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(Alfred coming home)
Alfred: Pardon me, what all did I miss again?
Tim: I redesigned Batman's suit.
Bruce: Damian got grounded for spray painting "Jokers Pet" on the Robin display case.
Jason: I drugged Tim.
Steph: I punched Tim.
Cass: I watched.
Duke: I stayed far away from the manor for most of the week.
Dick: I had a midlife crisis on the roof.
Damian: Todd started a second cult.
Alfred:
Alfred: I cannot even have tea with the queen without you all falling apart. This is the reason I do not board a cruise. Without me, you all would die.
Barbara: Oh, definitely agree with you there.
#dc comics#incorrect quotes#incorrect dc quotes#batfam incorrect quotes#alfred pennyworth#tim drake#bruce wayne#jason todd#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#dick grayson#damian wayne#barbara gordon#Alfred Pennyworth is so fucking done#he was gone a week#a single week#and they do this shit#he'd like a summer vacation#but if he did that everyone would die#and he can't morally allow that to happen#because he's Alfred#and we all stan Alfred
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We were talking about cigars.
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This has nothing to do with the fic, but did Netflix canada remove the second season of ROTTMNT? I use a VPN to watch the show, but when I went to Netflix canada only the first season appears.
I'm just asking this to see if anyone can clarify it for me.
COMPLETELY UNRELATED, but I have watched a lot of older, non-streaming cartoons on wcofun.
I'M SURE NO ONE WOULD ABUSE THIS.
#they don't have the movie but that's it#hey we tried to play their game#we bought all the subscriptions#we supported our favorite shows#and they do this shit#they said they'd renew rise if the movie did well#it did UNPRECEDENTEDLY well#and crickets#the system is not set up for us#we were never going to win#fly that skull and crossbones#not story
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I've been seeing a lot of knight posts recently. pretty great
#i really do agree we need a kneeling knight emoji i'd use the FUCK out of that#can i tag this 'chivalry' or perhaps 'arthuriana'#shann talks shit#chivalry#arthuriana#maybe even#paladin#edit: thanks to the people reblogging this i now know of knightposting#knightposting#second edit: listen I didn’t hv an oc in mind when I compiled this but I just remembered that I do hv a knight oc#morghen coded#compilation post
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siren
#art#mythology#horror#artists on tumblr#my illustrations#anyone who knows how harnesses and rope shit works do not look too closely at this#blood cw
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twitter historically sucks but man this is a banger of a tweet
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I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???
#its for fun#its meant to be fun#it can also have more important or personal reasons sure#but like whats wrong with doing shit for fun#proshipper#proship
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tweets that did get a chuckle out of me
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
#im fetishing the french language#i mean this is not a new thing and the reasons probably have to do with a long held idea of france being particularly enlightened#or whatever kinda racist shit but it does sound pleasant nonetheless
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That infamous prison escape.
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#sokka#atla sokka#atla suki#suki#sukka#boiling rock#atla zuko#zuko art#zuko fanart#sokka art#sokka fanart#suki fanart#suki art#the gaang#the boiling rock#AKA the Cleavage for Everyone ep#I made the terrible terrible mistake of listening to Måneskin while drawing this#What was I THINKING#Anyway they're my dream team#The bestest team ever#Sokka makes plans that never work until they do#Zuko sacrifices himself for Honor™ and said idiotic plans#Suki gets shit done#(And does about 90% of the work because let's be honest those two are a mess)
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Here’s my take on the whole audio books vs. reading:
Oral tradition of storytelling predates written ones by millennias, and honestly, which one you like is just a personal preference.
The actual difference is
when listening, you have no idea how to write characters’ names
when reading, you have no idea how to pronounce characters’ names
hope this helps!
#audio books vs reading#honestly this debate is just pineapple on pizza again#personally i like reading better#i’m a poor listener and since i read faster than people talk i get bored and my mind starts to wander#but who gives a shit#just do what works best for you#in the end we all get the same story#oh and this post is about stories in english#in finnish you rarely have either problem
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god isnt watching
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Love and light to marcille but she has the worst fucking opinions on God's good earth
#what do you mean. this is the hottest they've ever been#the other falin short hair. with the big old titties. i didnt include this one because marcille isnt commenting but holy shit.
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14 year old artists listen to me right now (gripping you by the shoulders) STOP caring about your "internet presence" right naow. Draw slower and stop trying to boil your art down to an acceptable marketable brand
#stop trying to finish every piece in one session so you can post more often... you're hurting yourself in the long run#i know from personal experience !!! please#you also don't have to post everything you draw... don't be afraid to do studies in case they look bad#you're not obligated to post them. studies probably will look shit at first but it's fine
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I think people should be allowed to sleep in the same bed in a non sexual and non romantic way. I think cuddles can happen non sexually and non romantically. I think most acts of affection are non sexual and non romantic until you make it sexual or romantic (other than the obvious things like actual sex is sexual)
#arospec#aspec#aromantic#asexual#5k#6k#7k#wtf why do you like this post so much#8k#wtf#WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS POST SO MUCH#WHY DO YOU LIKE THIS SHIT I POSTED AT TWO AM WHILE SLEEP DEPRIVED#LIKE I'M THANKFUL AND ALL BUT WHY#most of the tags are edits/additions#9k#whyy#10k
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Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:
Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.
(You can hear it here)
In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.
#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs#ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones#give it a shot if you can#its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages#for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs)#and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work#dungeon meshi#chilchuck#chilchuck tims#dunmeshi#delicious in dungeon#senshi#senshi of izganda#senshi dungeon meshi#idk how do you people screen record the episodes#if i knew how to i would put the shots here#my shit#thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3
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