#and when he got married

[pierrelucdisaster]

The formatting is awful, I know lol This was so hard bc I'm really just an AHL/College hockey girlie now lol so LA Kings is very interchangeable with the Ontario Reign esp as of late. I don't believe in ships bc I don't know any so I included the one that ruined my summer; baby fever induced by Judd Peterson meeting his best friend's daughter. Also St cloud state is both men's and women's hockey teams!

Credit for this idea goes to @mattymartin you can find the original with the template here

[str1wberry7thyme]

Ren turning to Martyn and asking him if they got married in third life when the bot quizzed them about it and Martyn saying “Well I did cut your head off” as if that’s their version of a wedding ceremony ohh god I hate them so much

[ryllen]

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[catgrandpa]

I need a fic where Bruce realizes this kid who shoved his way into his sidekick role will not be leaving anytime soon, and instead of emotionally distancing himself he becomes a combination Helicopter Mom and Shotgun Dad.

☆彡

Tim: Bruce, I’m headed out to meet my friends at the mall.

Bruce: Is that Kent boy going to be there?

Tim, rolling his eyes: Yes, Kon is going. And so is Bart, and Cassie, and maybe Bernard if he can make it.

Bruce: Hnn. Do you have everything? Coat, scarf, keys, wallet, tracker, pepper spray, dagger, kryptonite shard, emergency beacon, first aid kit, fire starter, extra pair of-

Tim: Yes, Dad! I already went through the list with Alfred. I’ll be fine.

☆彡

Kon: Hello Sir! I’m here to pick up Tim!

Bruce: Follow me.

…

Bruce: Sit down.

Kon: In your study? Is Tim on the way, or…?

Bruce: I just thought you might need reminding of the fact that I have a vault downstairs full of items specifically designed to take down a Kryptonian.

Kon: Whuh?

Bruce: You should probably ask your father about the time I was slightly annoyed with him for encroaching on one of my cases.

Kon: Why are you telling me this?

Bruce: Now just imagine what would happen if someone were to hurt my darling little boy.

*door opens*

Tim: Hey Bruce, Alfie said Kon was here, have you seen him? Oh! Hey, why are you two in here??

Bruce: Oh, hey sweetheart, we were just chatting. Have a good time at the carnival!

☆彡

Dick, pouting: I don’t understand, you’re not this protective over who Jason or I date.

Bruce: Don’t be ridiculous, Jason and I may have our problems, but he would never betray me by gallivanting off with someone I disapprove of.

Dick, who covered for Jay sneaking out to visit Roy Harper just last night: Mhm yeah, sure. And you’re not worried about me?

Bruce: Chum, I’ve known who you were going to marry since you were 12 years old.

Dick: WHAT?

Bruce: I have the whole ceremony already planned. I’ve got Gotham’s best wedding planner on standby. You have a very nice house waiting for you both, 20 minutes from here. A modest 7 bedrooms on 5 acres of land.

Dick: I’m not even dating anyone?!

Bruce: I can’t wait to meet my 3 grandbabies:)

[minamill]

🔧 Xiu Peng (they/she)

✏️ Devi Kaing (she/her)

[a-most-beloved-fool]

spirk using telepathy to keep each other alive. kirk, desperate, psy-null and untrained, reaching clumsily into spock's dying mind and pulling, dragging spock's essence into himself, wrenching him forceably from the very jaws of death and holding him there through sheer strength of will, saying you can't die, i won't let you, you can't leave me, i need you, and binding him to life and to himself until it's impossible to fully separate them. spock, more skilled, carefully managing each one of kirk's vital signs - keeping his heart beating steady, his lungs drawing breath, his temperature within a safe range, all while suppressing kirk's pain, and at the same trying, vainly, to keep their minds from tying themselves inexorably together, but they're pressed too close and he can't, and he hopes that kirk will forgive him, for bonding them like this (he will, of course he will), but the alternative, letting kirk die, was - unthinkable.

[samueltanders]

[heyimkana]

Every day i think about this and i cry a little

[jvnart]

Kakagai Week!

Hero

Kks: gai? GAI: In here!

Kks: feeling nostalgic? Gai: ha, I suppose.

Gai: I was just wondering-

Kks: -he knows gai: .. thank you, kakashi

[sasmeo-bisaster]

Thinking about martyn rats 2 finale from ren's pov cause like

He tells him about his real back story and martyn is only surprised that he has a wife and a kid. No upset over the fact he lied over being a captain and how he ended up on his own on the sea. A bit of surprise that his old captain used to be a cat, but true genuine surprise only when he mentions his wife. Not too long after his liutenant tells him he wants to tell him something but ultimely decides not. And then when they have finally taken the sangria to the sea and they are ready to sail off, his liutenant starts the ship without warning and stays behind only to be never seen again.

I like to think ren thought the reason his dear liutenant did this is that he was in love with him and after he mentioned how he wanted to get his wife back, he couldn't bring himself to come along.

[angst-and-fajitas]

Something borrowed...

I wanted to draw adult Maddie in Ellen's wedding dress that we see briefly in David's memories in s2 ep1, for TMoB reasons hehe (even tho that's not relevant till like chapter 31, but.....)

[himbosandhardwear]

I'm imagining some backyard summer shenanigans, where at some point Steve passes by Eddie, gives him a rather rough slap on the ass and the ol' 'good hustle, Munson.'

The good news is only one person catches Eddie turning tomato fucking red.

The bad news is it's Max and there's smoke coming off her tires with how fast she takes off to go tell someone.

[theonewhowails]

nari goes on field trips :]

[backpackingspace]

Odysseus with his head in his wife's lap, happily not paying attention to anything, humming one of athenas song and carving something

Some random guy: your majesty----

Odysseus: not bothering to sit up: whatever my wife decided is fine.

[lotus-pear]

rewatched bsd w my friend seeing it for the first time and the nostalgia of seeing these two together again hit me like a bus

[spidehpig]

raphlep memes because im obsessed with them