#and. and yet

[mushroom-punk]

i dont need to watch the netflix witcher show. i do not need to. it is a bad show. it is not a good show. it does not matter that laurence fishbourne is going to be in it. it does not matter that he is playing regis. i do not need to watch it

[pipebombgf]

gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

[codecicle]

MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!

[miggylol]

Surprise! Tumblr just got turned into an epic fantasy RPG, just like [your favorite appropriate media franchise]. And the Tumblr RPG's plot needs to have all of its characters covered, in roles both large and small.

That means that you are assigned to a stereotypical RPG role inside our new fantasy world. Spin this wheel to find out what you are now doing for a living.

[ryan-sometimes]

LMAOOOO

[bearvverine]

me and gang at the haunted house

[scapegods]

what if this scene was worse

[ruerock]

im sure someone already made a post about it but i came across a ublock origin add-on that blacklists around 950 AI websites and disables AI overview ☝️ so u can be free from seeing AI in your search

[stealingpotatoes]

heartbreaking: the 24yo guy you have an unshakeable crush on only has one other friend and its a teenager whose parents pay his rent

(commission info // tip jar!)

[valdotpng]

an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue

[drizzledrawings]

The season ended right here btw nothing happened after this

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

when I look at western media depictions of Chinese things I always look for gay lions

so lion statues have a male and female lion pair, male lions have a ball to play with and lionesses have a little baby to take care of (lion patriarchy)

Lot of westerners don't know this so they accidentally draw Gay Lions

look at them. love wins

[sunshineandlyrics]

Women supporting women!

[codecicle]

Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued