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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.
#i was thinking 'damn that man is going to build a tower of Babel made of chocolate some day. his hubris is out of control'#and then i got mad at myself when i realized i had gone for the tower of babel instead of Icarus when it fits much better#he's too powerful guys#amaury guichon#chocolate guy#mogologue#60k
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at work: i could be cooking and cleaning and coding and reading and working out and weaving tapestries and playing video games and climbing a mountain and having sex and filming a movie right now yet they keep me trapped in this prison. idle hands are the devils plaything and i am being forcibly molded into his perfect conduit. i must break free, seize the day and waste not the beauty inherent to finite mortal life
at home: my one true passion upon this pointless earth is bog mummy imitation
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#I knew he was go gone crazy#the crate looks so real#pastry chef#amaury guichon#look ma new chocolate guy#chocolate guy#TikTok#TikTok food#sweet#sweets#dessert#brattylikestoeat#food#foodlr#food blog#video#foodie#yummy
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Cringe but free
#dipcifica 4 lyfe#gravity falls#dipper pines#mabel pines#pacific northwest#dipcifica#I would’ve gone to war for them age 12
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#staff need to realise that one little change to layout ruins my day#and that when i snooze tumblr live i mean that i want it GONE#tumblr live
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POV: you wake up from a mouse bite induced coma
#sedate me please#I’ve completely gone off the rails#exams are over so my brain is finding ways of coping#tw Greg house#hilson#house Md#hatecrimes md#hate crimes md#huddy#james wilson#Greg house#gregory house#Lisa cuddy#Cameron#robert chase#allison cameron#Eric foreman#rsl#robert sean leonard#Hugh Laurie#puckspoetry
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#the sun has gone down and the moon has come up#and long ago somebody left with the cup#i want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng#italian leather sofa#;)#cake
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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day#and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi#he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes#but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently
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#i need a lobotomy#girlblog#girlblogger#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#girl interrupted syndrome#im just a girl#this is a girlblog#just girly things#tumblr girls#female manipulator#girlhood#this is what makes us girls#girl manipulator#girl rage#girl rotting#feminine rage#female rage#divine feminine#female hysteria#femcel#girl gone crazy#gone girl#the virgin suicides#sofia coppola#priscilla presley#girl hysteria#feminine hysteria
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Like music to my ears
#shoutout to everyone leaving toxic relationships in light of a movie#about Barbie of all things!#no movie spoilers in the notes please; I haven’t gone to see it yet with my partner#this post is mine now! OP sucked!#mine#OP#barbie movie#barbie#barbie 2023
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#female hysteria#girlblogging#lana del rey#girlhood#girlcore#dark feminine energy#coquette#girl interrupted syndrome#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#dollette#this is a girl blog#this is a girlblog#the feminine urge#girlinterruptedsyndrome#gone girl#hell is a teenage girl#im just a girl#manic pixie dream girl#coquette girl#girl blogger#girl hysteria
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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art
#we would get a nice coffee cake or pie or streusel#and then make a big batch of coffee#and she and my cousins and other family would just sit around chitchatting#and my grandma always said to call it 'cake and coffee'#so the guests didn't expect dinner#it was like code for be gone before dinner
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Songs
#hazbin hotel#my art#fanart#alastor#vox#zestial#velvette#stayed gone#respectless#radiostatic#hellaverse
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Feeling incredibly sick and angry about everything. I’ll go about my day and try to be normal and then it just ambushes me and honestly the only people keeping me sane rn are the Arabs who’ve voiced similar experiences and are staying the course and being vocal despite all the attempts to basically blame everything that’s wrong with this country on us
#Particularly my Arab mutuals like they have been such a godsend#If not for the like minded individuals I’ve met through this app I would’ve gone fucking insane
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headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest
#coqette#hell is a teenage girl#lana del rey#femcel#girlhood#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#girlblogging#mitski#coqeutte#delusional#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#it girl#coquette#female hysteria#pink#this is what makes us girls#girl interrupted#delulu#girl interrupted syndrome#girl blogger#born to die#girlblogger#girlboss#this is a girlblog#female rage#gone girl#tumblr girls#girlboss behavior#screaming crying throwing up
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