#and this is great

[very-normal-person]

i convinced my girlfriend and my sister to watch supernatural and BOY they don't know what they're in for

[jelicaalynn]

not me being this high and singing all american rejects this loud 😭

mind you i haven’t listened to them in YEARS

lmfao good thing i’m alone i’m having a whole concert over here

my dirty little secret.. who has to know ? 😜😈

[girlscience]

you know that hit of dopamine people talk about getting from buying things? nah. i get that from getting rid of things

[katyspersonal]

As a Bloodborne fan I’ve walked a way from being fascinated and intrigued by how vague and mysterious lore is, to regretting getting into the task of figuring it out because there are TOO many shards to put back together and it was driving me insane, to the delight because I actually GOT something out of this quest and was told I solved mysteries remained too complicated for 6-7 years, to dread and emptiness from the fact that there is now nothing else to solve and discover because my 999 lvl autism is both a blessing and a curse, to relief because I’ve reached the lore questions which have several different solutions and no amount of logic or evidence or potential can shift preference to just one so these ‘truly’ vague questions keep my heart alive

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[charlesoberonn]

This pun is hilarious, but Victor Frankenstein would absolutely not fucking say that.

[cordspaghetti]

really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever

[prismatoxic]

dadchuck is everything to me

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

we get it, it’s beans ON toast and ants would eat that, also we get it, ants aren’t that loyal to their queen, they kill her off if she’s out of line

[incohorace]

what studying literature feels like

[foldingfittedsheets]

Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.

[unluckyprime]

four trans people walk into a movie theater …

[camilleflyingrotten]

[jacobtheloofah]

never change, tumblr. never fucking change.

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[defilerwyrm]

Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY