#dating app hell

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

Talking to someone on a dating app, they say that they like anime and hope to someday get a tattoo of Al's bloodseal from FMA. I responded, "Well I sure hope it doesn't cost you an arm and a leg! 😂"

The response: "Oh it'll be a pretty small, shouldn't be expensive."

😐😐 Joke went right over his head.

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

I hate dating apps I hate dating apps

[lizardmonet]

over my dead body, kevin

[thaotometsun]

I know I'm being messy but...

First Obey Me destroying the OG app for no reason and now WHB sending legal threats because most of their content is paywalled? Are they having a fkup competition?

[the-toasted-teacake]

Um. The characters in this ad look strangely familiar? 🤨

[samuel-de-champagne-problems]

can men aged 23-26 fucking learn that insulting your appearance on dating apps is not a “bully-flirt” ratio you’re actually an asshole

@reidsbookclub got the message that i sent to him before he got blocked and i think that i was very very creative.

but all this to say, please bring back kind, gentle, sweet men that don’t bully girls for not being conventionally attractive or physically fit.

and side note!!! spencer reid would never never ever

[evilestfairy]

hey can someone let me know when they make an ace dating/friends app thanks

[liefdesleven]

skill issue

[gwenlena]

straight girls are always in love with the shittiest cis men ever they should be in love with me instead <3

[namtanlovesfilm]

not me JUST realizing that I literally have off listed as one of my top artists on my fucking bumble dating profile lmaooooo

[roomtemperaturesuperconductor]

[lizardmonet]

i’m gonna ask him out then hunt him for sport

[dyk3ang3l]

i’m too masc for masc lesbians that want to date a fem but at the same time i’m too fem for masc lesbians that want to date another masc lesbian. it’s sick and twisted. truly.

[femmelily]

i wish i had someone to call my butch 🥺

[yourlocalgrass]

Today I learnt a valuable lesson.

I went from 0 to 30 Demon Vouchers in a span of 3 days by going absolutely crazy.

What’s the lesson? I don’t know. But I really said it to the devs when they didn’t give me even one UR card from Beel’s birthday banner or even a special SSR after saving 70 devil vouchers so I decided to make it to the stamp reward even though there were less than 4 days left. I just made my last pull and:

Even got the birthday UR 🎉🎉

Yeah you thought I was gonna pay? In your faces see that Solmare I ain’t paying and you tried but you failed.

[harrywavycurly]

Messages I’ve gotten on dating apps that make me totally fine being single:

-“you look kinda mean…I’m so into that”

-“I’ve never seen anyone with green eyes before. Are they real?”

-“can you Venmo me $2?”

-“I think I just fell in love.”

-“do you have a car?”

-“I normally hate dark hair on girls but I don’t mind it on you.”

-“can I interest you in a midnight stroll near the beach?”

-“I saw you like scary movies, did you know Michael Myers is a real dude and he actually killed people? Idk why they’d make a movie about it because it’s sad.”

-“you have three cats? That’s a lot of pu**y in one house.”