#and thor's hammer

[competitivedust]

Okay why why why is there so much Captain Carter in What If? We've had so many interesting characters in this show. Nebula, Hela, Kahhori but these people insist on putting Peggy in every episode. And I really do like her but isn't the point of the show to see more and more characters who are usually on the fringes? Seriously the amount of pandering is getting blatantly obvious and extremely ridiculous. Please just give me more Nebula ffs.

[born-in-neverland03]

Just thought of Thanos ereasing half of the living beings to please Lady Death. Meanwhile she literally woreships a speacial purple witch who doesn't want to have anything to do with her at that moment but she still looks at her like this.

Now think about the storm she would've lash over Thanos if she had found out that Agatha had also been snapped...

[poppitron360]

Marvel: So it’s 2021 and we’ve been releasing movies for around 13 years and Loki has been an established character for a decade and now he has his own show we’re gonna drop in one little line about he possibly maybe sometimes likes men, making him our first canonically queer main character. We’re doing so well.

Rick Riordan, back in 2016: Yeah btw Loki is 100% confirmed gender-fluid and bisexual and so are his kids also he totally gave birth to one of them and in fact the gods and their children are basically all queer disasters it is confirmed it is canon fucking fight me you pussy.

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

part of billy's requirements for being champion is that he's pure of heart so i like to imagine anytime the league has to pass a test of goodness/worthiness for some reason they just quietly push captain marvel to the front

[screampied]

another one added to the collection 🧎‍♀️

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

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[malenjoyer]

Hammer time 💥

[orbitsab]

fierrochase on my mind (again)

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

¨Sir, you forgot your hammer¨

I'm sorry but this could not leave my head jdhskf

@bluekat12345 Steve, Heatwave, and Chief in the background proud

[medievalatkinson]

alex thinks super bass is romantic

[eobe]

Commander Thorn at the GAR Goth Night in the 79s clone bar ⚡️🖤🪽✨ Mr. Viking Goth by Name is bathing in his gloriousness ultraviolet spotlight to show off everyone, who couldn’t believe it, that his heterochromia (headcanon for more lore about his name heritage) is an actual lightning bolt ⚡️✨

Have a closer look 😏 The uv light actually highlights it additionally:

Thorn constantly shoves the straps of his mesh top back, that fall over his shoulder, driving his vode and some heated minds 👀 a bit insane with that, but not really noticing it 🙈 I don't know why my brain comes up with things like that, but yeah, I hope you enjoy ☺️

Because of that fumbling he loses the Commander bet (a more fun chaos idea from the inspiring chat with @ladylucksrogue 🫶). The Commander with the worst thematic garment has to pay a round! 😎 The bet came up to make sure that the Commanders (who are always on duty, the majority of them sober and grumpy) don't show up in their regular civvies or even in armor!

More headcanon for fun and because I can: Poor Commander Thorn is an adorable slightly clumsy poser, a badass heavy gunner, favorite victim to Marshall Commander Fox' moods because mostly staying unnervingly positive and in his freetime he indulges a bit very Viking metal handcrafting (listening to Wardruna and Amon Amarth 🎶 ) and made himself cool bracers with his wing brand, a 'Hammer' pendant to honor his weapon and the belt to make a neat own gothic style ✨ Everything to show a bit off not have to pay the round!

As he thought he looks cooler when additionally cutting the mesh top straps, he went to far with his luck and so the Commanders were fast united that it's to Thorn to pay the round. He's not really mad 😊 Busy with collecting glances hihihi 🫠

@ghostymarni 🫶 Vod, still applauding for you hosting a GAR Goth Night, look what you did 🥰

@foxwithadarkside said that all we have needed to make a jump in our art skill was the excuse to draw hot clones in black leather – uhm, ahehe 😅 guilty? 😽 Thank you that my version of Thorn made his way – you know where 👀✨

@lonewolflupe ✨🐺 🦉✨ thank you for screaming, laughing, enjoying, hyping and ever ongoing support in our chat, love 😂 I won't miss it anymore! 🥰

@sunshinesdaydream, @moonlightwarriorqueen, @clonethirstingisreal and @last-of-cheese You sweetheart folks, thank you for playing guess with me and my WIP! 🥰🫶 Here's the full force result 😎

Chaos vode and GAR Goth Night friends 🖤✨ @wings-and-beskargam @eclec-tech @crosshairs-dumb-pimp-gf @fiveminutetrash @feral-ferrule @nika6q @skellymom @vimse @gargothnightzine

Taglist, at the moment I‘m mostly GOTHed: @bixlasagna @returnofthepineapple @covert1ntrovert @general-ida-raven @vrycurious @dystopicjumpsuit @chaicilatte @groguandthebadbatch @spaceyjessa @morerandombullshit @freesia-writes

[disabled-dragoon]

Seeking help to make a disability more "manageable" does not:

Magically make the disability go away

Negate the fact that the person seeking help is disabled

Negatively "enable" people (???) (what??)

Mean that everyone who cannot/is not currently seeking some form of aid for their disability is a bad person

Give you the right to condemn the rest of the disabled community, even if you personally know someone in it

Disabled people can still be "awesome" whilst disabled.

Describing someone as disabled is not bad, insulting or negative unless you purposely use it in that manner. (which you shouldn't be anyway)

And just because you personally cannot understand how a certain action or exercise is helping someone manage their own condition does not give you the god damn right to insult them or insinuate they're "faking".

Grow up, learn some fucking respect, and find something better to do with your time other than trying to insult disabled people on the internet.

[spiritandthephantoms]

I've been seeing people wanting a big fight between the riordenverse protags (Percy, Jason, Magnus, and Carter(and maybe Sadie)). Thing is though, if you threw a brick at Jason he would go down immediately. If there's water near Percy and the Kane's are going to be fighting for a while. And Magnus's only power is that he is a glow stick with a handkerchief boat and a disco sword. He's just going to say "Jack fight them!" throw him and then sit off to the side drinking a Caprisun.

[pjofancalledbelle]

so cool

[satin-polar]

People worthy of lifting Thor's Hammer

100% percent:

Maybe:

Never:

They will. And it will blow your mind:

Thor's face for complition:

[bibibbon]

"I love characters who use a gun"

"I love characters who use swords"

You know that's cool and I also love characters like that, but :

I love characters who use a hammer.

Extra points if it's a comedically gigantic hammer 🔨.