#and was shooting the shit with us

[bechdxl]

anyone else’s emotional terrorist parent become super chill after they reached adulthood??

like growing up my dad was the embodiment of Bald White Rage and occasionally a genuine danger to my safety

and now i come home to visit and he packs me a bowl and kisses my forehead and plays FIFA with my partner and doesn’t scream at me at the slightest provocation

love this dude now. super chill to smoke and vibe with. still could’ve used an actual parent and not the bald asshole from whiplash raising me but love this for current me

[phantominzie]

EVERYONE.

DONT FORGET TO LOOK UP #cutewinterboots ON TIKTOK! THERE'LL BE SOME BIG BITS OF ICE ON THE ROADS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, SO BE SURE TO INVEST IN SOME CUTE WINTER BOOTS.

That is all, y'all have a good one and stay safe during all this ICE!

edit: fascists, racists, nazi's, homophobe/transphobes, and trump dick riders can politely fuck off on this post. I'm tired of dealing with y'all, stop trying to be edgy in the comments of this post, I will just block you so piss off.

[bidamonalbarn]

TIMBERKON ‼️

[haveihitanerve]

The JL and the Titans are on a mission together. Robin is vaguely known as an associate of Batman, at this point even the League has heard of Batman and Robin, but not by much, or how close this association goes.

During the mission, Batman and Robin don't interact much anyway, Robin choosing to stay with his team, Batman with his. Because he doesn't want to seem overbearing and embarrass his son in front of his own team.

But at some point, Robin makes a light suggestion that maybe Batman should stay behind for the next portion. He's met by rumbles of agreement from the other League members, after all, Batman is a human, and the rest of them are metas(who are they to assume Robin isn't a meta, putting up with Batman for as long as he has and being so damn flexible and cheery)

Batman appears behind the boy, so quick and silent even Robin and Superman don't immediately register the shift, and smacks the kid across the face.

Robin dramatizes the blow heavily, not that anyone knows this ofc, hes a good actor, stumbling away, as Batman glowers.

Robin grins back, dropping the facade, not even bothering to rub at his cheek because that's how light of a touch the smack was, as Batman growls.

"I'm not that old you cheeky little shit."

[tomialtooth]

We know from Sims that everyone in the safehouse gets their paychecks through Adler. But does this include Bell? After all, Bell isn't really a team member, he just thinks he is. Was Bell collecting a real paycheck or were Park and Adler paying him in Monopoly money?

Did Park and Adler go up to their supervisors and be like "Yeah we need a bunch of money so we can pay a fake wage to our brainwashed Soviet operative so he doesn't suspect anything wrong" and the CIA just had to accept this? In the CIA's archives somewhere is there a budget allocation for the cost of paying Bell a pretend Salary? Did they collect all the money back after killing Bell?

If they gave Bell real money how freely was Bell able to spend it or did Adler say something like "I'm going to hold your paycheck for you Bell" and Bell just had to accept it because Adler is his friend and his boss and would never do him wrong? Was Bell paid the same amount as everyone else or was he given a pittance? Did Bell ever suspect anything was off? There are so many questions left unanswered here

[hanasnx]

dating logan and you’re just so horny all the time!! you’re an early-20-something year old girl, in the prime of your youth, and then there’s logan, a 200 year old man who outgrew his adolescent sex drive a long time ago. and you can’t help it - logan is this big, burly, gorgeous older man and you just want him so bad all the time! you’re sitting together on the couch with his hand resting comfortably and innocently on your knee and you find yourself grabbing his wrist and bringing his hand up to the warm wet spot between your legs and grinding against it. taking a shower together, starting off purely innocent and domestic and you can’t stop yourself from sinking to your knees and blowing him. and through all this logan just lets you do whatever you want. he was young once too, he used to want to fuck everything in sight. he lets you ride his cock in bed for as long as you want until you’re totally wiped out and fall asleep on top of him. he lets you fuck yourself on his fingers when you need it. not to say he doesn’t like all of it, he most certainly does, but he’s an old man, he doesn’t need to fuck all the time. but how can he deny his sweet girl what she wants??

my ears perked up when you started talking about domestic showers together because thats my shit. his young 20 something gf taking a shower with him bcos she heard him announce it and then expect her to come running over to him—to which you absolutely did. scampering over and joining him under the hot steaming water. hes trying to get shit done and youre all over him, draping your pretty body over him while hes sudding up shampoo in his hands and slappin it onto your wet hair bcos hes trying to get you focused. after a bit thats when you cant help but sink down and get that old man's cock in your mouth and ofc you swallow

"through all this logan just lets you do whatever you want. he was young once too," you dont know what this line did to me. free use logan.. free. use. logan. and this paragraph -> "he lets you ride his cock in bed for as long as you want until you’re totally wiped out and fall asleep on top of him. he lets you fuck yourself on his fingers when you need it. not to say he doesn’t like all of it, he most certainly does, but he’s an old man, he doesn’t need to fuck all the time. but how can he deny his sweet girl what she wants??" was just... chefs kiss.

[uriswhumpchamber]

Whumpee looking at the camera, mouthing "you hear this guy?" in the middle of one of Whumper's rants.

[v1ct0r1an]

A little doodle page of some magnus hornets au stuff

[quirkle2]

[zombie au] finally a full colored piece of the gang (and also a fun b&w version)

[cara-warm-tenderness]

I'm sorry if anyone else's done something similar, but also fuck it

[youling-the-ghost]

sfth incorrect quotes pt.12 because I have once again forgotten about this

Tom: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was changing their name to Sam. Sam: I told Luke that his ears turn red when he lie. AJ: Do they? Sam: No. AJ: Then why did you tell him that? Sam: Because I can do this. Sam: Hey Luke! Do you love us? Luke, with his hands over his ears: No. Sam: Just trust your gut! Tom: Dude, I have anxiety. My gut is literally always telling me to abort mission.

Sam: Hey, do you know the password to Tom’s computer? AJ: Fuck you, Sam. Sam: Hey!! AJ: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouSam". Sam: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe. Sam: Why am I the bad guy? Luke: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing. Luke: *seductively takes off glasses* Wow, you're… blurry. Tom: I'm bored, any suggestions? Luke: Sleeping is nice. Tom: I acknowledge your suggestion, and I’m deciding to ignore it. AJ, confused and exasperated: Tom, how do you plan on telling a bear to go vegan? Tom: Politely. Tom: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people. Sam: Tom gave me a get better soon card. Luke: That's sweet! Sam: I wasn't sick, he just thinks I can do better. Sam: Quacking in my boobs over this Sam: QUAKING* Sam: BOOTS* FUCKER. AJ: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway. Sam: AJ: Vroom vroom, come out already. Tom: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE! Tom: *aggressively throws water bottles* Luke: Uh...what's up with him? AJ: He's trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us. Tom: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU! Sam, crying: It's working. Luke: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective Sam: *crouches down* AJ: *kneels down* Tom: *sits on the floor* Luke: Luke: I hate all of you. Luke: And have you learnt anything this Christmas, Tom? Tom: ...Not really. Luke: Nothing? Tom: Tell you one thing I have learnt—Christmas; ultimately, commercial holiday. Who's the real winner at Christmas? Amazon. they have drones now! Tiny little dystopian slaves delivering iPads and headphones. I ordered a toaster; It was on the doorstep five hours later! Do we need that? It was 4.99! For a toaster! I mean, someone's being exploited there. Luke: Sam...I'm gonna cry! Sam: Please don't. Luke, crying: Request denied. AJ: I've been expecting you, Luke. Luke: How did you do that without turning around? AJ: Let's just say the first few people I did that to were not you. Luke: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment? Sam: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

[flowerakatsuka]

gay ppl @ a summer festival, what will they do??

[please-someone-give-me-love]

Everything is inclusion until it's about latinoamerica, we can't complain about anything because then white people would get upset and that's a problem.

Like the conversation about Emilia Perez, Selena Gomez and no sabo kids, white people feel entitled to define what a latino should be and look, Selena Gomez is all about being latina while at the same time refusing to even step in México for the premier of her movie that is about México, she claimed that she is latina or at least her fans do but at the same time she agreed to participate in such a horrendous movie that ridiculize "her country".

This is the reason why latinoamericans dislike no sabo kids, because they only pulled the "I am mexican" card at their convenience, none of them really cares when it comes to the culture, to their problems, to the costumes or politics, it's when they want to have a cast of a latinoamerican characters when they suddenly becomes patriotic and if someone called them out for that they excused themselves saying "I don't have enough information" but they have enough information to pretend to be latinos bc their grandmother was latina.

What upset me the most is the way these whiteys are not only ignorants but they menospreciate our voices and want to force us their ideals of what is wrong and what is right in OUR own country.

We have thousands of brilliant actors in our countries, we have thousands of incredible movies that picture the reality of our country and yet the golden globes decided to go with the cheap version of our country. Last year we have La Sociedad de la nieve, an incredible and stunning movie with latinoamerican actors and amazing production and it got ignored by gringos because they spoke in spanish but now they decided to accept the horrible invent of spanish that it feels written by chatgpt and translated by google.

It's just racism and xenophobia in their whole bland state. It makes me sad, really sad, especially because we have amazing latinoamericans production to be nominated and appreciated and yet they got refused the opportunity because they show the actual real imagen of México and not the disgusted piece of whitewashed story that french man created.

[jesterjaxx]

Ok SO

Canonically his dad is a cop and there are a couple jokes about his parents not loving him, dudes dad straight up said "actually, do we love you?" Like sir damn anyways im taking that and running with it SO

Giving him a fucked up situation of him and his dad always butting heads and both of them escalating things constantly, and as he got older the ends to the arguments went from getting grounded or punished to getting kicked out or Duncan just leaving, probably escalating to his dad kicking him out semi regularly and eventually his mom or dad telling him to come back home to make a kinda fucked up cycle

And like i know they gave the convict kid a cop dad for the laugh like its not that deep at ALL

but like that sets up sucha fucked power dynamic and i want to use that

and we never find out what got Duncan sent to juvie for the first time, its said off screen while some characters are spilling embarrassing or dark secrets and in my fucked up world either he accumulated a couple charges while he was kicked out, indirectly the fault of his dad

or worse but more tempting

he got kicked out and his dad arrested him for trespassing

so like idk i just love the idea of a pyromaniac, vandal convict who has no respect for authority or mutual trust having the tragic backstory that his first time getting arrested was at the hands of his father

[hanasnx]

This is kinda morally wrong but drunk sex with ani. He’s off his fuckin face and he’s just grabbed you and pressed himself against you, you’re already wet so he just slides in easy. His sloppy, drunken thrusts and his weak grip on your hips and his stupid, babbling dirty talk.

hey! hey! good thing ani boy’s got a free use kink he doesn’t care when you want it, you’ve got it. so if he’s drunk and desperate for you and you want him, by all means help him out.

this ask was so fucking good, may (i checked ur blog for ur name. may, right?). like it had me feeling some type of way. you caught me at a good time bcos i just posted that drabble about a rare time that anakin actually does get drunk and how he handles it. and i just know he’d be all over you with his inhibitions lowered even more that usual when it comes to you.

he’s so big and strong and heavy, there’s not much you can do when he leans his body weight onto you other than pray.

oh my god the bit about him pressing into you and he slides in so easy oh my god the way he’d whimper, burying his face into your neck. heated skin against yours. panting while he shallowly thrusts.. almost like cockwarming but he can’t stay still.

“stupid babbling dirty talk” we’re kissing oh my god this was so hot

“baby, angel,” he’s whining into you. “feel so good, feel so good. please, please,” squeezing his eyes shut as he ruts, his dick warm and comfy sheathed inside you. “wanna stay here all night. can i? can i please?” holding you so tight you’re bracing against him, squirm to get better airflow. he just starts squirming with you, trying to get every inch of him to slide against every inch of you. swallow every square inch of stimulation he can.

[amuwo]

[hands you gun quess]