#and you’re a pot

[galaxymagitech]

Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!

Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!

Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?

Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.

Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?

Jason: …

Bruce: …right?

Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.

Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?

Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!

Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!

Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.

Bruce: *screams incoherently*

Dick: I think you broke him.

[16sundayss]

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[im-out-of-it]

I hate it here

[ornion]

Go for it, Chilchuck!

[ozzgin]

Your fingers look like they're running out of ring space. Can I cut those rings off and nurse you back to health? 💖💖

In reference to this.

Anon, I genuinely thought on first glance that you said “can I cut those fingers off and nurse them back to health” and I was so confused about it, like what the hell are you planning to do with my digits 😭

This was literally my mental image for the first few seconds until I went through your message again

[inthetags]

reblog and tell me about some juicy gossip you’ve heard this week

[ursie]

Ok just saw a tweet that said Ashton deserves their chronic pain (among other ableist ones) for upsetting Fearne and being “selfish” so new rule if you’re not PHYSICALLY DISABLED you no longer get to talk about Ashton unless you personally pay every cripple you know five dollars-if you don’t know any cripples? Never speak again. I’m not joking I’m taking him away from y’all until you learn to behave.

[taiyomoyo]

still connected to the moment it began

(time is a flat circle I’m in as much disbelief that I drew this as you are)

(flat colours + sketch ver. under the cut!)

[beastlyworlds]

Small Gardener on a green tea break 🌿🍵

(🌱 Leaf pause prints n stuff on my site ✨)

[superfreak]

OOP💀

2doc brainrot is insane today folks

[traceyc-uk]

So what's that owl's bet for?

Maybe I wanna make bets too:D

To this post? She’s taking bribes from Sebastian 😅 probably for more hugs

Ah no be jelly🥺, but I havnae clue who anon could be and I don’t mind not knowing as 😅 1) the asks are fun and I appreciate them 2) don’t make me feel uncomfortable which is the important thing, I hope other creators gets harrasks too 💌

I think this next comic counts as a trio hug 🥲🫂

[riverside-lavender]

the one thing taking pottery classes for over a year has taught me is that if i met (any) link irl i’d deck him in the face as revenge for every pot he’s ever broken

[angellwingss]

This is a weird thought I’m having so I wanted to ramble a bit but I don’t understand this weird double standards in fandom that I’ve noticed and it’s just. Idk.

JayVik is one of the most popular ships in the arcane fandom despite Jayce saying ‘he’s like a brother to me’

Meanwhile Genji says ‘you’re like a brother to me’ to Cassidy in one of their interactions and immediately everyone starts dunking on the ship saying it’s found family it’s this it’s that and now you can’t ship it. I think it mainly just comes down to ship popularity tbh like. It’s undeniable people like yeehan and JayVik a lot more than they like things like Spuriken and idk. MelJay? (only comparison I could think of)

I think with JayVik specifically it’s also that you get to see a lot more development between Jayce and Viktors relationship, so most fans would probably grow attached to it more despite what happens with Mel who we see a bit less of??

Idk about overwatch every ship just gets tablescraps I don’t even know where yeehan came from 😭 blizzard can’t even decide if it wants to push Pharmercy or Gency so I am so honestly over it at this point lmaoo

I have no issues with any of these ships do whatever you want I just think it’s interesting how people cherry pick depending on the ship/fandom ig?

(Obviously overwatch is not arcane and the fandoms/general fans/shipping cultures are suupppperrrr different I just happen to be in both and this is something I noticed while actively being apart of both fandoms)

[daisychainsandbowties]

oooooh lads we’re really fixating on orbital mechanics beatrice and her emotional support PIP-droid over here

[itsplanty]

"Today was a Difficult Day," said Pooh.

There was a pause.

"Do you want to talk about it?" asked Piglet.

"No," said Pooh after a bit. "No, I don't think I do."

"That's okay," said Piglet, and he came and sat beside his friend.

"What are you doing?" asked Pooh.

"Nothing, really," said Piglet. "Only, I know what Difficult Days are like. I quite often don't feel like talking about it on my Difficult Days either.

"But goodness," continued Piglet, "Difficult Days are so much easier when you know you've got someone there for you. And I'll always be here for you, Pooh."

And as Pooh sat there, working through in his head his Difficult Day, while the solid, reliable Piglet sat next to him quietly, swinging his little legs...he thought that his best friend had never been more right."

A.A. Milne

[rotzaprachim]

actually I am kinda bothered by having someone politician speak SAY they recognize antisemitism and am so sad for what u and my community are going through etc and then elect to continue making new flyers and posters outright talking about the martyrs/resistance fighters h amas only going after idf soldiers etc in their simple explanations of the conflict or whatever. Like I don’t want to go be pedantic about events or go the DO YOU CONDONE H AMAS but plenty of students clearly do condone h amas or at the very least refuse to just be honest about the whole thing. All this stuff was made since I had the talk with her but it feels weird because right she SEEMS to be open and ready to talk about these things. Just not take any of it to heart