [u sure bout that, bud?]
“Stamkos (I love his tiny eyes)” [????]
Florida Panthers
Aaron Ekblad (71.75%--160 of 223 votes)
Aleksander Barkov [r yall ok???] (11.66%--26 of 223 votes)
Other* (10.31%--23 of 223 votes)
Vincent Trocheck (6.28%--14 of 223 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“who are the panthers” [sometimes a team is a dog captain, a(n extremely hot) 27-year-old lawyer, and not owen tippett because the panthers hate me specifically]
“Roberto Luongo during Parkland speech” [... valid]
“barkov is literally the only player i know on this team” [shey would be happy to teach u about the panthers!]
Anaheim Ducks
Adam Henrique (52.47%--117 of 223 votes)
No one else (29.6%--66 of 223 votes)
Other* (10.76%--24 of 223 votes)
John Gibson (7.17%--16 of 223 votes)
*=Inconclusive results.
Write-ins-Ducks fans don’t @ me but i’m pretty sure half of these were submitted by y’all anyways....
“if i look @ anyone on the ducks roster for more than 5 seconds i BLACK OUT” [KSHDGJDHSKH Adam tho....]
“Quack Quack go lay your eggs somewhere else you feathered FUCKS” [sjdjfhdjsksj]
“legal 2 say kesler?” [no. go to jail]
Bonus
“Henrique is fine I have no qualms about your selections” [thnk u]
“jared coreau!!! GOOGLE HIM i’m right” [I said this, and we’ve talked, but I need people to know that I, after seeing this, subsequently found out that the Wings didn’t sign coreau back this offszn lmao]
Nashville Predators
Roman Josi (39.39%--91 of 231 votes)
PK Subban (37.66%--87 of 231 votes)
Kevin Fiala (13.42%--31 of 231 votes)
Other* (9.52%--22 of 231 votes)
*= Pekka Rinne for 4th hottest. [My mom loves him for his name lol. she says it’s “fun”]
Write-ins
“pk wears cool hats. I like that in a man”
“I don't find any of them hot (Josi used too be hot and then I learned he was illiterate and now I feel nothing but pity towards him)” [GIRL]
“preds are also ugly. pk subban would be attractive if he werent a pred” [lmao. what’d they do to u ?]
Columbus Blue Jackets
Pierre-Luc Dubois (50.22%--113 of 225 votes)
Zach Werenski (20.44%--46 of 225 votes)
Josh Anderson (16.89%--38 of 225 votes)
Other* (12.44%--28 of 225 votes)
*= Alex Wennberg is 4th hottest [lmao]
Write-ins
“Can I put werenskie and Anthony Duclair” [valid]
“Just to be clear CBJ is by far the hottest team exemplified by the fact that you left Seth Jones and Alexander Wenneberg off this list when they're like top 20 in hotness. Also Nick Foligino wins if we include looks and personality.” [I didn’t include them cause this is a mix of hot and ugly hot fam, the avs are 100% the hottest team in the NHL, and that’s coming from me, a Wings fan, destined to hate the Avs for my entire life. Also???? The hotter Foligno is def Marcus lmao]
“[About Werenski] only with the scar though otherwise seth jones” [GIRL scars don’t disappear??? WDYM only with the scar??? Are you a time traveler??? lmfaooo]
Minnesota Wild
J.T. Brown (46.46%--105 of 226 votes)
Other* (21.68%--49 of 226 votes)
Eric Staal (20.80%--47 of 226 votes)
Jason Zucker (11.06%--25 of 226 votes)
*= Charlie Coyle. Honorable mentions to Zach Parise and Matt Dumba.
Write-ins
“Charlie Coyle man! V hot, could kill you, gently waves at babies, 10/10″ [exactly my type! wow]
“ Not JT[,] Lexi is the hottest[,] Eric Staal from a few years ago is also hot” [I added commas to your thing cause.... girl it took me a sec to understand what u were tryna say. But also ur right it’s Lexi.]
“love a #wokebae jt” [yaaas]
FINALLY this legit took me like 10+ hours of work cause I had to transcribe all the info cohesively and then go thru all the responses lmao.
Vegas Golden Knights
William Karlsson (40.52%--94 of 232 votes)
Marc-Andre Fleury (30.60%--71 of 232 votes)
Max Pacioretty (16.81%--39 of 232 votes)
Other* (12.07%--28 of 232 votes)
*= Inconclusive results.
Write-ins
“[Karlsson] because he looks like young Bill from Mamma Mia” [shfhdjdhf girl]
“fleury isn't hot you absolute monster” [???????? drink ur bitterness tea somewhere else pls]
“let's find out just how wild this boy is” [pftd dtduftdhjfgdjfghdjf]
Bonus/Honorable mentions:
The TWO people who put “colin miller’s eyelashes” lmfaoooo
Alrighty this is The End! If you’d like to see another survey by me let me know in my messages/ask!!! Also sorry for stealing de la Rose from u, habs fans
#pkane tw#arizona coyotes#anaheim ducks#buffalo sabres#boston bruins#calgary flames#detroit red wings#philadelphia flyers#dallas stars#toronto maple leafs#pittsburgh penguins#new york rangers#new york islanders#carolina hurricanes#washington capitals#colorado avalanche#edmonton oilers#winnipeg jets
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