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well i made it to the medical appointment, got all the way to the procedure room, had a panic attack and couldnt go thru with it
#i can FEEL needles inside me#instant overstim panic attack overwhelm#and the procedure is 5min of 3 diff needles In My Shoulder#and i just couldnt keep it together#but if i dont do this we dont know if i need surgery#i feel like such a fucking pussy#idk why i feel so bad#i keep fighting hard to get my body taken care of#and this is a Part of That#but i just cant fucking do it#ffs i wanna die (not for serious just)#i have so much run off panic#im going home and eating leftovers and playing sims and going to bed early#and only wesring soft things#i feel like such a fucking child#im 27 and scared of /needles/ ???#i broke my foot and didnt notice but NEEDLES#i hhave chronic pain at a 4-7 daily but NEEDLES#i find cuts and bruises cathartic but NEEDLES#who the fuck am i why am i lile this#life and times#medical t#needles t
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y’all we r not beating exorsexism and misogyny by calling every transmasc that pisses u off a ‘theyfab.’ Idc if they are annoying or have dumbass opinions, literally using someone’s agab as an insult is wrong and treating transmascs as annoying little afabs is deeply misogynistic and transphobic. What happened to just calling people fucking idiots
#trans ppl sound off in the replies I want to hear ur opinions on this respectfully bc like idk it makes me feel crazy#it just makes me rlly deeply uncomfortable to see ppl who generally have fine takes do this shit like cmon y’all we can be better#all saying it tells me is that ur just treating all the transmascs u DO like as exceptions to the rule#idc if ur arguing w the most annoying deeply stupid transmasc in the world it’s not their identity that makes them annoying or stupid lol#using someone’s agab derogatorily is so fucking stupid it’s ltrlly just one step away from calling them pussy boys or annoying women idfk#.txt#what’s crazy is the most egregious example I saw was some1 literally complaining about exorsexism. by blaming it on afabs. then posting lik#‘when theyfabs walk in the room’ to some ‘eeew it stinks in here’ audio on TikTok. saying they had stinky pussies. they were literally afab#hello??? the internalized misogyny is fucking CRAZYYYYY literally yall just regurgitate shit I’ve already heard from cishet men but act lik#it’s ok cause it’s directed at ‘theyfabs’ instead of women. Ok
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handsy p2
⊹ character(s). satoru gojo ⊹ genre. n/sfw ⊹ tags. gn!reader (reader has a pussy/uses a strap but no pronouns used), dom!reader, sub!gojo, dacryphilia, pegging, toy usage (gojo receiving / vibrator, strap, onahole), degradation and praise (gojo receiving), hair pulling, overstimulation, face sitting, 69, cunnilingus, potentially unrealistic numbers of orgasms (gojo cums a lot), you ruin this man ⊹ part one here
teehee enjoyyyy
MINORS/AGELESS BLOGS DNI PLEASE!
"so, satoru, is it everything you hoped?"
you stared down with disdain at the man on your bed, raising a brow as he let out a small whimper.
drool trailed down the side of his lip, tear tracks freshly dried on his cheeks as he tried desperately to catch his breath. even as he spoke his next words, his hips continued to buck into the air.
"n-no more... hah... c-can't take it..."
you clicked your tongue, sliding the remote to his favorite vibrator up to the max setting once more.
satoru sobbed, fresh tears wetting his cheeks as he jolted, the toy buzzing just right against his abused prostate. a glob of precum leaked out of his tip, his fingers twisting the sheets beneath him as he squirmed.
his cock was red, sensitive beyond belief from the sheer number of dry orgasms he'd suffered through. you'd only granted him the mercy of touching his cock once, and he'd cum on the spot then—a mistake, clearly, since you refused to stimulate him there beyond that.
"ah, ah," you tutted, pushing his thighs down. "keep still. we're not done yet."
"please!"
"please what, 'toru? use your words," you scolded.
the man bit down on his lip hard, trying to stifle his noises. "c-can't—"
"now, you keep saying you can't, satoru, but you were the one who asked for this. 'make me cum ten times over', you said. well, what's the problem?"
you punctuated your chastisement with a sharp tug to his snow white hair, watching his mouth fall agape as he bucked his hips into the air again. you smacked his thigh.
"I told you, none of tha—"
"please touch me!" satoru wailed, cutting you off short. "fuck me, please, please— hah, ah! please! please, touch me, fuck me—"
you cut him off next, grabbing his chin and yanking him towards you. "how many times have you cum so far, 'toru?"
blue eyes filled with a pathetic gleam as he stared back at you, lip wobbling as he tried to sort through his fucked-out thoughts. you'd had him here for hours, and he wasn't even sure if his count was correct any longer.
"e... eight...?"
"very good," you purred. "so two more to go, right?"
his eyes blew wide, clarity filling them as your hand reached down to tug gently at his weeping cock, your other hand yanking the vibrator out of his ass.
satoru's mouth fell open in a silent scream as he flailed, broken moans escaping him as you touched his dick at last. he was conflicted between moving towards and shying away from your touch, body shaking like a leaf as your hand moved slick thanks to his abundant precum.
between his sobs, the man suddenly found your cunt right above his face. he hadn't even noticed you shift positions.
even in his stupor, he stuck his tongue out, lapping at your juices eagerly as he resisted the urge to grab onto your thighs and pull you down onto him.
you bit back a moan as his tongue writhed against your clit, sucking up everything you had to offer as he keened with abandon. you made sure to show him how good he was being as you ran your fingertip along his cockhead, swiping up his pre and using it to ease the slide of your hand.
you cupped your fist, hollowing it around his cock and glancing back at him, still going at your pussy like a man starved.
"haha... s-satoru, can you even breathe?"
"haahhnnn..." the man exhaled a loud whimper as he continued eating you out, trying so hard to keep his hips still. trying so hard to be good, just for you.
he had gotten his fair share of orgasms already, but he might actually die if he didn't get to cum while lapping up everything you had to give.
you moaned, pleased, smirking back at him.
"dumb little slut," you hummed. "thrust up into my hand like a good little whore. let's see you work for your orgasm."
satoru practically howled with pleasure at your affirmation, his hips thrusting wildly as he used your hand to get off. each mild touch sent him into a frenzy, and at last he couldn't help it, grasping onto your thighs to pull you closer as he thrust his tongue inside of you.
to his surprise (though he didn't have many thoughts going for him at the moment anyhow), you allowed this, only giving his thigh a warning squeeze as he continued thrusting and thrusting.
"hnnn! hhnngh!"
his whines were getting louder, muffled by your pussy as he continued his pleasurable ministrations. his tongue flicked your clit, and you bit your lip.
"g-good boy, 'toru, very good... go on, now, make me cum. you want to cum too, don't you?"
"hnnngh- hnn! haaah— ah!" you tried to ease your pressure, give him some space to breathe, but he refused to let go of your thighs until you came all over his face. a few muffled words, your name and 'please's escaped him from beneath your smothering weight.
after so many orgasms, it was clear it wasn't going to take much for the poor man to shoot his load this time. a warning whimper left his lips, and immediately following it, satoru latched onto your clit with his lips and sucked hard.
you let a moan of your own loose into the air, covering your mouth with your free hand as you felt that delightful little knot coiling in your belly snap. your juices gushed all over his face, his tongue flicking over your clit to prolong your release as he kept his mouth open so as to not let a single drop go to waste.
at the same time, satoru keened, ropes of cum shooting out of his cockhead with each thrust into your hand. his hips stuttered pathetically, trembling violently as he came down from his high.
you had to take a shaky exhale as you came down from your climax, reaching back to wrench off the man's hands. he whined softly as you moved away from his face, donning a completely fucked-out expression as he huffed and panted.
"one more to go, satoru."
"n-no... can't..."
satoru's tongue lolled past his lips, your slick still covering his face as he lay in a daze. he didn't even protest when you pushed your hand towards his face, licking weakly to clean his own cum off your fingers, driven solely by instinct.
his eyes were trained on the ceiling, focused entirely on the fuzz in his brain, the lingering pleasure from his ninth orgasm fizzling out just as your two fingers slid inside of him to check if he was still slick.
satoru's sudden scream was music to your ears.
"nice and loose, looks like all that work we did earlier really helped, hmm, 'toru?"
"yesss— hnghh— no! hurts, t-too much, w-wait—"
you pressed down right where his sweet spot was, his back bending into a pretty arch as you did so.
"aah! ah! p-please, more, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me—"
"greedy whore."
"y-yes!" he sobbed, eyes blown wide with pleasure as he felt a very familiar pressure against his rim, replacing the feeling of your fingers. "p-plea— oh!"
you practically took his breath away as you slid into him all in one fluid motion, the strap filling him to the brim and putting a delicious pressure on his g-spot.
but that wasn't all. the man froze up as he felt another sensation around his cock, a slick, tight, and erotic sort of sensation.
his eyes filled with tears at the sight of your wicked smirk, his cockhead sinking right into the fleshlight you had carefully prepared for him.
he didn't think it was even further possible after all he'd been through tonight, but one look at your eyes and he knew — he was going to get ruined.
you immediately began moving, shoving his cock into the onahole with vigor, slamming your hips against his ass.
the tears broke past satoru's eyes, slipping down his cheeks as he wailed into the air, fingers tearing the sheets as your strap pounded his deepest spots.
"y/n! y-y/n! too much! too much!" he sobbed, screaming, mouth agape as his tongue lolled. drool was beginning to pool on the pillow his head rested upon.
"look at you. moaning like a bitch in heat. you're such a pathetic little whore."
satoru was too far gone, your words muffled by the haze over his mind as his dick was thoroughly massaged by the toy, his prostate taking the steady pumps of your cock. each slam delivered a jolt of pure pleasure that caused him to tremble from head to toe.
"s-so good! ah! ah! hurts! more! aahhhnnn~!"
he didn't even have it in him to be embarrassed at the high-pitched keen he let out, his squeals and whines so loud that anyone in the next town over could likely hear him, even from the comfort of your bedroom.
you sped up both motions, the schlick, schlick, schlick of his cock in the toy accompanied by the smacking of skin on skin as you bottomed out inside of him.
"s-so deep— uhhnnn! fuck! fuck! g'na— please— deeper— harder!"
you complied, of course, gripping satoru's waist with one hand while your other squeezed the onahole, intent on wringing his cock dry.
satoru's jaw went lax, eyes glazed over. every pound to his prostate brought him closer and closer, the jelly-like material of the fleshlight rubbing right over that sweet, sweet spot beneath the head of his cock—
"g'na cum, g'na cum, y/n, y/n please, n-need it, need—"
"shhh, shhh. dumb little sluts don't need to think," you cooed, huffing out a laugh as you moved to pinch his tongue, watching as he instinctively began sucking on your thumb.
he only broke free from his suckling haze as his eyes went wide, a choked gasp leaving him as you pounded him harder, deeper, faster.
"c-cumming! cumming! g'na— c-cum, cum, cumming, please!"
you squeezed again, bullying his prostate just right, stroking his cock in just the way you knew drove him absolutely wild.
"go on, 'toru. cum for me."
"ah— aaaahhhh, fuck! fuuuuck!"
satoru choked on air, a broken wail echoing off the walls as he spurted into the onahole, hips bucking and trembling violently as you gradually slowed your thrusts. his thick, creamy cum overflowed the toy, flowing down over his cock and onto his tummy as he fought desperately to catch his breath, little spurts escaping his dick as he tried to regain control over his bodily functions.
you pulled out gently, drawing another whine from his lips, removing the onahole from around his pretty cock which caused yet another weakened noise.
"did so well," you cooed, brushing his sweat-slicked bangs away from his eyes. "look at you. so pretty when you cum, 'toru. did that feel good?"
all satoru could do was nod, his breathing ragged and irregular, his body still trembling minutely. you kissed away his tears, rubbing his hip as you lay down next to him.
"feel good?" you asked softly. "everything you wanted?"
the man whimpered a bit, tilting his head to bury into your neck, nodding gently again.
you trailed your fingers over the various bruises and marks you had left along his neck and shoulders earlier, smiling fondly.
"I'll call us out from work for tomorrow, mkay?"
when he pulled back with widened blue eyes, you chuckled.
"to give you a day to rest, satoru, not to fuck your brains out again. sure your cute ass is all sore now."
satoru pouted a bit, looking away.
"...I could handle it."
"oh, is that a challenge?"
at once, his pout dissipated into a sweet smile as he turned back to you, nerves causing his brow to twitch. he knew damn well he wasn't up for another 10 rounds.
"I didn't say anything at all~"
"right, right..."
"mmmm..." regaining a bit of his mind, satoru adjusted himself so he was cuddled right into you, a catlike grin on his face. "love you. thank you. felt really good."
you only laughed.
"love you too, satoru."
#n/sfw#gojo x reader#satoru x reader#jjk x reader#i feel like this is baaaad#but#HAD to write abt pegging gojo#and making him eat mad pussy#and making him cry and get fucked and whimper#ok listen#hes totally a whimperer#i know ive established this#but YOU KNOW!!!#anyways#(tosses it to u like a slab of meat to rabid dogs)#enjoy tumblr....#katze's secret corner
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Quick and rough Plumeria redesign, mostly just cause...... I gotta do what comes naturally to me, man. Give me some Shapes. Simplify that design or so help me.
I don't have a lot of complex thoughts about it, actually! Just the idea of having a "sexy" outfit that draws the eyes to certain parts of the body -- while simultaneously being modest and Sharp. Having an edge to it. Also!!!! The luna moth inspired wings!!! I wanted to stay within her og color palette, but I've also always thought luna moth wings would suit her... the top wing is vaguely heart shaped, too!
#fire emblem#feh#i don't feel like taking a better pic sorry ��#also. the most fucked up thing i'm learning doing this. is that (at least for the main four base forms)#yoshiku's color palettes Actually Work. fucked up. insane. i ALMOST added my own colors#just a hint of purple. and it fucked everything up?????? ALSO THE WINGS. THE WINGS#ARE ESP FUCKED UP. BC. IT WORKS. the red yellow orange blue. it fucking works. what the fuck.#LIKE one of my biggest frustrations w the fairy designs is they feel Samey color pallette wise.#that if it were up to Me. i would pick four distinct palettes to work with and try not to overlap too much.#literally just the fucking. tinkerbell pixie hallow treatment. everyone gets a signature color and we go from there.#but like... I GUESS TECHNICALLY EVERYONE DOES???? IT'S JUST. the Overlap.#like mira's pink/greens feel samey w plum's reds/greens. and esp from memory plum and tri pallets just blend together for me.#and peony and mira have the same purple eyes. a lot of green overlap in general. and i love green#BUT... SOMEHOW....... the color pallets. Work. fucked up and evil#also i'm not immune to the toothed pussy motif. that's what that little detail on the dress slit is supposed to invoke LMFAOO#AGAIN. IT'S ABOUT THE SHARPNESS. of drawing the eye and refusing to reward you for it if that makes sense#idk idk. i also just feel like plum should have an elegant look.#design not final though i'm just parsing it out. ALSO THE. THE SHARP ALMOST CLAWED NAILS. HUGE FAN#i was def worn out from my current project though. sometimes. you just gotta design a fairy about it.#fe plumeria#my art
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guess who discovered they don't rock with 90% of their art!!!!! this isn't even a vent post, i wouldn't post vents, this is a ramble and an unnecessary announcement that i will be posting more, and posting cringe.
A lot of the art i post on there, i will not deny, it was extremely fun to make. i will not doubt that for a Moment. I have created so much neon, eyebleeding D,J,M,M v,ore paraphernalia and knowing the amount i have ruthlessly inflicted upon the world brings me much joy. However: i have realized that most of these do nothing for me.
How is it that with all this D,J,M,M v,ore, barely any of it feeds the purple, glowing, gaping maw in my soul? . I've just been making shit for this blog because i need to draw d,j,m,m v,ore to maintain my internal reputation of d,j,m,m v,ore guy. I think it looks good, but that's not the point, the point was making my heart flutter and i have FAILED. It's probably why I've only been posting like, once a month now. (that and bc of h,omo mousike)
Comet and Fritz are back on my mind with their weird explicitly v,orey bullshit along with them, and I am going to draw it. It's going to be dimly lit, neon-colored, and be about the exact same thing like I'm a broken record and only i will like it
#(holy FUCKING shit guys you probably won't believe me but i wrote paraphernalia correctly ON MY FIRST TRY i am GOD)#see i said all this about “i'm going to make shit i like... even if it's CRINGE” but i know damn well that the most important part of it#for me is the description and accompanying text. and i am a PUSSY about that. dear lord.#there was text to this one too and yet i feel like i would literally rather die than post it.#maybe i will be a big boy about it . one day.#bichambered-reservoir#sfw vore#extreme cuddling#nsx vore#swwh#e-a/t
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there is no way that Guillermo’s pussy wouldn’t drive Nandor absolutely mad with power
#wwdits#nandermo#nandor#guillermo de la cruz#what we do in the shadows#i have so many thoughts about how Guillermo makes Nandor feel powerful#(not in a sadistic power trip way tho)#the full force of someone as strong and beautiful and awe-inspiring as Guillermo choosing to bless Nandor with adoration#a man so used to being worshiped and yeT#you can see it in his eyes#how absolutely terrified of how powerful Guillermo makes him feel#with simple things like a soft smile and kind eyes#like how a former addict looks at drugs#and i find it so compelling that Nandor comes from power and conquering and yet he's like#fucking Guillermo would be like using the One Ring#Guillermo would casually say that he's upset Bravo cancelled a show and the next day the entire hq had been destroyed like a nuke hit it#like i'm srs guys i have five different long posts in my drafts abt how powerful Guillermo makes Nandor feel#(and how pussy-whipped Nandor would be if Guillermo ever gave it to him 😉)#but i can't process my feelings abt that rn so you get this
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USOPP ABSOLUTELY POPPING TF OFF???? Hitting a target THAT far away with SUPREME precision AND unlocking Haki?? I’M SITTING HERE LIKE
#MY MANS!!!!!!!!!!!#Listen I was REALLY upset with him earlier in the arc when he was a PUSSY and ran away from Trebol#Like. He had a whole thing about how he’s changed and how he’s not that much of a coward anymore#AND THEN HE FUCKING LEFT THE TONTATTAS AND RAN WITH HIS TAIL BETWEEN HIS LEGS LIKE A LITTLE BITCH#I WAS SO. FUCKING MAD#They were getting their asses beat and crying his name and he was being the BIGGEST fucking pussy on the planet#GOD I wanted to throttle him#It’s okay tho this was his redemption moment.#SO PROUD OF YOU BABY#Love that his fear of losing Luffy overpowered any feelings of cowardice#Like. He was so worried he was going to forget Luffy. He DID ALL THAT FOR HIS CAPTAIN#ALSO WHEN HE SAID ‘The seas without you…I don’t ever want to see that!’ FUCKIGN. USOLU MOMENT. SOBBING#I swooned. I’ll be honest I swooned. His sniper skills kicked in and I was like OHHHHHHHH?!!!!! SIRRRR 👀👀👀😳#Coughs anyway.#One Piece#Shima speaks#Usopp
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Thinking about just making a significantly hornier dating profile on one of the apps and seeing what sort of hits I get and/or if there's any sort of uptick in potential dates. Like, using only photos taken for my OF- tamer ones that won't get my dating profile deleted, of course. And just writing something like "Long term connection would be great, but I'm also just tired of wasting my thirties not getting laid. If we click after a good date then I will definitely give you head."
#dating nonsense#dating app hell#i guess that would be a good reason to finally try tinder again#I've avoided that one for years because it always seemed very hookup-centric#but after coming up on nine years single it's sure starting to feel like I'm not really dateable#so it's just accept a hook up being my only option or let my pussy fill with cobwebs until i die#the problem as ever being that I don't like fucking people that I can't stand#and if i like you enough to want to sleep with you then chances are i want to spend more time with you#but then that defeats the purpose of not getting attached#it's a catch-22
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hi what if joel blowing a gigantic load in your pussy and you feel it drip out as he fucks your ass from behind. what fucking if.
“aw, look at that… you’re such a sloppy fucking mess…”
“ya want some in your ass, too, whore? huh? ya want your daddy’s load in this little fuckhole, too?”
“good boy… daddy’s little cumdump…”
and ik the cuddling between rounds go hard as hell w/ him
#totally not inspired by the dick i just got#joel miller smut#joel miller x reader#tlou x reader#tlou smut#for all you cool kids out there: what if he puts it back in your pussy teehee#bro i feel like if i ever write atp i gotta put in giant fucking bold letters DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME#bc ppl are stupid
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we need to kill everyone at sm entertainment
#you know how i said i didnt want to elaborate on RJ’s bbl messages#because i would go on a tangent about how sm doesn’t protect their artists#yeah well imagine how i felt when i saw them made him apologize for that stupid ass shit#like really making your artist seem like the bad guy when he has psycho bitches invading his privacy#for 2 seconds of attention#not even positive attention btw#like can you imagine getting calls from random crazy bitches when you’re just trying to live your life#ppl who aren’t supposed to have your number#freaky ass fuck#but no they dont gaf how that makes him feel#they aren’t even imagining it#brainless fucking cunts#and even worse the company you’re under is doing bare minimum if even that to keep you safe#or to even make you feel some semblance of safety#like genuinely evil as fuck#it doesn’t even end with that#ppl crawling through vents to see hc#breaking into his fucking house like maniacs#like bitch are you out of your rabid ass fucking mind#company taking forever to address hc/jn’s scandal#which was false btw#and you have their unintelligent fucking fans believing the shit immediately and throwing photocards out like they killed someones mother#over something they couldnt even wait to see was true or not#bc if it’s in a headline it must be true right#wrong#but that’s an entirely different issue#honestly all of this just goes back to how kpop companies market their artists as like minimum 5 sublevels below human#not just sm#which is really stupid like you’re grown as fuck shivering shaking throwing up at the IDEA of your idol getting pussy#like he’s grown asfk
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I think what I always find funny about official art with Serizawa in it is that he always comes off as like. Vaugley uncertain about what hes doing. Like can you imagine he does NOT know why he has to go on all these photo shoots and can barely unstick himself from the stiff awkwardness he falls into naturally like this man is NOT in his element he's posing like his mom asked for a photo
#meanwhile reigen puts his entire pussy into every shoot because he is in his element#which i think is extra funny can you fucking imagine. reigen out there feeling like a tardigrade in a moss pile#and serizawa is just trying his best not to look like hes encased in concrete#mp100#anyway that new art huh
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You’re so tiny I bet alll that water is going to make you look pregnant. If it does I may never let you potty, you’ll look far to pretty with a bloated tummy after all
what do u think?
#🐇 bunny#m so full i feel like m abt to burst#got a toy in my pussy too just to plug#and fuck im feelin it#asks#anon
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I'm not making it out of this resplendent concept alive.
#i thought. this would be a nice way to ease back into things.#i wanted. to make a whole ass post. at least one illust and some lines plus my thoughts behind it.#but i just spend the whole day testing the absolute limit of how much i can erase colored pencil and get away w it.#i have. something. i am so tempted to just drop it unceremoniously. fuck my entire life man.#esp bc idk if it's even the final form. i feel like i'd need to clean it up more to have like. a whole ass post#but it is Killing Me. badly.#also i'm over odds hoard hunting in x. boooooooooooo we hate your pussy you stupid ass tree#life is SO hard for me............#cruel and unrelenting....
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#??????????????????#????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????#i dont know what to doooooooooooo i dont know what to do w my life.....#i dont wanna go to college im way too stupid for that and also its insane like#im scared i dont like anything enough to make it worth it. not even biology#thats like 5 years idk and i fucking hate school.... i think id kill myself if i had to go back to somerhing remotely similar#idk thats scary.....#my plan b was getting a job and i rlly tried but im a pussy . i only started to go out and do stuff like last year. and im an adult !!#i feel like i fucked something up at some point in my life cuz like this is insane#im stuck in limbo. like theres something wrong and its not the autism#bites a cinderblock bites a cinderblock#man im so fucking scared everyday i feel like im going insane . i cant even imagine me doing anything#theres something wrong w me cuz thats like not normal . i dont wanna die in my bed but everything else scares me#fucked up if true#uh#vent#its funny af tagging my posts w vent but i tag them so u can block them or whatever#FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IF ONLY REDBULL ACTUALLY DID SHIT TO ME . THEN ID BE FIXED#FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKK I JUST WANT AN ENERGY DRINK THAT WORKS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE PLEASE GOD#PLEASE PEKASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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lights on, lights off
goodnight my little freaks and geeks 👽🤓
#yes my hand IS covering what you think it’s covering#i wish i was tan#i hope you like your girls#chubby#and#pale#bc that’s me#blue#toes#feet#tattoos#tattooed women#me#daddy's good girl#needy pussy#glasses#selfie#brunette#ish#chubby girls#uhhhh#plus size#????#holy fuck lmfao#i heard noises outside#and then a moth flew in my face#and i threw my phone oopsies#where’s my forehead kisses anon i need him back 🥺#bisexual#adding that tag always feels like an afterthought
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If I had a nickel for every time a drag race stan account on Twitter screenshotted one of my fics and posted it publicly, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
#had a few moments of panic after marciagate#but then I was like#this won’t breach containment#and also???#so fucking pussy I secretly hoped they were talking about my fic :)#like wow you saw a video of Nymphia skating and went just like that one fic!#huge for me as an author tbh#also idk if this person has a tumblr but if they do hi!! we are mutuals on twitter and I think this is very funny#and honestly it made me feel better about my writing skills so :)#drag race#rpdr#RuPaul’s drag race#twitter#nymphia wind#plane Jane#✈️#planymphia#also I think it’s funny that I was so surprised when I saw my own fic tweeted#like. girl.#afaik there’s 2 planymphia skating fics on ao3 there was a good 50% chance#okay I deleted my original caption but#i feel like this doesn’t need all that much context#except that I think this is really funny#and I was initially freaked out but then went haha nice#v funny to have my own fic tweeted at me I feel like Hannah Montana secret double life
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