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MDZS x Brazil (1985)
(Yes. Real movie dialogue)
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#MDZS AU#lan wangji#wei wuxian#Backstory to this is 'we recently watched Brazil (1985) and this scene make us lose our minds.'#Brazil (1985) is best described as 'The Monty Python Crew does an adaptation of George Orwell's 1984 (1949).' Because it is.#And let me just say. I think it is the perfect adaptation. Somehow this film manages to be one of the best dystopia satires out there#While also being a genuine critique of capitalism and burocracy.#Plus the practical effects and set design were outstanding.#The 'romance' in this movie was definitely also a satire.#It is unbelievably wacky. I'm dead serious when I say this comic is beat for beat something that happens in the film#Guy who told this women *nothing* about the peril she's in form the government tells her he (legally) killed her.#She responds by saying “Care for a little necrophilia?” with NO ROMANTIC LEAD UP.#THE MUSIC SWELLS. HE TEARS OFF HIS JACKET AND DIVES INTO THE BED. SCENE END.#Jill Leyton has incredible range as a hot butch and hot femme. Was the line bizarre? Yes. She can pull it off though.#We paused and watched it back a few times. I wasn't intending to make a crossover this obscure but honestly...#It's...it's too good of a fit to pass up. Wei Wuxian *would* say that...
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Congratulations My Hero Academia for providing, possibly, the biggest and longest legit straightbaiting yet in shonen history.
Bonus points that their final chapter was released on yaoi day.
#first of all absolutely no hate to izuocha#i actually really like them together romantically or not. i love their dynamic so much#but you must know just how hilarious and absurd it is#that this series started with them crushing on each other#and then ochako's attraction to deku became an important part of her character#BUT they completely turn it around and made it about#deku's meaning as a hero and being saved#and ochakos expression of love and understanding others#like. that is legit very compelling and a beautiful relationship#but they did not become A Couple. at least- nothing confirms nor denies it#just like how a queerbait relationship would be#absolutely hilarious. i honestly love how it ended like this#doesnt mean i love the ending tho. oh boy its weird and legit bad in many areas#But this? My god I am so fucking sold.#God bless izuocha bakudeku and togachako i love you all#evelynpr bnha#bnha#mha#my hero academia#mha 430#mha spoilers#bnha spoilers#bakudeku#bkdk#tgck#togachako#i dont think I'll tag izuocha cus...im scared#i really dont hate it guys I promise I dont#izuku midoriya#ochako uraraka
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there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back
i am insane
#like YES i know there is obviously so much more history between the boys than edwin and the cat king#and for everyone who's like “well how would the cat king have gotten to hell”#yall charles got LUCKY that the night nurse was there to open a door for him#you can bet your ass that if she hadn't been there he still would've figured out how to get there no matter what it took#but the cat king calling himself a romantic because he'll wait vs charles GOING TO HELL TO GET HIM BACK????#absolutely insane#i cannot handle these two#like i can vibe with the cat king#but charles x edwin for the WIN#obviously the circumstances between the characters are a lot different#but to me that changes absolutely nothing about the fact that charles who only thinks of edwin as a friend would do literally anything#vs the cat king who claims to have fallen for edwin doing literally nothing and just sulking about it#i don't even care if you dont ship charles and edwin#the love they have for each other will forever outweigh anything else#(ps if you ship catwin you simply do not need to interact with this post. you will not change my mind)#(you do not have to interact with posts you don't agree with)#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#charles rowland#edwin payne#the cat king#painland#payneland#dbd netflix
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have i mentioned that i’m a red team locus truther
(this is old art. earliest is from 2020)
#locus red team …..#locus is so transgender to me btw … in a she/they/he way#i like logrif mostly platonically but i think it’s funny if grif and simmons r both like yeah. locus is attractive.#then they both decide to do absolutely nothing about that information and mutual understanding.#anyways logrif besties yipeee! grif and locus besties !!!#i mean grif and simmons r best friends also but in a different way. there is something wrong with them (romantically)#grif and locus i have a few thoughts on how their friendship could be. i won’t get into it rn there isn’t enough room here#rvb#red vs blue#dexter grif#grimmons#dick simmons#my art#richard simmons#rvb locus#samuel ortez
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It's been emotional, Captain.
#the entire press junket they kept talking about how cool it is to have nothing romantic going on between them#THEN WHY GIVE US THIS LITERAL BLINK AND YOU MISS IT SHOT NOW IT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT#we could've had it all 🎶#eddie x susie#theo james#kaya scodelario#eddie horniman#susie glass#the gentlemen
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At all the people talking about how they're speedrunning Percabeth:
They really aren't??
Like, they made them be friends a bit faster, sure, but by the second book they're already pretty close friends and we're already on episode 5 of an 8 episode show.
None of their scenes have been inherently romantic, they've only served to show us the development of their friendship.
It's just weird to me that people are seeing two 12 year olds, both of whom are starved for affection and have barely ever had friends, forming a close friendship and immediately call it romantic. It is probably to do with the fact that book readers KNOW that Percabeth happens, but just because it happens eventually doesn't mean every scene they have of them being close is romantic.
#not every interaction a male-female friendship has is romantic#just saying#maybe its just me#but nothing about being upset that your friend almost died twice is romance specific#pjo tv show#pjo series#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percabeth
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i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a binary i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as a sliding scale of "less" to "more" i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the only two options i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as significantly different things i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as all encompassing i hate the concept of platonic and romantic as the two halves of a shallow concept of love that doesn't actually encompass anything at all i think we need to overhaul every popular conception about "types" of love so we can talk about things that are real and true for once
#in conclusion. alloromantics stfu up about love challenge#hate using the term platonic so much actually. cause even if it has a definition that is what it Should mean#you know that people don't actually think about it that way.#you say 'platonic' and you might Mean an all-encompassing love. but how it's interpreted is shorthand for 'just friends'#so like. the word platonic isn't Really for me is it :|#platonic gets presented like a consolation prize for aro people no matter where you turn#but fundamentally rn it comes from a concept of platonic and romantic as the two kinds of love#where platonic is for family and friends and nothing More.#and romantic is for the relationships that overhaul all else#so 'aros can still feel platonic love!' ok. what if it's not platonic as you know it though.#'oh then it's romantic!' k but it's not romantic either. will your framework explode if i say that#'aros can still feel platonic love!' why do you say that like it's a second-best option and expect me to identify with it...#again. platonic might Actually mean smth i experience. but it won't be Heard that way. do you get what i'm saying#i don't experience 'platonic blurring into romantic' cause i will never feel romantic love actually. those lines are still blurring though#ummmmm in conclusion. killing and biting#aromantic#aromanticism#aroace#arospec#talking
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guys if someone said something really mean to you that hurt your feelings your f/o would comfort you. or fight the person. or both.
#🥀📜#guys this has nothing to do with the argument i just got into trying to defend my little brother#guys dw about it#anyways tags#selfshipper#self ship#self shipping#selfship#self shipper#selfshipping#f/o#f/o community#fictoromantic#romantic f/o#selfshipping community#selfship imagines#selfship community#self ship imagine#f/o imagines#platonic f/o#f/o concept#ficto community#fictoromantism#fictional other#fictosexual
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no spoilers i just started chapter 3
#there are things i do not like and that made me mad about this game but overall i am enjoying it#my art#danganronpa#hahah noonooo nothing bad happened herehahahhaha nothingunlocked inmy brainhahhahahahhahah ithinki wanttogivehiro cootiesssssssssWHOSAIDTHA#mondo owada#chihiro fujisaki#celeste ludenberg#yasuhiro hagakure#sayaka maizono#leon kuwata#oh yeah forgot to say the first pic is supposed to be platonic but if someone interprets it as romantic thats alright
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andrew garfield chicken shop date video of all time to ME. somehow simultaneously has the most (seemingly) romantic and natural chemistry while ALSO being the one that most blatantly acknowledges and almost criticises the pretence and orchestration fundamental to the format of the show. like it’s inherently paradoxical which makes it so FASCINATING. despite their flirting and dropping lore of their real life previous encounters (quote unquote meet cutes thanks for that one mr garfield) they also explicitly mention the facade of the show AND break the fourth wall- when he repeatedly touches the boom mic between them, and when they keep looking at the camera.
they deliver more successfully than ever on the central idea of the show while also actively deconstructing it! while breaking its established conventions! absolutely insane media experience 10/10
#the brain rot is deep i was watching it on loop last night at 1am bc i absolutely love pieces of media that play with the frame like this#one does#like king andrew garfield was pushing agianst the role the show sort of has for its guests to play whereas Amelia is like an opposing force#trying to maintain the original show dynamic#which also just builds even more delicious tension between the two of them#anYway this is all fun and games and has nothing at all to do with them actually being romantically into each other obvi I do not care at#all about that nor do i care to speculate#you can take the girl out of the media class (bc she dropped out) but ya can’t take the media class outta the girl#andrew garfield#amelia dimoldenberg#chicken shop date#andrew Garfield chicken shop date#YouTube
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oh you're in love with me? well would you chop off my crush's dick so I can sew it onto you because your's fell off because you've been a corpse for 100 years but you want to have sex with me before I kill myself because I don't want to die a virgin?
#lisa frankenstein#i loved this movie so much#everything about it i loved it!#truly nothing more romantic than murdering someone for their dick because you want to fuck me that bad
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i love you, media without romance
i especially love you, character-centric media that explores the bonds between characters but still has no romance
#eliot posts#aromantic#this is about infinity train#intr#i sometimes choose to interpret ryan and min gi as romantic but i like that it's my CHOICE#other than that it's like#the book 1 VILLAIN is the only one w a romantic arc#beyond that there's pretty much nothing other than a RARE few second gag#the closest we get is we see a few seconds in a montage of ryan repeatedly getting broken up with#but the whole POINT of that scene is he is chasing things that don't make him happy#this post is also A Little about 17776 but it doesn't fit the croteria exactly but it kinda fits them in spirit if that makes sense??????
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THE HELSINKI DATE HAS EXPANDED UPON DEAR LORD HAVE MERCY.
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#“matthew tkachuk who is american” wonderful add. bring your north american husband to your homeplace day#“and then the one dessert barky had to explain he said it was a cake he had in school that was a good one”#MAFFHEW#“i had them all when i was child so its been a while”#nothing more romantic than sharing childhood favourites with your (squints) teammate#everything about this... 1619 date... maffhew liking the runebergin torttu... and that sasha had to explain it to him#this will hold me over till the video drops#im frothing over this
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herd on the hill
#mspaint mouse doodlie#oc: milo#fursona#dragon#cow#cow dragon#ouhh....laying in the field with my herd... face & feathers warmed by the sun..... fresh coastal breeze filling my lungs...#rolls around#been feeling particular romantic about nature and the world and all the love in it with how beautiful it is here on the west coast#ive also been struggling a bit. admittedly. but the way the air out here is like refreshing ice water in my chest#literally nothing like it. im home. im happy. im thinkin dragon things and makin art about it#dragonsona#herd#cattle#scenery#furry
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after seeing this post by the artist afkeii on instagram, i got inspired to write a poem... and then i drew something to make it into a zine...
the way i feel about romantic love is... complicated... but i've known i'm on the aromantic spectrum for over a year now ! yippiee !
if you'd like to have a physical copy, feel free to [download the print version here] , and check [how to put it together / make a 8-page zine here]
#zine#personal zine#art#aromantic#aromantic spectrum#my art#id in alt text#that was very... interesting to write and draw about#dont ask me how i feel about romantic love its too tiring to explain#(<- thats a lie- do ask me about it as much as you want i have so many thoughts on it. probs more questions than answers tbf tho)#also yeah the black ring on my middle finger and right hand is bcs im asexual too#but ive known im ace since i was 13 so i dont have nothing poetic to say about it cuz its been just a normal thing for me for so long lol#aight its getting late and i need to go sleep byeeee
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All the jokes about Ken and horses are good but I just wanna say it's such a good parallel to how actual young men get swept into misogyny and the patriarchy.
Like they're told to believe it means men get to be cool and manly and have this power but with that comes extremely rigid commands of what they can be as a man and a cycle of self hatred for never matching those gender roles perfectly. Patriarchy tells men that if they just do exactly what is expected of them, then they get all the "cool stuff" that comes with. That doesn't work though when there's only a small group that actually gets that power, but men will keep trying to fit into those roles in hopes that they can.
In the end there are no horses or the myth men are told, it's just endless cycles of self hatred and ingroup fighting.
#barbie#barbie movie#barbie spoilers#ig#ive got a lot more on how barbie looks at feminism and the patriarchy cause god they did it#not to say there isnt faults such as very little conversation about intersectionality#but i can also understand the impossible task of talking about EVERYTHING in one movie#not everyone will be happy and thats fine#anyway i think something barbie did really well is fight this battle of both wanting so deeply to love (romantically or not) men but also#not dismissing the fact its mens job to solve their problems themselves#that even if women need to be the front runners of breaking the patriarchy men cannot rely on them to solve their own problems completely#also just god im so glad this wasnt a girl boss slay movie#women deserve respect and love and life regardless of accomplishment#we should not have to be ceos and presidents and world problem solvers to gain equality#i can also understand if nonbinary people feel left out/disconnected from the movie#but as always gender abolition and acknowledging the gender binary (ie the one societially impossed) go hand and hand đź‘Ť#just incase cause idfk terfs dni the barbie movie is not for you#barbie literally states constantly that her gender has nothing to do with (non existent) genitals so f off
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