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what a *clenches fist* cutie pie aka me reacting to william’s olympic headshots

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Pics from the joint honeymoon…

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Obsessed with this picture that drat posted. His stupid ass slides. How blurry the rest of the picture is. The CIG.

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catchup game in which I was tagged by the lovely @starlitblues

last song I listened to: my fun - suki waterhouse

favorite color: light pink

currently watching: a barrage of movies set on the côte d'azur to get in the mood

last movie: la piscine

currently reading: bonjour tristesse

coffee or tea: iced coffee all day every day

sweet/savory/spicy: savory

relationship status: single and desperate

looking forward to: going on holiday next week

currently obsessed with: finding aesthetic pictures of couples and reblogging them with #inspo only to never use them as inspo for any fics ever because i never learned how to write

last googled: debauched synonyms

working on: an old abandoned threesome fic for another blog, it's like 13k and technically done but i hate it :)

tagging: @2manytabsopen .. yeah no only kesh i'm at work i can't think of other mutuals rn

catchup game from @sportshaternumber36 thank u for tagging me my love mwah

catchup game in which I was tagged by @crocophant

last song I listened to: c'mon by kesha (i've been in a 2012 mood as of late)

favorite color: sky blue

currently watching: like every kill count / dead meat video LOL

last movie: i rewatched hot fuzz the other night. still a banger

currently reading: uhhhh. i need to read more

coffee or tea: coffee ^_^ icey coffee ^_^

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet usually but i like the whole sweet-salty thing

relationship status: single and desperate

looking forward to: moving out sometime soon i hope. i pray. and also dancing with the stars season 34

currently obsessed with: dead meat, date everything, ride the cyclone

last googled: the gilded age (the tv show)

working on: moving out and finding my passions again

tagging @yjarnkrok @tradetobest @capfriendly @stillfertile @tkachuksoralfixation @uniformbravo @leafsbabe and YOU 💙

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obsessed with this: soft hands, bad driving, white girl drunk, and an inspirational sweetheart

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obsessed with how this looks like lauren and celeste are going to get connor and leon married. to each other.

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being john tavares is like. i’m a middle-aged man with a wife and three kids. i was once the captain of the toronto maple leafs. i got sued for tax evasion. i was drafted first overall. i’m the most hated man on long island. i’m the reason the OHL 15-year-old exception exists. i was once canada’s golden boy. montreal almost killed me. i’m the reason the NHL doesn’t participate in the olympics. i’m running a multi-level marketing scheme for a cursed amulet that repels 5G. i led toronto to its first playoff win in twenty years. the most important tournament i’ve ever played almost ruined my career. i have a kombucha tap in my house. i’m an ambassador for red light therapy. i’m a mother to matthew knies. i slayed the dragon. i’m a hockey superstar. i’m the most important leaf. i’m never going to get what i want. i’m clinically insane. i’m just Some Guy.

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We did it. We’re finally free.

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via livhall

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WHAT is happening

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decided to start an Arbeitszeitbetrug tag on letterboxd since it's fun but not important enough for a list now the real question is do i count the movies i watch during class into it since they're technically work hours?

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hey girl f1 needs you and your beast of a neck

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Not now sweetie, mommy's cyberbullying her hockey team

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this is fucking insane.

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