#and this is a Part of That
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
twowivestwoknives · 2 years ago
Text
well i made it to the medical appointment, got all the way to the procedure room, had a panic attack and couldnt go thru with it
2 notes · View notes
bugsinthebayou · 8 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
cunty sukuna
197K notes · View notes
knightofleo · 2 months ago
Text
t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....
Tumblr media
80K notes · View notes
puppyeared · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
63K notes · View notes
monsieurenjlolras · 4 months ago
Text
you've heard of "quiet quitting," now I'd like to introduce you to the next level, The French Work Ethic:
Do exactly what you're paid for and nothing more
Absolutely refuse to be available to contact when you're off the clock
Never prioritize work over your own health, wellbeing, or family because that would be insane, it's just a job.
Have a little glass of wine
Take as long as you feel like for lunch
Deeply understand that work doesn't matter
Make sure your boss knows they're always your second priority ❤️
61K notes · View notes
genderfluid-druid · 11 months ago
Text
hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
190K notes · View notes
zephyrine-gale · 5 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
dunmeshi square prints I'll have at ax!
61K notes · View notes
so-many-ocs · 1 year ago
Text
[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories
119K notes · View notes
pirateprincessjess · 8 months ago
Text
When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.
I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.
One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.
The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?
The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”
I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.
It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.
78K notes · View notes
midnightcrisisstuff · 11 months ago
Text
actually no, we're not "dating". we're bound together for infinity. like the stars. so, fuck you, actually.
105K notes · View notes
prontaentrega · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
the vaticans multicultural anime girls are wearing the racism rosary 💀
29K notes · View notes
Text
"i'm too old to trick-or-treat" what the HELL are u talking about. that is FREE candy. in this economy. "i'm too old to make responsible financial decisions" you sound like a goddamn lunatic
25K notes · View notes
hellsitegenetics · 6 months ago
Text
big shout out to trans women
42K notes · View notes
sage-nebula · 4 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
THE SHRIEK-LAUGH THAT JUST CAME OUT OF MY MOUTH WAS UNREAL AND SCARED MY POOR DOG OUT OF A SOUND SLEEP
ALEX HIRSCH YOU DELIGHT ME MORE EVERY DAY
35K notes · View notes
starridge · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
puppet hour was brutal
44K notes · View notes