#and was shooting the shit with us

[bechdxl]

anyone else’s emotional terrorist parent become super chill after they reached adulthood??

like growing up my dad was the embodiment of Bald White Rage and occasionally a genuine danger to my safety

and now i come home to visit and he packs me a bowl and kisses my forehead and plays FIFA with my partner and doesn’t scream at me at the slightest provocation

love this dude now. super chill to smoke and vibe with. still could’ve used an actual parent and not the bald asshole from whiplash raising me but love this for current me

[phantominzie]

EVERYONE.

DONT FORGET TO LOOK UP #cutewinterboots ON TIKTOK! THERE'LL BE SOME BIG BITS OF ICE ON THE ROADS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, SO BE SURE TO INVEST IN SOME CUTE WINTER BOOTS.

That is all, y'all have a good one and stay safe during all this ICE!

edit: fascists, racists, nazi's, homophobe/transphobes, and trump dick riders can politely fuck off on this post. I'm tired of dealing with y'all, stop trying to be edgy in the comments of this post, I will just block you so piss off.

[disgracefulthings]

Cumplane exes AU where cumplane dated back in high school, but then had a nasty breakup and they went their separate ways after they were done school

Years later without seeing each other, Shen Yuan learns that Shang Qinghua will be at a party he's attending, and there's a rumor that he's bringing a date. Shen Yuan thinks he should also bring a date, so he asks his friend Luo Binghe to be his fake date

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua also hears that Shen Yuan will be at the party and bringing a date, so he decides that he needs a date too, so he begs his boss, Mobei-Jun, to be his fake date at the party

When they got to the party, they decided that they immediately needed to find each other and show off their attractive dates. The conversation between them starts off hostile, but soon they learn about how much the other has changed in the past years and realize that their still lingering feelings between them

Meanwhile Luo Binghe and Mobei-Jun do not like how things are headed because they've had a crush on Shen Yuan/Shang Qinghua for years, and they thought this fake date could eventually lead to an actual date, but instead it looks like their crushes are going to get back with their ex

The fic ending could be Bingqiu+Moshang, or bingqiumoshang, it's up to the writer

[bialvindraper]

TIMBERKON ‼️

[serpentface]

It's peak springtime and everything's in bloom and nothing bad is ever going to happen again. Lets day-drink senseless in the bushes.

[idchewonyou]

Every pack meeting, asher and Tank have a competition on who can flip david off the most times without him noticing

[haveihitanerve]

The JL and the Titans are on a mission together. Robin is vaguely known as an associate of Batman, at this point even the League has heard of Batman and Robin, but not by much, or how close this association goes.

During the mission, Batman and Robin don't interact much anyway, Robin choosing to stay with his team, Batman with his. Because he doesn't want to seem overbearing and embarrass his son in front of his own team.

But at some point, Robin makes a light suggestion that maybe Batman should stay behind for the next portion. He's met by rumbles of agreement from the other League members, after all, Batman is a human, and the rest of them are metas(who are they to assume Robin isn't a meta, putting up with Batman for as long as he has and being so damn flexible and cheery)

Batman appears behind the boy, so quick and silent even Robin and Superman don't immediately register the shift, and smacks the kid across the face.

Robin dramatizes the blow heavily, not that anyone knows this ofc, hes a good actor, stumbling away, as Batman glowers.

Robin grins back, dropping the facade, not even bothering to rub at his cheek because that's how light of a touch the smack was, as Batman growls.

"I'm not that old you cheeky little shit."

[tomialtooth]

We know from Sims that everyone in the safehouse gets their paychecks through Adler. But does this include Bell? After all, Bell isn't really a team member, he just thinks he is. Was Bell collecting a real paycheck or were Park and Adler paying him in Monopoly money?

Did Park and Adler go up to their supervisors and be like "Yeah we need a bunch of money so we can pay a fake wage to our brainwashed Soviet operative so he doesn't suspect anything wrong" and the CIA just had to accept this? In the CIA's archives somewhere is there a budget allocation for the cost of paying Bell a pretend Salary? Did they collect all the money back after killing Bell?

If they gave Bell real money how freely was Bell able to spend it or did Adler say something like "I'm going to hold your paycheck for you Bell" and Bell just had to accept it because Adler is his friend and his boss and would never do him wrong? Was Bell paid the same amount as everyone else or was he given a pittance? Did Bell ever suspect anything was off? There are so many questions left unanswered here

[hanasnx]

dating logan and you’re just so horny all the time!! you’re an early-20-something year old girl, in the prime of your youth, and then there’s logan, a 200 year old man who outgrew his adolescent sex drive a long time ago. and you can’t help it - logan is this big, burly, gorgeous older man and you just want him so bad all the time! you’re sitting together on the couch with his hand resting comfortably and innocently on your knee and you find yourself grabbing his wrist and bringing his hand up to the warm wet spot between your legs and grinding against it. taking a shower together, starting off purely innocent and domestic and you can’t stop yourself from sinking to your knees and blowing him. and through all this logan just lets you do whatever you want. he was young once too, he used to want to fuck everything in sight. he lets you ride his cock in bed for as long as you want until you’re totally wiped out and fall asleep on top of him. he lets you fuck yourself on his fingers when you need it. not to say he doesn’t like all of it, he most certainly does, but he’s an old man, he doesn’t need to fuck all the time. but how can he deny his sweet girl what she wants??

my ears perked up when you started talking about domestic showers together because thats my shit. his young 20 something gf taking a shower with him bcos she heard him announce it and then expect her to come running over to him—to which you absolutely did. scampering over and joining him under the hot steaming water. hes trying to get shit done and youre all over him, draping your pretty body over him while hes sudding up shampoo in his hands and slappin it onto your wet hair bcos hes trying to get you focused. after a bit thats when you cant help but sink down and get that old man's cock in your mouth and ofc you swallow

"through all this logan just lets you do whatever you want. he was young once too," you dont know what this line did to me. free use logan.. free. use. logan. and this paragraph -> "he lets you ride his cock in bed for as long as you want until you’re totally wiped out and fall asleep on top of him. he lets you fuck yourself on his fingers when you need it. not to say he doesn’t like all of it, he most certainly does, but he’s an old man, he doesn’t need to fuck all the time. but how can he deny his sweet girl what she wants??" was just... chefs kiss.

[ulteri0rm0tives]

johnny dumbfuck silverhand posting on his fuckboy finsta:

[johnnyshrine]

★ 118 // “Catharsis”

[v1ct0r1an]

A little doodle page of some magnus hornets au stuff

[cannednoodle]

I blame tiktok for getting me into this one (I’m so sh★t at the game)

[amuwo]

[hands you gun quess]

[uriswhumpchamber]

Whumpee looking at the camera, mouthing "you hear this guy?" in the middle of one of Whumper's rants.

[cara-warm-tenderness]

I'm sorry if anyone else's done something similar, but also fuck it