#Pekka Rinne

[hockey-finns]

so what I gathered from today’s urheilucast episode is:

- jere and pekka had a half year whatsapp bromance before they met

- they have also been spooning at the cabin

- jere says it’s nice to spoon with such big guy and that pekka has been protecting him from all the bad things

- jere says pekka’s calves are thicker than his thighs (and pekka answers he has gazelle calves)

- the group has had deep conversations about life while wine drunk

- jere made $40k in OF during december

- jere has also shown his OF videos to pekka (and pekka said they are great entertainment)

- jere said they are going to make more OF content and it’s going to be even dirtier (he tried to get pekka to be his dick stunt double)

- and now esko is trying to get pekka to join jere’s OF (the plan was to have some kind of passionate sauna session and with pekka only in his hockey groin protector)

- they are also talking as if jere is sitting in pekka’s lap the whole podcast

- in their last game jere’s legs were tired so he was bending over, but now the others think it’s because he wanted to be whipped (which had apprently happened already before??)

- then esko added that jere has been repeatedly saying ’kipu kiihottaa’ (’pain turns me on’) throughout the weekend

- to which jere replies that he is a bit of a masochist and that he gains happiness and feels alive when he gets beaten up

- also apparently the whipping made him to start scoring goals in the hockey game

- lastly they accidentally stole a bottle of soda from some random little kids at the store but the kids contacted jere through ig and he went to return the soda

[raapija]

Pekka Rinne joining the Käärijä harem wasn't on my 2024 bingo card, but I'll take it 🤷

[chownkie]

i guess that i'm confused again

[drugsforaddicts]

Favourite soft jere pics PLEASE? 🥹

I hope these qualify as soft Jere pics anon 🥺

[pierremcguire]

besties date at wimbledon. do you think they saw challengers

[badhockeymom]

They went there. Deep.

So as you know, Jere "Käärijä" Pöyhönen and Pekka Rinne played for the Urheilucast team on the pond hockey tournament Rukan Pipolätkä. They, along with another podcaster Antti Meriläinen, were special guests on an Urheilucast podcast episode recorded in Ruka and out today, Monday 22nd January 2024.

This is how it started:

UC host Esko: How's it been spooning with Peksi, he's large, a 195 cm tall ex-star-goaltender; isn't it quite a safe place to sleep?

Jere: It really is, and I must say that Peksi has protected me from all bad things and been a father figure all other ways, too.

Antti Meriläinen: I must say about your spooning: it must have been a surprise to Jere, too, that Peksi who has been rejecting (pucks) his whole career, never turned you down but welcomed you right away with open arms. There's something beautiful in that.

Pekka: Yes, and recording this episode in each other's lap, it's nice.

Esko: I like that when Peksi is the bottom one, holding us all, we are like in this nest built for us. We're like baby birds here, that Peksi feeds with his fatherly touch. We have the easy position here.

Pekka: This is indeed a kind of a big cup.

Antti: Yes. And here you can feel the way a bird can sometimes sit on a branch, if you know what I mean. It feels good.

***

And how it went on: Jere inviting Pekka to be a guest star on his OnlyFans next summer.

[sister-pianist-chan]

They look so happy! Lol they look so cute together! 🤣

Congratulations to the newlywed couple! ❤️ Jere is definitely writing the fanfics for us Lol. I was starting to write a new monk!Jere/Brother Jere fic, but that might have to wait. xD

Can't wait to read the fics that come out of this 🤣 I never thought I'd be into fanfiction about my favorite rappers and here I am.

[swayhughes]

via allstarscharitygolfoulu’s ig story

[hockey-finns]

So about pekka (and his og boyfriend)

since käärijä and hockey are currently the two main topics of my blog (don’t ask why), after today’s urheilucast episode I feel like it’s my responsibility to introduce pekka rinne better to you who do not know him yet

this post is made just so you know that pekka is lowkey also a kinky bastard and when you inevitably start to write those pekka x jere fanfics you will not forget that pekka already has a hockey goalie boyfriend named juuse saros and they had have a very interesting relationship

pekka has been one of juuse’s biggest idols since he was twelve and he used to watch his highlights on youtube. they met the first time in the 2014 ice hockey world championships when juuse had just turned 19 and he was clearly very starstruck by pekka, who took juuse under his wing immediately

here is a gif of juuse so maybe pekka has a type (significantly shorter, blue eyes, dark hair, younger… sounds familiar?)

By a coincidence (it was fate) juuse was also drafted by nashville predators and ended up playing in the same team as pekka, and that’s where their relationship really kicked off

Here are some memorable moments:

first The Daddy Interview that all hockey tumblrs have probably seen (also multiple people have commented that they thought this is the beginning of a gay p*rn before they knew they’re hockey players)

in addition to this pekka often refers to juuse as ”my son” of ”my boy”

probably the second most kinkiest well known moment - The Collaring in front of the whole team

when juuse was asked his opinion on the chant ”Rinteen Peksi, parempaa kuin seksi” (”Pekka Rinne, better than sex”) he answered ”that’s true”???

juuse is very well known for doing the splits and he has also said that his party trick is to twerk in the splits (sadly no video evidence)

juuse has also had a goalie mask which featured pekka in a sexy white suit and he very proudly presented it to pekka

juuse’s actual father is also named pekka so it’s a bit awkward that his father and his daddy have the same name

one of my most popular posts is a translated video where pekka talks about (praises) juuse for four minutes straight in a sauna and in the end he requests that juuse does his interview shirtless

(So do whatever you want with all the daddy kink, dom/sub shit and the praise kink)

here are some wholesome gifs to cleanse your soul because in the end these two love each other to bits

(gif/video credits in order: @dermott, @rask, @imadeoutwithmikeywayonwarpedtour, @rask, @sorokie)

[raapija]

"In the episode, UCPS's only OF-star tells us, how much money December made and Peksi jumped right in."

The duos OF-name?

Pekka and Shorty ❤️

Goalie and Kärtsäri 🔥

Bromance Boys 🫂

"Sorry, Häärijä 🫡"

[fangirlinglikealoon]

Pekka Rinne scoring a shooutout goal at the Markus Nutivaara career memorial event

[2003nhldraft]

Thoroughfare - Ethel Cain

Rinne - Legwand - 2020 - Catfish - Trenin - Weber - Subban - Borowiecki - Nyquist - Stamkos - 2017 - Saros - 2018 - 2017 - Rinne - 2017

This one took me forever because I had to wait for a Stamkos picture, and then the picture of his first goal didn't even include him in it 🤦🏼‍♀️

& I had to include a catfish :)

[quentinfiletmignon]

PEKKA RINNE & JUUSE SAROS

A4 • STABILO point 88 liners

[swayhughes]

via allstarscharitygolfoulu’s ig story

[hockey-finns]

me one hour ago:

wait jere plays in the same team as fucking pekka rinne???

me 20 min ago:

I’d also like to add to the people who don’t follow hockey that pekka is known for collecting younger players (boyfriends) to take under his wing and I’m sure he and jere are going to collect each other

me now:

what did I fucking tell you