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For the record, goat milk can totally taste like cow milk if you have spoiled goats. My old job’s goats used to eat more scrubby stuff, and as we improved their nutrition AND they were offered more choice plants and less rough feeds, their milk was *chef’s kiss* perfection. I would’ve drank it anyway, but even the boss lady, who was not that into it, started enjoying it in the end.
found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite
#once I went away to college she dried them up because she couldn’t keep up#with the work load all by herself#which is reasonable#I was a decently priced employee AND right next door#she hasn’t really gotten better than that#next spring when I’m back in home state we’re going to breed one again!#the herd has sized down a bit and right now there’s an uneven amount#which means ones a little lonely#but our goats are so clannish they’d hate someone not born basically right in front of their eyes#so when boss lady has me around to help again#we’re going to breed Miss Lonely and let her keep a daughter!#if she has all sons it won’t super be an issue but we’d prefer to keep a daughter#three of the goats were sold off to a nearby farm who had bought their kids a while back#just like ours they’re pasture pets#so then we had four goats#two mother daughter pairs#unfortunately the eldest’s CAE started interfering with her quality of life so we did the right thing#ML is pretty much fine because one of the other goats is her half sister (basically) so they don’t all hate each other#but goats are mafia-like in their interest in the controlled family unit#and they pair up like I said#it’s usually mother-daughter or sibling-sibling#though if two unrelated goats are raised together by the same dam or human they become siblings
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despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,
theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.
#dungeon meshi#chilaios#OK SORRY. THE DEMONS. I REALLY DID NOT WANT TO LIKE THIS PAIRING. I DIDNT. BUT. HHH. FHFHJFJV. I FEEL CRAZY. LET ME EXPLAIN.#Pre canon it seems Laios is the person Chilchuck is really the closest to#He gets along with Namari and they are probably way better as buddies than he and Laios but#He and Laios seem *closer*#If that makes sense#Laios calls him his first name enough and without any issue or hesitation from Chilchuck#That I sort of inagine its not like. A misunderstanding. Laios is on a first name basis with him for a reason.#He also worries probably more than anyone about Laios#And his biggest criticism of him is that hes “reckless”#he’s comfortable around Laios in a very specific way and so is Laios around him#and in the series he shows many times that he’ll risk his life to protect Laios#Like staying with him to confront the elves because he was worried Laios would say something stupid#Hes the first one to run up to him when Falin punches him#I mean I think he was also going back for Falin like its not like I think he doesn’t care about her or anything#He clearly does#But I don’t know if he’d have gone back if Laios hadn’t#And if Laios had been eaten I think he wouldn’t have even had to be convinced by Falin#I also think Marcille would’ve gone back for him but probably more bc Falin was going back#Like sort of a reversed thing#AGAIN not that I don’t think she cared about Laios at the beginning either#But she before the story she was mostly Falin’s friend who knew Laios through Falin#She only really got to know him when Falin got eaten and they had to do a team building exercise#Though now I sort of want to see an actually reversed scenario#Bc we also know that Chilchuck is sort of uncomfortable around Falin (said in relationship chart)#So I would love to see them be forced into a team building exercise to find a person they both love the way Laios and Marcille were
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Throwing this one out there too cuz I forgot I had it
#tbh I forgot I have a bit of other art I wouldn't mind uploading#even after I said “that was everything”#well guess what-#anyways surprise I like more pairings than just the usual two bozos I draw all the time#hear me out on this one#think of the homoerotic mind games these two could get up to#just think about it#guilty gear#happy chaos#Daryl guilty gear#chaosdaryl#I know RoyalBlue's another one that's going around#my art
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omg tell us about your new hawke
her name’s esther, she’s a slightly purple-tinged blue mage hawke who considers her family and friends extraordinary but herself a very ordinary woman just trying to get by. she went from helping with the twins all her childhood to becoming a single mother when she was about nineteen or twenty. the father was not as willing to run away for a mage partner and child as leandra was! which she insists was completely reasonable and she’s fine about it. (she’s known for a fact since she was a kid that fairytales of true love really do happen, but she learned then that they don’t happen to her.) she pretends not to like the violent mercenary life she had to take up to support the family, but how true is that? it’s the first time in her life that the good responsible thing for her to do has been to stay out of the house and actually use her magic. she indulges in the excuse a little more than she thinks she should
she’s responsible and sweet, capable of being funny when coaxed to abandon her natural shyness, with a less obvious ruthless streak: there’s nothing she wouldn’t do for her baby. she’s a bit uncertain about the prospect of mage defiance. certainly she wants her own little family to stay free, but malcolm also raised her to very firmly follow the strict magical guidance he learned from the circle and told a lot of cautionary tales, so she’s somewhat wary of what other mages (who she has had little to no contact with) get up to without that training. also, she cannot be getting into any rebellions, because she has the aforementioned baby to get home to. (then again, some may ask if it’s really keeping that kid safe to raise it in a world full of templars.) like i said, she thinks of herself as someone simply trying to get by, and just managing that is more than enough trouble. her heartstrings are relatively easily pulled on, though, so i’m interested to see how all that goes if i stick with her for any length of time
#esther hawke#not sure who i would pair her up with!#i would say isabela and seb are frontrunners rn#that being said im getting really into the concept of like straightbaiting hawkevarric
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Hear me out: you can ship JayVik without falling into or using rhetoric that fits the disposable black girlfriend trope. You can ship JayVik without using Mel as some conceived ploy or antagonistic plot device that makes her out of character. You can ship JayVik without falling into misogynistic rhetoric (eg. viewing female characters as disposable or stepping tools, amongst other things). You can ship JayVik without erasing the impact Mel has had on Jayce and their relationship because, whether you shipped it or not or even gave it the time of day, Mel and Jayce did care for each other, and to deny that or say Viktor held more importance/impact than her in Jayce's life to where she's viewed as "unnecessary" just to further your ship is so wrong and, whether you intended for it or not, does carry undertones where black characters, especially black female characters, emotional impact on others is ignored or downplayed even though there's context to support just how important it is/they are. Lastly, you can ship JayVik without using anti-black and misogynoir type rhetoric because the amount that has flooded this fandom, but especially from some fans of this ship, is atrocious. Ship what you like, but be respectful and careful with certain things you say, is all I'm saying.
#arcane#mel medarda#jayce talis#arcane viktor#it's very sad that this still has to be said but no surprising in fandom especially when it comes to m/m ships & a female character#like misogyny (internalized too) becomes rampant but if they are woc then there's and added layer of racism to the mix#since day one mel has been demonized & even if you believe that she used jayce for gain why only hate on her for it & ignore how not only#is this a commom theme in arcane as the show has many questionable morally aligned characters#who don't get as much hate but that also now viktor is in the same shoes as well bc wasn't he manipulating space & time so that jayce always#finds hextech and becomes his partner? acting as if whatever “manipulation” mel did regarding jayce didn't help him move up in society & get#funding#it's also really gross how the fandom and even some of the arcane crew use rhetoric of using female characters as throwaways for this#pairing bc women should not be used as step stools for men's growth than ignored when it's time for them to reflect how they got there#(eg. sky)#this isn't even hate towards jayvik as i don't even mind it but some of the fans of it make it very off-putting#like they're this ships worst enemy sometimes!#jayvik#anti jayvik#but more so in the tags#meljay#kinda...? like it's referred to in the tags and some of the post too ig
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During my playthrough, based on the way she said this and Wenona's grossed out reaction afterwards, I could only assume this was an innuendo or weird joke I couldn't understand. So I looked it up today and apparently when adding the two words together it's a pun for "Cunninglinguists" which 💀 Like damn, no wonder everyone was so sure you two were fucking as bunk buddies.
#danganronpa#project eden's garden#grace madison#wolfgang akire#golfgang#i didn't get the joke but when she said it my head first went to “she sounds like she wants to bang him” and it ended up being correct 💀#like girl take the man to dinner first XD#here to collect my “golfgang shipper since the prologue” and “just finished chapter 1 today” stickers#i'm not ok on either front btw#also when they were selecting bunk buddies i was kinda disappointed that they weren't paired but then they swapped later and i was like YES#i thought i was alone on the golfgang ship but i'm so glad we got some food for them this chapter. as much as it hurts now#anyway go play this game. it's good. and hurts#also even tho them fucking is probably just a joke i kinda wish they actually did XD it would be really funny if they actually did. please#momento rambles
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i do a light chuckle once i remember hofmann and semmelweis are friends but then i remember semmelweis and marcus' suitcase interaction where they talk about her and i am once again inconsolable about this old woman's death
#reverse 1999#semmelweis#greta hofmann#certified storm moments#i miss hofmann so bad i know ill start sobbing when someone brings her up again in chapter 7#r1999 shitpost#i still think their canon ages are bullshit and theyre both older than canon in my head but yeah semmelweis is half hofmann's age (19 to 38#bluepoch i prommy you won't start profusely bleeding income if you make a character older than their mid twenties. i promise you that#nothing more but hofweis rambling after this you have been warned#anyways you mightve seen me here or there mention that i ship these two and. yes the age gap is a central theme to how i percieve them#semmelweis lived the dream (see how i say this in past tense) she bagged that old woman </3#the inherent angst of your partner being so much younger than you and close to death thanks to a terminal illness yet in the end#its actually you that dies first. and she ends up finding a cure to illness and ending up immortal. something something 'i will never see#how old age looks on you. you are breaking my heart.' and how it applies to both of their perspective towards the other#one went to vienna to (unknowingly) die and the other went there to live#koshka-sova said it best its a pair that dances round life and death. and can't forget about the inherent workplace yuri#also its funny thinking of marcus unwittingly finding out through either her arcane skill or some other method her mentor's coworker-friend#got it on with her. like i think the two start bonding because of hofmann but then one day marcus approaches her with haunted eyes and#shakily goes 'd...did you. did you and madam hofmann..? my arcane skill said. that you and. did you two......?'
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Thinking about @gehtsis’s children and how terrifying it would be to get their team assigned to help you escape from a mystery dungeon.
If these are what my heroes look like I'm 99% certain I'd be screaming and running the other way. Menacing cryptid-looking grim reaper and cursed psychic clay doll. I love them.
#I know you said to go wild with their designs while drawing these two in the post formally introducing them#but I loved Erida’s design as you’ve drawn her too much to take many liberties with her#Gaia meanwhile got scarring on her arms that i hc is from her using Hyper Beam with a tad too much zest while defending Erida#and vaguely eyelash-like markings (I enjoy the idea of Gaia basically having the PMD equivalent of Adonis-level attractiveness---#--- like. she's looks like she's chiseled by a master sculptor who was in the mood to give everyone on earth the most lamentable crushes---#--- and I thought it would be funny to give her eyelash-resembling markings as a bit of goofy humor bc of how funny it'd be to---#--- pair this trait up with a bishie sparkle effect.#The bishie sparkle gag specifically needs to have Erida in the bg looking like she hasn't slept a full 8 hours in her life imho.)#On another note Gehtsis did you see the Ultra Sun pokedex entry for claydol???#“If it gets wet its body melts. When rain starts to fall it wraps its whole body up with its psychic powers to protect itself.”#I'm imagining Gaia being completely unaffected by a torrential downpour and Erida is standing next to her looking like a drowned rat#I don't know why I'm being so mean to Erida rn I seriously love her so much. I just show that love through bullying I guess ^^;#pmd oc#pmd ocs#pokemon mystery dungeon#pokémon mystery dungeon#pmd explorers#pmd eos#pmd sky#pmd2#pmd#stuff by sofie
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i think a really great aspect of oofuri is how much it gets mihashi's ass for being overly timid and dependent. it would be really easy to write off the way he and abe interact as being abe's fault because he is overbearing, and a lot of people do, but it has some really great moments of going "hey, you cannot hide behind abe or depend on him to make every decision. it's not good for you, or him, or the team."
#oofuri#yeah abe is a little overbearing but it is often because mihashi does not make decisions on his own so abe is just filling in the gaps#because he really and truly cannot make a good guess about what mihashi wants#because mihashi has never said anything about what he wants#but any time mihashi has ever voiced a complaint or suggestion abe takes it into account#he is not dismissive#he just doesn't think to ask because 1. mihashi has never given abe a straight answer to anything 2. abe is not very good at being social!!#autistic teen boy who needs things said simply to him paired up with autistic teen boy who thinks saying things simply will get him killed#abe should ask more but mihashi also needs to say more. abe can't read his mind and he shouldn't have to that's not how relationships work#i get a little irritated at the perception that abe is treating mihashi poorly#what is he meant to do when mihashi doesn't talk to him#i am thinking about the scene where tajima gets mad at mihashi#and tells him 'you can't play baseball with just abe'#because mihashi being incapable of speaking his mind and acting on his own isn't good for the team#and abe will pick up the slack but that isn't how things should be#i did not like the bijou game but i really liked it showcasing the strain it put on abe to make all of the calls#and there is a lot there to be said about how his willingness to do everything but actually pitch for mihashi#stems from how bad catching for haruna was for him#because he felt alone at the catcher's plate the same way mihashi did on the mound#and that. fucking scene of abe begging haruna to pitch. augh. he'll do the rest please just pitch#abe can do everything else as long as mihashi stays on the mound#obsessed with mihashi and abe mutually being so worried that the other person will not be there
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I think a really underrated character duo in gravity falls is Dipper and Stan. Like one, I think they are way more similar than people give them credit for. Like Dipper is definitely the one who feels like the ‘inferior’ twin (internally on his part), something reflected in Stan. Also Dipper is generally pretty cunning and willing to throw punches in a Stan-way, you can see Stan rubbing off on him as the show progresses. Dipper in the Stan costume, and that one scene where Stan and Dipper both cross their fingers at the same time for the same promise, both live in my head rent free. In my heart of hearts I think Dipper picks up a bit of Stans con-man tricks in the future (and Mabel goes on some bonding missions w/ Ford, but this post isn’t abt them). Also I just want to say I bet Dipper reminded Stan of a young Ford and that informed some of their early dynamic. Anyway bye just needed this brainworm out
#gravity falls#dipper pines#Stan pines#stanley pines#That one scene in Dreascapers where Stan talks abt how he sees himself in Dipper and that’s why he’s hard on him?#yeah#look the twins can obviously be put into their easy Mabel-Stan Dipper-Ford parallels#BUT I think it’s interesting to do it teh other way too#because Mabel and Ford are the weird twins of their pairs!!! they’re the outcasts who get picked on for being strange!#Also while I don’t think Mabel is Selfish (I love Mabel) she can be a little self-centered which is a good parallel to Ford who#is also kinda self centered#again I say this with love- Mabel did nothing wrong#similarly- Dipper can be mapped to the ‘Screw up twin’ (in his mind) the way Stan can#Dipper is a nerd but he’s not a super-genius like Ford was- so next to mabel he feels inferior#(I feel like he said something like this somewhere? the journal?)#anyway Stan is the same way#Also the way Dipper would fuck anyone up for hurting his family- even going as far to THREATEN bill in BOB#Tbf mabel does this too but it’s way less serious#anyway have this#gravity falls dipper#gravity falls stanley#wait I’m not over this actually#Mabel getting tricked by Bill pretending to be someone she trusted can be a Ford paralell actually#you know how bill sees himself in Ford despite the fact he’s WAYYY more like Stan??? that but mabel the opposite way. do you see the vision?#also the fact the two pines bill hates are Dipper and Stan. I win again#THE BILL-MABEL-FORD PARALELLE BUBBLE MIGHT NEED ITS OWN POST BC I HAVE THOUGHTS
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Btw I have to say that my fave pjo ships are all between Percy, Nico, Jason, and Leo - like, basically whatever pair (and even ot3, why not!) you choose, it's an amazing ship
Percy/Nico? Literally my forever otp, i think y'all know by now how much i love them lmao
Percy/Jason? YES yes yes, a thousand times yes, they have such an amazing dynamic
Jason/Leo? The perfect Leo ship if you ask me, sweet and funny and deep at the same time, they complement each other perfectly
Jason/Nico? The sweetest possible ship ever, just thinking about it makes me melt
Nico/Leo? What we could have had in canon if Rick wasn't a freaking coward. I said what I said.
Percy/Leo? This is a weird one, but whatever, at the very least they would be the perfect pair of besties.
#percy jackson and the olympians#percy jackson#nico di angelo#jason grace#leo valdez#not gonna tag all the ships bc im lazy lmao#anyway if you couldnt tell already im a multishipper#and yes i said what i said valdangelo should have been canon okay#like it would have made so much sense!!!#especially since rick clearly wanted to pair everyone up#he could have built something beautiful with leo and nico#instead of giving them some random ppl to be with#(not hate for s*langelo but rick did literally picked one random background character to be nico's boyfriend#just bc he lives by the rule that everyone should have a bf or a gf)#anyway#yes all of these are perfect shiè#ships*#i think i can get behind the leo/percy one too even tho it is weird lmao#my posts
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Tyrion for @tyriongirl hope you like him!
[Image Description: a drawing from the knees up of Tyrion Lannister, some time in ASOS. Tyrion has a goatee situation, bangs, and shoulder-length hair. He wears a ruby earring and a ruby necklace. He has a large ruff at his neck and cuffs. His surcoat is red, shot with gold stripes. He wears red hose and leather boots. He wears a belt with a lion head buckle. He is pointing to someone and talking, clearly annoyed or angry. /End ID.]
#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#my art#tyrion lannister#asoiaf fashion hour#asos#I gave him a dumb lil goatee and bangs to indicate it is the early days of his struggle bus era#what he’s saying is up to u but I will say it pairs well with that one cersei drawing I did like 3 years ago#and as I’ve said before. lanns get fangs!
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oh no I’ve lost control of my life
#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#fop au pair#fop fanart#fairly oddparents fanart#my art#am I cooking with this or am I cooked#I’m not SET on it’s design but this is vaguely what it looks like#au pair android uses he/it/they pronouns because I said so#heavily inspired by isaac from the Orville and doc ock#the au pairs CARE about dev OKAY that’s my thought process for this#dare I say they’d protect dev over Dale if the opportunity came up#fun fact I gave the au pair droid Doug’s boots and belt#just cause#I’m seeing errors now but I’m not going back to edit unless I’m coloring it later#they might just stay sketches we’ll have to see
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MERRY NEVERMORE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!! (Or Happy Nevermore Holidays)
im like beaming. Anyway this is for @taffyqake I hope you enjoy!!! The first one is Lenore and Theo, from Lenore’s perspective, and the second is Prospero and Annabel from Prospero’s pov. Hope poetry is alright!!!!
thank you so much Morgue for organizing everythinggggg you’re brilliant and our hero,,,,
#NevermoreSS24#i rarely post poetry on tumblr haha. Hope you like this taffy!!!! I tried not to get too sad but I LOVEDDD these list of preferred pairings#overjoyed this lovely holiday oh my stars#also just asking: are you chill with me posting these on my ao3 after Christmas? They’re a gift so it’s fully up to you!!! /gen#won’t be upset if you said you just wanna keep em or anything#im like giddy i premade this post and everything im so psyched#nevermore webtoon#theo and lenore#prospero and annabel / platonic whiteplague#im still like so giddy omg
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just kill me
#this whole article is bad but this was the WORST#not even for the reason you think (819 reasons)#Eliza you've already heard this rant but#if I can be way too sincere and long-winded for a moment#'always if I ask him something he helps'#how many quotes do we have from teammates over the years saying that exact thing#michael latta saying 'it doesn't matter if you're a top pair dman or a 4th line peasant; he'll do anything to help you'#christian djoos saying 'he's always there for you no matter what time or place. if something's up he's always there'#HHA saying recently nicke gave him his number and told him 'if you need anything just call me and I can help you'#carly in that interview when this was announced saying how nicke has been the support for everyone in that locker room from himself and osh#to guys who haven't been there long like strome and even pacioretty#I know holts and batya and andre and rasmus and jojo and tj and tom and karl alzner have all said stuff like this too#and that's just who I can think of off the top of my head#like. that's it. that's nicke.#if you ask him something. he helps.#for such an amazing athlete. for such a crucial part of making hockey A Thing in DC.#what his teammates want to talk about is his kindness#and that speaks so highly of him and is so genuinely admirable to me and worth aspiring to#I don't want to put anyone on a pedestal because we don't know these guys#but like. in terms of impact. nicke really genuinely made me try to be a better more thoughtful more actively outreaching friend#because I saw the way his teammates talked about him and that's how I want to be thought of.#I want people to know I'll be there for them. & not that I haven't been willing to do that but I've been more active about offering it#and part of that genuinely is because of his example#there's a million other things about his kindness I could mention before I even get to his hockey but this has already gone on far too long#so anyway#he is so dear to me#I hope he is happy and healthy#and that he knows how loved he is#nicklas backstrom#hockey
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beauty in scrums. beauty in immediately mobbing the man nearest forsy while he's down on the ice because ekky and maffhew would rather die than see anyone so much as touch forsy
ekky bearhugging noesen while maffhew helps by sticking a glove up in his face as they both push/pull him back so forsy has enough space to get up. babes thats what we call double teaming!!! special mention the ref trying to get maffhew to let go off his quarry because ekky already has a hefty hold of em but he hasn't learned the drop command yet so he's resource guarding.
honestly by the power of a ref and meier does benny also not get involved but brother he was 5 seconds away from jumping noesen. jesper is just here to oversee his feisty teammates. he's here in spirit.
the ref giving up and instead just trying to get maffhews stick out of the way as ekky calms down and let's go of his hunt
and the most beautiful part of all is bobby immediately vacating the area as his teammates muck it up because that is not in his job description!! it may be his circus and those may be his monkeys but if he looks the other way they sure as hell aren't.
new jersey devils @ florida panthers | 11.14.24
#gustav forsling#aaron ekblad#matthew tkachuk#sam bennett#jesper boqvist#sergei bobrovsky#florida panthers#2425#love language? scrums#no ill never get over ekky detaining noesen on sight and maffhew immediately jumping in#dont touch forsy!!!!! dont touch him!!!!!!#forsy there are two men who scrum in your honour like they are peacocks showing off their tail feathers#ooooo look at their fighting abilities oooooo look how they show off their colourful feathers oooo theyd be such good mates#nico trying to join in the maffhew ekky noesen mess so its 2on2 instead but ref said no and he had to pair up with jesper#personally very funny to me#also forsy knocking into maffhews arm as he tries to stand up girl i know you think youre helping but-#ekky always defaults to the bearhug yeah girl you really arent a fighter#i need to know how maffhew got his stick stuck between ekky and noesen#they would all die for forsy and i completely understand that#its preseason all over again#dont touch our girlfriend#the forsblad + maffhew is very intricate so good for them#maffhew can really “but what about me :( ←girl with fomo)” himself into everything
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