#and you’re a pot

[galaxymagitech]

Bruce: Congratulations, Jason! You’re the first of my kids to graduate college!

Dick: Yeah, first and only one for all eternity!

Bruce: *Ignoring Dick by sheer willpower* Anyway, what are you planning to do next?

Jason: I think I’m going to continue my education in English Lit.

Bruce: *nervously* Great. You’ll get a Master’s Degree, right?

Jason: …

Bruce: …right?

Jason: Actually, I’m going for a PhD.

Bruce: This is a terrible joke. You’re over the supervillainy, right, Jay?

Jason: Look, my application to GothamU’s PhD program was accepted!

Bruce: No child! Of mine! Will get! A PhD!!!

Jason: I’m hoping to be a literature professor at GothamU, if I survive long enough.

Bruce: *screams incoherently*

Dick: I think you broke him.

[16sundayss]

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[pucksandpower]

Lando “Shit-Stirrer” Norris (I’m obsessed with his caption) 😭

[im-out-of-it]

I hate it here

[ornion]

Go for it, Chilchuck!

[housederiva]

In veilguard’s main tags no less….

[ozzgin]

Your fingers look like they're running out of ring space. Can I cut those rings off and nurse you back to health? 💖💖

In reference to this.

Anon, I genuinely thought on first glance that you said “can I cut those fingers off and nurse them back to health” and I was so confused about it, like what the hell are you planning to do with my digits 😭

This was literally my mental image for the first few seconds until I went through your message again

[inthetags]

reblog and tell me about some juicy gossip you’ve heard this week

[ursie]

Ok just saw a tweet that said Ashton deserves their chronic pain (among other ableist ones) for upsetting Fearne and being “selfish” so new rule if you’re not PHYSICALLY DISABLED you no longer get to talk about Ashton unless you personally pay every cripple you know five dollars-if you don’t know any cripples? Never speak again. I’m not joking I’m taking him away from y’all until you learn to behave.

[taiyomoyo]

still connected to the moment it began

(time is a flat circle I’m in as much disbelief that I drew this as you are)

(flat colours + sketch ver. under the cut!)

[beastlyworlds]

Small Gardener on a green tea break 🌿🍵

(🌱 Leaf pause prints n stuff on my site ✨)

[superfreak]

OOP💀

2doc brainrot is insane today folks

[angellwingss]

This is a weird thought I’m having so I wanted to ramble a bit but I don’t understand this weird double standards in fandom that I’ve noticed and it’s just. Idk.

JayVik is one of the most popular ships in the arcane fandom despite Jayce saying ‘he’s like a brother to me’

Meanwhile Genji says ‘you’re like a brother to me’ to Cassidy in one of their interactions and immediately everyone starts dunking on the ship saying it’s found family it’s this it’s that and now you can’t ship it. I think it mainly just comes down to ship popularity tbh like. It’s undeniable people like yeehan and JayVik a lot more than they like things like Spuriken and idk. MelJay? (only comparison I could think of)

I think with JayVik specifically it’s also that you get to see a lot more development between Jayce and Viktors relationship, so most fans would probably grow attached to it more despite what happens with Mel who we see a bit less of??

Idk about overwatch every ship just gets tablescraps I don’t even know where yeehan came from 😭 blizzard can’t even decide if it wants to push Pharmercy or Gency so I am so honestly over it at this point lmaoo

I have no issues with any of these ships do whatever you want I just think it’s interesting how people cherry pick depending on the ship/fandom ig?

(Obviously overwatch is not arcane and the fandoms/general fans/shipping cultures are suupppperrrr different I just happen to be in both and this is something I noticed while actively being apart of both fandoms)

[traceyc-uk]

So what's that owl's bet for?

Maybe I wanna make bets too:D

To this post? She’s taking bribes from Sebastian 😅 probably for more hugs

Ah no be jelly🥺, but I havnae clue who anon could be and I don’t mind not knowing as 😅 1) the asks are fun and I appreciate them 2) don’t make me feel uncomfortable which is the important thing, I hope other creators gets harrasks too 💌

I think this next comic counts as a trio hug 🥲🫂

[riverside-lavender]

the one thing taking pottery classes for over a year has taught me is that if i met (any) link irl i’d deck him in the face as revenge for every pot he’s ever broken

[daisychainsandbowties]

oooooh lads we’re really fixating on orbital mechanics beatrice and her emotional support PIP-droid over here