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if you’re ever wondering how to name things in your world building, remember that the oldest province in Canada (in terms of European settlement) is literally New Found Land with spaces removed
#of course the country was long inhabited before that#canada#newfoundland and labrador#a lot of places in Canada are actually various words from Indigenous languages that were bastardized by french#and then that was bastardized by english#sometimes that process flipped between the two a few times#plus the competetion between European and North American English#and then out where I live you also have the french words bastardized by Ukrainian and German#which then got bastardized by English#as all things inevitably are in this country
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— The shape of love. ﹑◌﹒WARNINGS﹕Kidnapping, implied punishment, ugly jealousy, some descriptions of body harm ( just wounds or bruises, and it doesn't get too graphic), lots, and lots of deranged ramblings, it gets very dark at times. This is narrated from the POV of the Yandere, you can read this as a 'letter' of sorts.
♱ ✧ ⤷ Word count: 997 (felt lazy and I didn't reach 1k lmao.)
There you go again, looking at me with the same eyes as always.
I don’t know how many times I’ve repeated moments like this inside my head since the last time. It's been a while since I've been this close to you.
The trembling of your body lets me know that your excitement is as big as mine, is your body perhaps unable to contain all those bubbling feelings?
I grab your legs, my hands softly pressing against the flesh, feeling it under mine —so soft and delicate, for a moment I thought that maybe if I pushed my fingers inside of it I could spread it like a cloud made of cotton— when I pressed I could fee the shape of your bones underneath just a little, the sensation made my own body tremble.
It’s a shame you’re still shy to my touch, even if it’s something simple like a small caress or a kiss on the cheek you’re always trying to push away from me, I would love if you to cling onto me more when I do it or have you begging silently to do something more. I know you wouldn’t tell me with words, you’re not good with them.
Now that I think about it, I’ve never heard you say my name since I brought you here, no?
I should tell you what it is now so you could say it between sighs and I could engrave the sound on the back of my brain forever — those sweet sounds could captivate me forever.
I wonder if you’d say my name with a kind voice, or you’ll just talk to me with the same indifference and fear that’s so characteristic of you. I do admit that is kind of endearing, wild animals were always more interesting than domesticated ones thanks to their hostility, it makes me want to approach them, stick my hand, and see if they’ll bite me, or would just run away and hide in a corner.
I wouldn’t mind if you bit me, I would love to bite you as well in fact, I would wear that mark proudly and I would make sure you do it as well, we could bite our fingers and pretend the marks are our wedding rings, a testament of our love engraved on our skin.
Hahaha — I’m rambling again, please don’t get nervous, you know I usually get lost in my thoughts when I’m here with you, especially when my hands are idly dragging across your skin — nails and all — leaving red marks behind.
I’m just tracing small invisible circles on your skin and you’re already getting goosebumps, I think that when I touch you delicately like this is when you fear it the most, right? I’m always keeping the momentum, you’ll never know when I can dig my nails into your skin or grab you and never let go.
I press a simple kiss on the skin of your heel, dragging my lips across the length of your leg, what a celestial feeling, there’s nothing in this world that could compare to this mere sensation. You’re trembling again, that makes me smile.
Sometimes when night falls and there are no more thoughts left to think inside my head my mind begins to wander off the path, usually it doesn’t lead me anywhere in particular, but since some time ago I’ve had this constant thought; there are other —people— that had touched you like this before?
I would like to think that I’m the only one who had the privilege to enjoy all of you, that no other mark of fingers or teeth that doesn’t have the shape of mine has been on your skin.
Thinking like that makes sleeping easier for me.
I’m thankful that right now you can’t speak to me, because if I made you that question and you responded to me that yes, other people had marked you like I did, I think I would had the impulse to tear apart each part of you that has been tainted by them.
Not because I hate you, on the contrary, I just think I couldn’t live with the idea. That you belonged to someone else even if it was just for a moment, what am I saying? I don’t even like the idea of you belonging to yourself.
But if I were to do that, I think I’d like to go to extremes no other people could; kiss your open wounds or taste your blood, that would be romantic, don’t you think?
I press my face against your thighs while I keep dragging my nails up and down your legs, I sigh again, tilting my head slightly to take a better look at you, I can see myself reflected in your own eyes now, how romantic, just like in the movies you like to watch.
I like the me I see in your eyes, I like the idea that it belongs to you alone, the idea of you keeping each small expression I make just for you, each blink would be like a small photograph you take of me and keep inside your head, aaaalll yours.
My mother used to tell me that love is only true if you can see it reflected in the one you love,
From your red cheeks — was I too rough last night?
Your bruised knees — If you would just learn how to sit properly at the table already, it would make our meals more easy.
Your beautiful hands — You should stop trying to take off your handcuffs.
Your shining eyes — Is that a small tear I see? Maybe I should reach it and lick it, I wouldn’t like to go to waste.
Yes, I think for the first time something she said made sense, now that I took a better look at you, I don’t think there’s any better proof of this —
You’re the truest, most beautiful form of ‘love’.
#male yandere#yandere boy#yandere oc#yandere#original character#original art#chrona... writes stuff?#johann the bastard#the wording or style of writing might be weird#since this is a translated text#I didn't originally write it in english#my apologies;;
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tequila
#cod#call of duty#simon ghost riley#my art#ghost comics being acknowledged in this household? more likely than you think 😔#this is based on ira and silvi's au btw ^^#mmm yes english bastard#I must cocoon him in a soft corn tortilla and sprinkle with cilantro and lime 🤌#guess who's sippin tequila now boys 🤠
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Now I need to see puppy Dazai. If only so Chuuya could be like “who’s the dog now, huh?” Possibly while puppy Dazai is trying to lick his face
Tiny Dazai Osamu - Collector's Edition!
Puppy dog in need of a forever home. His breed is brown with droopy ears. He's fluffy. Picked up on the side of the road.
#i don't know if it's true too in english or not but in french we colloquially call mixed breeds 'bâtards' (literally bastards)#he is dog. what breed? dog breed. he's brown. he's a little bastard. we love him so much. please take care of him.#(personally i would say he's got some cocker in there. floofy ears + beautiful brown eyes you cannot say no to.)#tiny skk adventures#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd dazai#bsd dazai osamu#nawy's doodles#ask answered
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taking “doomed by the narrative” and putting it on a high shelf until we all figure out what’s going on
#what is ireland doing here. that’s just a place#that wasn’t passive inevitable doom it was those english bastards wasn’t it#the person who made this is scottish irish americans completely exonerated zero wrongdoing
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Thou may’st court a hoste of men-at-arms,
Shoot a quarrell shot, pray, to stoppe thy feelyngs;
Thou mayest say ‘tis iust þe way thou art,
Makest thine excuse, another foolish rysoun—
Good luck, maid! O, good luck, maid!
Stoppest thou þe world, thus to stay thy feelyngs?
Good luck, maid! O good luck, maid!
Stoppest thou þe world, thus to stay thy feelyngs! 🍀🏹🌈🔥
#i wish i could do this in middle english but we can’t all be perfect#best i can do is bastardized early modern english#and i had so much fun i rendered the whole thing#roan of arc#chappell roan#good luck babe!#mine
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........... if you know you know
#technically a spoiler for the thing im working on but i dont care#skaianet archives is so cursed it's so CURSED but i WILL bastardize the fuck out of it#also this is my first complete attempt at using ms paint LOL#jake english#jake harley#........................ and charlie chaplin i guess#grandpa harley#homestuck#fanart#my art
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During the Peninsular War:
Portugal: I’m just saying this would be easier if England helped us
Spain:
#hetalia#spuk#porteng#hws portugal#hws spain#hws england#aph portugal#aph spain#aph england#my posts#the anglo-iberian roadtrip from hell will never not be funny to imagine in the hetaverse#spain all this is fine 🔥 🔥#meanwhile his brother is making eyes at that damn english bastard again#still fine 🔥 🔥 🔥#it ends with an arthur sandwich#don’t tell me it doesn’t#don’t tell me that shit
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The Bastard Son & The Devil Himself (TV Series) S1/E2 'Episode #1.2' (2022) - Daniel Coll
Mmm… new daddy find for me.
And now of course, I want more.
#Daniel Coll#The Bastard Son & The Devil Himself#english actor#celebrities#handsome daddy#daddy#cilf#actor#screenshots#shirtless
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More fun LOP details: Carlo most likely choosing to be a Bastard Stalker after graduation, with the added bonus that a "bastard" means someone born out of wedlock,
i.e., "Fatherless"
#lies of p#belle epoque punk rocker carlo#lies of p spoilers#carlo#actually we dont know for sure. it was some early speculation that that was what he chose. but the blue blood tailcoat is the iconic one.#we dont know if he just died right after graduation either#but pinos programming suggests that carlo was very experienced..?#ALSO THE THEORY that carlo really was a bastard child or unwanted#the korean version Carlo calls him “old ass geezer”. its kind of different in english because “old man” is like slang for your father.#but it implies geppetto had carlo in his old age#lies of p carlo
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Catherine Standish is the cutest 😍
#saskia reeves#catherine standish#standish x lamb#jonathan pryce#david cartwright#the old bastard#slow horses#slow horses s4#jack English photography
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sneak peak 4 charms I'm selling teehee
#ALSO HAPPY 413 YOU BASTARDS HAVE A GOOD ONE#spiritually at requiem x homestuck cafe event 🥲#homestuck#my art#jade harley#dave strider#john egbert#rose lalonde#roxy lalonde#dirk strider#jake english#jane crocker
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frank iero needs to metaphorically close his legs with being in new bands
(stealing your words yet again august. my deepest apologies)
#frank iero#we can bond over the smiths and freshman english teachers” okay faggot#homo#bumfuck bastard#delirium division#mcr#my chemical romance#my chemical fucking romance#frank anthony iero
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I've been thinking about the tragedy of Elizabeth Woodville living to see the end of her family name.
I don't mean her family with her husband, which lived on through her daughter and grandson. I mean her own.
Her sisters died, one by one, many of them after 1485. When Elizabeth died, only Katherine was left, and she would die before the turn of the century as well.
All her brothers died, too. Lewis died in childhood. John was executed. Anthony was murdered. Lionel died suddenly in the peak of Richard's reign, unable to see his niece become queen. Edward perished at war. Richard died in grieving peace. For all the violence and judgement the family endured, it was "an accident of biology" that ended their line: none of the brothers left heirs, and the Woodville name was extinguished. We know the family was aware of this. We know they mourned it, too:
“Buy a bell to be a tenor at Grafton to the bells now there, for a remembrance of the last of my blood.”
Elizabeth lived through the deposition and death of her young sons, and lived to see the end of her own family name. It must have been such a haunting loss, on both sides.
#(the quote is by Richard Woodville in his deathbed will; he was the last of the Woodville brothers to die)#elizabeth woodville#woodvilles#my post#to be clear I am not arguing that the death of an English gentry family name is some kind of giant tragedy (it absolutely the fuck is not)#I'm trying to put it into perspective with regards to what Elizabeth may have felt because we know her family DID feel this way#writing this kinda reminded me of how I am just not fond at all about the way Elizabeth's experiences in 1483-85 are written about#and the way lots so many of the unprecedentedly horrifying aspects are overlooked or treated so casually:#the seizure and murder of two MINOR sons and the illegal execution of another;#her sheer vulnerability in every way compared to all her queenly predecessors; how she was harassed by 'dire threats' for months;#how she had 5 very young daughters with her to look after at the time (Bridget and Katherine were literally 3 and 4 years old);#how unprecedented Richard's treatment of her was: EW was the first queen of england to be officially declared an adulteress;#and the first and ONLY queen to be officially accused of witchcraft#(Joan of Navarre was accused of her treason; she was never explicitly accused of witchcraft on an official level like EW was)#the first crowned queen of england to have her marriage annulled; and the first queen to have her children officially bastardized#what former queens endured through rumors* were turned into horrifying realities for her.#(I'm not trying to downplay the nightmare of that but this was fundamentally on a different level altogether)#nor did Elizabeth get a trial or appeal to the church. like I cannot emphasize this enough: this was not normal for queens#and not normal for depositions. ultimately what Richard did *was* unprecedented#and of course let's not forget that Elizabeth had literally just been unexpectedly widowed like 20 days before everything happened#I really don't feel like any of this is emphasized as much as it should be?#apart from the horrifying death of her sons - but most modern books never call it murder they just write that they 'disappeared'#and emphasize that ACTUALLY we don't know what happened to them (this includes Arlene Okerlund)#rather than allowing her to have that grief (at the very least)#more time is spent dealing with accusations that she was a heartless bitch or inconsistent intriguer for making a deal with Richard instead#it also feels like a waste because there's a lot that can be analyzed about queenship and R3's usurpation if this is ever explored properly#anyway - it's kinda sad that even after Henry won and her daughter became queen EW didn't really get a break#her family kept dying one by one and the Woodville name was extinguished. and she lived to see it#it's kinda heartbreaking - it was such a dramatic rise and such a slow haunting fall#makes for a great story tho
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JANE: [Makes cookies shaped like her friends!]
DIRK: Alas, poor Jake and Dirk.
JAKE: They died of consumption.
#submission#Source: Gentleman Bastard Sequence#homestuck#incorrect homestuck quotes#Jane Crocker#Dirk Strider#Jake English#Mod Nepeta#//I say shit like this all the time theyre so real for that
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if I start thinking about james and michelles relationship for too long I start foaming at the mouth and going fucking insane
#bean#something about the fact that they are two people separated by culture and distance suddenly forced together#can you imagine? losing your brother and then only a little bit later being told youre stuck with your cousin#someone raised in everything you hate. you want to see your brother again but instead you get this english bastard#and then to become so attached that you are willing to throw your best friend to the side for him#the terror of losing him to his own mother. she doesnt love him like you do.#INSANITY#derry girls
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