#Justin Hammer
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superheroesandspies · 10 months ago
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Sam Rockwell Presents Robert Downey Jr. at the 2024 Academy Awards
Robert Downey Jr. wins Best Actor in a Supporting Role for the portrayal of Lewis Strauss in Oppenheimer.
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thesuperheroesnetwork · 3 months ago
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textsfromsuperheroes · 3 months ago
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timothyolyphant · 10 months ago
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This is my Eiffel Tower. This is my Rachmaninoff's Third. My Pietà. It's completely elegant. It's baffingly beautiful. It's capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to zero. I call it 'The Ex-Wife'.
Sam Rockwell as Justin Hammer IRON MAN 2 (2010) dir. Jon Favreau happy birthday, @olyphant-tim! 🥳
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ironspidersblog · 5 months ago
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Hammer: blah blah blah I’m jealous and hate Tony stark
Tony: it’s okay babes if I were you I’d hate me too… but I’m not soo!!!!!
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traumatizedbymay2016 · 8 months ago
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Tony Stark: Hey Director, did you get my report on the Tesseract?
Nick Fury: Yeah, I looked it over. Nice work.
Tony: Good. Thanks, dad.
Tony: ...
Tony: Why is everyone staring at me?
Natasha Romanov: You just called Director Fury dad. You said, "Thanks, dad."
Tony: What? No I didn't, I say, "Thanks, man."
Fury: Do you see me as a father figure, Stark?
Tony: No, if anything I see you as a "bother" figure 'cause you're always bothering me.
Thor: Hey, show your father some respect.
Tony: I didn't call him dad!
Fury: No, no no no, Anthony. I take it as a compliment.
Steve Rogers: It's not a big deal. I called Peggy "mom" once, and she was my fiancée.
Tony: Guys, jump on that! Cap has psycho-sexual issues.
Clint Barton: Old news. But you calling Fury "daddy"---
Tony: Hey, "daddy" is not on the table here.
Justin Hammer (currently under arrest): But you did call him "dad", dude.
Tony: You shut up. You've done nothing but lie since you got here.
Hammer: Alright, alright, I was lying about bankrolling Whiplash. But the dad thing, that happened.
Tony: Aha! He admitted that his alibi was a lie. It was a trap, all part of my crazy, devious plan.
Fury: I believe you ---
Tony: Thank you.
Fury: --- son.
Tony: ...
Fury: Do you want to talk about it later, over a... game of catch?
Tony: I'd like that.
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kevinfeiges · 9 months ago
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Justin Hammer voiced by Sam Rockwell WHAT IF...? SEASON 2 (2023), created by A.C. Bradley
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those-fucking-marvel-fans · 6 months ago
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Marvel didn't give us the version of The Thunderbolts we needed bc can you imagine the raw, uncontainable levels of cunt that would be achieved just from simply having these three in a room together
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romancomicsblog · 2 months ago
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Movie Redo: Fixing Marvel's Thunderbolts*
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Marvel's Thunderbolts* recently came out with a stellar trailer, watching some of our favorite MCU anti-heroes going through the motions while uncovering a mystery and becoming a team.
While many have praised the trailer for its style, action and tone, I have had some problems with the movie from the beginning. For one, the group Thunderbolts* tends to be villains pretending to be heroes as opposed to morally gray characters.
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The movie tackles the spirit of this by having several characters fill in classic roles of the MCU Avengers: Yelena as Black Widow, U.S. Agent as Captain America, etc. But this stops at about half the team.
For example, we have three different variations of Captain America. Each are not Steve Rogers, morally gray super soldiers. The main difference is their range of comedic quips.
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We also have two different variations of (basically) Black Widow.
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This makes the lineup a bit stale power wise, and makes most of the lineup side Black Widow and Captain America characters.
While it makes entering the film easier, this doesn't give us the same feeling of "assembling" characters from the MCU like the Avengers did. The characters should come from many different projects as opposed to 2.
Finally, the team is made up of 7/8 white people. So in so many ways, this movie is suffering from a lack of diversity.
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My goal is to liven up the team with characters across the MCU, villains and antiheroes alike. I'd like this team to:
Fill roles of the classic Avengers
Have a wide range of abilities
Reward long time MCU fans for watching along
Lets get started with an obvious question:
Who Stays & Who Goes?
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While this group is full of some great MCU characters, too many unfortunately are redundant.
We will be saving 4 Characters, starting with:
1. Yelena Belova - White Widow (Black Widow / Hawkeye)
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One of the smartest moves made by this movie is having Yelena be the lead. I love Florence Pugh, and one thing that can differentiate this team from The Avengers is having White Widow be the leader.
She is the clear and funnest Black Widow stand-in, so I will be choosing her over Taskmaster.
2. John Walker - U.S. Agent (Falcon & The Winter Soldier)
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Of the Captain America knock offs, U.S. Agent is by far the most interesting.
No hate to Red Guardian's jokes or Winter Soldier's angst, but having a sad, broken not as good Captain America who is not a good man but a perfect soldier, there's so many ways you can go with it. He can be a traitor to the group, the eventual villain or just the guy who thinks he's the leader.
He is also the character we've seen least of the 3, and deserves his time on the big screen.
3. Ava Starr - Ghost (Ant-Man & The Wasp)
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One of the most underrated characters in the MCU, Ghost was a highlight for me in the Ant-Man trilogy. With a tragic backstory, skills to match the Winter Soldier and an actual interesting power, I'm really excited to see where they go with this character.
Plus I love her new suit.
4. Bob - The Sentry (Thunderbolts*)
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Lewis Pullman is playing "Bob" who is most likely Robert Reynolds AKA The Sentry, a Superman like superhero who struggles with memory loss, and has the power of "a million suns".
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Due to the S in the trailer and his general confusion, Sentry will likely join the team, and his archenemy The Void will may even be the main antagonist.
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As a powerful longhaired hero, he fills the role of a Thor for our Avengers, which is a definite need.
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The mystery behind Bob as well as the inclusion of a new Superman like character is very fun. I do think a need for every MCU movie is an addition of a new interesting character, so Bob must stay.
Now that we have our 4 stays, let's make some fun additions.
5. Agent Dex Poindexter - Bullseye (Daredevil Season 3)
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Agent Poindexter fills a couple of significant roles from the Avengers and from the Thunderbolts* who we took off the list.
Like Taskmaster, Bullseye is an assassin, who worked for a puppet master who is still very much alive and around in the MCU. But unlike many of the other killers on this list, he enjoys killing. As the teams resident sociopath, he can be the devil on their shoulder, egging the team on to go further than they have before.
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He also nicely fills the teams role as their Hawkeye. The both have perfect aim, have taken on new identities to commit atrocities, and started off as law men.
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It also gives all viewers great homework, because everyone should watch Daredevil.
6. Aaron Davis - The Prowler (Spider-Man Homecoming / Across the Spider-Verse)
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The Spider side of the MCU has very much stayed in its place due to Sony. One character who has appeared in both Sony and Marvel, portrayed by the same actor I might add, is Aaron Davis.
Aaron Davis first appeared in Spider-Man Homecoming, and if we believe him to portray the same character in Across the Spider-Verse, has evolved into his role as Prowler now.
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Prowler with his tech, claws, skills, and general goofy vibe, could fill the role of a Black Panther or Spider-Man for our group, and much like Spider-Man, be the ground level criminal entering this world of Assassins and Gods.
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You can also view him as more of a thief than anything else. Like Aladdin or Star-Lord, fitting him into this team but definitely bringing a different perspective as opposed to Bullseye.
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I see Prowler as a secondary lead character, one who has Yelena's back over some of the others, and hopefully makes it out of this mission alive.
7. Titania (She-Hulk: Attorney at Law)
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Where there are Avengers, there is need for muscle.
Titania is one the secondary villains from Marvel's She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, notably played by Good Place actress Jameela Jamil.
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Titania fills the role of a Hulk / Captain Marvel to the group as our resident strong woman, but also takes up Red Guardians role as comedic relief.
As a social media influencer and fashion icon, she'll bring a very different energy than our other two heroines. She also has the tendency to back whoever to keep herself alive, meaning she may team up with the worst of our titular team if there is a coup.
Plus I'd like her to dawn her wrestler outfit.
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8. Justin Hammer - MACH-1 (Iron Man 2)
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With many of the Avengers roles filled, all we need is left is a billionaire genius playboy.
Since his debut in Iron Man 2, Sam Rockwell fans have been clamoring for the actor to return as Justin Hammer. While we have inklings of him in All Hail to to King & What If, having Justin as comedic relief and the teams resident tech expert can add a different flavor to the team.
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While Justin Hammer doesn't have an alter ego in the comics, he could take on the role of Titanium Man like he does in the animated show, Iron Man Armored Adventures.
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My only gripe is the name is a little too close to Titania, so I recommend he takes on the name Mach-1, the alter ego of the Beetle when he joined the Thunderbolts.
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While he is not The Beetle, he is still a villain pretending to be a hero, and several have taken on the name of Mach-1, so I think it'll be fine.
With just a few notable changes, my MCU team is now complete.
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We now have heroes and villains from across the MCU, all with unique skills, powers, tools and motivations.
And once they all suit up...
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They'll make one hell of a team.
Thank you so much for reading! Please consider following, and check out my socials and other sites here! And let me know: Who do you think should be on the Thunderbolts*?
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kakademona · 2 months ago
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I said what I said 😤
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superheroesandspies · 10 months ago
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The One with the Tony Stark and Justin Hammer Reunion
Robert Downey Jr. and Sam Rockwell (Iron Man 2, 2010 | Oscars, 2024)
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gunsandspaceships · 22 days ago
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MCU Timeline: Iron Man 2. Part 2
Part 1
2010
May 11, night - Stark Expo opening. Blood toxicity - 19%.
May 12, 9:00 am - 3:30 pm - Tony at the Senate Armed Services Committee hearings.
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May 13, evening:
Tony is back home and has a video conference in 4 hours. Blood toxicity - 24%. 362 days of Expo left.
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Tony (unofficially for now) appoints Pepper as CEO of SI.
May 14 - Tony officially transfers the management of the company to Pepper.
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Note: confirmation of 2010 from S.H.I.E.L.D. dossier. The Avengers (deleted scene).
Between May 14 and May 23 - Tony hires Natasha as his new PA.
May 23 - Tony in Monaco. Vanko attacks him on the race track. Blood toxicity - 53%.
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BAMF achievement: are you talking about Afghanistan, Tony?
May 24, 7:32 am PT - Tony and Pepper are on the Stark Jet flying home from Monaco. Three hours into the flight, Stern is interviewed by MSNBC.
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May 25:
Hammer arranges Vanko's escape and brings him to his place. Ivan begins work on drones, his reactor 2.0 and a suit.
Night - Tony searches for information about Vanko after he was declared dead.
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Another f*ck up in dates - the screens say 05.06.10. For that to be true, we'd have to move Tony's birthday and change the Expo countdown.
May 29 (Saturday):
Tony's birthday. Blood toxicity - 89%.
10 pm - party.
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Rhodey steals Mark II and fights Tony, then flies away.
May 30:
Morning - after ~10 hours of doing something somewhere Rhodes finally brings Mark II to Edwards Air Force Base.
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Tony eats donuts in a donut. Fury and Natasha give him a pep talk and lithium dioxide.
Hammer brings Ivan not his bird and notices that he makes drones, not suits.
USAF calls in Hammer to outfit stolen Mark II with his weapons.
Afternoon - Fury tells Tony that Howard was the founder of S.H.I.E.L.D. and gives him a chest of Howard's things.
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Evening - Hammer gets his hands on Mark II and turns it into "War Machine".
Tony looks through his father's notes and receives his message recorded in 1973.
May 31:
Morning - Tony goes to apologize to Pepper and finds the "Key to the Future".
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Afternoon - Tony (re)discovers a new element and orders components for a particle accelerator. Meanwhile, he drills more holes into his house, eventually turning it into a piece of Swiss cheese.
June 1:
343 days of Stark Expo left.
Morning - Tony builds his particle accelerator. Coulson is reassigned to New Mexico.
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Note: As we've established in Thor's timeline, its events take place in November 2011. Not May/June 2010. I could do some logical gymnastics and stretch it to 2010 (which would already create a mess), but there's no way it could be in May/June.
Afternoon - Tony finishes the particle accelerator and synthesizes the new element at home.
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Note: mention of 2010 again.
Evening - Vanko finishes his suit and the drones.
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6:20 pm - Vanko calls Tony. Tony heads to New York in the new Mark VI.
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40 minutes is most probably an exaggeration, since it is unlikely that Tony could get from Malibu to Flushing in less than 40 minutes. In any case, Tony didn't have time for anything else, especially considering that he needed time to assemble his new suit.
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7-9 pm - Hammer and Vanko at the Stark Expo. Tony and Rhodey fight Vanko and defeat him. He blows himself and the Expo up. Tony saves Pepper and 8-year-old Peter Parker. Pepperony's first kiss.
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Considering that other things tell us it's been 19 days since Pepper became CEO, Tony's "a week" line is an exaggeration. And Pepper plays along, just like she did with 12% in The Avengers.
I could write a whole post about why it could not be just a week (from Expo opening to the fight) as it's stated in other timelines, but I'll just give you one question to think about: how many days Ivan would need to build all those drones, a new reactor and a suit? Probably not 2.
A week later - Fury gives Tony Natasha's assessment of him and offers him a position as a consultant at S.H.I.E.L.D. Tony accepts.
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Mid June - Senator Stern awards Tony and Rhodey with medals.
The Consultant
Second half of 2010:
The World Security Counsel still supports the Avengers Initiative at this point. But they want The Abomination on the team. Coulson and Sitwell send Tony to sabotage the transfer between General Ross and S.H.I.E.L.D. He succeeds, and Blonsky remains in prison.
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After that, the WSC loses interest in the Avengers Initiative.
Thor (2011) Timeline
Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) Timeline
The Avengers (2012) Timeline
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tonystark-official · 11 months ago
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TONY MY MAN! DIDNT REALIZE YOU WERE ON THIS CITE!
…great! This is- fantastic! Great to see ya buddy!
- @justinhammer234
Oh. You.
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avengerscompound · 1 year ago
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Merry Christmas | What if...? Season 2
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justin-hammer-come-home · 4 months ago
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Don’t talk to me, I’m emotional over the imaginary non-canon Thunderbolts team I made in my head-
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ironspidersblog · 5 months ago
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Justin hammer: we are here today in this court room to try tony stark for-
Tony not listening: TRY DEEZ NUTS
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