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Agatha & Rio are the 2024 Shithead Olympics
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#marvel#and they're both losing#thank you writers thank you actors thank you director fuck you marvel fuck you disney#agatha x rio#babe wake up new lesbians just dropped
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Do you know what this is? Do I know what this is?? The answer is no, but here goes anyways. CONTINUING ON WITH MY TEAM SWAP AU!!
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“Damnit!” Chuuya’s breath comes out in a stuttering hiss. “Fuck! This never should have happened, you hear me?”
Rin peers at him, her eyes slightly glossy. “I know,” she murmurs. “Haibara-kun was a good person… He didn’t deserve to die like that.”
“He didn’t deserve it,” Chuuya repeats, hands slamming down onto the marble table. The ashes and bones jump slightly with the force, spilling over the sides. Rin simply sighs and brushes them back in.
“This won’t happen again. I won’t fucking let it.”
The chopsticks drop to the floor with a clatter as he storms out of the room.
“Chuuya…” Rin calls after him, but he’s already gone.
“Leave it, Nohara-san,” Nanami says curtly. “Nakahara will have to come to accept it. This profession is one destined for death. It hardly matters whether we deserve it or not.”
His words might indicate that he’s come to terms with things, but his tone is tight, and fingers white from their rigid hold around the chopsticks.
Rin gives him a wobbly smile. She brushes a stray tear from her cheek. “That doesn’t mean we can’t be sad though, Nanami-kun. Or at least want to try and make things better.”
There’s a quiet scoff from the corner. Both Nanami and Rin choose to ignore it.
Nanami presses his lips together, eyes dark as he looks over Haibara’s scattered bones. His eyes dart away, back to his watch.
Rin picks up on the action. “You have your interview, don’t you?” She says knowingly. “You should go. We can finish up here.”
“...I attempted to get it rescheduled, but it didn’t work. Dealing with their management was shit.”
“It’s alright,” she says. “I understand. Good luck with your interview!”
He turns away. “Luck has nothing to do with it. Either my qualifications will impress them enough or they won’t.”
“Still,” Rin says. “I believe in you, Nanami-kun!”
“...Thank you.” Still disgruntled, but beneath all that, he might even sound the tiniest bit pleased.
Nanami leaves then, wooden door swinging closed in his wake. The room is cast into darkness once more, with only the light of the candles and the pungent scent of incense filling the air.
And then there were two.
Rin turns back to picking through the bones, hands as steady and meticulous as ever as she drops them with a quiet plink, plink into the urn. Time goes by as she works her way up, the clack of the chopsticks and the sound of restless shifting fabric accompanying her.
“You’re being quiet,” she eventually says.
A shrug. “People are normally quiet at funerals, no?”
“You’ve never been normal.”
And that’s what startles him out of the somber expression he’d been wearing all day. Satoru’s teeth flash as he finally steps forward, joining her at the table. “Oof. Straight to the heart, huh, Rin-chan?”
Her attention stays focused on the task at hand. “I’m not sure why you’re pretending to be offended. Isn’t that something you’re proud of?”
“What, not being normal?”
She shrugs, a graceful sloping of the shoulders.
“Just ‘cause I’m the strongest doesn’t mean you can say things like that,” he whines.
“Ah. I didn’t mean to offend you.” Rin ducks her head slightly.
More time goes by. Plink, plink, go the bones.
Satoru can’t stand the silence for long. “I don’t know why you’d think I’m proud of not being normal. What’s that even supposed to mean?”
“I guess I don’t really know,” Rin says. She gives him an apologetic smile. “Sorry.”
Satoru doesn’t let it go. “Well, you’re the one who said it. So?”
Rin sighs, chopsticks hovering over the ashes. “I suppose… you’re the strongest, as you said. And you take pride in it. People see you as a god, right? None of that’s exactly… normal.” She gives a faint laugh, as if to soften it.
He scoffs. “Pshaw, you think I care about any of that? Please.”
“I know, I know. I didn’t mean anything by it–”
“Like you’re the picture of normal. Just an average girl, right? Nothing to see here.”
He sounds almost… accusatory. Rin’s expression falters.
“...Sorry?”
“Nothing,” Satoru says. “Didn’t mean anything by it.”
Rin frowns at him.
“What? Can’t help it that you can’t be me.” His tone is singsongy and nagging, but his eyes are hard behind his dark sunglasses.
“You don’t need to lie to me,” she says softly, gentle concern spread carefully across her features.
He laughs aloud at that. “Oh, Rin, Rin. You’re hilarious, you really are.”
Her expression freezes. Stutters.
Satoru leans in. “Aw, you gonna cry?”
Another half stutter. Eyes widen. Narrow. Lips pull, then press together. She finally pulls away, hair falling delicately over her face. “I don’t know what you mean. I’m really sorry for offending you. I hope you can forgive me–”
“You’re good at that,” he comments idly.
She pauses again. “...at what?”
“Lying.”
“I don’t know what you mean,” she says again, but this time, it isn’t careful, or delicate. There’s a hollow tone to her voice that sounds altogether strange.
Satoru’s lips pull back, leaving white grinning teeth. “You’re good, but you can’t hide from me, you know.” He taps pointedly on the frame of his sunglasses.
Rin’s face does truly change then. It’s impossible to say how, exactly. It might be something about the eyes. Warm brown morphing into something flinty and haunted. Her lips part–
Satoru throws his arm around her shoulders, jostling her. “But who am I to comment on something like that, am I right? If my good friend can’t help but cry herself to sleep, I guess I have to offer some support.”
Rin steps away.
“Wow, rejected. Rin-chan, how can you be so cute and so cold all at once–”
“What would you say if I told you I loved you?” She asks abruptly.
Satoru’s eyes widen for a second, before his grin comes back. “Are you confessing to me? I guess I’d say, took you long enough. I am Gojo Satoru, after all.” He sweeps a hand through his hair.
“Alright. I hate you.” Her lips are pressed back into a perfectly earnest smile.
Satoru lets out an incredulous laugh. “You sure you doin’ okay up there? That’s not quite the same thing, you know.”
“We should date,” Rin continues.
Satoru’s eyebrows shoot to his hairline. “Wait, what?”
“I… admire you,” she says. She clasps her hands together. Her feet shift, as if shy. “I suppose I’m confessing now.”
“Liar,” Satoru murmurs under his breath, but he sounds amused rather than caught off guard. He clears his throat. “You know what? Sure! Let’s date!”
Rin’s the one who’s caught off guard now. Her mask falters for what might be the third time this night. “...Sure?”
“Yeah.” Satoru’s eyes narrow. “You offered, right? Why, you gonna take it back?”
“No, I just…” A delicate pause. “I never thought you’d feel the same way.”
Satoru eyes glint with the shine of infinity. “Oh, Rin-chan. I think I feel exactly the same way.”
When they finally leave, Satoru is grinning, while Rin smiles that cheerful smile of hers. They exit the funeral parlour hand-in-hand.

I want to say that I didn't intend for this to happen, it just did. Sorry everyone. Target audience of zero, but at least I'm enjoying myself lol
#rin nohara#gojo satoru#chuuya nakahara#crossover au#crossover fanfiction#crossover art#gojo fanfic#naruto#naruto fanfiction#jjk fanfic#jujutsu kaisen#bsd fanart#bungou stray dogs#team swap#team sorcerer gen 1#you've heard of kashigojo and obigojo...#now get ready for ringojo#except they both hate each other in different ways#and rin doesn't believe in love while gojo can only fathom it in the theoretical#hey how normal can you be#is it suddenly a competition?? yes#and they're both losing#rai posts#rai writes#rai draws
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Let the poor man rest.
#also no he doesn't want to experience life as a normal person. no he wouldn't sacrifice his powers to live again.#he LOVED being powerful. he was very proud of his powers. he was at the top of the world. what he disliked was being so lonely at the top.#which having reunited with Geto now he is not.#and he wanted to keep the next generation safe due to his past regrets and teach a generation of kids to be at the top together.#and he wanted to get rid of the corrupt higher-ups and reform the Jujutsu society.#and he did all of that. Yuta and Yuuji are both alive and safe and the kids are all reunited with each other stronger than ever#and the higher-ups are d**d.#Gojo obviously wouldn't hate to keep living. he clearly didn't expect to lose and die. but as he himself confirmed#he died doing what he loved. he went out the way he wanted. he went out with a bang. he had the best fight of his life and gave it his all.#as he said 'he had fun'. he said it would have been embarrassing if he died of old age or sickness.#and now that he's gone he's happy with his friends and especially Geto. he found peace.#He said it himself 'Now i'm wishing that it's not just a dream'.#also for those of you who say that Geto & Gojo wouldn't be together because one would go to hell and one to heaven... no. just no.#first of all. Gojo did a mass m*r*** before his death#second of all. they're Buddhists. they don't have heaven and hell. don't bring Abrahamic religions into everything.#and you'd be surprised by the excuses the Abrahamic religions find to not let people in heaven.#probably Gojo wouldn't go to heaven even if he didn't kill the higher-ups due to...idk... occasionaly doing pranks or sth.#but Gege apparently created a whole other afterlife of his own. and Toji Geto Gojo Nanami and everyone were all gathered there together.#you SAW that. so stop.#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#jjk gojo#gege akutami#my two cents#satosugu
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I got possessed again. Behold some doodles of a few silly moments from the AU hehehe Truthless your Pure Vanilla is showing
#shadow milk cookie#truthless recluse#pure vanilla cookie#shadowvanilla#cookie run kingdom#awakened beast au#Match Made in Heaven AU#my art#Would you believe me if I told you they aren't even dating in any of these#would you believe me if I told you they're both dense af because my rp partner and I keep rolling terribly on their insight checks#Shadow Milk thinks this is a game/joke and Truthless doesn't even think he's worthy of being loved#Pavolva Cookie and Eternal Sugar Cookie are watching these two and losing their shit
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I had a sudden idea about Doey. Hear me out: Doey is 900lbs of dough in those tapes- when the boys were still kids. He's grown since then, so, what if he's closer to a ton now?
this makes me remember how there's a lot of chunks of dough in the chapter. one person i watched joked that because of seemingly losing the clay, doey would become smaller and smaller
10 or so years is a lot of time to accumulate a ton of clay if it were to organically grow though!
so my immediate first thought is just
manually shaving off the excess. so he visually remains the same but does in fact have an extra 100lbs (or even more) stashed around all over the place
edit: i want to add this ask is extremely funny given that, just today i noticed his arms are becoming thicker every time i draw him
#ask post#ppt#poppy playtime#poppy playtime 4#poppy playtime chapter 4#doey#doey the doughman#doey poppy playtime#poppy playtime doey#doodle post#i guess it helps like. if he were to lose clay he can just pick up the excess back?? or something#self made health kits lol#re: edit: it's just fucking omega flowey paws all over again. they're bear paw succulent shaped. which fit both very nicely actually#with the red claws. i've come full circle over the course of. 9-10 years??
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Look it is very important to me that everyone knows that Sophie is also fucking nuts in the book. Everybody always talks about how absurd Howl in the book but Sophie is right there with him.
She's so determined to be the normal sister that she's just actually convinced herself that the magic she is clearly, visibly, blatantly performing happens to everyone. Just. You know. Not anyone around her. The curse wore off weeks ago and she's just totally sure she's happier as an old woman. Her sisters have initiated some complex long-game tomfoolery to switch lives and Sophie also thinks that this is the most logical choice.
Sophie does not move in with a romantic mythic man who treats her right, she moves in with a runaway doctoral candidate who immediately dates her sister and drags her into his family drama. She and Howl are both so afraid of romantic commitment they accidentally trick themselves into becoming life partners. They kill the witch of the waste mostly on a whim, and they argue about which one of them is more impulsive for doing so the whole time.
#please understand that Miyazaki tones them both down so far they're actually a love story#they seem like sane people rather than college students#but yeah sophie and howl are both balls to the wall in the book. they're insane. they're losing their shit. all the time. everyday#howls moving castle#howl pendragon#sophie hatter
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PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON transitioning into Bridgerton blues
#bridgertonedit#tvedit#perioddramaedit#bridgertonblr#dailybridgerton#userteresa#userseeleybooth#tusereste#bridgerton#penelope featherington#she also has those two grey dresses which stand out specifically bc they're not part of the transition#she wears them at the market and then the day of their first kiss#so i think the grey symbolizes her losing hope and how that loss of hope allows for colin and pen to be more themselves than they normally#allow. like how they're both putting on performances but when they take those performances off with and only with each other...#that's when the magic happens!#mine#greatest hits
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3x03 / 7x10
do you ever think about the glasses & the backpack? because I do
#just two times that buck has to tell eddie that he lost/was losing his son#and buck thinks he failed eddie but that hasn't crossed eddie's mind once#christopher diaz has two dads#and they're both traumatized#Ryan uses those big brown eyes for violence and I'm gonna send him my therapy bill because of it#911 on abc#911 abc#evan buckley#eddie diaz#buddie#christopher diaz#pal drones on#I don't know how to find the gifs I want so you get screencaps instead
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You know what. I appreciate that Lucanis is perfectly fine with a silly Rook and loves them no less despite bs, even though, according to him, they're "impossible". As a 'silly goofy Rook who'd rather fight another dragon than drop the dumbass mask' haver, I love that for them, I really do, especially because Lucanis can be kinda goofy too sometimes. There's something very adorable about the fact that this scary abomination assassin with a reputation of a demon can make ridiculous jokes and find it endearing when someone else does it like it's their job, I think it shows pretty well what kind of man Lucanis actually is despite growing up in a family of assassins and being surrounded by death and tragedy since birth.
#rookanis#lucanis x rook#rook x lucanis#lucanis dellamorte#datv#dav#dragon age#i'm also a rook de riva haver so it goes for them both#something something it's their job to bring death but they didn't lose themselves completely#being silly so the life doesn't seem as dark#i randomly remembered that one post that says 'lucanis loves it when rook is smart'#he appreciates them regardless if they help him#even if they're kind of an idiot#because he's just nice like that#love that for him#*rook voice* thanks lucanis :)
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they mean so much to me
#aghhh the way they're both so exhausted and raph is only holding him up with his shell#im losing it entirely#tmnt 2012#2012 tmnt#tmnt#tmnt 2k12#2k12 tmnt#tmnt raph#raph tmnt#casey jones#casey jones tmnt#may miscellaneous#teenage mutant ninja turtles#2012
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Jondami but they both have deep seated crushes on each other and it's obvious to the both of them that they like each other but they're both too stubborn to actually say anything about it so instead they just play around with the tension that's in the air around them trying to get the other to break and confess first
#it goes between playfully flirting with each other to just straight up being annoyed with each other#cus neither of them want to be the ones to confess first other wise they lose lol#Lose what you may ask? Who knows they're both just extremely stubborn and competitive lol#I just realized this is basically the plot of Kaguya-sama omg#damian wayne#jonathan kent#Jondami#damijon#batman#dc comics#supersons#superman#ghosttalk
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<previous - next>
#FFXIV#FinalFantasyXIV#Erenvahl#wolship#WoL x Erenville#X'vahl Tia#Erenville#despite the orange cat allegations X'vahl's not dumb he knows that there's something Erenville isn't telling him#but he's still a little scared to push him too much#for fear of pushing away completely#they're both still a little caught up on things#X'vahl's still scared of repeating what happened with his first love#because he doesn't want to lose Erenville like he lost M'likki#and Erenville is falling back on his habit of keeping his feelings to himself#because it's what's comfortable for him#and also he doesn't want to pile on to X'vahl's burdens#not me realizing that it looks like the text boxes are acting as censor bars lmao#I *did* have them both wearing shorts#but you can believe whatever you want I guess#I'm actually getting more used to this being X'vahl's sort of messy hair down look now tho.#is this going to be like the fourth one in a row that tumblr will slap a warning on?????#Probably.... >.>#pls they are just talking OTL
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He wants to spar for ten days not fully straight

He can't see shit and neither can I
#my art#mydei#what are the people in amphoreus doing? each other.#they're both switches btw#competition might be their love language but who can say#phaidei#myphai#phainon#artists on tumblr#fanart#honkai star rail#hsr fanart#hsr#hsr mydei#mydeimos#? more like my fear of drawing him so detailed again#did you get the joke myDEIMOS myFEAR#studying him made me lose custody of the collective orange cat braincell#like how that time mydei failed a maths riddle#does he count as an orange cat? are lions orange#he's fruity like those pomegranates he likes so maybe
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i cant with the deltarune fandom on tiktok bro misgendering kris like crazy AND i just saw someone comment on a suselle tiktok "does this even count as a ship if its basically cannon?" and spelling canon like that tells me everything i need to know but at the same time. do you. KNOW WHAT SHIPP8NG IS. YOU PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DRIVE ME MAD
#its not that serious#i tell myself#and then i tweak#AND PEOPLE ARGU8NG OVER SUSELLE AND KRUSIE#SHUTUPSHUYUPDHUTUP#YOU CAN SHIP BOTH#YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT#IT'S OKAY#MATTER OF FACT EVEN IF YOU DON'T SHIP BOTH YOU CAN JUST.#SCROLL AWAY WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE ELSE SHIPPING THE ONE YOU DON'T LIKE#MATTER OF FACT WHILE WE'RE HERE#KRIS IS NOT A BLANK SLATE CHARACTER#DID YOU PLAY THE GAME#YES IT IS IMPORTANT THEY'RE NONBINARY ACTUALLY#deltarune#krusie#suselle#kris dreemurr#deltarune susie#noelle deltarune#noelle holiday#tiktok#me losing my mind
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THEY'RE ACTUALLY IN-FUCKING-SANE FOR THIS
#they're so losing the idgaf war#they'll both be in a room full of people and only look for each other#and then stand there thinking they're acting so normal#but look insane like this#just friends? my ass#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#ʚ laurs art ɞ
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silverflint drives me insane like. they were the exact wrong people to fall in love. silver can't comprehend how hard it is for flint to open himself up to the feeling again. to love again. because he doesn't even believe flint is feeling it. that he could ever love him. silver doesn't know how badly he hurts him because how can someone who is nothing affect anything, truly?
#DOOMED im gonna be sick#more thoughts to come#black sails#silverflint#they're both so messed up#james has so much pain#but silver has no pain because he won't feel pain because he's empty he hallows himsefl out#im losing it people on this website#my post
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