#and this is great

[very-normal-person]

i convinced my girlfriend and my sister to watch supernatural and BOY they don't know what they're in for

[jelicaalynn]

not me being this high and singing all american rejects this loud 😭

mind you i haven’t listened to them in YEARS

lmfao good thing i’m alone i’m having a whole concert over here

my dirty little secret.. who has to know ? 😜😈

[girlscience]

you know that hit of dopamine people talk about getting from buying things? nah. i get that from getting rid of things

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[kiiingsnake]

(college stuff) everyone give it up for the humble arapaima

[camilleflyingrotten]

[cheesecakeai1]

[prismatoxic]

dadchuck is everything to me

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

we get it, it’s beans ON toast and ants would eat that, also we get it, ants aren’t that loyal to their queen, they kill her off if she’s out of line

[veronikablogs-blog]

[byelacey]

oh my GOD you can’t just ask someone why they’re barking

now on instagram!