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oddly humbling having to go back to the old guidebook fics to remember what number the fucking rules were as if I'm not the one that wrote them
#like. girl.#tbf i didn't plan any of them at all -- which is lowkey why they don't make sense#but i feel like that's fair because LANDO said them#and when has he ever had an ounce of foresight#Oscar Piastri's Accidental Guide to Saying I Love You
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My toxic trait is watching someone 100% an expert beat saber chart and thinking I could do it too
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was looking up zuccarello pictures today (normal) and struck????
gold???
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just moaned out loud sorry if you heard that
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If I had a nickel for every time a drag race stan account on Twitter screenshotted one of my fics and posted it publicly, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
#had a few moments of panic after marciagate#but then I was like#this won’t breach containment#and also???#so fucking pussy I secretly hoped they were talking about my fic :)#like wow you saw a video of Nymphia skating and went just like that one fic!#huge for me as an author tbh#also idk if this person has a tumblr but if they do hi!! we are mutuals on twitter and I think this is very funny#and honestly it made me feel better about my writing skills so :)#drag race#rpdr#RuPaul’s drag race#twitter#nymphia wind#plane Jane#✈️#planymphia#also I think it’s funny that I was so surprised when I saw my own fic tweeted#like. girl.#afaik there’s 2 planymphia skating fics on ao3 there was a good 50% chance#okay I deleted my original caption but#i feel like this doesn’t need all that much context#except that I think this is really funny#and I was initially freaked out but then went haha nice#v funny to have my own fic tweeted at me I feel like Hannah Montana secret double life
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and a happy autism month for all my fellow late diagnosed autistics who, immediately upon being diagnosed, had the thought “oh. that explains the g/t thing.”
#me posting about gt every goddamn day of my life for ten years: yeah idk if i have any special interests#LIKE. GIRL.
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Just read my first comic issue with Thalia in it and I understand now. I understand why you guys love her so much
Just says the most reprehensible shit possible to Bruce, tries to kick his ass, and leaves
Just a girlboss building her empire truly
#spook speaks#like GIRL WHY DID YOU SAY ALL THAT#but it was really funny so I’ll allow it#‘how many robins am I gonna have to resurrect for you bruce’ HDJFNSKDJEK GIRL#obviously the least bad quote but definitely one of the funnier ones#like. girl.#thank you for deepfrying his kids in the gamer ghoul bath water#but. c’mon now#you can’t just tell Dick he doesn’t have any family in this world it’s rude
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Things that make me side-eye a bit: when none of the background dancers in a music video for a fat singer are fat themselves.
#like. girl.#what is this? you're the only one allowed to be fat?#why are you the only fat person in this roller skating ring? fat people can't dace? or roller skate?#THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT SELF-LOVE#and you could not hire ONE fat dancer?!#well okay. actually. I don't know the SINGER hired the dancers.#but SOMEONE is definitely trying to compensate for the singer being fat. like. c'mon guys.
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Frankenstein fandom learn what chronic illness is challenge (impossible)
#scribble scribbles#frankenstein#like. girl.#come on#every fucking post is the same damn joke#'LOL VICTOR FAINTS ALL THE TIME BECAUSE THE CREATURE IS TOO SPOOKY FOR HIM' shut up#he's dying from burnout and chronic stress
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okay really if not for penelope's panic attack and cressida announcing that she is lady whistledown, eloise would've told colin right there at their engagement party??
#like. girl.#you said midnight but i think you could've like idk waited till the next day#bridgerton#bridgerton 4x05
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just killed Raphael in the house of hope today and all I could think was how he's canonically a bottom only
#harleep's corpse if u ask him abt raphael: 'below... never on... top'#like. GIRL.#rui thinks loudly#that and the soundtrack slaps#i would fight him again honestly it was super fun
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my tav upon finding out that the weird pale guy with fangs, red eyes, and two puncture marks on his neck is actually a vampire
#like. girl.#that man couldn’t be more obvious of a vampire if his entrance was heralded by the pipe organ#he commented on your neck within like 15 seconds of meeting him#did it really take him almost biting you in your sleep for you to put two and two together#i can’t believe there wasn’t a dialogue option like ‘yeah no shit you’re a vampire I thought we just weren’t gonna talk about it’#bg3#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate oc#baldurs gate astarion#anyways I didn’t get the hype over astarion and was just kinda annoyed with him#but I let him bite me because I’m a pushover and turns out he was just hangry. we’re chill now
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I want to have friends. I want to sneak away in the middle of the night for cheap supermarket drinks. I want to have a day out with shopping at horribly over crowded malls filled with dresses we can't afford but that's okay. I want to sing songs we know together horribly and dance the night away. I want to watch shitty shows and complain about them every five minutes with people.
#But I can't.#Not because there are a shortage of people who're willing to do this with me#But because every second will be filled with a wondering of 'will you still like me when you know everything about me?'#'will you still stay when times aren't so bright and young and happy?'#And the answer is always no.#I don't understand how people can laugh and joke with others who will blatantly ignore them crying#You're only a friend as long as you're happy.#miscellaneous#I once had a conversation with someone#“I want to go to x but I'm too scared to go alone...”#And I just responded with take your friends with you#And she immediately - assuredly - said oh they would never.#Like. Girl.#No wonder teen girls are obsessed with the concept of a boyfriend#They don't want a relationship they just want someone to talk to and share experiences with#how can an entire group of humanity be so horribly unaware of the definition of 'friend'?
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i am begging you people to listen to rob zombie or something. like please what is this song selection
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What if I showed Zote the DSM-5 criteria for ptsd? Is this anything?
You could do this but he is entrenched so far into denial it would do little for him!!! He'd go all What is this nonsense, What are you Implying, How Dare You, etc etc. essentially a I Pretend I Do Not See It moment
#ask#and you saying this is making me. sweat a little Bit#due to personal reasons I cannot yet disclose mostly because it is not yet 100% confirmed. but.#like. girl.#it'd be ironic. like itd be so funny.#in a tragic and horrible way but it WOuld be so funny.#sorry I'm being unnecessarily vague LMAO i'm tryin not to .be way too Personal on main but girl.......#yea. that's all I'll say on that matter HSKGJHSG
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