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oplishin · 2 years ago

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love cecile because she’s just. what if arlo was a lesbian, even more conniving, and possibly even more pathetic. also they fucking hate each other

#like they both have the same rigid ideals #and they both SUCK #its just that cecile got written out of the webtoon #im writing my pre-canon them as a toxic comp het power couple #fic #they're awful i love them #they're exes your honor #jeta posting

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slyandthefamilybook · 8 months ago

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why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected

#atlas entry #you're all so stupid g-d bless #“I'm not voting for Trump OR Biden! They both suck!” okay well one of them is gonna be our future president no matter what #like get you think things can't get any worse under Trump than they already are. You're wrong and stupid but I get it #might as well vote against the guy who has Nazis sieg heiling at his rallies

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 4 months ago

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Fiddauthor divorce arc speedrun <3

After 30 years of searching for his lost brother through demonic rituals and summonings, Ford has become a bit of a notorious demon collector over the years. He's made a LOT of deals with MANY different demons over the years; from minor and harmless little entities to big and powerful overlords. Most of the time, these deals aren't really a one-way situation, so a lot of demons have a strong grip on him just as much as he does on them. It often ends up being a mutual sort of destruction, as in: "I know I'm but a mere mortal trifling with things I couldn't begin to fathom, and I know you will destroy me eventually; but I don't care as long as I get to destroy you too." He just needs to live long enough to find his brother.

The red hands are essentially pieces of himself (his soul, you could say??) that he wields as his method of restraint to the demons he has "tamed" so far. They act as a leash to contain each demons' powers, and he can loosen or tighten his hold on them as much as he wants. The number of hands required to contain a demon really depends on their individual strengths, but 3-4 hands are already very energy consuming.

YES, I gave all of his demons stupid names. SUE ME.

#been listening to a lot of lady gaga these days so this happened #my art #gravity falls #gravity falls au #Ford and Fiddleford beat each other's ass over 30 year feud- 40k caught on camera #Fiddleford goes to jail for being a cult leader- disruption of peace and kidnapping after the fight <3 he's in his flop era #they both suck- Im sorry- I can't make morally pure characters they need to be GREY and SUCK JUST A LITTLE BIT #it's part of the fun!!#i have so much to say about this AU but I cant verbalise all of it so y'all have to be patient with me alr #ford pines #grunkle ford #stanford pines #fiddleford hadron mcgucket #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor #HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU #tw scopophobia

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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FNAF Into the pit got William Afton a new hater..

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banchiedoingart · 4 months ago

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theyre flirting

#ily toxic bastard exes #they both suck so much theyre perfect for each other #billford #gravity falls #stanford pines #book of bill #art #art yo #bill cipher #kinda a basic bill design but i havent messed with it much so it will defo evolve

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tapeworrmart · 2 months ago

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What if James was always onimously soaked through as a nod to his ending

#Had to get the idea our but both these drawings SUCK I'm so sorry lol #I just wish his face wasn't so fucking hard for me to draw. Why is it every character I love I can't draw #Anyway like with Eddie being cold and Angela with her fire. I like to think James looks wet. Maybe not to himself but to others #How they truly see him is the wreck he is and always wet from rain or puddles or all the water he wades through in his version of sh #I just love how tied to water he is #Silent hill 2 #Silent hill 2 remake #Silent hill #James Sunderland #fan art #art #sketch #character art #horror

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keferon · 3 months ago

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Guys. Guys they’re miners. They’re tiny cogless miners. Guys

I blacked out and filled the whole three canvases with sketches of them being itty bitty goobers. Figured Imma show you some haha

#maccadam #transformers #prowl #jazz #tf one #transformers one #tf one jazz #tf one prowl #jazzprowl #<- if you want it to be haha #I can’t stop thinking #like #I check ao3 very regularly and #okay bruh just. I know the movie absolutely wasnt about Jazz nor Prowl but I still feel the urge to write something about them #just like. slice of life thing but considering their life is kinda sucks because of the whole no-cog thing #Jazz talks smth like twice for the whole movie and Prowl doesn’t talk at all. That’s a lot of creative freedom to write haha #I want them to do their classic stealth missions type of shit but this time without any actual support from any kind of system #you get me #they both usually have some kind of command structure behind them. I want them to be absolutely broke low class tiny goobers #and still manage to pull their usual shady crazy stuff #idk #something like that

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 27 days ago

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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......

Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess

#ASK ME #ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising #no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve #anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you #...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones #I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food #and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb #I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer #s #YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART #......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking

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adaume · 4 months ago

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👔 Suit picking!

#serirei #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #serizawa katsuya #mp100 fanart #myart #hope it's clear that Reigen is focusing on helping Serizawa choose a nice suit #while Serizawa is focusing on Reigen instead #can you believe it. rare serirei art from me??#sorry I suck at drawing Serizawa 😭 I think he looks nice here though #not sure if I want it to be closer or not then realized that this is tumblr so I can just post both

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clevercorvidae · 4 months ago

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"stan wouldve been so much kinder to fidds" HE RAN HIM OVER. WITH HIS CAR. MULTIPLE TIMES. HE CALLED HIM A NUISANCE AFTER HE HELPED THEM SAVE THE WORLD.

BOTH OF THESE JERSEY BOYS ARE MEAN AS FUCK

#gravity falls #stanford pines #stanley pines #fiddleford mcgucket #fiddauthor #fiddlestan #THEYRE BOTH ASSHOLES #THEY SUCK ASS #THATS WHY I LOVE THEM #STOP TRYING TO MAKE THEM BORING

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giritina · 2 years ago

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